/biz/ - Business & Finance

AHHHH ROASTIES KNOW ABOUT BITCOIN

>>6248124

>talking about crypto
>talking about crypto to a girl

>>6248168

>telling a cute girl you're a loser

its over

Actual autism

>>6248124
>>6248168
since when do you need money to go on a date?
fuck I know some poor fucks that get girls to buy them dinners then take them back to their place and fuck before kicking them out.

>>6248124
holy fuck is this next level autism

>>6248168
>he goes on dates
Why don’t you just fuck? It’s 2018

>>6248124
>just be yourself

LOL

>>6248238
if you're good looking it works

>such a shame.

Females have no empathy for us.

>>6248478
next time tell her you cant even get laid.. not lose your virginity..
Nobody really wants to fuck a virgin.. its short lived and basically awkward and bad.

>>6248478
Autism, the post.

>>6248478
>tfw have six figures in crypto but still can’t lose virginity
I’m in the same boat but I still have my crypto

>>6248478
HAHAHAHA need more dude

>>6248478
No, they dont. Thats the trick to winning them over, dont give them any either. They will chase you to get it

>bags are too heavy to be a virgin.

>>6248478
Did you actually tell her that shit? Are you an idiot? She'd probably want you if you didn't try to get into their pants

>>6248478
pure autism

lmao OP is funny and you guys are being actual neckbeards
>hur dur don't say that!!1

>>6248124
I actually feel more confident after crypto since I've been cashing out every other week for strippers and whores. Gonna ask a cutie wife material girl at work next week for a date.

>>6248478

Literally what is this dude? You're obviously not trying to get with this girl right? This isn't your idea of cheeky bantz right? Sending chain messages of pure all caps crypto screeching isn't how you talk to a normal person, and its definitely not how you talk if you are trying to get laid.

Are you doing this for your own self amusement? I hope thats the case, but if so, keep this shit to yourself. Nobody here finds it funny. In fact everyone here hates it.

>>6248197
>>6248238
>>6248569
>>6248630
>>6248631
See
>>6248445

>>6248630
Shut up, pajeet.

>>6248631
>>6248630
Hes obviously trying to make us laugh you dumbasses, hes talking to some random roastie on Tinder

coffee and donut is 10$, you have 10$ op

>>6248628
No girls has ever been surprised to find out that I am a virgin kek go away Chad

>>6248774
these guys never talk to girls so this is mind blowing to them

>>6248774
>Hes obviously trying to make us laugh
Well maybe he should try actually being funny instead of annoying...

This is either pure awesome autism OR an alpha fucking with a girl and giving her shit cause messing with girl’s heads actually works magic. That’s why alphas treat em like shit. Betas are too nice and boring.

>>6248701

i.. i think it's fu...funny... :(

>>6248628
OP ignore the reddit ITT, keep posting

>>6248305

This is what I don’t get. Everyone keeps saying this but studies consistently show we have less sex than ever before. Not to mention rape accusations are sky high so it’s not worth fucking outside of relationships. I thought this was a MRA meme until one of my friends actually went to court over a rape accusation. He’s a total chad too, he got off but it’s still scary as fuck.

>>6248877
Humour is subjective, i found it funny

>>6248701
I think it's funny. I like him. Especially because he's virgin. Not a normie like you.

Why can't roasties understand humor?

>>6249040
Explain to her what a roastie is.

>>6249040
Still answering,
she definitely wants your dick op

>>6249040
The last line wasn't that funny desu.

>>6249040
>roastiecoin
kek
send her pink wojaks

>>6249040
Tell her what a roastie is. This will lead to vag pics

>>6249040
KEK MYS SIEDS

>>6249040

okay roastiecoin was good.

>>6249040

>>6249040
plz respond

>>6248602
>six figure career
>six figure crypto
>six pack (JK not anymore but I'm in great shape from lifting for years)
I'm still too aspie to court girls FUCK

>>6249040

YOU TELL THAT ROASTIE

>>6248478
Bevause you write like a fucking underage sperg talking to his Internet buddies
Learn how to talk to women, autist

>>6248124
How the fuck did you lose money?

I am a literal brainlet and took 3.5k turned it into 7.5k in one month. When my next coin takes off to the moon...I could break six figures.

Also accounting sucks everyday during the week I hope I die in my sleep so I don't have to go to work.

t. Accountant

we did it reddit

>>6249040
This level of pure, unadulterated autism is exactly what I come here for. Thank you for the hearty belly laugh, anon.

>>6248478
> pls cont

>>6249040
fucking kill yourself

>>6248478

Stop.

>>6249040
>roastiecoins
you just got me to invest 100k in mysidescoin

This girl would clearly fuck you and you are still talking about cryptos. Jesus Christ.

>>6248124
Post the pics of the roastie faggot

Explain what a roastie is, OP.

>>6249283
or maybe op doesn't worship roasties and will talk however the fuck he pleases?

>>6249431
Roastie on the right.

>>6249040
holy fuck im dying op noice

>>6249453
i'm sure she can google it if she's curious

>>6249509

>I'm super passionate about art, music, photography and the planet

t. hedonist scum

>>6249040
>roastiecoin

>>6249423
God, fucking virgins act like this is OP's only chance.

