/biz/ - Business & Finance

Easiest short of my life. Yep
And if Kamala wins we will go back to 58k in a couple of days.

>>59157498
this is like the 33rd time its worked. how can such a long lasting pattern like this exist? must not be a crowded enough trade to squeeze?

>>59157519
Nobody feels comfortable buying BTC over 70k and the wall of shorts around 70k to 73k is just way too huge.

>>59157521
>the wall of shorts around 70k to 73k is just way too huge.
shit like that can be cleared in minutes

Fuck you, bobo. You shouldn't be able to make money so easily. Stop cheating the system.

>>59157498
>Every.Single.Time

>>59157847
Hope you got a stop loss bobo. Reverse Repo -> loan -> short -> buyback has been funding election campaigns and is about to unwind.

And again.... Rejected.
We can't stop winning with these micro shorts. Literally free money

lol

>>59157498
soon

>>59158894
that was fast

74k accepted.

haha

>>59157498
FAC gigapump ACCEPTED!

>>59157498
get fucked loser

wrong

oof

lol

>>59157498

>>59157498
LMAO

o wow

>>59157498

>>59157498
absolutely BTFO

76 THOUSAND UNITED FREEDOM UNITS

>>59161182

>>59157498
75k... accepted

interesting

Let the thread die

Can you imagine being this fat, ugly and stupid?

>>59163933
bump

imagine EVER shorting an extremely volatile asset that has increased 1000000x in 14 years.
Bobos are masochistic.

>>59157498
>>59163933

No, no. We will make you remember how wrong you were.

>>59163933
bump

>>59165279
kek. good one

>>59157498
>#I kan feel it.... pawn'in' in the air tonight#
Lot of Bobos gonna get bummed. Its gonna be greasy. Greasy and smelly.
>#oh lawOR'ed#

>>59157498
hows your infinite money trick working, are you rich yet?

>>59165934
kek

>>59163933
why?

What a strang thread.

Anyway it looks like it'll gracefully retrace to 73k tomorrow, where it was on wednesday, then on monday do a big pump to 81k. I say this because OPEX is next week, so bulls are pushing one way but bears another way- causing turbulence and volatility on the way up. Probably goes like last year where you get a nice santa rally from thanksgiving's little dip to christmas.

Trump will continue to print shit tons of dollars for approval ratings. It helps BTC so no need to FOMO.

>>59167012

>>59163933

>>59157498
>>59163933

>>59164643
That's why I'm focusing only on altcoins with the potential to take off and make good money, like the ones I’m holding right now, including Natix, Blxm, and HNT.

>>59167709
Jesus fucking Christ kill yourself pajeet

next month: 100k rejected.

>>59167746
You're the one to kill yourself anon. Life is beautiful. It's obvious you're lonely.

Ok niggers. Shorting $76.400 for the weekend with my last gambling funds
Let's see who laughs last by sunday night.
See you cunts

>>59157498
once Trump gets rid of capital gains tax I will do this

>>59157498
Rejected to break below 70k, ath incoming send it higher to the galaxis

>>59157498
serves you right for not believing in trump
>>59157521
>nobody feels comfortable buying BTC with retard democrats in office
ftfy
that is why everything is mooning and nobody is selling. DOGE hasn't dumped back to $0.11 yet. the market is healing after the clown world cauterizations under biden and kabbala harris

>>59157498
HAHAHAHA

BOBONIGGER GET BTFO.

Should've been like me and traded BTC on 100x leverage right before the election

Starting to see fewer bears in the catalog. Are they finally getting it?

>>59167854
post liquidation so we can laugh at you when you get rekt

>>59157498
seriously, at this point just kys bobo, it’a less painful than qhat is coming

I seriously doubt it will happen but it would be absolutely brutal if it went to 80k in a couple days with this thread still up

>>59167854
OH NO NO NO

>>59167854
hahahaha kys

>>59167854
Remember every good gambler quits before the big win

>>59167854
Hey son, how's your short doing?

>>59167854

>my last gambling funds

You screwed yourself so hard betting against Trump that you're on your last legs. Just accept we're in a bull market and join us.

>>59167632
kek

>>59167854
Come on Bobo, you can't embarrass yourself twice in the same thread

>>59167854
bottom signal kek

>>59157498
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

KAMALASISTERS, DID WE GET TOO COCKY?

>>59167854
uh

>>59157498

it's over bobo buy now or forever rest in piss

Are you proud of yourself? Kek

bump

>>59168488
>>59168701
>>59168751
>>59168985
>>59169439
>>59170380
>>59171628
>>59172966
Relax niggers, my liquidation is $78,350 and my bet is a huge dump by sunday night like I said. Go to bed.

