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Got arrested for pot. They gave me my phone to get a phone number out of. Currently sitting in my sell accumulating FUN. Gonna trade my way out of this mess.
What fresh LARP hell is this now?
>>5861686nice autism you got there OP show your man tits
>>5861686Change your background pic to tentacle hentai with policemen taking part in the fun before giving it back
Don't worry Anon. The rocket to the moon is still fueling.
>>5861686for >POTyeah, okay, you probably got caught jaywalking
Breakfast is here biz. It’s shitty.
>>5861844Hope you catch the guy who fucked up your life OP
Tits as requested.
>>5861686>Got arrested for pot>2017 + 1>living in a state that doesnt have legal weedshiggitydiggitydo
fuck buy some bcpt while you're in there manshill some kcs for referalls and find some airdrops hope you trade your way out of the feds anonit would be an honor of mine to one day use crypto to break out of jail as well
Sitting in your sell huh? Die.
>>5861686Meanwhile Edgeless got a gambling license. Have fun picking up soap buddy.
>>5861686What shitty place do you live op? Jesus
>>5861986The south.
>>5861844hahahahahah... nice
>>5861984
>>5861967I’d made a typo. Have some jail graffiti.
>>58620576/10 meme bro. But look on coinmarketcal, from the 22nd of this month they will have an official permit.
>>5861844Fucking fruit loops. Savages
>>5861686kek who need to sell drugs when you can make 1k usd a day trading shitcoins
>>5861844>>5861686oh shit OP really is in jailtop kek
>>5861686Well, try to have a nice day, Anon.
Got pulled over with less than half a gram which the cop smelled. Put through field sobriety and failed, got blood tested and now i’m sitting here like some sort of autistic crypto Shawshank redemption. Bond is at 1500 which can be made trading. Will probably get probation, but wanted to kick the habit anyway to put more money in the market. Everything is gains, bros.
lol thank god I live in the nordic area and the jails & punishments are like a luxury hotel. 200 pieces of LSD got caught in the border control which would of gotten me 2y jail time, but I got a 2y probotion for being a first timer & young.Now I'm in crypto and flying like a motherfucker. Have to admit it tought, I bought LSD with over 20btc at the time from silkroad.
lmaooo
>>5861844Doesn't look so bad! You ate those fruit loops like true kid, writing stuff out lol. Were you stoned while driving or something?
>>5862547How quick can you trade up that bond?
>>5862547Do you feel that you failed the test because you were too stoned? Were you a danger on the road?
>>5862624>Wasting your btc on drugsWhat a gainlet
>>5861984LMAO a license in fucking Curacao...you remember this bit from Narcos right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u6WVVHoDhknothing more legit than that place
>>5862547Jesus. Thank God I live in a non-autist medical state.
>>5861686Now that's what I call a sell wall
KEK
>>5862547godspeed anonalso be sure your phone is encypted and with a good password(NOT pin,pattern or other shit) in case they snatch it
You can even have FUN in a jail cell.Is there anything this shit can’t do?We’re going to the moon boys.
You live in the south? Theres guaranteed to be trump bros in there. Become friends with them and tell them about cryptocurrency so they too can be rich. America can't be made great again if people down south are living in poverty.
keki'm on a 9 month suspended sentence and just sitting at home making mad gainshalf way to my first milliongodspeed OP
>>5862722I’m an everyday smoker, and hadn’t smoked in hours, so i didn’t feel impaired at all. Driving with any weed in your system is stupid though, i admit. You can get on the hook for all sorts of crimes if you get in a wreck, your fault or not. Joking aside, this change has been a long time coming bros.
>>5861686I'm in a halfway house trading and made more than ever in my life while here. Sober and can stay focused
>>5862885Isn't that how America became great to begin with?
>>5861686Fucking kek I want to believeGood luck anon you can do it once the guards see your sick gains they'll let you out in no time.
>>5861686Arrested for pot lmao, let me guess.. land of the free? HahahabhagahGreetings from the Netherlands
>>5862547>doesn't own a car faster than a charger
top kek
>>5862879Screencap this thread, send it to the devs. We're all gonna make it.
>>5861844
>>5861844absolutely disgusting
>>5862032The food trays look like Oklahoma's
Can I buy one of those toilet/water fountains for my home
>>5861844Oh my fucking god, this has to be murica
>>5861844the fuck is thisgravy?
