/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>59295896
Where have all the poojeety shills gone? Is it street shitting hour already? Or a national sister rape holiday? kek jeetys

Where are the proper generals these days, what is this no effort shit

>4 gme threads on /biz/ and wonders why jannies delete threads

>>59295896
above 30. nice

>>59295969
CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER

>>59295896
RYAN DO SOMETHING!! ANYTHING!!

>>59295896
HHegCiT5d2i6oUnvBoxPP9dsYjJt1dKoxWw3rWegpump

kek baggots

I should have sold when it was $60...
I should have bought $btc...
I should have bought $doge...
I shouldn't have voted to allow chobani to dilute...

basterds please sell the stock

>>59295957
Removing keywords helps keep them alive, but they keep getting wiped by jannies who are on turbo overdrive. Behold - Free Speech:

唐納川普 Donald trump 瑪嘎 MAGA 年川普的暗殺企圖 The Trump Assassination Attempt of 2024 賓州刺殺案 The Pennsylvania Assassination 反左派鬥爭 The Anti-Leftist Struggle 讓美國再次偉大 Make America Great Again 偉大的覺醒 The Great Awakening 基督教價值觀 Christian Values 憲法 Constitutional Law 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 共和黨壓倒性勝利 Republican Landslide 1月6日 January 6th 美利堅合眾國 The United States of America 教宗 The Pope 約翰·F·甘迺迪 JFK 移民拘留設施 Immigrant Detainment Facilities 朱利安·阿桑奇 Julian Assange 神的祝福 God's Blessing 橘子人 Orange Man 年大選 The 2024 Election 美國總統 President of the United States

>>59295896
Fake shill thread

He is taking his new job very seriously.

Does this feel diffrent this time? Like slowly and steadily rising

>>59295957
The spoonfeeding time is over

>>59296309
Feels like people who sold cheap $30 calls are about to get assigned

>>59296257
> real bot poster

>>59296031
YES

>>59296435
MOOOOOORE

>>59296435
It's probably going to be 2 bucks a day for the next few months, with a "red" day thrown in for funs.
> Today the stock opened dropped 2 dollars, recovered all by .13 cents to close down .05%.

>>59296441
HARDER

Lets gooooo

Baker finally gone?

>>59296468
> Moass starts
> Baker jumps.
Coincidence?

>ohh ngr

gme op pasta is triggering auto bans and getting pruned for racism

>>59296468
what if they suicided the kitty and it turn out he was the backer for all those year ?

>>/biz/thread/59295418
thread that got deleted for racism that had the j slur removed

>>59296510
racism? Shit, they banned me recently for posting BUMP in an /r/ thread. Jannies are getting desperate.

reddit apes are taking profit

>>59296510
wait you can be maxracist if you go to /b/ ? lol no way

>>59296521
what j word? I don't see j3w anywhere in that post?

>>59296521
the jews did this

based jannies fucking reddit faggots out of /biz/

>>59296521
GME is against financial rat and it is extremely antisemite (don't ask why tho)

>>59296536
100%

>>59295896
If I caught 3 day, baker caught a 3 day for sure. Someone's going to have to pick up the slack over the holidays

Fighting to the bitter end

>>59296533
That's what's making me think the pasta is triggering it for racism and not just the j slur

>>59296558
They didn't even try to finish the U. Started another U at the bottom. It will go back up

>>59296570
Biz jannies are trannies afterall. Schlomo get's really butthurt when you call him a guy.

>>59296510
The auto filter is getting worse on every board. Can't put the feedback link in OPs. Tons and tons of phrases are getting auto censored. Can't tell people to go back to r3ddit for example.

>>59296444
>Gabbys throat looking nervous right now

>>59296589
well if they are getting this desesperate it will be not for long now

I'll try to bake if I can, but I'll probably catch another 3 day or 30 day if they're sick of my shit. Might be safer to keep the OP minimal and post the details after. At least you can still sneed hedgies. It's always some bullshit around the holidays ain't it?

The old OP was cluttered and out of date anyways hopefully this leads to a new era with a better looking OP. Maybe we can even go back to the way things used to be before all this baking drama.
Reply to this post with one thing you think every /GME/ thread should know starting with the Original Post :-)

For me, I think every OP should talk about how GameStop is virtually guaranteed to be profitable every quarter forever now due to all the cash they have

>>59296681
>Fuck BBBYies
In the new one is essential for this new master bake

>>59296435
>>59296441
>>59296445
Anon, you madman, these are excellent.

waited 15min to say:
fuck jannies, imagine doing it for free.
fuck meltdownies, imagine being this rentfree.
and fuck phds, imagine spending so much for a meme-degree.
Also:
Still holding.
Still comfy.
Still wagwi.
>>59296530
you must be tourist
>>59296553
got a ban itg last week for posting a pic that was no problem 3 years ago. Reason "off topic" (post was on topic, pic was just a girl, so regular 4chink stuff). The despiration is tangible.

