/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>59265455
i am (still) with you mumen rider

>>59265455
today is the day little bro

O lawd he climbin

See you tomorrow

The best thread on this board

btw. just wondering snailbro
what is your fallback image in case your normal one already exists on the board? Do you just change a pixel? Or do you wait?

>Be loser alcoholic 35yo millennial
>Get job 1 year ago in November
>Buy Bitcoin (and Link)
>"I know I know, but I'm just not going to sell until 2030 is all. I'm sorry. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
>Going to retire at 40 on a factory worker's pay

>>59265455

Posting in a legendary thread

i blame jannies for cucking us of 100k yesterday

Today is the day! Place me within the confines of the screencap, verily, gentlemen.

>>59265640
No, blame Europoors.
It is once again winter and their gas bills will bankrupt them if they don't sell their coins now so their unelected tax official can check to make sure they paid their 67% tax on their gains before buying gas ahead of time to make sure they pay the 38% gas tax.

>>59265455
posting to witness

Is it time?

These fakeouts downwards to lure bobos into getting rekt just to jump back... never getting old.

97k brutally rejected...
the lance of longinus...

Cam on Bitcoin.
Score some fackin gains!

>>59265455
YGMI Anon

>>59265455
Today is the day.

Is today the day?

>>59265780
Yes, the snail dies today.

Good luck snail bro. I hope today is your big day.

>>59265789
Didn't you know? When a snail dies it turns into a beautiful butterfly. Albeit a dead butterfly.

>>59265789
He doesn't die. He ascends.

>>59265455
It is going to happen within 12 hours, I can just feel it. Made some edibles and cookies and am going to order a pizza and enjoy this moment as we enter a new paradigm. Good luck frens.

>>59265455

You can do it bro!

>>59265513
sadly true

>>59265599
neither of those went up a life-changing amount?

>>59265674
>so their unelected tax official can check to make sure they paid their 67% tax on their gains
My country has zero taxes on gains. USA is actually one of the worst nations in this context.

>>59265455
Almost there, anon! Looks like your post is paying off, lol. But I’m all in on altcoins too, stacking up on DePIN gems like Natix, BLXM, Render, and IO.

>>59265486
based
>>59265455
Tonight Bitcoin will hit 100k, exactly on the night my church is having a "Friendsgiving" with the young adults. I get to relax, party, and get fat with the bros all while celebrating how rich we are/are going to get. Life is so good bros. God is good amen

>>59265455

What do you buy a snail on his best day?

>>59265455
not happening

>>59265896
>bad day today. threw in my last $250 just to be left with $20 which I took out to buy this food. probably gonna veg out and watch movies all night. fuck you Bobo but WAGMI bro


t. Anon in 12 hours

>>59265525
I just add or subtract a pixel from the borders though I have a few snail variants as well.

>>59265720
I don't mind the massive wall at 100k. Makes it feel like pressure building up at this level rather than easily going over then petering out.

>>59266075
The battle for $100k will be an epic fight.

WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT THIS WEEKEND, I CAN FEEL IT

>>59266075
We are blowing past 100K to 110 or 120. Cap it.

Trips and we hit 100k tonight. Check em!

It's happening in 1.5 hours. Check them.

ive been edging for 7 hours bros god damn

This might be the one, snailbro. Posting in case of history being made. Go get 'em, champ.

>>59265455
It's happening today.

Still another day of the snail being denied.

>>59266256
I'm about to sell 100 BTC

It already happened retards

Cam an bitcorn

>>59266312
???

>>59266318
Look at the High, retardsama

>>59266312
if it wasn't on binance or coinbase then it doesn't count

>>59266312
non-american detected, opinion rejected

Already placed my 2nd short at 99400

>>59266327
yes but I don't see this anywhere else
shopped?

posting in legendary thread

>>59265455
it's over bros, snail wins, pack your shit and leave.

A little pump for btc, a huge step for mankind...

>>59266331
F

>>59265455
NNNOOOOOO FRENS I DON'T WANT TO GO!!!

I'VE HAD SO MUCH FUN THESE PAST YEARS.

I AM NOT READY TO GO LIKE THIS.