>>5863015>implying it mattersyou ain’t outrunnin the radio
>>5862997Don't tell the guards they will tell inmates and you'll become a target
>>5863226leftover juice from peaches or something
>>5863228eh. you can get away sometimes
>>5861686>>5861844OP if you got any loops left, can you spell out F for FUN?lmfao this is too good.
How long can you keep your phone?
>>5863274shit guys we got a real thug lyf gangsta round up in heredon't hurt me man
solid 10/10 thread and OP isnt a faggoti predict $FUN to valuate around $10 by Q3 2019
>>5862726At the time I was 18yrs old and it was a good deal to buy lsd with 4,5€ a piece and sell it with 20€ a piece here.
>>5861844What the fuck is this
>>5861686>Not making bail from trading POT as a big middle finger to the copsNot gonna make it
>>5861844 'Murica!
>>58616862018 getting arrested for pot.You must be a filthy nigger.
>>5863015Outrunning weed offenses.It's like asking to get shot.MURRICAH FYUCK YAH
>>5863133I am in the great state of TN. They moved me to another cell. Gave me a blanket. Still have no idea how much FUN it is in here.
>>5863250Correct.
>>5863620he is in jail? wtf do you expect chief Ramsey quality breakfast?
Op is a god amongst mortals.>>5863692he's not you mongrel,check the titty pic
>>5862624What year was that
>>5863804How about radio, do you own a car faster than radio you absolute complete fucking moron?
>>5861686OP post ETH address i'll send you the 1500 this is god tier.
bumperinoop don't forsake us
>>58641520x860fb1eda17d350873239e8c67dc4fe2d4171e60Bless you if serious. Here are my new digs.
>>5861686What are you gonna do when the battery runs out?
OPs black bull cellmate just awoke...he will be busy for a while...
>>5861844Yeah OP post your ETH address. I'll help as well. This shit is EPIC.
PLOT TWIST.....OP is a Guard and has access to all of this...
>>5864772oh fuck you. fuck. I was just about to send... damnit you got me second guessing.
>>5861686Potcoin?
>>5864152New cell has shit service REEEEEEEEEE
>>5864831God speed, anon.
LOL
>>5861686WTF
>>5864800Nah a CO or other on-duty personnel wearing asweater/jumper whatever the fuck that is?don't think so,most likely op is legit.
>>5861907As long as you are in jail, go lift.
>>5864930good point, mission is a go. OP incoming money.
>>5864831put me in the screen shot
>>5864965>OP get thrown into jail>quickly accumulates as much FUN as possible>gets sentenced to 1 year in prison>released>now a billionaireYou da real baller.
>2025>Go to jail>Find out all inmates trade XMR>Tfw suddenly kingpin and can buy all the guards and big buff dudes for 0.04 XMR
>>5861686 I sent you my gains for the day so far I'll get you the rest from my gainz today. Godspeed anon
>>5861686Hop on the train bro, we’ll get you out of here.
Recommend some good shitcoins for long-term investment. I feel like OP won't be able to trade in next 1-2 years.
>>5863959It was 2014
Holy shit put me in the screenshot
>>5865024he's got my ETH addy now, maybe billionaire weed con will return the favor ;)I'm a man of my word, Money inbound on OP.
Lmao how do you have a cell phone in jailIf you’re in a state that throws you in jail for the devils lettuce you would think they would be more strict
>>5864772Can’t falsify your claim, but i am not guard. Don’t feel pressured to send me a thing, boys. You didn’t get rich by giving out handouts. If you want to, that’s nice as hell, but this is a FUN thread at its heart and i am having FUN either way. They just had me out with some of the others. Left my phone in cell so no pics. They could smell my gains.
>>5865301already inbound OP, coinbase is slow today you'll see it.
>>5861686fucking kek good luck anon get dat fun and get out
>>5865279Gave me phone to get number. Put it in pocket without thinking. Was cool and white to arresting officer so he wasn’t on guard
TIL Rohan goes to jail lolScreencapped
>>5861686how much battery life do you have left?
>>5861686Buy POTcoin at least.
You are the luckiest bastard dude. Hows that charge? Hows processing there work? Gonna be there at least a day? Got someone on the outside? Ive had some bad jail food but that bowless cereal is torturous.TRX? Buy next dump BABY!!!
>>5861686hopefully you get the chair
>>5865505TRX? You're the real criminal here.