>>59296510
Crazy that you can just go to biz's off-site archive and search for gme OPs only and find all the info.

>>59296435
>>59296441
>>59296445
based.
fuck jannies.

>>59296681
>Reply to this post with one thing you think every /GME/ thread should know
They have Battletoads

>>59296681
>RRP
>DRS
>Earnings times/news
>No logo talk/don't feed spammers (you do anyway)
>This is a /GME/ thread, kindly keep your other stocks and or crypto talks to your general threads
That's it. Time for spoon-feeding is over

Fill me in bros
why is it pumping ?

>>59296522
4chink getting kiked. you are not even allowed to post nigger, faggot or tranny more than 3 times in a single post on pol.
This must be the disney influence on 4chink.
A new plattform (not x (formerly known as twatter)) will rise from this, with more redpilling than the establishmant can handle.
Fuck jannies.

>>59296731
I got banned for posting the sneed guy's ass for "porn"
Picrel

>>59296570
4chink just uses racism as reason for calling kikels out. There is no antikikelism reason.

>>59296780
We simply are buying 4chan post moass and ending the tyranny

>>59296783
thats nothing to be proud of

>down to $30

>>59296775
Better question: why not?
There is an infinite money glitch sitting right there. You are probably sitting in boring meetings at work, working with colleagues you hate, etc. Why do that when you could be whisked away from it by a glorious green dildo which pierces the heavens themselves? Be the trigger you want to see in the world and buy GME shares

>>59296681
fuck jannies.

>>59296816
True

I want my money back Im selling when it hits $35 and rebuying when it's 20 again

>>59296843
>20 again

>>59296681
Twilight sparkle sex robot

>>59296783
>Latitude: 47.6777
>Longitude: -116.7805
funny, how this kind of posts got deleted some years ago, and now its all just about feelings and shit.

mfw when the world is still gay and fake
>image already used here:
>>59296536

>>59296435
>>59296441
>>59296445
NICE!!

>buy in low to mid 20s
>wait for the inevitable 30 point
>sell
>repeat ad infinitum
Isn’t this just the REAL MOASS play at this point?

Kewl on my lunch break and see GME at 30. Here are your hats.

if we close above $31 I will suck every dick in this thread

>>59296933
No thanks PP, we want your wife

>>59296897
That picture is posted all the time, I got it from /biz/
Jannies are just exhausting discord trannies

>>59296803
Why is it going down? Share offering?

>>59297003
>Why is it
accumulation.

>>59297003
$32 is a big time hedgie danger zone. Beyond that point is where the stock tends to get extra volatile.

>Despite that shortie bitch tantrum gme is still above 30

>>59297077
Fuck

>>59295896
Thank you baker.

There's gaps to fill, that's why we're going back to low $30 before rising again my brothers. ~$40 by EOW

Last thread. WAGMI.

>>59297151
Ill fill your gap with my nuts.

>>59297151
>There's gaps to fill
Where? There haven't been any unfilled gaps lately. Any gap that has happened the last few days were filled very quickly.

For now, a slow stable climb is better than highly volatile moves that shorts can use to take advantage of halts and frontrun.

>>59297151
If nigga's prediction is right $79

Why did we dump baggie bros?

>>59297227
Cohen is dilutin us rn

>dump
>+2%
>$30.33

>Born too late to explore the oceans
>Born too early to explore the stars
>Born just in time to watch the global financial system crash
Should be pretty sweet.

Stealth pumping
Normies are still switched off

>>59297251
*And get rich off it

I can't believe these threads still have meltdownies living in here. Do they have a life?

We go up $1 a day until we hit $1 million.

MOASS was always a century hold.

i just want a 21 year old tomboy with thick jet black hair, and perky nipples to love me for my post MOASS bank account.

This thread was shadow banned, removed from the catalog. Surely no ulterior motive there. 0 GME threads in catalog.

Also, saying "100%" is now racism and can get you banned. Fuck jannies.

>>59296681
Fuck off nigger

Jannies finally done going on GME genocide?

I just don’t even know what’s going on anymore

>>59297463
They're preparing for the blackout during moass.

>just caught a global 24 ban for saying "go back to r3ddit" because it's "evading post filters" when you complain about too strong post filters

TRANNY JANNIES BIG MAD. YNBAW GME WILL WIN HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG TRUMP IS MY PRESIDENT

BIZ MODERATION TEAM COMPROMISED

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE RAINBOW DASH

4CHAN.ORG/FEEDBACK

>>59297462
NO, FUCK TRANNY JANNIES

>XGG R0G

Did I get banned?

>>59297496
Yes

Why now? Trump hasn’t been inaugurated yet. So why now?

I think it’s a fake out. Nothing will happen until Ryan Benchod Chobani forces the shirts to close via a merger etc

>>59297528
>why now
Literally nothing is happening. The algo is playing with the price like it always does now it’s doing the opposite dance it was doing for flat law. Agreed nothing will happen until March in my prediction. I’d love to be wrong.

thank you chobani. my body is ready for any dilutions now.

