/biz/ - Business & Finance

live in a moderate well-defended apartment and make the ultimate battlestation and buy a bunch of books and collectibles

Whoever is not buying BZC right now is wasting money.

travel the world and eat delicious food and drink all kinds of beer! :D

buy a house at the country side and just grow plants feelsgoodman

I really just want to get enough to build a gaming pc but if I really make it by luck I want to spend more time with my son, wagecucking doesn't let me do that. Or you know buy blow and whores

>>5915638
try to earn more
it's literally an autistic game for me

Order 5 anal chicks to hotel, tell them to get into doggy position and oil their anuses, all in a row and blindfolded. Pop a pill, enter the room and fuck ugliest asshole to prettiest one. Tell them to never look at me. Leave money on the table, go to bathroom, wait till they leave. You?

probably still sit in my room all day every day like i do now but instead itll be in my own apartment instead of mummys house

Buy a house for myself (~250k), decent car (<10k), and a monster of a PC (~8k).
Live my life relatively solitary and play video games + travel a lot.

work out and then try to find a gf

If it ever happened;
- Pay off my dads mortgage
- Buy my mum a car
- Buy a decent ute
- Buy my own house
- Pay off girlfriends university fees
- Relax for the first fucking time

>>5915638

Raise my future kids and never stress

If crypto crashes and i make it out alive:
> Buy an apartment that I can rent out to some rich fags
> Pay the mortgage on my mums house
> Put some of the gains in Alibaba stocks
> Get into pennystocks
> Travel a bit

My dream is to buy a nice beachfront property in Hawaii and go on writing from then until death. I've always wanted to be a novelist and making it would mean I could write endlessly without having to worry about money. Maybe it'll happen someday.

>>5915906
>- Pay off girlfriends university fees

Pay her child support while you're at it cuck.

>>5915824
i am slowly beginning to think that you and your type are the most enlightened of them all. runescape merchanting DNA will take us far, friend.

>>5915854
i suppose this is how Charlie Sheen ended up the way he did, hey? jesus lmao

>>5915638
start a deep-internet psychedelic electronic music label

Buy a house
in a gated community
outside Germany and Europe
Watch Europe fall into diversified Islam

>>5915638
Live on my own. Continue doing what I usually do without having to browse /biz/ as much. Play video games and stay alive. Sounds boring but without crypto, I probably would have had to kill myself to avoid wagecucking.

I want to open a nightclub, but who knows

>>5915906
you're a good person anon. I hope you make it

I will always worry, no matter how much I have. But I will do one thing and that is take care of my family.

>>5916264
>2005 chilling around varrock west bank selling bullshit
>2018 chilling around exchanges selling bullshit
how things have changed

XP, Iv Mae 200 percenty pwofi last 2 days

When I've done what I need to do; paid off the house and left a modest inheritance for the children, I've promised myself an efficient death.

>>5916530
life uh finds a way

>>5916530
>buying rune chain 30k
>selling rune chain 40k

ez monis

>>5915638
Sports gambling all day.

>>5916530
>>5916578
>>5916583

Those were the fucking days. I eventually got into merchanting Barrows equipment which gave me enough capital to buy some rare holiday items. No partyhats unfortunately, but I made a healthy rich person living in that game.

>>5915638
Have 1-2 properties that I rent out in the city and live in a modest 2kish sqf house in the country, raise a family.

As of now I'm continuing to earn so my grandchildren's grandchildren don't have to worry about anything

>>5916334

this!
Look at it, i mean, LOOK AT IT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vea-3NyZBBY

focus my time on growing brewing and synthesizing drugs
then taking them while I zone out in a wilderness cabin

>Buy modest flat in the city. (Already got enough for deposit, outright if I double twice more)
>Buy apartment in Odessa. Get UA PR visa in the process.
>Buy Rolex

In that order. All I need to do is double my stack 4 more times and I'm there. Prolly just rent out the flat here to some cuck. Move to Odessa and continue trading crypto. Comfy as fuck.

>>5917004
Maybe pick up an apartment in Moldova too. £20k and I can get a decent one. Live like a fucking king on these gains.

