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6293443 No.6293443 [Reply] [Original]

You're a smoker and your life expectancy is probably low. Which would you choose?

>Never become rich, die a poorfag w/ no gf while watching others fucking hotties
>Steal your parents retirement money making them dirt poor while you can bang 10/10s escorts with their money

Lets say you were in that hypothetical situation biz. Which would you choose? How much do you want to make it.

No you cant choose to earn money on your own since you have no employable skills plus the inheritance money will take you years to earn. Well maybe you can choose a really low wage blue collar job that makes $340 a month.

>> No.6293550

Never become rich, move to norway or switzerland.

Poor person in norway is not really like poor in US, free healthcare and education. Girls are all much hotter than US girls and average about a 8. Ez

>> No.6293596

>>6293550
>Girls are all much hotter than US girls and average about a 8. Ez

THIS ISNT HOW THIS WORKS. New rules, lets also say you are a 5'4 manlet.

>> No.6293621

>Never become rich, die a poorfag w/ no gf while watching others fucking hotties

This one

I can't imagine someone choosing the other. Are there such degenerates on /biz/?

>> No.6293735

>>6293596
What rules?
That you go to jail for sexism if you approach women?

>> No.6293737

>>6293621
>I can't imagine someone choosing the other. Are there such degenerates on /biz/?

Which is why im polling. I want to know how much biz wants to make it.

>> No.6293886

>>6293735
>You're an ugly talentless 5'4 manlet
>Chain smoker so life expectancy is low
>No social skills
>Maximum income for a 9 to 5 job is $350 a month or $4200 per anum
>No previous savings

That is the whitepaper for this hypothetical scenario.

>> No.6293889

>>6293550

"Dont become rich but move to the richest countries in the world that will only take you if you are already rich or a lucky nigger"

Thabmnks hadnt crossed my mind so simple now

>> No.6293902

>>6293443
Here comes the master plan.

1. Steal the money.
2. Put half on a shitcoin that will probably moon.
3. When it does 3x I sell
4. Now I give the money back to my parents and I also have the same amount
5. Fuck escorts and do cocaine non-stop with half of the money, while investing the remaining half in crypto

>> No.6293906

>>6293443
Stop smoking.

>> No.6293979

>>6293443
how many PFR to get that ?

>> No.6294074

>>6293443
So you stole your parents' retirement and are hoping that our responses will help you justify your actions?

>> No.6294128

>>6293889
>Dont become rich but move to the richest countries in the world that will only take you if you are already rich or a lucky nigger
Then you will become even more miserable. Happiness is relative and if you move to a country full of rich people you will feel you are poorer and you will have less chance of banging that 1/10 girl.

>>6293902
>Steal and put in crypto
What if that coin doesnt moon? Then you just fucked yourself even more. You stole the money and instead of spending it on hookers and blow before dying you lost it gambling.

>>6293906
>Stop smoking
Still going to be poor and an ugly manlet for the rest of your life having a $4200 annual salary.

>>6293979
>how many PFR to get that ?
Your parent's life savings

>> No.6294164

>>6294074
Completely hypothetical anon, just wondering how many demons there are in biz.

>> No.6294211

Choice A, but ofc it's easy to say since that scenario would never happen in reality. There's always ways out of being trapped in the particular scenario you described, even going the amoral route. i.e. i'd scam or even murder complete strangers way before considering stealing from my parents

>> No.6294248

>>6294128
You'll save money and live longer. This solves both of your problems.
And then you can start working on learning an employable skill.

>> No.6294287

>>6293735
True, but if you're muslim you get given immunity from the law and a free pent house.

>> No.6294337
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6294337

>>6294211
>Choice A
Found one, congrats anon! You will make it. Your absolute drive to get rich completely outclasses 90% of biz. Welcome to the 10% club.

>> No.6294378

>>6293443
Steal my parents retirement money. How is that even a question?

>> No.6294394

Steal the money, its obvious
90% of you would do it but cant admit it even on anonymous child-lovers’ board

>> No.6294421

>>6294248
>You'll save money and live longer.
>And then you can start working on learning an employable skill.

You really think that can amount to something that your parents worked on for decades? Lets say you live in india. You are completely fucked with the low wage there.

>> No.6294501

>>6294378
>>6294394
>90% of you would do it but cant admit it even on anonymous child-lovers’ board
Ya i dont know why these fags are so shy to admit it. Thats the whole point of 4chan its an anonymous board. Arent businessmen supposed to be amoral?

>> No.6294545

>>6293443
source plz?

>> No.6294558

>>6294501
I'm quite moral. But you also have to be practical. I can use the money better than them.

>> No.6294597

>>6294558
>I can use the money better than them.
Care to share how?

>> No.6294629

>>6293443
Live fast die young faggot.
No ragret

>> No.6294630

>>6294597
They already lived a long and happy life. While I haven't even started yet.

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6294677

>>6293886
lol you're fucked

>> No.6294703

>>6293596

most to some asian country where 5'4" manlet can start at power forward for local basketball team.

>> No.6294739

>>6293443
Id just do heroin until it killed me

but i wouldn't steal my parent's money

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6294744

>>6294630
>They already lived a long and happy life. While I haven't even started yet.

COMPLETE BEAST. You win anon. Holy shit, how the fuck do you clear your conscience? Care to share some tips?

>> No.6294826

>>6293886
>maximum income is $350 a month

I know you never had a job. At 8 dollars an hour which is below min wage, that's around 45hr a month of work.

this thread is retarded

>I am ugly talentless 5'3 manlet already who is 30 and never had a job, and still bang girls like a chad

>> No.6294847

>>6294826
>I know you never had a job. At 8 dollars an hour which is below min wage, that's around 45hr a month of work.

NOT IN INDIA

>> No.6294871

>>6294744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqqjU7zCI10

>> No.6294893

>>6293443
who she. ill tell you 10x coin

>> No.6294954

>>6293443
>Never become rich, die a poorfag w/ no gf while watching others fucking hotties

Sooner or later you won't care that much about sex.

Not being rich is not end of the world. You still can be quite happy with what you have.

>> No.6294959

>>6294871
Thats about stoicism right? How will that kill my conscience

>>6294893
>who she. ill tell you 10x coin
Karen Schrewnger

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6294985

>>6294847
This is bait right?

>> No.6295052

>>6294985
>You're an ugly talentless 5'4 manlet
>Chain smoker so life expectancy is low
>No social skills
>Maximum income for a 9 to 5 job is $350 a month or $4200 per anum
>No previous savings

Thats the old whitepaper for this thread. Lets fork and add this.

>You live in india where there is no minimum wage

>> No.6295061

>>6294959
I'm very deterministic. I do not believe things could have gone any other way then they have went. That makes life much easier.

>> No.6295265

>>6294959
>Karen Schrewnger
du hurensohn

>> No.6295377

>>6293443
Im still not enough of a sociopath to do that, sorry anons I failed you

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6295461

>>6295052
GIMME THE SOURCE OF THE OP PLEASE I NEEED SOME MOMMY MILKERS

>> No.6295523

>>6295461
>GIMME THE SOURCE OF THE OP PLEASE I NEEED SOME MOMMY MILKERS
Lets see, that will cost you..... your parent's life savings.

>> No.6295606

>>6293596
>you are a 5'4 manlet.

Start browsing /fit/

>> No.6295717

>>6295606
>manlet
>/fit/
Lololol do these manlets actually think working out can save them? Only money can.