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>>59200658
posting in epic thread

>>59200658

>>59200658
GO SNAIL GOOOO

>>59200658
ARISE

>>59200658
EPIC BREAD

Everyone ITT obtains Original Snailsta status.

Based snail. You finally did it. Post me in the screencap. Vibe was here.

Amazing. The final thread.
I was here.

it begins

I'M HERE
EVERYONE, LEND YOUR ENERGY TO THE SNAIL - THIS IS THE FINAL STRETCH, HE WILL MAKE IT
\o/

>>59200658
Yeah this is the one

We're gonna make it Snailbro!
What's the next goal after 100k? Do you think we'll ever reach 250k???

Slow and steady... we're all gonna make it!

>>59200688
I haven't seen the watame version before, thanks

As always, all the old posts are listed on snailposter.com

Finally you MADE IT !!!!!

the prophecy shall be fulfilled...

>>59200658

toasting in ebin bread

>>59200658
Can't believe it's actually happening.

Tonight!

Hopefully these new millionaires pump alt coins too

FIRST SNAIL ON THE MOON TODAY

>>59200658
>>59200705
Sir, how do you feel now that the goal is so near?

this is not the thread

you really deserve it mr snail for persevering this long. i hope you are holding a fat stack of btc.

>>59200658
still not gonna happen. It's gonna dump down to the fucking core of the earth right at $99,999

>>59200658
TODAY

Put me in the screen cap

>>59200741
fuck off ye of little faith

100k when?

letsgoboys

>>59200777
7:44pm.

>>59200658
we are currently in operation barbarossa of crypto. What is our moscow and when are we going to reach it?

He could have given up. He could have sold. He could have disappeared. Faded away. He would have never had to post it again.

But he didn't. He believed. No, he knew. He posted the snail when no one else would, knowing this moment would come. He did it. He is the Based Snailposter. And now he will win.

o7

>>59200658
I can't believe I'm actually going to WAGMI!!!!

>>59200658
oops I meant to post Serena.

>>59200658

Bro, you're nearly there! I am so proud of you little dude. We all are. I'm really gonna miss you when this is all over, little bro.

>>59200658
Snailbros what happens after 100k

Snail!!!

Jannies need to go ahead and pin this

snail post for the legendary snail thread

>>59200658
let's go, snailbros

I was here.

>>59200658
Holy fuck

Congrats Kings for surviving the bear market

WAGMI

posting in le ebic threab bread check'em

Your retirement is near.

Slow and steady

>>59200658
I go on vacation for a week and the snail decides to make his moves.

What a sneaky, conniving and cowardly creature!

Bobros all hands on deck, get the shorts going now, we must stop the snail.

>>59200658
dude what are you gonna do when we get to 100k?
>1208
have you been posting daily for +3 years?
epic.

>>59200658
I have nothing with crypto but this snail is the pinnacle of the retarded crypto space.
Thank you snail for making me laugh <3 I hope you achieve your goal!

>>59200664
Just like in the previous one, and the one before that, lol

Ive been with you since 20K snailbro! today we will make it! Im willing to wait 900 seconds to post in this epic thread!

fuck ya snail bro. theres a lesson here for all of us

Just a liiiitle bit more, little buddy, and you're there!

Put me in the screencap

Kino.

Quick question for a newbie, how does one buy coins on SOLANA if he has an address? I don't get it at all.

>>59200658
Snail will stop posting by the weekend, God willing.

>>59200658
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What a fucking breakout, snail. You're gonna make it.

Our hero the snail, posts for the 1207th time. The power of the snail, which is slow and steady is now manifesting as a mailstorm of green energy surrounding the orange snail. The loyal Bizraeli Squad members Mumen Rider, Surfer Dude, BoboRectInAnusPoster, Get Out Dude, and Anya stand by in awe at the power of the snail. All the other Bizraelis stop and gape at the power, the wojaks turning green, the mumus turning gold and the bobos faces melting into total liquidation. Generational wealth accumulated through hodling is becoming apparent and manifest, the ethereal voices of future inheritors, wholecoiners at birth echo to their ancestors here now in the present. The weight of years of posts rests on the back of the snail, his eyes like lasers, his hair growing turning Trump blonde, he accends to the level of becoming a legendary meme, the SuperSnail, who will be remembered in Biz history forever. One final step remains, will anon give his power to the snail to light the candle that accends to 100k by doing 100 push-ups today? Or will he pussy out like a bitch and wait for 100k another day. Find out on todays episode of Bizraeli Squad Z by replying if you did 100 push-ups today.

today our cocks are swollen

I been watching you, if I haven’t commented before, here we are.