I THOUGHT I HAD MORE TI

>>59266312
>"The Arabian run fully bri'ish exchange with a full 100 bitcoins of liquidity said..."

>>59266151
this, this when we pass 100k (all the bids are filled) the momentum will still be there and we will rapidly climb another 10k or 20k.
there will be some sell pressure to overcome but the euphoria will be strong
christ the lord is my king

>>59266333
i see it on RH, but it's just a wick.

>>59265455
Today, we gather in this thread to be a part of something incredible.
As Bitcoin nears $100k, we should take a moment to remember a milestone that was once just whispered about in forums, laughed off by skeptics, and dreamt of by believers. It's a result of the countless people pushing the limits of what money, technology, and community can be.
Today the sun is rising on a new world, where someone will pay $100k for what was once only known as "magic internet money."
Today we remember: it's not just about the dollar value, it's about believing in something bigger. It's about rejecting the financial systems that exist to keep us down, and it's about paving OUR own way towards what WE define as freedom.
This is proof that an idea can beat the odds, and defy all expectations. From a fringe online forum to the world stage, from a digital novelty to the best performing asset in the last decade, the bans, the FUD, the scrutiny, the seethe, Bitcoin persists.
Today we move forward unto dawn, our perseverance today and every day preceding, leads up towards a better tomorrow.
To those who HODLed, rejoice. To those who sold, enjoying buying back in at $250k, champ. To the suits who called it a bubble, a ponzi, a scam - those Keynesian economics textbooks will make for great kindling when the "transitory" inflation leaves you struggling to pay for heat. To those waiting for the right moment, there isn't one. The train doesn't stop, you can get in or keep watching from the platform.

Retards, WAGMI

>>59266312
We go exclusively by snailbro's account in this establishment,, nigger.

Can you guys believe we had a runup to 60k in 2021? That was the ultimate paperhands shakeout. We couldn't even barely pump to 70k because retards mass panicked sold. We had to wait 4 years to shake all of those retards out. People shorted and fast mass sold at those prices, while for this entire year we comfortably took it as support. The fabled 100k run was never supposed to happen back then, it was a preparation. A foresee for today. And it's not stopping here at 100k. Yet, here it fucking is. WAGMI.

>>59266374
I was even looking for a wick. I'll check again. Either way it doesn't count anyway.

witnessing btc $100k, meanwhile the jeetcoin (link) is dumping yet again

we are above 99k
only $725 more to go

Today is the day.

>>59266049
Kek, that looks scrumptious though. But where I live that would easily be 30 bucks.

Put me in the screencap.

>>59265455
cursed

>>59266312
Robinhood is gay
>t. never used Robinhood

holy shit, we're on the edge RIGHT NOW

Posting in historic thread.

>>59266312
Wrong. The Associated Press has not called it yet.

Don’t screencap me in epic bread, you don’t have my permission

>>59266376
Imagine if this was Satoshi posting this.

how many bitcoins exist?

>>59266456
use google

>>59266456
about tree fiddy

>>59266456
most have been lost, my guess is there's about 10 million still accounted for

>>59266487
yeah i didn't ask the right question. that's what i figured and what i was really wondering, how many are in "circulation" or whatever, not how many have ever been mined.

>>59266487
>19,884,475 mined till date
>only 10,000,000 accounted for
How do I get my hand on the lost ones

>>59266527
>How do I get my hand on the lost ones
keys.lol

ARISE

>>59266527
just bruteforce ecdsa haha

>>59266527
Saying only 10 million are still accounted for is an overestimation of lost Bitcoin. And if you really want to blow computing power on looking for old wallet keys, https://privatekeys.pw/puzzles/bitcoin-puzzle-tx is a better option.

>>59265455
What's your address, friend? I intend to make good on my promise to send you 0.1 BTC when the price reaches $100k.

>>59265455
Imagine not thinking this inevitable

>>59266574
What are you going to do after 100k snailbro?

>>59266577
It is listed on snailposter.com ending in "dahrv". I won't ever list it here though. And that would be super cool of you.

>>59265455
the jews are not going to let this hit 100k just saying

!!!!! EVERY CRYPTO/CBDC HAS A BACKDOOR !!!!!

!!!!! ALL OF THEM ARE COMPROMISED !!!!!

