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Kek baggies can't squeeze

>>58939923
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.083 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory

DRS & Computershare
>~74.6 million shares of ~351: 21% total held by Jun. 5, 2024
>
>~75.3 of ~305 25% total held by Mar. 20, 2024,
>~75.4 by Nov. 30, 2023, ~75.4 by Aug. 31, ~76.6 by Jun. 1, ~76.0 by Mar. 22 Vs Cede & Co
>
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 Jul. 30 22,
>12.7 of ~77 Apr. 30 22, 8.9 by Jan. 29 22
>and 5.2 by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Monday RRP: No
Start of September Tuesday RRP: 349.808B, 69P = 5.070B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 337.312B, 64P = 5.2705B per

>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Q1 24 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20556/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20581/html
>Q2 on Sept 10
>2024 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20456/html
>798 pg SEC doc confessions of FIs/MMs/HFs/DCEs/Swaps Counterparties etc on short selling transparency
sec.gov/comments/s7-11-23/s71123-typec.pdf

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>Legacy links
wallet.gamestop.com
nft.gamestop.com
https://www.gmedd.com/report-model (Nov 2021)
>Use archives
Avoid DSPP:
reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Kek desperate dumbfuck crypto baggies

WAGMI

>>58931072
lol

Who is this Cowgirl, how does zhe know Baker is asleep and why is zhe authorized to bake threads with a logo?

Great to see you frens, it's nice to see some familiar faces in the threads still since I last visited.

I know I've been saying for years that were close and that I can feel it, but we are all so gonna make it! Kaiji San's courage still flows through me

>>58945653
I've always been here friend, since the dawn of time.

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

suddenly a fuckload of volume
what's going on?

>>58945676
Ill trust you for now

Cowgirl? Hmmm is a fake squeeze still happening?

>>58945681

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

Wow there is more market discussion in the trash thread. Fucking Kek. What his happening?

Repeat of last week where it pumps friday ahead of market shitting itself come monday/tues to stay in 21-23 range?

Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>>58945618
>>58945633 Checked
Thursday RRP: 291.091B, 59P = 4.934B per (roughly)

>>58945702

FUCK CHUDDIES
FUCK TRANNY JANNIES
FUCK HEDGIES
FUCK SHILLS
FUCK AMC
FUCK BBBY
FUCK KEN
FUCK RYAN
FUCK FUDS
FUCK (you)

BORN TO BUY
HEDGIE IS A FUCK
NEVER SELL 2024
I AM GME MAN
$9,283,492,472,374,324 GORILLION ACCOUNT BALANCE

Watamelon a blessed
Based baker
WAGMI

>no 1pm tweet

Gay

>DFV tweets
>Threads die
What gives?

>>58945778
shills and glowies having to regroup

>>58945778
The threads have been dead before the tweet anon.

>GAMESTOP CAN'T PUMP
>NOT EVEN WITH THE KITTY

>>58945618
should I buy GME and use it as a savings account?

>>58945778
I'm working bro

>>58945802

N

>>58945793
This

>>58945778
Throat hurts. Too sick to oooooo. Go on without me bros

Le dog days are le over!!!! Le moass is le happenniiinnnggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Make sure you guys sell this one.

-RC

>>58945852
fag

>>58945864
you're so funny ryan haha

>>58945864
sorry ryan. sorry man, but i forgot how to sell.

CHWY already recovered. BOOOOO

https://x.com/drdisrespect/status/1832109173024420180?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

He’s about to appear on stream with DFV and they’re going to buy millions of shares together live on stream

>>58945885
cunny crusher's gonna stream again? what's he playing now?

>>58945633
Friday RRP: 299.271B, 57P = 5.250B per (roughly)

COHEN! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO LEAVE US AROUND WAITING FOR DFV TO DO ALL THE HEAVY LIFTING?!?! GET TO FUCKING WORK YOU LAZY PUKE! SOME GUY WITH A TWITTER ACCOUNT AND BROKERAGE ACCOUNT IS ALL THATS HOLDING UP YOUR COMPANY! FUCKING DO SOMETHING!

>>58945885
If that happens I expect the FBI to drone strike them live.

LET'S FUGGING GOOOOOOOO!!!!

Someone spotted 5000 share block buys happening again. DFV's in.

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1832110349778350286

>>58945912
Is he buying shares or coming back with another wild options bet?

>>58945852
>le putting le infront of what you said to discredit it xD

>>58945939
Kek.

>>58945932
Looks like both. Buying shares AND calls.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1faj44k/someone_bought_600k_call_option_for_gme/

>>58945960
Wish I had call money. Fuck.