He's Chad, he can act autistic and still fuck.

>>6249509
My right or her right?

MOAR

>>6249509
Doesn't look virgin. Don't bang her.

>>6249543
Please, girls don't even know what they don't know about. They exist in an entirely different way of experiencing reality.

>>6249509
>I'm a cheap date
>Too broke to take her on a date
Which one is it OP?

>>6249040
i want to read more, pls op keep posting

>>6249509
>tfw I only ever match up with men or a niggress

>>6249133

keep posting op

>>6249509
kek, my interpretation of that pic: blonde girl is milking brunette girl for social status. Blonde girl is a "sales associate" (minimum wage uni student) and her friend got that new car from her daddy and also has access to the country club. Blonde bitch secretly resents brunette girl for being prettier and richer, but that doesn't stop her from using her for social status

>>6249618
true enough
>>6249623
she's virtue signalling, like all women she prefers a man with wealth. but will settle for a poorchad if he's abusive enough to turn her on

>>6249574
T. Bitter autist
None of those have anything to do with hedonism

Holy shit does this roastie know???

>>6249040
>roastiecoin

Nice, bought 100K RST.

>>6249785
>T.

at least meme correctly, normalfag

>>6249809

How the fuck did she conclude the Indian thing?

>>6248274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAQyUOrBUY8

>spams laughing emoji
hit her with the big guns
offer her ripple for some nipple

>>6249509

goddamn so tight

>>6249809
it's a man
fake profile

>>6249809
Holy kek

>>6249809
>I dont speak Indian

stream sniping?

>>6249858
OP might be a pajeet.

OP matchin with cute dumbass girls.... maor

>>6248305
>Why don't you just fuck
How? Every time I match with someone relatively good looking on hookup apps they are always looking for something serious. Meeting girls irl is impossible even though I go out every weekend

>>6249858
we've reached peak normie. they know everything, even our memes. my own mother texted me asking about fucking kodakcoin.

>>6249509
Looks like a hotbed of herpes infections. Fuck her OP and give her gift to every other whore woman that takes your seed

>>6249986
just bee yourself

>>6248478
holy fuck are you pic related?

>>6249809
>show bobs and vagine

>what's ETH.

>>6250153
go to another match and start hitting her with chainlink pasta

>>6249986
they say they're looking for something serious, but she's just virtue signalling so you dont think shes a slut and so you take the time to romance her because she enjoys that and doesnt want you to just sjhow up expecting sex she wants you to work for it to amuse her and because that turns her on. she's actually just going to jump from chad to chad in brief "relationships" so she can get laid without being seen as a slut. it's hookup culture, boyfriend and girlfriend in 2018 are just fuckbuddies basically. actual serious relationships are dead, the family unit crumbling, and the future will be gmo people grown in tubes by the state. we are all going to die merrry christmas #nohope

>>6250153
you must be good looking as fuck to be able to get away with saying this shit on tinder

>>6250153
so she wouldn't mind anal
and yeah, she wants your D

now I'm wondering, did you use pics of some big muscled guy or some shit?

Jesus Christ roasties are dumb.

>>6250224
jesus buddy I think you took too many redpills.

Go to church and find salvation in the lord Jesus Christ. He will lead you to a nice wholesome girl.

>>6250270
w2c shades and watch

>>6250224
OP, use this as post as your opening for a new match

this thread is fucking epic, keep it coming OP

>>6250266
kek, keep us posted.
ty anon

>>6250224
I'll capitalize on it though. Thanks for reminding me roasties are liars, will just play along until I get some.

>>6250292
more like holesome, as in "that's some hole"

women are a meme

>>6250266
>YOU SHOULD MEASURE IN SATS
Kek

>>6250037
everyone moans about herpes and HIV but what's really the worst is "cold sores" aka oral herpes. those infected wordlessly conspire to sweep the seriousness under the rug by getting everyone to call it "cold sores". it's talmudic sophistry, the most sinister of lies.
I was blessed with oral herpes from an illegal immigrant. he gave it to my first gf's mom who he was dating. he then gave it to my gf when he snuck into her room and molested her and slobbered on her face when she was 11.
she didn't tell me about the molestation until after she infected me. i demanded to know how she could have it, because she was a kissless handholdless virgin.
the problem is that she never knew she had it. any time a sore appeared, she assumed it was acne. i had no reason to doubt it because i knew she was a virgin and that i was her first bf.
oral herpes is a silent and deadly life ruiner, far worse than genital herpes, and even worse than HIV in terms of overall reduction of quality of life.
oral herpes likes to camp out on nerve endings in your face, which happen to be very close to your brain.
every time the virus produces a sore, it climbs the nerve and gets closer to your brain.
once it passes the blood-brain barrier, it's game over. you have herpes on your brain. you have dementia. you have alzheimer's. you are FUCKED.
i was infected ten years ago. there's so much fog in my thoughts now where there used to be crystal clarity.
illegal immigrants took my life away from me.
don't believe diseased "gift-giver" faggots who defend their vile infection and say "80% of people have cold sores" and tell you to lighten up and not worry about it.
if i got it from a khv, then if you whore around you WILL catch this thing with 100% certainty from the kind of human garbage that is out there. you don't want this. none of you do. stay pure and find an authentic khv you can trust, who doesn't have skeletons in her closet that she won't tell you about until it's too late.