>>586546733% dropping fast. Bad signal
Toasting in an epic bread
>>5865396>Was cool and white to arresting officer>cool and white>and whitemy sides!great job anon.I sincerely hope the offers aren't just larping and you will get sweet monies, you are truly a god.monitoring wallet address here:https://etherscan.io/address/0x860fb1eda17d350873239e8c67dc4fe2d4171e60
PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT
>>5862773Underrated
How the fuck do I upvote here. Great thread
>>5865569What jail are you in? Get an anon to bail you at and transfer him the funds. Easy
>>5865636>>5865636this
>>5861686>Got arrested for pot.kys fucking nigger
>>5865636If this actually happens
i love this fucking board
>>5861686I heard they serve wojak bars at night.
>>5861686Just read all 118 or so comments..... and OP is definitely a boss
>>5861686>gets arrested for potwhat fucking country do you live in?
>>5865935
>>5863274yeah, in gta you dumb fuck
>>5861686OP Coinbase is kill today, slow as fuck. I sent you $300 gotta get back to the grind I'll circle back. Good Luck Anon
>>5861844Why the fuck are you allowed a phone or tablet or whatever in prison? Did you hide it up your ass?
>being white and STILL getting arrested for potHahahahahaaha
This is the kind of thread you tell your grandkids about.
>>5861686take a few pics, save them, post them at a later date to give us an update and prove its you!
>>5861824>Americans so dumb they need to cross roads at designated areas because their ignorance is so astounding they think cars can't penetrate their blubber>People seriously get arrested for crossing the road at unmarked areas>"land of the free"HAHAHAHAHAAH
>>5862547>tfw Canadian with Medical card and access to fully legal top shelf Cannabis productsHoly shit America
well played , got out back in June after 12months and do not fukin miss it
May 2018 be a fruitful year full of gainz for you OP
>>5865569What jail are you in. I'm wondering if any of us can go pay your bail and get you out in person
>>5862773>>5862952>>5863153>>5865562Underrated posts in amazing thread.
>>5866400HAHAHAyou cant make this shit up
>>5866400please don't call niggers people
>>5861686putting myself in the screencap
>>5867579
>>5863274You're full blown retarded senpai dont try to run its not worth it.
This thread single-handedly sold me on FUN, good job shills.
>>5865589Oh hey someone actually gave him somethinghttps://etherscan.io/tx/0xfddb2e67eaf9ff5571913d9059724f075373baafda91ce80e094a59d266c16c450 milliETH; not exactly bail, but better than nothing. Now he can buy a proper breakfast.
>>5865279Actually, it's ironic but states that are the most strict on "devils lettuce" are actually the chillest.Source: Cop in Alabama
>>5868232Welcome to the FunShip(TM)
>>5868460>Source: Cop in AlabamaHave you shot blacks and gotten away with it?
We are mooning because you are in jail.
>>5865279>Lmao how do you have a cell phone in jailbecause he's not a nigger
>>5868657No. And contrary to popular belief, we don't go out hunting them down either
0.30431354 Ether 0.000630xfddb2e67eaf9ff5571913d9059724f075373baafda91ce80e094a59d266c16c4 28 mins ago 0x10e723050d2dda00b8a619ae45f67b9fbc4468e8 IN 0x860fb1eda17d350873239e8c67dc4fe2d4171e60 0.050839874730548 EtherBiz bros you are the best at timesSo fucking anti Jew Good on yas
>>5862547Pot kills your productivity and exposes you to unnecessary friction with law enforcement dum-dums. Also, it's the pastime of niggers. Why bother?
>>5868657
>>5861844M A D M A NA DMAN
>>5861844You are luckier than some Affrican3 hots and a cot paid for by Americans
someone bail this anon
>>5861844Federal prison?
>>5862773Brilliant m8
>>5862773>>5862773
This is the most proto-cyberpunk if not beginning cyberpunk thing I’ve ever seen. Make goons on the web giggle and receive digital funds to secure ones freedom. I’m not mad at you, man. The dream is coming to fruition bit by bit. God bless, OP, lol. Welcome to this brave new world, gentlemen.
>>5869528Someone needs to pay OP's bail and get him out
>>5869665rape is non-bailable
>>5864831unironically looks okay
>>5869665´How much is the bail?
>>5869665let's crowdfund the bail
>>5865589>https://etherscan.io/address/0x860fb1eda17d350873239e8c67dc4fe2d4171e60did someone just send this nigga .3 eth? lmao
I'm willing to send ETH to get OP out of jail, how much is the bail?
Thread of the day, you're a god amongst men OP.
He's probably a corrections officer fucking with us and you guys are giving him free crypto. Kudos OP, good thread.
REMINDER THAT JAIL =/= PRISON
>>5870108He only needs $600 more!