It's finally happening. I see where we are on the chart. We just need to wait for the cat body and then the head before liftoff. We are at August 6th now

>>58945991
two more weeks?

>>58945991
shut the fuck up

Ok, looks like pump is over. Bagshit can’t pump.

>>58946007
That's not very nice

>>58945865
>>58945939
2 more weeks.

>>58946012
it's gearing up for a third attempt right now.

mf painted a w for wagmi

>>58945991
T-1h

Double bottom bull flag. I think wagmi.

I FEEL THE PRESSURE, UNDER MORE SCRUTINY. AND WHAT I DO? BUY MORE GME

flag planted.

I just want to see some action. This stock does what it wants, but always in a certain frame which doesn't kick it for me. I just want to feel something anons.. i am sure we will see green again. The market counts on emotional manipulation via algorithmic omega crabbing. So my conclusion is that i will just stay holding while keeping a relaxed mindset.
Anyways here is new jiemi OC.
Gary Gensler has a cameo.

>>58946074
i like dem bars
WAGMI

>>58946070
I think we will get a third bottom and then a smaller higher bottom before liftoff

>>58946082
That new? Good stuff.

Yeah...I'm thinking we're back, bros.

just sold some covered calls for $30 today. kenny wont let it close over 30 today. hes too much of a PUSSY BITCH

>>58946124
close at $30.01 it is

>>58946124
You really like tempting fate, don't you?

>>58946131

it is possible to be so fucking retarded that it flips over to fucking awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye0xG_QUI0A

>SOXL
>BTC
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH*steps away from the mic*
*breathes in*
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo

>>58946135
Oh I agree, it's pretty based to play options on GME, you just won't catch me doing it. Gotta give respect where respect is due.

>>58946144
Kek throaties :D

>>58946138
>>58946144
>>58946145
IS THIS IT?
AFTER FOUR YEARS IS THIS FINALLY IT?

>>58945693
To all the retards and shills out there.
Chewy was a play to prove that he is not a cult leader and that we are all individual investors. No one bought Chewy, no one cares both of them were tired to it, it was a bad play. He dropped all his chewy at noon, and GME starts to run. Obviously DFV is some kind of inside fed nig, but who cares, sell before he stops posting, and buy when he stops.

GME has always been a fundamentally good play and we're not letting go until the whole system comes crashing down or we are very rich. Take you're pick and eat your bag of dicks. GME just sold a 125,000,000 shares and Institutional Ownership has not risen at all, 0 share increase. Which tells use that DRS is a lie and WAY higher then Sneed and Co will admit. This may only go to like 23k, but don't care, made money. Fuck all you yids.

She's climbing

>>58946079
I would say it looks more like a rising bull pennant.

>>58946179
It only misses the last small triangle before liftoff

>58946079
Sneed.

>>58946167
im a proud investor of both CHWY and GME. I love the fundamentals of both

>>58946203
lol. lmao.

>>58946203
> Proud NPC
anon, I...
Did you buy BBBY too?

>>58946216
never bought BBBY. i only buy companies that i love

I'm guessing liftoff now

>>58946082
Very nice. Think about construction for hands like you would the whole body, they can be just as expressive. Will help with proportions. Still better than any drawing I've done all year and I've been at it literally for a decade, good on you.

Four score and seven years ago I purchased my first share of GameStop (Ticker: GME).

After all this time will we... finally... be free?

>>58946220
If I am betting against the system, there is no reason to invest in CHWY except that it was shilled at you. There is nothing in CHWY to make it attractive.

>>58946229
take a look at their latest earnings report. then take a look at all the people opting for pets instead of a relationship

flag planted.

See you in the bidding wars

>>58946239
Surely, there is no chance in a depression/war time situation that would change at all?

Where were you when GME>SOXL

>>58946167
I don't have a pet and I usually invest based on my hobbies / lifestyle. My only asset is gme.

>>58946250
In bant dunking on lum

>>58946255
I have GME and physical silver incase shit goes tits.

>>58946261
based, you can turn the silver into bullets and hunt werewolves

>>58946264
I don't post about possible pallets of bullets I may or may not own.

>markets burning
>gme a shining green beacon

as it was meant to be

>>58946224
Thank you. I just drew my jiemi grile. The background is from an urban/gloomy wallpaper thread on /wg/, which i just edited to fit my jiemitic means.

That drdisrespect rant was incredible lol

>>58946286
what'd he go off about, the machine shitting on him for smashing gash?

>market shitting itself
>Gme moons
You love to see it

>>58946299
All kinds of shit

>>58946286
qrd? completely missed this lol

>DFV Tweets pic of OG Toy Story
>internet hive mind finds this scene
BBBY CHADS STAY WINNING

>>58946310
https://x.com/ghostdog3333/status/1832129191233646807?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

>Market uncertainty
>gme quite green and above $20
Remember when they said it was going back down to $10?

