/biz/ - Business & Finance

its only starting boy

It is only the beginning stage junior. There is a good 2-3 years left of the run. Cool off periods are good for it.

>>6295791
Even a month ago it seemed like everyone was making money on crypto, now coins are crashing and only a select few are still bulling. Crypto will become very similar to stocks soon.

>>6295841
You would have never made it.

>>6295887
Well I did it with fake money and a spreadsheet with my money that I would have put into it. I made a lot of money.

>>6295915

>>6295726
So many people are saying how they missed out on bitcoin/crypto and the train has already left the station......now the train stopped and backed up a little for you and people are afraid to get onboard

>>6295841
Everything mooned hard in april-may. Then stagnated for months. Then everything mooned again in december

>>6295915
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

>>6295922
>>6295973
What's so funny

>>6295940
Is it going to go back up? I read posts here saying the crypto bubble is over forever.

>>6296040

>>6295841
It cycles. Alts moon while bitcoin stagnates, bitcoin moons while alts stagnate.

>>6296087
Except the whole market is crashing.

>>6296148

>>6295726
Learn patience.
This technology is in the embryonic stage.

>>6296148
Bitcoin is just going sideways, give it a week or two.

>>6295726

kys twerp.

>>6296148
Jesus you really are new.

>>6295726
>>Be me since 2016
who were you before that OP?

>>6295726
You clearly haven’t been in crypto since 2016

The market has seen worse.

>g-guys blockchain is obsolete nao

If you don’t wanna play the long-term game, just go to a casino

>>6296148
show bobs when others show vagene

>>6295841
you're such a faggot. go spend mommy's money somewhere else you piece of shit.

>>6295915
you're a fucking retard

>>6295841

Red candles will be the same but green candles will be 80% smaller. Daytraders who still profit in these times will be seen as godlike beings.

>>6296148
The market isnt crashing, Its just doing what it ALWAYS has done. Retards are on here are just freaking out because they put the only 1 thousand dollars they had into crypto so every time BTC drops 10% they freak the fuck out and run to /biz/ and post pink wojacks. And then you have the "TA" fags and the Wannabe "Wolf of wall street" retards running around spewing garbarge 24/7.

Don't take this board seriously.
Sometime a thread will pop up thats quality and sometimes you might get a quality response but like 80% of the time this place is just full retard mode.

I LITERALLY had some retard the other day trying to tell me a certain coin was going to crash because he claimed he saw a double top (which he didn't even know what a fucking double top was) and then the next day the fucking Coin mooned.

Take this place with a grain of fucking salt dude.

>>6296215
Governments are getting involved like they never have before. That's a problem and it's no going away. Crypto is here to say but they will make it impossible to do the sort of wild west speculation that's been the norm so far. if you can't see that you're a moran.

>>6296211
I was a 15 year old who was obsessed with Ayn Rand and trolling SJWs

>>6296215
Ok so what would you suggest now

>>6296255
Fine, keep investing your mommys money in Crypto

>>6295841
I started a few months ago when everything was as red on CMC as now. I'm not exactly rich now, but I could pay my student loan

>>6296403
That's literally me though i am only here because when i was 13 i saw wolf of wallstreet and got really into economic related stuff. Also Jordan Belford laughed at people who were working class so I wanted to be an invester so I know i wouldn't be laughed at by top-tier guys like that. I was the guy who posted yesterday from high-school saying the girls think its cool that i invest in crypto

>>6296040
fucking comedian over here

>>6296550
I wish that movie never came out.

>>6296550

>>6296550
Well, we're all laughing at you now, faggit. Happy?

>>6295940
I got on board Jan 1 and figured I'd be crypto gorillionaire by Jan 2 and am loving all this constant hemoraging of money. LOVE IT!!

Someone Wojack me

>>6296550
Well everyones laughing at you now. Go to babypips and learn how a fucking market works before shitposting about nothing on this board. The threads are already low quality as is

>>6295726

Bubble is starting man.

Insititutional investors are starting to look at crypto now - once that starts moving we won’t know what we are in for.

Right now there are forms that controls more money than the entire crypto market is worth - no joke - so to think that we are anything but rising the curve up is crazy.

A couple bad days is nothing in terms of a year or several years.

Find some coins - buy - hold - we’ll literally all be rich if we don’t panic every other day.

>>6296611
Yeah but i mean important people. For some reason it's way more offensive when rich/hot/important people laugh at me. Like if this kid at school who has no life calls me an idiot im not offended, if Trump says "these people are stupid" and im one of them i get offneded.

That scene on the boat really got me angry and determined to make at least over 70K because Jordan Belford laughed at the FBI agents for only making that much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0lByEmGkkU

>>6296580
Why? It got me into economics and stuff I sharted reading Sowell, Keynes, Warren Buffet, and Ayn Rand.

>>6295726
its just started nigga, get in

>>6296710
I already know everything there is to know about the markets dingus I've been reading about economics on my free time for years now.

>>6296721
Wait so are you saying this is an opportunity. I have NO money in Crypto now other than 2K Ether i bought yesterday. Is this an opportunity to get in the market?

>>6296758
I'm running out of kpop laughs, don't you have to go to bed or something?

>>6296758
>I sharted

>>6295791
This

>>6296848
What does this have to do with Americans? Do Europeans/Canadians/Aussies not want money?

>>6296758
Lol you're "18"? You have the emotional intelligence of an 11 year old and the aptitude for financial markets of a retarded Amish girl. You won't make it.

>>6295726
When Bitcoin was $30 I debated buying it but didn't.
When it was $100 I said "oh well I missed my chance."
When it was $1000 I said the same thing.
When it was $10000 I did again.

Only getting into crypto now. Iktf.

>>6296818

Yes absolutely and if you are going from USD to crypto / everything is on sale right now for you.

Pick some coins or just go with a biggie like btc and ETH and hop in.

You have to realize that these kind of volatile swings are part of it - don’t panic - don’t immediately sell and you’ll be fine.

Also don’t chase half the shit on here - moon missions aren’t a good place for a newbie to start.

Pick some solid coins - give it some time and you’ll be good.

I think people just troll on here when the market crashes and basically act like it's all over. This happens on a weekly basis.

Banks and others are probs trying to scare people out so they can buy in for cheap, using their media friends to dump so they can buy in- dont fall for it.

