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Fuck off

>Having shitcoins in 2018

>>5929600
Does your dad work at nintendo?

>>5929601
I will fuck off. With my actual cash. This isnt a joke. Someone close to me works for the federal reserve. What they are planning is full lockdown of blockchaining for 72 hrs and seizing all assets.

>>5929604
yeah right...

>>5929604
>Lockdown block chain

>>5929605
You dont have to believe me but come Monday you will.

can i be in the screenshot

>>5929606
Lockdown shitdown whatever the fuck you want to call it. They are going to try to take control of it and destroy it.

>>5929607
Do you have anything to support yourself other than your low-quality writing and threats of an unenforceable apocalypse?

>>5929610
I only know this from what my spouse told me. She works for Fed reserve

>>5929611
Lil bit of advice: lurk moar, you'll be able to construct your fake narratives better

>>5929611
>spouse
>she
>/g/

haha yeah right

For awhile they have looked at it as a threat and now they will say it is. To them it is threatening the actuall dollar and they see it as a huge scam to make money from nothing.

>>5929609
Hahahahahaha.
Good fucking luck.

>>5929611
lol nice joke, go back to readit

>they will seize le blockchain!

>>5929616
Ive never been to reddit. I barely come here. If you have any crypto currency right now you will be poor Monday.

>>5929604
Lockdown blockchain LMAO shit tier bait bye cunt

>>5929604
>federal reserve
not the SEC or FINRA or any other organization that actually has something to do with financial regulation? try again poorfag

you guys are right, I'm just joking sorry to bother yall.

>>5929619
Is it really that fucking hard for you to believe. Its a public program,manifest,ledger,or whatever you call it. You think they dont already have access to it. Wake the fuck up and save yourself from being on the fucking streets after Monday

>>5929618

Go tell an actual news organization or fuck off mate

I hear Reuters has a pretty good anonymous tip line, that is, assuming you can figure out how to use it

>"How the hell do I click on this link? What kind of domain is .onion???"

>>5929604
Holy shit, you're fucking dense

>>5929600
>please sell btc so my alts will go up
>please sell btc so I can sell my alts into cheap btc

Threads like these happen daily on /biz/ so why did (you) stray away onto /g/?

I just don't understand why you think these little stories will affect the actual price of btc. Look at the volume it's trading at.

Get back to your discord fag.

If you in Ripple meme boat, this can happen. for bitcoin just nope

>>5929622
what is math? who is encryption?

>>5929625
I dont know what damn / this or that you are talking about. I dont come to this site that often. If i fucking tell anyone in person i risk me and my wife going to jail. Im trying to help everyone the best way i can

>>5929628
when do you go back to school? couple weeks?

>>5929629
Im not in school. Im a lawyer who has invested half of my life earnings in this shit and have now been given the worst news ive had in a while.

>>5929600
I literally own one monero fork coin.

>>5929631
Sell it!

>>5929630
sure thing kiddo. tell your principal i say hi

>>5929632
why? it costs 10 US cents, that is literally nothing

>>5929633
The only principal i answer to is the dollar and im keeping mine

>>5929600
>>5929604
>>5929609
>>5929611
>>5929618
>>5929622
>>5929628
>LOCKDOWN BLOCKCHAIN
GET OFF OF MY BOARD

Ok. You dont wnat to believe me thats fine. Lets keep this thread active until Monday so then i can every last one of you I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO!!!

>>5929604
You can't seize the assets you fucking moron, you can't lockdown the blockchain either

>>5929604
KEK

>>5929637
Do you have any idea how a blockchain works?

>>5929637
what you're suggesting literally isn't possible, it's not just unlikely, the feds can't seize or lockdown bitcoin, that's the whole point

>>5929638
Maybe i used the wrong terms then. I dont know. All i know is the feds are stepping in on Monday.

>>5929642
You realise that the vast bulk of the bitcoin network is in China right?