>>6250292
this actually works

>>6250292
This is the final redpill.

cringe as fuck
just stop now OP

>>6249509
She has a siberian husky and lives in florida?? cunt

>>6250373
You're a normie so you deserve it.

>>6250399
>>>/reddit/

Op don't fucking stop this is gold, send one of them a screenshot of Ur blockfolio

I'm laughing.

I would date you, OP.

>>6250445
you are just indiscriminately calling everyone a normie

>>6250399
what you mean, this is fucking funny, OP!
tell them about CHAINLINK

>>6250292
a brother

>>6250536
A normie is a person who has/had a gf

>>6250373
how do you know you have it and that it's not just acne?

>>6250492
get the fuck out of here you roastie. nobody cares that you would date OP. you literally just want people to give you attention because of the implication that you're a woman

>>6250373
wow
thanks for the heads up. i will from now on make a note never to make out with a girl without first asking her about cold sores. not that i could trust her answer, of course she will say no, then i will call her a liar and leave. luckily the issue never seems to come up.

>>6250480
this

>>6250480

upvoted

>>6250571

lol

OP must be an absolute Chad.

I want to know what OP looks like or if he’s using a fake model profile

>>6249040
>buff from bag holding
>roastiecoin
My sides

>>6250592
Maybe it's a cute trap

>>6250452
>>>/r/eddit

>>6250643
ofc he is

ever been on reddit's incels or r9k's virgin revenge?

>>6250536
Everyone in this thread in unironically underage and a /r/ebbitor

>>6248877
>/reddit/
fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE motherfucking nigger coon kike roastie kys motherfucker

>>6250643
100% using a fake pic lol

>>6250634
>>6250643
Yeah fake Chad profile, I just use it to screw with roasties and get their nudes. I made it so it didn't look super fake, but still pretty chadish, after awhile I got bored and made this autism bio.

>>6248701
I'm laughing my ass off m8

>>6248124
You're not supposed to act like a 4chan living meme irl

>>6249491
this. my friends worship roasties and ask why i don't also
> mfw i'm too caught up trading chuck-e-cheese tokens

>>6250373
Nice do u have a Tumblr

>>6248809
>telling girls you're a virgin
way to cuck yourself fsggot
i told my gf when i was 16 that i had fucked 4 chicks before her

>>6250373
Don’t have herpes but I have HPV. How fucked am I?

I wish I could use tinder but it means I'd need cool photos of me doing cool things. And I'm just a neet in a basement doing neet basement things

that feel

>>6250745
I have a fake chad portfolio too. Kek I’ve actually fucked roasties from it (blindfolds when role playing 50 shades of gray) it is too easy.

>>6250745
is that tinder? is that what you're using?
i've never tindered so i don't know
but basically i want to start doing what you're doing. i think we all do

>>6250745

>tfw you could be an autist and still slay pussy if only you were born handsome

>>6248124
>rekt by a tinder sloot

Not gonna make it anon. Better start working at the yellow arches.

>>6250745
>that bio
hahaha

>>6250589
i only get it around my mouth and on the edge of my lips. citrus and spicy foods cause breakouts.
the very first breakout was the worst, right after i was first infected. i got big sores right at the corner of my mouth. they would tear open and bleed everywhere any time i smiled or opened my mouth to speak. i couldn't move my mouth for weeks without them ripping open and bleeding. i was drinking juice and smoothies through a straw until it could heal. i was already skinny but i lost 15 lbs just from the lack of real food.
despite all this, i was in denial until a doctor confirmed it was oral herpes. i was very pissed, i wanted to kill someone

>>6250914
STOP TALKING ABOUT HERPES UR RUINING THE VIBE

>>6250373
Lol this fucking post bro

I feel your pain

>>6249040
kekkkkkk

>>6250694
w2c shell script?

>>6250887
>tfw tall
>tfw handsome
>tfw I could be chad but I'm an autist

>>6250830
Maybe he isn't looking for a pump and dump whore and wants to look like husband material

>>6250833
the warts on your prostate will warp your testosterone levels, kill your sex drive and ambition, and make you go bald as you hit 30

>>6250914
dude how do you know that it causes dementia and alzheimers? btw I hate herpes too, I have it and I don;t know where from. I had it since I was a kid, probably my parents got it from somewhere, even though they were virgin, non-whore people before having me

>>6250373
This is actually very informative
Recently a chick I'm hanging out with had cold sores for a few days... I was super keen on banging her before that but not so much anymore now. I knew cold sores were bad but shit man herpes on your brain !!!!! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THAT

BILL I study accounting at USF I ride the red motorcycle my name is Liam

>>6251006
looking like husband material is doing what i said you fool
chicks are repulsed by men with no experience just the same as men are repulsed by chicks with too much

this is basic stuff

Holy fuck my sides this thread
More OP

fucking hell, 4channers are stupid

BTW OP, keep posting pls

>>6248124
IN THIS THREAD: EXACTLY WHAT NOT TO DO.