>>59157498
I like how this thread is still in the catalog jannies are laughing at you bobo

>>59173042
$300 away you might want to close your short Bobo

>>59173042
>>59173337
And that's game set and match. Hope you lost all your life savings, bobo, because you deserved it.

>>59173042
>79k
are you okay?

>>59173042

>>59173042

You ok, bobo?

>>59167854

>>59173042
lmao

>>59173042

>>59173042
BOBO ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK BOBO

>>59173042
hey champ up for a midnight snack? come over here ive got something to show you

>>59173042
Total Bear death

>>59173042
get fucked,

>>59173042
GOOD MORNING BOBO

Can we spit on OP's face?

>>59173042
based

>>59173042
OOoooofff

>>59163933
need to keep it up until 100k
the final post needs to be snailposter

>>59173042
Put me in the screencap

>>59173042

>>59167854
BTFO

>>59173042
OH MY GODDDD AAHAHAHHAHAHQHA

>>59163933
Bump ;)

>>59158894
I>>59157498

>>59173042

There are regular retards and there are the ones shorting an obvious bull run.

He stood no chance

>>59157498
Put me in the screencap

>>59157498
This aged well.

>>59173042
get rekt again and again. at this point it’s intentional. why do you hate yourself this much bobo?

i am here to witness this thread

>>59173042
LMFAOOOO

>>59173042
am i retarded? he said "Sunday night". technically it's Sunday morning, even though it's technically dark. honestly, i hope this nigger don't get the last laugh, but this feels like a jinx set-up that i pray don't come true

>>59173978
You missed the second short
>>59167854

>>59174302
You are indeed retarded, we are past his liquidation price, his position is long gone. He got liquidated, it does not matter what BTC does afterwards, he lost all his money.

Any parting comments bobo? How does it feel?

>>59174302
You're retarded because he already got liquidated and lost everything

>>59173042
line go up bobo

>>59173042
>

>>59173042
How ya holding up champ

>>59173042
good morning bobo, i know this is a larp thread but still
BWAHAHAHA

>>59173042
Damn nigga, you alright?
>BTC at $79,551 right now
>Verification not required.

The big sell off is near with btc reaching 80k.
You better short it now, cunts.

>>59157498
I’m long galaxis on mexc, when do I get to print?

>>59174581
I wish this was a larp... No, I got liquidated. This is the balance of my trading account right now. Today I woke up to my ex wife asking for money and my final short liquidated. I feel sick in the stomach. I'm feeling nauseous. It's like a fever dream. It's fucking over. I just wanted to recover after my divorce and post some bant on /biz/ to have some fun and forget about my shitty life and it totally backfired. At this rate I won't even have gas money to go to see my parents on Christmas or pay my shitty rented room. I hope you had your fun with my descent into hell. I learned my lesson, you were right and I was wrong, I will never trade ever again. Just buy and hold forever if I ever recover from this nightmare. I have a free appointment with my psychologist next week and I will talk about all this too I hope she can help me. It's fucking horrible. It's embarrassing but if you still have some kind of mercy 3LNMdmcx2v3igzLCUKrRD9wgbkomDkra4h it's better to beg than steal. Good luck to all of you, and enjoy your gains. Good bye

>>59174856
L

>>59174856
my condolences bear bro

>>59174856

>>59174856
I believe this whole thread was a ruse

>>59174856
I'm 100% convinced the markets are just controlled by algorithms owned by large players with extreme capital who control the price as required. Options are purely gambling on which side you happen to be on when the algos kick in.

>>59174856
you bet on my financial downfall
So now you suffer
expect no sympathy from me

>>59174856
jeet

>>59174856
Sorry that happened to you bro. It was funny until this post.

>>59174856
>Begging/asking (including tipping) for cryptocurrencies or asking for money/capital is also strictly forbidden.
nothing personnel bobo, but your post is against the rules. better luck on the next cycle.

>>59174856
Damn bobo, you didn't need to make me feel bad about you. RIP

>>59163933
GIVE A PIN

>>59174856

Bobo finally got his comeuppance

I can't believe I witnessed this lmao. What a shitty time to gamble your whole bag away. Sorry you're gonna miss the golden bullrun op

>>59163933
kek, to the moon

>>59157498
bobo status: obliterated

Anyone got screens of his deleted posts?

>>59175404
It's saved in the archive
>>/biz/thread/59157498#p59174856

>>59175404
>>59175516
I made a commemorative screen to remember future bobos how miserable they all are

>>59175564
Thank you for putting me in the screencap lmfao

>>59175564
Kek bobo was ripped a new one.