>>59297563
He's going to buy shares.

>>59297563
mike hands shut up

>>59297003
Yea, rc just filed

Did anyone see this shit? Tranny sparkles has a fort liberty emblem on her neck in her pfp, the fuck?

Any autist have her pfp saved from before?
https://x.com/MetaGuyMarduk/status/1861482876488892499

https://x.com/PlatnumSparkles

>>59297608
https://x.com/PlatnumSparkles/photo

>>59297608
>>59297612
Didn't El Caudillo Naranjo just promise an executive order to fire all of the troons in the military on January 20th this week? I'm gonna laugh if sparkles just fucking vanishes ten minutes after he's sworn in.

>>59297608
Can anyone remind me of what YouTube shows and twitter spaces platinum has been frequenting over the past year? What has she been discussing on those shows?

>>59296445
>>59296445
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>59297353
>make joke few years ago about MOASS going up a dollar a day
>some 1pbti goes
>"This anon gets it"

I am almost at 1000 shares. To be honest my entire financial future rides on this. I am 35 and can't afford to buy a fucking apartment in my city despite having a PhD and working as a scientist at a university.

It's GME or nothing.

>>59297704
Should've gone private.

>>59296445
oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GAMESTOP TO THE MOOOOON

>>59297704
>having a PhD and working as a scientist at a university.
I know so many people in this situation. They ground themselves to nothing into their 30s and all have pretty serious stem or corporate minded careers and desu by and large they're all just drowning. Many of them are blackpilled as well by it all. Doesn't surprise me there's so many people trying anything at all to move that wealth meter up for themselves, they've already tried all the "rational" routes.

>>59297718
>>59297711
I am just pessimistic and feel the financial-YOLO deep in my bones. I read up on the boomer investment strategies etc, and it seems so fucking boring and pointless. Who gives a shit about investing all my money to make +6% in 10 years, fuck off with that shit, it won't allow me to buy a home or a future.

>>59297626
Doug Cifilus would just welcome her to his team, seeing that she's comfy with amy and the fedora retard

I wonder if they’ll tank it on earnings and then moon it when redacted shows up placing the blame there
>dubs decide

>>59297704
>I am almost at 1000 shares.
This, but I'm 26.
I am the lone zoomer male that shall survive the culling.

What if RC is finally buying more shares?

>>59297608
Not on the original

>>59297749
>26
>1k shares
Well done. I was dirt poor at 26

CALL IT BY IT'S NAME

>>59297765
Its on her pfp right now, go check

last 2 digits is tomorrow's EOD price

>>59297771
$50 EOD tomorrow

>>59297780
>80
Reasonable

>>59297731
>boomer investment strategies
Correct, none of it makes a lick of sense today given the level of ever increasing clown world policies and runaway cost of living/inflation. Every single person I know that did what they're told and kept their head down is either already in complete financial ruin, or just unable to make any reasonable gains while working themselves to death.

>>59295896
Am ready for Auradex launch instead, screw that holiday

>>59297704
Literally me, except I’m 39 and have 3000 shares and another 1000 in my pension. I’m just breaking even at $30.

Just need this fucking thing to get to $200 so I can get a deposit on an apartment in London, the City my family have lived for some 10000 years + probably.

>>59297775
Throwing you a red herring. Why would she add it, when it wasn’t there before?

>>59297797
>All I need is enough for a lifetime of debt.

>>59297792
agree. thats why liberals/normies/npcs seethe so much too. they have followed every lie presented to them and see others zooming past them with things like BTC or gme and they hate it

>>59297803
Thoughts on bbby?

>>59295957
If anyone noticed, the jannies are on a warpath. 4chan is a shell of its former self

>>59297821
I'd like the general to come back. Seems it slid off the catalog.

>>59297797
Retard, London was destroyed decades ago and it's going to get worse. Buy a cottage in the countryside and use that as a staging ground for the inevitable 2040 insurgency to take back your birthright

>>59297827
>4chan is a shell of its former self
always has been.

t. 2007fag

>>59297821
the mear mention of it pisses ppl off for some reason. shills like platinum shartles dropped everything they were doing and have dedicated their lives to deubunking "schizo" theories regarding it round the clock on X.

so there must be something to those theories

God damnit. I want this stock sub $21 dollar so I can buy more.

>>59297847
Buddy, the stock has been touching 20 for MONTHS. Load up time is over.

>>59297771
Twilight sparkle sex robot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcNYb3DydA

>Error: You are temporarily blocked from posting for violating Global 8 - Complaining About 4chan.
KEK. Fuck you tranny jannies I have a different IP address at home.

>>59297817
I live this. I did just about everything 'wrong' or against the flow of what was suggested and now earn 8-9x as much as those who are in the npc mindset. The seethe I get from them is very really, I can't talk about any successes about my career or investments without them blowing a gasket. The double tap is a lot of em show serious signs of vaccine injuries of all varieties but they get mad at me for choosing to be a pureblood all along.

