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WHY ARE ALTS KILLING THEMSELVES WHAT THE FUCK IM DOWN SO MUCH WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GAINS

>> No.59040678

>>59040625
Hey, I'm Iron Maiden's new manager, can I use your pic for the band's new album cover? It's going to be called "Inferno's Fire"

>> No.59040709
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>>59040625
I am megadeths new manager, can I use your pic to our new album cover "NIGGERCOIN"?

>> No.59040712
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>>59040709
I am not good at this today, this fall hurts!

>> No.59040713

>>59040709
Hey, that's just copying Maiden's song.
TELL ME WHY
I HAD TO BE
A NIGGERCOIN

>> No.59040719

>>59040713
I am not writing the songs, I am just the manager!

>> No.59040816
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>trusted alts
>not a single cent invested on KENDU
>doesn't even do push ups

lol, lmao even

>> No.59040844

>>59040816
>SCAMtoshi DUMPsama endorsed it
lmao how is this supposed to be bullish? Gtfo stupid jeet bot

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Imagine not buying the dip

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>>59040625
>shitcoins perform like a shitcoin
>shitcoiners whine
you didn't listen

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>>59041012
don't bother bro. they don't care

>> No.59041626

I think because ethereum was dumping. They'll probably come back up soon they were outpacing bitcoin just a few days ago.

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>>59040625
because you're buying the wrong alts shits for brain, you're getting solslop when you should've been gotten illuminate, you're pulling yourself into an octobear of your own making

>> No.59042922

>presale
>on the year of our lord 2024
anon you're so retarded im not even gonna bother to (YOU) you

>> No.59042930

>>59041609
i wonder if you can apply this to alts or shitcoins or just bluechips, seems really made up desu
>>59042882
great another twitch crypto copycat

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>>59042922
>>59042930
no you dont get it guuuys its better because its CRYPTO

>> No.59042942

>>59042922
idk from which link general you came from anon but presales are unironically the best way to make money right now, everything is either too volatile to be profitable or too cheap/too expensive, presales are on that sweet sweet middle spot
>>59042930
its not lmao its a donations and ads manager for streamers not another streaming platform altogether, learn to read

>> No.59042949

>>59041012
>>59041609
>open paint
>draw a couple of lines
>call it the "xophorpox paradox on crypto"
>start drawing arrows everywhere and explainin the most schizo crypto theory ever
>people will believe it because it has smart words like "mainstream acceptance" and "many fiat currency collapse"
>its all made up

>> No.59042952

>>59042942
>reading
what's that

>> No.59042959

>>59040709
kek
>>59040888
omg shikonoko green girl hiiii
>>59042882
anon im so fucking underwater that another dump literally wont change anything, in fact im going to slurp on your shitty ass project just to prove this