>devalues self
>repeatedly acts like a cuck
>acts feminine and weak
>Has no strength or character

Wow you're a maximum tier loser. Fucking fix yourself, you absolute disgrace.

>>6249840

T. virgin

>>6251006
women don't value virginity in men. if she thinks no other woman wants you then she wont want you either. and if she knows you're a virgin, she'll assume its because no woman wanted you. the virgin thing only works if you're a virgin chad, and only because anything chad does works.

>>6250266
JEJ

>>6251039
>accounting
>USF
>red motorcycle
>liam
>browses tibetian paleolithic fish fossil forum

5/5 turbofaggot

>>6251090
Too bad that self depreciation is attractive

>>6250745
>chad profile
Now it makes sense. You were literally trolling them and they just kept replying and not caring about the retarded shit that you said. Only way this would happen is with Chad.

>>6251090
OP doesn't care man he's doing it for laughs

>>6250745
lmao is that Brett Maverick?

>>6251038
probably a weaponized virus created in a lab somehwere to dumb down the general populaton

>>6251119
>>6251061
Only if they're looking for casual sex.

>>6248305
Because he isn't a sick depraved degenerate?

>mfw play college football for VT
>brothers are absolute chads who fucked their way through college
>I should be fucking my way through college too
>I can't talk to girls at all and I genuinely am on the spectrum
>Sometimes I talk to girls but I don't know what to talk about so I just talk about football. Or crypto stuff

Why the fuck did I have to get the autism gene?

>>6248701
Fuck off reddit fag, this is funny

>>6251224
No, lmao. How fucking bluepilled are you? You go ahead and try find a wife by telling her you're a virgin. It's like saying "I have no money and I don't know what I'm doing", it's probably worse than saying that, in fact.

Get real mate, you're making a fool of yourself

>>6250856

>>6251030

we're only in the beginning stages of fully understanding it, but there are a shitload of studies and evidence being uncovered at a fever pace

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4019841/

i mean fucking think about it, the virus lives and thrives on warm moist human NERVE CELLS. the brain is the fucking JACKPOT for this virus, and it's mere INCHES away from your mouth. It has a direct path from your face nerves into your brain. it just has to migrate, which it does every single time a breakout occurs. it will thrash the FUCK out of your brain once it gets in there, ricocheting from one healthy cluster to the next until your vibrant imagination is permanently replaced with impenetrable fog. it's only a matter of time. it happened to me and it will happen to you too. sorry friendo.

>>6251224
NOPE

>>6251224

>the absolute state of this guy

Jesus, do you know anything about social dynamics

>>6250745
>that fucking profile
lol you fags after all these years still get me laughing like nothing else can

Fucking retards

>>6251247
but the autism by cockblocking you saved you from herpes. it was a gift. now maybe you wont get demantia

>>6248938
tell us about your friend's rape accusation and court experience

>>6251303
FUCK YOU dude. Why would you post this? I'm already worrying about being an idiot with brain fog and now you added herpes-anxiety to my shit life

fuck you

>>6251247
Quick bro get rich off crypto before the CTE(not a coin you nerds) sets in.

>>6251102
ask your mother xP

>>6249809
kek ask this one out though. she seems good.

>>6248938
the reason there is less sex now is because fewer people are having sex. but the few people who are having sex, are having more of it.
think about it, in the 1950s we would probably all be married by now and getting laid on the regular. but it's 2018 and your potential wife is riding a hypergamy cock carousel from chad to chad.

show me a study that filters out beta males

studies can be misleading, misdirecting, often on purpose for some political agenda

>Can't go on a date much less lose my virginity until I cash out $20k or so for plastic surgery
>Don't want to remove $20k because god knows what it could be in a few months

>>6248124
YOU'RE LARPING WRONG IDIOT.

>>6251423
really? i thanked him for the warning
also, now i have a reason to feel good about my limited sexual history. it may have saved me from dementia. silver lining,

>>6250373
>>6251303
>WORRY INTENSIFIES

>>6251576
don't cash out your precious gains for a fucking plastic surgery lmao

>>6248628
can you fucking spell lose correctly please?

>tfw married but still fuck around in tinder to mess with people

>>6251635
dude you can get herpes even if you are a virgin. Ive had cold sores since I was a child and my parents were virgin before conceiving me.

>>6251647
I don't know man I feel like the longer I wait the worse its going to be I've pretty much spent my entire youth alone I just want to know what its like to be liked

>>6248270
Some guys like me don’t like swooning women anymore, it’s a huge headache and I won’t do it. The guys that are like this find it easier to just flaunt money and have the women flock to him.

>>6251741
what do you want to get done? I want to get my eyes laser fixed when I cash out

>>6250224
Who hurt you anon?

>this /b/-tier thread

>>6251423
don't be angry. now you have a chance to make peace with god whille you are still sane. accept Jesus and you will live in eternity without herpes.