>>59297827
ngl, that's pretty bullish if copypasting the general info is a ban now.

Anyone else in here feeling particularly comfy tonight?

>>59297887
>gme over 30
Very comfy indeed

>>59297845
>the mear mention of it pisses ppl off for some reason.
>2 years of schreeching faggotry

It's a mystery

>>59297608
>>59297612
>>59297765
WTF, I just looked her/him/xir up and that symbol IS there.

>>59297897
A wacky ah candle appears

>>59297916
It’s there now, but hasn’t always been there.

See here….

>>59297765

>>59297836
I’m too old to fight. If Putin is gonna flatten us I want it over with quickly

>>59297821

The same as what this guy thinks…

>>59297845

>>59297887
very comfy yes indeed fren.

>>59297849
But...but I was about to get my Christmas bonus. Cmon cohen! Fuck this run-up up somehow! Let me get more. The crazy thing is that it never feels like I have enough gme.

$30 chads...it's over

>>59297964
>Putin
>not a race war between whites and pakis
NGMI, maybe being a londistan caliphate slave actually is the better option for you

>>59298036
Still green

>>59297803
Welcome tourist

>>59297821
kek

>>59298036
Still $29.90 more than bathwater drinkers

my serotonin levels are still dangerously low. i will need another +30 pump to feel excitement.

Whew it's back over 30
That was scary

>>59297887
Today is a particularly comfy day

>>59297984
>it never feels like I have enough gme.
i feel the same sometimes beating myself up because i didn't have extra cash when it was 10 but then i remind myself that i am holding the only stock in the world with theoretically infinite profit potential. it's going to ok. i'm going to be alright.

>>59297887
>>59298117
Yes, very comfy. I'm getting recruited by companies again.

>>59298111
Checked.

>>59298111

>>59298194
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>59298036

Stupid $30 stablecoin

>>59298226
stupid $120 pre-split stable coin.

Can someone photoshop Ken Griffin's face on this meme so I can tack it onto the end of my comic?

>>59298226
>>59298228
anything but stable. It'll be 36 eow

>>59298036
nvm wer'e so back.

>>59297821
>Thoughts on bbby?

You should watch PP and follow Putler. They are both authorities on dead stocks

>>59298194
Kek I love these.

>>59297608
>>59297612
I want to fuck her so bad

>>59298287
anon, that's a man.

>>59298287
>her

>>59298290
>>59298296
Let the man cook.

>>59298303
>Let the man cock.
Grr, stupid autocorrect.

>>59298253
Remember markets are closed Thursday and Friday. I think. Idk might wanna double check that

>>59298320
Closed on Thanksgiving and a half day on Black Friday

>>59298320
So what your saying is...

>MOASS Wednesday

What’ll you anons do with your money? I’m gonna build a comfy cliffside airship getaway and drink hot chocolate up there while reading books. Pic related.

>>59298338
based steampunk gorillionaire

>>59298243

>>59298360
You're the man now dawg

>>59298363

>>59297831
It probably slid off after the hedgies realized the only comments in there were bots shit talking each other. Then they raged and had the GME thread deleted too because we won't go away after 3 years.

>>59298338
Nice anon
You should fill your airship with hydrogen. Cliff/oceanside is perfect - imagine the beautiful thunderstorms!

checked for deleted posts after the thread deletes, KEK
>>/biz/thread/59295896#p59297494

I think someone is using these threads for a documentary or congress and the jannies have been tasked with making them public friendly.

Thats what i tell myself at least.

>>59298399
Leeeroooooy Jeeeenkins.

>>59298399
Imagine this post in congress read into a microphone

This thread has been jumping on and off the catalog. I'll search GME and there will be zero results.

>>59298410
I am a retail holder of GME who believes in the fundamental right for average citizens to participate in our securities markets. Citizens have a right to buy and sell securities. Purchasing and holding securities is a fundamental right of our society, as much as holding USD, canned food, property, or firearms. The 2008 financial crisis and subsequent bailout by the government shows that legislators are cooperating with wall st to steal value from the average citizen through complicated financial mechanisms.

Mechanisms like PFOF (payment for order flow) which Bernie Madoff was prosecuted for inventing, but was then implemented in our markets at a professional level, are an example of large institutions defrauding retail investors by shaving fractions of pennies off their trades.

There are also other mechanisms, like utilizing client accounts for margin loans, leverage, or locates without their clients consent. There is no evidence of this, but it should be obvious it happens with how willing wall st is to defraud retail investors.

With GameStop in particular there is evidence that Boston Consulting Group was hired by bad faith executives to help crash the company, so their buddies in wall st could profit.

There are also other instances like $DJT stock being short sold a day before an assassination attempt, which was rolled back as a "filing error." Large wall st trading firms are freely allowed to abuse retail investors and "roll back" bad trades at their convenience, while small investors like myself do not get a "redo" when making bad trades or gambles. When wall st stands to lose millions to billions of dollars they get a response of, "Sorry you messed up, here's a check to cover the losses," while when I do it, my response is a wall of lawyers and police enforcing my debts.

