/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm thinking we're gonna wagmi THIS YEAR

>Will we finally... be free?

>>59300424
>Maybe someday
>They'll see a Hero
>Is just a man
>Who knows he is free
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9uj0-Cs1quA

>>59300424
>Tomorrow

Digits is percent chance of moass today, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal

>>59300424
>wanting to be free
no way, I'd miss this ride too much

>>59300413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZsUAqaOiHU

Loving the protoman vibes. Good fight song for this morning. ;)

Last thread. WAGMI.

>>59297704
i’m at 300 and just buy one share every check. it’s the buy, borrow, die for strategy me.
>>59297718
>>59297731
>>59297792
i was on another board the other day and they were discussing something similar. tech is brain draining a lot of the talent from other fields. but even tech is starting to become over saturated. pic related 1/2

>>59300482
>let's stop comfy money dream
IDK, that sounds kinda ominous

How cool would it be if the moass happened. Not just because of the money but to btfo all these smug haters who for some reason rejoice at the common mans blight

>>59300501
pic rel 2/2

>>59300466
yeah I'll check that, wagmi

>>59300501
This is why you should be stacking physical value-dense materials as a store of wealth. The U.S. economy is fundamentally flawed and a lot of the luxuries we have that make us feel wealthy are simply over-priced services or pointless trinkets and appliances you can buy. The financial system is not fundamentally sound and neither is the economy. So in that sense alone it is good to keep one foot in the life-raft at all times.

>>59300501
>>>59297718
That's me. I've seen it in tech, and in finance(2 of the many fields I've worked). Where you get these brains of the most absurd caliber and pedigree...just there because the job pays six figures. You could tell it's killing their soul and they really want to be working on saving the trees or some social outreach job or something. It'l be interesting in a moass world to see where patronage comes back. Grants in universities used to be this but it's all hedgefund white paper mill slop.

>>59300501
>>59300529
yup. this and physical video games. i’ve been stocking up on ps3 games and downloading local copies of steam games whenever i can. yes video games are just as important as physical assets to me kek. i fear that one day we’ll have our crumbling infrastructure attacked and there goes the internet.

>>59300506
>How cool would it be if the moass happened.
Extremely cool.
>Not just because of the money but to btfo all these smug haters who for some reason rejoice at the common mans blight
This is my #1 reason for why I want moass to happen. The money is cool. Never having to wage under a petty tyrant with brain damage is a plus. But the sheer SATISFACTION of knowing that, once again, I was right, and that these smug POS really did forget I'm HIM...now that's priceless...

>>59300520
>>59300501
Highly agree with both picrel's but it's actually far worse as those software engineer roles are often at companies that have absolutely no future or purpose other than trying to be a casino moonshot to be potential IP that gets harvested. I've worked through many mergers and acquisitions(boy is the shitting on the bbby one telling! Almost always these are just radio silence...). You would always know when the merger shit would start because you could be working on the most incredible product or code, and get told stop working on everything just make the deployments and unit tests clean. It was basically the sign to spruce up your resume and be ready to hop.

>>59300501
>>59300520
>>59300536
I think it's becoming more clear to all that if the US has any hope of recovering, there needs to be some sort of wealth transfer from the hoarding institutions to the people. Not only for the sake of survival, but for the sake of growth. Surely not all of the overlords are totally blinded by greed and can recognize the massive damage that has occurred by now. The only way forward is a hard pivot. Corporations milking the common man for every single penny they have for the sake of the unreachable goal of "infinite growth" is reaching critical levels. Something has to give.

Aaaaasa, yahoo won't load, it's ogre!!

>>59300570
That picrel is super true overseas from everyone I've spoken with professionally. But even here in the US you can tell everyone's waiting for some hope sign, some rally or movement that gives them purpose again.

>>59300570
>Surely not all of the overlords are totally blinded by greed and can recognize the massive damage that has occurred by now. The only way forward is a hard pivot.
The problem is that their ethos is very much driven by game theory. It's easy to see the forest as a whole, "something has to give". But much like why Bill Gates never donated *all* his wealth to charities, actually making that change is different.
One billionaire can't actually do all that much. By weakening their position for the good of society, all they really accomplish is weakening their position. And for the record, there are lots of wealthy people who do do this. But there's not that much to say.
>They found a charity that's helped x million people
>They've helped y thousand low-income people attain university degrees or attain housing
>They've helped z new laws get passed that increases protection for consumers
Great. That's a drop in the bucket and basically unnoticeable compared to the world-wide fuckery going on. So they do all that, lose their money and the world is still fucked. It's a lot easier to just shut the outside world out and live a relaxing life.