>>6251576
yeah but you still have the personality and charisma of an unattractive person. and once your new face fails to get you laid, you'll lose even more confidence. and you'll have some weird hunk of plastic in your jaw to fake high test levels, which would probably feel weird and the plastic may drip emasculating chemcals into your blood because thats what plastic does, causing further problems.

ever read the fox and the grapes? if not do so now, it's a short childrens fable. women are the grapes, you're the fox. but in real life, unlike the story, the grapes actually are sour as fuck and you really are better off without.

my chad friends always told me i was better off without women. i never believed them. was always jelly of their ease at getting into relationships. but all they got was grief and herpes and constant drama. women are sour grapes. just embrace the fact that you'll be alone forever, once you stop fighting it you can get used to it and it doesnt feel so bad. kinda. well not as bad. women are a meme, what you wanted was never real and never existed in the first place

>>6251428
That's the plan anon.

>>6250373
Pretty sure your brain was already pretty fucking foggy since before you got herpes, my dude.

>>6251725
good point. from now on i will never again put my lips on a joint thats being passed around. i will just sort of suck through my fingers

but then again i've had cold sores before. like once every few years i might have one... do i have herpes? am i going to get dementia? ah fuck

>>6249809
>I don’t speak Indian

Just buy UFR

>>6249809
Top kek

>>6250914
Hmmm interesting but you can get acne around your lips and mouth. In fact if you have leaky gut that's where you're most likely to get them as the vermilion boarder is like a direct line to your intestinal tract.

>>6251908
yes you have herpes. your IQ will drop by 20 points next time you have a cold sore

>>6251778
infraorbital rim implants and a canthoplasty to accompany it

>>6251834
Spoken like someone who hasn't been universally rejected by their own species.
And its been well understood that you can have the personality of a brick and still get girls if you happen to be handsome.
Ugly people can pull it off when they have godly charisma but its a hell of a lot easier to have plastic screwed into your skull than to get a new brain.

>>6251303
It's already happened to me.
This is why I'm fatigued and fucking brain fogged all the time. I thought it was acne..I thought it was acne.

>>6251782
yeah thats the normie assumption. that it must be personal. i mean, it's not like i'm capable of noticing the lives of everyone around me. or trends in society in general. oh no, i must be basing all my information on personal experience right. nope

>>6248701
wtf are you talking about my dicks are diamonds right now

>>6252041
thats because you jack off too much

>>6251647
>don't cash out your precious gains for a fucking plastic surgery lmao
m8 this is literally what I'm going to do, now I know I'm not the only one. C'mon hideous anons, confess, let's see how many of us are here

>>6251749
Im not a virgin but every time I had sex it was a huge effort and hassle. I want to be rich so I can simply fuck whores

>>6249509
>future marine biologist

she's dumb as a box of rocks OP, pump her and dump her harder than Tron

>Such LARP
>Best LARP though

>>6251834
I had a long term gf (10 years) who cucked me with our neighbor. Shit fucking wrecked me. I was alone for 5 years. By the end of it, I was having the time of my life. I'm married now...and often think back to the times just before I met my wife...I was so happy and carefree...

>>6249040
Legendary, my sides have mooned faster than my shitcoins

>>6252032
>infraorbital rim implants
intredasting, i didn't know this was a thing

>>6248168
You're not really selling her there guy

>>6249809
harassing Tinder roasties with crypto NEET babel...
This is too good to ever take off right?

>Girl and I tell each other that we love each other
>She's awesome
>Only a couple days later she learns she is pregnant
>from sex that she had like 6 weeks ago from some guy (not me)
>we werent dating then so she didnt cheat on me
>you might be wondering how we loved each other already then so quickly but it's because we already were friends before.
>she wants to keep it
>the person she had sex with is actually someone that she used to date for years
>she dislikes him but then he cries to her and she starts to fall in love with him again
>wtf

now i know for sure that it looks like she's just a dumb bitch who didnt love me at all. but she is legitimately the nicest women that ive ever met. wtf now she doesnt know what to do because she feels bad for him and still has some feelings for him so she's probably going to be with him because she wants to do what's best for the baby

wtf why couldnt she have just gotten an abortion
how do i get over this cunt i know she looks like a total cunt but she is real sweet. im gonna be sad when i cant be with her

>>6251303

Holy shit.

Tfw now need to find KISSLESS, virgin gf and quiz her as to if she has ever had a cold sore.

>>6252338

dude

>>6251247
That's what they expect you to talk about though

>>6249040

fucking kek lmao

>>6252127
>such a shame

>>6251090
Ur a retard

>>6252338

>>6252417
yea yea yeah i know a big part of me is a little bitch. and im too emotional. i know. but we haver everything in common with each other. in all ways. im honestly pretty disappointed i dont know how i will find someone who likes all the same things as me again and is also very beautiful

>>6252338
Read The Rational Male by Rollo Tomassi

>>6252338
you get over it by realizing that women don't exist, they're just a meme. and that a healthy relationship is a myth, like santa clause. but its a myth everyone wants to believe so it wont die.

just as atheists dont believe in god. you need to become atheist towards the idea that healthy relationships exist and that women can be worthwhile partners.

you've probably always wanted an interstellar spaceship as well, ever since you saw star wars. but since you know that such spaceships don't exist you don't spend your whole life trying to get one do you? you move on.

it's not so hard when you realize that what you wanted doesn't exist for anyone, it's not real

>>6252363
find a virgin qt 3.14 from Japan or Poland. no herpes of any sort to be found in those countries. their women still have traditional values and undying loyalty to husband. they don't play any roastie games.
Seek a wife in Poland if you desire beauty, or Japan if you want your future children to be a part of the genius hapa master race that will conquer the Jews.