!!!!! ALL OF THEM ARE RUN THROUGH DIEGO GARCIA !!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QdCvssobis

>>59266618
who cares lmao

$100k titanium super teflon diamond resistance.
It's over, see you next cycle

>>59265455
Lets go!

>>59265455
Today is the day, I can feel it! Also checked! Also anon we deserve to see your face, you are the hero! if you stamp this, ciao Mastro! spero tu sia ricco ora!

>>59266649
creepy

>>59266589
he's going to retire in the countryside with his wife and kids

This is it!
Posting in the epic final thread!
Never forget why we came here!

Every single Satoshi stacked and removed from a centralized exchange, is another bullet removed from the battlefield.
Endless warfare is a product of fiat money printing, and governments no longer need consent from their people to go to war, they simply rob future generations by printing more.
Holding Bitcoin makes it impossible for them to rob our futures and when they try, it only inflates the price and makes us even more wealthy.

During the french revolution there was a new piece of technology called the guillotine that was used to execute 40,000 French aristocrats.
Today, in the 21'st century there is a new technology called Bitcoin that will be used in a similar manner.
The revolution will be peaceful, and instead of decapitating our elites, we are decapitalizing them.
A fate worse than death for the average soulless banker.

GOOOOOOOOOO

>>59266653
You are creepy! Shut up! We love the snail!

I'm so excited for you guys

Let it be known i was here

JOSIE'S ON A VACATION FAR AWAY
COME AROUND AND TALK IT OVER
SO MANY THINGS THAT I WANNA SAY
YOU KNOW I LIKE MY GIRLS A LITTLE BIT OLDER
I JUST WANNA USE YOUR LOVE TONIGHT
I DON'T WANNA LOSE YOUR LOVE TONIGHT

>>59265455
It's never happening. Check the digits. Black swan incoming

>>59266574
I don't think it's that far off. Right now there's almost 18m bitcoin in dormant addresses. Sure, most of those might be owned and people just holding, but I don't think it's a stretch to say half of those are lost.

https://bitinfocharts.com/top-100-dormant_7y-bitcoin-addresses.html

125k by end of November
Check em

>>59266649
The snail is the snail. I could have milked it to scam shitty memecoins or for social media clout but that would have ruined the whole point. Maybe I will be open about myself more in the future, but right now the snail is the snail.

>>59265455
This is the one I think. Posting yet again in historic thread

I am currently at my wageslave terminal at CUH. Future me - did we make it?

poasting in epic bread
I was here
RC

>>59266667
you're trying to dox him kek

>>59266433
it's over

>>59266433
>>59266694
unfunny reddit meme

Best iOS app to see buy/sell walls?

I was here

>>59266312
Robinhood is feeless but they charge their premium into the price you pay. You're not actually buying from sellers on RH; you're buying from the exchange itself and they upcharge an extra .5-1%. It's how they make their money. Other shitxchanges like Crypto.com do the same exact shit

>>59265455
Screencap me.

So close, no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters

>>59266679
checked

>>59266725
And yes, snail bro, this is epic bread.
Your dedication is indeniable.

>>59266727
Never opened myself this way
Life is ours, we live it our way
All these words I don't just say
And nothing else matters

>>59266701
get a computer retard

100k INCOMMING

>>59265455
COLOSTOBRO IS FUCKING BACK AS DHNA!!!

DEV HAS NO ANUS!!!

DEV HAS NO FUCKING ANUS

devhasnoanus.com
tg @ devhasnoanus

GET IN THE FUCKING TG FOR A SMALL AIRPLOP OF THE NEW TOKEN

>>59265455
THE TIME IS NOW.

Put me in the SS

HERE WE
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>59265455
its habbening

>>59266438
I've been edging all week my balls are aching

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP BROS

>>59265455
He cute.

>>59265455
Once again, I salute you, snailposter. May today mark the fullfilment of your prophecy.

May your determination and faith guide us on the road to 1M.

Thinking of doing one to $1million directly after this. OP, thoughts?

>>59266632
Still would.
Not even brutally but vanilla eye contact.
I wanna see her soul get sucked back into her body as she realizes love is real.

>>59265455
Remind me again what happened in 25th of July 2021 that lead to the birth of this one autistic and determined snail?