Crypto is the future of money. Ignore the shitposters

Everyone saying that we're just getting started only says that because they haven't made it yet.

You don't have much time, maybe do a 2x once or twice but that's it

>>6296885
That's why I'm on /biz/ to learn

>>6296888
Yeah but that logic could be applied to this as well

>>6296818
>Except the whole market is crashing.

This tells me you haven't learned anything. Reading tweets about econ doesn't count. Markets are cyclical you fucking cock wrangler. Crypto is an accelerated version of that. You will lose all your money, the way you have been going on so far.

>>6296972
>on /biz/
>to learn

>>6296403
This

Don't trust /biz/ to much, just like you shouldn't take movie/show recommandations from /tv/

>>6296951
kill yourself you retarded anime poster

>>6297046
>I have no argument take this ad hominem

this is you

>>6296940
So what should I buy?

>>6296932
Ok I'll buy some more Eth. I got 2 for Christmas do you think it's still worth getting more?

>>6296998
I did spreadsheets and i gained money that didn't exist

>>6297178

Are you the kid yesterday who said he had 150k in crypto? It was just imaginary spreadsheet money? LMFAOOO

>>6297178
>I did spreadsheets and i gained money that didn't exist

Youve got to be joking.
Any idiot can jumble around excel spreadsheet numbers after the fact. Hindsight is 20/20. Using an exchange is completely different from paper trading or whatever the fuck it is you think youre doing.
It makes me glad that I will be trading against people like this in the future.
Lastly if you're looking for advice this is one of the last places you will ever get any good information from. I guarantee you will be bankrupt in a few months if you take financial advice from this place.

>>6297249
Yeah that was me and yes it was imaginary money there is no way an 18 year old would have 150K

>>6297338
Except that is hindsight. I used 5K on spreadsheet, predicted crypto, wrote it all down, and my money gained.

>>6296818
>knows everything their is to know about the markets
boys we got an expert here.

>>6297345
jesus christ you're 18? sounds like a 12 year old

>>6297391

You dimwit anyone can make trades on a spreadsheet. I doubt you even did the math correctly. Show us proof

>>6297345
>yes it was imaginary money
If you want some real money put on a dress and post pics. If it's good you can come over. Bring your own knee pads.

>>6297178

I would get some, yes. Just hold it for like 6 months.

What’s going to happen is that you’ll start checking it hourly - then you’ll be in biz and see people making money on moon missions, etc. and you’ll start to want getting really involved and THAT is when you start being a risk to yourself. Let the ETH build you some capital - maybe 3x what you have now and spend the time watching the markets and learning how Alt coins play with bit coins etc. - watch the trends on biz and telegram and discord groups... learn a lot before you ever touch that ETH because it will be sitting there making you money if you leave it alone.

Here’s some reading to start;

https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/0B1s-Y597iYjabW5rZklPTzlpcmc

There’s tons of books there.

>>6295841
I lost 80% of my stack last month

Made 4x since 2018

No idea how

>>6297391
Your money did not gain. It did not even exist. Holy fuck you are a dense idiot; and everyone is telling you so, yet you think you're still right. If you want a hug box, you're not getting one.

>>6297178
start with some ethereum and then do some research on altcoins and stuff and buy it with eth.

FUN is a decent altcoin hold atm, further than that it's your call don't wanna give bad advice.

Good luck

>>6296818
This board is a magical place. Normally I feel like I can tell if someone is shitposting, but I really cant tell if you are an idiot kid or a faggot havin a giggle.
>>6296758
I dont care if elon musk, moot or the god damned batman laughed at me, Id call them a faggot and keep doing my thing. Also I really doubt fbi agents would be offended at someone laughing at their salaries.

>>6297178
If you really knew the markets you wouldn't ask what to buy.
Also you wouldn't say the crypto is over when there are many alts with +30% today and +200% this week.

Get the fuck out idiot teen get a job.

>>6297419
>>6297454
>>6297482
>>6297515
Go fuck yourselves

>>6297604
I already bought Eth and now i feel like its too late to buy more.

>>6297589
shut the fuck up

>>6297627
>i doubt an FBI agent would be offended at someone laughing at their salaries
Anyone would be offended.

>>6295726
I knew about bitcoin when it was worth way less than a penny--a week or so after the white paper. Followed it to here, and always felt reluctant after reading all the negative comments on slashdot. Never again will I listen to the opinion of internet weirdos instead of my own instincts. My instincts say that bitcoin is over, dragging everything with it, but this is year zero of crypto trading. Your future is bright.

>>6297099
no thats a fucking cartoon

>>6297674
>get a job
Have one dumbass, how about YOU get a job?

>>6296818
>I already know everything there is to know about the markets
this is the only post in this thread you need to see and you can already predict pretty much everything else this kid has said
>>6296972
>le tulip fever

>>6297759
Dicklet thinks everyone cares about other peoples opinions. Highschools over kid.

>>6297811
Why would I get a job ? I got into crypto 4 years ago with 1k I could spare instead of watching dicaprio movies.

You're too dumb and easily influenced to make money here, you'll panic sell when people say you should and buy whatever shit is shilled.

>>6295960
Speak for yourself. I'm up 2000% since April

>>6297518
>books

is there a single person on this board who has read these books?

>>6297391
So cute, you imagined that when you first heard the word bitcoin, you had in fact invested your lunch money in it.

>>6297778
What do you mean year zero?

>>6297962
Why don't you actually reserach cryptos then. And of course i watched wolf of wallstreet I was 13 what else would i be doing?

>>6297852
It literally is like tulip fever.

>>6297759
god dam you really are a fucking faggot kid.

>still caring what people think about you is the most childish thing you can ever do

just fucking kill your self

>>6297759
ooh someones salty.

Can you even tell me what a hard wallet is?
Oh wait, you are a literal high schooler that watched wolf of wall street and is now a trading expert.
Tell me more about Warren Buffetts wikipedia page my dude.

>>6297778
whoops, off by one, your future is bleak, OP

>>6297518
I feel like then i'll be losing out on the crypto market.

