/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58666955
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.083 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory

DRS & Computershare
>~74.6 million shares of ~351: 21% total held by Jun. 5, 2024
>
>~75.3 of ~305 25% total held by Mar. 20, 2024,
>~75.4 by Nov. 30, 2023, ~75.4 by Aug. 31, ~76.6 by Jun. 1, ~76.0 by Mar. 22 Vs Cede & Co
>
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 Jul. 30 22,
>12.7 of ~77 Apr. 30 22, 8.9 by Jan. 29 22
>and 5.2 by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 375.542B, 68P = 5.523B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: No
Thursday RRP: 388.841B, 74P = 5.255B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 421.040B, 74P = 5.690B per (roughly)

>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Q1 24 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20556/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20581/html
>2024 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20456/html
>798 pg SEC doc confessions of FIs/MMs/HFs/DCEs/Swaps Counterparties etc on short selling transparency
sec.gov/comments/s7-11-23/s71123-typec.pdf

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>Legacy links
wallet.gamestop.com
nft.gamestop.com
https://www.gmedd.com/report-model (Nov 2021)
>Use archives
Avoid DSPP:
reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

so how low we going? $5? $2?

>>58666959
>$5? $2?
God if only, they're at like $9.80 in cash per share ignoring anything else they hold.

>58666959
$0
> + infinity pool value

seriously though, in an actual moass, what makes you think the government wouldn't immediately line you up against a wall for destroying the economy.

>>58667010
>what makes you think the government wouldn't immediately line Kenny up against a wall for destroying the economy.

>>58667016
they would if he did
he hasn't

the DFV meme has permeated normieworld whether they know it or not
no choice but to hold my GME I guess

>be allowed to buy any stock
>decide to buy a video game store stock because I like it
>this legal activity is somehow a bad thing
not my fault hedge funds partake in chicanery

>58667010
The government will be giving me a medal for holding.

I don't know which is sadder, the fact I'm here typing this on a friday night, that there a shills that shamelessly try to create a negative opinion about holding shares in a video game store, or that there are some of them that do it for free.

>>58667076
have sex

>>58667010
Let's get it over with already.

>>58667010
>The USD is backed by military might
>t. 60 year old judeo-christian boomer
Oh no no no, you got it all wrong, old man. Military might is paid by USD. So what happens when we have all the shekels?

>>58667079
I would, but your mom is too busy tonight

id buy more gme but I spent so much this past month on it, lookin forward to that sweet delectable dippy dip again.

@CLINT, smiling friends is alright I guess, Zach Hadel made it and I think he's pretty cool.

>>58667097
I just watched all of season 2 and it's great. The demon wife, mad scientist, aliens, and spamish land episodes were all hilarious.

>>58667097
This IS the dip.

Just did ketamine and nitrous again.
Wow. Moass is on. But right not we are watching the yin and the yang chase each other with the price action.

I wonder if they just didn't deliver ftds today and shorted it instead. Like CAT already has billions of errors caught. What's another few million tossed onto the pile? If you're already caught you may aswell just ignore the rules until they walk into your office with handcuffs

>>58667123
One more day just one more day one more day just one more day it's one more day one more day one more day....

>>58667123
Let's see how this strategy works when they play dumb publicly?

>>58667120
Shrooms pretty much confirmed the moass is an inevitable reality for me
Sometimes around election or right after the elections when Trump fucking wins

>>58667010
kek hedgies

>>58667010
They would’ve done it already it’s not like I’m hiding from them. Do it before I have the chance to become a martyr, you retards.
>also
Did you anons know Cyan Rohan offered $400 million for bbby months after he sold but instead the board chose to rush into bankruptcy?

>>58667135
I saw the apocalypse evaporate almost 10 years ago on similar, but it goes very close to the wire before habbening. Think nukes, but then the entire world exhales at once instead.

>>I 58667167
No one fucking cares Keith.
I’m sure one day you won’t be in every one of our threads any longer talking about literally everything except GameStop. You will probably be dead. Really looking forward to that day

kek baggies

>>58667207
Am I Keith, Greg?

>>58667229
kek

I am going to be a gazillionaire.

Acct Balance = $10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Cohen I don't know if you're still up and posting but take a look at this

https://youtu.be/cQ1fyTOHdtY?si=JsQVtCHJ5UHNBYQ8&t=1185

>>58667241

COHEN TONGUE MY ANUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol gg 23

https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/
>47.20% short volume.
>47.14% off exchange.

>>58667243

Dark pools

HEDGIES TONGUE MY ANUS! FUCK THE KIKES!

>>58667123
looks like they did. But on an even larger scale. People are noooticing the markets in general are behaving strangely.
Something like 5 trillion in derivatives expired today, so naturally people thought volatility should move up and the markets could make some big moves.
But nothing really happened. The market for a while now has had a eerily calm, steady climb. Someone or something is suppressing all volatility.

>>58667239
I’ve been picking out cars. Was thinking of getting a Volvo but they are all electric or hybrids now. Going to stick with Mercedes, Audis and Porsches. Nothing too fancy

>>58667239
based

>>58667239
Prepare to be called antisemitic for making ken griffin bankrupt israel

gme threads are dead these days lol.

