/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>59336527
wake me up when we break 22

>>59336527
lunc bros, are we gearing for a huge pump?

>>59336527
The beginning of the peg.
The peggining.
We're getting pegged.

>>59336527
Once a scam always a scam

>>59336729
cope

>>59336527
I never sold bros. Been collecting staking rewards for years now. Lots of good signs for the chain at the perfect time to start the bullrun.

we need to start with daily generals, any sustainable bakers?

>>59336527
My lunch money awakens

>>59336786
Until you all realize lunc is trash again

>>59336802
who fucking cares, look at doge

>>59336527
aww yiss lunchads lets go! please say we can revive the TLCG threads.

>>59336761
Based. I sold a few mil but have been holding the rest of my 21mil stack all this time. I believe in CZ and DKs arse trezor. remember to retain your semen in preparation for the long awaited god candle.

>>59336717
>We're getting pegged.
It's fucking on now chaps!
Digits confirm.

Expect great things this month. I'm not actively shilling until 0.0002.

>>59336729
scams pump the hardest
>verif. not required.

We're only 5% below a year ago.

relax

we're not yet on the voting on USTC re-peg, so don't get your hopes up

>>59336944
I wish I had the courage to ask my gf to do that. But I'm afraid she might not respect me if we do it :(

>>59337623
I've had it done twice, albeit I met the women off FetLife.
Try joking about it first with your girlfriend, and if she doesn't seemed grossed out, then get more serious about asking.

>>59336761
Never sold? I was still dca-ing 3 weeks ago and doubled my bags

>>59337662
>FetLife.

>we need to start posting generals
All the lunc threads archive nearly as fast as the old tuna 2.0 threads. Unless there's some tranny rebels type group that pops up again with promises of reviving lunc, there's nothing to talk about. I don't even know where to go to find new about this shit. Not even the mainstream fudders come here anymore

>>59337694
You'll never get laid with that attitude, boy.

Holy shit is the most fucked up chart in crypto history ever?

>>59337730
Yes, it will also be the greatest come back in crypto history ever.

>>59337662
>>59337694
I have no idea what fetlife is. I'm European

>>59336527
I have some dust left in my wallet.
Repeg so I can be in 6 figure hell kek

>>59338030
Ditto.
t. 5 million bagholder.

>>59337676
Well I already have been sitting on 50M staked so I decided my bags were already packed as much as I cared to pack them. Been getting staking rewards for the past couple years, actually brought my staking stack from 45M to 50M from staking rewards alone. Now I have about another 5M in rewards just sitting in my station wallet ready to sell on a moment's notice for the great baboona. It will only grow more.

>>59338084
I'm just waiting for the call, brother.

A repeg won't do anything btw lol

>>59338967
Re-peg this!!!

It keeps going up. Why?

>>59339229
>It keeps going up. Why?
Amm... Anon...

>>59336527
Meaningless price action. It did this last December and then crashed down again. Only shit that matters at this point is USTC repeg vote and that doesn't seem to have any fixed date.

>>59336729
As always

>>59339229
>It keeps going up.
Just like my cock!

>>59339300
they did post a timeline somewhere

all of this happening started after TFL and LFG exits the crypto stage and closes operation, then the white paper for the re-peg is published and we're waiting for the vote from validators, and if its a YES, 5 days after that the repeg happens

does anybody actually read the white paper proposal on the USTC re-peg?

Bump for Lunachads!

>>59339359
Share the link for the white papper. I still have like 11m, but I can't be bothered doing any research after 2 years of straight up grifters and jeets trying to take advantage of the LUNC. LUNC had like 20 dev teams and they did jack shit.

What's the timeline on possibly implementing the USTC re-peg?
I've read a lot of articles on the fact they're considering it, but are their firm dates on votes and implementation?
My understanding is there's going to be a hang-up trying to get CEXs onboard

>>59336527
LUNC to $1

>>59340623
...market cap

>>59336527
This is a rug pull project eh, go for any solid project galaxis is much better than this scam project ngl

>>59340662
>what is burning

>>59340572
https://coinmarketcap.com/community/articles/6732cf1852bc55122886d769/

I got it from here, the actual link is on X, but the summary explains it, the interesting part of it is the USTY token that will be used to swap USTC causing the minted supply of USTC to reset completely to 0 for the reason to control its inflation as the repeg happens, if you're knowledgeable on how the TERRA system works, you know what happens next

>>59336527
Behold I present before you the King of Schizo hopium on twatter. We’re all already rich and don’t know it.

