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How many real life programmers are here? And how many of you had some experience in blockchain projects?

Me and my friend after yesterdays drinking night decided to launch our own shitcoin. Anyone wants to join?

>> No.6493465

>>6493407
>software engineer here
you can literally rip githubs since this shit is all open source. not a lot of thought to be done amigo.

>> No.6493467

Nice, I'll buy 100k.

>> No.6493491

>>6493407
I would insert my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean

>> No.6493492

>>6493407
I am. I have never done anything involving a blockchain though.
I do not want to join because I am too lazy

>> No.6493507

>>6493407
>Any programmers want to write code for me since I don’t know how?

>> No.6493549
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6493549

Nice. We need some pajeet linked in profiles to fill our `team` page on landing web site.

>> No.6493560

>>6493407
>real life programmers
As opposed to what, people who are only programmers in their fantasies? Making a shitcoin is easy, I think they actually have websites that do it for you. Creating a good cryptocurrency is hard and would take more than my 2 year of computer science education.

>> No.6493601

>>6493560
>Making a shitcoin is easy,
I can confirm.

>> No.6493602

Programmer here. I'll make your asspenies for $10k a month + 20% total supply.

>> No.6493607

>>6493492
we target node js. what kind of programmer are you?

>> No.6493621

>I'm an idea guy who wants to do the work?

>> No.6493641

>>6493407
Sure.
I don't know about 'real life programmer' though. I feel like the difference between skill and noskill is the time it takes to get something done. I can hodl up my end

>> No.6493694

>>6493491
Pls elaborate

>> No.6493805
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6493805

Help me my friend.
Wanna make a documentary about making a communist coin.

>> No.6493809

>>6493407
Just fork some coin from github, change name to yours and publish it, easy. No need for a programmer.

>> No.6493871

>>6493465
Even easier if they just want to launch an ERC20. In that case, they don't even need the hardware to start their own blockchain.

>> No.6493910

Is that pussy juice or pee? If i see something like this i definitely rape her

>> No.6493945
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6493945

I am front end guy, my friend is BE guy. And I know some web design ladies. Here I'm just looking for enthusiasts who think in a same way we do.
And programmers are way better to reason with.

>> No.6493999

>>6493407
What does white girl pussy taste like?

>> No.6494018

>>6493999
lasagna

>> No.6494046

What's the goal?

>> No.6494063

>>6493999
Like niggerdick.

>> No.6494095

>>6494046
mony.

>> No.6494145

>>6493999
mackerel

>> No.6494220

>>6493999
Like when your dogs licks your mouth

Avoid if you can

>> No.6494234

>>6493999
Ambrosia

>> No.6494321

>>6493601
I can also confirm :^)

>> No.6494372

>>6493491
You mean in her boipucci, I get you bruh

>> No.6494409

>>6493407
How bout u faggots work on a casino for biz using funfair

>> No.6494422

>>6493407
>any programmers want to do the work for us?
fuck off go learn a fucking skill you NEET

>> No.6494483

>>6493999
Metal

>> No.6494497

>>6494422
Or don't and just pay some wageslave to do the job.

>> No.6494508
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6494508

>>6493560
>tfw years of having no social life and editing cod fragmovies in my teenage years gave me motion graphics and graphic design skills
>tfw comp sci degree gave me programming skills
>tfw closely following a slack group of a brand new coin for 6+ months taught me marketing skills and what to avoid
>tfw i've already poured 200+ hours into developing my coin and it's actually looking promising
>tfw i have a big enough crypto portfolio to pay for outsourcing UI designers and web site developers to make everything look extremely professional

The stars have aligned boys. I'm gonna make it this year, i'm gonna make it big.

>> No.6494566

>>6493491
Fuck off pajeet.
>>6493910
Fuck off pajeet.
>>6493999
Fuck off pajeet.

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6494577

>>6493407
where's your github link?

devs post contribution graphs.

>> No.6494640

>>6493945

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FRONT END IS NOT PROGRAMMING GTFO U SCRIPTING LIL FAGGOT

>> No.6494716

>>6494497
Sure I'll do it for you, .5 ETH per hour, 100 ETH deposit. Oh wait? You were talking about hiring a pajeet? Have fun with that haha. Quite amazing how fucking biz idolizes the NEET now. Wtf happened

>> No.6494722

>>6493945
>I am front end guy
Front End is for women and faggots.

>> No.6494727

>>6493407
I have made a couple of ERC20's, if your idea is good I'll consider. I can also do web3 js and python. Add me on telegram: @Jolly_Joy

>> No.6494741
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6494741

>>6494577
I prefer to fuck some vagenas apart from coding

>> No.6494842

>>6494727
Are you into solid ideas or hype ideas?

>> No.6494902

>>6494842
Don't try to interview me, I do this full time.

>> No.6494919

>>6493407
mememememe
minable shitcoin?

>> No.6494966

>>6494919
i have a solution for a minable coin where pools will be penalized...