(The multi-billionaires who are actively going out of their way to build more wealth are a different kind of fucked. You don't become someone like Elon Musk if you have any concern for society or even the intellect to understand how damaging you are to the world)

>>59300570
the fucking damning part is that they didn’t have to give us much! have wages keep up with inflation and an extra week of vacation and some kind of education reimbursement. like jesus fuck most ppl in their 20s-30s just want a house. but they really couldn’t go without that extra fucking billion and 4th yatch.
>>59300597
so true overseas. i peruse international random and you read shit all the time. as much as i would like to think trump will change things i truly think things will get worse before they get better.

GME blows lol
where's teh MOASSSSSSSSSSsssssss

>>59300627
>By weakening their position for the good of society, all they really accomplish is weakening their position. And for the record, there are lots of wealthy people who do do this
i will push back on this a little. if besoz were to take control of amazon and raise every warehouse worker that has been there at least 1 year to $25/hr he would literally change america over night and pull millions out of poverty. not only that but other low wage jobs will have to compete. amazon will take a hit but it’ll bounce back. it’ll probably destroy some companies but that’s how free market capitalism should work. trickle down economics will only work if those at the top ACTUALLY trickle the wealth down.

>>59300536
100% anon. i agree.
patronage is the right word. finance and money has become a closed loop, finance is making more money to do more finance. the snake is eating it's own tail.
i want nothing more in life than to be a gamestop patron funding the arts and sciences and have talented people reach their full potential instead of having them solve puzzles for the beast.

they’re starting to set up the narrative that retail are the ones causing this new run up. pic rel

Where is the best place to relocate after moass? To pay the least possible amount of taxes in Europa?

>>59300661
>Sentiment is growing on Stocktwits
msm is such a fucking joke

>>59300661
They want it to seem like a speculative meme trade and not focus on the fundamentals looming that this company is systemic-naked-short-sold, debt free with a visionary CEO at the helm who has ALREADY put in he work to turn the company around.

>>59300661
we will be the scapegoats, it was always going to be that way
poor lil hedgies, against so many terrorists who want to destroy America

>>59300663
Murica' I would imagine. Getting the hell outta Commie UK before Reeves taxes everything into the ground

>>59300663
>Europa
South America is the play, New Zeeland should also be fine since that is where all the rich people are buying property

>>59300635
>GME blows lol
>where's teh MOASSSSSSSSSSsssssss
btc back up, gme back down

>>59300675
>do you have a green card, saar?
>show my Computershare account
>get immediately arrested

>>59300661
soon this will be the "trump" stock
screencap this

SOME OF YALL BEEN WAITING FOR THE MOASS FOR YEARS LOL

The market appears to be expecting bad news going into the holiday. They will probably announce the SMCI fraud in time for the stock market to go on holiday. I expect some news before the half day trading day coming up.

NVDA is tanking

>>59300647
Sure. But like I say,
>You don't become someone like Elon Musk if you have any concern for society or even the intellect to understand how damaging you are to the world
It's true that the 1% of the 1% could probably do a lot to fix the lives of millions of people for relatively not that much effort. But they didn't get to where they are by being the sort of person that would ever do that. And if they do decide to ever want to be altruistic, it will come only after they no longer have the insane power they have now.

>>59300686
>get told to forget GAMESTOP
>forgot GameStop for 2 years

The psyop had the wrong effect

>>59300686
Yes, and?

Instead of the one percent I would rather concern myself with the bottom quintile who are not only unproductive but also actively destructive and the structures that have built up around managing them for profit

>>59300702
how long are you gonna wait before you conclude it won't happen

So is it just gonna go up forever and ever like this last month.

>>59300656
Imagine how many people who weren't paying attention to moass would basically leap at a chance to get someone to sponsor them and the work they want to try to accomplish.

>>59300672
I don't think anyone is going to be falling for it this time. People are so much more skeptical of media nowadays that they can't control the narrative like they used to so despite all of the noise and confusion, the internet will likely hone in with laser precision on the banks & upper classes and the tribe.
MOASS is such an issue for them because it is actually a class vs class issue as it is not politically partisan as most issues tend to be.

