/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58861380
a rope

>>58861414
Rude.

>>58861648
an electric toaster to try it in your bathub

>>58861380
lilAI

>>58861380
ETH

>>58861380
DEERUSSY

>>58861691
cute dee- what the fuck is that pillow

>>58861814
Get with the times

how do I short tobacco companies

>>58862038
Where can I buy this?

>>58862364
Why would you do that? Smoking will become popular again when governments realize they can solve the elderly crisis by popularizing tobacco and removing healthcare for tobacco related illnesses.
Smoking will literally save our economy.

>>58861814
Cute girls love søybøys.

>>58863437
Soeboes

>>58863437
soeboeys

>>58861380
Transfer it to Gate and get some FUn before it adds another 30%

>>58863463
I want fun, how can I get more fun?

>>58863452
Still wrong.

>>58863559
ẃhätêvér ât lëàst ẅhên î tỳpë søybøÿs í knøw what it mèáns

>>58863559
Also, "oe" is recognized as "ø" when international people are unable to use it. Same wit "aa" for "å" and "ae" for "æ". So actually I am right maybe, but I was trying to find out how to write it in a way that makes english speakers pronounce it correctly so I may have also been wrong. Input is desired.

>>58863563
You added a 'y' but you forgot to add the second 'y'.

>>58863563
>søtbøÿs

>>58861380
$CFSM my dude, i've never been that much of a religious guy but lets say anime and pasta changed my life

Are we just going to let 58857610 slip?

>>58861380
Wait for SUPRA TGE and splash it all on it.

>>58861380
If you are bullish on AI then NAI will do just fine

>>58861691
That's a good coin but not for getting rich
>>58864317
I'm also holding it and I hope it begins its move to the upside soon

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>>58861380
You can buy Filecoin, it's one of the established alts there, you can then increase your earnings by restaking it on Parasail.

>>58863583
>You added a 'y' but you forgot to add the second 'y'.
I'm an idiot.
>>søtbøÿs
I wonder what it's like to a be a boycrazy little girl. Obsessing over who talked to who during which recess and such.

4chan went down at the same moment as Coinmetro was the first thread on /biz/. That means poor unsuspecting souls were forced to see the thread for hours.

>>58861380
How would you go about fucking a deer if you wanted to get away with it, hypothetically?

>>58865960
Might be best to do it outside of hunting season.
If you live somewhere relatively close to civilization they tend to be very human friendly and won't run away unless you get too close or make big movements. I've lived in such places before. You could easily bring a blowpipe gun with powerful tranquilizers to put it to sleep giving you time to prepare ropes for the act. I assume you want it to be awake during the process, otherwise just proceed while it's down.
You'd need to check for ticks afterwards. They are major carriers of ticks. If you prefer a tick free experience you could capture it, give it tick medicine, and recapture it later. It will take more effort, but you'd feel more clean doing it.

>>58865960
>you could capture it, give it tick medicine, and recapture it later.
Another bonus of this is that both timesfter you catch a female deer tie it up and insert a vibrator. It will cum explosively over the next few hours and you can use this liquid to attract male deer. It should last about 3 days in the fridge.

>>58861380
$WMAF

I can't believe were letting her get away with it.

>>58865620
/biz/ is so slow I didn't even notice.

>>58866443
I can't find that ticker, did you mean $AMAF?

>>58864008
>Are we just going to let 58857610 slip?
I didn't notice this post until now.

>>58866872
>I can't believe were letting her get away with it.
I mean I think that is like the third time she's written that as a thread ender.
Would it really surprise you?

>>58866872
>AMAF?
Longing this by the way.

>>58866878
It's the first time I see it here, the other times may have been on the Discord or something?
I wouldn't be surprised but it could also be a cry for help.

>>58866926
>the other times may have been on the Discord
I don't think she even has a Discord. Do you mean the facebook group maybe?
>I wouldn't be surprised but it could also be a cry for help.
I thought it's a compliment?