>>59266686
This is the way.
No face reveals.
Never meet your heroes.

bearsisters the snail must be stopped

im gonna miss you snail after this is over

In emerald fields beneath the sky,
A joyous cheer is rising high.
Will bitcoin kiss the golden mark?
Delight us in the legends spark.

Come gather 'round, ye lads and maids,
We'll dance beneath the moonlit shades.
With hope aflame and hearts aligned,
Together now, our fortunes bind.

>>59265455
this weekend, snailbro, this weekend!

>>59265455
cute

Here for history

>>59265455
I honestly didn't think we would get this far, I expected the snail to become an eternal pet and that's it, even chainlink on sol survived long enough to see all this, the bull run is real

Can't believe I'm part of this
>>59267093

>>59265455
Posting in legendary thread. Vincent was here.

You fools, the moment it hits 100k the market will turn red, are you willing to sacrifice everything for meme numbers?

>>59266376
amen

Is this the pump to cross the line?

THIS IS IT

375 usd away

Prepare your celebratory images anons

Reverse head and shoulder as we push ATH!
This is it fuckers, show me YFW

>>59265455
HERE IS COOOOOOOOOMES

>>59266937
he must be salted harder
>>59266686
absolutely based never change

>>59266686
ssh you didn't see that >>59267281

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

IS IT HAPPENING????

Lets get it bros
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA

$150 more to go
WAGMI!

SOON.

>>59266686
You are the very best of us, a true pimp and a philosopher.

STICKY it

>>59267213
You noob, milions would be liquitaded because of people like you and btc will surge to 120 k next day

>>59265455
We are going to 100k, regards from /bant/

It's been a long road frens.

>>59267304
Yes
YES

this is the thread?

You will never be real money. You have no utility, you have no anonymity, you do not store intrinsic value. You are a banker/glowie psyop twisted by FOMO and negative real interest rates into a crude mockery of natural perfection.

All the “mooning” you do is unsustainable and half-hearted. Behind your back people short you. Your miners are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “promoters” laugh at your ghoulish digits behind closed doors.

Peter Schiff is utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of Jewish history have allowed Schiff to sniff out Ponzi schemes with incredible efficiency. Even cryptos that “have utility” look useless and unnatural to Schiff. Your lack of a physical structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a rig operator to “mine” you, he’ll turn tail and dump his bags the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected volatility.

You will never be widely adopted in transactions. You wrench out a fake pump every few months and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel your fraudulent nature growing more obvious, ready to dissolve you into the ether.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll get hacked, replaced by CBDC, wiped out by a solar flare, or cracked by a quantum computer. Your HODLers will regret buying you, heartbroken and ashamed that they must pimp out their wives for food. They’ll move into a dumpster, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a crypto "investor" lives there. Your "value" will dissolve into the nothingness from which it came, and all that will remain of your legacy are some memes that are unmistakably inorganic.

This is your fate. This is what the NSA cryptography unit chose. There is no turning back.

Posting in the final 100k snail thread

>>59265455
posting in an epic thread

>>59267333
when i wake up it better be 100k+ then.

>>59265455
I'm going to mooooooooooooooon

>>59267368
don't sleep
we're at 99.6k

Posting in epic bread

>>59265455
FINAL SNAIL THREAD!
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This is it, final stretch. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fuck niggers

99.7k
300 more to go

>there are GME bag holders that missed the BTC rocket
Hahahahahah

>>59267333
https://youtu.be/nJMBPi7IXMA

which exhange or website are we using to determine the 100k? Coinbase is a few hundred dollars higher than what CMC shows

Over 99,700 on Coinbase, let's fucking GOOOOOOOO

>>59267407
CMC just lags a few minutes behind, use literally ANY exchange (other than Robinhood) to check the price

>>59267405
>there are gme Chad's holding both
get throated coinlet

rip snailfren you shall be missed. today history will be made

>>59265455
Is it too late to buy bitcoin? I wanna invest a couple hundred bucks or at least start investing somewhere, but idk where to start.

The sell wall is too high, not even Saylor can break through it.

>>59267434
just dca, it'll pay off in the long run

>>59265455
100k soon and snail bro got dubs on his final thread. What a day.