>>59175564
Good work

>>59175564
jej

how did that play out retard

>>59175564
Thanks so I can read his final message. And damn, a bobo actually eating some humble pie? That's a first as far as I can remember kek. Kudos to the OP at least for admitting the error of their ways.

>>59175564
kek

>>59175516
>>59175564
Thanks for your service, my faggots

Blown the fuck out

>>59176163
Janny is not going to like this one

>>59175564
kek glorious
I'm didn't make the screencap but it's still epic

>>59157498
Shorting bitcoin on the high of US election that may decide the future of this bullrun. I'm sorry Anon but you had it coming.

>>59157498
Its ok Bobro, you can't win every battle.

What matters it that Bitcoin will never reach 100k, and their Mumu seasonal price action will be a total disappointment.

>>59175564
oh hell if it's real i will pray for your soul Bobo, i am sorry but you asked for it, i hope your soul gets better and you improve as a person and stop gambling.

>>59176513
Screencapped, I’ll be releasing this when BTC breaks 100k

>>59176513
Uhm, OP got liquidated. He didn't lose a single battle, he lost the war. People like you and him will keep bleeding money until BTC actually reaches the top, then you will start succumbing to your misery and buy; that's when most people will sell and you'll keep thinking bitcoin is a scam and that you should've known better. In a few years the your buying price will become the bottom, but by then you would have long sold, and if you haven't quit crypto for good. you'll transform into turbo bobo, making these stupid threads over and over again. We actually need people like you here and in crypto in general, runs end quicker when they go parabolic so fast, so thank (You) and to all the bobos here, for keeping the price in check long enough that everyone has time to accumulate. And get fucked.

>>59175564

Based. Thanks for this, saved!

>>59176625
He actually lost every battle and the war

>>59176513
>bobos keep coming back for more
keep shorting bobo you're literally printing money for us kek

>>59176118
>And damn, a bobo actually eating some humble pie?
thats because most bobo posters arent even trading but mostly just holding spot longterm
its just a hazing ritual for noobs, then you get an idiot like op who didnt get the memo and thought it real bearish sentiment

>>59175564
>He actually put me in the screencap
God bless you anon. Thank you for this

>>59157498
Dont mind me, just hopping here doing my part laughing at retarded Bobo and his smug broke companions lmao

OP is fucking dead

>>59175564
Posting your liq = instakill, they never learn, Fs all around

Confirming poasted in ebin bread

$81k accepted price discovery attained

>>59173042
u alive bobo?

BOBO ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK BOBO

>>59163933
bump

>>59175564

>>59157498
>>59157519
>>59157521
loool

>>59157498
Added to my short at 80k. Feels good man. What comes up must go down

>>59157498
Damn bro, I did sell my full bitcoin at 70.5k in halloween's eve and bought back at 68.2k before the elections. I checked the 1D charts, though halloween was about to be bearish, plus new moon on November 1st. It could have been me, I'd rope myself if I sold at 70k at see BTC pump above 80k SO FAR right now. My condolences, friend. You've been bogged. Satan is laughing, it doesn't matter if you're atheist or not

>>59157498
I'm rich yet, I think TRIBAL could make the difference with it's Play to Airdrop

WELL WELL WELL what's going on in this here thread

>>59178200
Something fresh must always go up. Can't wait to get that TRIBAL token as early loyal supporter

I wonder if this thread is still going to be up at 90k.

>>59173042
oh bobo~

>>59175564
damn. he's been OZEMPICED. i wonder how long it took him to accumulate that amount, just to lose it all within a week's time, holyshit

This thread is a larp you fucking retards

>>59179896
It's not.

>>59179896
Sadly it's not, the bobo did delete his late crying posts you can see them in the archive.

I pray that his soul heals, he may be a degen gambler but he probably does not deserve this shit.

>>59179896
I don't think anyone checked besides me here >>59175047 but the wallet he posted here begging for money had no trades since 2022 kek. Most people are larps here though, especially bobos.

>>59157498
Wew that aged badly

>>59179913
>he probably does not deserve this shit
let's be honest, he is a bobo poster. He definitely does.

t. bobo poster

>>59157498
>Every. Single. Time.
you swinging by your neck yet?

I like that we are keeping this old thread alive just so we can dab on this idiot. Even though all these Bobo's are mostly LARPing dipshits who probably don't have any skin in the game whatsoever.