>>59341357
>.01
I need this to hit .05 minimum.

I bought, and have been holding, 10m since day 1 but there is no fucking way this thing is hitting .01. The sell pressure would be insane before ever reaching that

>>59341357
he's a retard who doesn't even know how a blockchain works and has revised his """predictions""" like ten times now. he thinks there's a binance wallet out there somewhere that's not visible on the blockchain because it's a "cold" wallet and sqe is the hot wallet, which is why you can see it. if you're relying on him for any info you're ngmi.

>>59336944
fuck yes!!
I want to get pegged so fucking hard LUNCisters

a few more pump thrusts and the faggot fudders will be back again

Kek baggies

I’M SOOO FUCKING EUPHORIC

I own 7,8M LUNC, that im in for, chads?

WE POOMPA!

>>59342719
FUCK YOU KEK

>>59342815
At .01, that’s $70k. How does that sound?

>>59342943
>How does that sound?
Underwhelming

>>59336944
Confirmed, Interlinked

>>59343240
Don’t forget that it’s less than that after giving the jew his cut

Someone post tinfoil hat lunatics! Tinfoil schizos. Fucking post them. Wtf. Every day I’m checking the memes, bad memes. I can’t take this anymore. I need the meme quality to go up. Can Vincent’s do something?
Also.
>Lunc will burn 90% Of token we will go straight to $100.
Now post tinfoil fucking schizo lunatics you fuckin Vincents. Please. Thank you faggots.

>>59341831
He's been wrong about dates but is correct about 95% of everything else. You will see. He knows the right people.
t. another knower

>south korea goes retard
>remember only crypto south koreans know is lunc
>buy lunc
>everything dumps, but lunc pumps

>>59343254
It's happening.

>>59343514
>>59343612
>>59343742
>can ai anything
>No tinfoil lunatic memes
Great, now cz selling it all in one clip. At least I tried.

It’s going up again. We might pass .0002 by eow

>>59344510
The OGs are sleeping. Pump it to a.00069
>no “we rise”
>no vacaroo chad
>no tinfoil hat schizo memes
>no classic memes with cz on dolphin or helping lil lunc ride a bike
>no bread and butter lunc logo memes
>no Vincent or spunt memes
You guys don’t understand crypto. It’s like you don’t even want to make it.

Kek baggies

hold your fucking horses for fucks sake, release in 11 days

>>59344577
Say baggie again! Say baggie again, I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker, say baggie one more Goddamn time!

>>59344636
Kek baggie

WAGMI

>>59344643
>ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
The path of the righteous baggie is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil fudder. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the baggie through the valley of the bear darkness, for he is truly his baggies keeper and the finder of lost stinkie linkies. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious lunc burn those who attempt to poison and fud My baggies. And you will know I am CZ when I lay My vengeance burn upon lunc.

>>59344719
K
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luncsisters we got too cocky, again... back to eternal turmoil in the shadow realm we go

What is Proposal 12148 and why is everyone voting yes? Forgive me, for I am retarded and not caught up with the news. Is it just some sort of system maintenance?

>>59344997
>What is Proposal 12148?
What does it say it is? What’s even the site to see the proposals? I forgot about most of that shit

>>59336527
you retards are still doing this?
Lunc has been dead for years man

>>59345299
>lunc is dead
Long live Lunc

>>59344577
>>59339300
>>59336944
>>59336855
chekken these digits. im starting to feel it again bros...

>>59345299
>dead
Up 2x from a month ago and still doing millions in daily volume. It’s more alive the. Most of the shit spammed here everyday

Rolling for the great LUNC pegging!
Let's go balls-deep in this shit and thrust hard!

