/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58762489
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.083 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory

DRS & Computershare
>~74.6 million shares of ~351: 21% total held by Jun. 5, 2024
>
>~75.3 of ~305 25% total held by Mar. 20, 2024,
>~75.4 by Nov. 30, 2023, ~75.4 by Aug. 31, ~76.6 by Jun. 1, ~76.0 by Mar. 22 Vs Cede & Co
>
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 Jul. 30 22,
>12.7 of ~77 Apr. 30 22, 8.9 by Jan. 29 22
>and 5.2 by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 409.594B, 67P = 6.1133B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 399.401B, 69P = 5.788B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 391.652B, 66P = 5.934B per (roughly)

>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Q1 24 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20556/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20581/html
>2024 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20456/html
>798 pg SEC doc confessions of FIs/MMs/HFs/DCEs/Swaps Counterparties etc on short selling transparency
sec.gov/comments/s7-11-23/s71123-typec.pdf

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>Legacy links
wallet.gamestop.com
nft.gamestop.com
https://www.gmedd.com/report-model (Nov 2021)
>Use archives
Avoid DSPP:
reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

first for gme wagmi

second for gme wagmi

uh oh hedgies………

we're back in slurpville.

Where did the Logoniggers go?

FUCK CHUDDIES
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK HEDGIES
FUCK SHILLS
FUCK AMC
FUCK BBBY
FUCK KEN
FUCK RYAN
FUCK FUDS
FUCK (you)

BORN TO BUY
HEDGIE IS A FUCK
NEVER SELL 2024
I AM GME MAN
$9,283,492,472,374,324 GORILLION ACCOUNT BALANCE

Watamelon a blessed
Based baker
WAGMI

>>58762489
Where did the GameStop logo go? Including it would discourage the posters trying to inject BBBY and DJT into the discussion.

>>58762535
>the posters trying to inject BBBY
Nigger to they come to the GME general to post. What makes you think for an iota of a second they would stop because of the logo?

Or are you saying bathniggers are logoniggers throwing a tantrum because no one likes them derailing the general?

>>58762544
>Nigger they already come to the GME general to post.

>>58762516
It's lucky hours

>>58762544
The reason why BBBY posters come to the GME thread is because they don't realize it's GME-only. They see an absence of a GameStop logo and assume it's for all meme basket stonks. Why not try including the GameStop logo, clearly visible, into the OP image? This would remind everyone to keep the discussion focused on GameStop. Plus it might reinvigorate demoralized GME holders after this week's disappointing performance.

I wonder what meltdownies think when they see GME still around the 100's when they were convinced this play was over?
>>58762591
Take your concern fagging somewhere else.

>>58762591
>because they don't realize it's GME-only.
So they're too retarded to read. I don't see how putting the logo in the bake would be able to help them.

>>58762591
>This would remind everyone to keep the discussion focused on GameStop
I'm not talking about GME unless the OP is comfy.

Guys why aren't we millionaires yet

>>58762630
I havent got enough gme yet

also pretty sure we're gonna end at max pain this week

MOUSSE TODAY

>>58762630
Chobani fucked us for long term shareholder value. He was like, sense I can't sell you guys shouldn't be either. He's also dragging his feet and not really working all as hard as he says he does.

Plan truster bros?

>>58762664

what the fuck is a Crowdstrike

Holy ahit did you guys see that swap expiry?

>>58762664
FUCK yeah AI is taking over. WAGMI.

>>58762667
It’s like cloudflare. Critical infrastructure.

>>58762668
My german friend that codes says that swaps expiry has a t+35

>>58762671
Not really they are a malware detection/monitoring company. The fix is already out, delete a single file. Best case scenario DEI just striked. Worst case there was a secondary malware payload that is sleeping for later.

jews are doing this
Stop

Theyre gonna stop moass by wiping out the entire inter

>kek baggies
Implying I am not comfy with my bags

LADS?

Holy shit CHAPS Global Banking Clearing was down yesterday.

It's the Cyberpolygon episode! LFFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

where the fuck is clit?

>>58762716
wouldnt that be a question for your wife?
eh?eh? eh?