>>59300726
occupy wall street is rising from its grave

>>59300686
The greatest traders of all time will tell you that diversifcation is actually overrated. It is best for people who don't know what they are doing and investing on a long timeframe. If you can isolate a home-run and can afford a large stake in the trade then you will do far better than people using safer strategies.
GME as a concept has been parsed over for years by the entire internet hivemind with paid shills who can't concoct a compelling counter narrative. So we have seen with 100% certainty that GME is the real-deal and MOASS is inevitable. Who cares how long I need to wait if it makes me a millionaire?
Being systemic-naked-sold-short means the price can never crash. If anything the opposite will happen which is a cascade of buy orders far in excess of the sell orders! So the opposite is set to happen. It is the PERFECT hedge. And the fundamentals and management are also top tier so this is not even a risky play.
By removing the uncertainty in investing, and being on the cusp of a squeeze, you literally don't need ANY other investments besides precious metals tucked away just incase.

>>59300735
Occupy Wallstreet was a little too close to home for the elite and all of the woke politics of the last 12 years turned on like a light-switch from that event. Very compelling to see color revolutions at home stemming from academia and media.

>>59300752
They fucked with gamers. This is our rightful comeuppance.

>market opens
>"Dooomp it"

>>59300747
interesting. i've kept a small bag of GME which is why i'm bitter. but if MOASS is inevitable...how much do you think you need to own to make life changing money?

>>59300686
>SOME OF YALL BEEN WAITING FOR THE MOASS FOR YEARS LOL
was here for the MOASS but stayed for the FUNDAMENTALS now as a LONG TERM investor of GameStop!

>>59300769
1 drsed share, 2 to sell on the way up

>>59300770
so you gave up on the MOASS then? that's the whole reason i bought in the first place

>>59300772
nice. i'm as good as wealthy then

SPY double topping at 600
*Chef's kiss*

>>59300774
>so you gave up on the MOASS then? that's the whole reason i bought in the first place

i mean, as long as you're not an ostrich with your head stuck in the sand, you know theres a low probability of moass happening. the endless dilutions, drs movement not able to lock the float, lack of trust in RC... the variables that were there to make moass happens in 2021 are no longer there. im sure the shills will come and say that moass will happen because "there are a billion shorts so dilutions don't matter and dilutions are good". YMMV

>>59300786
there are a billion shorts so dilutions don't matter and dilutions are good

>>59300792
>there are a billion shorts so dilutions don't matter and dilutions are good

kek

>>59300795
I hope you're happy

>>59300800
>I hope you're happy
always. even more happy when i see my crypto port. gme going up is just icing on the cake.

>>59300769
GME is not event you should take lightly and anyone who only owns 1 share of a stock is an absolute fool.
I think the proper way to think about GME MOASS is to expect something similar to MMTLP where the price traded at $24,000. $24,000 is NOT lifechanging money if you have 1 share. But people who have been accumulating for 4 years are going to wagmi.
Could the price go in to the millions? It very well could but it is DEPENDENT on the actions of others. GME, RC, insiders, institutions, and retail will ALL be selling.
So treat it like a desert oasis - the last stop for water before you head out into the desert. Drink as much as you fucking can.

I can't wait to bankrupt israel

It’s wild how many “people” in these generals are liars and nothing like what they present themselves as.
Would be a real shame if someone were to release some evidence of posters being paid to post in these threads…wouldn’t it?
Fuck your NDA

OOOOOOOOOOOO

HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA

>>59300815
>Fuck your NDA
This is not the BBBY general

>>59300809
If crypto is somehow worth 100k a coin, my GME can be worth 500k a share.

Why did JPM report owning $6 million face value of BBBY 2044 bonds for October 7, 2024?

Why did JPM report an increase to $35 million face value of BBBY bonds for November 7, 2024?

I thought the siloniggers said it's a dead company?

https://x.com/BobbyCat42/status/1861599854075723958

>>59300832
>>59300809
i so want it to be true. to just imagine holding this little bag of GME was the key to a life changing amount of wealth

>>59300833
fuck off bathnigger

>>59300833
What am I supposed to do with this information? Please keep your cope to the appropriate containment thread

>>59300838
>>59300842
Found the two screeching retards that don't hold GME already kek

>>59300833
Why were BBBaggies expelled from more than 109 GME threads?

I will sell at $120/share before Ryan does dilution gain. Do you have realistic price target?

I am currently paid to post bbby related topics in gme threads on 4chan and on Reddit. Would you like to know more!?

>>59300870
Tell me about PP, why does he grift the tards?

>>59300877
i name the unformed souls and eat the dead flesh

>>59300827
>>59300838
>>59300842
>>59300859
Thoughts on platinum sparkles tattoo?