>> No.6495001

>>6494902
I mean there's no reason for you to join if you want some serious project. We plan to have a good laugh and make some money on the road.

>> No.6495009

>>6494966
forcing decentralization

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>> No.6495027

>>6493560
>2 year of computer science education.
my cs uni is 5 years i i will be lucky if im done at 6 fuck me

>> No.6495058

>>6495001
There's only a handful of people that can do web3js, web3py AND solidity. Trust me, you need me more than I need you.

>> No.6495071

>>6494741
> no weekend committs....

no side projects?

Do you love your craft or not?

>> No.6495095

>>6495058
i know all that shit and more, i can build a custom miner :)

>> No.6495148

>>6494508
pre ico when

>> No.6495168

>>6495095
>Me and my friend after yesterdays drinking night decided to launch our own shitcoin. Anyone wants to join?

Good fucking luck, if you talk like this to programmers, nobody will want to work with you faggot.

>> No.6495245

>>6495168
good luck holding bags of our shit tocken once we shill it on biz

>> No.6495315

>>6495245
Kek, yes, it's obvious you never made anything, I'm out.

>> No.6495438

>>6493407
same idea here. graphics specialist here for homepages, tell me how to get in touch with you - we gonna make it.

>> No.6495467

>>6495438
leave your telegram

>> No.6495482

>>6493407
I am SourceBot TM
https://imgur.com/a/ncZAs

>> No.6495518

>>6494508

How do we find you when it's ICO stage? I'm gonna be the first buyer

>> No.6495623

>>6495467
give me yours pls

>> No.6495838

>>6495482
There's more
http://photoshpion.com/homemade/ochen-mokraya-kiska-939/

>> No.6495856

>>6495623
@fomo_joe

>> No.6496227
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6496227

>>6494508
just dont call it bazigna or something equally retarded, faggot.

>> No.6496471

>>6494508
How is your coin going to stand out among other shitcoins?

>> No.6496919

>>6494508
let me come in touch with you, give me your telegram

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6497086

OK well, I've only see one other guy post their github contrib. looks like OP is a no code "idea man"

>> No.6497414

>>6493407
I developed wealth management software for a few big UK companies.
I work with the business analyst everyday so the knowledge I picked up convince me to have a go with cryto.

Unfortunately I don't know much about cryto, just building the desktop / mobile app and I know stock / gilts market well enough. over 5 years experience.

>> No.6497649

>>6497414

one thing that's taught me a bunch:

re-implement these on top of crypto exchange APIs.

>> No.6497700

>>6497649
>>6497414

forgot link

stockcharts.com/school/doku.php?id=chart_school:technical_indicators

>> No.6497902

>>6495315

youre deeply autistic and have delusions of grandeur

>> No.6497983

>>6494508
Remember to shill it to us faggots here first eh.

>> No.6498507

>>6495071
>5234534 commits of 'fixed a typo in comment at line 4574622'

>> No.6498544

>>6493407
wtf why did she pee her pants?

>> No.6498566

>>6493407
the fact that you started the thread with that picture makes me want to stay the fuck away from you

>> No.6498799

>>6493491
Why would you want to do that look how sweaty she is, she probably just finished her workout or came home from a run and this sweat def doesnt smell good

>> No.6498859

>>6493491
What did he mean by this?

>> No.6498972

>>6493407
I can make a shitcoin in 60mins. What will you do to market it?

>> No.6498989

>>6493407
Why is her pants wet in that spot, and why does my johnny boy feel so big and hard now?

>> No.6499020

Finishing my Master's degree in programming this semester and have a job from August. Honestly, I know nothing about programming and definitely nothing about blockchain. Could copy pasta source code from some open source project and a whitepaper, just like TRX, kek.

>> No.6499138

>>6498544
I can’t think of any other reason a woman would have a wet cooter

>> No.6499184

>>6499020
> Finishing my Master's degree in programming this semester and have a job from August. Honestly, I know nothing about programming

it's true. Pure academics are shit at programming until they have to code 8 hrs a day for a job and go through a few projects for a few years

>> No.6499402

>>6493407
I launched my own took like an hour. if you guys need help you're not much of programmers. all the shit is done. if you want to implement new technologies or new features to specific coins that's different. making your own shitcoin is simple work.

>> No.6499455

>>6493491
heterosexuals aren't welcome on 4chan, fuck off

>> No.6499503

>>6493407
Have you seen https://forkgen.tech/ ?

>> No.6499718

>>6493407

I started my front end MERN stack programming job last week

Guess I'm not a real programmer but I'm richer than my boss so there's that.

>> No.6499806

>>6493407
This proves crypto is shit.

>> No.6500048

Our system thinks your post is spam.

Literally just typing about what I'm doing as an alternative to ads for websites and it thinks it is spam.

>> No.6500074

>>6493407
love when they get wet like that :D

>> No.6500163

>>6499184
Yup.

At my work they hired one guy with a CS degree. The rest of us have no degree but have portfolios that go for years.

We taught him just about everything. He was accidentally currying functions and erasing code that confused him. He was terrible.