>four young women group raped female friend during birthday party
>three of the suspects allegedly held down the woman while a main suspect committed the sexual assault
That's just like the rape doujins. So such things DOES happen??

>>58866956
Just be a normal person and like a girl who'se 19 in the manga and 17 in the anime.

>>58866990
>friend

>>58867018
>Just be a normal person and like a girl who'se 19 in the manga and 17 in the anime.
What's the difference? They're both legal except you can only draw one of them naked. Besides, the girl she likes is really a 30 year old man so she's not really a pedophile, she's a faggot in love with someone her own age.
>>friend
I have no idea what led up to the incident. It's not a very friendly thing to do.
Nevertheless, god I wish that was me. Not like for real though, but like I want to halfheartedly wish that was me while also being horrified at the thought.

>>58867034
>Nevertheless, god I wish that was me. Not like for real though, but like I want to halfheartedly wish that was me while also being horrified at the thought.
To be even more precise, god I do not wish that was me, but I am somewhat aroused at the thought of being a woman who is pinned down by what she thought was her good friends and sexually assaulted against her will and having to suffer trauma and trust issues for the rest of my life while also masturbating to the incident to try and conquer my trauma and subconsciously seeking out risky female friends in hopes of it happening again because I want to convince myself that the trauma I experienced was enjoyable and something I wanted and not something bad that happened to me.

>>58867034
>a faggot in love with someone her own age.

>>58867058
How many times have you creamed it to this man?

>>58867034
In my country the age of consent is 12, but everyone knows the pedo line is exactly 18.

>>58867040
That does not sound healthy.
Better settle down with a women-respecting provider and lead a boring life.

>>58867058
It happens to the best of us, men are better than women at everything, including being women.

I bought 10,000 XCM at 0.60 euros when there was a price floor. Now it is at 0.03 euros. Can Kevin refund my money due to his incompetence and fraud? He said he will never remove the price floor but he did. How can I trust this lying thief?

>>58867082
>but everyone knows the pedo line is exactly 18.
That's ridiculous. I think you wrote this controversial statement just so I will ask what if she was 17 years 364 days 23 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds and 999 milliseconds old? Are you a pedo then?
>That does not sound healthy.
It's meant to stay as a fantasy of course. [weird things] <- I read out the entire run-on sentence I wrote out loud without stopping to breathe even for a millisecond.
>picrel
I remember that story. Smart guy, too bad he got caught. He could've really made it.

>>58867090
>10,000 XCM at 0.60 euros when there was a price floor
No you didn't.
>How can I trust this lying thief?
Just open an ebay dispute.

>>58867094
I know you are Kevin. Refund my money immediately you bald lying fuck. XCM is at 0.03 euros because no one trusts you anymore and everyone is selling their XCM. No demand for this shitcoin, no value for this exchange other than “muh customer service”. Your “soon”s on AMA are nothing but inflated lies that gets delivered 1-2 years after. No wonder why you have trouble finding investors after months/years.

>>58867113
>I know you are Kevin
There is another poster that is Kevin, but I'm not Kevin.
>and everyone is selling their XCM
For people to sell something they must have bought it in the first place, but nobody actually did that.
>no value for this exchange other than “muh customer service”.
It's a pretty decent on-ramp in my experience.
>Your “soon”s on AMA are nothing but inflated lies that gets delivered 1-2 years after
We're getting Visa card soon. I know a guy who knows a guy.

>>58867090
>Can Kevin refund my money due to his incompetence and fraud?
Coinmetro.com/refunds
>>58867067
Masturbating to the idea of impregnating someone because your semen fertilizes their womb isn't gay.

>>58867123
>Masturbating to the idea of impregnating someone because your semen fertilizes their womb isn't gay.
Last I checked, trying to impregnate a 30 year old man is an extremely degenerate homosexual act. You are wanting to make a man pregnant. You want to stick your penis deep inside a man's tiny crevice and painfully hit their womb and inject them with semen directly from source. As far as I am concerned, doing this with a man is extremely homosexual no matter how short or feminine she may look.