>>58762719
>>58762719
i have a parasocial relationship with clint aka glowieposter
>buy hold drs
>bbbyq baggies are NGMI
>amcsneeds are NGMI
>yagmi

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

IM SO HARD RIGHT NOW OOOOOOOOOOOOO

So remind me again why being in jail for the remainder of biden’s term is worse.
>free goyslop and housing
>fight niggers all day
>you get out before it gets cold in jail
>unlimited 10/10 prime pussy as long you wear an ankle monitor
>no drumpf or boden talk unless about murdering both
>might even get a lucrative job after serving time

>>58762664
The cyber pandemic has been activated. Hope your pc got the botshot

>>58762736
My computer is double plus boosted. I will be even more safe once I finish downloading this RAM.

https://x.com/deitaone/status/1814216294507417653?s=46

EURONEXT SAYS SOME NORTHERN AMERICA MARKETS STOCKS-BASED INDICES ARE CURRENTLY BEING INCORRECTLY BROADCAST

>>58762740

>it's just a glitch goy

Shut it the fuck down

How to take advantage of this?

>>58762746

Nothingburger in practicality. Everything should be up and running at market open.

>>58762746
Not financial advice.

>Israeli Central Bank down
Mazeltov!

>>58762753

Computer, list the biggest shorts against $CRWD and the firms that held them, filter by ethnicity.

>>58762758
Source?

>>58762753
>Guy posts about how Computer Share is overrated dogshit that's going to crash
>Everyone hits him with an "uhm, got a source for that belief" and call him a retard and tell him to fuck off
>He is immediately vindicated by God and is about to become rich as fuck as redditors seethe about how he "got lucky"
Those fags always manage to lose, it's almost impressive. In an industry run and fueled by gut feelings these losers don't seem to be able to wrap their brains around making choices that aren't already notarized by a higher power.

>>58762776
>Computershare
I thought we were talking about cloud strike was this a typo or do you have more context

>>58762794
No it's cloud strike, that was a typo.

>>58762797
It's Crowd Strike. Fucking hell, goddamn typos.

Stop fucking dumping you glorified shitcoin. Every time I start to believe in you again you shit the bed.

>>58762801
Kek anyway who called it on the cloud strike fail

My calls don't feel so good Mr. RC

>>58762813
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/8Tg3HNSa4V

>>58762814
That jeet on reddit was right about the sell on Wednesday thing

>>58762801
You fucking faggot, I nearly dropped my coffee. Disable autocorrect. You nearly broke my reality.

What's happening with AMC stock... It's whale teething

>>58762826
I got greedy and retarded. Many such cases.

>>58762753
I don't have options enabled for my account. ;c

>they wouldn’t destroy the world to get out of paying up would they?
Oooooh slippery, oilily rats always find a way out, that’s why when you catch ‘em, you bash them in, they in the walls, chewing the wires, brick, roof… gotta find em chief before they bring the whole damn thing on us

It's 4:00am premarket again I still haven't shit myself. Infact it looks like this stock has shit itself.

Does this Microsoft outage have anything to do with GME?

>>58762865

no

>>58762865
obviously yes

Uhhh don't go to the hospital tomorrow

Imagine still being on Windows 10 kek

>>58762879
>hospital computer
>run windows 11
lmao thank for the free data bro

Is there going to be another fedwire fucky wucky?

Sorry, no more Pocari Sweat.

>>58762893
will be fun to watch, look at flight tracker. airports are offline across the globe.

>>58762901
If this isn't a black swan then I don't know what is

I had a feeling a feelin that was the last microdose of shrooms and the last meal I'll have before the moass happens today
Large Oxtails with rice & beans
The greatest meal I've ever had....

>>58762901
Fuck me sideways for getting on a flight for a vacation today. Stuck at airport. Its not looking like im flying today. This better be the start of moass.

A communications disruption can only mean one thing

MOASS today

Lol this is it

>>58762923
[REDACTED] is going after [REDACTED] it’s on like donkey kong

>>58762751
they finally admit it

>>58762927

>>58762753
How in the fuck did it dump -20% and it's recovered back to - 13%? Is this not really a happening? If these guys really fucked up 80% of the world's infrastructure you'd think they'd go down 90% within hours.

>>58762921
kek. was supposed to fly across country this week. told senpai to go fuck their collective hat on their gathering, free flight be damned.

still havent turned my phone on since it died some time over a month ago.

>>58762923
Do I have permission to break you if it's not today?

>>58762938
you need a non-fried computer to sell dont you?

>>58762940
Depends if the Microsoft glitch has transferred other timelines over to ours.