>>5915638
worry about money

>pay my house off, give it to my mom
>get her a new car
>spend time in japan for a bit

>>5916530
>tfw only to trade crypto to re-live pre GE Runescape

Buy an island to live on with my gf

Live there for 2 months of the year and travel the rest

I want to run a seedy combination music venue/bar/recording studio/event space.

Still work in my job. Because I like my job. I may travel more, buy better things but that's it.
I don't plan 'making it' and sitting around but like to fill my week between work I enjoy and free time. Money enables more freedom but that's it.

>>5915854
5? pfffftttt..rookie

>>5915638

creampie teenage asian hookers and do lots of cocaine until I need to start worrying about money again

Live like I'm living now, and occasionally splurge on games or tech. Not gonna go crazy and buy a pointlessly expensive house. Figure out ways I can create more wealth with the majority of my money so I can create a good future for mom and my kids

That's about it

Trying to decide whether I'll see bombshell escorts or not, it's tempting but I'm not sure it's a great idea

>>5915638
Move to the Netherlands
Buy 2 flats in the same building
Renovate them
airbnb one of them, live in the other
spend the rest of my days designing shit and spoil the people in my life.

>>5915906
fucking cuck.

>>5917952
sounds great anon, hope u make it

>>5915906

nice nigga

>>5915638

Put a good amount into safe investments with a modest return. Calculate the average gain with interest then live life within the budget.

Spend as much time possible living in diving resorts in South East Asia and dive until I get sick of it. Then find another hobby.

I will bring permaculture-farming to the poorest places in the world... and go fuck thorugh whole asia until my dick falls off

>>5915638
surround myself with solar panels, rain water collection system and tomato farm. in the middle of this perfect garden of eden, i will meditate, undisturbed by the waking nightmares of this world, until a new golden age is born.

>>5915906
>Pay off girlfriend’s university fees

What the fuck are you doing here? Please leave and never come back.

>>5915638

Live a peaceful life reading books, browsing 4chan and masturbating to lolicon. My one goal is to theoretically be able to buy myself an apartment or small home with a garden.

That's it. That's the pinnacle of my desire - having my own roof over my head and not fearing hunger and poverty.

>>5916250
Not every girl is evil. It's okay to love your girlfriend

Hope you all make it

continue shitposting here
become pro vidya player
fuck asian hookers 3x a week
live solely on chicken tendies

>>5918596
Same here anon, except I'm half way there. We're all gonna make it.

>>5915638
Drive an extremely fast car

>crash
>die

>>5915638
meditate and smokrthat gud shit if you know what i meaan. just chill out and shit with ma famuly and whatnot. being smarter m buy msfb book and whatnot. help the poor

>>5915820
dont do that shit if you have a son dude

I would:
- buy my parents a new car so they can travel around Europe
- buy myself my own apartment
- donate some for the local charity

- open a bar where I can be a bartender at any time
- continue playing bass guitar, would probably find some decent musicians to play in a band
- fund some indie musicians/artists/filmmakers i really like
- traveling, starting from Iceland

Something like that...

- pay off parents mortgage
- buy new home
- replace old family cars with newer/safer cars
- buy new mountain bike
- travel the world and shred some trails

>>5915638
well I don't really have a plan for if but there's a list of things i'd,do immediately if i had money:
>pay dad's mortgage
>pay for my sister's university studies
>pay to have a sane son/daughter with embryo selection (gf has rare genetic condition)
>buy my grandpa's land from my uncles and then some more
>grow almond and olive trees and Pleurotus eryngii on it, maybe start a certified bio-products export
>goats and donkeys (first for eradicating weeds without using herbicides, fuckers will eat everything, latter for cheap labor, both for the most delicious and expensive milk and dairy)
>build a comfy house on said land
>travel a bit with family and gf first, then maybe some more alone
>get to taste EVERYTHING during my travels, i want to know how nearly every animal and plant tastes, from himalayan rock soup to abissal crabs to penguins, Especially penguins.
>a good gaming rig
>an equally good mining rig
>a good piano and some guitars
If after all this shit there's still money left it will probably go half in prepping for every kind of happening and half somewhere safe with good interests percentage.