>>58945778
I got a job now, nigger, I can't play grab-ass and rap for free anymore

>>58946360
I member. Kek buddies.

DFV tweeting can't even get the price to break $24... Is GME all out of pump?

>>58946362
How you know old anons were high-IQ: cosplaying Pool's Closed Guy, no one showed up in actual blackface, just with the afro wigs. You get the point across without ending up on the evening news.

Liftoff

>>58946367
Seems to be the case. I bet he bought a bunch of 0DTE calls today thinking all he had to do was tweet once. Bastard. Hope he goes to jail for this

Now I'm really curious to see what the price does after earnings.

>>58946378
oversteer

Dog day are over and now we enter american flag phase, whatever that means.

>>58946430
The election. Two more months.

>>58946430
The presidential debate, same date as the earnings

>>58945656
>56 56

>>58946430
fuck those election lies

america's got talent finale results is fucking TUESDAY september 24!

>>58946190
Why did you sneed him?

>>58946430

>>58946430
The simplest and most reasonable explanation is that American Flag + Microphone = Singing the national anthem at some event. Beyond that, who knows.

>>58946473

CAM ON GAME STOCK LETS FAKKIN GO CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON LETS GOOOOO

>>58946492
You're fucking bullshitting me.
Don't do it, don't play with my emotions like that.

october 24 is the next world series. I am interpreting the emojis that way based on a random firing of neurons that my brain decided to make.

Lucky sevens

>>58946417
DEJA VU
HIGHER ON THE BEAT

>>58946430
wrong we're on the second set of eyes the fire emoji is next

Hmmm. Is it finally time to get real awkward in here real quick?

>>58946167
I cum’d after reading this

GAME!

>>58946167
>This may only go to like 23k
>price anchoring

check yo keys robert

>>58946463
The debate is before then.

I've been comfy since March 2021. I sometimes regret only having around 1,000 shares because I don't believe in MOASS and I'm not sure 1,000 shares will set me up for life (i.e., federally enforced "fair market price" sale).

>>58946625
If the the government gets involved in moass you can kiss the stock market goodbye and I still win.

>>58946343
You guys are legitimate schizos

Fortunately so are rich guys with tons of money.

>>58946633
Great point kek. I'm back in anon!

>that long ass red wick
fuckin babies

It’s crazy the bag kekkers are never around on days like this.

>>58946657
can't talk shit with all that dick in their throats

>>58946563
It's actually from the DFV original video back in 2020. It was his original estimate, so that's where I suspected the price would go.

>>58946581
The perfect opportunity for Ryan Cohen to make unhinged tweets about Trump and extinguish the building momentum. Again.

>>58946674
slurp time

>>58946673
Kek. That was before they quadrupled down for 4 years. It’s an infinite squeeze now.

>>58946673
Is the 23k split adjusted? So $5750?

>>58946694
Unsure, that was just what DFV said originally, and I am pretty sure he has demonstrated unequivocally that he's a glowie or an insider. So, I have gone with his numbers.

>>58946704
That literally doesn’t make sense. The only metric that would determine how high it does is human greed and I’m incredibly greedy. Thus there is no way anyone could say how to determine how high it would go.

>>58946718
None of the stock market makes sense. It's all monopoly money by yids and sometimes they get fukt by landing on their own boardwalk.

>>58946685
i have speculated before on how this could be turned into a win-win situation and i truly hope some high up hedgie reads this:
>turn off the buy button for gamestop
>give normies bs reason to distract them
>have government force brokers to sell all gamestop shares for $1000
>then contact every single gme holder of drs'd shares (this will take time!)
>start with the largest holders
>end with the 1 (ONE) and less share holders
>make them a deal they can't say no to
>have each ex-holder sign an nda
FINALLY:
>close all your shorts
>reactivate buy button
>memory hole the event
>never talk about all the new bajillionaires
>move on with the show
i hope hedgies can see that this is an extra-ordinary situation needing extra-ordinary methods.
TLDR: instead of fighting holders, why not welcome them into the money elite. they have proven themselves.

>>58946726
or liquidate the financial terrorists for crimes of market rigging and fraud, then execute every single fucking one of them. eat shit and die glowie.

>>58945618
Kek dumbfuck stupid baggies

>>58946726
That doesn't work because at $1000 the hedgies are still all bankrupt.

>>58946741
Oh captain, my captain

Doubles decides what happens next week

>>58946777
Presumably they'll get a massive bailout. The status quo must be maintained, no matter what. Pension funds, mortgage backed securities, and the number of other assets will be sacrificed. The stock market will have a rough couple of weeks but things will eventually level out.

