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Hi 4Channers, Ryan here trying to get the REAL inside scoop on today's recent crypto dump.
Feel free to post thoughts on the matter in this thread or email me at ryan.mac@buzzfeed.com.

Thanks and toots!
P.S. Hi Matt!

>> No.6263052

Buzz feed is the reason our up and coming generation is so fucking STUPID. FUCK YOUR BUZZ WORDS AND SHIT STORIES FAGGOTS YOU'RE NOT JOURNALISTS

>> No.6263133

>>6262973

Yeah man, that's that motherfucking trill shit that I
be talking 'bout Bandanna tied like 2Pac to the side nigga It's that A$AP life It's that trill wave right here, man Get your surfboards ready man That's that pretty flacko man nigga

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>>6262973
hey Ryan why dont you show us your tits? everyone knows buzzfeed has no testosterone so you probably have some nice boy titties.

>> No.6263205

>>6262973
kys faggot kike nigger

>> No.6263207
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>>6262973
I remortgaged my house to buy a ton of DENT. I'm down $50k due to this dip. Please help me.

>> No.6263212

>>6262973
hello gaylord

>> No.6263232

>>6262973
go choke on a nigger dick faggot

>> No.6263242

>>6262973

I have it on good authority that all men named Ryan have sucked a cock at least one time in their life.

>> No.6263248

>>6262973
ummm, ryan i should warn you 4chan is the TV-MA of internet forums

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>>6262973
my name is dan and i hate niggers

>> No.6263289

Shut it nigger

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>>6263248

>ummm

fuck off, roastie

>> No.6263369

>>6262973
I know it's a LARP but I hope to Christ that it's not just for the very, very slim chance that I get to tell you to CATCH BONE MARROW CANCER YOU FUCKING PARASITE

>> No.6263387

>>6262973
Get your nigger friend Matt back here... I wasn't done telling him how much of a nigger he is.

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>>6262973
Diapers are hot, especially girls that wear them.

>> No.6263434

Yikes, I might've made a mistake in coming here!

>> No.6263483

You should buy ripple ryan

>> No.6263485

burn down the building you work in, punch yourself in the throat and buy trx, faggot

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>>6263434
Please don't leave.

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>>6262973
Please leave, BuzzFeed doesn't belong here. Don't you guys have more BS to write and Yahoo answers to rip off?

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Welcome to /biz/, Ryan. This is where it all happens, home of India's most rich and powerful men. Pajeet here will guide you through hacker 4chan's board for a special price.

>> No.6264119

LOL

this fucking thread

>> No.6264206

FAKE NEWS
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>> No.6264257

>>6263133
Fucking jej

>> No.6264287

>>6263207
DENT barely even moved fuckface

>> No.6264299

>>6262973
I've got the scoop: youre a soy boy faggot with low testosterone!

>> No.6264305

>>6263196
fucking kek

>> No.6264331

>>6262973
I want you to know I hate bizzfeed with every oz of my heart and boycott your advertisers.

Die.

>> No.6264342

Post tiddies boy

>> No.6264348

>>6263434
nice larp
wish it was real

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>>6262973
>>6263434

>> No.6264411

>>6262973
How many of your kids did you have to get aborted before they would accept you as one of their own and give you a job?

>> No.6264460

>>6262973
Kill yourself Ryan. I know it crosses your mind more often than you would ever admit. Because you’re a scared little faggot. Do it Ryan. It’s the only way.

>> No.6264567

>>6263434
The biggest mistake was the one your mom made by not swallowing your dads cum, therefore giving birth to a faggot like you who comes to 4chan got get a few
>you
Are you happy now? Has the amount of replies filled your empty life? Or will you return to your cycle tomorrow and attempt suicide once more before pussying out and coming back to /biz/ to shitpost?

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Hey Ryan! Don’t leave! We want you here!