/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58812281
Must be your first time, those of us who held through 2022 are chilling

>>58812281
Hah, sitting in cash and bonds since March.

I was right after all, just early.

>>58812281

it hasn't even begun

>>58812281
How new are you oh my God. If it goes down buy more. Oh you aren't buying? Then it's not low enough. Wake me up when btc is 25k

>>58812281
>HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL SO CALM RIGHT NOW
I don't trade options, I'm not leveraged, and I'm not invested in shitcoins or overvalued shitstocks. I literally just have to sit back and ride the crash until it's over.

It's a change of 3% overall? Who the fuck cares?

I sleep

GM

>>58812281

>>58812281
Call me when it's 35% down but this is like a walk in the park.

>>58812281
i have not sold :^)

>>58812281
>2% drop
>oh my gawd it's a crash
Why are you faggots like this?

>>58812305
ok ok
Ill calm down

So the more it goes down
Just buy more?

I put everything in 6M T-bills a few months ago.

>>58812281
It's friday, im going outside to be social and get sex.

>>58812373

I cashed out $150k in March and $100k in June/July. I sold my shitcoins except ETH and some SOL. I'm ready.

>>58812365
You have a number in your head, I don't know what it is but you have a number to where if btc hits that amount you will buy more. If you say you don't you're lying because if btc hit 1k right now you'd buy as much as you could. So basically whatever that number is in your head, if it hits that amount or goes lower you buy, if not you just stay still. Very simple.

>>58812388
funnynumber

>>58812388
If it went to 1 cent what use what I get out of it?

>>58812384
How much did you start with?

>>58812281
XRP is about to make me rich, or I'm gonna be poor forever like I've always been. There's really nothing to freak out about.

>>58812281
it's only just starting, buckle up bucko

>>58812281
I’ve been holding bitcoin since 3k

>>58812281
I WENT TO THE CASINO AND GAMBLED AND I DIDNT WIN!!! WTFFF

My mom had just put 100k (life savings of her and her parents) in index funds ETFs and she's down 11k already
She's not gonna panic sell but man, real unfortunate timing

Because I'm not exposed ?

>>58812351
35% down means you're on a boat headed to Ukraine or Taiwan

>>58812281
I've seen worse

I lost all my money on retarded meme coins... I can't lose money that doesn't exist

>>58812281
I don't know what you're talking about, my BTC is near ATH and way above my cost basis.

Get a job.
Buy more.
Buy every dip.
Nobody is going to retire next year.
I'm in this for the next 10 years.

>>58813350
make sure you dca for the next 20 years anon, maybe you can retire in your 70s if youre lucky

>>58812298
you're down LOL

>>58812281
I liquidated three weeks ago. All in T-bills now.

Does this every 7-11 years, my man (sometimes more often).
If you're not prepared by now, then you're underage.

>>58813278
>women gambling with other people's money
Two lessons learned here.

>>58813365
but think of all the dividends you'll earn in the mean time :)

>>58812281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydrGj7l2J90

>>58812281
who cares
scam dump
we'll have a weekend scam pump and it'll dump again on monday
im just holding my tokens

>>58812363
These fuckers would have roped has they been holding crypto over the past four years.

>>58812290
Complacency

Top signal

>>58813289
Brother I am a Ukrainian, kek we don't want you

>>58813784
Is there a single one of your women who doesn't have an OnlyFans? Why are they so much worse than Russian women?

>>58813278
Oof nyanpasu

>>58812281
Buying more of my favorite cryptos.
>Feels good.

its gonna bounce off 60k r-right?

>>58813744
Nigga when did u buy lmao we are all in the green

>>58813187
100k.

>>58812365
Or just let your bot trade for you. I use superbot, it is not life changing gains, but enough to keep me from crying here

>>58813839
that's my secret, i never look

>>58812298
Cash is the centrist fence sitter position bro, can't post ber unless you're actually shorting/got puts.

>>58812281
>average buy-in price for BTC is under 20k
>my portfolio is pretty diverse
>went Survivalist Mode for a while during covid so even if the system collapses I won't be TOTALLY fucked
>this sort of price fluctuation is totally normal
I dunno man, this just doesn't seem like a very big deal to me.