>>5869665>>5869896>>5869968>>5869986>>5869995Bail is $1500:>>5862547
>>5870222>implying he can cash out
sent OP 0.36 ETH Your friendly >>5862624
>>5870254Might take a couple days for coinbase to transfer the funds, but it's doable. Too bad OP's phone was either confiscated or the batteries died. He's probably going to be in for 40 days.
>>5870293hmm i wonder if i know you? had an acquaintance with just the same story. did you get busted while in basic military training?
>>5862547>now i’m sitting here like some sort of autistic crypto Shawshank redemptionholy shit I'm dyingliterally the funniest thing I've ever read on this piece of shit website, cheers to you OP
>>5870384No, I'm going to the military next monday actually
>>5864522>>5870222>>5870305OPs address btw, he needs $600 in eth!0x0000F77B870a65D2751ce98C1437a282014E88E6
>>5862773LOL
Best case scenario is somebody goes IRL to bail out OP and then OP transfers them the donated coin to make up for it. Posting in epic bread btw.
>>5861844>Americans
>>5870449Da så. Flere syrehoder innom forsvaret, tydeligvis!Lykke til
>>5870636I don't get this Eurofag idea that jail is supposed to be a nice place. Besides, that was a holding cell aka the drunk tank. His actual cell is nicer >>5864831
>>5870745>nicer
>>5870745Jails aren't much nicer in Europe compared to the USA ;they're even worse in shit eastern countries).It's prisons that tend to be more humane.
>>5870222How is he going to cash out if he's in jail?
>>5870658I'm actually from Finland, but thanks anyway! The binance verification email is taking long to get the ETH out there
>>5870745why does he still has his phone, usually nobody keeps his phone.If he wants to get numbers, he has to write them down in front of the officer and the phone is taken away again.>t. prison guard
>>5870961He withdraws the eth to his debit card from coinbase and then gives the guards his debit card number.
>>5871032It happens sometimes if they just want to be nice. It's jail not prison, and he will be out soon on bond no matter what.
>>5870459
>>5871122
for how long
>>5870934Yeah that is true. Prison is better than jail in the US too most of the time. In jail there's always dudes moaning that they want to get to prison already. You have a lot more freedom there so I've heard while in jail you can't do shit.
>>5871032He probably lives in a rural area with not much crime so the cops are lax
>>5861844Checked anon. I know that feel well my friend.
>>5871032As Anon said earlier....>>5868910
>>5862885“Trump bros” ha ha yeah, in prison no less, bet they’re great guys
Lads, if FUN keeps going up it'll go down in /biz/ history as the coin that got Anon out of jail.
>>5871101>It's jail not prisonreally doesn't matter here, regardless if you are in jail or prison, you can't keep your phone. Maybe some cigarettes, but thats it.
I hope OP is okay
>>5862773We have a comedian over here.
>>5868460Roll tide
>>5871761Roll tide!
Good luck OP, just taking part in this historic thread.
>>5871101if he doesn't get his bond paid, and they don't realease him on his own recognizance (free bail for small stuff), then he will have to sit in jail for months until he is tried/sentenced.
1234567 all good boys go to heaven
>>5871791I hope you’re not a Tuscaloosa cop you’ve probably arrested me or my buddies
>>5871876Damn. nope but I live in tuscaloosa! haha. What a small fucking world
>>5861844sugar for breakfast. its not a meme:DDDDDDD
>>5871951Weird yo just graduated happy gains anon
>>5861915Feds just outlawed it. Check the news.
>>5870745something about living in a constant state of fear for 6 months to x number of years creates repeat offenders or some liberal bullshit
>>5872009Very. You too, bro.
>>5861686>Drug addict criminals are accumulating FUNThis is how you know it's a shitcoin.
>>5861686> For potLmao, how's that one day of jail treating you.Captcha : gibbs streetNegro confirmed.
lmao never seen such a fucking pajeet post like this
>>5872025Always been illegal on federal level
>>5872081>weed>drug addict criminalPick one
>>5872133>Weed>Not degenerateIf it was his first offense the police would've let him off, but they didn't because he has done it before/has a record.Anyway, weed literally reduces brain volume.
>>5864772Exactly what I was thinking.Since when do they let prisoners use internet-connected smartphones?> They gave me my phone to get a phone number out of.In reality, they would either find the number for you, or hand you the phone for less than a minute while you find the number.Nice LARP policebro.
>>5872269Shaking your head decreases brain volume too.