>>58946879
Mass baggie suicide

>>58946726
>instead of fighting holders, why not welcome them into the money elite.
Kek. Hedgies are fighting for their lives the moment moass happens more than half of them are going to turn themselves into stains, the other half is going to get hunted by a deranged holder.

>>58946879
monday pump, tuesday dump

>>58946879
Total baggie death

>>58946879
MOASS

>>58946879
Mass crypto baggie suicide

>>58946879
Fake pump to $70 then back to $20. MOASS isn't until October.

>>58946879
Ryan actually delivers some good fucking news

>>58946879
I get knifed

Why are a bunch of strangers on the internet wishing death on me for buying a stock they claim is definitely not ever squeezing?

>>58946879
margin calls

>>58946936
I’m thinking another fake pump to $80 and than a dump down to the new floor of $30 and then moass 2 weeks later.

Personally, I think we're going to 75 next week. Earnings week, and this week has been strange.

>>58946964
>>58946965
Apparently we think alike.

>>58946879
Fuck all

>>58946879
GME moons to $500 in premarket Monday, entire market halted, trading suspended before opening bell, takes them two weeks to realize it can't be reversed or ignored due to DRS holdings outside of Snede & Co, >=1000 share holders get personal calls from hedgies trying to negotiate exit prices, then once enough have capitulated on these backdoor deals, the markets reopen and life resumes, plus a few ledgies and a few new billionaires.

>>58946988
you're right because $200 EOW is fuck all compared to MOASS

>>58946988
the hedgies?

oh my science

>>58946445
There’s no way the flag means a presidential debate/earnings.

This emoji list was released long before the earnings date was made public

>>58947027
>flat is law
Remember when 45 tried to paint flat law as a psyop? I member.

>>58947028
>This emoji list was released long before the earnings date was made public
lol lmao.

>>58946718
>The only metric that would determine how high it does is human greed and I’m incredibly greedy.
Some calculations said the first atomic bomb test would set the atmosphere on fire. In nature, there tend to be attenuation factors of one kind or another. Hypothetically, you have the case you're talking about. In practice, I do wonder if it's just a really big bomb instead of a Dr. Strangelove one.
But I'm a dumbass so who knows.

>>58946777
Checked.

>>58946989
>No XXX hodlers
No fair. Also probably still not enough, average is still under XXXX.

>>58946879
>>58946988
Nothing happens, as is tradition.

>>58946989
>"400k per share?!?" That's ridiculous, we can't pay that!"
>"That's fine, I'll keep holding."
>"Okay! Fine! 400k a share, just sell already!!!"
>"800k per share now. That's for making me repeat myself."
>"800k!?!....fine. 800k per..."
>"And now for my DRS shares, they're worth 69 million per share."
>"Oh come on!!!!"

>>58946879
100k+ per share by 9/19

>Earnings good
>gme continues to poompa
>Earnings not good
>gme gaps down, I slurp, and then gme continues to poompa
Heads I win, tails hedgies lose

Friday the 13th is when it will happen.
>source: that is my birthday and I will wish for the short squeeze

We open Monday $40+

5000 per share sounds fair. DFV's original target was 23k, and adjusted for the split and further dilutions that would be around 5k. Pretty good when we all would have sold for 1k (don't Lie) back in 2021. That will be an extra 1k per year by the time this pops off

>>58947270
$100k is not a meme. Go ahead, search the archives.

>>58947283
>Go ahead, search the archives
Nah

>>58947270
>That will be an extra 1k per year by the time this pops off
nah

>>58947289
Ok just sayin' it's been there.
I would have sold for $1000 the first day. After that, it s $1000 for the first share, $10,000 for the second, $100,000 for the third. Mostly because I only had 10 back then.

>>58946879
Nothing happens next week, but perhaps some type of crash/correction between now and end of October. From October onward there may be a slow drip of information furthering affirming that the bathschizos were onto something and that Teddy isn’t just a meme. There will probably be further m&a types of announcements/dockets through the year but no shares are returned/no one gets paid yet. Rest of the year is likely all election stuff and tanking the economy/lowering rates. New president gets in Jan and maybe there’s a script flip towards patriotism. Shits hot n heavy overseas and by that point people will be as financially nervous as they have been since 08 or initial covid. This could set up a slow market recovery through the spring, with butterfly ready to emerge from its 6ish month announcement to completion m&a process, somewhat in line with the new fraud case extension dates. Gme algo was set to blow in 25 I think so everything you’re seeing has just been building around this inevitability chronology wise. The wombo combo is essentially gme running + butterfly returning + Teddy debuting. It’s like 3 squeeze events in 1. I know this because it’s the longest, gayest timeline which if you’ve been around enough you know is the way of the world. Not financial advice.