>>6295915
Jesus Christ kid

>>6298029
>It literally is like tulip fever.
alright smartboy explain to me how they're related, please draw some parallels for me

>>6298049
Only children don't care what people think about them, only children, autists, and absolute bottom feeder losers don't care what people think about them. Every single neurotypical person cares where they stand in the social heirarchy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUiG5_GcMyY

>>6298029
lol you where still swimming in your dads nut sack when cryptocurrency came to life, you should of just slid down your moms ass crack and been a brown stain on the mattress

>>6298192
>jordan peterson
This keeps getting better and better. Everyone bow down to OP for bringing us this fedora tier conspiracy theorist.

>>6297759
>anyone would be offended
Anyone insecure, all you are proving is that you are insecure. An FBI agent can live knowing they have a respectable job that pays enough to live a good life. You have your head in the clouds but for normal people just one member of the household making 70k goes a long way. Let alone the fact that you are a fucking FBI agent

>>6298192
>JORDAN PETERSON
>JOE ROGAN

>>6298050
I watched wolf of wallstreet when i was 13. I read Ayn Rand and Frederick Hayek when i was 14. I also read Warren Buffets book on investing

>>6298136
Because everyone gets hyped over something with no value behind it, it skyrockets and then crashes as people realize that neither are worth SHIT in value. As said in the Keynes v. Hayek rap battle:

>it's a boom and bust cycle and there reason to fear it blame low interest rates, nahhh it's the animal spirit

It's the animal spirit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0nERTFo-Sk

>>6296758
most autistic little nigger i have seen in my life. youll either exit this market by losing all your money or kill yourself, preferably both.
>>6296824
and youre fucking cringe for obsessing over chinkpop, retard.

>>6298122

No - you’ll be making money with ETH.

Maybe 6 months isn’t realistic /
But at least a couple for that ETH to give you some profit to go play with and say trade or whatever you’re “missing out” on.

>>6298344
>As said in the Keynes v. Hayek rap battle
Jesus christ dude

>>6298328
How am i a conspiracy theorist? I'm actually kind of different for my age because I 100% support the establishment. I am anti-conspiracy.

>>6298335
>posting a goofy face makes the argument invalud

>>6298333
I'm not insecure but it killed my self esteem for a week when i was made fun of on /pol/ for not being rich in a thread where they said anyone who wasn't rich by 2000 is genetic trash. Insulting anyones money will crush anyone if the person insulting is higher up

>>6298431
um excuse me that really offended me

>>6298466
>I'm actually kind of different for my age because I 100% support the establishment

>>6298448
I feel like then the crypto market will be over. I just turned 18 and can now trade i want to get some freaking action

>>6298344
>Literally entire thread laughing at max-level autism
>Autism prevents autismo from hearing
>Continues to seizure all over thread
I've been laughing, but now I'm starting to cringe.

>>6298344
>I watched wolf of wallstreet when i was 13. I read Ayn Rand and Frederick Hayek when i was 14. I also read Warren Buffets book on investing
You're on the right path, anon. Keep reading, don't get meme'd into the objectivist nonsense, and put money in now while the markets down.

>>6298192
>jewtube
so your only validation in life is what you think people think of you, thats fucking sad

>>6298507
I actually do. Like when the cops shot Michael Brown i was like "well we should respect our police forces as they help our communities".

>>6298344
So because I read some football biographies at 16, I am now qualified to become an NFL quarterback by your logic. I also know everything there is to know about football and will not take any advice from people who have been playing longer than me, because I am a fucking retard like you.

>I'm actually kind of different for my age
Stop it you pretientious blithering fuck. Open your exchange account, do some fucking real trades and prepare to get rekt. Lurk more and you will stop getting roasted.

ITT: Some retard who doesn't make it

>>6298541
I stopped liking Ayn Rand when i was 15 and discovered /pol/ because i started to become more fascist but that was not really economics based. Economically i was still capitalist.

>>6295726
>monitoring crypto
>read all about it
>doesn't understand that this kind of dip is laughable.

Lurk moar and invest now.

>>6296550
Screen cap the shit you're saying now and cringe all over your own asshole in years to come.

>>6298544
That's the case with all non-mentally ill people

>>6298531

My dude - the point if my my entire first post is that the market is just beginning . Could double or even triple over the next year alone when institutional money gets involved. You don’t realize the massive upswing potential

>>6298579
>>6298621

>>6298621

>>6295915
>>6295841
>>6295726

This is the exact reason why you will never make it.

Im glad this guy started posting because earlier today I thought I'm an immature retard. Puts things into eprspective

>>6295726
your mom sounds like a ho

>>6298621
Nationalism is identity politics anon, give all that up. The best managers of capital are post-communist countries, everyone with open eyes know this. Fascism is an ethical and financial dead end. ditch /pol/ for /lit/ real quick.

>>6296550
>was 13 when wolf of Wall Street came out in 2013
Get off your phone in class and take notes on what your math teacher is saying.

>>6298770
>Nationalism is identity politics anon, give all that up
No. Nobodies ever accepting your hordes of negroes in order to signal against identity politics.

>>6296550
>I saw the Wolf of Wallstreet and got like, really into economic stuff
Jesus fucking christ how do people like you operate in the real world
You're never gonna make it, close this tab and never put a dollar into crypto. Buy a bottle of brake fluid and drink it all

>>6298466
>im not insecure i just (describes insecurity to a t)
Who the fuck feels bad about themself because of something said on /pol/. Fucking reevaluate yourself before you turn into an irl pink wojack

>>6298815
>Jesus fucking christ how do people like you operate in the real world
he was 13 years old, you fucking retard.

>>6298770
I know i stopped being fascist but what does the best managers of money come from post-communist countries mean? Doesn't that mean communism is good?

>>6298784
Why don't you get the fuck off /biz/ and go do adult stuff like mowing the lawn and working and getting health insurance.

>>6298815
Pic definitely related lmao

>>6296758
this film is satire

>>6298700

This.

>>6298670
You're a kid. Of course you care about what society thinks of you. To think that everyone is like this is fucking laughable though.

>>6298868
And 5 years later he's arguably even more of a retard.

>>6298882

>adult stuff like mowing the lawn and working and getting health insurance.
Your parents never made you mow the lawn or get a summer job? No wonder you don't get how anything works. I'm convinced this is advanced bait.

why are you retards falling for this LARP

>>6298838
Because they devalued my whole life and they are so superior to me it made me feel bad in comparison

>>6298945
But it's based on real wallstreet guys who really did that

>>6298882
> do adult stuff like mowing the lawn and working and getting health insurance

#1 comebacks from our next warren buffet.

