/biz/ - Business & Finance

Will she give me work sexo?

>>59460253
>work wife
That's such a stupid thing.

>>59460253
work on my cock wife

>>59460253
ear piercings are such a turn off

>>59460276
autism

>>59460253
I did until she work divorced me. We took it to HR and because she made more than me, I’m entitled to half of her TPS reports. We get joint custody over our stapler, with me getting it every MWF, and her getting it every TTh, switching on alternate weeks. It’s tough out there, but I was tired of staying together just for management. I’ve got a life to live, ya know?

I used to until I got a new job. She really wanted to have a kid with me though. Kinda glad I left when I did. I prolly woulda put one in her had I kept her around much longer.

>>59460276

Why?

>>59460328

Why didn’t you wanna have a kid with her?

>>59460282
why is that autism kek

>>59460390

Coz earrings are completely normal for women and always have been. Why would it be a turn off?

>become heavily involved emotionally with another woman
>may or may not have sex (requires a lot of coaxing sometimes)
>bound by proximity then retroactively become attracted to someone whom otherwise you wouldn’t have spent a minute with
>risk both of your personal and professional lives
>messy situation with producing office babies

What a stupid fucking idea.

Just let one off deep inside the cleaning lady before you leave the office. It’s way more efficient and less talk (language barrier).

>>59460408
idk look at that pic, just looks tacky some random bit of metal in your ear

pretty girls dont need attention drawn away from their face, hence turn off seeing it

>>59460366
She had 3 other baby daddies. She was hot as fuck, and honestly I thought her kids were nice, but I didn't wanna be another child support check.

>>59460253
No. I work with a bunch of cambodians.
I don't like jungle asians.

>>59460253
ok what are these threads actually about?
its always the same character...
did you discovered how to generate AI slop and decided to spam /biz/ with your waifu or are these threads shilling some kind of memecoin?

>>59460467

It’s wifejak

>>59460276
I like enormous slutty hoop earrings.

>>59460499
Whatever happened to nujack

>>59460467
Just a psyop. Theres 4 main types of psyops. Primers, Promotions, Hijacks and Normalizers.
Of what a specific psyop is impossible to say untill the cards are shown.
Looking at the nature of this spam this one is probably a primer. Its kind of like a false flag but in anticipation of it. We can only know the real nature of it in time.

>>59460517

Who?

>>59460360
Cause he is gay

>>59460679
Some retard drew this lil guy and everyone hated it which of course in turn made everyone repost it a lot for (You)s and we had a fun time with it for awhile

>>59460253
How do I signal that I'd be okay with an affair? I told my work wife that I was thinking of getting dancing lessons for Christmas. She said "I wish someone would take me dancing". I joke I'd take her but "I don't think my gf would appreciate it haha". She laughed but I got cold feet and changed the subject. Sad stuff boys. She talks about her dog a lot. I think I start asking when I'll see her dog if I see some more openings

>>59460775

Why don’t you just break up with your gf then tell your work wife that you’ve recently become single?

holy cringe

>>59460253
yes. i am similar to the husband of a woman at my workplace and she likes me a lot because of it.

>>59460253
I had 3 then they all got other jobs

>>59460781
Seems bold and I'm not sure she's an upgrade over my gfin anything besides looks

>>59460951

So she’s like a better looking version of your gf? Wouldn’t that be an upgrade?

>>59460447
it's her ear lilbro not a face tattoo

>>59460253
I have a work Harem it's honestly like having a second job having to talk with all these girls. Women in HR are beginning to notice, the Friday Bagels are no longer working as a distraction. So I'm looking at switching to our competition, or moving all together.

>>59461027

Elaborate on the situation?

I've had a few. Two of which I know actually had a crush on me, and two who were more a work wife in the traditional sense of "I spend a lot of time with you and have an unspoken closeness with you".

Don't think I would have dated any of them. Almost dated one of the ones that had a crush on me but she was very emotionally immature. Kept playing games. Pretty face, but as it turns out, ugly heart.

>>59460988
My gf is a lot more interesting and fun to be around. Better investment long term she also makes $110k. Work gf makes 150k like me but think she's gonna leave within a year or so. I'd get bored of her after a couple months of banging her, she kinda basic. She's a hiking girl vibe though which I'm a sucker for

>>59461076

Why don’t you marry your gf then? Are you gonna have kids?

>>59461119
Yeah I'll probably have around 3. I'm 28 and she's 27. I'll marry her after I buy my house. I got a quarter mil so maybe another year or two

>>59461058
Idk how to really. I'm a single dude, 30, and was fat in school, I lost weight and got ripped in the gym, and got my masters degree and switched careers. I do economic analysis for a marketing firm that is probably 60-65% women. All the girls on the marketing team are between 22-30 and started coming to me with questions, then stayed a bit longer to talk about life, and now I answer the question in two minutes but each of them can stay and chat with me for 15-20 minutes about non-work related shit. Movies, concerts, new dresses, a car that they want to buy, trips that they want to go on, fashion, make-up trends, just a bunch of girl shit, all asking me questions in the meantime. Then the touching started. Pushing my hair back, touching/scratching my back as we look at a report together. Lunches started getting a little feisty because I thought these girls are competing for me, so I started going out of the office a lot recently. Then girls would "run into me" outside of the office during lunch, the gym I go to, grocery store. The odds of this happening naturally were too low. Then the sexual stuff started. I got sucked off in a Boss changing room when I went to get a new tie by one of these girls. "Heyyyy Anon, funny seeing you here!" *grabs my current tie* and pulled me into the room. Super hot, I couldn't say no. That probably stirred up the hornets nest, because some of these girls now ignore me or send proxies to ask questions. Then there are the others that are still competing from what it seems. So I've been bringing donuts or bagels every Friday to the ladies in HR to buy me some time. But the office dynamics have changed and I know they're all talking about me. It's only a matter of time. But if I start dating this one girl, then I'll have 65% of the office against me and she'll have 95% against her. Therefore it might be easier just to switch jobs, and continue to date her.

nah I’ve really let myself go the last couple months and I sit in an open office half-surrounded by people that hate me. the women and gay faggots gaslight me and try to bother me daily. (tech engineers). but they are doing it because they figured out that I’m just dragging out my employment and collecting equity with minimal effort and they want to kill me for it. works out for me because soon enough I’ll be making money sitting on my ass off the backs of their long labor hours

>>59460253
I don't work in jobs with women they belong at home like my wife.

>>59461211
youre 30. enjoy the last days of your true twilight. once u hit like 33-34 things definitely change, no matter how much ppl like to say men age like wine blah blah its bullshit.

>>59460441
>office babies
This is why you get the office milf who is about to retire anyway.

>>59461291
Yeah I heard that shit when I was 24, that 26 it will be over, at 26 I heard 28-29, at 30 I hear the same shit, I'm sure when I'm 35 I'll hear it's over when you're 40, and at 45 I'll hear 50. It's like the two more weeks meme, but aging. Nothing ever happens.

>>59460276
good luck sperg, literally every woman has them.

>>59460715
I'm imagining you stuttering through that sentence at your company's Holiday Party as everyone backs away awkwardly. I prescribe you turn off your device and go touch some grass, buddy.

>>59460679
I thought this was Disney Ariel
anyways happy for you and your waifu hope you two have a great life together

>>59460253
there was some fat hog I used to work with who kept calling herself my work wife, but no, I don't