>>59300886
He glows

>>59300891
And yet you agree with him.

>>59300905
About what

>>59300441
Based fellow Protomen enjoyer

> act 3 when? : (

>>59300912
BBBYQ

>85 posts deep
We had a good run.

>>59300886
>Thoughts on platinum sparkles
jewish

What's upcrab?

>>59300939
What about it

How do you say based in chinese?

I should have sold when it was $60...
I should have bought $btc...
I should have bought $doge...
I shouldn't have voted to allow chobani to dilute...

In any event lovely to be green while pretty much everything else is selling off

today we gap up to at least $50.

>59300716
You act as if there were any other options. Fake inflated stocks like Tesla or Nvidia? Imaginary internet money everyone freaks out about even though all it did is get some 30% gains after 5 years of wait? Yeah, I will go with the option that will either change nothing or make me utterly filthy rich. There is literally nothing to lose here and there is still people asking why one would hold GME, lol.

>>59300886
Manufactured by BBBaggies to keep engagement up

>>59300979
I can't wait for you to do a flip.

>>59301005
>Manufactured by BBBaggies to keep engagement up
im wondering what stocks are out there we can use to grift?
bbbyq: taken.
mmtlp: taken.
any suggestions?

Smells like upcrab in here.

>>59300891
>>59300912
>>59300944
>>59300969
>>59301005
>>59301020
Thank you anon from last thread! This platinum sparkles litmus test works great! >>59300886

>>59301034
Cope. You're not from here.

>xAI and gme, mgga
WAGMI

>>59301034
brown hands

>>59301052
>too many massive corpos!
said the massive corpoman

>>59300792
There's no need to be coy this late in the game.

Kek hedgies. Fuck it, short it more then

If DFV returns before eoy and MOASS is in January I am buying a cat

>>59301124
This is why you own precious metals. We have no fucking clue how many synthetics exist for literally every stock in existence. We all have heard of Bernie Madoff going rogue and operating a ponzi scheme. But what do we do if ALL of wallstreet has engaged in this behavior and settling up is not even possible. What if every last penny anyone ever invested in the stock market was just sold short - with the anticipating of covering after a massive market-crash.
Why is that impossible? If the dollar crashes then so too will Wallstreet. Why not turn it all into a looting operation?
I take it as a given that these people operate on a different level of information than I do. My interests are not the same as theirs. You and I are tax-cattle and these people HATE us.

>>59301200
Remember that time short selling broke the nickel trade and they shut it down because the price of nickel hit 50k?

>>59301197
Moass is in March.

GME WILL skyrocket because capital MUST employed, OUR FUTURE depends on it. A series of very wealthy anons are MORE productive than a few centralized gibsmachine giants.
CHRIST IS COMING BACK and GREAT WORK MUST BE DONE.
This is way bigger than just t-bagging the fraudulent mass money system. This is about steering humanity towards greater heights than ever before.

Fuck, we're doing a tombstone.

>>59301227
Apparently the COMEX discovered they had bags of rocks instead of actual nickel.
This is alarming because you can't even sell a paper cup without out it being stamped with an identifier that can like it directly back to a retail store and back to a plant. At what point were bags of rocks loaded up onto a truck and shipped off to the storage warehouses without being able to trace it all the way back to the mine or the semi where a heist took place.
This is inventory fraud. The markets are spoofingthe inventory to make it appear that more exists than in reality. This is to keep the price lower for whatever reason and the end-result is a sudden actualization of the shortage.
The credit system is cracking and I think MOASS is not going to be a solitary event but a dramatic change in the value of commodities and currencies will follow suit.
No matter how you look at it I have the sinking suspicion that MOASS may be bigger than just a market maker imploding. But it could be a drawndown on a leveraged system that causes some very serious blowback. The notion that there will be a fleet of Lambos driving around with the rest of the world carrying on a normal always strikes me as odd. I think something will change on a fundamental level and it will NOT look like some sort of V shaped recovery like what we saw in 2020.

>>59301290
RIP DUMBASS?

>>59301227
>they shut it down
with jews you lose

>>59301227
They could do that because the companies holding the physical metals were all "on exchange" so no rocks changed hands. With retail long term holding physical metals, physical share certificates, or, say, DRS BOOK shares, they can't just force a sale.

>>59301324
Maybe. Let's see if that's what Ryan was saying, that we'll see classical TA signs that are just going to be false because of all the manipulation

>>59301265
April if we are currently Aug 2020.