Someone stop this clown world fuck it's getting wackiest and wackiest. It seems like we can't even go a week without something wacky happening. Pretty soon here it'll be every day something crazy will happen. I mean this is all it took to take down the nation's communications a fucking cyber security update? Someone stop this!

Crowstrike servers are running on the latest raspberry so model
Niggers dei are in the back cutting cables with the scissors. They are doing everything they can. We are in good hands

Damn I bet crazy shit is going to happen at the Olympics as well, financially speaking. And of course the election will be interesting.

It would be the ultimate poetry if the moass starts today because of single pajeets fuck up
REDEEMED

>>58762954
LoooooooooooooooooooooL
Everytime I microdose shrooms something fucky wucky happens to the world at large
The last time I did it orange man ass ass attempt
This time all the world's puters are FUCKOED
Moass is today

>crwd with a catastrophic failure disrupting network infrastructure on a massive scale
>only down 13%
>still above the lows it had back in april
lmao. gme has had at least a -13% day on zero news before.

This kinda feels like the kind of happening that would be used to allow moass.

>>58762997
Nothing ever happens.

>>58762999

>>58762997
yes but
>>58762999

its literally today. I feel it in my heart <3

uhhhhhhhh
>>/pol/474815721
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>>/pol/474815635

>>474815721
>>474815930
>>474816063

>>58763016
u need to post the whole address. system will shorten to /pol/3547356

>>58762976
>went to get some chicken biryani and mango lassi
That's your problem right there
But don't worry,bill gates has been summoned to fix the problem. He is right now in the server room manually changing the infrastructure all by himself.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUSsQ_OXzc
>I just bought a dinosaur...
>just let me enjoy it please...
>i won't short anymore... please one more day...

Dare I microdose some more shroomies ?
Non stop fucking fucky wucky shit has been habbenings since I've started
MOASS is lol today

https://youtu.be/Prv3wl3X9O4?si=sMHE1dfa3csH_GGb
Moass to the rhythm of servers exploding all over the world

lol. lmao.

>>58763035
My sides are gonna implode when this triggers MOASS today

>>58763038
Ooops MOASS

>>58763038
>Windows 7
>have you tried turn it off and on again?

>>58763038
Oops MOASS my bad

RIP

>>58763050
Lold. Nice work

>>58762976
imagine if this turned out to be that same dude who posted that trust-me-bro on superstink. oh well, he's probably enjoying unlimited briyani refills in Mumbai

>>58763050
>Market opens
>No algo in sight
>Because the computers are on the fritz
>Hours of true price discovery until a tech goes down to the server room

>my YouTube got moneitized today
>I will now have passive GME being made

Thats one money glitch unlocked.

>>58763040
I already set the mood with a pizza some beers and https://youtu.be/ymNFyxvIdaM?si=0g7QebkL07U_W3it

>>58763050
>>58763060
i dont like this. they’ll claim it was all a glitch and halt everything and roll back any sales like when berkshire dipped to $180. sore fucking losers i swear.

It's today

>Work servers are down because of crowdstrike fuck up
Business and Finance Status: Comfy

> mfw black swan
> also mfw I'm in IT and been working ton deleting the stupid c-00000291-*. file on hundreds of servers
> mfw returned from a week long "vacation" thanks to lumposter "offtopic" reporting for [REDACTED] and jannies gave me a week off
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oooooooooo aaaaaaaaaooooooaaoaoaoaoooo

this could impact markets gigantically, bunch of banks are actively offline and fixing shit and market opens "soon"

can't believe -17,75% this week
can't believe somehow CrowdStrike barely down (probably because the banks can't short it as their shit is offline)

>client management software slow as fuck yesterday, a tiny bit more than the usual "We are aware of the situation"
On the one hand, this happens once a week. On the other hand, I believe this to be related with nothing to back it up.

>>58763093
>can't believe -17,75% this week
forgot to mention that is $SOXL, I fucking warned your tranny ass about it, on here and on bant, but you still went and kept holding, CURIOUS HOW YOU COME HERE TO CALL US BAGHOLDERS

>>58763093
>can't believe somehow CrowdStrike barely down (probably because the banks can't short it as their shit is offline)
This is surprising to me too. We'll have to see how regular market hours go. Right now only down 10% on genuinely a catastrophic fuck up. Maybe the short sellers are crippled today and there will be some real price discovery. I can hope at least. Today should be extra interesting regardless.