>>5929641
Yes they can. They can shut down the biggest bitcoin farms. And bitcoin servers in general

>>5929641
Im not fully diversed in this. So yes i dont understand how they plan to do it. All i know is that i invested alot of money in this and i dont plan to lose it. My wife doesnt fully understand it either she just knows they are planning some sort of take over of the crypto currency world. Regulation and seizing anonymous accounts. This is what she was talking about.

>>5929644
>bitcoin servers

its an encrypted distributed network man.

as if the FED has any technological capacity to do this.

>>5929644
please explain what the fuck you think a "bitcoin server" is

really, I'm intruiged

>>5929644
Biggest bitcoin farms are in China. And there are no bitcoin servers you retard, it's distributed, every client is a server.

>>5929609
lol

>>5929645
Why are you telling us this. Aren't you scared you are going to be tracked?

>>5929650
Tracked? I thought this site is anonymous

>>5929647
bitcoin server as in mining cunt.
And another thing is they could shut down coinbase and all websites that you sell crypto for mony

Even if this thread is bait remember that bitfinex is actually buying bitcoins from nothing because they're generating tether coins used to exchange and if the feds gets on them the market will heavily crash

>>5929600
sent :^)

I like to believe that OP really is just concerned lawyer who was told that Bitcoin is going to crash and burn and now he is realising it was nothing but a big fat ruse.

>>>/biz/
Fuck off I don't own Bitcoin and I don't fucking care

>>5929611
the fed isn't a government organization and doesn't have that kind of authority

>>5929652
you can't stop bitcoin miners the same way you can't stop anyone from calculating the n-th decimal of pi

also, most crypto is traded in china and many other places the fed's can't do anything about

whatever the fuck they do ... I'm the only one who has the private key of my bitcoin wallet

the worst thing that might happen is that prices crash for a a couple iof weeks (before people realize it's a great opportunity to buy some more)

>>5929655
Why would my wife tell me some thing like this if it were bullshit>>5929656

>>5929652
Tbh it all comes down to the government devaluing crypto. Like they could ban all forms of crypto, just with a law stating that goods and services can't be bought with crypto currency and you can't convert government money to crypto.

>>5929659
Because she is ignorant, heard some rumors through a broken telephone and passed them to you because she knows you own bitcoin and has concerns about your economical well-being. Nothing wrong with that, but please use your own head.

>>5929660
>"you can't convert government money to crypto"
that's completely impossible to enforce at all

>>5929644
>They can shut down the biggest bitcoin farms.

They're going to bomb china?

include me in screencap

>>5929660
It means nothing. It will still be usable as a currency, even if it costs 1 of some fiat. Governments, their fiats, economics, humanity, universe are temporary, crypto is forever.

>>5929659
Your "wife"
right.............

>>5929661
Tbh i hope bitcoin gets banned and coinbase gets shut down.

You can trade your gay virtual "coins" all you want but when the government shuts down places like coinbase, it literally haa no value lmaooo

>>5929651
Lol, it isn't anonymous, people get vanned all the time from shit they post

>>5929659
Probably because your wife is a retarded fat cunt and so are you

>>5929660
Ask how well currency controls has worked for the Argentinian government

>>5929667
Bitcoin has value tho, all people who are supporting ecosystem is what gives it value. It's not just a coin out of nowhere, it has workforce behind it.

>>5929670
I don't give a shit about shithole countries

being the paranoid bastard I am ...

can someone please link a tutorial to create a secure and private bitcoin paper wallet I can send the shit I have on coinbase to?

>>5929672
The USA is a shithole country though

>>5929600
>Cashed out his fake internet money in one day

Either you have less than $1000 or you're lying senpai. Enjoy it when your bank flags the transaction too.

>>5929600
I heard they're going to arrest the CEO of Bit-Coin and all the coins are going to disappear so ya

>>5929671
I agree the blockchain tech is ahead of it's time but places like coinbase is what is giving it value. Not just people mining n shit

>>5929674
stay mad i guess?
apple, microsoft, shit the list can go on and on...