>>59301400
Assuming time table isn't sped up.

>>59301424
I believe the time table is sped up 3x.

Dilution in 3... 2... 1...

>>59301519
Dilution happens on Friday.

>>59300859
We just need to give them a thread of their own...

>>59300998
I'm not a line expert but that sounds like bullshit

boss said i can oooo above 30 so here i am

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>59300713
How to fix the legal system

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-YNIyCFc10

>>59301320
>The bear will leave its cave forever
People handing each other $50 in a circle is not $5000 of GDP it's a shell game and unproductive. Chasing "profits" so strongly is unproductive

>>59301574
Exactly.
The whole shell game is pretty simple. Create a glut of IOUs and sell them to the masses. We own them in our insurance pools, our investments etc. The rest of it is nothing but liquidity sloshing around and people working tirelessly chasing after the dream that is set to poof right before our very eyes.

Just learned that earnings are on the same date as my birthday. Looks like I am becoming a millionaire.

>>59301549
The nominal threshold for ooooing is $80

Outsider here. We're gonna hit $50 today.

i kneel: mstr is everything i wanted gme to be

WHY DIDNT I BUY MORE AT $20? WHY DIDNT I BUY MORE AT $10? I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN.

>>59301533
checked and nosepilled

>>59300716
When you get out of my comfy gme thread

thread dilution is real!!!

>>59301681
sorry anon. i just want to believe

>>59301769
THIS IS MARKET MANIPULATION!!!1!11!1

I figured out what the fire emoji means

>>59301831
????

>>59301831
what?

>>59301831
>I figured out what the fire emoji means
nothingburger as always?

>>59301769
hehe

>>59301846
It means the hedgies are going to go to jail and take BBC by the mile. And that there will be so much friction, and pressure that hedgies will literally be engulfed in flames as they spontaneously combust like corpses stacked on railway ties from the nonstop train of black cock retaking reparations from Wallstreet.

>>59301769

RK is filling out the option chain. Ken your death bed awaits.

>>59301831
Buck's getting fired again, isn't he?

>>59300520
Kek

>>59301124
We're gonna moass on TZERO, I'm fulling expecting an exodus from the DTCC.

>>59301519
I hope Ryan Cohen does dilute one more time, currently at 426M outstanding shares and if he dilutes another 70M shares at say $28 it would be the equivalent of adding 1.96B cash taking total cash to 6.5B

>>59301954
when is enough not enough?
when is a door not a door?

CAM ON GAME STOCK LETS FAKKIN GO SCORE SAM FAKKIN OOOS CAM ON

>>59302038
No

I SAID CAM ON LETS FAKKIN GOOOOOO CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON KICK SAM FAKKIN HEDGIE ASS CAM ON CAM ON

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>59301954
we most likely see another 4:1 split fairly soon.

>>59302070
There aren't enough authorized shares left for anything more than another 2:1.

>>59300686
i no rite loooolz

It's over.

poompa time

>>59302160
kek, that retard is a treat.

insider here. gap up to $40 in 27 minutes

>>59301769
THE PROPHECY MUST BE FULFILLED

>>59302192
Why 40? If there's ever going to be a huge gap up it will be way more than $9

>>59301954
>I hope Ryan Cohen does dilute one more time
just like Saylor, Chobani too has figured out an infinite money hack by dumping on baggies.

Are they really trying to still fud dilution? When gamestop has billions of dollars more in cash and gme is currently above $31? Really?

>>59302192
post proof

>>59302249
If there's another runup I hope there is dilution. Then the book value only goes up.

>>59302272
Let's dilute again at 500 and at 2000

>>59302276
If we get to 500 right now, Ryan better be ready to dilute, because the shorts are going to have a field day otherwise.

LFG fuck hedgie collateral.
https://x.com/WillHild/status/1861777791932362955

>>59302293
I think the field days are over, but let's see

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Poompa time! WAGMI

What's after $31.50?

>>59301954
>>59302085
Dilute 70 mil shares for increased cash on hand. 2:1 splividend pt. electric boogaloo on the remaining 500m shares in the little billy offering. Do it chobani. Would be so comfy.

>>59302293
>get to 500
>because the shorts are going to have a field day otherwise.
Do 3 Indians really get internet access a second?

I have now acquired 420 shares, it was the final puzzle piece

>>59302298
KEK wall streeties
>RRPWA

RYAN! DILATE THE STOCK! STEAL FROM THE HEDGIES! HOARD THE HOLD RYAN! DILATE!!!!! DILAAAAAAAAATE!

