/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>6257821
Because people who hold link aren't stupid enough to sell at the first sniff of red.

link just dipped to about .89 what are you talking about

>>6257821
Pajeets have slower internet.

It's crashing hard. what are you talking about?

>>6258002
yeah I posted this at $1, then it dumped seconds later. o well

>>6257821
Buy the dip. :^)

people are retarded. why would u sell alts into bitcoin/eth during this.

Wake me up inside.

>>6258098
The difference here is that you are comparing it to USD. It's price is going down because BTC/ETH and the entire market is going down.
Watch the buy and sell. HUGE buys, TONS of small WEAK HANDED FAGGIT sells. It's consolidating which is good for long term growth.

cheap linkies :D

Good time to trade all of my Bitcoin for link, or would that be stupid right now??

its about to go down. but yes people done sell off their link, its just not what link holders to or at least its the last one to sell off

95c now recovering better than most..

>>6258705
some might be tempted to do a swing to gain some linkies... not so sure how that tends to turn out under these conditions. This isn't your usual pajeet pnd :D

The only thing that will save link is if someone posts the Sergey Gurren Lagan image in this thread

>>6258496
>tfw no more money for the dip
I hate being a poorfag

linkers been thru much fud than this. we are well trained with iron hands

>>6258496
I'll be happy if I can get back to 45k LINK from this.

$1.02 boys

Goddam clogged ETH network made me miss out on sub $0.90 LINK >:-(

>>6257821
god damn LINK is so comfy

I can't believe some normies got to buy LINK sub $1. I thought we locked out poorfags by trading over 1 for the past few days.

whew, i bought at .96

couldn't get my limit buy to fill at 89 for some reason. i'm not very good at this.

>>6259200
My biggest regret today is not selling the peak and buying more at $.88

Bought 10k. Now a stinky linky.

>>6259272
>implying you can time this shit

>>6257821
Bought 550 more LINK during this shit. I was going to buy a korean hooker but instead I bought LINK. Did I make the right decision?

Smart money is watching this one.

FUCK IT'S ALREADY RECOVERING

I WANT TO BE A STINKEY TOOO

ROLL P

Because LINK Marines are impervious to crashes. We just buy more.

S T O R E O F

>>6259134
What? I have been refreshing like crazy. I did not catch that. Fuck. I missed that discount.

>>6259325
Clearly I can't because I didn't sell the peak and just held.

>>6259336
hmmm, that's a tough one

in the middle of the crash it spiked up to 9000 sats. The whales are hungry

And it looks like our cup found a way to get its handle. The meme gods are looking down upon us. We're mooning soon

I predict more money coming into link next few days. This crash should make people reevaluate thier investment strategies. I only buy into projects that are actually solving a problem. We have enough currencies, exchanges, privacy coins, nobody is replacing paypal, etc etc. QSP and LINK for me, please.

>>6259336
post pics of hooker

>>6258853
i just did this with a small portion of my stack, made an extra 150 links. It worked out this time but overall not worth the stress

>>6259336
you'll be able to buy 550 more 2 hour sessions with a hooker of your choice in the future anon. you tell me

sell or die pajeet

>>6259452
yep some guy market bought a ton of link

>>6258098
lmao

>>6257889
such a deluded linkie

>>6259424
so forget about it. That is, make sure to have a small gambling fun stack, and go ahead and try to time the market. It's fun and a good learning experience all in one. :)

>>6258969
I'm paid tomorrow at midnight

Chances are chances are all gone by the time it's all funded.

>>6259272
If you did that it would have made you too confident, you would have tried to make the same thing in the future and again until you get burned harshly.
HODL is a meme but it works.

200k LINK. not even thinking bout selling til at least $100. This is the type of shit kings are made of. All the weak hands are gone by now. We know what we're holding

The real reason is because it's not on any exchanges with actual volume

>>6259598
>>6259628
Pretty good advice. Thanks, anons.

>>6259482
It's a massage parlor actually. I've fucked 2 girls there already. Sometimes they even do it cheaper because they say i'm one of the only dudes that come in there that isn't fat and ugly. No LARP, these are the girls I fucked already. I blacked out the phone number to the place.

