/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58846498
I sold at $52k….FUCK BIZ

WHAT HAPPENED TO THR GLOBAL RECESSION YOU FUCKING FAGS

>>58846510
this happens every few months btw

I panic sold at 49k but just bought in at $64k with 20x leverage, and much of my life's savings. We're so fucking back and it's so clear we're going to the moon. Right wing republicuck boboids kept doomposting and are about to lose much more than I just lost.

Mumucrats are gonna rip bobopublican ass to shreds this November

>>58846510
We just experienced the global recession. Have you been asleep for the past week?
Anyway, recession is over now so...

BOBOKEKS DON'T BUY YET
you watch like you're used to and buy in at 100k

>>58846542
you can't "buy in" with leverage you fat phony retard

>>58846498
Boomer here: did something happen last week? I was on vacation in Italy next week and were going to Branson next week! Let me tell you there is some good pizza in Naples. Anyways I called my broker and all my accounts are flat from when I last checked

>>58846498
HAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>58846498
The same people will fomo back in at 71k because a cartoon cow told them to.

>>58846612
You missed nothing Mista Boomer. Basically everybody saying it was "The End TM" when it was a nothingburger.
You did well to be on vacation and enjoying yourself while retards here were shitting their pants

This shit is way too unpredictable. Best strategy is to never sell and only DCA

>>58846683
Its legitimately funny. The damage that Disney caused is immeasurable.

>>58846981
I tuned out the noise and kept DCA'ing into QAN and some solid low-caps.

>>58846612
>>58846738
btw how's the Litecoin stack going?
-Ted

>>58846546
Yeah, it seems like by the time they officially announce a recession it'll be just about over. They should have called it when we had two consecutive quarters of negative gdp. They didn't want to mostly because of the jobs reports looked good, but those have been really skewed.

>>58846498
I'm not selling anything. In fact, I’m adding more DePIN gems like PKT, Krest, and BLXM. I’m enjoying the dip and am also waiting for the Peaq listing this year. It's the home for DePINs.

>>58846498
>be me
>been in crypto since 2017
>got a decent bag, feeling good about it
>buddy from high school, let’s call him Chad, always been kind of a weirdo
>last year, he joins the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
>”It’s not a meme bro, it’s real. Pastafarianism changed my life.”
>surething.jpg
>Chad gets weirdly good at picking crypto trends
>keeps telling me to hold my bags
>”The Flying Spaghetti Monster guides me, bro. Trust the noodly appendage.”
>laugh it off, but his calls are spot on
>fast forward to last week
>bobos start popping up everywhere
>crypto Twitter is freaking out
>bobos predicting the end times for the market
>Chad tells me to hold, says CSFM says it's just noise
>noodlesandsauce.png
>think about it for a bit
>fomo kicks in
>sell everything because I can’t handle the pressure
>market pumps like crazy the next day
>watch my portfolio moon without me
>Chad sends me a message
>”Should’ve trusted the noodles, bro.”
>mfw I didn’t believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster
>mfw I’ll never make it

>>58850127
what the actual fuck

>>58850127
well, what can i say, should've trusted the noodles bro

>>58850127
womp womp

>>58847006
im 100% sure the damage disney has done to our society is irreparable