>>59302330
My understanding is that as we pump, the shorts get fucked on collateral, BUT
if we pump too fast, they can go back to shorting, opening new positions at the top, and gaining some respite.
And that's why those dilutions are deliciously evil, they fuck up with the cycle.

>>59302327
$31.51

>>59302343
But thanks sweet baby jesus the guy that's doing the diluting knows to wait more than this.
What is this, a pump for ants?

>>59302356
>if we pump too fast, they can go back to shorting
Nigger they short all the time. Only thing that'd affect them at $500 is the volume they can catch.

DEEP THROATED

>>59302399
Check'd, kek'd, and rek'd

>>59302298
This is dumb. We need to keep a reserve of fossil fuels or else reindustrialization after a collapse will be almost impossible. That means not digging up every single lump of coal.

>>59302423
Which isn't the accusation.

>>59302332
sitting at over2k shares, If the DD is right and they are really as underwater as we think they are then a few shares will make you wealthy.

sv>>59302298
So wait, wouldn't this cancel SPY and VOO completely, as in pay-cash-value-to-holders and delist?

GME my boy if you can go retest 32 and blow right past it into the fucking stratosphere that would be pretty chill

>>59301903
Highly recommend you carefully read over the GME 7 security shelf offering filing. Really, really soak that in what it can entail.

>>59302471
No, they'd be given fines, if they state can prove criminal misconduct a few executives might see jail time and they might be forced to sell off a significant portion of their equity to prevent further abuse.

CAM ON GAMESTOP

>>59302471
Yes and it would also implode the market when index funds are being dumped.

>>59302498
CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON

>>59302192
update: it didn't happen

>>59302513
as long as we stay the fuck away from Hester the molester pierce. We do not want that horse faced cunt in charge.

>>59302546
>Hester

Can I soon feel successful if I have 50 shares?

>>59302582
How does 50 billion dollars sound?

>>59302602
it's at thirty bucks loser

>Today I will remind them

>>59302627
Then 40
Then 60
Then 100
Then 500
Then 2000
Then 100k
Then hedgies seppuku and it blasts to 1 billion each
It will all happen over the span of a few minutes

>>59302668
>the mental gymnastics of trying to calculate how many countries in Africa I want to buy or just buy the continent outright for 7 shares

>>59302668
>Hello yes I'm ready to open negotiations for the sale of one authentic pristine share of GameStop
>Yeah, yeah, mm hmm, yep I know I'm generous for agreeing to part with a share but it won't come cheap
>That's right, ALL the tea in China... and some of those cookies too

umm... baggie bros??? you said that ken would have to buy my literal shares in my CS account?? why is he able to buy them no problem??

>>59302432
Opening coal development back up is a matter of depleting those reserves.

>>59302668
and who buys my shares at 100k/share

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1h19vbr/a_psa_message_from_the_sus_options_mod/

Dunno if I even want to read this.

>>59300597
Go on? What do they say over seas? Where is over seas?

>>59302757
Hedgies HAVE to buy them off you because they shorted. Then once they can no longer buy them off you the DTCC with its many trillions will be able to buy them off you

>markets closed until Monday because of Thanksgiving

It's gonna be a boring weekend.

>>59302814
Friday is open but closes early

>>59302821
big red tomorrow

>>59302812
thanks fren. gonna hold my shares just in case. not a large position but...just in case

I wonder if Ryan Cohen has thought about getting off of his fat, lazy keister and doing something with all those billions he diluted us for.

>>59302757
not my problem

>>59302839
I think we'll know in due time what he plans

Geezus christ this is taking too long! Only up 48% on the monthly chart?! I was told by this thread and reddit that we'd be seeing 250%+ moves on the daily by now. Wtf cohen get back to fucking work!

>>59301769
LFG

>>59302988
You know who else has two thumbs and got back to work? This guy. Despite all my rage I'm still just a rat slaving for a wage

>>59301769
I want to fuck buck

>>59303027
Buck is the one who does the fucking

>>59303027
too bad.

>>59303043
Only gamestop pro members get exclusive access to Buck content

>>59303043
Liar
rule34 xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=buck_the_bunny

>>59303106

>>59303106

>>59301769
>it's time
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-d04jV4SSM

>>59303220
>limited run to 39.99
this stock is making me schizophrenic

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. See you later.