>>6257821
because it hardly has any volume at least on binance

t. 50k LINK marine

>hurr guys muh store of value
Stinky Linkies find a way to be even more insufferable

>>6259676
yea which means that if it was a shitcoin it would dump to hell since every degenerate would be looking to market sell immediately

>>6259736
how big were their dicks?

>>6259382
It literally lasted seconds

>>6259736
anon why are you censoring this shit

post everything wtf

>>6259799
They didn't have dicks. They had vaginas. They showered me all up, gave me a mediocre massage, then start sucking dick and fucking. All for $200. It's very nice.

>>6257821
Hold so well? I literally just bought bags at .89 from weak handed faggots.

No complaints, though, best sale ever.

lmao. People should really just buy link as a store of value during these crashes.

>>6259815
I blacked out the phone number of the massage parlor. If you want to find these places near you, google backpage, it's like a hooker craigslist. go to "massage" and it will change your life.

>>6259493
>made an extra 150 links
nice

>>6259493
>but overall not worth the stress
ehhh, probably depends what risk you take. And even if you lose a trade, I like it either way, from a trading experience pov. Thrilling shit, so in a way, you can look at a loss like a ticket for yet another shitty kino with popcorn, or some other event/experience/hobby shit... But I'm not playing around with my main stack either.

>>6259850
gross wtf

>>6259134

FML WHY DOES IT TAKE SO LONG TO XFER FROM KEKBASE

>>6259676
isnt binance the biggest exchange now?

>>6259789

Lmao. Get rekt. We're never going away.

>>6259656

Chainlink is the Chad coin, just goes to show how iron hands LINK marines are

>>6259872
kek imagine being that retard that sells his whole stack at .89
what goes through their minds when they do that? is it panic?

>>6259628
I think there is no use to just accept this hodl meme as is. Start out hodling, as a newfag anyways, but start to trade with a small stack you're absolutely willing to lose. Keep track of your trades, maybe write a trade journal even, and then you'll see for yourself how fast you'll lose money, or not, and if it's even fun for you. Or too much stress. Or too boring. I don't know. But most importantly, for the ADHD full autists around, it keeps your twitchy hands away from your main stack. :)

>>6259850
anon where the fuck is this place

post ETH wallet for a tip

>>6259926
shit really...

I have 2 eth. How much should I put into link for a long term hold?

>>6260176

All of it or at least 50/50 like I'm doing

what a rush, swing traded the dump for an extra 1k LINKs. Making money during a crash is always fun.

>>6260176
Do a 30/30/20/20 split: NEO, VEN, ICX, LINK

Swap VEN and LINK if you please, slightly riskier.

Thank me later

>>6260105
This or greed as they think they can buy back later from someone even more weak handed.

>>6260159
This place is in near Atlantic City, NJ. However, these places are all over the place. Like I said, go to backpage, then go to your area, then search massages. If a massage parlor posts on there, they give happy endings. There is a site called Rubmaps that you can pay a subscription for to read reviews and prices for each place. It's so fucking worth it. They are more prevalent in cities than rural areas btw.

>pic related

I know it looks corny as fuck, but every single post is a happy ending just waiting for you.
0x7f7DbeE00171e665218cEa24144b30808289d129

>>6260168
Yea bro. Check it out
>>6260440

>>6260535
holy fucking shit it's real

what the fuck

>>6260641
I told you I wasn't LARPing. A few dudes I was stationed with at my last unit in the military told me about it and it's been a fucking game changer. Girlfriend is being a bitch? Massage. Don't want to beat off? Massage. Made money in crypto? Massage. It's fantastic. I can run you through the process so you're not nervous as fuck if you'd like.

>>6258084
kek’d

>>6260741
I-I don't even know if I'd realistically try it but fuck it...

give me the rundown on this shit anon

>>6260641

fuck and im just sitting here a khv with 3 hour dried cum on my leg

>>6260741
>>6260814

if you are paying more than 70 bux for a rub and tug/fuck, you are paying too much....

200 dollarydoos? jesus christ man, they better be actual white girls, because you can smash gook pussy for $50, and mexicans for $60 in those places.