>>58947302
For me, it's 100 at $10,000 so I'm a confirmed millionaire

>>58947283
>Price anchoring at 100k
Nice try, Ken

Thomas Peterffy said the stock could go to infinity, so that is my floor.

>>58947319
Classic. Try to get people hodling for 100k while you close at 23k. Devilish even

>>58947270
>5000 per share sounds fair
"Fair" isn't being born with billions, never having lost once in your entire life. "Fair" isn't spending each and every day making the lives of every normal person hell so you can hoard a few extra million. "Fair" isn't performing financial crime that would get the average person shot within hours and telling the people you owe that dept to "no, I don't feel like paying it now, I'll pay it in 3 months". "Fair" isn't changing the laws whenever your retarded decisions threaten consequences.

We are well past "Fair" at this point. The only thing that could happen to these animals that would be considered fair is complete destitution. pending the rest of their lives on either a roadside with a cardboard sign or a prison cell next to Big Dick DeShawn. This is a reset, it's the last olive branch to the system. Your choices are side with the parasites, stab the innocent in the back one last time and let the world crumble and burn so you can side in a chair and call yourself king of the ashes before the feral hordes of savages eat you, or you can for once in your pathetic lives do your fucking job and allow the consequences of their own actions to finally unfold.

I'll be selling half my shares at 1 million, and you'd better thank me for it because that's me being merciful and paper handing.

>>58947327
I'm not reading any of that

>>58947334
You read all of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9dNPW483zE
CHAOS. BEGINS.

>>58947336
Nuh uh

>>58947326
Sir, we moass here

>>58947325

>>58947326
You just don’t get it do you?

>>58947270
>5000 per share sounds fair.
Yeah, but i really wonder what going on shill brain that make them go "5000 is fine but anything above is litteraly impossible", it's either moass of Hedgie bleeding from people swinging it slowly or buying call if they really are retarded

>>58947334
SILENCE GLAIVE

>>58947409
The price isn't what matters, it's the end state, and there are only a few.

>SPY Down
>SOXL Throated
>FFIE Forgotten
>BBYQ Deceased
>GME Pumping

yeah i'm thinking its wagmi time

So when are we all going to WAGMI?

I want 40lb breasts (each) filled with milk so I can have the purest & sweetest tiddy milk to mix with my chocolate powder for the best choky milk to go with my premium chicken tendies (deluxe dino bites with the coloring book included in the box). How much money will I need to achieve this dream?

>>58947532
One gazillion dollars, or one GME

>>58947314
>millionaire off of 100 shares at 10,000
dumb nigger cant into taxes and inevitable alimony

Speaking of alimony what is everyone's strategy to avoid losing half to women while simultaneously sleeping with a new red head every night? Assets in mommy's name?

>>58947556
Suck dicks.

>>58947556
during moass sell off just price in a divorce if you must and do double of what you originally wanted.

>>58947559
Im not sure I will ever get married after coming into money. Women have really shown their asses over the past few years with this new feminism movement to the point that I believe all of them have been poisoned.

>>58947558
>die of aids to avoid losing over half your fortune
ill pray for you faggotanon

>>58947565
>Im not sure I will ever get married after coming into money
I unironically have the same concerns.

Wish i had an unvaxxed gf to marry before MOASS but sadly everyone's got the injection

Can I interest y’all in some Friday night lights?

>>58947555
Checked, you're right. I'll sell 200 at $10,000

>>58947569
>but sadly everyone's got the injection
yeah and everyone seems to be perfectly fine

Roaring Bag Pumper

>>58947576
He's going to jail for this. I bet he got all that money from Russia

>>58947576
strange that retail can buy multiple times the shares issued by the company over several years and the price goes....down. But then kitty tweets and the price pumps and they set things up to make DFV look like a fraud? People are ironclad on trusting Ryan Cohen, and Keith Gill and this makes paid stock bashsers seethe beyond comprehension. Its almost like on stocks like these, hedge funds have total control over the price because there are literal macro geopolitical implications when the economy goes up in flames.

>>58947576
>>58947587
someone probably front runs his orders now. There's no way for us to tell this is him

>>58947587
Interesting post from a logonigger and price anchorer. It’s literally all coming together.

>>58947556
>Speaking of alimony what is everyone's strategy to avoid losing half to women
720 degree noscope spin backfist.

>YOUR HONOR YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, HE TWEETED A PICTURE OF WOODY FROM TOY STORY WITH A DOG EMOJI, THAT CLEARLY IS AN ATTEMPT TO PUMP THE VIDEO GAME STORE STOCK HE'S MANIPULATING THE MARKETS YOU HAVE TO STOP HIM

>>58947568
Rich people don't get AIDS anymore.