>>58763093
This anon >>58763024 got me thinking SOAD so I heard this in your
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oooooooooo aaaaaaaaaooooooaaoaoaoaoooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eudOwe3Rz-0

>>58763100
Stolen

>>58763098
>Today should be extra interesting regardless.
we actually talked about this already here
>>58762999

Are they gonna cancel the stock market today? Simply just call it off?

>>58763108
https://www.dtcc.com/-/media/Files/Downloads/issues/Unscheduled_Close.pdf
I dunno, you tell me

Crowdstrike (what an "ironic" name) is likely used in some capacity in all levels of federal IT systems

>>58763106
> nothing ever happens
until it does


falcon knocking everything offline wasn't in most peoples cardbooks

>>58763120
>nobody has any cash

>>58763120
really activates the almonds.

>>58763120
>FALCON PUNCH

RYAN DO SOMETHING!! ANYTHING!!

>>58763128
> he pushed the update

he collected $4b of warchest, its a matter of global market crash now anon, and then he'll invest

>>58763120
It’s the fire emoji!! DFV is taking down wallstreet

Every

Damn

Time

How will the remote shills be able to log onto Citrix to fud my bags?

why did we dump baggie bros?

is one of the emojis a pancaked wallstreet banker? if not, it's hard for me to get excited.

Obviously "trust me bro" source because if I leak my source its the end of their carreer, but the following bank/finance institutes are impacted by (partial) crowdstrike outages today:
European Central Bank, Bank of Israel, Deutsche Bank, Bank of Japan

if any Burger finance folks got intel do share, this is all i got so far, but this is HUGE

>>58763038
HAHAHAHAHA! dumb wallstreet fucks.
serves them right. they trusted windows.

>>58763132
Just push the 'Update All Windows Devices' button, Akimov! How hard can it be?"

>>58763162
Hopefully Citadel is down

>>58763171
Sir, there is no reactor

>>58763173
Push it anyway

>matt Kohrs is back

Kek

not gonna lie, former gme holder here. This is fucking hilarious watching the hedgies computers crash and strike. But in all seriousness we can't let the stock price get to the meme numbers.

>>58763173
CLINT, you said last night it was going to be violent, you was not kidding, can you confirm it will be a Kek crypto baggies day?

>>58763175
I didn’t know he ever left. I just assumed he continued to pump the amc cucks with hopium.

>>58763141
Buckle up

>>58763177
>But in all seriousness we can't let the stock price get to the meme numbers.
why? and who's "we"?

>>58763183
He's referring to himself as they.
The new gen is retarded.

>>58763183
>who's "we"?
mossad

>>58763182
>Buckle up
been buckled since 2021

> picrel
i hope we have another day like that day in 2021 when fedwire crashed

>>58763172
mfw Citadel is on fire

>>58763178

ch3ck'em for violence

>>58763190
Look at the rsi.its off the chart

>>58763187
I can't wait for the arrest photos, I will get them printed on a t-shirt

>>58763217
You won’t do shit because that will never happen

>>58763187
You need the updated one

Only one

>>58763221
Why, are they going to do a flip with 2 bullets to the back of the head and get weighed down into the middle of the north Atlantic? Seems oddly specific

>>58763227
He's not going to have sex with you Larry,

>come back after three years
>hype up your followers
>get diluted on twice, creating even more baggies
>post cryptic bullshit when you know your followers read too much into every little thing
>watch your schizo followers misinterpret your posts and waste their money on calls
>go radio silent and do nothing
I'm still holding but if anyone thinks this moron is on our side after today, I feel bad for you

>>58763227
>RC is the patron saint of jannies
Kek

>>58763232
you do not fit in, gyp

you literally cannot demoralize emotionally detachted autists - this is a war you do not win.

>>58763232
Yea Kitty did the dirty on us AGAIN

>>58763232
Blah blah blah, go buy $McDonalds

I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the crypto. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This coin has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye crypto. I am no longer a fan.

>>58763248

How is it that crwd's price isn't cratering right now? You'd think that fucking up infrastructure across the globe would be a pretty bad thing, but I guess the stock market doesn't think so.

>Sky News Uk talking about [REDACTED] outtage
>talking about [REDACTED] stock
>15% is a really big massive movement
I don't even get a boner tickle until it hits 20%, am I broken?

>>58763248
Did you ate the cake after though?

>>58763248

(((you)))

It’s over.
Ryan choked.
He missed the free throw.
He missed the penalty.
He fumbled the pass.
He dropped the ball.
He couldn’t make contact.
He challenged late.
It’s over.
We lost.