Our hero the snail, posts for the 1208th time. The power of the snail, which is slow and steady is now manifesting as a mailstorm of green energy surrounding the orange snail. The loyal Bizraeli Squad members Mumen Rider, Surfer Dude, BoboRectInAnusPoster, Get Out Dude, and Anya stand by in awe at the power of the snail. All the other Bizraelis stop and gape at the power, the wojaks turning green, the mumus turning gold and the bobos faces melting into total liquidation. Generational wealth accumulated through hodling is becoming apparent and manifest, the ethereal voices of future inheritors, wholecoiners at birth echo to their ancestors here now in the present. The weight of years of posts rests on the back of the snail, his eyes like lasers, his hair growing turning Trump blonde, he accends to the level of becoming a legendary meme, the SuperSnail, who will be remembered in Biz history forever. One final step remains, will anon give his power to the snail to light the candle that accends to 100k by doing 100 pushups today? Or will he pussy out like a bitch and wait for 100k another day. Find out on todays episode of Bizraeli Squad Z.

>>59200658
YOU GOT TO PUMP IT UP
DONT YOU KNOW
PUMP IT UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
>im just running in the 90k's

>>59200658
what form will you take post 100k?

Our hero the snail, posts for the 1208th time. The power of the snail, which is slow and steady is now manifesting as a mailstorm of green energy surrounding the orange snail. The loyal Bizraeli Squad members Mumen Rider, Surfer Dude, BoboRectInAnusPoster, Get Out Dude, and Anya stand by in awe at the power of the snail. All the other Bizraelis stop and gape at the power, the wojaks turning green, the mumus turning gold and the bobos faces melting into total liquidation. Generational wealth accumulated through hodling is becoming apparent and manifest, the ethereal voices of future inheritors, wholecoiners at birth echo to their ancestors here now in the present. The weight of years of posts rests on the back of the snail, his eyes like lasers, his hair growing turning Trump blonde, he accends to the level of becoming a legendary meme, the SuperSnail, who will be remembered in Biz history forever. One final step remains, will anon give his power to the snail to light the candle that accends to 100k by doing 100 pushups today? Or will he pussy out like a bitch and wait for 100k another day. Find out on todays episode of Bizraeli Squad Z by replying to this post if you did 100 push-ups today.

>>59200742
Single digits, X BTC. Decent but still plenty of work to do.

>>59201593
>what form will you take post 100k?
Doge to $1

8k to go
wagmi

It's all so obvious in hindsight. Luckily I've still got 0.02 btc and 10 shares of MSTR, so I'm not too ass-pained. Not great, not terrible.

>>59200658
congratz snailposter, we all bow. but you missed a couple days, didn't you?

>>59201629
doge will get fucked by a squirrel on meth before this happens..

I'm posting in every thread from now on.

I don't own enough... not nearly enough...

WAGMI

92362 dollarinos.

>>59200658
YOU CAN DO IT SNAILBRO

>>59200658
your job is almost over fren

snailbro, I kneel

come on bittiecoin lets push for 94k
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'll put an end to this charade, I will market buy BTC right now

>>59202729
WHAT DID YOU DO!?

>>59203057
he bought

>>59202729

>>59200658
The journey will be over soon...

Back to 91k

ooooOOOOOO

>>59200954
Bobros are coming through with leveraged shorts, its going back down!

The snail will never make it to 100k.

>>59202729
Haha what a top signal.

>>59200658
Under moon's soft glow
Bitcoin ticks toward the mark
Snail feels the rush near

Normies show up and sell at a loss. Many such cases!

>>59200658
One last epic 24 hour ride to glory. Hang in there snail bro.

>>59201622
fyi have you ever been banned and missed a day? what happens if your internet went down or 4chan was down? have you really posted every day without missing?

>>59204303
I've missed a few when innawoods, network issues, or on one occasion the board had some new hires who were a bit gung-ho for a couple days.