>>6298882
>Why don't you get the fuck off /biz/ and go do adult stuff like mowing the lawn and working and getting health insurance.
I got home from my job as a chemical engineer an hour ago and have full coverage health insurance. No need to mow the lawn right now with all the snow.
I was just like you in high school and even early college and straightened the fuck out before coming back to 4chan. You should do the same before you go full retard.

Someone please screen cap this entire thread for the lulz

>>6298991
Nothing is happening right now and we are extremely bored

>>6298808
>order to signal against identity politics
do you realize you're doing that right now you fucking brainlet
>>6298882
>>6299060
do you have autism

>>6298977
Kids don't really care what society thinks they just want to have fun, it's when you get older you realize your public image matters. Jordan Peterson wrote that the only purpose of anything in life is to further your position in the social dominance hierarchy.

>>6298991
I don't have fast internet for like 4 days so im stuck on biz shitposting

>>6298983
I have a job dumbass. I work at Subway

>>6298991
>>6299111
or because you are trying to troll me and make me feel like shit for no reason

>>6299098
>why don't you get off your phone and take notes the teacher is saying
I do pay attention in math class and don't use phone in class, I watched wolf of wallstreet on my FREE TIME dingus

>>6299060
>waah some faceless anonymous man on the internet said mean things about me mommy!
boy are you in for a wake up call when you graduate high school. Is this what the average /pol/ poster develops into?

>>6295915
what the fuck is this thread

>>6299116
I do have aspergers

>>6298579
You need to spend more time on /pol/ learning about the Jews my man. You're a little disillusioned but you've got a good head on your shoulders

>>6299116
>do you realize you're doing that right now you fucking brainlet
No, I'm not. I don't care about your identity politics label, your hordes of negroes aren't welcome.

this fucking thread. falling for obvious bait you mongoloids

>>6297518
>https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/0B1s-Y597iYjabW5rZklPTzlpcmc

Nice stash. Any particular book you'd recommend starting with?

>>6299060
Ok I now feel sorry for you.
They didn't devalue your life. You did by buying into their superior larping. They're not actually better people. Don't let your insecurity be the engine that drives your actions, it will make you miserable.

>>6299196
>wake up call when you graduate high-school
I have been to my dads office, everyone is SUPER nice and do nothing but compliment each other 24/7. If someone even insults someone else there's a huge law suit. Meanwhile in my highschool I get beat up everyday and nothing happens. All im hearing from you is

>wahhh someone has a different opinion wahhh mommy make it stop"

>>6299236
Obviously. You sperg so hard muthafuckas wanna sperg you. But first they gotta sperg you.

Is that how you 'tard? Teach me, sensei.

>>6299060
>>6299189
/pol/ is a joke of a board that desperately wants to relive 4chans glory days. If they are superior to you then you need to reevaluate your life as I mentioned before.

>>6299243
>labels people with identity politics label
>I don't care about your identity politics label

>>6299189
Our market wizard works at subway and is an aspie. This is the most delicious thread in a while.

>>6296040
we are going down everybody sell now, this is the last warning

>>6299239
I read about every Jewish conspiracy in existance but i also know it's right-wing to support your local institutions like police, schools, libraries, etc

>>6299274
you're an obvious troll

>>6299293
But it's good in a way. If i wasn't insecure about myself i'd have no drive to become wealthy and i'd probably be a bum. And they were superior people. I highly doubt they weren't actually wealthy.

>>6296476
Invest...thats what. Go to normiebase or binance. Put some shekels into BTC and make some gains while its price recovers. When it returns to the 14k range transfer to alts.

>>6299116
Not wanting niggers in my neighborhood isn't identity politics you fucking retard. It means I don't like being mugged or shot, and niggers are genetically predisposed to violence, more so than the average white. Therefore they must be removed

Your mom didn't let you invest because you're an annoying faggot and she probably hates you

>>6299315
When i go to sleep at night all i do is "reevaluate" my life and can't find any ways to make myself superior.

>>6299243
>your hordes of negroes
are you baiting me or are you genuinely retarded enough to not recognize that you're using Idpol

you do realize Idpol doesn't just mean le bad evil leftists who want cultural marxism

>>6299300
spoiler alert, not every workplace is the same. That is the whole point. Stop getting butthurt when people tell you things you don't like.
Additionally you LITERAL AUTIST, hopefully after 200 posts you will get it through your thick skull that no, the crypto boom is not over, and yes, you are currently being too stupid to take advantage of it.
Grow up. Life sucks.

>>6299123
Kids care about social hierarchy, a lot. Just different than adults. More obvious too. Public image matters for career, not happiness. I don't know the context of what Jordan Peterson wrote, but I can't imagine he would pick social dominance over actually being happy. Anyway, I'm out. Have fun chasing ghosts.

You can still get involved. Google veros

>>6299322
You claimed one should give up nationalism because it's identity politics. I said nobody is going to embrace your hordes of negroes simply because you claim that not doing so is identity politics (muh horseshoe theory).

You are the moron who used the identity politics label. Get a functioning brain.

>>6299454
>are you baiting me or are you genuinely retarded enough to not recognize that you're using Idpol
I don't care if I am using idpol, you absolute fucking retard.

>>6299355
I'm only 18 of course im not a wallstreet dude making 400K a year yet

>>6299400
I tried coinbase they made me do a confirmation i don't have a drivers lisence so how do i do it?

>>6299461
Grow up dude, just grow the fuck up

>>6299462
You can't be happy unless you are high in the social hierarchy.

>>6299419
Pro tips: start drinking, meet girls thru online dating apps, invest, invest, invest, and lastly remember: fuck niggers.

>>6299509
>identity politics
You keep using those words, but I don't think you know what they mean.

>>6299569
Ok so you're just a brainwashed brainlet who fell for the Idpol

>>6299419

Protip: it won't happen from browsing 4chan

>>6299598
>18 with no license.
shiggy diggy doo
They might allow alternate forms of ID otherwise get an ID card from your county/state. Shit should be pretty cheap cuz nignogs often use them when they dont have licenses.