>>58763248

Roaring Kitty you fuck say something!!!! $30 to $25 in two days

>>58763266

just wait

>>58763266
He already said

Maybe the real MOASS is the baggies they grifted along the way

I don’t think anyone understands the severity of the situation at hand here. Jake is sitting on his couch now.

>>58763248
Was this you?

>>58763278
Yea he posted about bbby again i think it was a nothing burger

>>58763278

yeah, I understand that most computers affected have to be manually booted into safe mode and then sanitized for the fix to go through, in what necessarily is an individual, manual process that modern IT is not designed for. There's no viable way to remotely administer hundreds of machines on safe mode that I know of.

My broker is showing nothing going on right now. Is GME price moving?

>>58763278
Jake is so stupid it's unbelievable. It's okay to be stupid if you're not passing yourself off as something that is anything but. That retard misconstrued "on or before" as being the date when a deposition (something which he also misunderstood) will be done, instead of being the date when said depo should have been completed by.

>>58763292

(((broker))) shows that (((nothing))) is happening

>>58763292
It's Max Payne

>>58762535
she is the only thing giving me the strength to continue

>>58763304
Angels exist, anon.

>>58763304
For me it's penny

>>58763298

>>58763301
>>58763292
>>58763282
look at $CRWD. It's up despite them causing this. Everything else seems to be moving slowly. Perhaps the (((nothing))) is the first sign of (((something))) happening.

>>58763313
No, sorry I'm on the spectrum. I will forever bring this up.

>>58763308
For me, it’s Georgina

>>58763305
>>58763308
You know there are real girls outside.

>wait 15 minutes to post
/biz/ has been turned into a 15-minute-xity.
next are the bugs.

>>58763320
I'll stay inside those are men

>>58763324
based men avoider

>>58763318

Looks like that was dip

>>58763227
one
big
pot

Remember when citadel’s lines of communication were compromised all the way back in 2022?

>>58763308
there can only be one

Remember when Hunter Biden’s lawyer was also the lawyer for Ryan Cohen’s board pick for a now bankrupt company? So odd.

>>58763305
i love her so much it's unreal

Remember when dougshit allowed anyone at virtu to access personal information related to any trade executed by their HFT fund?

>>58763359
pepperidge farm remembers

How come no one has addressed the elephant in the room yet?
The steady climb from $23 to $28 was due to the settling of RK's 4M buy.

Since everybody were talking about T+35, they didn't way until the last day like last time and instead settled everything gradually.
We are now back on schedule of naked shorting and settling trades on OTC.

Remember when Carl Icahn was so fortunate to find some hertz shares on the street after selling out of his entire position before the bankruptcy? Lucky him!

>>58763373
why is no one talking about the thing you just made up on the spot?

>>58763374
>a source with knowledge of the situation

>>58763369

I have returned from my ban for saying the t word was mentioned 665 times in ryan's tweet, which was apparently too political and paranormal to be posted on biz. Seems like they cut it short though for good behavior. Anyways, based baker, wgami w/ my gme frens.

>>58762865
maybe

>>58763320
10/10 in bongland

> JPMorgan and UBS can't trade
hehe, bankies, would hate for tomorrow to turn into official SPLATTURDAY

>>58763330
>>58763313
jake spotted

i can only show you the door. you're the one that has to walk through it

Kek teslies.

CAM ON GAME STOCK LETS FAKKIN GO SCORE SAM FAKKIN GREEN CAM ON

July 19 Expiry incoming.
Hedgies anticipating with baited breath for the moment of impact.

>>58763391
Welcome back anon, do you feel rehabilitated and prepared to discuss GME stock and all related [REDACTED] mentions in civility?

Green on every chart.

Maybe the real baggies were us all along.

I kinda want some fuckin nachos tonight. I should go out for nachos.

BAGGIES BAGGIES BAGGIES BAGGIES BAGGIES
BAGGIES BAGGIES BAGGIES BAGGIES BAGGIES
BAGGIES BAGGIES BAGGIES BAGGIES BAGGIES
BAGGIES BAGGIES BAGGIES BAGGIES BAGGIES
BAGGIES BAGGIES BAGGIES BAGGIES BAGGIES
BAGGIES BAGGIES BAGGIES BAGGIES BAGGIES
BAGGIES BAGGIES BAGGIES BAGGIES BAGGIES

>>58763506
KILL YOURSELF BAGGIE SPIC

>>58762745
jesus christ this hit hard

>>58763497
Already on it.