>>59157498
>people bumping a 5 day old thread thats not even relevant anymore

>>59180804
silence bobo, we shall make a display of your kind

>>59180804
>Nooooo please let this thread die

>>59180804
stay poor bobo

>>59180804
>being this buttmad
Here’s your (You)

83k accepted

>>59157498
I am so sorry for you OP.

Moon mission confirmed. Lift off?

Tonight.

>no bobos allowed

>>59157498

Bumping this and the $80,000 thread.

Who the fuck is buying this lmao

>>59181592
it's FOMO from companies this time instead of retail

>>59168692
what about 83k and still pumping?

>>59181628
84k broski kek

>>59181660
absolute bobo purgatory kek

It just keeps going what the fuck. Santa rally could take us to 150k at this rate

>>59181592
smart people. it's going to 100k by new year and then smashing through to 150k by april

This old thread just keeps getting funny and funnier.

bobo you dumb idiot

>>59180804
it is relevant we need to remind bobo of his failure
as a way to educated the newfag lurkers

>>59181660
Dude ... $84,978

>>59182110
coinbase shows 84993 peak. come on babygirl push it in to 85. im gonna cum green all over my monitor.

>>59182121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkZFuKHXa7w

>>59157498
I pressed "F" just for you bobo

what a thread bobo thanks for free laughs

>>59182162
i came. it hit.

>>59182241

>>59173042

>>59182550
KEK

>>59157498
how do you short?
do you have to buy specific ETF?

what causes people to be bears and short not just btc but any asset in general?

>>59182608
delusions of grandeur + dunning kruger effect

>>59182550
We keep going like this that Bobo rosebud is going to turn into a pink sock. In fact poor Bobo might find himself turn into a flag pole.

>>59182642
Bears sound smart
Bull make money
it's a tale as old as time

85k btw kek

90k waiting room.

>>59157498
You doing okay over there lil guy?

>>59181592
me. through the darknet, i just purchased a fuckton of BTC to buy the jennifer lopez and leonardo dicaprio diddy CCTV sex tapes. i already re-sold them for six times that amount with BTC to another vendor kek

>>59157498
You okay OP? It passed 85k.

>>59157498
OP let us know you're okay man, in $200 it'll be $16,000 since your first short
Picrel do shout if that's you stuck under my Mumu gut

>>59183559
Sorry OP, I did mean $17,000

go on without me mumus
you guys earned this one

what was that?

>>59184244
God candle rekting global bobo directly in the anus.

>>59173042

bobo is COOKED

Man this thread is reaching CAPSLOCKANON levels, i feel bad for this Bobo

MUMU ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OK MUMU?

>>59185093
Lurk more newfag

>>59163933
I just want to say that I am the person that made this Bobo and I feel pride right now like I'd never felt before. Thank you.

>>59157498
Buttcoin has gained +40% just in the last month. How much further can it go before it all comes crashing down? I'm getting nervous.

>>59175516
RIP
hope he was larping and he's alright

>>59157498

Oh, this thread is still up. Cute.

>>59157498
OP bro how you doing anon? Only we haven't seen you in a while and your short was $18,000 ago and your thread is still up

>>59179494
fuck, it's close

>>59157498

>BTC $88K

Is OP still alive?

>>59185301
I was half joking when I said that, but here we are, not even a day later and only 2k to go.

>>59185305
he an heroed in a deleted post >>59175564

>>59185347
so this is what happens when supply shock hits
now i wonder even more at all the retards that sold their corns to blackcock over the summer
they were some dumb retards that sold so much, guess they must be feeling something like op now

>>59186130
there's still 2m BTC to be accounted for on the exchanges we haven't even hit supply shock yet

>We have gone up almost 20k since this thread began
holy fuck

>>59157498
I can't wait for the moment it hits 100k and the snailposter can finally retire in this thread
Then Satoshi himself will burn all of his Bitcoin

>>59186466
This thread is history of this board now.
I'm thinking about sending some gas money to the bobo wallet for this free entertainment. Poor bastard

>>59181592
Bears getting their shorts rekt

>>59186460
otc desks are apparently out or so the rumor mill goes
btc on exchange doesnt mean its ready to be sold
there are plenty of people still long term storing it on coinbase and binance

>>59186559
Nice try fag you will stay liquidated

>>59186593
I am smiling knowing that Bobos and faggot miners who sell immediately are getting rekt right now

checked and kek'd

this thread better be a reminder for the next retarded smug Bobos in line the next 6 months

>less than a week later

Whenever I find a nice, at least semi-believable liquidated Bobo thread, I will try to post his liquidation level post with the Bobo rekt in the anus image combined.

loser

>>59175564
You better make an update because WE ARE STILL DUNKING ON THIS FOOL.