>>5929673
easiest only because I don't know about thin clients on PC. Download the bitcoin app on your phone, generate the private key and print it out, delete the key off your phone, then send the money to the address

>>5929677
bitcoin had plenty of value before coinbase even existed

>>5929678
mad at what? that a thread died for your stupid LARPing?

>>5929609
>taking control of the blockchain
Yeah right

>>5929679
Where does it get it's value from? Who determines it's value?

>>5929682
Uhh, read an economics 101 book dumb ass.

I hope this is true so I can swim in cheap used GPU market

>>5929680
I'm not OP. Also your country doesn't have big companies like the US, therefore shitty country

>>5929683
Yeah, you don't even know either. Figured much... sigh

>>5929600
Here's a little fun fact for you: the entire point of crypto currency is that it's decentralized and spread out across the users. That's what makes it powerful; governments CAN'T control it or shut it down. It's out of their hands.

Many third world countries have released new laws incriminating the usage of cryptocurrency lately (North Africans mostly: Algeria and Morocco I think). Is this somehow related?

>>5929646
B-but they dooo. They will go around the world and take everyone's computers. We are doomed. Doomed I say

>>5929652
Yeah because only Murrica has crypto exchanges

>>>/biz/5918095

>>5929659
Why does she tell you she loves you? Same thing

>>5929604
>seizing all assets
>Everybody run, theyre coming for the gpus!
I fucking wish

>>5929687
Thats great. Why do you need to convert it to real money then? Really defeats the main purpose.

I think actual money and "gay slove muh math equations that takes 12 hours to slove" money should be seperated

>>5929685
Israel owns your big companies

>>5929693
Even though it's not technically possible, I would love to see the Feds seize every coin.

Could you imagine sitting on /r/bitcoin and listening to the butthurt for the next 10 years.

Would serve them right for driving gpu prices to insanity.

>>5929696
Cryptocurrency is fucking nothing, it doesn't cost anything. All they need to do is to seize exchange stock and you will get 10 times MtG tier butthurt wave.

>>5929627
there is no computer security
wake up

>>5929604

You have no idea how the blockchain works, do you?

>>5929660

Ripple makes that pretty impossible since the entire concept is to be able to pay in crypto and the vendor receives cash.

This fucking thread

CC brainlet here
Is >>5929600 real shit or fake news?
Plos no bule
I'll send you btc
(I won't really)

>>5929600
>investing in internet memecoins

the longer it takes for this bubble to burst, the sweeter it will be

>>5929694
btc can really be used as real money since the transaction time and fees are way too long some other coins can but it needs companies to start using it. An electronics store near my actually accepts btc though and literally every darknet market accepts btc and eth

>>5929600
>!!!
the fastest way to lose credibility on the internet is through the use of exclamation marks

>>5929651
lmfao first you think btc is gonna get shut down then you think this site is anonymous and untraceable

it's 2018 man get a grip

>>5929600
You're a fucking imbecile.

>>5929604
>The (((Fed))) will "lockdown" all blockchaining technology, most of which is kept alive by miniers in China

are you not even a little bit embarrassed of your low quality baits?

>>5929609
You sound mildly retarded, good job.

OP here, nevermind, I figured it out.

>>5929660
The government doesn't set the value for cryptoshit.

>>5929705
this!!!

>>5929686
It's the market, dipshit. It's worth as much as people are willing to pay for it.

>>5929702
You need to leave the board and never come back.

>russia and venezuela to create their own cryptocurrency to evade sanctions and move money
>U.S. decides to blow the whole thing up
Checks out

>>5929694
That's just for now, senpai. Sooner or later, they'll gather enough resources to start revolution and topple current retarded economic system for the good of humanity. All the governmental greedy retards are basically funding digging their own grave.

>>5929710
>gommunism will never work, it's meant to fail
>tries their hardest to make it fail every single time, no matter the (immense) costs
The absolute state of burgers

>>5929717
tf, I was sure I replied to this
>>5929715

>>5929717
>Gommunism invades a country
>US does nothing due to previous failings with Chile
>Gommunism still falls because it never works
>Nod real gommunism

>>5929600
>>5929604
This retard is spamming thinking his FUD will make the market go down so he can buy cheaper:

>>/biz/thread/5918095

>>5929602
Im sure retards like you were the ones posting smug anime reactions saying BTC was dead at $125 a coin.