>>58763509

no

Are we molassing?

>>58763525

yes

nachos on me tonight

>back up above $26 dollars.
Come on edges, you got to keep it below 25...

>>58763532
>not off topic
>(not extremely) poor quality
>not really advertising or begging
he cant keep getting away con eso

>>58763550

>getting away con queso

>>58763554
>?con que? !con eso! con quesoooooo.
feel free to use this in your macharacha band

Still holding

11:17 has something magical about it.

>>58763473
>do you feel rehabilitated
I feel radicalized
>prepared to discuss GME stock and all related [REDACTED] mentions in civility?
Yes, wagmi with my gme frens

Work at a large brokerage. The crowd strike thing seems to have messed things up pretty bad. Some people may not be able to make trades today. Should be pretty interesting.

>>58763584
I work at a small local law firm and everything is fine, go back to work

Insider here. Outside is sunny

> bunch more of butthurt former /smg/ general posters migrate to our thread because its the only beacon of reality left on this board

Did the faggot that spams his SOXL position rope himself?

Guys, it's time to admit that moass is a meme. Talk to your families again, they miss you. Time to log off and touch grass. Gme will never moon.

>>58763617
We have lost many faggots this way

>>58763621
I have none. So I guess I'll keep holding until you fold.

>Down 11% since tuesday
Damn, the company must have released some bad news or something. Oh, nothing? Huh how strange.

>>58763621

N

>>58763641
I

>>58763592
I'm sure your small mom and pop law firm doesn't use crowd strike. You guys rocking some Windows 98 shit or what?

>>58763621
It mooned three times last month, what are you talking about? Oh, people were expecting it to hit $100+?

>>58763649
nah just playing all of our powerbi bullshit went down I fucking love the cloud

>>58763639
They expect us in max pain brother

gme and chwy still being close to each other

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>>58763704
I actually think this is a phenomenon when the efficient market picks up on M&A and begins to hone in on the correct ratio of the payment. This is not just some happenstance.

What just happened to koss?

>>58763718
I wouldn't be surprised at all if RC was unhappy with how his old company was being run and he wanted it back. Also adds to the theory that RC's goal is to build a new consumer conglomerate. He did say children AND animals after all.

>>58763720
T+35

will clint finally kill himself when BTC hits a new all time high or will he fall back on his classic copes like:
>actually you were all-in on FTX
>actually you can’t sell your crypto
>actually bitcoin is going to $0 tomorrow
reminder that clint is also long SPXS (don’t check the chart lmao)
also can somebody post the clint cope chart
thanks and kek baggies

>>58763120
>try to put a spyware in your os update
>profesional antivirus rekt you
KEK Microsoft, hope they sue them into the ground

I’m not sure I believe in MOASS anymore. In fact. I don’t believe in anything anymore.

>>58763724
I think he wants to protect what he has built and defending his work from naked short sellers is probably a mission of his. I would be infuriated if some naked short seller (financial squatters) can and sat their fat nigger asses on my hard work.

>>58763777
>loses hope
>kek delivers digits
He has blessed you anon

>>58763777
checked and anybody who starts to doubt the inevitability of moass 4 years after 4 years of never being right once about moass happening is surely a bought and paid for fudnigger

sneed, filtered, and better luck next time stinky

>>58763777
We still believe. And we still believe in you.

>>58763782
tbf most of them are fat cracker asses.

We cracked the code Reddit!

>THIS SUMMER THERE'S A NEW TRADER ON WALL STREET
>KEN GRIFFIN STARS IN JACK AND JILL 2
>THIS IS ONE MOVIE YOU'RE NOT GONNA WANT TO SELL SHORT

Ken griffin will suck the sweet sweet molass from young African studs.

>being this obsessed with hating wealthy blue eyes white man
kek you fags are almost as gay as the ‘orange man bad’ redditors

oh wait

Why the fuck is it red? This crowdstrike shit is supposed to take down all hedge funds shorting this stock. Does that mean all of you are selling today????? Why the fuck are you all selling?????

>>58763827

a lot of people use macs and idevices now, and any corpo worth its salt, even though annoying, wouldn't be caught pants down by the Crowdstrike issue

>>58763777
I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>58763827
Bro the problem is that no one is allowed to discuss options. If only people were allowed to talk about options like gherk says then we would have MOASS already 4 years ago!

