/biz/ - Business & Finance

Wrong board m8.

>>646954
Whip out your dick next time she asks for a pen.

Put all your savings into the Vanguard S&P 500 index funds.

That bitch will be so impressed by your fiscal responsibility she'll be all over your dick.

Ask what her thoughts are on the Roth IRA.

And yes you posted this on exactly the right board.

>>646954

Since this is /biz/, I'm going to suggest that you diversify your emotional investments from this girl. You have all your eggs in one basket and that is bound for failure.

Lol wtf is this weabo shit? When I went to highschool that shit didn't matter. So long as you aren't a total autist. Just go balls deep. What's the worst that can happen?

>>646971

>>/reddit/

This is the gayest shit ive ever read.

Show us your resume

>>646973
i laughed 8/10

I was in the LOWEST tier of popularity in my high school. BUT, I absolutely reigned over all of the losers. I fucked so many lower-income family bitches it was ridiculous. And they were all so slutty. Some weren't so bad looking, either. I was the loser-king.

>>647026
Capsule Corp.?

>>646954
You may have accidentally come to the right board. What do broads love more than anything? Money. What broads are the easiest to impress with just a little bit of money? High schoolers. I have a great investment for you that can return up to 400% of your investment in one month. All that needs to happen is you need to send me the money, preferably in cash. Do we have a deal?

>>646954
Buy a mustang like that retard yesterday, and that Girl Might pay out some major dividends if you catch my drift

>>646954
Well, ask yourself this? Are you 9/10 yourself? Are you at least 8/10? No? Then no, you can't get this girl.

Also, that shirt does not make sense.

She obviously is not out of everyone's league. That is impossible. There are plenty of tall, attractive, sexy guys who are within her league.

I am ripped myself, 6'2'', have my own business, intelligent, wide shoulders and chiseled face with nice hair. I think I'm in her league.

>>647096
So basically that was just an excuse to brag?

>>647096
I'm 5'8", terrible diet, don't lift and better looking than you

>>647096
i think you're a neet faggot neckbeard who doesn't even lift

>>646954
>literally perfect
>9/10

>>647096
>I am ripped myself, 6'2'', have my own business, intelligent, wide shoulders and chiseled face with nice hair.

>implying that matters

when you are born into the 1% like myself, you dont need anything else to get with 10/10's

>pic related, me everyday

To her, you're just the kid who always has pens and paper to draw your Naruto characters with.

And I'd be willing to bet you hve permanently stained Cheeto fingers and always smell vaguely of cheese and AXE body spray and sit directly in the path of an air vent.

>>646968
Or better yet, ask if she wants to join the PEN15 club.

>>646985
A rape charge.

>>647102
Yes

>>647129
LOL, not into being used for money like a sheep

Enjoy fucking that dry pussy lol

>>646954

>tfw discussing business opportunities and career goals with a bunch of high schoolers at 1 in the morning when I have a work presentation due in a few hours

What the fuck am I doing with my life

>>647152

>>646973
Yfw this is sound advice.

>>647150
LOL u dont get it, money turn women on
>pleb detected

>>646954
>9/10
>literally perfect
Also, wrong board.

>>Can I borrow a pen?
>Yeah. So, are you busy after school today?
>>N-No..
>Want to hang out, maybe?
>>I'm busy, anon
>Right. How's [some day that fits]?
If she still doesn't want to, you should stop giving her stuff. "Forget" it at home, she's only using you then, and bitches love being ignored when you can clearly see them.

Don't propose a date at first, though, go somewhere public/semi-public and then see if you want to meet again for something more private.

>>646991
>>>/b/

>>647129
Enjoy never meeting a genuine person in your entire life. You don't have friends, you don't have a girlfriend. Your money does.

>>647150
How is being used for being pretty like a whore any better?

>>647210
lol, money makes them want to use you. As I said. Enjoy being used ugly sheep
LOL @ buying women in 2015
LOL @ fucking dry pussy

>>647254
>mfw butthurtttt pleb

I'm glad you said LITERALLY perfect. I wouldn't have thought that a 9/10 would be perfect, but thanks for clearing that up bro. You're a teenager with hormones and a skewed world view because of the shitty fake social system we've set up called high school where things like popularity seem to matter. Also, you're like 17, so everything seems REALLY SUPER IMPORTANT all the time. Get over it, she's not special, and if you want something out of her, be an interesting person and not a fucking goober.

In general, there's no such thing as leagues. White privilege speaking from a mountain top here though, so yeah take it with a grain of salt. I'm sure that there's barriers to entry but I haven't really hit any so maybe I'm full of shit.

>>646954
I mean clearly if she only borrows stuff shes more of a liability than anything.
god I hate leechers

>>647275
>White privilege
>>>/r/srs

Get the fuck out.

>>647096
WhyAmIReplyingToBait.jpeg

>>647275
that's probably because you've never tried to do anything with significant barriers to entry

>>646954
>high school
underage b&

>>647275
>In general, there's no such thing as leagues

How cute...

I nearly shat myself laughing at
>tier above me popularity vice

you autists really believe there is tiers to popularity? pro tip: everyone "above" you doesn't give a fuck

lmao like what even is the reasoning? tiers imply you can move up and down. is there a big poster in the school and the most popular guy stands up there every morning and places you in a tier?

>>647745
This isn't LoL? Fuck me, I won't stop being bronze tier if I just ace the next 5 haircuts and shopping trips (sucks to carry your team)?

Yup tier implies mobility. Consider yourself in a caste, like outcast.

>>647745
>vice
kek, I think he meant wise

also, "cool kid" rankings are a pretty common mentality at a lot of american high schools

that's nice that your high school wasn't too concerned with "popularity tiers". mine wasn't either, but kids are retarded