>>58813784
The name 'ukrainian' will become ancient history by my grandchilds time

>>58813187
$3000 in 2020 when BTC was 8k and eth was $120. I've been trading almost daily since then

>>58812281
We?

Isnt the price back to where it was only 1 or 2 weeks ago? Why do you torture yourself by caring so much about short term price actions? Every bullrun has always had a lot of 30% corrections during the buildup. Whats the point of sperging out over something everyone knew was going to happen several times?

>>58812281

just buy the dip brah, unless there is a bigger dip coming, then just keep buying the dip, unless its another recession/market crash...then just buy the dip

you don't have to be einstein to figure that out

>>58812281
as a former street nigga myself i'm literally gonna steal your shoes and sell it for some crypto and sheit

>>58813744
and not even a single reward for the community, at least re.al got their shit together and pull out some thug oiled-up tokenization

>>58812281
Literally just because of $yakub that's maintaining my bags stable, buying btc before that

>>58812305
going to sleep forever, buddy?

Lmao I made peace with it. What are they gonna do if I do not care? Dump it further? Yeah. No. I already found new plans to make it and it doesn't contain buying stocks or crypto and praying that the biggest owners of them won't dump it to gather liquidity. Fuck (((them)))

>>58812281
It's just money. Dont be a little bitch

>>58812281

Meh.

I feel miserable as a Diversity hire everywhere I go. People think I'm too much of a lazy nigger.

All my friends stopped talking to me and some even stole from me, my family is a bunch of fucking assholes, my dad got addicted to meth, I have no gf, prospects or future.

I'm ethnic so Whites want nothing to do with me because they believe in the White genocide theory and that I'm a plant of the Jews to dispossess them and women of my race think I'm a fucking ugly nigger.

The local freemasons burned the building after I visited and the local Christians think I'm an overpaid bitch and punked on me during service.

The only people that still give kind of a shit are the local mormons, but that's only because I'm an exploitable for them.

I just don't give a fuck anymore.

i havent looked at my portfolio in years

>>58812281
temporary setback, a nothingburger in the grand scheme of things

>>58812281
It'll go up again. There's no need for concern. Besides if you are hedging correctly you are either not losing that much, or are in fact still gaining.

sub60k this night

>>58815684
above 60k in 1 week

>>58812305
Developing some thick skin is needed for survival here! My biggest alt bag, NAI is down over 80% from ATH but I'm more interested in what's happening in the ecosystem rn than price. When it eventually catches up, we should be getting an 100x at least. Too cheap!!!

>>58815646
You got it. Still holding strong with my METIS, INJ, and QAN bags.

>>58814965
i hope so because that means im comfortably green

I should buy more silver.

>>58815376
have you tried not being a nigger? michael jackson had some good results. but as soon as he turned white he kinda became weird and gay

>>58812281
who hide-your-cash-in-your-mattress chads here?

>>58815646
Look who’s here, an anon with high IQ, been playing the market volatility with Superbot, not a total winrate thou, but it’s worth it.

>>58812281
Because I'm not in the market right now due to getting completely assfucked in 2020 and then again in 2022, leading to two straight years of homelessness.

>all my money was in nvidia
BEATING ME DOWN
BEATING ME BEATING ME DOWN
DOWN
INTO THE
GROUND

I hold kaspa since last year. This is a nothingburger.

>>58812281
Joke's on you, faggot.
I don't have any money.

>>58812281
whats everyone doing to pass time whilst this all blows over?

Im thinking of anime and gaming, but usually gaming is too immersive and I lose track of crypto

>>58818316

floundering around in korea

If crypto is all theory of the bigger fool, why has VB not rugged ether?

Why has CZ not rugged BNB?

>>58812298

same here friend. the yield curve told you everything you needed to know

>>58812281
some of us are making money anon

I've only used $120 so far

>nw down 40K from its peak
I'd be mad too if I was poor

>>58817304

anon im in bonds. saum rule was close to triggering. Didn't you pay attention.

>>58812281
Zoom out nigger waiting to buy more actually

>>58818822
Bonds are fucking gay

>>58818934
fine buy intel instead!