Good morning gentleman. I think I will buy a luxury ticket on the trans-siberian railway from Shanghai to Moscow.

>>5915689
Sounds comfy.

>>5915638
make music, eat good food, travel, and read all day

If I happen to wake up and find myself on the moon...

>Pay off parent's mortgage and help them retire early
>Visit ole Tiffany & Co. for a nice ring
>Be able to have the wedding my gf and I would love to have and be able to pay to get certain family members there
>Honey moon wherever the hell she wants to go
>Buy house & finally get dream car
>Invest all remaining funds and get modest gains to live off of
>Take trip to Scotland to spend month doing the Malt Whisky trail and fly fishing.


Pls make it.

>>5920201
Its not my dream but its your dream anon... go fucking do it bruh

>>5920270


I was thinking the same, but from Moscow to Shanghai

>>5915638
Make even more money

I already don't

>only child
>parent's have money
>barley worked a day in my life
>Own a sizable portfolio of crypto

>>5920350
thanks bro, if I make it i'll be sure to find you and make you taste superlative goat cheese with the finest oil and mushrooms in my little house lost somewhere in Italy.

>>5918568
Interesting. Why tomatos?

Probably kill myself due to boredom and loneliness. I'm already very comfy with to my normiejob. Crypto is just a hobby distraction.
Money doesn't buy happiness.

>>5915638
I will buy a GF

>>5920839
>Money doesn't buy happiness.

Get a comfy appartment near an art school that offers figure drawing courses, etc.

Work on my art for most of the time, take breaks to play vidya, go out with friends, etc.

Really not a fucking lot, wageslaving is my worst enemy

She’ll be so impressed by my crypto gainz she’ll jump at the opportunity to be my 3D waifu, Senpai.

buy real estate and live off passive income for the rest of my life

Focus on my 3d printing aspirations and start a business and change the world for the better

Buy a comfy apartment in a relatively central area above a shopping center that isn't too popular(So I never actually have to leave the building unless I want too), buy a car, and of course a house for my mom, which is what I will buy prior to my own apartment, stack up my kitchen with every kind of ingredient I can think of since I love cooking, buy a guitar and other instruments so I can start learning them and save genres, and finally enjoy myself in peace and subjecting myself to every and all forms of entertainment available to the timeline.

>>5915638
>A big traditional house for my dad and my family in the country side
>Raise my kid in the best condition (unlike me)
>Sail a lot
>Invest in some startup and bio agriculture here in Europe (real bio unlike most)

Spend my days in between the nature and the last technology

>>5915638
probably just keep going to college, maybe see if a big boy college will accept me for post grad

when I make it I will keep 20% and give 80% to my parents. They deserve it, they have it rough, and I'm a shit son..

>>5915638
live in the forest
disconnect from society and technology
use the money i've made to buy food

>>5915638

I'm going to relax, I'm going to wake up in my nice house, at whatever time I fucking well please, I'm going to grab the keys to my lambo, I'm going to go have a nice fucking breakfast at whatever restaurant I want, I'm going to do what I want.

And not one cunt will tell me what to do, i'm fucking 12 now bitches

>My grandpa was an alcoholic.
>My dad had to go to work hard at building sites since he became 17.
>Never had a chance to get educated even though he is smart as hell.
>Always tried to provide everything for me and my siblings.
>Did everything he could so we could get a better life than what he has.
>If I ever make it I will make sure my arents don't have to do anything untill they pass away having a few grandkids.

>>5915638
I have a nice property on my watchlist. It's been deserted for years, the price is ~700 000$. It lays on a island that's pretty much secluded, but accessible by a bridge.
Then I'm going to build a house there, it's going to use as much solar power as possible (to lower the maintenance costs). Then I'm going to renovate the pier and buy a cheap yacht, in which I'm going to spend my summers.

And I can finally focus on the music (contemporary composer here).