>>58947571
Enjoy it, I'm using my riches to abolish the institution of American football. This country will become what it was always meant to be, a badminton powerhouse.

>>58947639
>badminton
lol you just get gayer and gayer with each post

>>58947639

>>58947643
Groovy, baby.

>>58947598
I'm anti-logo. I don't know why this Cowgirl posted it

>>58947556
If you move your assets to a LLC they can't be seized in alimony, only your salary from the LLC can be seized.

>>58947663
Sorry, meant for >>58947651, too. No better endorsement than from the American Saikou himself.

>>58947671

>>58947676
I plan to have an overseas trust and take a salary from that

>>58947639
If you're going to promote alternate sports can they at least be less fruity than badminton? Baseball, lacrosse, hell, even regular tennis would be better.

>>58947556
https://medium.com/@okbet9545/guide-to-windfalls-4f8eef590104
Good luck.

>>58947741
yea hes the one I got the idea for a trust from. They dont protect you from women though

>>58947754
You seem stupid. NGMI

>>58947754
why wouldnt a prenup protect you?

I can't wait to bankrupt israel

Oh good, I'm not banned any more. We'll see how long that lasts.

>>58947765
Judges toss prenups all the time because they're "mean" or "unfair" or "signed under duress." Basically the legal system is halfway to admitting that women are incompetent retards with no agency, but it's the bad half where they're still expected to have rights and powers like men.

>>58947761
:(

>>58946444
October surprise?

>>58947782
Its probably still related to the carry trade...All the derivates have to unwind. Its over and next week things should start kicking off. Watch the following:

usdjpy
vix
uvxy
oil
nvda

good resources that actually know whats happening:
https://x.com/leadlagreport
https://x.com/frankoz95967943
https://x.com/DarioCpx

>>58947777
>women are incompetent retards with no agency
And hedgies arent?

>>58947792
No thanks, I'm just gonna bury my head in the sand on purpose haha.

>>58947796
Hedgies do have agency which is why they made spectacularly bad bets on GameStop going bankrupt.

>>58947754
>Letting the government into your relationships
NGMI.
Ceremonial wedding without government paperwork. All assets in a trust/LLC in a foreign country.

Or better yet, use your new money to genetically engineer yourself a new wife/wives that your raise from birth to be loyal to you.

>>58945633
new tripcode fag? never seen cowgirl before. hello welcome to the ride that never ends.

The derivatives market, now estimated over $1 quadrillion, represents a severe systemic risk, especially with little regulation on how these instruments are traded. Goldman Sachs for example has $54 trillion in exposure, primarily through CMBS, MBS, and swaps containing [REDACTED]. Much of this exposure is tied to hedge funds using over-leveraged collateral. If the market turns, the collateral could collapse, triggering a liquidity crisis. This isn’t speculative; we’ve seen the fallout from such imbalances before, and it’s only grown worse.

Japan’s QQE and the Yen carry trade highlight the danger of sovereign debt bubbles. Cheap yen borrowing for higher yields elsewhere works until the Fed or ECB makes a hawkish turn. If that happens, hedge funds unwind positions, creating a global ripple, similar to the 1997 Asian crisis but on a far bigger scale, especially with Japan's 250%+ debt-to-GDP ratio.

The 2-year/10-year yield curve inversion at -125bps has always been a solid recession indicator, and with it persisting longer than it even did in 1929, you start to get an idea of what comes next. Mortgagr payments have surged to 2006 levels, locking out middle-income buyers. Lower rates won’t help; they’d just blow the bubble bigger.

The labor market is weakening also, 438K full-time jobs were lost while part-time work was 527K. Job openings plunged by -511K, and the BLS revision slashed another -818k jobs. Native-born workers lost 1.3 million jobs in August, while foreign-born employment skyrocketed.

The Fed’ will QE and maybe even try QQE, but that only buys time. The real question isn’t if this bubble bursts, but when and each delay makes the inevitable collapse even more brutal.

I'm ready to strike a deal with the US Gov. You can have my GME shares for the low price of $10,000 but only if every hedgie shill is publicly executed by firing squad.

>>58947027
>the rise in GME is equivalent to the sahm rule recession indicator

we are gonna make it or actually suffer a hell like no other.

captcha: PTSRD
post traumatic stress requel disorder.

>>58947833
There are certain states that will grant women alimony even if you arent married lol you have no idea how bad it is. They can claim you got them use to a lifestyle even though you didnt do shit for them

>>58947839
idk if youre a gpt bot but this is a good summary of whats happening and whats next

>>58947556
The vagina is just an inch and a half away from the asshole. That's where poop comes from, Anon. Get ahold of yourself.