>>58763827
wtf is crowdstrike? im here for the swap and the nft marketplace

>>58763797
More like a pretzel ykwim

>>58763847
Why cut when you can grind?

>>58763617

>>58763582
Welcome my brother.many have walked this path the wrong way

>>58763777
believe in those digit

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>58763862
kek not even 50% lose, rookie number

gme and chwy are once again converging 25.56 exactly

any insiders or vips here who would like to raise morale for your beloved holders ?

i guess crowdstrike is fixed because the shills are back lmao

>>58763887
insider here
kek baggots

>>58763902
>inside India

>>58763887
Nah blow it up your ass

And wtf was that vix candle this morning. Someone has to be short volatility in a big way and not liking all the happenings.

>>58763887
Don’t be weird

>>58763887
Here you go

>>58763359
>>58763369
What's more interesting is that Ryan Cohen's board pick, Shelly Lombard, tapped into the Directors and Officers insurance because of a non public confidential matter back in May 2023 alongside Ryan's other two picks. She specifically retained Nick Lewin who has a history of high profile investigations. That would imply the matter she retain him for is an investigation, like fraud.

>>58763907
project harder ranjeet

>>58763887
best i can do is a hug

>>58763887
deep insideher here
I'm fucking hedgie wives since they're too stressed to get erections even with viagra

>>58763929
>pic needs an update.
were at fire.

>>58763942
We’re at T+35

>>58763319
based
>>58763320
no there aren't
>>58763596
TY for the update
>>58763942
Has to be.

>>58763934
>n-no you
what’s for dinner, visajeet? cow shit patties and piss curry?

>>58763942
unless the flag+mic is the election

>>58763946
hedgies conmputers are down. they are handing out hand written IOUs. lets see how long they can keep this up.

>>58763948
>t. nir patel
better luck next time stinky

>>58763958
They’ll have to cover T+35 from today

>>58763950
considering the impact of trump behind a mic in front of a US flag. id say we can be sure what it was. the black and white means it may have expected a different ending. but all gay and fake anyway.

>>58763962
You’re brown :(

>>58763977
Checked and DFV is a fucking time traveler.

>>58762491
Friday RRP: 379.801B, 67P = 5.669B per (roughly)

>>58763639
There's not "nothing". Sometimes investors get antsy if people involved in a company have problematic views.
Me personally, I like the stock and don't care. But others...

>tfw when you play the T+35 DVF option play and you give yourself an extra week incase hedgie tricks sabotage the trade.

>>58763929
No we are at the outage icon after the fire.

>>58763978
>t. brown
better luck next time stinky

Are you thinking what I am thinking?

>>58764030
24,99 EOD

so if $28 is the new floor why is GME trading closer to $20

What's your excuse today baggies? Why can't you get it up?

>>58764044
Diabetes

>>58763887
They will fake moass and after the waters have cooled they will trigger moass + media articles (GameStop is the new berkshire)
Moass will happen in September. It has to be related with trading212 which is owned by jpm. Trading 212 is rolling out transfer to computer share among others on 30 september
Not insider,just a schizo

>>58764044
T+35+6+9

>>58764064
This makes it seem like they’re in control. When Ryan and Keith are ready there will be nothing stopping it.

>>58764074
Transfer to computer share from t212 was postponed 2 times from what I have seen. Transfer to true ownership means assets are safe. Simple logic says it will happen before 30 September.

>>58764082
must mean they've run out of shares and we're close

>>58764022
>projecting this hard

GME just broke $25. Not gonna even lie guys, I’m kinda seething

>>58764037
Its been almost universal that 25 is the floor, you disingenuous cunt.

>>58764111
>GME just broke $25. Not gonna even lie guys, I’m kinda seething
what do you mean nigger ,its at $25.25 and everyone knows it's ending the week at $25.55 today

>>58764120
Yeah but T+35

>>58763950
The Mic was added in and isn't part of that emoji normally, so I'm inclined to think it refers to the speech/rally. If it were just an election the normal flag would suffice.

>>58764130
>speech/rally
Crap what if it's a future state of the union? Or more optimistically the inauguration?

>58764111

>>58764111
yes and I bought more

>>58763847
Go back.

Is everyone here ready for what is about to happen?

