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What do I tell my normie friend?

>> No.6381888

Reply with "haha"

>> No.6381916

>Riplle

>> No.6381961

Tell him to buy altcoin.

https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/altcoin-alt/

>> No.6381995

tell him to go all in on PRL

>> No.6382053

>>6381864
tell him to wait a bit until it goes higher to buy it.

>> No.6382068

>>6381864
Tell him to go all in on 2FA, its the new Ripple.

>> No.6382092

>>6382053
My nigger
>"gotta wait to make sure it's really going up"

>> No.6382145

>>6381864
Jewple will hit 100$ in 5 years

>> No.6382335

>>6382145
It won't though, because every normie who wants it to has already invested their share.

>> No.6382573

>>6381864
Tell him to buy DBC. It's the next moon.

>> No.6382781

Tell him to buy Bazingacoin, he's a normie he don't desevre gains.

>> No.6383459

>>6381864

Tell him 'haha i wanted this cheap whore caled ur mum just to mess around'.

>> No.6383588
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6383588

>cheap coin called ripple
>ripple
>#3 crypto
>cheap

>> No.6383642

>>6381888
Kek this

>> No.6383686

>>6381864

Its not your job to guide him through his first crypto investment. This is why they say never to tell anyone what you've done, because if the shit hits the fan they'll blame you for it. Best to stay out of it.

Best thing to say is "Thats up to you, good luck".

The only people who I ever really talk to about it are people I know who are gamblers, or who have invested in stocks, I know they'll study and figure it out for themselves, and thats fine. But the average normie is off limits because the average person is a mental child, and will not accept responsibility for themselves.

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>>6381864
SCAM HIM INTO BUYING VERGE AND TRON ASWELL

>> No.6384014

>>6383588
cute foot

>> No.6384100

>>6381888
fpbp

>> No.6384120

>>6381864
Espers on yobit is cheaper

>> No.6384192

>>6383686
Screencap this ! : 01/13/18(Sat)16:01:03 /biz/ gave someone some good advice

>> No.6384231

If you really want to give him something, redirect him to lumens

>> No.6384252

>>6381864
OOGA BOOGA

>> No.6384253

>>6381864
Lol that's your friend??

Nice anon

>> No.6384269

>>6381995
Kek

>> No.6384509
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>>6382573
Why are normies so into ripple?

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>>6384509

>> No.6384669

>>6384509
Idk I was a normie and started in November and I got into ripple and made bank. Let the normies invest in it so we can get back to 3

>> No.6384790

>>6384540
>using 4chan lingo with your normie friends
you're no better than them

>> No.6384991

Ripple. The banks coin. Only two dollar. Bitcoin is $15,000. The banks always win don't you know? So ripple is far surpass $15,000. You will be rich if you go all in ripple.

>> No.6385097

>>6384790
Nocoiner doesn't mean normie. The retarded clueless nocoiner attitude isn't exclusive to normies, if you go on another board and post about crypto, people will unironically respond with generic boomer-tier FUD.

>> No.6385185

Normie friend made a ton of money with ripple, he doesnt even know what the blockchain is.

I guess the virgin vs Chad meme is right.

>> No.6385248

>>6385097
Yeah, somwtimea even on /g/

>> No.6385249

>>6385185
Yes. Chad goes all in on the first coins he sees and makes a fortune. The virgin carefully researches the whitepapers of all coins he's considering investing and makes 5% gains if he's lucky.

>> No.6385301

>>6381864
Tell him and everyone else to buy ripple, then short it on polo

>> No.6385382

>>6385301
>telling people to buy when your short
?

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>>6385301

>> No.6385449

>>6385382
Normies are who you want as investing adversaries. As soon as it dips 1%, they panic sell and the house of cards falls down

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>>6385437
Autistic, but not disabled

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>>6385479

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>>6385479

Though it's not in satoshis, so you are not a true autismo, sorry.

>> No.6386192

>>6384509
>Why are normies so into ripple?

bro its so cheap only $2!!! Bitcoin is $13k!!!

>> No.6386685

>>6386192
Nah, we all know what volume is right?

It's more likely the speed of processing or 'real world speculation from fiat banks. I like ripple, but it doesn't stand for anything crypto was invented for.

>> No.6386961

>>6381864
tell him to buy your bags