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All /biz/ has done for me is fucking shill me shitcoins and make me lose heaps of money. Don't be a bunch of apes in a cage and give me useful fucking advice ONE TIME. I matched someone on tinder who fits my ideal ''perfect picture'' of a woman. WHAT DO I DO BROS

>> No.6355775

>>6355745
show them your blockfolio

>> No.6355789

>>6355745
Anne melden

>> No.6355809

>>6355745
take this shit to r9k and never come back

>> No.6355855

show her your dgb bags

>> No.6355862

fuck off
if this wasn't one of the most basic looking white girls I've ever seen I might have said otherwise

>> No.6355868

>>6355745
show her your blockfolio it works every time.

>> No.6355879

Make yourself into the best possible version of yourself. One day you'll turn around and see crowds of people who want your attention and affection

>> No.6355895

>>6355745
Pump and dump.
Good luck man, but this isn't /soc/

>> No.6355898

>>6355775
fpbp
/fucking thread

>> No.6355899

>>6355745
gemaakt voor bbc

>> No.6355907

>>6355745

/biz is a business discussion board not a self help seminar faggot

MODS

>> No.6355935

shes 18, youre probably 18.

and using tinder

you fucking lost already

>> No.6355989

>>6355775
>Not using your blockfolio as your profile pic on all roastie banging sites

Not gonna make it bros. I've been banging 10/10s the past month for the price of a happy meal

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>>6355775
>>6355868
instant unmatch bros... only 200% my portfolio in 3 weeks

>>6355879
i sit on 4chan all day and make losses on daytrading, how can i better myself?

>>6355862
idc retard, ever heard of personal taste, she has big tits

>>6355809
no /biz/ shilled me with pajeetcoins, I need compensation

>> No.6356089

>>6355989
This desu, if you don't use your fat stacks of ETH, LINK and REQ to pick up thots you will literally never make it.

>> No.6356113

>>6355935
lmao get a load of this loser

All girls use dating apps nowadays

>>6356043
Whatever you think that is. Just focus on self improvement. The best advice for people looking for love is just to stop looking. Let it find you.

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6356115

>>6355935
i use tinder because I have social anxiety, I start shaking, turn red and get sweaty palms when I first talk to a stranger in real life, that's why I like tinder, because I cant get to know the person before I meet irl.

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6356152

Op stop being a fuking dumb bitch ass faggot, there cant be good females on tinder
>focus on your financial future
>fuck top class mature expensive hookers
>you can always adopt a child or use surrogate vagina for your future child
dont make our mistakes op
delete all that social app shit and FOCUS motherfucker

>> No.6356153

>>6356115
dont listen to that anon he's retarded. All girls use dating apps. Trying to find a cute gf on the streets or in a bar/club is futile in >the current year

>> No.6356167

>>6356043
>i sit on 4chan all day and make losses on daytrading, how can i better myself?
Maybe start by not doing that

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6356275

>>6356152
thanks for the wake-up call, lieutenant. i cant do this dating shit bro, my starting lines have no game... just toss me one of them chink hookers

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6356295

>>6356152
listen to this man he knows
>shes still in her first form

>> No.6356346

>>6356275

bro if this doesn't get the woman she is not the kind of woman you want

>> No.6356387

>>6356275
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.6356423

>>6355745
>asking for advice on how to pick up women on Tinder
Wrong board, newfriend. Let me show you the way:
>>>/fit/

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>>6356346
yeah bro... 99% of the people on tinder are ewhoring pajeets, when will I find the 1% bro... 100+ matches

>> No.6356622

The fucking state of the hookup culture today. Holy shit.

I'm glad I've never had to use Tinder. GL my friends.

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>>6356462
kanker neger

>> No.6356726

>>6355745
her vajayjay has already been pounded into oblivion by some other chad, if you want to throw your hot dog down her hallway, be my guest by all means, but you will not find happiness with that kind of girl.

>> No.6356739

>>6355745

HPB. It's on BiBox. Yeah, no one heard of it. Imagine when it hits KuCoin next week (confirmed).

Small supply, low market cap, it's the future bro. We're talking EOS, NEO digits.

>> No.6356742

Thanks I just bought 100k

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>>6356685
ga slapen kutjong

>> No.6356754

>>6356423
This bizbro gets it.

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6356805

>>6356749
Dutch Canadian :)

>> No.6356835

>>6356805
show your face, im curious how that turned out

>> No.6356840

>>6355745
"Ever hear about bitcoin"
Use bullshit trader terms and be the mysterious kid investing genius. She'll fuck you because women think if you own bitcoin you're a millionaire.