>>6252363
you also have to make sure her parents were kissless virgins as well and to be safe you need go back many many generations to before the herpes thing became so widespread

>>6252338
She is gone lad
Go find another
It is your only hope

>>6252338
gym
smash a few slags
avoid alcohol
avoid drugs
make money
forget she existed

simple shit

also
>she was different bro
no she wasn't

>>6252693
i guess so
>>6252717
>she was different bro

aw fuck youre probably right. but then why did she seem so special. wtf are my emotions doing why do they do this

>>6252647
why? he probably already has herpes himself already. i remember every few years as a kid id get a cold sore. i've never been molested as a kid or anything. but apparantly thats herpes which means my limited sexual history did not save me. my parents even married at a young age and that still wasn't enough. i got herpes in the womb i guess i dunno. maybe i used someone else fork at dinner once or some shit who knows.

probably a weaponized virus designed to dumb down the general population. social and chemical engineering for a more compliant populace

>>6248124
im in school for accounting too

>>6248628
fuck you Chad

>>6252647
so why is it said that 80-80% oif the population has herpes? maybe that map is only hsv-1 and if you add hsv-2 the numbers change hmmm?

>>6252111
Saving up for some orthodontic epigenetic work here mah dude

>>6252536
>The Rational Male by Rollo Tomassi

does it say that women can be bought like slaves and have to be dominated? if not, i dont believe anything in it because that is the actual truth of reality. You buy/conquer them with power, looks and money.

>>6252787
I thought you couldn't get out of that shit but she let her self out.

Just find a new girl.

>>6252787
thers a hormone in the brain that shuts down your ability to judge people objectively when exposed to a woman you have a crush on. it's there so you don't think too hard or notice what a bitch she is, it's there so you breed.
your brain chemistry has manipulated you into feeling things for her that are not appropriate

>>6252787
just meet other girls and you'll quickly forget that one. She'll probably come crawling back to you in a year too, when her boyfriend leaves her a single mother and she sees you socializing and having fun.

The reason all those gay ass fitizens are so depressed is because they go to the gym and fixate on listing and on the roastie that dumped their ass, instead of meeting people and realizing that she really wasn't that special

>>6250373
i can't believe this isn't pasta
saved

>>6252787
brain chemistry is crazy
it can make you see things that aren't there

>>6253041
this
saved also
we are witnessing the birth of a copypasta itt

>>6253037
this is what im worried about though. i know i need to meet other people but im not currently in a position where i can do much of that. fak. i mean i will be soon (within a month) but before then i know it's gonna be hard and feel really lonely

thanks everyone for the responses <3 actually helps

>>6252988
It explains the hypergamist nature of women. Its in the same realm except Rollo doesn't sound like a cynical autist.

>>6252874
80% is a lie spread by people who have herpes. the reason they claim that is to gaslight you into believing you're the unhinged bad guy with an anger problem if you get mad after they infect you.

>>6251303
thanks for the info STD bro. Seriously, thanks. Now I can add one more thing to my list of women to avoid.

just buy a kebab wife with ur gains like me

>>6253269

irrelevant weakling logic. "oh women just want whats best for them, haha. its okay, just keep trying XD"

>>6248124
>>6248168
H-how do you LOSE money on crypto?

And why are you telling a girl you're poor?

>>6253414
Better than basement dweller autist logic
>just give up, go exclusively 2D, wait for robots, die alone

>meanwhile korean exchanges are going out of wack and closing down for tax fraud
>grandpa coin falling out of the sky
>biz still taking about roasties

>>6249106

>>6251029
Kek I don’t have any warts

>>6253487
kek that's true actually, time to go back to business

>>6250373
bro i fucked a chick from indonesia, this slut had fungal/bacterial infections going on AND THE FUCKING "COLD SORES" that you were talking about, i've been trying to tell the doctors and i've been several times to the sex health department for young adults and taking HIV testa aids fucking everything, they all come back negative but i know i am fucked and im convinced i have something bad, im going to the doctor in like 2 days, when i was with this dosctor earlier, he told me there are some values that are just way too low, something about my hormones or something.

Bro what the fuck do i have to say to the doctor to get him to understand that im fucking INFECTED with some BAD shit ????

>>6252338
>dating a non virgin

You did this to yourself anon, And even if she wasn't pregnant everytime she sad sex with you she would be thinking of her exes cock being thrust inside her and moaning his name.