Now im rich while you wagecuck for life. The final nail in the coffin will be when we hit $100,000, as regretal suicides will kick in in full force.

>>5929720
bought VEN at .80 cents hope i'll make it someday. poorfag from russia (in decline)

>>5929719
>Gommunism invades cuntry
>Us does nothing to deliber fridom

Choose one, faggot

>>5929720
>for life
Lmao nah. Enjoy while it lasts, economy will be throughly and globally fucked one day. It's cool that you own coins, keep them, but remember that they'll be unusable for a while and you'll have to survive that period somehow

also
>muh government bans

>>5929723
>bitcoin will not go higher faster during another 2008 tier crisis

>>5929720
You can't even buy bitcoin anymore without waiting a week or two to get it. It has the liquidity of a house.
Memecoiners will be the recipient of the Fake News award, they still haven't even accepted that their transactions will be 30% slower once all the miners update their software.
Or it is hacked and all your memes are stolen. Good luck anons.

>>5929725
It will go higher relative to what? Gold? You need gold? You need bread, not gold. There won't be fiat currencies one day.

>>5929726
>Im too much of a resourceless retard to buy bitcoin because I don't matter

>>5929727
>muh mad max scenario
Seriously fuck off.

>>5929728
>mad max
>rejecting a retarded unsustainable economic system that we have in favor of the eternal one that we will have
Hard times won't last forever, but they are unavoidable.

>>5929604
I don't believe you understand how the blockchain works. It is not something that can be seized.

Are the bitcoins really that expensive? is it too late to invest into them?

>>5929702
just read the whitepaper, takes like 5 mins and you'll realize how much bs floats around the web

>>5929717
Crypto is oppositional to communism.

>>5929614
>Hey that's our scam!

>>5929600
FUD it's BULLSHIT.

This guy missed buying BTC and want it to dip.

NICE TRY FAGGOT BUT U ARE LATE!

this thread is hilarious
good time for my 98.7% BTC portfolio to get comfy and eat some popcorn

>>5929604
Good thing I unironically keep my shit in Binance accounts

>>5929600

why are there no IDs in this thread, but there are IDs in other threads? WTF!!!???

>>5929936
You have an ID

>>5929731
>Are the bitcoins really that expensive?
yes, like really fucking expensive
the smart people (not me) put their life savings in it year ago and are millionaires now
>is it too late to invest into [literally anything]?
if you know of a good way to know that for sure you'll become the richest person on earth in no time

>>5929936
this thread was originally on /g/ but was moved here by someone who does it for free
/g/ doesn't have ids so posts before the move don't have them

>>5929604
This is a fucking quality post and is why is still come to this board

>>5929731
Buy the ETH dip and convert it to alts. Your ETH price will be locked in if it goes up (or down) but you wont have the funds for about 8 days. Do your own research or be victim to /biz/raeli whales.

>>5929620
underrated post

>>5929607
I'm try because seems legit, but the transaction won't be confirmed until Tuesday because Bitcoin is absolutely shit.

>>5929604
It's true. My blockchains are padlocked and I can't even ride my bike. Seized.

>>5930076
makes sense, /g/ isn't hard to troll because of the groupthink over there. probably one of the more homogeneous boards

>>5929600
If something was actually happening, insiders would be cashing out already. Instead BTC is on a run.

>>5929611
>spouse
kek

>>5929600
GUYS
ITS NOT A DRILL

>>5554083

>>5554083

>>5554083

CASH THE FUCK OUT

thanks just sold everything i own to buy the dip when this happens

HANDS IN THE AIR!

DROP THE FUCKING BITCOIN NEETS! TIME TO GET A JOB!

>holding bitcoin in 2018
youre about to get RAILED

>>5929600
This is a great way to pump it even more.

I hope they try!