>>6260115

the thing with daytrading is that it can absolutely work but you have to make lots of small decisions fast and you can fuck that up. In hindsight then it's obvious that you should have done X but that is hindsight
personally i fucked it up a few times already, I prefer buying on a dip and that's kinda like daytrading anyway except you hold longer

>>6260814
So the best place to find prices and reviews is the site called Rubmaps. But i does have a subscription which kinda sucks. Completely worth it though. Some place will just give you a handjob, other places will let you fuck the girls.

>walk in
>mamasun greets you
>usually a older korean lady that barely speaks english
>she shows you to a room or lets you pick a girl
>go to room, girl walks in with skimpy fucking clothes
>you give her cash
>ask how much for a "shower"
>they literally shower you but it's to get you clean before happy ending
>negotiate the price. don't be a jew
>just figure out what the price is
>they barely speak english
>don't be a nervous fuck
>they'll tell you to undress
>undress and then follow her instructions
>fucking relax and have a good time

>>6260641
be careful with backpage my guy. I went to an escorts house and it turned out to be some 40 year old asian lady instead of the 20 year old "college student" like the ad said. Fucked anyways, but I regret it

>>6260741
anon, how do you know if the pictures are real or not? some look *almost* too good to be true, but then again could be real

>>6261059
>Fucked anyways
Why

What the fuck? How old are you faggots if you don't know about asian massage parlors being brothels?

Well damn I guess I was 22 before I figured it out myself. I went in there and paid $40 for a cute little chinese girl to sit on my face and jerk me off. She barely spoke english, and I'm pretty sure they kept her an about 8 other girls in a locked cargo container when they weren't "at the office".

That's the only problem I have with these places, since lots of these chicks are brought here without any support and forced to work till they pay off their 'debt'.

If you can find a decent place with friendly, english speaking girls its wonderful. I even dated an AMP girl for a few months a couple years back, when she got out of the brothel. Sweet little thing, but she went back to Vietnam as soon as she saved up the money for it.

>>6261059
Yea I never do the escorts thing. I just stick with the massage parlors and look up reviews to verify.
>>6261066
You don't know they're real.
>but they have the watermark that says 100% real
Like I said man, the only true way to find out is to look it up on Rubmaps. It's $15 a month. But if you're trying to do this one time, then just sign up for a month then cancel. Pretend that $15 was going towards the massage anyways. Pretend the $200 you'd spend for the girl would be $215.

>>6261120
because I gave her money and then I thought she would leave to go get the girl, but instead she came back and it was too late at that point

>>6258496
Truth

>>6260420
yea I'm just gonna 50/50 on LINK and VEN and take the most profits thanks

>>6261013
I have been wondering the validity of rubmaps recently. Thanks for the info I will try it out.

>>6260998
which is why I suggest to keep and maintain a trading journal. If you do this for a while, you'll get to see where this leads, and what you're capable of, or not... and you get to compare this strategy to the hodl meme with your own experience. People tend to need that, I think.
And once again: all this only under the premise that trading is fun to you. If you don't enjoy it, then don't.

>>6261013
>Rubmaps
what a time to be alive

this is gonna sound stupid but is there any easy way to get viagra or cialis or anything? I dont have health insurance because murican
>>6261059
>Fucked anyways
based

>>6261066

of course the pictures aren't real you clown, thats why you go there and check them out yourself

you have zero obligation to pay a dime or do anything until you take a look and decide if you want to go in

in each place there are always a couple skinny ones, but I seriously recommend that you pick the girl who gives you the best smile, since she is probably not in a shitty mood

>>6261148
I went to my first one at 21. I'm 22 now and visit them frequently. I'm not a neet either, I'm a fairly attractive white dude but it gets me off like nothing else. I fuck them good too, the ones I've fucked have actually had orgasms and wanted to meet up after.

>>6261059

>>6261164
>I thought she would leave to go get the girl
>she was the girl

fuck, i laughed.

but my gf is 16 years older than me, i would have preferred the older one, anywho.

>>6261164
lmao. Reminds me of a strip club I went to in Paris. Inside looked like the fucking Flintstone's house. Bar tendress (fat, old mexican lady - in Paris for some reason) walked around and gave my friends and I our one complementary drink, and then this hag proceeds to set her drink tray down on a table, walk up to the pole and start dancing. Shit was fucking hilarious.