>>59179494
Screencap if it is.
(Add me to the screencap.)

>>59173042

90k rejected

>>59189218

>posting 90k rejected in a 70k rejected thread

You bobos truly have no self awareness.

>>59167854

>>59173042

>>59179494
Dear Mumu,

We have tested 90k twice in a single hour. It is only a matter of time until 90k gets accepted.

Best,
Fren

>>59157498
bobo stinky, haha

>>59179494
Dear mumu,

As of the time of writing this, the wall to break 90k is roughly $30M, which when markets open will be easily obliterated. We can expect 100k by the end of the week.

Best,
Fren

>>59189317
kek

Bobo opened this bread LAST TUESDAY
The absolute state

>>59190135
I am starting to feel bad for this Bobo it reminds me back in 2018 when we made fun of capslockanon for failing to buy the btc bottom.

>>59189991
as a newfag can anyone tell me what this is and how to see this chart

>>59190606
That's part of market depth, showing trades that people have put on at prices above and below where we are now. Don't read too much into the so-called "walls" as people remove their offered trades as soon as the action gets anywhere near
https://help.coinbase.com/en/coinbase/trading-and-funding/advanced-trade/dashboard-overview

Posting in an epic thread

jej

Man i feel bad for this bobo, seems all board tourists are on this thread laughing at him

>>59181592
NATION STATES MOTHERFUCKER

SOVEREIGN WEALTH FUNDS ARE BUYING *MY* BAGS

>>59191759
>selling
ngmi

bump for humiliation

>>59191778
Sell while you can or you're gonna be a baggie for 4 years while I'm buying in again at 15k after the next FTX scandal.

Don't forget to short 90k! Free money!!!

>>59192653
15k? Anon, how long have you had these … thoughts?

Please keep on shorting, i heard we're going to 70 by tomorrow?
>what am i doing with my shitcoins?
just staking them on solbank, i mean uhhh selling them to buy more btc to short it even more yeah that's what im doing kek

>>59189991
Where can I view this same graph for research. Thanks to anyone who responds.
t.newfag

>>59193320
any decent advanced level exchange should have a depth chart. A full/expanded chart you would probably be able to access on a desktop interface

Check 'em

keep this thread alive at all costs

89k incoming

>>59173042
Post if you're still alive, Bobo.

How much money did you lose?

bump

Post liquidations, bobos.
Show us how badly you are hurt.

>>59193911
Someone call 911

We near 90k and this thread still around.

Very good.

>>59157498

NINETY
THOUSAND
GREAT
UNITED STATES
DOLLARS

based
just before bump limit too
sayonara and au revoir Bobo!

>>59194367
you know what would be hilarious?
100k in this thread

OP right now
>https://youtu.be/SZ05IP1Eh3E?si=3ZLNN-K5silkU8Kx&t=35

Why would bobos short it while it's in uptrend? Are they retarded? Short it when it's in downtrend you idiots

All I want to say is Get Fucked BOBO

>>59157498
>>59163933
>>59167854
>>59173042

posting in epic bread

>>59173042
i'm new here bobo and i've been taught quite early on to laugh at you

88k bros... this is the top.
14k is the bottom.

You know what to do

S C H A D E N F E U D E

>>59157498
>7 days and 7 hours

>>59163933
PUT THESE DONUTS IN THE SCREENCAP

>>59163933

300rd post dunking on OP

In the end, dare I say, j4nny emails and a slower board meant more time to smell the roses. Silver linings, bros

>>59195788
slow/bear market /biz/ is always the comfiest
the board is twice as fast now but 400% more retards
we won, but at what cost. I already miss 2023 but look forward to 2025 where some of the new gags will be thoroughly calloused

*TING TING TING*

Gentlemen, I want to say that it was the greatest honor to join you in this thread. Joyous moments together will be remembered, memes were spread, and many laughs we also had but... Most of all, a thread has been immortalized on the internetz for all to see, thanks to bobo!

>>59196888
hear, hear!

>>59196888

Checking in for the history books. Fuck bobo.

>>59157498
fuck you bobo you fucking lost

>>59196888
Bobo won in the end
Everything is dumping

>>59197745

>Got liquidated at 78k
>somehow he won

Retard alert!

There are people ITT that don't know how to read a depth chart, but at least they aren't dumb enough to short the day after a Bitcoin president is elected.

>>59157498
I posted in this thread

>>59196888

Bumping the comfiest thread on /biz/

>>59197745
>Price goes down after a massive pump

Whoa

What a thread