>>59303220
>worms

>>59300570
>hoarding institutions
>overlords
THIS and deftly put, wouldn't want to catch a b& for being anti-semantic

>>59300661
they can no longer deny WAGMI

>>59303272
I'm Canadian

>>59303415
suicide pod just became affordable to you thanks to moass

>>59303467
Did you forget Ryan is also Canadian?

Ryan doesn’t have the cojones does he?

>>59303496
That's even worse than being Jewish. I might have to sell...

>>59303220

We’re never going above 45 are we?

>better start complaining about the video game store stock the night before Thanksgiving

Teddy’s not gonna make thanks giving great again is he?

>>59303415
Canadians are as bad as yids, someone wishes you well and you have to be like "fuck christmas, i'm a yid."

Quick, name the last thing you bought from GameStop and when. I'll start, a twofer bonus

>>59303541
Bought a red controller last night because my kid loves shyguy. I have a hacked switch, so I don't pay for anything on switch unless I want to support it.

>>59303541
your mom. she played with my joystick but it sucked so i returned her. got my money back.

We should have all bought NVDIA shouldn’t we?

I would like to be thankful for a MOASS.

We all believed. But it’s time to face reality. MOASS was a pipe dream.

>>59303616
Paid to work over the holiday moshe?

is the market open tomorrow? half day?

>>59303625
Closed.
Half day is Friday

There is no holiday for a GME holder. That’s why you’re here.

>>59303636
moass friday it is then.

>>59303625
Llq2+7kJ's mom is open tomorrow, all day

>>59303637
What a sad existence this guy has to have.

>>59303644 checked
inb4 NO U

>>59303644
>>59303655
double-checked

There’s nothing but bots and stock pushers here. And I’m tired of pretending there’s not.

>>59303639
half-ass friday

>>59303670
>stock pushers
We're GME holders discussing GME in the GME thread. I honestly don't know what you expect out of us.

>>59303682
He's massively butthurt he has to work.

>>59303682
This post is exactly what I’m talking about. It’s clear that GME four (4) years now is not going to do anything.
Imagine if we’d all bought NVDIA or literally anything else.

Still comfy.

>>59303690
uh, we're here for SLOWASS

>>59303690
Faggot having a fagtrum detected, just sell and leave the threads then friend

>>59303708
This post is homophobic

>>59303717
This post is homoerotic

>>59303670
For the few real anons here: the bots both push and bash the stock. Ask yourself who is profiting up and down. Ask yourself who benefits from making it look like you are going against citadel and low effort indian shills. Ask yourself whose hate for the sec (particularly gensler) gets echoed through the bots.

Their VIRTUal manipulation will be exposed.

They have to be skimping frogposter's pay. No genuine hater is this low effort

JPMORGAN TRUST II
Report Date: 2024-09-30
$6,088,000 2044 BBBY Bonds

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/763852/000175272424225185/xslN-MFP3_X01/primary_doc.xml

JPMORGAN TRUST II
Report Date: 2024-10-31
$3,119,000 2044 BBBY Bonds
$35,158,000 2044 BBBY Bonds

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/763852/000175272424246342/xslN-MFP3_X01/primary_doc.xml

Why did JPMorgan report owning $6 million of 2044 BBBY Bonds for September 2024?

Why did JPMorgan report an increase of their holdings to a combined $38 million of 2044 BBBY Bonds for October 2024?

Why is Smart Money buying up a bankrupt company's bonds? I thought siloniggers told me there was nothing here? Will JPMorgan further increase their 2044 BBBY bonds position for November?

Reply without sounding mad

>>59303540
I just like having free Healthcare, cozy mountains and shitposting ok? I didn't ask to be superior to Americans. Although the influx of Indians here can fuck right off

>>59303729
>there is a crack team at Citadel to swing 20 anons talking about sniffing farts and playing with watermelons.

Checks out

>>59303753
>thought siloniggers told me there was nothing here?
There's nothing for shareholders, bonds get paid out then unsecured creditors from the company's remaining assets.

>>59303753
>Reply without sounding mad
Bowling?

>>59303625
Little known fact: Wall Street traders who run afoul of the SEC commonly serve their community service as balloon carriers and other volunteers during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Famously, after Ken Griffin's initial downfall, he cameo'd as Santa Claus.
So, yeah, they have to close the exchange.

>>59303763
>playing with watamelons
based

>>59303552
So the store did not actually profit from your purchase?

We partake in a bit of tomfoolery.