>>6261235
I'm an america fag too. You can try those pills they sell at gas station. I'm pretty sure if you google "gas station erection pills" they will show up. I've heard they aren't regulated but fuck it dude, if you're going to one of these places you might as well try them out.

>>6261299
I've had some friends who tried the gas station boner pills and say it fucks them up with weird side effects

so thats why I was asking about the real pills

>>6261235

damn you are fucking helpless aren't you

you can get generic sildenafil citrate for like 3 dollars per 50mg

just order it online, don't waste your money on brand name shit

>>6261249

same here man, they were pretty excited to meet a young white guy that treated them well and made them feel good

its a really weird way to be with women, but whatever...I sometimes had a chick come visit on her time off, gave her 30 dollars for an afternoon of fucking, even bareback once she got to know me

god bless asian hookers

>>6261159
Im out of the high end escort phase and prefer AMPs myself now. Its the comfy option.

>>6261235
to-be gen practitioner in school here, literally go tell your doc you've had issues staying hard and want to try it

you would be stunned at how normal that is and how many men use it

>>6261059
>Fucked anyways, but I regret it
based

>>6261338
>damn you are fucking helpless aren't you

LO

>>6261338
shit thanks anon, I really appreciate it.

>>6261375
no bruv, you didn't read. I don't have a doctor, because I don't have health insurance because burgerland

>>6261059

>tfw ywn lose your virginity to a middle aged asian hooker

>>6261337
>>6261375

yeah but everybody uses way too high of dosage

you only need 2.5mg - 5mg max for a couple hours of fucking

the 25mg and 50mg above dosages are for literal geriatrics that want to get their flacid, wrickled old peckers to stand up

Just when you think link threads can’t get any better

It's being pump and dumped. Check the biz discord.

discord gg/sJ7vFEZ

>>6260440
I found one by me as well. I regret nothing, and I plan on going again when I'm not putting every penny I have in crypto.

>>6261500
Right?!?!

>>6261451

how the fuck do you even feed yourself? go to a goddamn general practitioner and set and appointment, he will write you a prescription (that you will pay for), but ask for generic so its cheap

$50 for appontment, $20 for a years supply of sildenafil if you chop up the pills to small dosage when you want it

grow the fuck up and learn how to problem solve my man...what the fuck are you going to do if you actually get injured and need a doctor? christ

>>6261500
literally about to all-in LINK purely based on the quality of its memes and holders

you faggots are beautiful

>>6261543
Well the amazing thing is the $500 I put into LINK 20 minutes ago is now worth ~$620, so that paid for nearly an entire session with one of these bitches.

you are throwing hundreds if not thousands of dollars into crypto, but you don't even know how to get a prescription?

can you clue me in here? how did you get to this point? I'm fucking flabbergasted

holy fuck who are you people? am I the normie here? I'm leaving, jesus

>>6261579
d-don't bully...

I've been a neet until the past 2 years...
my job is a contracting job currently and doesn't offer health insurance unless I pay a fuck ton every month out of my paycheck

it's ok though because I'm about to get a new job in a couple weeks with full benefits and pretty good pay ($100k~) and I plan on getting checked for every disease known to man

I haven't been to the doctor's in maybe 10 years now and I'm kind of seriously concerned I might have cancer or something

last year was the worst year of my life, almost went into cardiac arrest, didn't think I was gonna make it through the night, broke up with my gf, crashed my car etc

the problem is that you dont know what you dont know, so all the common sense or whatever you might think you have, isn't the same for everyone else

>>6257821
Because no normies hold LINK, which means no banic selling

>>6261621
But can you actually justify cashing out a few hundo for a couple of hojos? (In my case anyhow -- I haven't tried to fuck one yet, but the last one sure hinted at it). I can never justify cashing out any of it...

It’s simple... chicken and oatmeal

LINK's price EOY 2019

What is it?