>>58947854
Its at least what I’m seeing and reading… I do think they could introduce QQE and push this out even farther but I don’t know if they’re that brazen; it would mean the certain death of the dollar also

>>58947863
not a chance of more delays. Everything is coming to a head and we are already living through a can kick as 2008 was never resolved. Theyve officially run out of time in my opinion

>>58947852
Honestly, at this point you might as well abandon the USA/Canada altogether.
Maybe go to another country that doesn't do this tyrannical shit.

Alternatively, we can use our newfound wealth to lobby politicians and have these shitty laws repealed altogether.
No "no fault divorce". No "common law" bullshit. No alimony.
Might as well lobby to eliminate the concept of government marriage altogether.

>>58947893
Leave the country? Just buy half a state. verification not required

>>58947893
Government marriage is about inheritance, visitation rights in hospitals, power of attorney when incapacitated, and legitimizing children. Notice these are all decisions made by a man. Banning women from initiating divorce for any reason and banning them from voting would suffice.

>>58947834
>t. newfag

>>58946264
>>58946269
Lifehack: you just have to rub the bullets with silver dust to make them effective

>>58947946
Werewolf claws typed this post.

>>58947994
n-no

>>58947576
What a kike

>>58947994
Kek

>>58945618
Nice AI reddit slop pic, are you a bot OP?

we're gonna fucking make it next week.

>>58945693
>red eyes
what did this mean?

>>58946879
Nothing.

Post moass I'm going to find small on popular onlyfans girls with huge knockers and date them/convince them to quit porn.

Just kidding I'm going to commission $30,000 in high quality life sized plushies and then buy some sex robots when the technology is better.

>pulte or someone sells some chewy and buys some GME
>DFV tweets the dog emoji
>hedge funds pump chewy to dump GME
>DFV actually still held chewy and sells it to buy GME even cheaper
gents, the kansas city shuffle.

>>58948100
kek hedgies

https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/
>46.72% short volume.
>45.00% off exchange.

>>58948066
Soon.

When I quit my job I told everyone "buy and hold gamestop stock"

>>58948222
Now you ask "Do you want fries with that?". Many such cases. Sad!

>>58948226

N

>>58948229
I

>>58948260
G

>>58948262
G

racists

>>58948111
Checked.

>>58948280
>hedgies balls deep inside baggie wives and daughters as Ryan Cohen continues dumping on them

>>58948269
>>58948290
Shills confirmed to be dark skinned

>>58948311
checked

>>58948290

>>58947314
>>58947551
I'm not leaving with a bullion per share
>>58947587
Silence boy.wheres my cotton?
>>58947307
So everything crumbles because of a towel?

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

Now I'm getting somewhere.

RK will return with a position of 21.3M shares before earnings. This is not priced in, do with this information what you will

>>58948500
>It's raining men

>>58948456
>>58948467
>>58948521
Why do these look like Jim Cramer?

>>58948805
Are you saying you would rather see someone other than Jim drowning in a pool of spaghetti and meat sauce?

>>58945618
Kek dumbfuck dying poor baggies

>>58948901
Reddit tier retardation but I want to believe

Holy shit Kek desperate dumbfuck weekend crypto baggies

>>58948456
>>58948467
>>58948500
>>58948521
lmao. i love these new ai sloppa videos.

>>58948901
>everything is a conspiracy and DFV has planned it all out 50 moves ahead

Kek rest in peace X formerly known as Twitter

Is this going to $125 before 2025?

Thx

>>58949061
Sources tell me maybe.
Sources: the voices

>>58948456
>>58948467
>>58948500
>using AI to declare psychological war on ideological enemies
>videos depicting shills, bankers, hedgies, and their supporters in compromising situations
Vaguely cyberpunk-ish. Fifth generation warfare is quite exciting if you look through a certain lens

>>58949061
Presplit

That DFV cat, holy fuck. That dude never ceases to impress me. Like sometimes I wonder if he is somehow divine intervention at play. Like holy fuck. Does hype with elegance, mystery, and fucking style all too well.

>>58949217
He's a Russian agent that buys calls, tweets, then sells said calls immediately. He should be in jail

this entire idea - rather narrative - that has been constructed around Keith gill (DFV / roaring kitty) about being a time traveler or being an insider to BlackRock or some other version that he is apart of a controlled demolition would appear to be misdirecting peoples' attention away from the - more likely - crucial reality that he is a normal person who is not connected to any grand reset narrative, but rather is analyzing information to do the work he has done. If more people began to dig and uncover what DFV appears to have uncovered then more people would be aware of derivative rebalancing cycles and price swing timelines. This could present a massive problem to wallstreet if more and more people really studied what DFV saw, and how he pulled off his trades over the last 4-5 years, and began to make their own financial decisions while hunting for profitable trades around GME themselves.

