/biz/ - Business & Finance

>You wake up in a cold sweat. The nightmares are getting more and more vivid each passing night
>Your heart is racing as you open your eyes
>"It was just a bad dream,
r-right?"
>You decide you want to prove yourself right
>You get up from your bed and traverse your garbage and piss bottle filled room
>You log onto your computer
>Binance.com
>Link is $100
>You own 0
>You sit back and think of all the hours you spent making memes and toilet jokes as everyone around you is now rich
>You climb back into bed and wish it all was just a dream you could wake up from
>But you can't..