>>6299284

Honestly just depends on what you’re interested in there’s a whole lot in here. I’d make a quick scan and find book relevant to where you want to start And what you already know

>>6295940
this....BUY THE DIP YOU KEKS

>>6299685
Your hordes of negores aren't welcome.

>>6299598
>Grow up dude, just grow the fuck up
You can't even make a fucking coinbase account, you shitter. You don't even have a drivers license for gods sake. Every time you post you make yourself look more and more of an idiot. With your attitude you will never make it. Go ahead, cry about it.

>>6299419
Internalize motivation. If other people are your motivation for something then your motivation is weak. Also legit advice, dont sell cars. Its a lot of fun but if you arent larping you sound like it would tear you to pieces.

>>6299645
>start drinking
Can't, drinking age is 21 in my state

>meet girls
Are you kidding? I'm 5'5 autistic and post on 4chan no girl would ever want to date me ever.

>invest invest invest
yeah thats what im here for

>>6299699
I know it will never happen

>>6299236
lol makes sense why you care about what other people think of you, your fucking mentality ill and cant express your self like normal people. wow enjoy beeing mommys spacial little helper your whole fucking miserable life

>>6299731
You're literally crying because im not taking part in your stupid scam, this is hilarious

>>6299766
Others are our motivation for anything. Why does one want to be a doctor? Social status, why does one want to do something? Make their family proud. Others are our motivation for anything

>don't sell cars it would tear you to pieces
Why? Do car sellers get bullied a lot?

>>6299847
Only mentally ill people DONT care what others think about them.

>>6299786
>wants to feel suprior
>puts self down
Dude just try OKC and message everyone. Keep the fedora in the closet and you will probably find someone.

And we are trying to help you invest but you keep moving the goalpost. You need to remove the mental block you put on yourself and start actively doing something. Like, use your critical thinking skills to figure out what you need instead of begging for help every 10 minutes. I am not trying to put you down but instead start you on a path to build yourself up.

Or you can complain and hang out on /r9k/ and feel sorry for yourself forever.

>>6299786

You need to let go of this notion that money and social hierarchy will make you happy. Just fucking follow your passion and live a happy life. You're still young so this might not get through your skull yet, though.

>>6299858
200 posts later, and the glorious "crypto boom" is now a stupid scam. Some high level intelligence we've got here, definitely not flip flopping opinions under pressure. Everyone give OP a round of applause.
pic related, it's you ;)

>>6299957
THIS. I am having more fun with crypto than anything. I would play video games that sim the market if shit like this wasn't around. It's just fun.

>>6295841
I can see them as stocks somewhat, I missed out on the entirety of both booms and you know what? Ignorance is bliss I guess. Economies die and are reborn the only constant in life is change really.

that's how I make my peace in it, easy come easy go. We are mearly just passengers on a ship called life and once our 80-90 years are up that's it really. you should just strive to be the best person you can be.

>>6299858
>do car sellers get bullied a lot
They "bully and get bullied". Its a business where even the mosy wreched straight out of prison guy can become a respected 100k a year business man if hes good enough.

And no others are not the only motivation for anything. Some use others as a motivation but it is a flawed motivation as if the others change then your motivation falls apart. Sounds like you honestly need to learn to love yourself desu

>>6296818
You’re never going to make it. Go backto Reddit.

>>6299946
>wants to feel superior
>puts self down
There's a difference between "wanting" and "being". I want to be superior or at least equal to everyone else but i am genetic trash and autistic. That's why i want to get rich off crypto so even though im autistic i'll be the "cool rich autistic guy" like Bill Gates.

> Like, use your critical thinking skills to figure out what you need
I'm too dumb to figure this out tho, i could never know when to buy and sell without help

>hang out on /r9k/
That's my primary board

>>6300085
Nigger you are actually proving me right. You need to GROW A SPINE if you want to go anywhere in life. People do it in different ways but self relience is a big part of it all, start working on that.

Also the bit about wanting and having are different is a no shit thing. If you want something you actively try to get it. If I want milk, I go to the fridge and pour some damn milk. Why? Self relience and determination. Get some or you are fugged.

>>6300020
>>6299957
I used to believe that, then I learned some deep-seeted psychology. Also everyones "passion" is getting high in the social heirarchy, that's all anyone wants

>>6299996
My origional post was stating that the Crypto boom is over so it's now a scam, DUMBFUCK

>>6300031
>strive to be the best
That's why im trying to get rich off crypto

>>6300074
>learn to love yourself
I need to have something good about myself im genetic trash but if i get rich off crypto i could love myself

>>6296403

What so you recommend people do with alt profits? Take a scoop and put them in to strong base coins like eth and BTC?

>>6300183
But i the things i want are impossible to get without another crypto boom

>>6300197
its not over. Stay poor faggot. Your "woe is me attitude" will get you nowhere, in crypto, in high school, or in life.

>>6300225
If you're not funneling profits back into a base coin you're doing it wrong.

>>6300085
lol oh god this is to much, all i can say is dont shoot a school up

>tfw started working at 16
>tfw i can trust my brother to buy eth for me on his coinbase acc
>tfw $120k to my name at 18

>>6300266

Only been into this a couple of months. I'll do that from now on. Thanks anon

it may be more difficult, but you have to be a moron to lose

this shit is still on fire

everything is on sale

go buy BAT, POLL, REBL, APPC, SONM, CL, DENT, DBC

do it you wojak

This entire thread is full of brainlets..

>>6296468
people like to be delusional and ignore it, theres a reason everyone should be taking crypto by the balls and dedicating every fucking spare minute they have to it

the faggots that have the hold forever mentallity are getting fucked

we have a year max left of this dumb market where cryptopia trash pumps 100x, after that say hello to 10% gains on billion cap coins being considered big gains

>>6300197
Nah you need to learn to love yourself first which will allow you to internalize motivation which will then lead to a level of drive you never thought possible. The rush of doing something for yourself because you want you happy is a new level.