>>59303776
>magic 8 ball who is the best poster in the thread?
>pic related

>>59302332
https://youtu.be/GZ6lCYOBIaQ?si=eXPn0HOZnem7SouL

>>59302332

>>59303760
We have free healthcare for neets too, just ours you don't have to wait 6 months to use.

>>59303538
>In 1619, the ship Margaret of Bristol, England sailed for Virginia under Captain John Woodliffe and brought thirty-eight settlers to the new Town and Hundred of Berkeley. The London Company proprietors instructed the settlers that "the day of our ships arrival . . . shall be yearly and perpetually kept as a day of Thanksgiving." The Margaret landed her passengers at Berkeley Hundred on December 4, 1619. The settlers did indeed celebrate a day of "Thanksgiving", establishing the tradition two years and 17 days before the Pilgrims arrived aboard the Mayflower at Plymouth, Massachusetts to establish their Thanksgiving Day in 1621.
I fetched the copium stretcher. One more week. If I'm wrong HexAnon can put a hex on you.

Wow HexAnon works fast

I just wanted to play video games but now I must put hedgies, shillies and jannies against the wall
It didn't have to be this way, I just wanted video games

>>59303977
Most I've waited is 6 hours

>>59304071
I just wanted everyday to be a weekend day and be comfortable doing so. Its really not much to ask. It really didn't have to be this way but that's what they made us do.

>>59304097
Some people want too much, making things complicated. A eternal weekend shouldn't be too much compared to what they have.

>>59304071
>>59304097
>It didn't have to be this way
In order to get what you want, you can't expect it to be given to you. You need to take it.

You can see their shadows wandering off somewhere

Baggot boys i just have one request.
Don't talk a big game all day when it literally traded sideways all day. Thanks.

>>59303682
sideways trading all day..zzzzzz

>>59304157
got your feelings hurt last time?

>>59303106
what the BUCK is happening

>>59304157
>>59304163
Actually its clearly and methodically going up
>green on all charts
Try again stinky

Did you preorder? Quick before the 2XL sells out!!

>>59304181
Comfy levels increasing daily

>>59304181
LOL it literally opened and closed a few cents in range,

>>59304165
Nah, but i porked ya mom last night.

>>59304210
>>59304215
You are my most bullish indicator.

>>59304215
Guys he's absolutely destroying all teh baggies!!!! Total baggie death!!!!!

Imagine being on the side of banks and hedge funds like some huge faggot

Imagine acting like nothing is happening while everything is happening.

>>59304253
Imagine being a WEEB

Imagine being a meme stock bagholder and having to miss the world's biggest crypto bullrun, almost like....no, that would be too weird to think that it was a purposeful distraction from Bitcoin

>>59304284
bahahahahah fucken baggots

>>59304275
says the faggot.

>>59304299
dfv left tho.

>>59303136
I want this entered into the public record.
This is not a request.

>>59304331
RYAN MOVE!!!!! IF YOURE NOT GOING TO PUMP THE STOCK AT LEAST LET ME SEE THE BUCKUSSY!!!

>>59303766
Shills will ignore this

im gonna put both my middle fingers up at you guys like that kid once i sell at 70 RIGHT BEFORE DILLUTION

Publicly sucking rich dick on a holiday? What is wrong with you people?

>>59304331
look at his face. i don't trust him. his face, man. snaky face

>>59304448
remember bucko, paid stock bashers will go to prison.

>>59304483
Please quit drinking there’s people that care about you I promise.

>>59304502
me after i sell right before dillution

here we see the classic baggot fall.
A lot of baggots lost hope here and jumped.
It is very sad seeing these baggots in the wild.

PicreL: GME being pumped and dumped for the 87th time.

It will never go to 32 again...

>>59303043
>buckethead ero
NGL guy does god-tier 2hu animations.

>>59304534
>2hu
source

>>59304523
You have to be over 18 to post here

>>59304502
And the paid stock pushers?

>>59304549
you have to have green bags to post here.
wait...that would mean this chat would be dead overnight except me lol.fuck.

>>59304502
i'm not "paid" to bash your piece of shit stock like how your not paid to pump it each run up.

>>59304570

>>59303415

You are invited to my Thanksgiving.

>>59304622
Do Indians even celebrate Thanksgiving?

>>59304629
They did. Once.

>>59304629
>>59304641
Kek

>>59304641

>>59304629
Every day with firewater and gambling, unfortunately.

>>59305015
>>59305015
>>59305015
fresh

>>59304531
Ive been selling CC’s this whole time you fucking nerd