>>5930398
They sperg out over software editing licenses and propietary vs open source but generally yea. Smart to watch /g/ along with /fit/ /pol/ and /biz/ to stay part of the chan uberman class
>tfw also go on /ck/ since I dont have 2d waifu to cook good food for me

well this was fun guys but we all know what will ACTUALLY happen

>40% capital gains tax

>>5930319
10/10

>>5929604
Kek, seizing what? How will they even seize it? This is the most retarded FUD so far.

>>5929720

The weird thing is this guys responses are copy pasted from that thread. Is this an elaborate shill attempt or has there been a glitch in the matrix?

This thread is timestamped prior to that thread too.

If this post gets digits somethings going on. WTF IS GOING ON

>>5930679
Taxes are for everyone but the rich
>Land of the free

>>5929644
Those are not even only in the US. It can not and will not work. You are dumb as fuck. They could target exchanges though, that might work.

>>5929604
>no-coining this hard

Might actually be a XRP holder though.

>>5929609

Why are there no ids in this thread?

>>5930665
Just saying, doesn't someone with a black hole brain have a BIGGER brain rather than a smaller brain? Think about the density of a black hole that size in his head. One black hole the size of an atom has the same amount of matter as a mountain.

>>5931531
see >>5930076

>>5929600

let's say you're right (which you're not): If you're selling in the face of a "FED crackdown" why did you buy in the first place. This is the very reason for BTC's existence.

>>5929600
Haha nice try Pajeet, the FED doesn't have the power. That is the great thing about crypto, no GOV does.

>>5932060
Actually the government can do whatever they want. They can ban it, they're the ones with the armies, nukes and prisons.

>>5932137
This
The government has the control over violence which gives authority

The upheaval that would happen if they tried this would be massive. This has already gone global not to mention they would be shooting themselves in the foot two fold, losing out on global innovation and damn the millennial generation again after fucking the system twice over between wars and the bank bailout. The social backlash would be biblical.

Fuck off samefag

>>5929604
>lockdown of blockchain

>>5930482
You've been shilling your own fucking post for over a fucking week now. Just stop it!!

>>5929651
HAHAHAHAHAHAJAJQJAJAHAHAHAHA

FUCK YOU M*DS

>>5930398
>/g/
>The most divided board on 4chan
>Groupthink
No.
>Trolled
Are you reading the original replies? Do you understand that you have to succeed at trolling to have it be a successful troll?
Fucking /biz/lets. Swear to god.

>>5930482
typical nocoiner

nice, just sold 1,000,000k

>>5929604
Literally how?

All you weak-handed dummies are going to miss out on the Ripple moon.

> Coinbase says they aren't adding it

Wrong. They just said that they have not decided yet on what to add. They don't want to be accused of insider trading again and are covering their asses.

Buy the ripple dip now.

>Feds go ham on cryptos
>all private, "private" and pseudoprivate shitcoins launch way past the kuiper belt
I can't wait to get rich on my stack of moneros, verges, sumos and other shitcoins

>>5930482

ITS TIME

>>5929630
>lawyer

Why does everyone larp as a lawyer on this board?

>>5934107
a successful troll only has to get replies. doesn't matter what the group says about it

>>5929659
I THINK! it is very obvius that she is cheating on you, so sorry man, probably she´s just fucking her boss (bosses maybe) and then how she is so ditzy thinking in others mens cock you cloul worried and ask her Whath happened? and she say ah, ehh.. bitcoins!! and you say what about bitcoins? and she say Its gonna exploit on monday!! and here we are

Peter thiel owns a shitload of bitcoin and is a close friend of trump.

Shit will happen.

>>5929604
>Lockdown a decentralized network literally designed to prevent this
>propaganda "tatic"
>72 hr lockdown and seizing assets
>being this autistic

>>5929604
>full lockdown
normie detected

>>5929611
This is TRUE!!! My wife's son told me that same!!

>>5929604
>full lockdown of blockchaining for 72 hrs and seizing all assets.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA are you okay bruv