Resolve the issues that make you hate yourself. Come to accept your flaws and work on those piece by piece. Again this doesnt mean like those fat acceptance fools that rot in their "acceptance" analyze your faults, work on the flaws you can change and learn to live with the ones you cant. Thinking getting rich will solve your problems leads to being robin williams mode and killing yourself

>>6296818
>know everything about markets
>g-guys should i be buying in this red?

nice one you fucking idiot

>>6300386
No problem my dude. It's a really simple strategy and allows you to keep buying your favorite alts with more capital.

OP if you are still here you are a fucking idiot, pic related.

You sound like me. I'm also an aspie. Guess what. In eight years from now you will cringe with this shit. So let me save you some time.

First of all no matter how polite other people are to you they can smell your condition from a mile away. They don't actually respect you. That means you are in a disadvantage socially and that won't help you in anything. So what do you do? Step one. Learn how to read people. This is extremely hard and it will take you a fucking decade but do it. Step two. Learn how to dress and present yourself. Step three. Learn how to fucking communicate. Start hanging out with people. Spergs like you at first but then you can level up. Also don't put yourself down while communicating like you do. Never. Never lie unless you have to. When people see that you always tell the truth they will fall easily when you lie but only lie for important reasons and rarely. And get fucking fit. Also start building fucking capital. I am twenty six now and I easily pass as a normie and I also fuck girls. last but not least. Push yourself to your limits and develop your fucking mental muscle.

>>6300434
lmao 1 year left, sure buddeh, its here to stay, its just the shitty coins that has to go

>>6300560
nice reading skills

i said one year max left on the shitcoins

>>6300534
This sperg will make it.
Good luck, OP.

>>6297759
>Anyone would be offended
No you sperg must adults don't give a shit what other people think. Not everyone is like you. Not everyone is so insecure. It's why most people don't make up a story about how some girl started rubbing their dick after they showed her their crypto gains. Your just a loser who became obsessed with a Leonardo DiCaprio movie, and your autism can't let it go

>>6296239
Best piece of investment advice I've read on /biz/

>>6299786
>>6300242
At first I thought you were just a complete idiot, but after reading this thread and your continued replies I genuinely feel sorry for you. Stop going to /pol/ for anything more then meme's none of it means anything. Don't buy everything shilled on /biz/ but it never hurts to go check the projects out. Good luck anon may fortune smile upon you.

this is a bit unrelated to this thread but I made a new one and got no replies

For the oldfags-how many ICOS don't get a pumped price after they release? is it better than betting on coins already out

>>6296239
Topkek

>>6300812
ICOs are only worth it if you can watch the markets like a hawk, I.e. fulltime. That way you can set up market sells almost as soon as they hit exchanges and diversify into several well researched coins.
Buying and bagholding the latest shitcoin offering from pajeet.co industries is a one way ticket to wojakville

>>6300747
Nah, /pol/ can be a good way of waking up. It's flooded with r/the_donald trash now but delving enough into fascist and Nat-Soc philosophy makes a man want to be the best he can be. I don't even necessarily agree with the politics of those ideologies as I'm not a collectivist of any kind but the emphasis on regaining true masculinity, strength and self-building can be life-turnaround material.

/pol/ isn't this sperg's problem, /r9k/ is.

>Crypto bubble is over.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>btc hit 1$
>shit I missed it, bubble popping anytime now!
>btc hit 5$
>shit I missed it, bubble popping anytime now!
>btc hit 25$
>shit I missed it, bubble popping anytime now!
>btc hit 100$
>shit I missed it, bubble popping anytime now!
>btc hit 250$
>shit I missed it, bubble popping anytime now!
>btc hit 1000$
>shit I missed it, bubble popping anytime now!
>btc hit 5000$
>shit I missed it, bubble popping anytime now!
>btc hit 15000$
>shit I missed it, bubble popping anytime now!
>btc will hit 50000$
>shit I missed it, i should have invested when it was 15k!

>>6301150
yeah but with limited funds, going all in on a single ico ticket to wojaktown?

>>6295940
this

Did OP run off? He seemed to have convinced himself he wasnt going into crypto beforehand and was looking for excuses to stay out.

If you are still here guy, invest, dont bullshit yourself.

>>6297518

>>6300534
I never do that though. I NEVER put myself down ever, in real life i pretend to have a huge ego superiority complex so people don't think i actually dislike myself.

>>6300715
Most people are actually very insecure it's something we all hide. I hide it in public and do a good job

>>6300747
thanks man

Just buy Chainlink and hold you dumbass.

>>6301293
This is like my dad, he was convinced that the economy was going to completely tank after 2008 and never invested in the S&P 500 because surely the final crash was coming any minute now. Missed out on hundreds of thousands of dollars. Too much time spent reading Zerohedge. Sad!

Please tell your mom I say she's a stupid bitch who could be rich right now.

>>6301518
I am still here i just had to have dinner. I'm trying to set up an account but can't do the confirmation thing with a picture since i got no drivers lisence.

>>6301637
>I NEVER put myself down ever
You should start you fucking little faggot. Good luck with your subway career. Maybe you'll sell enough extra cookies to get a big enough bonus to buy some gold painted hubcaps for your trailerhome someday.

>>6301678
I wonder how many links to fuck OP's mom in her shitchute?

>>6301637
>I never do that though. I NEVER put myself down ever, in real life i pretend to have a huge ego superiority complex so people don't think i actually dislike myself.

That's even worse. No one is gonna like you that way. Start observing normie. How they talk, how they act with other based on each other's standing in the social ladder on each social circle and analyse the context and Dynamics in each interaction. You will start making observations and then you will have a framework to follow. You will fail. Then you will use what you learned from your failure to make a better framework. This will happen multiple times but each time you will be a little better and you will start noticing that some people stay with you along the way. This is how you build your social capital but you will have to read and apply a lot of shit to do that. I have burned way to many social circles along the way. But I used the social capital I built and turned myself into a twenty six yr old successful business owner at twenty six in a fucking shithole and I pretty much pass as a normie nowadays.

>>6298192
Those who care about what people think of them, are not whole with who they are. u need to be yourself, not what society tells u to be! grow up kid.

Actual rich guy here. You'll never make it, kid. Give up now and stop dreaming.

>>6295726
It's not over yet idiot, this your chance to get in at discounted prices.

>>6301686
Hold on. If you were making all your trades with fake money on spreadsheets, what did you show to the girl in your high school? Did you just show her your 2k worth of eth? You could barely have any worthwhile gains on that unless you bought at $300. Even a 3x isn't worth bragging about in this market.