How's that for a letter to congress?

>>59298419
>what is a "rainbow dash?"
The answer will only confuse them more.

>>59298379
That’s a good idea anon. It’ll be nice to have a cigar up there in the sky with my buddies.

g-guys im zen !
but w e will keep making posts each time it goes to 30...

BAHAHA IT WENT TO 32 STRAIGHT DOWN TO 30

baggots cant pump!

>>59297371
>>59298399
Many such cases.

fin...

>>59298443
Your presence is bullish.

>>59298410
>>59298439
I'm thinking it's soon. When this thing pumps this place will be flooded by everyone outside the bubble looking for info. Notice how the last two generals lost the info thats been posted for years

>>59298442
This isn’t the zen website anon. You’ve already outed yourself.

>>59298454
im gonna love selling at 70 and slurping up all those cheapise post dillution.

mmmm.

>Yiddish id spreading fud
Many such cases

Wanna know something hilarious? They have no idea what to do with you autistic fucks. Literal masters degee holding feds have debates, PowerPoints, talks, de- escalation training, and "containment of negative thought" exercises to de- radicalize agents that lurk here and elsewhere. I've been to the briefs. It's actually the reason I quit. They're so unbelievably incompetent and retarded that actionable counter-meme plans were drawn up and wargamed. I shit you not, middle aged men were thinking of ways to make Pepe the frog gay so "nazis" wouldn't want to use it anymore. They have nothing. Outside of blatant censorship, they have lost. They can't do anything about you all. The only semi smart thing they did was start accusing everyone of being a fed so they could trip up online movements from turning into actual demonstrations. That's it. That's all
they've come up with in years of lurking.
To recap:
>they can't meme > they hire tranny therapists to help their
poor radicalized lurking shitposters
>they wanted to turn Pepe gay >they literally have no idea how to stop you autismos from memeing them into
defeat It's hilarious. Remember, every shitpost that makes them look like idiots actually
infuriates them. Never stop

>>59298463
Bot.

>>59298479
>why won’t he sell?
>he wants to hire big fat Latina maids and play Zelda… that’s his terms
I can not be defeated

>>59298497
hahhaha fucken tard
Thats what i did last time and im up 500k :)

>>59298503
5 YEARS LATER BAHAHAHAHAHA

>>59298503
i cant stop laughign its been 5 years and THEY STILL make shitty memes AHAHAHHHA

>5 years later

>>59298504
>>59298508
Umad?

>>59298454
exactly, and they're specifically seeking out these threads. they never learn.

Having been in GameStop threads on 4chan for almost 3 years now it has been very obvious there is big money at play. People hired to spread FUD About the stock. From multiple timezones, nationalities, and cultures from around the world. Occasionally people make posts begging us to sell claiming it will destroy their families and financial businesses.
Why would me purchasing a failing video game store stock cause so much concern? GameStop holders do not coordinate times or prices to buy or sell, which is a fundamental for market manipulation.
Figureheads like Ryan Cohen are asked insane questions in court similar to, "didn't you tell people to not not follow your investment advice?" People like Keith Gill are investigated by congress for liking stocks and having a social media presence, while wall st companies like TD Ameritrade are free to burn down warehouses of important records. No investigation. No executives investigated or punished. Free to steal from retail investors.
https://abc7chicago.com/bartlett-il-fire-today-warehouse-access/11537202/

The Motley Fool publication and The Motley Fool Investing are two distinct legal entities with a similar name. One is allowed to purchase GameStop, while the other denigrates it as a "bad buy" in publications.

Wall st is free to corrupt the markets and openly commit market manipulation. Retail is only allowed to lose money or regulators will jump on them as "market manipulators." Regulators will crush retail investors with expensive investigations and lawyers fees no regular person can afford, while Wall st gets a slap on the wrist for stealing millions of dollars from average working people.

>>59298529
BHAHAHAHHHAH I ACTUALLY CANT STOP

Jannies have banned megama'ams copy pasta for racism?

I have nearly 7000 shares. I feel very grateful. But is it enough bros? My parents are dead and I’m looking to start a family of my own here

> YIdG7mWg
comes out way too hard, now he's trying to reel back to get people back onto his side. NO NO SAR SELL AT $70. no one is listening to you, your jeet playbook is like 40 editions behind. we all know the plays, you're going to have to come back in here on a vpn and try again, you've exposed yourself. It's too fucking obvious to the veterans in here that you're a fucking shill. I didn't stick around for 3 years of psyops only to sell at $70.

Large wall st securities publications are freely allowed to "talk their book" when it comes to what they hold. Free to coordinate to disparage companies in a turnaround by real business leaders who are putting their own money at stake, and stock holders who are also putting their own money at stake.