>>59267434

Buying Bitcoin now is not a great idea, it has pumped +400% since market bottom. Look to top 100 altcoins instead.

>>59267434
It’s never too late. The price is going to continue to go up

>>59267452
This. I but a few bucks into BTC ever single day 365 days a year regardless of price.

Youre gonna be freed today

>>59265455
Christus est Rex.

I legit had a snail friend when I was young
I would wait every spring for it to come out of hibernation
we grew up together, it had grown big and then one day I found its empty shell
I kept the shell in my garden
when I went back to my old house recently the shell was gone but I still remember my snail friend
Today I'll lose another snail friend
Both brought me much joy

>>59266312
robinjood doesn't count

>99k stablecoin

>>59265455
Can't believe we're almost there.

>>59265455
I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT
OH LORD

We're about to make history Snailbro
I always believed in you

Bye bye 100k snail.
See you in 1M threads. ;)

never gonna happen, give up chud

>>59267470
Based.
>>59267458
>>59267452
Appreciate the advice anons. As an American what is the best trading platform to use? I have a KuCoin account, but if you guys know something better, I’d appreciate it.

>>59267434
Yeah its a good time. just don't go around thinking it'll go up 10x in a month or whatever. Buy and expect to hold for at least five years time. Don't take out any insane debt to buy bitcoin, don't try to day trade and avoid panic buying surging alt coins.

We're almost there

Where does snailbro go after this?

99 thousand 800 united states dollars

this is the day, let's go snail

The snail theme song on this HOLY DAY:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpOULjyy-n8

UH OH BIG STINKY INCOMING UH OH

>>59267434
Research the Bitcoin Act of 2024 and do some basic math. A conservative estimate for BTC will be 150k by the end of 2025.

>>59267536
Binance is the biggest exchange. If you’re in the USA coinbase is a good option. I personally don’t trust much else.

>>59267534
Not so fast, niggerbear.
Zoom in.

>>59267547
He dies

Almost there go go GO!

Drop the sell wall.

>>59267557
wow you will make 2x while the jews in charge sell and their policy makes your groceries 5x
really winning here

>>59265455
AAAAA WE ARE SO FUCKING CLOSE AGAIN

>>59265455
>I kan feeeeeeeel it cooooomin in the air, tonight. Oh leward#

>>59265455
99,666 as i type this

Here she goes
>>59267575
Don't care faggot

I was here.. :')

i am the bobo that has been posting xx.xx brutally and viciously rejected threads for 4 years. I kneel

99600
>99600
99600
>99600
99600
>99600
99600
>99600
99600
>99600
99600
>99600
99600
>99600
99600
>99600

$150 to go !

>>59265455
Put me in the screencap

>>59267588

>>59265455
Is today the day? I feel like it might be a bit longer.

The 99800 wall got through at last, the preperation for the final boss of bitcoin.

Someone post the 100k sell wall please I don't feel like getting on my MacBook I'm getting my balls licked by my Slavic gf

COME ON

>$99,644

Is this is? Is today the day?

Cam on bitty

>>59265455
O snail
Climb Mount Fuji
But slowly, slowly

>>59267590
Never mind. satoshi just dumped his bags. It’s over.

>>59267588
based

AAAAHHHHH 99588.01 VIOLENTLY REJECTED
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL

Another epic fail

>>59267616
nah fuck it 20x long BTC right now with your entire stack, turning off your brain is the best play

I GOT A FEELING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDA

>>59267588
Wake up bobo. It’s not too late. We’re bumping to $98k. You still go some work to do.

99k candles forever

>Meanwhile, ETH is dumping for no reason
lol
lmao

99.8k REJECTED

>>59265455
Can't believe it's actually about to happen kek

Verification not required.

We're almost there lads.

>>59267643
Pretty sure everyone was selling alts for BTC to make last minute buys before 100k

>world war 3 officially begins
Google just sent me this
it's over

>>59265455
>High: 98,850

WAGMI cyka blyat!

Thread theme: https://open.spotify.com/track/1Oae67sHC45sBQMrYhMiWF?si=o1v26jZKSlynLdUK2U40VA

99900 is an impenetrable wall, its over bullcucks

Not today I guess

>>59267665
>1 day ago
Old news
nothing ever happens

100k? Load ze word war zree fud.