>>6295726
leave it to an 18 year old brainlet to think crypto is over with a 660m market cap

This thread was fun and I felt good after some giggles from reading things.
Thank you everyone for brightening my day.

>>6302933
I showed her the money I did have which was 6.9K in my bank account

>>6302533
You're not rich.

>>6302523
>b urself XDXD
Grow the fuck up and accept your societal duty brat

>>6302944
660 B, not M

>>6302102
That is a good idea.

>>6296758
>Why?
You're why.

We need the "artistic works of fictiom" on all the boards except as "autistic works of fiction"

>>6303218
You are pathetic, shallow, and stupid.
one day hopefully for u you'll grow up, and learn life.

>>6303335
You're trying to be edgy by being different with the "b urself xDXD" even though that's what every basic bitch and ultra-normie says. Grow the fuck up, shut the fuck up, and get the fuck out.

>>6303335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shFbWTEZx_w

VIDEO FUCKING RELATED

>>6300031
Spoken like a true loser

>>6303385
You have a school kid's mentality. i give up on this stupid discussion.

>>6303530
Good, you have the mentality of a toddler

>>6303601
lol u are so retarded, and most people here told u that already, but its like talking to a brick wall.

>>6303261
It's not easy but it works. Be prepared though for some huge failures.

With that kind of mentality, you will never make it. All previous drops we're much harsher and very sudden. It's a sloooooow way down right now comparing to previous years.

>>6303174
How did you get 6.9k if you couldn't trade until you were 18? When did you start? How much did you start with?

>>6303601
Is there a place I can follow you? I'm really interested in your future gains and success. Do you have a twitter or something?

>>6303939
I worked after school once a week since i got the job at subway and didn't spend a penny.

>>6303960
No i shut down all social media since my mom found out about it and used it to figure out stuff about me.

>>6296550

>>6304126
You're a troll, get the fuck off my thread.

>>6304085
>6.9k
>worked weekends at subway
That would take literally 20 years. You've had a good run but you're bait is getting worse and worse.

There is literally no reason bitcoin won't hit 50k, or 100k, or 150k, etc.

Watching people on /biz/ fret about buying at 13k or 17k is fucking hilarious because it literally doesn't matter in the end. If you're a wage cuck you should be putting at least 50% of your monthly income into BTC. If you do you can retire in like 8 years.

>>6295726
I know this feel, the way I see it is this is just the beginning. It got media exposure in December and will take normal fags a month or two to figure out how to buy/trade, then when people start making money other normal fags will see it and want in and continue to enter the market. This shit is on the news daily and consider 90% of normies are computer illiterate it will take them awhile to figure it out so if you get in ASAP yea we missed the gold mine but there’s still a decent chance at 2-20x gains who knows if normalfags and Wall Street floods the sky’s the limit. I have a good job and have additional untaxed income I’m throwing into crypto so even if I lose a grand or two it just means no fancy vacation this year. The way I see it is this could be my only shot at 1%er money, might as well take a risk.

>>6295841

This is exactly what I said a year ago when bitcoin crashed from $1200 to $700. Don't be a retard.

>>6304204
3 hours a week X 40 dollars a shift X 52 weeks = $6240. That is one year of working once a week and i worked for a little over a year

You're trolling though, no one is THAT bad at math

>>6304206
>wanting to retire
Why? I never understood this. If you retire what the hell do you do with your life?

>>6304407
sit home all day and laugh at /biz/

thanks for the laugh, kid.

>>6304085
You didn't answer my last two questions.
>When did you start?
>How much did you start with?

Also, you said you showed the girl the money in your bank account. But in the previous thread, you said you her your crypto gains. You made a specific point about how you opened your laptop in front of others and just checked your portfolio.

So which is it?

>>6304355
lol you fucking dummy. You don't get all of that money, not even close after expenses and taxes. Also you're not making $40 an hour you asshat.
Good god, don't ever let anyone near your money, they will bankrupt you in a heartbeat.

>>6304539
He didn't say he was making $40 an hour. He said he was making $40 a shift.

We know he's a retard. You don't have to be one too.

>>6304539
I worked minimum wage dumbass you pay very little taxes. And I made 40 every shift since i worked 5 hour shifts. YOU FUCKING RETARD

>>6304516
That was a fake story. I just thought it would be awesome if that happened and IDK i felt maybe by writing it out i validated it somehow? IDK. What i did do was do banking at lunch and have her notice my bank account and she just went "is that yours" im like "yeah" and she's like "cool" and looked back at her phone. I then had a thought about how cool it would be if i was rich as fuck and she thought that was impressive so i wrote about it on /biz/

>>6304539
>expenses and taxes
I lived with my parents dingus. I didn't spend anything

>>6304636
So 40*52 isn't 6k. If he's making up math, the only explanation that makes sense is that he thinks hes making $40 an hr, unless he is working more than 3 hour shifts. Keep up my guy.

>>6304709
You said 3 hours, learn to type faggot. also you seem mad

>>6304765
I worked 5 hour shifts. I got home from school on Thursday at 3, and worked until 8.

>>6304765
>learn to type
I messed it up, but it doesn't matter you can easily earn 6 k working once a week if you don't spend anything.

>>6304765
lol why are you wasting your time on this 18yo, havent you got anything better to do? like trading and making gains? or arent things suddenly not going so well for you this crash?

>>6304846
But you just said you worked 3 hours a week

>>6295726
>55 posts by this ID
what the actual fuck

>>6304846
The highest minimum wage in the us is currently $15. Let's assume you make that for now. You worked once a week, for 5 hours. 5*15*52 does not get you to even 4k, let alone 6. Try again.

>>6304916
made 5% on my portfolio today, I enjoy how butthurt OP gets about every little thing, so I will shitpost ITT until it dies

>>6304972
I know, i just said i fucked it up. Fact remains it adds up

>>6304916
Because im not making gains in a BEAR market dingus. And what else am i suppose to do at 18 im too too young to drink and too young to get a full time career.

>>6304916
There's nothing happening you faggot. And I am not some faggot daytrader/

>>6305034
youre on coke arent you?

my mom also didn't let me when i was 16 and bitcoin was 70$ CAD.i woould have just bought DMT on the darkweb though, so i can't be super salty.