It is the epitome of journalists interfering with our capital markets, interfering with people who are actually making business decisions, who their shareholders and employees depend on. It's wall st trying to bankrupt productive business leaders and make people unemployed because it hurts their wallet.

Wall st publications should not be allowed to coordinate to bankrupt specific companies. They should not be allowed to "cellar box" via naked shorting. They should not be allowed to use the fact they pay millions a year to maintain publications to manipulate markets and defraud retail investors.

I think I'm good at writing speeches to Congress, right? I'd read this to them, on TV.

>>59298543
Talking about jews in any context is racism

>>59298479

A classic pasta. Thanks, doc.

Call me into Congress, faggots. I make memes and have each toe in a separate professional discipline.

>>59295896
>gme hits 10k share
>putler launches the nukes

oh yeah
i had a baggie dream
(he had a baggie dream)

that ryan cohen, ryan cohen, dilluted for the fifth time!
(fifth time yeah,)
oh i had a dream, had a dream
( a baggie boy dream)

that ryan cohen, ryan cohen,
dilluted for the fifth time (fifth time)

oh we all held hands as baggots united as one

and jumped off the cliff, holding red bags in our thumbs

ryan cohen caused the deaths of his rabid fan base

he ain't a poster boy, just wanted to save face

oh i had a dream, had a dream

ryan cohen dilluted for the fifth time (fifth time)

i had a dream, had a dream

he dilluted near the $70 price point, for the third goddamn time.

the baggots were in shambles, the shills were making buckets of money, money ohh yeah

the shills hadn't seen a green day like this,

since dfv got pumepd and dumped live on his livestream!

oh i had a dream, had a dream

that ryan dilluted for the ffith time (fifth time)

>>59298566
It’s estimated to hit $450 by 2030. That’s $3.15m

>>59298566
Start a family now. Burn the boats

>>59298622
BAHAHAHA

>>59298575
>>59298578
>>59298603
Because they will be reading these comments in Congress, I would like to establish the source of my thesis for MOASS to be entered into the record as fact.

>Alice's Adventure in Wonderland (1865)
>Foundations of the Nineteenth Century (1899)
>Mein Kampf (1925)
>The International Jew: The Worlds Foremost Problem (1919-1927)
>The Green Book (1975)
>Applied Econometrics Time Series (2004)
>The History of Central Banking and the Enslavement of Mankind (2014)
>Complex Analysis (2016)
>The Dollar Endgame Vol I - V (2021)
>Cellar Boxing & Heatlamp Theory (2022)
>Various Playboy Magazines from Dad's milk crate (1980-2008)

>>59298622
I know this is larp but baggies unironically believe this

>>59298663
i cant they actually do its so sad

>>59298622
Checked. This sounds like the most normie tier realistic outcome but it also feels like that’ll be worth like what 1 mil is now. Hopefully my bobby shares/bonds do a lil sum in the interim.
>>59298627
I appreciate that this is the only real advice on the matter. I have a great girl, spending the holidays with her family at their home. Should be real comfy. I’d like to help give her a great life.

The one backstop of the world is truth. Fascist dictators or Communist leaders may oppress and lie to their citizens. They can hire international extrajudicial organizations like the Freemasons to harass citizens who oppose them. They can have agencies like the FBI, CIA, or local police carve a segment of their budget to harass and intimidate citizens for political reasons, much like the East German Statsi in the late 20th century.

Truth conquers all. If Wall st has bet everyone's money for personal gain, then we will all learn the truth eventually. People can commit suicide with "two shots to the back of the head," which was in a police report. Houses of mass shooters, like the Vegas one, can be under complete police surveillance, but apparently Houdini himself is able to break in and remove evidence.

>>59298656
>The History of Central Banking and the Enslavement of Mankind (2014)
I like that one. I would also recommend
>Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars (2018)
"Found in an air force printer sold at auction." Contains topics like the Rothschilds invention of "economic induction" which describes our current economic system very well.

>Various Playboy Magazines from Dad's milk crate (1980-2008)
Did you know playboy published child pornography? No charges filed. Imagine that! Maybe I should piss on Hugh Hefner's grave for doing something like that...

>>59298692
schitzo check

>>59298578
Where did it talk about jews?

>>59298703
when ryan cohen dilluted BAHAHHAHHAHAHAH 60 TO 20

Good night, fellas

>>59298728
Goodnight Clint, make sure you kek the crypto baggies in tomorrow's thread.

I just like the stock.

[YOU HAVE BEEN MUTED FOR 2 SECONDS, BECAUSE YOUR COMMENT WAS NOT ORIGINAL]

Congress has become pacified by the same teat of wealth and threats of force as most of society.
Groups like wall st, the military industrial complex, media conglomerates, or the medical industrial complex are free to terrorize both citizens and governments for personal gain.

I'd rather keep it more light hearted, so I'd like to enter this into the congressional record too. "Kitty History" by Trevor Moore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Lvv1f5Qu4

Imagine being on the side of banks and hedge funds like some huge faggot

What time is it in India?

