/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>6050975
What shitcoins did you invest in and what made you buy them?

lmao you little smug fool
do you know that you cant buy shit with your fantasy money?
do you know that your monopoly internet money is a big waste of resources?
do you know that you cant even cash out your fantasy coins?
lmao all these delusional people who think they can cash out easily and even outwit the tax institutions

Nice just bought 100k

>>6050975
I know eh? It's so fucking ez
>decided to buy cryptos on a whim 2 weeks ago
>split $100 into every shitcoin that was shilled here
>check my portfolio this morning
>$500k
This should be illegal

>>6051130
Lol he could pay full taxes on his earnings and still be 100% better off than he ever could have hoped before hand

>>6051200
lmfao

>be me
>medically classified as retarded
>never went to school never had friends never got a job
>lift my couch cushions and find $1.00 in quarters
>throw it at a few shitcoins
>now im a millionaire

wow cant believe life is so easy now thanks /biz/

>put 3 cents into crypto 10 minutes ago
>now have $60b
lock me up

>>6051279
but it wont happen because his profits arent realized and crypto will tank when the least amount of people expect it

>>6051141
What are you talking about? Maybe normies cant, but it's not that hard to convert back to fiat

>>6050975
That's some truly Chad tier trading mate congrats

>>6050975
>be me
>decide to throw in 10$
>day later check my porfolio
>10,000,000$

>>6050975
sad liar

>>6051374
what coins?

>>6050975
> be dog
> woof
> put money in bazingacoin.
> millionaire dog wow

>find 5$ on the floor
>put money in cringiest shitcoins
>now i have 200k

>>6051200
I started 2 days ago with literally only 50 $ and am currently at 800k.

too eazy gg wp

>have experience being a chad stock trader
>set up sophisticated risk management models and run charts with my tried and true indicators (ichimoku clouds, channels)
>hedge my bets with swaps on bitmex
>only have 100% profit after two weeks

it's... it's the fiat exchanges they locked up my capital

>>6051130
You can cash out easily. You're just a retard who can't figure it out.

>>6051556
Lol cuck I'm up 1000% in two weeks. Srs.

>>6051374
>>6051353
>>6051200
>>6050975
holy........what coins????? what coins are next?????

>>6050975
High school drop out? You're insanely demotivated or just plain dumb

>>6051737

got into bitcoin at a beautiful entry point
only spent 100 million sats for one

living the dream boys

>>6051410
>>6051737
confido

>Find some lint in my pockets, decide to throw it at my smartphone
>WTF I'm not a multi billionaire on coinbase now!

>>6051619
Cashing out an amount in the millions is a fucking pain in the ass, none of the exchanges want to let you withdraw more than around $10k/day.

>>6051807
Kek

evil banker jew here with a schnoz down to me knees... put a billion in... now owe the synagogue 4 billion.....

you fucks better give me your satoshi for my xrp.

I put $8 into the top 350 right before typing this, let me check to see if-
HOLY SHIT it’s up to 47M! Thanks biz your my only friend.

>>6052171
Then withdraw $10k a day... What the fuck are you gonna be spending more than $10k on in a single day? Just like the crypto game itself, you should have patience when cashing out as well.

>>6052171
Is $10,000/day not enough money for you?

>>6052171
Its fine to withdraw 10k a fucking day... lol
if youre lucky and you provided as much info, 25k /day. If you made 3.65 mil from crypto (assuming you MADE it) you're going to withdraw all of it by the end of the year, and if they raise even higher now you got an even bigger time to wait to withdraw them

>be me
>find a penny in my ass crack, must have dropped it at McDonald's
>insert it into my CD tray
>now 1.3 seconds later, I'm a zillionaire
see ya idiots

>>6052171
CoinLoan solves this, still in ICO.

>>6052958

>>6052647
>>6052769
>>6052829
10k a day is a lot of money, but he's right. Market needs more instruments to fiat. At least until laggards have adopted.

>>6052958

did you invest it in a ICO or what?

>>6051130
>tips fedora virginly

>>6052958
what coin? I smell larp

I don't get the "cant cash out" meme.

I've sold btc on Bitstamp and sent USD to my bank account and got it. That's all.

What are you talking about?

>>6053625
You can cash out, but you can never really "cash out".

>>6053625
>go to a local exchange
>they send you ((currency)) straight to bank account
>you send them coins after

wow so fucking hard, /biz/ is just a bunch of autists who like watching numbers and can't even wire money.

>>6053625
You will always stay greedy enough to have a high % of your net worth in alts.
When the crash comes and it will come, you wont be able to cash out.

Abybody gambling alts right now is retarded by the way. The Bearmarket already started, bulltrap on BTC just keeps fopoling /biz/. In 2 weeks or so the panic will set in and 98% of /biz/ will get rekt

>tfw wake up from nap
>still raking it in

eze money eze life

>>6052171
Create a C-Corp. and register with Kraken. They'll let you cash out a max of 10mil a year if you're approved. For me it wasn't enough, but it let me get my meme money out before everything starts slowing down.
>>6052647
>>6052769
>>6052829
t. went from $10 to $12