>>58867141
I forgot the detail about watching it leak out of the crevice afterwards as she lays there with her legs numb and drool on her face.

>>58867141
Does it cancel out the gay if I have sex with the kids after she gives birth?

>>58867150
Oh yeah that's a normal straight thing to do, you only pretended to like her for having access to kids. Normal straight behavior.

>>58867150
Oh yeah that's a normal straight thing to do, you only pretended to like her for having kids. Normal straight behavior.

you guys just want me to jerk off so you can steal my cum.
i will not let you have it. you CANNOT have my CUM!
ITS MINE!
>Duuurr how can I steal your cum from an online chat board?????
Fuck you, you goddamn succubus, I know how you operate. I know you fuckers invisibly teleport to us and lap up all your coveted cum.
I won't let you have it. Fuck you succubus!

>>58867735
If you masturbate now, we can do it synchronously. Wouldn't that be fun.

>>58867735
Can confirm this happened to me as well

>>58867735
You need to cum at least 3x per day to avoid prostate cancer.
>>58867751
I never realised that I often masturbate at the same time as my friends until I read this post. That is kind of gay.

you need to buy $MBM lezgoooooo

>>58861380
If your funds were on MEXC, I'd have told you to check Push Protocol. It's a legit project that's shaking up communication in the Web3 space.

>>58861380
EOS. You are welcome

>>58861380
Wait for SUPRA to have its upcoming TGE. Thank me later.

This thread opening was genius. Getting bumped by bots for days.

>>58861380
a chastity cage

>>58864475
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>>58867113
that's on you, retard, i'm enjoying this thread while i play blocklords

>58870230
And to think I almost thought this was a legitimate post.

>>58861380
Just go all in on QAN since it is a guaranteed 100x gem.

>>58861380
Use your $100 to buy DUA and secure your portfolio. Don’t chase instant returns; focus on long-term investments with working products.

>>58870210

>>58870424
the day is beutyfll days...

Preventing terrorism with ThoughtAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1D2odU41aY

>>58870716
The price is way down, but the volume is way up.
How come? Are they just funny tricks?

My PNK has finished a 3x down into a break even. I am shocked.

>>58870796
Wait that means officially every single one of my coins is at a loss. I hate Q3. Take me back to Q1-Q2, everything had so much more soul back then. Feeling nostalgic...

>>58870787
Remember how we mocked L*X for artificially inflating their volume but when real users placed an order they would experience heavy slippage?
Yeah...

>>58870872
Well I haven't investigated THT's volume and liqudity, but L*X's was practically provably false and that's hilarious.

It looks to me like OCTA and THT is being washtraded. I can't see this activity on any other pairs. I've no idea if it's the market makers for those two coins paying a small sum in trading fees to show activity or if it's Coinmetro doing it, but considering it's only these two pairs I'm leaning more towards market maker shenanigans.

>>58870925
>I can't see this activity on any other pairs.
Yeah...

>>58870946
Find me any other pairs with a sudden explosion in volume and $20-40 being traded every few seconds with no change in price. Funny how they both are so similar haha...

Compare to the amount of recent trades in BTC for example. It's obviously not all pairs. I only found two coins with such activity, feel free to post any others.

THT/EUR

BTC/EUR lol

>>58870961
I'm sure there are no others, it's probably better not to keep digging.

>>58870970
What coin are you thinking of?
PROPS seems to have it too, but at a slower rate.

Other coins have much more presence on other exchanges and share market maker and are harder to look into, but they (like bitcoin) don't seem to have the fake volume, just limit orders moving without trades being done which is just normal behavior.

>>58870716
Not intetreersted in fedcoin thanku berry munch

>>58870961
Embarrassing

>>58872273
I don't see anything wrong with market makers paying your exchange some money to fake interest. Sure it's probably not legal, but who cares? Everyone's doing it.

>>58872498
>Farlig kriminell condones other criminals engaging in criminal behaviour
More news at 8.