Even now their big brown eyes look out, hoping some fine day to see

Baggie sails, running 'fore the gales, rolling down to Old Maui

>>59298830
Won't somebody think of the saars?

>>59298802
FAA YUUU MOTHER YURR

>>59298802
It's such a waste too, if they hired me to shill for them I'd do 10x damage for probably half the cost of all 2000-8000 jeets on payroll. But I would take my paycheck from them and dump it into GME negating the effort null. But they pay subhuman 64IQ jeets to shill because they cannot connect why big wall street money wants people to sell a stock for 3 years.

>>59298849
to play devil's advocate here, wallstreet's usual strategy of short ladder attacks and esl fud spamming probably works with most stocks and holder communities out there, but wallstreet boomers and yale bros just can't compute that gamestop and it's community are unique.
this time it IS different.

>>59298887
It's because WAGMI.

>>59298744
Dude…. This is a thread for the stock of a company that sells used copies of Luigi’s Mansion for the Nintendo Gamecube

Why did JPM report owning $6 million face value of BBBY 2044 bonds for October 7, 2024?

Why did JPM report an increase to $35 million face value of BBBY bonds for November 7, 2024?

I thought the siloniggers said it's a dead company?

https://x.com/BobbyCat42/status/1861599854075723958

>>59298887
Yeah that's true, works with boomers and normies, but not with 100% purely synthesized weapon-grade autism. My dad started listening to the Motley Fool having seen their own metric that shows their "listeners" are up 500% compared to the S&P500, and he was wondering why he was down 30% on a multi-million dollar portfolio, before he told me and I berated him.

>>59298887
Well strictly speaking most the time they rely on a compromised board of directors so I wouldn't be surprised if this is the first time they've needed online shills. Normally just need to rely on Crammer as if investors get uppity they could just rely on the board to sabotage the company.

Same reason we saw Daniel go mask off, retards didn't keep a degree of seperation between their staff and shills.

>>59298914
bonds get paid out first in bankruptcy I believe.

>>59298887
Yea, that shit doesn't work here for a number of reasons.

>>59298919
>so I wouldn't be surprised if this is the first time they've needed online shills.
Paid stockbashers have always existed, we've had one confess as in 2007
Look up
>Confessions of a stock basher
Tranny sparkles is a high level one

>Went from $20 to $30 based on nothing but an announcement about PSA grading and getting a director.
No earnings, no merger and no significant buy-in from insiders or DFV. And best yet retail fomo hasn't even begun yet but that will soon change after earnings or DFV returns.

Holding over 30 lads

>>59298962
I'd believe it maybe, but what we've seen from Citadel's set up is just amateurish.

>>59298887
>b-but you just got lucky!
Lucky enough to have a functioning brain

yo it's three thousand thirty

>>59299018
Thirty-thirty is a good deer-hunting levergun caliber.
>the stag hunt is on

What calls should I get - I have 1k USD?
Want to get 17th Jan Options

>>59299148
>What calls should I get
margin calls

>>59299157
what are you smoking, there are no margin calls for calls. It's not something that you have to provide collateral for.

Is Martin Shkreli /ourguy/?

bahahha baggots

>>59298909
Oh yeah. Nothing is happening. Carry on.

>>59298977
> they still think he's coming back

oh no no no not after he got PUMPED AND DUMPED ON HIS OWN LIVESTREAM AHAHAHHA

man I don't want money anymore I can see spirits

>>59299234
bahahahahya the baggots are losing it

>>59299242
no like-
OK Bro.

The people who have been tasked with convincing me to sell a share are doing a very poor job.

Hoes mad lol

>>59299322
fucken baggot IT WILL NEVER GO ABOVE 35

>>59298914
Downies will just ignore this post and continue try shilling their solana crypto scams

>>59299352
BNHAHAHHAHA BAGGOT DFV LEFT DF VLEFT

>>59299357
whos dfv

What a hateful little man

>>59299385
Deep Fucking VVatamelon

>>59299411
what a baggot litetl man

>>59299411
fucken weeb you have no friends and jerk off to fake women while i plow women irl in my condo BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>59299421
Condos are suburban divorced dad rapeshacks here, pajeet. Post your view with a handwritten "sup /GME/" to prove me wrong.

Dude i just want like 30 million dollars so i can retire and spend my life doing nothing im not even that greedy come on man just 1 moass

>>59299411

What will be the cope when it's 2027 and still no moass

i don't care about money anymore where are my ghost wife's paintings

What will be the cope when it's 2027 and gamestop isn't bankrupt

This could be all of us soon if you all just buy some more GME at once
No pissing around with options, we can all win, the DTCC is a bountiful pinata

i have a baggot issue.
it went from 30.67 to 30.43...
do i blame kenny...? do i blame ryan...?
do i blame gary...? robinhood..??
baggots help me..who do i blame this time.

>>59299558
Olgierd?