>>59336527
wat happen?

>>59346735
line went up a little smidge

>>59346783
Just the tip.

>>59346783
I know it went to 16, did it go further?

10M niggahead is here

>new butt peg meme
>no og memes
>can’t even get one tinfoil lunatic
:bizpepe: Everyone really did get shook the fuck out. Everyone I’ve asked, 20+ og make is stake holders, barely have a sui stack, if that. Now it’s time lunchads, we rise.

>>59346808
nah but she's been slowly trending up off the bticoin pump so its nice to see green in that port of my poorfolio

>>59346880
i'm not an og but i'm still holding these luncies from 2022. i stopped keeping up with lunc due to all the gay validator drama. i'm hoping there is a "we are so back" in my infinite pit of "its over"

What exchange is everyone using these days?

>>59347147
I use Uphold

>>59347147
binance

>>59336527
I bought this coin and forgot what exchange it was even on

>>59347147
binance

>>59347147
Kraken. I’m an americunt

>>59347147
I bought mine on Gemini in 2022 and got WLUNA, then unwrapped in something like Metamask.
Now I keep my 5 million LUNC staked in Atomic Wallet.

>>59347777
"The convicted felon will save us!"
Hahahahahahaha

>>59347777
Ohhhhh, killer quads for the based lunc chad. based og meme. Now we’re talking. Wagmi.

>>59347879
this but unironically

>>59347777
Checked, lucky bastard.

>>59347777
holy quads, wtf, this is insanity.

>>59347777

>>59347777
Checked.

>>59347879
Yes.

When jannies ultimately nuke this thread, one of you guys please make a LUNC Megathread: The Great Pegging Edition.

>>59347777
Checked the gets power is still strong in LUNC

>>59347777
Fucking checked

>>59348336
Fuck yeah! Based af sigma. One of the best works of art of our time. Fr fr no cap. Kino

Bump for Lunachads!

This coin will never go anywhere

>>59349155
Wrong. It can go to zero.

*quietly moons in the back*
kek, fuddies

>>59339647
Lost 20k on LUNA, fuck

>>59336527
I better stake EOS for a sweet 20% APY reward than fall for this deadcoin.

Saturday is going to be a big day.

>>59336527
How is this even still a thing after what happened. Why would anyone buy this piece of shit?

>>59337623
She won't, but since you're into this kind of thing, you're most definitely already the type of man who never had his woman's respect to begin with, so fuck it. Do it fag.

>>59350533
>Why would anyone buy this piece of shit?
You wouldn't get it, Anon... We are romantics that bought this based on the glory that a potential rebirth of this coin that everyone deemed dead would give us.

>>59350591
I get it, but it's so retarded to put your faith in this specifically when you could be seeking that same glory on something that will actually deliver, like ICP and the moonman prophecies.

>>59350627
this is crypto, you know clearly the kind of people who invest in it, they have nothing left to loose and will just believe in anything to get out of despair, its an cruel reality we live in so either bet on fantasy coins they find value than be stuck in wagie hell to serve for eternity

>>59350689
Sure, but it doesn't change the fact that betting on this particular scenario makes you a retard. There a bunch of other glory/faith vindication scenarios that are waaaaaay more plausible than this one. Jesus.

>>59350627
>>59350689

Tf is this bagless cope? My 11.6m LUNC stack cost me less than $200 net through staking rewards over 2 years, and selling 3m when it hit .00028 last time (all earned back plus 1.6m in staking rewards).

Why would anyone not hold this literal free money and moonshot?

We are soo back

Kek baggies

>>59350533
Bro. You dont see the full picture. Imagine the coin that completely crashed and has an extraordinary story behind it makes a comeback, and you’re part of it. your perseverance and patience are rewarded. What kind of feeling will that be? Sure, you could just cash out at x100 doggomemecoin, but here, a big comeback is building up, and the reward will taste even sweeter.

Don’t get me wrong. I bought 50$ of lunc s few weeks ago but atom is up more than lunc right now isn’t it? That means it’s down / not even worth celebrating

>>59351610
Kek baggie cope

>>59351632

>>59351640

>>59349155
Not with that attitude!