>>58873339
All I'm saying is it's good for my bags so therefore it's good.
Maybe my morals regarding crypto are a bit loose, but I do feel like everyone knows they're scammers trying to scam scammers therefore it's just the game.
If I met a person who rugged me I wouldn't really care, we were both willing participants in the game. Of course, real world assets are a different matter in general.

>>58861380
Move it to pancakeswap and get a bag of qan

>>58861380
move that to kucoin and buy EOS now.

>>58874111
checked

You bald lying fuck is my new favourite insult

>>58876615
No it's not

>>58876829
Shut up you bald lying fuck

>>58876841
lol

>Makoto Hanaoka, a womanly second-year student, easily attracts other people's attention. First-year student Saki Aoi is no exception, and she falls in love with Makoto at first sight. Having a vibrant and vigorous personality, she does not hesitate to confess her feelings to her senior. However, Makoto differs significantly from the person Saki perceives: Makoto is not a girl, but rather a cross-dressing boy!
>After revealing his well-known secret to Saki, Makoto expects her to be disgusted. Surprisingly, she is instead captivated by this revelation. Nonetheless, he still rejects her, but Saki's determination does not stop her from declaring that she will become his first love. With Saki and his childhood friend at his side, Makoto's world brightens, giving him strength amid his struggle between his interests and the expectations placed on him.

>>58877085
I'm confused, who am I supposed to self insert as in that one??

>>58877085
I think I've seen one page from this manga and the crossdresser had a really large upperbody and it bothered me so I didn't look further into it.

By the way no racism, but I ordered Pizza today and the arab delivery driver gave me a receipt that said 88 and I thought that was funny.

>>58877167
Asian men have such kissable tummies.
>>58877173
>tfw no muscletrap gf

>>58877239
>Asian men have such kissable tummies.
Are you sure that's a man? There's a rainbow bracelet so maybe she is...

>>58877257
>Are you sure that's a man?
No, I think that the only way to find out is fuck them up the ass and see do I feel gay afterwards.

>>58877323
Just promise not to kill her if you feel gay.

>>58877341
I really, really hate gays. I used to get a lot of attention from them when I was in circles that had a lot of gays in them and bad interactions with flamers made me want to kill them all out of resentment for not being able punch the ones who were aggressively hitting on me when I clearly wasn't interested. The government banning gay bashing turned me into a homophobe.

>>58861380
Hold off until TRIBALLY TGE to splash it all on it. NFA

>>58861380
Buy DUA, hodl it long-term. You can use it for cross-border payments, earn cash back, and more; thank me later, Anon.

>>58861691
Based chad. But I’ll diversify with RWAs that I can hodl in Brillion, a go to wallet for RWAs.

>>58861691
you have posted my wife here.

>>58877085
Not sure if I should pick up, modern anime always disappoints.

>>58879258
Did you watch the maid stalker that makes americans seethe yet?

>>58879275
Nope, trying to get through Vampire Dormitory first.

>>58861380
i'd throw that into NAI or DUA, they both are cheap and have apparently hit the bottom so the only way is up

I texted the gf on friday, all this time she left me on 1 tick, is it over?

>>58861380
Definitely EOS, you might have to move your $100 to another exchange to do that, except coinmetro has it on the exchange

https://youtu.be/OGv4HHLWrQY?t=731
https://youtu.be/OGv4HHLWrQY?t=731
https://youtu.be/OGv4HHLWrQY?t=731
my gf so cute

>>58881696
as long as you happy bro

>>58880973
You have a girlfriend?

>>58861380
take it and shove it up ypur ass

>>58861691
Gemmy

>>58882204
I'll let you know when she replies.

>>58882614
You have my condolences.

>>58882627
Why, she's probably busy and will respond any moment now.

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>>58861380
40% bitcoin
40% eth
20% random shitcoin you got shilled on by pajeets here.

>>58861691
who is she/he?

>>58884099
Depends on who's asking

Bye thread.