>>59204358
uhg. well you are dedicated. god bless you. looks like your mission is almost complete. i'll def toss some sheckles in your wallet when we reach the goal!

>>59204358
We love you, snailbro. You're a legend, there are so few based lads posting on /biz/ these days. It's as though everyone suddenly realized they were discussing delicate financial matters on an Algerian Cooper forum

>>59204368
If you do thank you in advance as it's very kind. I will never post an address on this board, but have one listed on snailposter.com

>>59204382
i pray jannies sticky it . we gotta figure somethin out

I haven't been around for a while, what's goin on with bitcoin being up? I know it popped cuz trump got elected, but how come we're running up to 100k? Can't be just because of trump

>Bottom gets higher every night
Check on your Bobos, they are not ok.

>>59200658
I came to this board to check this thread.

>>59204413
It's 100% because of Trump.

not today snailbro

Don't give up now, snailbro, you will make it

>>59204413
>Bitcoin officially endorsed by the elected president of the United States
>Hurr, why is Bitcoin up?

Mods, ehat happens when one of these threads hits the bump limit? Snailbro, you're gonna have to make a day xxxx.5 or something.
Also I expect a sticky the day of or you're fired.

>>59204646
>>59204575
I mean he happened to be elected at the exact month that corresponds with the explosion in price of every major past bullrun in terms of number days after the halving. It's kind of unbelievable, actually. I actually think we'd still be "up" in Kamela won but just not as much.

>>59200658
THE ABSOLUTE MADSNAIL. WITNESSED.

>>59204674
>I actually think we'd still be "up" in Kamela won but just not as much.
kek

The market was dumping, from low 70s down to 68.5 that I saw, when the news media was prattling on about an easy Kamala win. It wasn't until actual exit polling showed Trump was kicking ass that the price started heading up.

If Kamoola had won we'd be looking at $50K now. She would have put Warren in as SecTreas and would have obliterated "crypto" and Bitcoin in particular.

>>59200664
Put me in the screeencap!

You, oh lord of snailpost, eternal courier of truth, awake to enlighten the unbelievers; no mercy to those bobos who short our bags
They return on Sundays, lurking like pajeets, scrolling through the board and leaving their marks
behold, their '90k rejected' spam and shill fear with their posts: "I told you," they say, "you MUST short BTC"
but you, oh snailposter, will laugh at them; you will see their arrogance as folly
because of your patience, I wait upon you; for the snailposter is my defense.
The mighty golden bull will prevail; he will let me witness the fall of every bobo
Do not ban bobos completely, let /biz/ forget their deceit, instead, scatter them everyday with your posting, o snailposter our shield.
For the poison of their words and the lies they spread, let bobos get liquidated by their own pride, for every scheme and every con they conceive
Annihilate their influence, reduce it to dust, until they vanish from every thread; let them know that the snailposter endures across each bitcoin cycle.
And on sundays, let them return, whining like bots, ACKing around all /biz/
Let them scour the thread for suicide prevention lifelines, wandering aimlessly, and humble them when they find no gain.
But I will sing of your patience, oh snailposter; yes, I will proclaim your steady presence each morning, for you have been my refuge and calm through the bear markets
To you, my snailposter, I will lift my voice, for the God of slow, unshakable truth is my protector, and the God of my (soon) one hundred thousand USD.

>>59200658
Posting in le epic thread before 100k is crushed. We all gonna wagmi niggers

>>59200658
These threads are getting popular. People are starting to believe.

>>59205577
OOOOOOOO checking these double dubs, don’t mind if I do

>>59205588
Checked

You are almost therre. Based.

>>59200658

>>59200658
My dad bought BTC at 16k. He hasn't sold yet. Godspeed, old man.

>>59200658
Thank you for your service snailchad. Not long now..

SLIME GANG 100K PARTY TIME

>>59200658

cheers to you snailanon, you won

I was there

>>59205588
Absolutely checked

>He hasn't realized its all a scam
If you believe your ((governments)) will allow you to do transactions without the involvement of a third party then you my friend are in for a surprise. The more powerful Cryptocurrency becomes (i.e. the more people believe in it over money) the more liable it will be to replace money. Your worthless dream of getting rich easy which was psyopped into your mind by ((people)) will never come to fruition.

100K SOON

>waking up, watching btc jumping to 93 and all my solbank folio is green
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO BRICKED UP BEFORE