>>6262032
$3000

>>6262032
1 satoshi

delusion

>>6262032
$16000

>>6261998
Considering I just saw the market take a huge dip, instantly bought ETH with my credit card without even taking a second thought, and put it all in LINK, yea I could justify it. I wasn't planning on putting that money into crypto anyways. It was just a natural reaction to the dip. I may leave half of it though. One day when LINK is $100 I will laugh about the time I took some profits to fuck a korean.

>>6261879

Bullying is how society fixes people like you before you fucking self destruct.

Fix your shit before you literally fucking die, my man. Oh and if you have a heart condition you should probably nix the idea of taking viagra and then fucking, because you might just fucking have a heart attack on the massage table.

>>6262032
Nobody can say

>>6262107
Agreed, and i'm ballsdeep in link.

>>6262032
dubs says it'll be 1000$

>>6262204
I'm not a fatass and I don't think I have a heart condition, it was the first time it happened in my life because a mix of stress and anxiety and over exerting myself just that one day

>>6261808
yes you are, byebye

>>6259200
True but we probably got a couple hundred k worth of weak handed fucks out of Link

>>6262250
you missed. it's gonna be 2000

>>6261338
Have you ever caught shit fucking them, or do they tend to be fairly clean?

>>6262152
It’s not a real Korean parlor unless they eat your asshole without asking.

t.guy who has been to massage parlor in Seoul

>>6262330
do korean girls really do this

this is kind of a taboo fetish of mine

>>6262321
no I fucked up, it'll be 50$ now...

>>6262330
Definitely never had that happen. It was nice being married to a half korean girl for a year though. pic related.

>>6262355
Yes it happened on 3 occasions 3 different girls like it was a standard part of the service. I was in really good shape at the time though so your mileage may vary

>>6262374
>for a year though

what happened? any noods?

>>6262611
I got her pregnant and convinced her to get an abortion. She didn't want one though, so she said if she got one we were getting a divorce. I said ok bitch. and yes, plenty.

>>6262360
$350

i just read that the exchange owned by the guy who made ICX was raided.

if y'all were holding ICX would you sell?

>>6258084
I'm a linkie and I kek'd

>>6262653
>Abortion.
>Interlinked.
sorry to hear bout those rough times fellow marine

>>6262666
this could be a good time to sell and buy the large dip. If there is no dip then you know ICX is fucking going somewhere, Mr Satan

>>6258084
10/10 mate

>>6262653
>abortion
Next time just kys.

>>6262775

i'm not good at sell/buy the dip. i'll just hold i guess, still up about 25%

>>6262735
Here's a video of me fucking her if you're interested.

https://mega.nz/#!BzB0hDIb!rsAYFAaT7mwtCoVARPW-4BsSGnjItIZRJB29rB7otEY

>>6262952
Damn you've got a big dick no homo

>>6262952
Ahhhh my link is gone give it back you baby killer!!!

>>6262952

any of her by herself?

>>6263262
Nope. Just ones of me fucking her or her sucking my dick. I literally have a video of me getting her pregnant. That video is gold to me.

>>6262553
how many miles have you gotten on your asshole so far?

>>6263330

post it on mega

>>6261621
I fucken told you anon

>>6259516

>>6263353
Was going to, then I saw this thread on /b/ so figured it would be easier to just link it.

>>>/b/756536206

>>6262653
Fucking degenerate idiot

Down in dollar is ok, its going up in sats

>>6263958
no one cares about sats you dweeb

Setting a buy order for 90 cents and hoping for the best

>>6263998
>no one cares about sats

Oh man chain link bounced back up from less than a dollar back to what it was before the South Korea FUD. This coin is amazing!

>>6263496

Bro post your wallet address so I can send donation. Enjoyed the story, thank you for helping me making it through this dark time

>>6264733

Hey, did not expect any donations, but thanks!
Much appreciated and glad to be of help.
0x73ca8A8f6512546fc515C8811277edDF69e4C830

ETH wallet.

>>6264733
>>6264840
In case you are stupid this is not the same anon.

