/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>6418914
>10k-50k to be placed in a coma

Mate... its going to cost more than that.

>>6418949
How much?

Im pretty sure it costs much more money than just being alive regularly to be supported in a coma.

>>6418980

Hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of dollars.

>>6418980
someone has to keep you alive/wash you

that shit would be super expensive, like 6 figures a year at least

>>6418914


>>6418914
ICU bed is like 5k a day in the US.

>>6418914
the absolute state of biz

>>6419044
>>6419064
>>6419154
It's not just being hooked up to some machine? What the fuck? Just throw me into a fucking random closet I don't care.

>>6419039
But life is just boring for me. I don't enjoy anything. I even had hired a hooker to have sex with and I felt nothing.

>>6418914
I can put you in my freezer and look after your coins.

>>6418914
Just spend ~35k on some good drugs and live on a hippie commune for a few years. It's easy..months will go by like weeks.

>>6419250
Kek. Thanks, needed the laugh

>>6418914
why would you use somebody relative and son picture like that for ?
>shouldn't you learn what being a human being means ?

>>6419250
>It's not just being hooked up to some machine? What the fuck?

no you dumb nigger, someone has to come by and wipe your ass and dump your urine bag or whatever the fuck

someday we'll have robots to wash our ass and suck our dicks so we can stay plugged into the VR Metaverse 24/7

>>6418949
In the US , sure. I think you might find Thailand or Indonesia would do it for a lot less....for a lot longer... Maybe even forever if they get lazy (note: they are all lazy)

just find a misdemeanor charge that will put you in jail for like 12 months.

jail is the ultimate hodl

>>6418914
10-50k wouldnt even cover 3 months of long term care. You'd wake up broke and in massive medical debt. You could always find a hobby, a gf, and stop being a sad sack NEET on /biz/. That seems to be the actual problem.

>>6418914
A hospital will never do that one and two the cost would be close to a million dollars for that many years.

>>6419256
I am doing research about freezing and it looks like some scientist are doing research around this so I might have to look into this.

>>6419278
Hmm... I did see some intresting communities like this but I am scared of hippies. Anyone who has done LSD before is unstable in my mind.

>>6419330
I just used google.

>>6419335
Can't they just hack my body and stop that from happening? It's not the fucking middle ages anymore.

>>6419350
No thanks. I can't risk some Asians with my life. Would not trust.

i can put you in a coma here is my BTC address first deposit then coma

>>6419250
Well for starts they will itemize your kelenex box, gowns, gloves, everyghing. They will nickle and dime the shit out of you. In your example of putting you in a closet, they will charge you per square inch of space you take up in said closet. We think wall street is full of jews, people have no idea how bad healthcare is since they are taking card of you...

>>6419396
I don't have a hobby and I don't think a female would help in this situation. I also am not sad nor a NEET.

OP if you're serious go to jail, do some white collar crime and plead guilty, you'll be sent to a low security prison with minimal rapes and prison stabbings.

>>6418914
>watch fellow humans stress about imaginary problems in there dumb lives
Like what you're going through right now?

>>6419410
Fair, maybe find some comfy looking eco commune of some sort with beds + internet + the non rabid/feral type of hippies? Drugs are the closest you will get to freezing yourself for two years. Drug induced coma is possible but expensive, you will need a machine or nurse to look after your dosage regularly + take care of bodily functions.

>>6418914

Can you dream in a coma? If so, bumping for interest

>>6419250
And i doubt the hospital ethics committee would allow you to be hooked up that long. They would decide and advise your family to end it. Google it. Same reason you go jew for a day to get your sons circumcision covered by insurance.

>>6419497
Not really because I have problems to deal with like food and shelter. When I get my crypto gains, I won't have to worry about money to provide these basic necessities. Then I can just relax.

>>6419501
Hmm... I have done drugs before and do know what you mean. I would cash out half of my portfolio right now and move to live somewhere cheap but I don't trust living in a foreign land with people being my neighbors.

even if it were possible to put you in a medically induced coma for 2 years (it isn't btw), your muscles will get wasted away each day and you will develop bed-sores and infections.

your life-span will get reduced even if you successfully get out of it and even if your shitcoins have appreciated, it will be all for nothing since you will need medical help for the rest of your miserable life.

>>6419616
So your telling me we are essentially trapped in a hellish feedback loop?

>>6419638
life is what you make of it. count your blessings and stop being a fucking pussy

>>6419682
Thanks but I don't need your alpha male advice stuff. Been there, done that.

>>6419578
all play and no work makes jack a dull boy

>>6419717
Sorry but I'd rather go crazy then wageslave for someone else.

>>6419250
You can pay me 50k to live in a dark corner at my place and I will happily pretend you aren't there. I hate people anyway. Could hook you up with a better job though and you won't have to talk to people

>>6419809
>and I will happily pretend you aren't there

had a hearty kek at how antisocial /biz/ is

>>6418914
>Wake up
>Crypto was just a meme
>Blockfolio is $0
>You wasted 4 years of your life and all of your gains

>>6418914
Why dont you cash out like 5k, quit your job, buy some camping gear, and go on like a 6 month camping/hiking trip.

Hike the PCT, go to hawaii and live in the jungle....might not by 2-4 years. But you could last a year, come back, and you'll have some nice gains.

un ironically you should seek help for depression

>>6418914
>OP gets put in a coma for 2 years
>wakes up
>Find out that in 2018 crypto soared to ridiculous highs and he had 100x his money at one point
>in 2019 came the big crash that wiped out the entire crypto market
>BTC worth $3
>ETH worth $0.10
>LTC worth $0.02
>all other coins worth nothing

>>6418914

sure you can be put in a coma and i will rape your ass everyday without you knowing. Is that alrigh with yout?