>>5861844I SS'd this shit.Press F for the daytrader in jail
If I could use my phone in jail it wouldnt mean real punishment for me
>>5872339Yeah, if you're a degenerate metal head and even then it isn't to the same extent as weed.
>>5872488you dont like metallica?
>>5861844oh my god my fucking sides
This is a LARP. You get fucking strip searched everytime you go to jail. All of your property gets put in a ziplocked bag and put in a property room. There is absolutely no way this faggot actual snuck his phone in jail for a misdemeanor. Only times people get phones into jail/prison is if they're A) on work release and sneak it in checking back in from their shift (its a daily occurrence so searches aren't as thorough), or they're in prison and they've bribed a guard to give them one. Seeing as how this fag is in a county jail for a petty misdemeanor, he doesn't fit either of those scenarios.I really hope everyone who donated to this faggot kills themselves. He most likely works at the jail or has family that does and he's there LARPing around. Congrats, you fell for his ruse.
>>5865569put the screen on min brightness and stop taking photos
>>5861686>Thrown in jail for potLmao what shithole state do you live in?
JUSTiced
>>5872808I don't mind the music it's just metalheads are the most autistic and cancerous ulcers you can see.
>>5873128when was the last time you were thrown into the drunk tank for further processing?if youre in your senses and alone a cop doesnt care. its 1500 bucks not a 50000 dollar corporate crime. chill sherlock
>>5873128>snuck his phone inRead the OP
OP got caught didn't he :(RIP to our fallen hero.
>>5872054Unless you're in some supermax prison full of murderers you will be scared for about 1 week until you realize that prison isn't that scary its fucking boring. The biggest problems in your average prison is drugs. People go in prison a pothead and come out a heroin addict with HIV.
>>5862922Should've shot the cop for violating the NAP
>>5863982Right so gun them down, got it.
>>5861686Weed stocks.
>>5873128maybe he snuck it in his anal cavity
>>5874902>>he used his prison pocket
Op getting butt fucked at the moment, if OP is a faggot does that mean he enjoys it?
>>5861686this fucking whole threadgodspeed anoninclude me in the screencap
>>5861686hey this cell looks exactly like the one in Ukiah CA. lol nice.
Rip in peace OPWould send something but im broke
OP is a legend. Include me in the screencap
>having to speculate on internet coins in order to fund your release after being detained for holding half a gram of weedLAND. OF. THE. FREE.
>>5861844why would they allow you to have a phone and an internet connection in jailsounds like some bullshit larp
>>5876000>not jamming your phone up your ass every time you get arrestedwhat are you, new anon?
Alabama cop go and bail OP
>>5861686you've got a house thats rent free with free food for a while. Might as well buy buy buy and hodl till youre out.
>>5876678Sometimes I wonder what would happen to my portfolio if I'd get locked away for a year or two.>forced iron hands>x1000 ensues
>>5862624>I live in the nordic area>would ofobvious larper
I lived bitches.
>>5877405What happened anon?
>>5877405Phone battery update?Shanked anyone yet?Check your balance, some insane rich anons have given you 0.7 ETH total.
Lmao dafuq is dis shiiet
4chan banned me after i posted my ETH address. Don't blame them, I suppose. I am at home on my PC. Listen, you fuckers made what normally would have been the most stressful situation i've been in in a long time into an actual joy that I will remember my entire life. I don't like myself sometimes, and sometimes really tear into myself when I fuck up. You guys kept me from being alone in a box all night, yelling at myself. And the ones who contributed, thank you from the bottom of my heart. I love this board, I love crypto, and I love you degenerate faggots.
OP is getting fucked up the ass by Tyrone while still making gainsGodspeed OP
>>5877405nice unmatching socks.Congrats OP, you have the current best bread of 2018.
>>5877573I enjoyed reading about your journey anon.
I love breads like this
>>5877573Enjoy my 0.3 eth anon
>>5877405what's it like to shit on that toilet?
>>5877573HE'S OUT THE ABSOLUTE MADMANHow did you pay the bail, faggot?
>>5877573congrats anon, glad to hear you got out with your cornhole intact. (at least I assume you did kek)
Posting in legendary breadMay you gaol stay lack Tyronification OP
>>5877573We're all gonna make it OPDont be hard on yourself, just keep on the path to lambolandAlso post blockfolio. Im curious
>>5877405just imagine how many dirty niggers went through that cell before youthey all shat in that bowl, they all probably jacked off on the flooryou're basically surrounded by nigger shit and semen
>>5877573Right now, my fate hinges on a blood test. In a month time, I will know exactly how much THC was in my system when they took my blood. I have a lawyer lined up already, a court date in early march. I am putting down the green stuff for a while. I had already tried a month or so back, but I work with music and musicians every day, so I am hyper exposed to it. I won't waste your generosity, anons. I am crying as a type this, again, thank you from the bottom of my heart. They never noticed I had my phone. I made sure to ask them what time it was every once in a while even though I already knew. When the time came to be released, I tucked it in my back pocket and acted like I took it out of my coat when they returned the coat to me.