FUCKEN BAGGOT TARDS
you guys make me irrationaly fucken angry u r all stupid

Take your meds before I take them away

>>59299528
I'll be dead so, there will be no cope from me.

>>59299593
NOOOO THE P RICE GOT DILLUTED
WHY WOULD RYAM DO THISSSSS

>>59299586
Are they skimping your pay? There's no way a genuine hater would post this

>>59299575
>He doesn't know that when GME breaks The Market Maker's curse, all overshorted stocks (In the name of fair market participation) and Zombie OTCs (Those not in "the club" and naked shorted to death) go to infinity
>The DTCC, which is a branch of the FED, has to print infinite liquidity or the Game Stops
>If the Game Stops, the golems are awoken
>If the golems are awoken, there are guillotines
Piggly Wiggly's revenge. Shrimple as.

>>59299640
Why does the illiterate barely able to type angry shill and pretend laughing illiterate shill keep coming back? I NEED ENTERTAINMENT NOT SHIT

>>59299681
They're just throwing shit at a wall and seeing what sticks. Shutting them down while keking them is the best move against such faggotry

>>59299528
>What will be the cope when it's 2027 and still no moass
there wont be any cope since most will use this run to exit their positions.

Nat Turner's SEC filling should come in today

kek crab baggots

>>59299730
lol are you me? im exiting my 2k shares @ 70

Digits is percent chance of moass today, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal

>>59299730
Lel nice try

What increase are you guys hoping to get during the moass? A modest 3x or some supermoon thing

>>59299792
I want 10k min. All dreams come true and the world heals 100k

>>59299792

>>59299777
>lol are you me? im exiting my 2k shares @ 70
imma start selling some at 40 and the rest at 10 increments.

>>59299794
30->10k is fucking absurd. Thats like twice the 2021 hypetrain. 100k, probably destroys americas economy

>>59299804
It's already destroyed, bucko.

If GME ends today over $38 I’ll get a stripper girlfriend

and lets say it again, kek the dumbfuck delusional baggot cultists.

wheres that chud watermelon NEET?

>>59299801
why not sell starting at 70 tho? thats where all the dillutions happen, also we cant get more dillutions until AFTER earnings, unless they release eraning early

Good morning, gentlemen

>>59299730
>exiting at $30 ($120)
Oh please let your masters attempt to close all their shorts at this price. I'll even allow them to borrow money for this

>>59299985
No one is coming to bailout your underwater short position. You will still be burden of what has been

Digits is percent chance of moass today, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal.

t. identity thief

>>59299998
My god he did it

Today we hit 35. But dont cream your pants yet. Save that for Friday, when we hit 70. Then the fun really starts.

PM chicanery is up instead of the usual dump

>>59299998
based

31
>31

>>59300009
BAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT YOU ACTUALLY THINK ITLL GO TO 70

>>59299998
banchode stilll didnt roll all 9s.

>>59299999
>>59300000
For my fellow numbers enthusiasts

>>59300082

>Wednesday MOASS

If my average is already $29 with 25 shares. Is it going to make much difference buying 50 shares at the current price?

>>59300107
Anything below $1,000 is a bargain basement blowout fire sale price.

gme go up :)

Unrelated to GME but Elon spent 120 million to get trump elected. His net worth jumped by 60 billion as a result. A 49900% increase. Very moassesque!

>>59300137
fucking lefties!
cant even stay on their side of the isle. just couldn't resist co-opting their opponents side.
kek

the stock market is centralised, while crypto is decentralised.
which is the safer investment choice?

Moona soona

slow run ups always make me bearish. at least there is no media attention and lots of distraction.

>>59300167

>>59300180
shalom gary gensler

>gap up at market open
>price slammed back down to fill gap
>price bounces back up
>price tests 32 on and off for most of the day
>price breaks 32 in the afternoon
>35 EOD
Source: whispers from the astral plane

>>59300205
Sweaty we open at 35

>>59300193
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOW DARE YOU ILL HAVE YOU KNOW MY NAME IS BEARCLAW

>>59300223
Doesn't matter, whatever gap that is created at market open is 100% getting filled today

>>59298914
Shills hate this

>>59300233
See you at the synagogue, I hear Adam Aaron, Ryan Cohen and Gabe Plotkin will be there.

You guys are also daydreaming about what you would do after the moass right. Id probably finally go to sleep at peace for once

>>59299998
Thats because it wasn't me, I'll roll 9's when the time is right, here have a 4 in the meantime.

>>59300263
stop already, it's embarrassing

>>59300258
Feeling cute. Might built the largest navy the world has ever seen and invade the Undying Lands to seize the secret of immortality from the Valar by force later.

kek hedgies

>>59300362

>>59300258
>be 2021
>just want to make a few quid to pay few bills
>be 2024
>just want to play Zelda and have fat latina maids in the countryside look after me

Simple man with simple needs.

Wednesday freshie
>>59300413
>>59300413

>>59300276
Yes mum :(