>>6305033
But it doesn't see:
>>6304995

>>6304916
Oh you were talking to it. Nevermind he's wasting his time because he's a LOSER

>>6304995
Also i've made an error. Highest minimum wage is 11, not 15. Won't be 15 for a few years.

>>6305071
They ask for a face confirmation and to see your drivers lisence

>>6305141
Says the guy who has posted 50 times on this thread, has a home board of fucking r9k of all things, doesn't even have an exchange account, gets beat up daily in high school, and probably hasn't been outside all day. But I'm the loser, got it.

>>6296951
A lot of coins fucking 4x'd in a month or much less recently. kys

>>6304765
I apologize my dude. I thought he was working 3 SHIFTS a week. And $40 every shift. His retarded typing got us both.


>>6304709
Wait so you were literally LARPING ON BIZ. You truly are a fucking child. No amount of money will fix your autism.

>>6305141
no i was talking to you actually, you know i was. Just keep defending yourself. I know how it works. Maybe even better than you.

>>6305223
>hasn't been outside all day
Oh yeah sure it's my fault there's nothing to do outside

>but im the loser
Yeah you are. Trump defined a loser as someone who tries to tear down someone else in his book.

>>6305230
But that's over dingus

>>6305266
You're a child, im 18 years old meaning im an adult. And of course I larped don't you ever find saying someone you've been thinking validates it a bit?

>>6305425
are you a tard. There are multiple coins I can name that will 5x in the next month.

VEN is one

>>6296403
>

>>6305478
Can you please name the other 5?

>>6305095
What gave it away?

>>6305190
So how the fuck did you get any ETH if you still haven't been verified on coinbase? >>6296818

>>6305425
What you are talking about is practically deluding yourself.

Also, if you use Trump's definition of a "loser" then you will realize that the same definition applies to him.

>>6305572
My mom bought it for me

>you are deluding yourself
I admit im genetic trash and useless but for some reason i just hate calling myself a loser.

>>6305425
damn, he got me by quoting donald trump. brb gonna go off myself

>>6305534
>I already know everything there is to know about the markets
then you don't need spoonfeeding from us about what coins to pick

>>6305711
I don't know which coins are going to go up. But i know how markets work like i know all about the Federal Reserve and booms and busts.

>>6305708
>My mom bought it for me

My fucking god, dude. Why didn't you just buy this shit before? Why did you have to wait till 18 to ask your mom?

Also, just because you hate calling yourself a loser, does not mean you aren't one.

Another thing. If you need help to know which coins to buy, then how can you say with 100% confidence that the crypto bubble is about to pop?

Look, it's fine to understand your lot in life and try and improve, but don't go parading your "expertise" over others and calling them children.

You fucking autist.
>>6305711

This guy even admits he himself is a fucking loser. This guy is either next level bait or he is more autistic than he thinks.

>>6305796
Well thats half the game my friend. You can start by looking at a coin chart and buying the dips when they come. Sell the peak, rinse and repeat until millionaire. I suggest messing around with tradingview until you learn how the crypto market functions on a daily basis.

>>6295726
Crypto has no value. Its just hype and speculation OP. Dont bother with it.

>>6305796
So you only how the stock market works in general. Do you know anything specific about the crpyto market? Know any TA?

>>6295915
>autism

>>6305990
>My fucking god, dude. Why didn't you just buy this shit before? Why did you have to wait till 18 to ask your mom?
Because they asked for a photo and ID verification to make sure im over 18. I couldn't have done it even if i wanted to before 18

And sure i am a loser. Fine I mean there is no way around it. I can accept it

>>6306032
How do i know when the dip is over?

>>6306061
Nope. I don't even know what gives them value other than the tinkerbell effect.

>>6306061
there is no way OP knows any TA lmao. He's the one kid that paid attention for the first 20 minutes of basic econ class. The way he's been going on about how smart he is almost had us fooled.

>>6306251
its over when i say it is, lol. When the price rises enough that's the end of the dip. Until the next one.

>>6306300
So tell me when it is over.

>>6306254
I never took an econ class they don't have those in HS. I read a lot of economics stuff though and i don't know what a TA is

>>6296192


He said buy salt everyone buy salt!

>>6295726
next two users who sign up to kucoin with my invitation bonus will receive .2 eth.

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>>6306536
Ok so after all this shitposting I will respectfully determine that you have a lot of researching to do. Learn the crypto market, it is similar to stocks in name only. Good luck and don't fucking lose all your money.

OP are you nuts? This boom is going to go for at least another year.

>>6304467
hahahaha

>>6295915
what colour's your excel lambo?

>>6298770
Crypto is about throwing out the old, corrupt system that has been pulling us down retard, making money is great but the real goal is a paradigm shift from centralized control. Fiat is and always will be depreciating shit backed by nothing but threats and debt.

>>6306896
loled.

Until cars are own themselves, take themselves to garages and pay for themselves to be fixed, or banks are no longer needed, or our identity information is all digital and we can give people access codes to view it for a period of time, or we are paid our salaries every hour with all our bills taken our every hour as well then we still have a long way to go. We aren't even getting started, but choose your picks well now, cause all the shit nothing coins are gonna be gone soon.

>>6306536
>i don't know what a TA is
Do you really not see why everyone is calling you an idiot?

You are making this big claim that the bubble is about to pop, but you don't even know what TA is? You literally said you knew everything there is to know about markets. You said read Warren Buffet's book.

You don't anything about crpyto. And I doubt you know anything about the stock market either.

I read your other thread. It's clear you are struggling to fit in. But realize that what you are doing here is making it worse. Everyone is calling you a retard, and I hope that it actually hurts you to know that others think of you this way.

Here's some advice. Go to a therapist. Show them all the threads you made here. And don't struggle when they put on the straitjacket.

>>6307543
Why would they put me in a straightjacket?

>>6307581
That's what you respond to from my whole post? It was clearly hyperbole you autist.


Are you ever going to admit your own incompetence? Or the fact that you put on this air of "expertise" just to hide the fact that you are a complete fucking imbecile?

You are a fraud. You do not have the maturity and knowledge that you claim to have, and I don't think you will ever have it.

>>6308034
I'll admit im a freak and a loser.