>> No.6356874

>>6356835
I was born in the netherlands and came to Canada when I was 8, now I'm stuck in a frozen tundra aka Ottawa (would not recommend)

do have good genes tho

>> No.6356895

>>6356043
>>6355745
>hbo docent dans

wil je dat ze later werkloos word???????????????????????????????????????????????

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>>6356726
why do the chads always beat me to it bro...

>> No.6356958

>>6356895
boeit me niet, ik wil haar een paar keer ballen en dat is het wel mooi geweest.
>>6356874
why did your parents decide to move from NL to canada?

>> No.6357012

>>6356958
stuur een update of post meer fotos van haar bro

>> No.6357013

>>6356840
that's probably the most non-interesting topic to discuss. these dutch bitches only talk about partying alcohol drugs weed and shopping. sighh... so 2d

>> No.6357017

>>6356958
father started his own company and they didnt like the closed in tiny houses etc.

we have a huge house now and live comfy it just feels weird having 0 family i only have my mom and dad as the rest is in holland who i never speak with

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>>6357012
het eerste wat ik zei was ''Ik geloofde eerst niet in liefde op het eerste gezicht.'' het is klaar voordat ze een bericht terug heeft gestuurd. unmatch inc

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>>6357053
>Ik geloofde eerst niet in liefde op het eerste gezicht.

wat ging er door je hoofd man wat the fuck
post effe meer fotos voordat ze je unmatcht dan :^)

>> No.6357130

>>6357017
dude... get in touch with them & visit amsterdam. great beer, EVERY drug in the world, dutch girls are beautiful and the nightclubs are good (if you search good enough)

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>>6357124
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
de rest zijn natuurfoto's, niks te zien

>> No.6357315

>>6355745
VOISE IS GOING TO BINANCE YOU DUMB FUCK IT'S BEING SCREAMED ALL OVER THE INTERNET
>>6355720

>> No.6357791

>>6355745
Ha, dat is mijn EX !!!

Nah, just kidding. Wil je advies?
Agoras tokens, dit is het antwoord op alle vragen, dit is anders dan al het andere, dit is waar wij rijke dutchies op zullen worden.

gooi er nu 10k in, en bedank me met een biertje over een jaar

>> No.6357885

nog en nederlandse canadees reporting in

wij zijn naturlijke traders dus het verbaast me niet

>> No.6358008

>>6357885
dat denk ik ook, being dutch is OP , wij zijn outliers

>> No.6358037

>>6355745
Advice: XRP and XLM will dethrone BTC and ETH. XRP is cheap as fuck right now.

I just put all my BNB gains into XRP about 2 hours ago.

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>> No.6358064

>>6356152
just changed my entire life paradigm with that comment. get rich and have a surrogate child and raise him to be a fucking god

>> No.6358111

>>6355745
you superliked her, she swiped right out of pity

>> No.6358147

>>6358037
XRP is a joke man they couldn't even get listed on fucking Coinbase before BCH

XLM and VEN are the only coins making it out alive with ETH

>> No.6358157

>>6356749
she looks like a slightly feminine version of me, shit's weird

>> No.6358215

>asking for help with roasties on /biz/
you're not gonna make it

>> No.6358241

>>6355745
Haha OP, ik heb haar een paar weken terug geneukt, ook via tinder. Kanker wat een kleine wereld

>i fucked her a few weeks back

>> No.6358277

>>6358055
kekked, you were doing well for a second

Don't bring too many jokes from here over there though. Normies don't understand our jokes, roastie is a no go
Bag holding is a no go
They are gonna think you are super weird

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>>6358055
BUFF FROM YEARS OF HOLDING BAGS

>> No.6358300

>>6358215
actually, 4chan is where I first discovered bitcoin. It was going crazy in /biz/. This was back in 2010ish. So ya, /biz/ is actually some of the best info you can get if you are able to filter out the bull shit pajeets

>> No.6358376

>>6358055
>roastiecoin
>laughing crying emoji

sounds like an easy girl

>> No.6358385

>>6358055
>from years of holding my heavy bags
Lost it.

>> No.6358387

>>6358290
>roastiecoin

>> No.6358426

This is a useless shitapp shilled hard by a discord group. they get points for every post and comment they make here, if they don't post every day they get banned. That's why there are tinder posts here 24/7.

it's not because so many ppl like tinder; it's jsut because 50 retards have to shill for it. ...most of the comments being positive about tinder are all from the same group.

It's obviously nothing than a scam.

>> No.6358546

>>6356043
A dancer?! Stay away bros!!
Dancers are psycho.

>> No.6358633

>>6356462
>pajeet
She's obviously not Indian though based on that picture.