>>6418914
I also work at a pizza joint and concur.

a screenshot of my shitty portfolio will put you in a coma

In the us assuming no medical conditions and a doctor to do it. Probably 250k per year. Coma care with sustained injuries can be 500k to 1mil per year. This isn't the 1980s Steven sagal waking up in fighting strength movie remake.. your body would be literally a stick when you woke up.

>>6420951

This. I disappeared and did the pct and the at. It was outstanding way to spend a year and a half. Felt like a million bucks after. Worked for 10 years, now I got mad crypto gains I might do it again.

>>6418914
I don't mean to play armchair psychologist here but you may have MDD.

>>6418914
You could put yourself in a coma if you try hard enough. Jump out of a 3rd or 4th story window. If you're still concious afterwards, drag your broken ass back up and do it again. If you don't survive you haven't lost much, apparently.

>>6421596
>Me: The book

Fuck. How do I escape this.?

If you are serious you are a idiot. You can't just be put in a coma for 4 years without serious consequences. people who are actually in a coma still need treatment (they move his body around and stuff fuck i'm not a MD but know a tiny bit). Go live in a forest or something

You should just commit a crime and go to prison for a few years

>>6418914
Hey man, look you're much further than 90% of the population. You don't care for drugs, porn, video games, crafts etc. You seem to have a level head but obviously being a wagecuck is killing you, as it does with anyone else who is not mediocre. People are fine with being wagecucks, and you are not one.

>>6420951
Getting out in nature really does help. Getting out and travelling will do wonders for a different perspective OP. Getting out there and finding new things and people will give you new insights and aspirations as to what you can do.

>I want to be put into a sleep induced coma for 4 years of my life.

Trust me man, you do not know what people in their 30's would give to be in their 20's again, people in their 40's for their 30's and vice versa.
Waiting on memecoins to make you a multimillionaire, then what? What would you like to do with that money?

OP, why don't you join the army? Time will fly by, you get decent pay and get fit.

>>6419378
Tyrone Shammal approves

Honestly, consider finding a travel package or some shit and forcing yourself to go do something different. Talk to new people with aspirations.

I've been diagnosed with MDD, but I'm not going to sit here and wallow about my problems you know? Get out there, meet new people and do new things.

I don't like people either, so trust me I think I know where you're coming from.

>>6421822
1.) He sounds lazy idk if he's bout that
2.) Wagecuckery

>>6421596
>only experience four of the things on a daily basis
Whew, dodged a bullet there.

>he is 1 hour away from coming out of coma
>crash every thing he holds and pump the rest

>>6419465
Healthcare is expensive because the government controls the market.

It didn't used to be this way.

>>6421920
>meet new people and do new things.

We both know they are all the same boring people doing the same boring things.

Or perhaps my untreated MDD finally killed of my Hippocampus completely and I'm unable to find any enjoyment in social interactions.

>>6422265
lmao it's hilarious that normies don't know there are countless experimental drugs you can take you regrow your brain and cure depression

>>6422314
>countless experimental drugs
....erm, names?

>>6422349
cerebrolysin
LLLT +coq10 +ppq
Lion Mane Mushroom

just look up nootropics forum on longecity

>>6419410
You are too fucking pickie for a guy who doesn't care of life

OP is a fag again

>>6418914
Get a job, idiot.

>>6418914

>I simply just want enough money so I can just sit and live without anyone bothering.

That's not living, that's just existing. Why do you want to simply exist? Whats the point? Not saying KYS but you should change your outlook on life.

>>6418914
>Just sit outside and watch fellow humans stress about imaginary problems in there dumb lives.
lmfao

>>6421664
You can never escape it and even your happiest moments will always be tinged with lingering sadness.

>>6421664
If you're serious and you actually want to turn your life around:
cut computer usage (I have yet to do this)
cut sugar
actually go to the gym
STOP MASTURBATING
I repeat, stop masturbating

Move out if you haven't already.

>>6422655
>STOP MASTURBATING
>I repeat, stop masturbating
There is absolutely ZERO science behind nofap.

>>6422655
Stop masturbating did total fucking shit for me... dont listen to these fucking idiots... otherwise good list.

>>6422822
it actually made shit lot worse, didnt last for shit anymore....

>>6418914
wat 10-15k ??

i'll put you in a coma for a packet of crisps !

Have you tried lsd microdosing? It changed my life.

>>6422655
>stop masturbating

not while there's new gay furry porn every day

>>6423141
>crisps
alri Deano

>>6418914
I can but you in coma for 50 bucks

I can hit you in a coma for 50k if you want.

>>6419507
>tfw it's a 10 year long nightmare

>>6421494
that actually sounds really interesting, do you have any more info about how it went? Im still doing college for a while but maybe after.

>>6419378
>i gotta get out man, my shit mooned
Kekd

>>6418914
Anonstapher, don’t you want to experience the joy of your bags mooning and shoving it in everyone’s faces as it happens? I also wagecuck at a pizza place and the moment I quit is going to be so sweet. Will literally call everyone a nigger and faggot to their faces after I hit 1mm, jumping for joy knowing I JUSTed them all and never have to wagecuck again. Stay in the game. You need to be awake and conscious for the waves coming the next 2-3 years. It will be so much sweeter, desu.

>>6421625
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