>>6261244
this is good advice.

i've had a few rubs (not fucking bc i just really like handjobs, something about cumming out of your control is different) and some get into it and that makes it so much better. you can usually touch their tits and ass while they do it too.

some places aren't super explicit about it, but the key is to wait to get fully naked until they come in to massage you. Keep your boxers on, take them off while making eye contact so she sees your dick and can tell you're comfortable.

if they turn you onto your back its on. if you can get a boner at that point its a good signal that you're not a cop and there for the rub.

they may ask you to negotiate price before hand, or you just tip after. 40$ + 40$ tip is pretty common and fairly cheap.

you will feel a little gross after, but i think it has to do with the amount of money. I'd pay 10$ for a handjob every day and not blink, but 80-200 is still in that range where it makes me feel like im wasting money. just need more crypto gains to start getting them more regularly

>>6262260
sorry to say this but if you ever have heart problems, you should go to a doctor, even if its expensive. that doesn't just happen to people bc of stress and "over exerting" yourself. did you workout harder than you ever had? even then you shouldn't be having cardiac arrest, you may have an irregular heartbeat or something

http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/More/CardiacArrest/About-Cardiac-Arrest_UCM_307905_Article.jsp

>>6265108
Yes I worked out harder than I ever had before in my life, did 3 hours of cardio from a sedentary lifestyle, and I didn't go fully into cardiac arrest I was showing symptoms of it, this happened last year in march btw and I've had no signs of it since then

I'll check out the link though and I definitely do plan on getting a check up in a month or so, thanks

>>6262653
kys if true

>>6262952
>https://mega.nz/#!BzB0hDIb!rsAYFAaT7mwtCoVARPW-4BsSGnjItIZRJB29rB7otEY

i like that position in the end, more? im lazy and didnt read your other posts but i thought she was korean? tattoos on her are also excellent

>>6264350
Fuck man idk if I should just market buy it instead.

>>6265185
biz cares :) take care of yourselves anons

Link is actually my only green coin.
It's becoming FUD resistant and marching it's on way.

Once it goes over 1 USD 10USD will come quickly.

This is the chance for everyone who missed ETH last year.

>>6262032
There is no way to tell. Doesn't matter though, you are asking the wrong question.
LINK will literally be the defacto currency in the world. "How many LINKs can I buy with 1,000 USD?" Is what next generation normies will do

Best way to store my newly acquired Link till 2020? I was thinking of getting a nano ledger s but they won't ship till late March from their website.

Is MyEtherwallet secure enough? I assume leaving it in binance is a bad idea.

>>6265814
LINK,VEN, XLM, ZXR. What to buy?

>>6265964
MEW with a paper wallet is fine enough.

>>6260950
200 dollars is cheap for a quality prostitute retard

>>6262374
>that
>half-Korean
holy shit, and whites complain about black blood being impossible to remove

>>6265964
Bleached blonde buttholes.

>>6266089
yeah if 200 is too much for you, you shouldn't be seeing prostitutes.

>>6261909
^^^

Normies will not be holding monk till it’s 10usd. Cos then, it’s high enough to sell right?

wtf!!!!!!!!!!!

retards look at this massive cup & handle thats about to form. if you dont buy in now, you're truly fucked.

>>6266892

damn gina look at those love handles

technical analysis is bullshit but i need a moon in the next 82 days.

>>6267285
technical analysis isn't bullshit.
XLM and ADA will moon in the next few days. screencap this.

Imagine being one of the ones that sold under a buck today. Show yourselves. WTF were you thinking? What are you thinking rn?

I have 1080 link cause poorfag and I am new to this game, am i going make it some what?

>>6267542
Yep,
$100/Link EOY
$500/EOY 2019

I cannot see farther than that, for there is a block in the force.

When does link get added to coinbase?

>>6262657
>bareback
$426.90

>>6267603
This is why I want 10k minimum. Tron go back up you piece of shit so I can sell half my stack and buy 9k more link ahhhhhhhhhhh

>>6263345
not as many as Sergey has put through his since the ICO
:^)

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

what's the meme:potential ratio on link anyway.

>>6261272
hows the older poon

>>6262653
>convinced her to get an abortion
Repent/

>>6267828
∞/∞

When's the le mainnet actually coming out?

>>6257821
because LINK holders are not retards

>>6268140
This year. Don't worry about the price until then. Just make sure you have enough when it happens.

>>6259809
>tfw I managed to snag some
feels good man