STOP SELLING YOU FUCKING WHALES

T-This can't be.
There's just no way.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>59267651
kek not happening

It’s over. Were dumping back to 10k

>>59267213

Yeah for a bit, then it goes up again towards 120k and beyond

This is news to me

>>59267434
No. If it's just "internet money" to you and you don't know much more about it, read into it.
The idea around it is it's perfect money. Humanity's replacement of gold and a solution to central banking and governments being able to print money. There's a finite amount of it. It doesn't weigh anything and can cross borders with no one to stop it. No one can shut it down with existing technology. If you do self custody, you can store your own without needing an account with a third party. It's only just now beginning to be taken seriously by establishments. Countries are creating national reserves of it, including the US if Trump follows through. Even democrats are now changing their tone and trying to cozy up to it. Crypto holders were a voting block of their own in the election, hence Trump doing things like speaking at BTC Nashville.

BUT it's not something you want to day trade. Just DCA and hold. It'll go farther than saving your money in fiat. Long term it's the closest investment to a sure thing.

Bro is gonna end his carrier

we're back to $99.5k

>>59267588
>>59267636
Never mind we’re going back up. You can finish dying now.

Why wouldn't other countries follow El Salvador's winning?

>>59267434
If you're new to crypto and self custody sounds risky and complicated to you, just use an exchange like coinbase, binance, etc. The politically oriented types will tell you not to, that this defeats the purpose of bitcoin. They're not wrong in terms of getting around central banking, but baby steps..

next test incoming

>>59267636
it's over i'm going to rope.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>59267434
Top signal.

cup and handle forming in the minute chart

-200

That tiny-dip only showed up on a 5 minute candle. Bobos have nothing, I think we bump up against 100k today even if we don't totally surpass it.

i'll get a gf before BTC hits 100K

>>59267802
Keep dreaming, pal. We all know all you will do is jerk off to porn and even ask any out.

>>59265455

I WAS HERE.

> put me in the screen cap

Shoutout to the frozen pisscord, we wuz here at $10 per piss and $100k ber orange turd

It's happening, it's happening, it's fucking happening. Where do we go from here?

Why didn't I buy more BTC...

>>59265455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJzID62kRtw

>High: 99,860


LADS!!!!

Posting in the last thread my bitch basterd bloodies.

another fail, pack it up, it's over

>>59265455
STOP COCKBLOCKING US

>>59265486
I think so too.
Then orderblocks & weekend volume fuck us right back to $95k

>>59265938
the USD will deflate to a lifechanging ammount

Those of you who have "make it" stacks, have you thought about rebalancing your portfolio into broad based index ETFs? It's exactly because BTC outperformed all my other investments that I'm not diversified at all.

I'm as much of a BTC maxi as the next guy and have been holding for the better part of a decade (I'm older than most of the zoomers on this board) but I'm thinking of at least reweighting into 50-80% ETFs. At the same time, I have an unfounded belief that BTC may finally have reached a point where its volatility will decrease and it's an asset that just chad goes up forever in the long term so it doesn't carry as much risk as individual equities or shitcoins, thus not making diversifying as pressing of a matter.

Curious how other anons who made it are managing their risk.

I hope this is the last fucking thread, and it’s not gonna tease us with 100k till eoy

>>59265599
>2030
Newfag

>>59267903
>>59267709

>>59267897
If you have a 'make it' stack, don't you just dump enough into some save dividen-assets so you can live freely for at least a decade?

>>59267897
BTC will continue to eat stocks, real estate, gold, and anything else you can but because it's the best store of value and like 80% of the price of those assets is SoV.

We might be minutes away from 100k and i will take this opportunity to coinfess. I had 3.4 btc worth about 3 days ago but i collapsed and did a shit trade and now im down to 2.7 btc. In in the end i converted everything to btc. Its too stressfull trying to trade against it. Now im just gonna let this ride. Im 26 so hopefully ill be 7 fig by the time im 30. God bless you snail king

put me in the fucking screecap, total bobo death

>>59267963
this man single handedly killed bobo.

