/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58765544
Sorry it’s backwards.

>>58765544
how do "never allowed to trade crypto again" even gets enforced

Definitely assuming I get a free house if I don't currently have one. It's more than I'll ever make of crypto as a poorfag.

>>58765550
It’s not a technical question. Purely hypothetical.

>>58765544
In a heartbeat, very unlikely that I'll make this much money with crypto (third worlder here). Plus, won't have to look at charts. I can just trade stocks if I really want and miss it.

>>58765544
I could buy a house with my crypto rn so why would I do this :P

Can I pick any house I want?

>>58765554
Then, hypothetically, Earth is my house and eternally 18 year old Riley Reid is my car.

>>58765544
kek wagie

>>58765544

Shitty pathetic zoomer meme. Go back to TikTok and waste your time consuming slop.

>>58765544
Fuck no, I've already paid off everything, I'd just get 10k against the entirety of my portfolio.

>>58765544
Make it $100k and you have a deal.

>>58765544
No, because I wouldn't take out a loan for a car.
I'd accept it for an early 2000s ford ranger in good condition and a small boat instead of car/10k though. Or that little mazda that's just a rebranded ranger.

>>58765544
Do I get to pick which car and house?

>>58765544
as an american that would be a hard no, but as a short dick filipino that's a solid yes, with that arrangement I would start playing metalcore just for fun and not to survive, or anything else on superverse really

>>58765544
what house and what type of car? 10k cash is not that much but....

>>58765821
what about two rangers?

>>58765544
I own my house and car outright, so no

>>58765551
even if you already have a house, you could pull up lots of things with two houses

>>58765599
that better be a small mountain mansion with starlink or fibre internet and its a deal

>>58765560
that's what I tought too, living in thirdworld shithole, that's a life changing deal

>>58766384
nah boy, playing web3 gaming is about both profit and fun, not exactly crypto trading so I can take that deal and still do my thang

>>58765586
then how many houses you have?

You essentially make the decision to turn down this offer when you deliberately sit around all day trying hit jackpot instead of learning how to do a thing which earns you over roughly $40/hr (starting).

left

>>58765544
Yes in a fucking heartbeat. I would then use all of my now disposal income to buy boomer rocks and stocks instead.

you notice that the car and house aren't specified, so they give you a "tiny home" (aka trailer house) and a used 1996 Corolla"

>>58765544
Ive only made a couple thousand from crypto, my house is like half a mil, not even talking about car. Ofc i would take this deal

>>58765544
>have
>have
>have
Fuck off.

>>58765544
I have all of these things already (10k is small) and don't trade crypto. This trade deal was not made for me.

>>58766728
>prison cell culdesac
Who is this made for? Who would willingly live there?

>>58767262
Then you're retarded for not taking 250k+ for nothing

>>58767287
The house you get could be a shit shack in rural wyoming that hasn't even had a squatter in it for 15 years, and the car could be a jalopy. There is no guarantee of quality specified within the deal.

>>58765693
Your brains is mush, coomer

>>58765544
Obviously depends on the value of the house and the car.

I don't owe anything on my cars and I am a rentcuck, so no, not taking this deal.

>>58765544
I have $2.1 million net worth and a house with $400k remaining on the mortgage. Fuck no lmao

>>58765544
Sure. Just trade proxy shit like microstrategy or a bitcoin etf.