>>59349155
Not with that attitude, boy!

>>59351145
You've been filtered and will be contemplating suicide in 2025. ;)

>>59351610
Fuck off, as I said, there a bunch of other faith/vindication narratives going on that are way more plausible than this bullshit, and way more glorious (ICP, moonman prophecy). This LUNC shit is weak af.
>>59352082
Wrong

>>59352105
Screencap this, retard. I surely will. Enjoy your low-temperature piss.

>>59352105
>ICP
fucking kek

>>59352118
No matter. You'll be buying my bags of piss soon enough. Enjoy your LUNC hopium while it last sucka.

>>59352114
;)

>>59352136
the difference between us is that LUNC isnt even 1% of my portfolio
you literally bought a coin called 'Internet Computer' that VCs dumped immediately upon release

>>59352183
Excellent! I will donate luxury rope to your telegram group.

>>59351841
I watched a porn video of a hoe that looks exactly like her, i coomed so much.

>>59352609
You should give up porn. It’s haram and its also supporting the jewish agenda

>>59352628
I found it.
>You should give up porn. It’s haram and its also supporting the jewish agenda
I know, but my brain is already rewired, i hate myself, i stopped smoking, but i cant fucking stop watching porn.

OG Luna fag here who was in coma for 2 years

What happened to all the TR kikes like Akujiro, Alex and other fudders like fatman? are they gone for good?

>>59352190
Yeah, Internet Computer. It's a great name, I don't get niggas like you calling out the name as if it were an actual diss. It's an Internet Computer. Yes.
> that VCs dumped immediately upon release
yawn, you don't know shit about, and you definitely weren't here during the legendary moonman threads in '21 where all of the fud was addressed and debunked countless times. If you weren't a massive fag you'd sweep through the archives and go to school on this shit before it's too late. I'm not gonna spoonfeed your dumb ass. You've had years.
>
LUNC isnt even 1% of my portfolio
You're so fkn weak. Commit to something and live to bask in the glory. I'm a piss maxxxi, and I'll ride this fucker closer to pisshalla with every paycheck until I'm out at $1488. Man the fuck up, and own your bets you pathetic faggot.

>>59351706
Lunc will burn 90% Of token we will go straight to $100
>>59352698
Lunc will burn 90% Of token we will go straight to $100

>>59352762
Yeah in 100 years.

>>59352762
IF that happened, whoever owns this shit owuld front-run all of you and rip a massive red candle through all of your dumb asses

>>59352660
>I know, but my brain is already rewired, i hate myself
I went through this before. Former addict and always put myself down. It took a long time for me to finally control my urges but unfortunately you can never get the images out of your head. You can’t let it control you. The longer you go without it the easier it gets to resist it.

>>59352669
>What happened to all the TR kikes like Akujiro, Alex and other fudders like fatman?
kek haven’t seen those names in a while. I doubt they’re gone. They had big bags of ustc from what I remember. I’d be surprised if they dumped it

>>59352815
Nope. Buy the Blood Moon, March 14, 2025. I possess multidimensional knowledge. Also manifesting in 5D. Simple as.
>>59352907
But no one holds it anymore. It’s really just me. But everyone will want to own it an offset whatever sell bagglets have left. This is the missing piece to the crypto puzzle, true decentralized table, a top 3 coin, along with btc and doge.

>>59352660
There's a mainstream porn actress whose face looks identical to Greta: Elena Koshka. I can't find any vids of her with her hair in braids or pigtails, though.

have someone the old text for the luna classic generald threads?

>>59352609
Beautify your soul. Money can buy everything. And if you hold lunc, you are going. To become the 1%.
>>59353803
It’s in the old frens discord. Remember when tlcg had our dreams of building zoos, community center, and schools with our unfathomable riches? Well, time to dust off those dreams lunchads.

What is it with this fucking coin? The whole community even in other groups like telegram or discord fud their own bags. Can someone explain to me what would compel someone to shit on their own investment to others that also made the same play? Genuine question.

will the classic bridge ever come back online I still have all wrapped lunc

>>59353803
heres one of the old ones. hopefully our swing trader fag has held all this time seeing as 0.0004 will be a mere blip on the radar considering where we're heading. shit crop I know.