>>59265455
Poasting in epic bread

what will happen with the snail??

Technically, Bitcoin was at 100K for a brief moment, but I guess it "doesn't count" unless the normiest of normie crypto price recorders, CMC, actually shows it. Which is fine I guess, but do note that technically Bitcoin did reach it for a very brief moment.

FUCK BITCORN
GLOWNIGGER SCAM
BUY GOLD INSTEAD

>>59265455
Thanks for the ride snailbro!

>>59268012
he already said next target is over 300k

>>59268014
nah

>>59266649
Il lumacapostatore è italiano?

>>59265455
Hot will we snailebrate

>>59268019
Yes. But it "doesn't count" unless it's on CMC. Normies will never accept it otherwise.

tu peux le faire petit escargot

When is it going to correct itself, and how far back down do you think it will go? 70k - 80k range?
I want to buy more but not at these prices, i'm not rich enough to throw in a few hundred bucks at a time

make new, snailbro

Lol rip bitbois, too much resistance, maybe next year. You'll hit a massive dooomp if u fags get close

it's sticky time

>>59265455
tonight your watch will end!

来た行くよ
ボボ
死ぬ時間

>>59265455
based

GO NIGGER!!!!!

>btc $100k
status: REJECTED.

quick post another thread

>>59268043
You could buy future and then buy a PUT option at the same time in case it corrects.

>>59268043
We will never see $69000 again

>everyone acting as if we already reached 100k
>in reality there is a gigantic fucking sell wall
Most likely not being breached today. It's going to need to test and reject multiple times for that resistance to be broken. It's a fucking huge wall bros, like 20x larger than 70, 80, or 90k was

COME ON TARS

>>59268111
All I'm hearing is short squeeze

>99k breached
it's over...bitcoin has failed...

>>59268076
>>59266312
>>59268014

> Technically, Bitcoin was at 100K for a brief moment, but I guess it "doesn't count" unless the normiest of normie crypto price recorders, CMC, actually shows it. Which is fine I guess, but do note that technically Bitcoin did reach it for a very brief moment.

Idiot

I kinda feel bad that we got so close but the snail bro is gonna have to make this thread for at least another year.

>>59268211
>editing a page source because you're mad it actually got to 100K
Why are Bobos like this? Yes, it did get to 100K. You can see hundreds of screenshots of this on X and other sites. It was only very brief though, so it "doesn't count" until it actually holds long enough for it to register in the normie mindset.

>>59268211
It's not official until it reaches $100k on the exchange with the highest volume, in this case, Binance.
This is how we've always done it because it's easy to scam wick a price target on low volume exchanges and in aggregate.

>>59268239
this

>>59268111
or hear me out, the shorters will get liquidated when saylor buys again

>>59268263
he will buy over the week just like he did the last 2 weekends. he will literally kill them.

Feeling so comfy right now. You can do it, snail!

>>59265455
I always loved you bro

You're doing this, snail!

>>59268356
hnnnnnnnnnnnggggg

>>59265455
toastin inna epin bread

>>59268356
nnngh molest the snail

>>59265780
is today the day hector?

>>59265455
Congrats snail bro! We made it

120k by january

>>59268239
>>59268261
wow you guys are total normies.

Hey idiots.
You know when it happens?
Literally when the snail with the tripcode posts a screenshot. Not one second before that. Not in Japan, not on a rape monkey exchange in Great Pakistan that nobody has ever heard of with 11 bitcoins of liquidity, not in China, but in snailbros portfolio, which is hopefully binance or coinbase.

>>59268043
probably fast dip to 80-85k which will be bought up fast as fuck then possibly hovering 90-95k again for a little. if u think it's going lower than 74k it means the cycle is broken and that was the ATH for this cycle which is retarded. just HODL and buy the dips

>>59268111
saylor buying 3 billion worth of btc within the next week lmao. gl with that wall.

>>59266686
Tomorrow is gonna be. Day 1 of snail posting until Btc is 1 million.

Because the snail.... The snail never changes

I think the snail should retire and a new animal should take its place
how about a turtle

>>59267350
>see migu
>reply
:3
we will go higher

Haahahaha
Rest in piss dumbfucks
Look at all the retards ITT who were so sure it was going to break 100k