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>the rope
>the pistole
>or the balcony

Pick your poison.

>> No.58828464

You need to collect five straight years of everyone's dookie in one big cauldron and I deserve to be dipped in it repeatedly until I drown in it

>> No.58828623

>>58828258
>Media makes a lot of noise about recession
>Market crashes
>Big boys scoop up assets for cheap
>Fed cuts rates
>Everything pumps
>"Recession averted, you guys. Buy my newly acquired bags at ATH"

>> No.58828870

>>58828258
Will be Green by EOD.

>> No.58828888

>>58828258
It’s green for the day almost across the board

>> No.58828892
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>>58828258
colonel mustard, in the drawing room, with the candle stick

>> No.58828914

>>58828258
Tried the balcony and ended up paraplegic. Now I have no options. What do?

>> No.58828924
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>>58828258
nigga I'm about to be the last man standing buying peoples daughters and shit

>> No.58828927

>>58828258
>rope
seems too prolonged, painful, and prone to screw up
>pistol
pretty scurry, messy, and could be disastrous if screwed up
>balcony
one last final rush, chance to repent before the end, and instant blackout
I'll take balcony