>>5915638
give money to friends and family. have several vacations with several groups of people.
build up a decent studio full with synthesizers and shit, make friends open up a label and let them manage it. buy a studio apartment with exhibition room and workshop included. paint stuff. juice my mindgrapes. buy a flat to rent to people. give a random stranger ten bucks every day if i'm able to keep riding this funking rollercoaster

>inb4 faggot

>>5921592
Nothing is as pleasing as giving to people you care about. But there is other ways to make up for being a shit son anon, it's never too late

worry about nogf
worry about no/fit/
worry about my Vitalik-tier autismo
worry about someone trying to pull the $5 wrench technique on me.
worry about VR robot waifus not coming online soon enough
worry about SJW shuting crypto down because they are cunts.
worry about normies invading the cantonese basket weaving internet forum i call home

The ride never ends

>>5920201

Dude eating penguin is on my bucket list too.

Apparently it tastes like shit, but I don't care. If I eat penguin I'll have eaten an animal endemic to every continent.

Some of your goals are some of my goals. I am amazed how many other people have "pay off parent(s) mortgage" on their list.

>>5921592
>protip: If you think your parents deserve better than you and you want to make it easier for them to live theres no way you are a shit son.

Tell them in their face the exact phrase you posted here , tell them you made gains and want to give it to them and post results

>>5916530
Glow2: Selling easter egg 3.2 mil - pusslovr69

>>5915638
go to casino and put it all on 4

>>5915638
I would start up my own VW campervan rental business in Devon, just get maybe 4-5 old splittys and rent them out for surfing holidays.

I want enough to continue to grow on crypto and traditional markets.

Then I will take a breather and find the absolute cheapest but comfy place to live for a few years, utilizing my free time to increase my skills in the things I enjoy doing, lift and eat well, etc. Once I have come to terms with my wealth and feel I have reached a proper level of mental and physical fitness, I will find a nice piece of land and contract my brother to build a house with me.

Until then, wagecucking and checking my crypto like a psycho.

Long term I want to teach workshops in my trade and perhaps educate the public on how to manage their digital footprint.

Buy a bunch of guns. If it make it enough try to get into the really fun nfa stuff. I have a bunch of remote land here in Nevada already. I just want to build my own nice range and shoot all day long

>>5915638
I will leave alone.

>>5915638
I don't have to now. But I have to fucking work because the only way to get decent fucking health insurance for my family is through an employer.
I'm not paying $2k a month for literal nigger insurance when I pay $2k a year for top of the line insurance at work.

>>5921215
same

>>5920444

That's sad tbqh. Adversity builds character, when it comes time to "tell your story" you'll still seem like an uninteresting loser despite your wealth.

Buy a decent sized apartment in a nice neighborhood and just travel and drink champagne. Then after a year or 2 i'll get tired of that and start some sort of business.

>>5922522
Muh nigga! I already want to cash some out to buy a nice piece, either a custom CZ-75 or maybe something collectable like a C-96 or luger, but I don't want to take any money out because that's less money I have to make more money with...

>>5915638
I'm an engineer right now

I'll probably quit, handle my assets and start studying for what I really want to do

Second thing I would do is actually open a private gym in the US

Third thing, send 100k to my village in Eastern Europe and grow the community there and change lives.

Wouldn't really give my family anything..

>>5915689
>battlestation
Please kys faggot

>>5915906

Have to agree with some anons here you are a cuck

If you have the money to form a qt and you dont u are a retard, u literally are gonna foot the bill for some sluts jew brainwash instead of finding a good girl with her priorities straight, ie one that knows family is an infinitely better investment of her time than a college degree in how to be suicidally altruistic

But you clearly are a slave to altruism so I guess u guys are made for each other, dont be surprised when she cheats on you faggot

Funding the early days of my pro boxing career so I can train full time for my fights instead of having a 9 to 5 for financial support.

I maintain a list

Being poor growing up, I would:

- Buy my parents a house
- Pay off all their debts
- Take them on a vacation
- Pay off my truck
- Pay off my brother's truck
- Take my girlfriend in the mountains, rent a cabin and fuck her like crazy
- Buy an R34 Skyline GT-R (about $50k here)

I don't like to live lavishly, but I want to pay back my parents, especially me mum, for all they've done. Afterwards, I'd just move into a tiny house on an acreage and farm.

>>5922911
lol why don't you just buy the laptop now?