>>5877862I paid out the ass for a bail bondsman to post for me.
wtf they let you have a phone in jail now? god damn people have it so easy now
>>5878069Jail is still terrible, did you not see he had a toliet in the middle of the cell.
haha damn nigga
>>5877966I use crynance still for some fucked up reason
>>5877965Imagine what went through my head when they gave me a sleeping matte. I'm pretty sure I have killer Africanized MRSA right now.
>>5878165yeah b-b-b-b-b-ut the phone
>>5878368But imagine having to poo right in front of people like that.
>>5878368He already said he snuck it in.Of course they dont LET you use it still
>>5863982you would need a street bike. Cars wont do it i know because i do it all the time.
>>5878190>15 percentSELL IT QUICK AND GET OUT AAAAA
>>5878190You're gonna make itWe're all gonna make it
Just buy Ripple, Stellar and Cardano and relax.
>>5870745Because whether YOU believe it or not, Jail, etc, is supposed to be for rehabilitation. If it was for "Punishment", why not just fucking kill them on the spot?Now you can argue whether or not you believe in rehabilitation vs. Just punishing people in some sick way, but this is the first world, you fucking moron. Go to any third world shit hole and see how they treat their prisoners, etc... do you think that makes for a better society, or a worse one?
>>5878695>why not just kill them on the spotBecause execution is a reward for prisoners.
>>5861686Uh oh
>>5878770Nigger, why don't we just lfog them and shit then? Or torture them daily?And then explain to me how this would make society a better place as opposed to making it drastically worse. See: Any third world nationYou're a mong. You're obviously a newfag on pol too, since only a newfag would avoid nuanced thought so muchKill yourself
>>5878695Its not to punish or rehabiliatate. Its to seperate the uncivilized from the civilized.
>>5878920No it isn't, faggot. It's to rehabilitate. You're fucking braindead
>>5878848You're a moron, making our prisons like third world countries would be terrible and barbaric.
>>5879005Thats the point of my post you fucking bellendNice reading comprehension bro
>>5878774kek
>>5879035So you called me a moron for saying something you agreed with? Holy shit you're stupid. nice idiocy.
>>5879089Try reading before jumping into a discussion next time, you stupid fuck
>>5877405you beautiful son of a bitch!Godspeed.
>>5879089>>5879116Meet irl and fight faggotsI am going to take a shower and crash till I gotta go to work, /biz/. I'll see you on the other side. Have a FUN day.
>>5879283Have FUN
>>5862773Hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>5861686Are you in Washington county anon I'm right over the hill! I'M Right over the hill
>>5879338No, sir.
>>5878774Oh my god lol
>>5861844Jesus Christ lmao
This was a good thread
>>5879365Damn if you were close I would buy you a proper meal for this thread just make a shit ton on link
>>5861686u can do it op
kek
>>5863828what part of TN?
>>5861686OP I HOPE YOUR ASS DOESNT GET RIPPLE'D JKJK GOODSPEED ANON! TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD! /BIZ/ UNITE
>>5877405>those shoesYou are the true chadAlso>confirmed toilet shitter+1 another point for you over the pajeets ok this board
>>5880296The crocs are given by the jail, so you can;t use shoelaces to hang yourself
>>5880366Why does the jail care?
>>5880611Have you any idea how much hassle the aftermath of a prison suicide is?Not to mention if it's privately run you get fined as a "very severe" breach and have to pay out anywhere from 90k to 2mil in penalties
>>5861844>/biz/ written in frooty loops
>>5880693Why? They did that to themselves
>>5880794And you're being paid to stop them
>>5879283Be well anon.And stay off the shibashiba for a while
>>5862773
>>5880842Why doesn't the jail just say "screw it" and not do anything?
>>5881022They get their contract terminated by the government for being shit at their job
>>5881086Why doesn't the government say "who gives a shit if someone hangs themselves". Why does the government care so much about people that they are literally paying tax money for?
>>5877405OP what do you think of REQ
>>5881275Because people mass suiciding in prisons looks really bad politically