>>58764180
DO IT !! DUMP IT!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6ALySsPXt0

>>58764180
T-35

>>58764180
Always

>>58764180
Yes

>>58763847
SS has already been milked for premiums two times since they allowed discussion of options. This last "dfv block" was a blatant manipulation of that sub's flock mentality but NOBODY wants to talk about it. Notice how the conversation on there has become about the cycle and the system crash and there's not one peep about how it was DFV that bought the 5000 30 dollar calls. Nobody is questioning why this week was hyped so much. The sub has become a honeypot full of retards who will blindly follow anything even hinting at relating to roaring kitty.

>>58764180
gimme 5 minutes

>>58764180
nothing EVER happens

>>58764194
https://vxtwitter.com/US_Stormwatch/status/1814268813879206397

>>58764191
superstink has been exponential more shit lately. so many shitty low effort memes, fake hype, and rarely any DRS posts. probably has to do with preddit being publicly traded. there is genuinely nothing of worth at SS

>>58764197
please hold your breath until this impacts our stock

>>58764180
I think so, Brain. But the real trick will be getting Demi Moore out of the creamed corn!

>DFV HAS BETRAYED ME

>REDDIT HAS DESERTED ME

>ABANDON YOUR LONGS

>SELL SELL FOR YOUR LIVES!!

Test

>>58764180
I've been ready for so long the seatbelt is starting to chafe.

>>58764221
did it work?

>>58764180
just tank it or crank it.
ether way, i'm hoolding.

>>58764180
Whats gonna happen

>>58764180
wouldn't miss it for the world

>>58764221
hello? i can't see your post. are you sure you are logged in?

>>58764221
Did you say the [REDACTED] word?

>>58764180
>getting close to weekend
>MOASS with tendie siders not ready

>>58764240
Answered:
>>58762999

Aight this t212 computershare change 9/30 got my almonds activating a lil sumn. Jpm is also the entity adjacent to the butterfly board fraud case currently underway with dates through the same time period and keep this under your hat but one of their top chieftains is possibly being courted for a certain political position (high up). Even if you don’t fw butterfly the gme/bcg dates are in the fall/i believe September as well so the concept of a concurrent resolution of sorts towards the end of going up bigly could still theoretically apply. There’s also been some deep ass tin in the past that a blockchain stock exchange entity would look to acquire computershare. Which could be great imho. That company/service is ass and it’s shockingly dysfunctional for how powerful/unique of a role it has in the capital markets. That be one way to get this boomer ass country on board with the program. Aquire their mf transfer agent. What do you kangs make of this speculation?

>>58764273
Too long and didn’t read, QRD is it good for moass?

>>58764273
friend please log off for the day

>>58764107
>t.

>BELOW 25
KEK BAGGIES
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>>58764299
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>>58764313
uh oh someone's having a meltdown again!

>>58764313
>laughing at gme baggies in /gme/
>gme baggies mentioning other random stocks that aren't /gme/ to distract from the fact that bagfags didn't sell at $80 after king jew and king reddit rugged
lel

>>58764321
melt harder

i just bought gme

>>58764323
the sudden influx of fud posts just beforehand indicates this was likely a good move

>>58764323
I kneel

>>58764323
>immediately red
sasuga

>>58764325
>>58764325
>>58764325
Threaded.

>>58764333
>checked
no CLINT, im your biggest fan, I kneel
>>58764335
ok ill buy more as of this post i bought one share more

>>58764074
>>58764095
>>58764273
I don't argue who is in control. Obviously they are. But they want to crash this ship. They realized this battle will take forever as retail is not backing down. So the question is when those who have control of the switch want to crash this ship? Dfv already started the fire but someone will eventually sell if the price is right. So that's why I think we will probably reach a comfortable price, return to 25, then market crash,and after moass. The media cannot say moass has started because of rk. The media will support GameStop and rc by simply saying "we were wrong". "The company has tremendous value". The problem is if a percentage is triggered,meaning if many of us know that the price will return to 25, they can simply sell and buy back,but if there are many who know this and instead of selling 4million, 40 million will be sold,then the unknown percentage will be activated and the algo will say that is better to maintain the price at 1000then lower it to 25 from the debt point of view.
We are not fighting just the hedgies. We are fighting an unknown entity who have unlimited control and resources

This shit can tank $1 in an hour after taking a week to even make that much. I'm tired of this shit being a lightning rod for failure.

>>58764064
how do you know they're owned by JPM?

Kek retarded dumbfuck baggots