>>59354063
They know they've wasted their money like mental retards

>>59354063
Most really sold and don’t think it will be successful. Some just do it for the keks. The others are paid by Citidel/Ark to FUD Lunc to get better entry on ustc and fix that at Lunc’s expense. A few just want to burn and fix it faster and know the lower price/holders the better. And two, CZ and DK(10,000BTC), know that their burns and buys then burns will be much more effective this way. Me? I never lie. Never FUD. And I am never wrong.

>>59354063
I used to fud my bags all the time. There’s no explanation besides mental illness

>>59352698
dude, you're actually a deluded fag kek the irony of you coming into a LUNC thread to poopoo it whilst holding 'Internet Computer' is gold
>Man the fuck up, and own your bets you pathetic faggot.
just cause Im not as retarded as you by dumping my networth into a conspiracy coin doesn't make me wishy washy you actual manchild

i need hopium!!!

>>59354197
>I still have all wrapped lunc
If I remember correctly they brought the bridge back online so people with WLUNA could reclaim their stack before they shut it down for good as a result of the TFL bankruptcy proceedings. They were supposed to shut it down at the end of October but I don't think they ever did. That's why I still have 1M WLUNA I'm sitting on. For the past 3 years they've been saying it'll all disappear in two more weeks and nothing has ever happened so that gets my schizo senses tingling. Worst case I contribute to the burn and lose 1M.

bump

>>59355600
bump! lol!

>>59355312
You didn’t say “now please!!!!!”

>>59357150
sorry haha i'm pretty rusty!

>>59355600
bump check
$.08 per lunc July 2025
my Fatman stack gonna be comfy
God loves you and we all know WAGMI.

>>59336527
Where do i buy this jewish scam at ?

>>59358476
Kraken.

>>59358844
Thanks Mein Nigga

>>59358844
I have my lunch on binance, am I fucked? I know shit about crypto

>>59336527
Can you imagine this fucker goes back to ath?

holding lunc is so pathetic

>>59355181
>just cause Im not as retarded as you by dumping my networth (into a single asset)
That's why you won't make it
>conspiracy coin
Calling icypee a conspiracy coin just shows you don't know shit, how long have you been on /biz/?

>>59362618
You are actually fucking retarded. Just because you've read shizo breadcrumbs by some wannabe nazi larper doesn't mean you "know shit". Youre literally just low IQ

>>59362626
That, a sovl (to identify this one larp as THE larp), and patience to sell at the right moment is unironically enough to make it. If anyone's a midwit is your for trying to make sense of the chaos beyond the breadcrumbs.

Dont worry guys, they are fixing it!

>>59362897
>2022
KEK baggies

>>59362936
The fun thing is I bought like 10million luna for $10 during the crash

So even if it would go to 10 cents, I would be a millionaire for only spending 10 bucks

At this point threads like these are just satire, nobody is this stupid

>>59362950
>nobody is this stupid
You forget where you are.

>>59362618
You havent made it and you cast judgement as if you have. If you have made it, then this is an embarassing way to spend your time; you come into a LUNC thread defending and shilling your bag. Nobody here gives a fuck about your gay scamcoin. You have an embarassingly low amount of self-awareness.

>>59363117
I am shitposting on an anonymous forum my nigga, there's no need to be self-aware, self-conscious, embarrassed, or even care if you dislike me on this one thread, tomorrow you'll be licking my nuts on another one when I say some shit you do agree with.
LUNC's still a retard play.

>>59363263
Based. They're just coping they still have money in a dead chain.

>>59363263
Merry Christmas nigger. Go outside

>>59363318
>What is dead will never die.
But the chain didn’t stop, unlike solana. It’s also decentralized, or getting there. Also, stable coin for every currency. So much much better than sol. Be real how many lunies you holding? Cause you almost have more post than me itt. Doubt you have more of that sweet lady lunc love though.

>>59363992
he hold 1M :3