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What a beautiful morning ain't it bros?

>Demo preview videos in order:

01_Tau Language demo - Basic_Syntax_and_History
https://youtu.be/oGtIkt5XULM?si=OldYuSEXgqg0o5zD

02_Tau Language demo - Commands_and_History
https://youtu.be/5d5AIEuI3uA?si=9F0FzK1ErM7RPdE7

03_Tau Language demo - Functions_and_Recurrence_Relations
https://youtu.be/oeIOGcQZNbo?si=3MpWdx-maJ5122ep

04_Tau Language demo - Normalization
https://youtu.be/0mNAaB8sDfU?si=PFcDUGUCSy4HXFUw

>Current AGRS price: $1.81

>>58674041
i don't get it, wasn't this shit supposed to be "software as sentences"? this is... this is just programming, it looks HARDER than programming even

>>58674055
>wake up
>btc is down
>biz is in shambles
>check tau net
>tau language demo is out
>we finally have proof the project does exist
is the end near? this feels oddly apocalyptic

>Current AGRS price: $1.81
WE BUY THE DIP WE BUY THE DIP WE BUY THE DIP

>>58674055
oh shit they actually came through

>>58674055
remember, ((they)) dumped btc to prevent agrs from pumping again

>>58675381
i haven't gone through the videos yet but i think this was the breath of fresh of air we needed, all respect to the devs but all the news felt oddly self-serving and designed more to appease the fud than to actually adress the issues we had with the project, to be completely honest it feels kinda bizarre to see them dropping this without fanfare at all, i'll have to take some days to watch the videos to understand everything but its the first time in years i feel we're actually taking steps towards a usable product

>>58674055
What a nice guy.

>>58675381
>actually looking for a job
>being wretched

>>58674041
>>58675388
holy fuck shit's been stuck in the low $1 and it decides to pump halfway through this month. let me get my cheque from my soul crushing corporate drone job that's why i do it so i can buy shit but you fucking NEET faggots with nothing better to do pump shit i like at random ass times for funsies. you do this shit on purpose.

>>58675388
>>58675418
daily reminder the price was $0.224 a year ago

>>58674055
>demo previews
Holy fuck release in two more weeks I can feel it yes lord

damn so all it took to get some baggies excited was an ubuntu demo and 4 2007 aah quality videos if i knew this i would've made my own ai shitcoin years ago kek

>>58675434
>>58675435
textbook definition of a discount
>>58675447
fuck off

>>58675378
I have never felt so mentally retarded until now.

>>58675381
It's a catalyst for better days to come, bros. Shit's so bad Tau devs are actually starting to pick up the pace. What a time to be alive.
>>58675418
If the narrative they've been feeding us this whole time is true, then the product's been there for a long ass time, they just keep polishing and polishing it endlessly. Maybe we will actually get something to test soon, because holy fuck hype can only last so long.

>>58675378
the little zoom zoom boy fears the chad black cmd console

>>58674041
>language released
???
python already exist and is superior to every crypto "language"

>>58674055
The moment we were all waiting for.

>>58675418
nobody likes retarded PR press conferences. nobody likes promises. everybody likes teasers and demos. it's really that simple.

>>58675456
>release product
>open up a bug tracker for the community to use and submit bug tickets to (hell, github itself has this function built in natively)
>close and reopen after concentrated efforts to squash community reported bugs have been executed
voilah. this is how devs should do it all the time.

>>58675455
don't start with your homosexuality here.

>>58675434
Kek imagine not getting half every fortnight. Tsk tsk, amerikanski..
>>58675459
>Python
Please leave this thread immediately. You have nothing of value to provide to the discussion and you are frankly not invited. Thanks.

>>58675441
yup

>>58674055
>they don't even have a cute webui ready yet
Oh my god it's so fucking over isn't it this shit does not exist

>>58674041
>The turbo technojargon AI hyper quantum space-machine timetraveling logic-understanding AI project from the year 3200 is run in an ubuntu console
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LINUX CHADS WE WON, WE'RE THE PEAK OF COMPUTATIONAL ADVANCEMENT, WE'RE LITERALLY THE GROUNDWORK WERE ALL COMPUTERS ARE SNEEDED ON. WE'RE THE END ALL BE ALL

>>58675477
Don't be afraid, there is always room for one more.

the amount of retardation in this general is honestly exhausting, this is proof that the iq level of /biz has reached room temperature

please go back, none of you understand even a bit of this project and it shows, go get some pepe or some turbosexnigger coin or something ,im not even going to was a (you) on you people, you should feel ashamed

>>58674041
>FIRST DEMO PREVIEW OF THE TAU LANGUAGE RELEASED
kappa

>>58675434
*gurp* Sorry anon, autismbuxz from your taxes landed on MY bank account today so I just had to.. *buuurp* I just had to celebrate by buying sum crapto quorrencies and a good ol' bag of tendies + large fries + large boke. heh *gurrrrp* they should really give you guys some autismobucks at your work or whatever, this shit's awesomesauce, heh *pfft*

>>58675489
>>58675506
i seriously think ohad asor woke up, remembered he had that test demo he put up in one week 5 years ago, ran the console to see if it still worked, posted four videos and called it "DEMO PREVIEW" kek

>>58675507
kek

>>58675507
babe wake up new copypasta just dropped

>>58675501
im sure you feel real smart just calling everyone a retard without a reason (or argument) and just... leaving? wow anon you're so smart you should feel proud

>>58675489
function precedes form anon, we'll get that 2009 turbo windows xp aesthetic soon, just you wait

>>58675489
>he wants a usable ui
maybe in 2030

>>58675489
Let the community build those. ARGS is just a tunnel you can plug into any front end interface, who cares.

>>58675456
>>58675476
>Nobody likes PR shit
Cryptobros do. They *love* buying into empty promises. Only reason I believe Tau can actually happen is their github activity. That's it.

>>58675507
>this shit's awesomesauce
based

>>58674041
>>58675944
Holy shit it wouldn't hurt to add some syntax color to the console though, god damn shit's daunting to go through.

>>58675388
dipping my tip in agrs' dip!

>>58675456
>It's a catalyst for better days to come, bros.
anon, i...