>>6248628
>LINK and ETH

If you actually lost money with these then kill yourself

>>6249040

>>6250224
saved

>>6253590
he's the only person she has been with and I know that for a fact. good luck dating literally no one if youre trying to find a woman that's a virgin. and I do know that his dick is smaller than mine and that he has never made her cum lol. at least i can trick myself into being happy if i pretend that im winning because of that but i dont know i dont really feel that way

>>6253541
you can't see your prostate, it's inside your body. the prostate is where HPV resides in a male. right now, your prostate is only getting these unseen internal warts which will increasingly cause the effects i described. by the time you're 50 it may progress into cancer.

>>6252139
Im confused... your long term gf is now your wife even though she slept with a neighbour?

>>6249687
>Not slaying niggresses left and right
You're missing out bro

>wtf are my emotions doing why do they do this
We came from hunter gatherer tribes who learned to survive in Ice Age conditions 5 months out of the year.
The world you are designed to excel in would have bound her to you (or to him before she even got to you) by geography culture environment and genes.
Falling in love with the first THOT you get close to and getting down to business with her has survival advantages in that world.
We may have technological advancements giving us Tinder but our hormonal and neurological systems are still in 8000BC.

>>6253465

oh man, so you read redpill books but you learn nothing from them. That immediate connection you make between me being realistic and therefore not getting a 3d woman has betrayed you.

>>6253728
I think he met another woman years after the break up and married her. He is saying that women in general make like hell. 1st gf, 2nd, 3rd, doesn't matter, women are all the same.

>>6252080
How many dicks do you have anon?

>>6252338
People put up curtains anon.. you might think she's a sweetheart but deep down she's a maniac. Cut that shit out of your life! Burn anything that reminds you of her, delete her number, block her online, never speak a word to or about her. You'd be surprised how fast feelings go away for a person after you 100% cut them out.

She'll probs be happier with her ex, and she might also come knocking on your door with her child a year from now asking for your cryptogains.

>>6251576
Let me give you cunts some advice, because I'm an old fag (33 years old)

DO NOT get this, as it is a waste, if you're under 27 just wait till you're older than 27 because this is when you can get laid fucking easy.

I was the most awkward autismo cunt, but when I hit 27 I found it was EASY AS FUCK to slay 20 year olds, even now girls like the whole "older guy" fetish.

Just go into chat rooms, sex chat rooms and spam post like other dudes do there, I've meet woman on there and I shit you not, it's easy to get titpics and cam sex them, it's effortless, so effortless it starts to make you question shit, and because you now will get sex (Yea I've fucked girls online, some cute some fat, what ever but it's easy as shit) easy it becomes boring as shit (I mostly just jerk it to girls that wanna camsex now it's easier and less time consuming)

Then woman have no power because you already get sex so you don't care.

The BEST thing is once you get rich and make $800+ a day your attitude changes, something changes you, I can't explain what it is because it's different for everyone, some people go on to waste their cash, others save, others like myself live humble and do things they like to do, and if I had a woman, who just wanted me for my money around she would be annoying as fuck (Unless she was cute then that's ok).

The hardest thing is, is keeping your gains and how much money you have to yourself, I NEVER let a woman know how much I have, I ALWAYS dress poor and allow people to assume I'm poor as shit, I've even gone a step further to grow an untrimmed beard, the sides of my beard don't even grow properly, but I don't care because, I got money which brings me more confidence.

I'm actually talking to a muslim girl that's super hot, I was going to visit her but, I'm more looking for an asian QT because I'm cursed with yellow jungle fever for some reason.

TLDR; Don't get plastic surgery, get rich and your mindset will be different, also lifting doesn't hurt.

I think I got oral herpes from playing spin the bottle with grills at 13

it's probably contributed to getting viral chronic fatigue syndrome when combined with EBV

fuck, at least I'm getting rich and will be able to afford the gene therapy.

>>6253817
Yes this. And my wife isn't even a roastie whore. I actually got lucky in terms of quality of women. She still pisses me the fuck off and is a general pain in the ass.

>>6253817
Goddamn.. that's miserable. I am never going to get married ever...

>>6249509
>I love nature so I'm a cheap date
Is she implying the guy is supposed to pay for her on a date? Dumb kike indoctrinated thot

why dont you guys focus on becoming a trillionaire so you can become a badass cyborg ninja and live 250+years? running up a wall and slicing roasties with your katana

>>6253895
I’m dating a Muslim asian girl. Shit is SO cash

>>6250153
Op, show us your pic.

>>6252337
where's the coin for this

>>6252519
There's 7 billion people in the world, you will be rich through crypto, you have your selection.

The moment you get a girl that likes the same shit you do and you break up with her, the moment that shit becomes tainted because you will be reminded of her and shit.

Find someone that wants different things, if you want companionship get a dog, a dog is easier, if you need to fuck go get a hooker with your crypto.

When you are married you will want her to "fuck off" and go do her own thing instead of being annoying.

I'm guessing you're around 22, once you get older you will understand sex isn't worth it, and woman are there as a fucktoy, and you just want to play some videogames without her nagging and being all up in your shit, because being stuck with someone for years you always lose that spark or get use to each other.

