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So...how's the sex life going?

>> No.58978516
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>>58978513

>> No.58978518

>>58978513
women are bad for finances unless u get some mythical trad wife

>> No.58978522

>>58978513
I’m going to ask for a handjob tonight

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>>58978513
Sex life?

>> No.58978525

>>58978513
non-existent
haven't got any in 5 years
but today i officially reached 4k eth in my wallet
i almost have 2 whole efferiums and that feels almost as good as getting pussy

>> No.58978526

>>58978522
the homeless dude outside walmart doesnt count

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>>58978513
>sex
>life

>> No.58978555

Decade+ no gf no sex no hug no handhold

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>>58978525
nine shitskin stack

>> No.58978561

>>58978513
handy

>> No.58978571

>>58978513
43 and dating/talking to 4/5 chicks 19-25. I ain’t even a chad. 5’8… but I have a baby face and look 25 still. Couple of the chicks are latinas and they are all super babes except for 1-2

>> No.58978575

>>58978513
My wife hates me, so I only get to have sex like once a week

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>>58978571
>but I have a baby face and look 25 still. Couple of the chicks are latinas and they are all super babes except for 1-2

>> No.58978580

>>58978513
I haven't had sex since 2018, it was in Amsterdam with a prostitute

>> No.58978582

I am 30 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>> No.58978674

>>58978513
I was in a long distance relationship but I'm broke so I freaked out about it.
We haven't seen eachother in a year.
She cancelled her plane ticket.

>> No.58978773

>>58978513
i think i might be asexual

>> No.58978781

I want to suck a cock so bad
they look delicious

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>>58978513
I have sex once or twice a week from a selection of women. Recently I banged a Chinese girl who did the loud squeaky noises like in the porno. I didn't leave my apartment for a couple days after because I assumed everyone in my building heard.

Read rationale male anons.

>> No.58978786

>>58978513
I'm 43yo and had sex with about 270 -300 women or thereabouts. I've only had sex once this year. Spent so long in Bangkok last year and now I don't seem to care.

>> No.58978800

>>58978582
Cheers anon

>> No.58978807

>>58978580
same but it was a local prostitute
had a good time at least

>> No.58978823

>>58978580
>fucking a prostitute in Amsterdam
Probably the worst place on earth to meet a prostitute. No kissing, cold conveyor belt, money upfront, cold dead experience.
You should have gone to Thailand

>> No.58978930

My what life? Aint ever heard o it.

>> No.58978979

>>58978513
i banged a 5'8" brazilian hooker with fake tits a few weeks ago but i'm unironically getting bored of whores. i may go monk status soon

>> No.58979123

>>58978513
I had sex when I was 16.

>> No.58979134

>>58978823
>No kissing, cold conveyor belt, money upfront, cold dead experience

aren't prostitutes like that everywhere

>> No.58979135

>>58978513
I didn't buy that DLC

>> No.58979185

>>58978513
Nonexistent. Sex is a waste of time and women are a waste of money. This is /biz/ not /s/ or /lgbt/

>> No.58979260

>>58978513
I have a beautiful wife, but also ED. How to cure it? Sometimes she beats my meat furiously, crying and begging me to get hard.

>> No.58979266

>>58978513
No sex tonight because tomorrow is my wife's peak day and I'm saving up a double load.

>> No.58979287

>>58979260
Generic Cialis from Hims. I'm hard as a rock just typing this.

>> No.58979380

Ex chad with a 46 kill count. Had a facemelting breakup that put me in a colossal downspiral and dry streak. It's gonna be 2 years this upcoming Nov.

The shit I've done feels like a different lifetime and dimension. It's like I've skipped timelines. Also hoeflation got insanely worse the past 5 years

>> No.58979386

>>58978807
I was really drunk, it's too bad cause I wanted to really fuck her good, however couldn't keep it up

>>58978823
she was hot though, I spent most of the session caressing her 24 year old body and telling her how beautiful she is.