>>58812281
First time?
sell your bags if you can't stomach 80% drawdown. If you can however, go and load up on EOS rn and YGMI

>>58818942
No I’m not a fag

>>58812281
this is it OP I am also booking profit I will buy when It hit ~40000

>>58812281
bruh i watched the market melt through 2022 and slowly recoup in 2023. Some dudes here had it worse in 2018.

The only thing i did was sell shitcoins(around 6% of my portifolio) so i can have money to put on bigger coins.

>>58812281
zoom out, we are still at all time hights. there is literally nothing to be worried about.

don't cry because it's over
smile because it happened

>>58812298
im in cash but im 27% invested, at least the rest is in money market funds waiting for the crash to buy BTC cheap before it goes to 400k when the FED capitulates into ZIRP kek

anyone here owns TLT?

>>58812281
I don't fucking care, I'm going to slurp SUPRA when it goes live or still buy

>>58812281
I sold a lot in February and the rest in May

>>58812281
I just put $10,000 dollars in BTC at $60,000. How fucked am I?

>>58820446
Good, Now go and buy more EOS and enjoy the new staking rewards.

>>58820768
no

>>58812281
welcome to crypto

>>58812281
I diversify and I don't gamble.

>>58812281
we?

>>58820768
they fucking named the token EOS

>>58812281
It's only money, it will grow back.

>>58812323
In two days. The year's gains will be erased by the end of the week.

>>58812281
Truth is most of us have nothing to lose either way.

>>58821132

>>58821137
>Biden steps down
>job gets outsourced to an Indian
>entire system immediately crashes
What's the next step in their master plan?

>>58821165
Same as it has always been.

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HOLY FUCK HOLF FUCKKKKKK OOOH MY GOD OH MY GOD KH NY GODKEIRIJR9DN

>>58812281
Dude, UK blew up into a race war and WW3 may be beginning at the same time, the worst is already happening, and I know this now, so why panic?

>>58812281
>how are you so calm
I'm holding 0 crypto and sold all my NVDA Tuesday so I'm sitting on cash rn

just a flesh wound

>>58813606
guys i think i made a slight miscalculation

>>58812281
im numb already, unironically.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHQ

>>58812281
Black Tuesday incoming.

>>58812281
I’ve been cryptotard for since like 2015 I’ve seen this before

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>>58812281
Personally I've been making gains not loosing my sleep with Bot trading. Superpbots and Telegram UniSwap v2 bots have simplify and increase my bucks. Kek, go live a better life.

>>58821652
yup, this is unironically a bulltrap. im ready for a fake pump before the bigger drop.
probably ill bought in sunday

>>58814445
> the price back to where it was only 1 or 2 weeks ago?
It’s almost back to early 2021 prices.

>>58821627
Kek

lol how is it /biz/ ALWAYS buys at the top?

>worst crash of this year
>kaspa’s lowest dip still 10 cents higher than my original position
Feels good

>>58812281
Buffett is rugpulling the world because he knows that global shipping is coming to an end. Pax American will be the Atlantic and parts of the Pacific. Everyone else gets to enjoy some diversity of economic outcomes.

>>58812281
>have all of my 6 figures sitting in a vanguard money market fund yielding 5.3%
Very comfy.

I only feel an immense weight on my shoulders. Other than that, nothing.

>>58813365
someone who was DCAing that whole time got mega rich. it's only a dumbass who all-in'd on Feb 18 then waited 12 years that lost.

>>58821655

>>58812281
>WE'RE LOSING ALL OUR FUCKING MONEY
I've been tethered since we hit 71k, literally not my problem

>work comfy 9-5 government job where I make a couple thousand per fortnight
>never invest, just withdraw money from bank and keep it all in my safe
>get to laugh at cryptobros for an eternity and occasionally farm pink wojaks on /biz/ when I hear some dogshit stock has crashed

who else /comfy/ bros?

Finally, I can buy in

>>58821889
Very jealous at boomer stockfags like you right now

>>58812281
In a 6% cd

>>58812281
First time?

>>58812281
Mazeltov rabbi!

you know what would make a good reserve asset?
something that can lose 20% in a week.

>bought at 69k
I'M FUCKING RUINED
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>58822178
honesty based

>>58822394
what can't