>>58949236
How about some nice borscht, comrade?

>>58945618
Kek dumbfucking weekend baggies

another one

>>58949254
This guy is really still trying to push the idea that this is all a Russian psyop. lol lmao. I’m sure Putin himself told Ken, Gabe, Doug and Mark to all start a celler boxing conspiracy that got them trapped in an unwinnable position. You need to go back to the drawing board with this psyop. I appreciate the pivot though. It’s somewhat creative.

>>58948901
>hedgie are scared of this and aged 20 year in 2

>>58949298
>1pbtid

Say privet to your babushka for me

>GameStop earnings week

>>58949321
So you’re holding the stock of a company you claim is being used by Russians to destroy America is that what you’re essentially implying?

>>58949332
>russia created computer game to destroy america
This is what he saying.

>>58949334
Tetris was the first domino that led to Gamergate

>>58949284
Kek dead friendies

>>58949344
le kek

>>58949341
Oh so you’re just larping got it.

He's still @ it

+A983s16
unhinged

>>58947556
My wife just divorced me and my stocks are in a tax free account so I'll be eating good.

Kek schmeaties

>>58949334
to be fair there is a slight tint of truth thats adds to my theory that the ruskies truely have rooted out the jewish communists and have turned the socialism/communism into a force to bolster and nourish the new generations of russians while harvesting the wanted, traditional knowledge, that the mindbroken boomer and older generations possess to kickstart the new land of russia.

and this INFURIORATES the rabbi, because there is a large portion of america that wants this too and sees it as a possibility. they just dont know what all the pieces are named, and they are learning.

>>58949428
like a 401k/roth? I wont be able to enjoy my 401k or HSA shares for another ~20 years :(

Ryan Cohen isn't even American, he's (((French))) Canadian

http://RyanCohen.com

>>58949321
Russia didn't short gamestop.

Another 1pbtid popping up out of the woodwork to tell me Russia totally isn't involved in this in any capacity

Imagine your friend suicided because he shorted bbby and to make up for it you post off topic in a thread devoted to a video game pawn shop on a vocaloid vinyl collecting forum because you can’t do it on your X (formerly known as twitter) because you got banned.

>>58949321
If you mention my babushka again, I rip your throat out of your asshole and sacrifice it to your god out of disrespect you knuckles dragging inbred cunt

I'll fucking kill you I like Russians they're better than likes niggers chinks fags and especially ukrainians

I just think the stock is neat.

>>58949236
just linking to my previous post, which started a comment chain of scitzo posting.

Sneed hedgies and shills. Sneed doubters and fuddies. I will continue to post new jiemi OC

I know we're going to make it, because I sold five shares last week to help my mate out

>>58948901
Stfu. Check yourself in a hospital

>>58948990
He is Nostradamus brother,cricket

>>58949224
He's the beekeeper. Hedgies are getting fucked in the ass RIGHT NOW

>>58949298
You don't understand. Hedgies are trying to convince you that John wick has a cat and that cat is winning because of John wick

>>58949689
>>58949693
>>58949706
>>58949720
you know you can reply to multiple posts, right?

>>58949321
Buckbroken by internet trolls

>>58949334
>>58949332
I created the internet to destroy myself

Next week.

>>58949722
I know

>58949748
>5PWQChzX
nice id hop, next thread. walk away and collect your shit before you come back completely unhinged rabbi.
couldn't be that my theory crafting was too close to the rabbit hole, could it?
sliiiiide into the grave faggot.

>>58949765
I don't even know what is your theory and who you are. I don't even think of you. I'm here with my boys keeping it real. Are you keeping it real ? Or do I need to take my belt off and buy more gme ?

>>58949733
I believe it. The question is, do I "buy calls" believe it?

Guys, get this! His friend is, le dead, and he is le busted, in le head. Xddddd

>>58949542
do you think that gamestop is a national security risk? i thought it's just some random stock of some failing retail store?

Gamestop

>>58949839
The dog is fucking dead dude, give it a rest

Sigh. Another schizo arguing thread.

Can someone for the love of God explain what the fuck a crypto airdrop is like I'm a 70 year old boomer?

>>58950415
an airdrop is when you give an indian man access to your crypto coin account for him to take a magical poo of imaginary coins into it.

>>58950421
Anon that was not in boomernese

The shill thread is literally just them begging retards to buy puts. Holy shit wagmi.

>>58950500
>>58950500
>>58950500
Threaded.