Invest in realestate or safe dividend paying stocks. Finally be able to live life as a NEET shitposting and watching anime forever.

>>5922975

1- The laptop doesn't come out for another month

2 - That's 2 Grand I could be flipping

>>5922911
DO NOT PAY OFF YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S DEBT IT WILL ONLY END BADLY FOR YOU

>>5915638
have sex with your mom while you watching.
bitch lasagna.

>>5922911
Your school loans are 200K? For fucks sake anon the bankers really got you on their leash

>>5923190

Yeah, my parents are low-key rich, so I basically got no discounts.

Fuck me.

>>5919853
Maarten is that you?

>>5916250
>>5918020
>>5918583
>>5922770
Is this a Spurned Lovers Anonymous meetup now? The last one in that list definitely gets the triggered butthurt award of the day.

You all assume so much of that Anon, the projections are real and funny.

>>5915638
get more money, obviously.

>>5922216
>I am amazed how many other people have "pay off parent(s) mortgage" on their list.
that's because we're here on 4chan. It takes an heart or being a psycho to be a social outcast, and as you can see itt, like irl there's more jaded good people than stray bullets

>find a black tranny gf with a huge cock, 9 inches at least
>then maybe buy a cabin in Switzerland or something

>>5923589
>trusting women
You're going to get burned so hard soon.

I'll never quite. the best thing to look forward to is the next pump. the next moon. Trading has become my life now. forex, stocks, crypto, im in this game until death

Impregnate as many chicks as possible to ruin gene pool with my shitty genes.

>>5917106
Look into getting a coastal villa in Bulgaria. It can be cheap af.

>>5915824
Yep
I don't want the money. I do it for the game.

>>5916530
This gets me

I'll get a qt neet virgin gf online and have her move in with me.

>>5924132
>>5924223

keep making money

>>5915638
going full time 4chan :^

>>5922911
Wasting money on garbage.

>>5915689
I like this but I would buy a large plot of land in the country and build a fucking fortress. Steel doors. Barred windows. Saferoom in the basement. Places to snipe nigga from the roof. Walled off. Gated. And a huge aresenal of weapons and ammo. I’d buy lots of non perishable food and gold and silver. Maybe even have an escape tunnel out the house.

Yeah I’m paranoid as fuck.

>>5916530
It was EVE for me.

>>5924597
lmao, underrated

>>5915638
Continue making more with crypto
Also I will buy a mansion and install a sauna

I'd invest enough so I could live off of 50k a year.

Buying a land somewhere higher and stocking up on desalination equipment because worldwide flood is coming.

>>5915638

if god wills it, index funds, modest life, charitable contributions. might run an airbnb business on the side with a coupe of properties just for shits.

I’ll buy one of the towns going under in the mid west and fix it up.

open an animal sanctuary on a farm outside the city

>>5921899
I like you. I was going to say you're fucking retarded, but realized I'd do some of that stuff. Mainly travel to third world country and help the poor in person. Best of luck. Hope you make it.

>>5915702
i hate u

>>5915638
buy more shitcoins

>>5922216
you're such a fucking human piece of garbage with goals of causing unnecessary suffering and pain for the dumbest fucking reason imaginable. Go fucking die.

>>5925031
Hah yeah mean, who eats food? Haha
Wtf I hate food now haha

>>5915638
Reading books and playin vidiya. But i'll will never make it with my bad luck (to all of you who went balls deep into VEN, im sorry).

>>5915638
That's not gonna happen.

>>5924597
>Your only real chance now is to give your neighbors the benefit of the doubt or move to an isolated farm. In any event, the more allies you have, the better your chances. But if all you see now are enemies, that’s all you’ll see when you need friends the most.

https://readtext.org/survival/paranoid-survival/

>>5915638
Worry about my money.

>>5915689
>well defended apartment
Not bad anon, but why not a small super well defended house that you own?

>>5924268
Hahaha
Oh I'm laffin

>>5922911
What did you major in for 200k of debt?

Buy a cottage or a southern Farmhouse with a porch that wraps all the way around.

Start a small garden, raise a family, start a small Indie /tg/ company to jump start my own fantasy setting.

Comfy.