>>6251576
There's only 3 things to getting grills
>Having money
>Being fit/ looking good (stop wearing fucking cargo shorts)
>Being confident (Stop watching anime)

They literally don't give a shit about anything else.

The most important lesson you'll learn in life after doing that getting a gf is how fucking terrible it is. It's like having a child nagging you every 5 minutes about bullshit.

Would you rather spend Sunday morning sleeping in playing vidya or be nagged by someone to go to an "instagramy" brunch where you spend $50 for scrambled eggs.

>>6250745
Wait I have seen this before. Didn't you post on r9k?

>>6250745
see you in cost 1 tomorrow OP

>/biz/ is the new /b/

>>6249250
just vroom vroom the lambo kek

>>6250745
lmfao wait his face isn't even that good, is the only requirement for slaying roasties, having huge arms?

>>6253985
no, she loves nature means she's willing to have sex outdoors, which means you can bang her even if you're living with your parents an they suffer from autismo and never leave home

>>6250745
You sad, sad man haha

>>6254266
>lmfao wait his face isn't even that good
that's easily an 8.5/10 face if not higher

>>6254266
its all in the jawline
it's an indicator of high testosterone
dudes got a massive jaw, that's what women are looking for

>>6254347
His jaw is good, but you dont think that his head in general looks weird? with that haircut too, it's dragging him down. something wrong with his eyes and eyebrows too.

>>6254405
i guess you're right, i would say his jaw and lips are the only good things on his head, and apparently that's all that matters

>>6253465

just had a quick read into the book, it's full of errors and weakness. Sure it has some insight but as usual, riddled with errors if you dont follow the guiding light of the bible.
For example he entertains the notion of polygamy and worse than that, (polygamy is just pointless, obviously), he says this usual things that poser alphas think they understand: "oh we should covertly make women understand that we have options".
Look retard, women know that you have options and so do you IF YOU HAVE THEM.
A real alpha does not hide the fact that he has options, it would be ridiculous to spend your time hiding that when it is obvious anyway. It should be obvious.
This author is essentially telling me to start mindgames with women, which is utterly pathetic. I'm not wasting energy on that crap, I will TELL my woman what I want exactly when I want it and if she doesnt agree then she can see me exercise my options.
Instead of understanding the true problem in our society (which is that men are being taught not to work hard and gain real value and real options), he is telling men to act like you have options.
Uh no, that is pathetic. You are literally putting makeup on and becoming just as fake as a generic whore.

>>6253465
I for one, cant wait until they start selling clones of pornstars that you can buy as wives

>>6253230
Loneliness gets easier as time goes on, I know what it's like, I'm your typical autist that grew up thinking woman wanted to be treated like princesses and guys were supposed to be prince charming.

But when you're ugly and nerdy and get bullied a fucktun (Physical and sexually abused, spat on and shit) and can't score woman for shit, you get the shit end of life, you get super depressed and lonely.

But, as time goes on the loneliness sorta, gets stale and you don't know that anymore, I haven't been lonely for YEARS, probably depressed but, you make do with what you got, like everyone.

The last time I remember being lonely is like, 16 or something, which was almost half a life time ago for me, this is about the time I was chatting to girls online and had some 'online' relationships, after a few you sorta stop valuing them so highly and focus on yourself.

When I was 20 I think it was, I was dating this girl that wanted to fuck like twice a day or more, and I wasn't all into that shit because she was my first girlfriend but years of porn warped my decision and she had these huge titties right? they had veins which were a turn off for me, I actually figured out I didn't like her, she was actually a bitch, I think she fucked guys behind my back because I was a doormat then, I don't know I don't care, I hardly remember any details about it anyway.

I guess my point is that, when you get confidence and have a few relationships you will be fine.

Oh and now I'm a complete cunt, I enjoy who I am, I enjoy being a cunt, not a cunt as in randomly abusing people, I just tell it how it is regardless of the situation and live life like I got nothing to lose, which is great.

>>6248124
>>6248168
>he is dumb enough to lose money on crypto in the biggest bull market ever
>he is autistic enough to tell girls about this

FUCKING CHAD FUCK YOU GET OUT REEEEEEEE

>>6249858
Probably reference the open bobs and vagene meme

>>6252111
my huge jew nose will be gone soon
feels good

>>6254020
Well she's pretty understanding, I come from a christian family background, my dad absolutely hates the koran because of all the shit, but she's like a non burka wearing muslim girl, she's also a virgin at 26, never drunk or smoke, and super attractive, she even likes me.

I know it would either piss my dad off or he'd try and convert her, she's really receptive to me challenging her on the koran too.

>>6255041
women don't care about noses
they care about indicators of optimal masculine hormonal levels
big jaw, small squinting eyes, thin lips. nose i don't think matters

All you motherfuckers need to watch Zan Perrion’s tank on YouTube. You don’t get women by playing mind games and shit. They see right through it and if they don’t you feeel like trash.

WATCH ZAN!

>>6255143
whelp, looks like im fucked then.
big jaw but i think it's mis-shapen
lips are medium and i would describe my eyes as squinted
Girls say im attractive, and respond to me well. but my dating history would say otherwise
Rip my dreams of chad-dom