>>58667319
just like Ken's hope of being Treasurer :^^^^^^^)

>>58667323
>But I brought my own copy of the Constitution and everything!

>>58667207
All I hear is a lot of crying. Why does it make the same shills mad when I mention GameStop now has a $4 billion warchest? It’s almost like they just don’t want any discussion of a positive thesis.

>>58667338
name 1 way muh GaMeShIrE bAtHaWaY is gonna be successful. having lots of cash isn't how businesses succeed. wtf is he gonna do with the money, bitch

>>58667341
not the one you're talking to but I'm long on GME and honestly, if they just keep going towards selling toys and video game stuff and just double down on that, i'm worried. it's just not a good idea. now if they go the amazon route and ship from fulfilment centers to local gamestops then to consumers? i don't know, maybe. big maybe. I'm hoping they gameshire bathaway because what they have just aint it.

>>58667356

I just wanna see the HEDGIE FUCKS bleed!!!!

I went to a psychic yesterday; she read my palm and said my investment in GameStop is doomed. The stars are not aligned and Ryan Cohen will not manifest the short squeeze. Her track record has been consistently proven. Do what you want with this information.

>>58667364
>Do what you want with this information.
Yes, purge the mutant.

gamestop should go into publishing. making games seems too much of a gamble.
picking the cream of the crop and helping them put it out would probably far less expensive. and they could put out physical copies in small batches. make physical and collecting more prominent. look at what these guys do.

https://limitedrungames.com/

just copy this business model and watch more sales of gme go. plus it can open doors to gme being a steam like platform as well.

also todays mmri, shout out to greg mannirino whos been unintentionally confirming moass. the fuckery will happen in the derivatives market, not the stock. the stock market is a reflection of the derivatives market.

>>58666955
dubs spotted, wagmi protocols initiated

I can't wait to bankrupt israel

What do you guys expect for next week, especially Monday? Crab at 24? Bounce back to $26? Crash below $20?

>>58667400
$5

>>58667400
All of those things, plus a 1-minute red candle with a wick that touches $50 in the premarket

>>58667400
I’d give anything for ten bucks again but I’m thinking just a sloooow walk down to 13-15 over the next couple of months with some little baby pumperinos along the way. I’ll buy another hundred or two if we chill under 15 for a bit but I’m so tired of rugging Ryan, fuck him, I want a ten or 20x and when trump wins crypto is gonna go off so I’m unironically putting most of my dry powder into internet coins, because, again, fuck ruggin ryan. Zero forward guidance in three and a half years from the dilution king. I’d rather be broke than have a tenth of an average priced home in my savings. Fucking Cohen man. Fuck him

https://x.com/Practicalstocks/status/1804357479117041995

DIE HEDGIE FUCKS!

>>58667341
You seem a bit brain broken. A business raising its cash 4x is generally a good thing. Especially if it can do it while the stock price remains high. I’m not sure what will happen with the cash. But it’s definitely good to have it. Cry more, bitch.

>>58667431

>You seem a bit buck broken

FTFY

FUCK HEDGIES
FUCK SHILLS
FUCK AMC
FUCK BBBY
FUCK KEN
FUCK RYAN
FUCK FUDS
FUCK KIKES

BORN TO BUY
HEDGIE IS A FUCK
NEVER SELL 2024
I AM GME MAN
$9,283,492,472,374,324 GORILLION ACCOUNT BALANCE

I could have gotten out green at 60...

>>58667435

Money is fake

>>58667428
I can’t believe he actually sounds like this lmao

>>58667433
Checked and why would he bring up gameshire bathaway unprompted? All I said was a company having more money is good.

>>58667371
i hadn't thought of that. becoming a publisher with EXCLUSIVE physical releases could actually be pretty big if they got the right talent acquired.

>Everyone saying we're tanking down to $15 next week, how we're fucked, and how we're not going to pump for years
Secretly bullish as fuck. Be greedy when others are fearful. /gme/ having seven active threads all at the same time within hours of each other was a massive sell signal. /gme/ barely managing to have a single active thread over the course of a day is a massive buy signal. If you buy when everyone is crying and sell when everyone is celebrating you will always end up collecting a profit. All we need to do now is wait until superstonk gets fully buckbroken and we'll have our bull run.

Pools closed

Very interesting how Superstonk always freezes on my phone (can’t even select to continue on safari when it asks me to open in the app) but other subreddits I’ve tested work absolutely fine

>>58667442
Why? That's exactly what effette scum like that can be expected to sound like. A whiny, nasally rat.

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

>>58667474
Idk I just thought that the diabolical short selling maniac known as Ken Griffin would sound a little more… heterosexual.
I guess Cordele should have given it away. Who the fuck names their kid that?

Are you ready?

I'm buying whatever the fuck options RK get's next that's for sure. This infinite money glitch shit over the T+35 makes a lot of sense.

>>58667485
GERN bros...

Digits is percent chance of moass Monday, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal

>>58667504
>4% chance

seems accurate.

>>58667504
reroll

>>58667371
My slightly unhinged idea is that they should partner with Mages. They either didn’t translate their jap shit or it was of poor quality. The ultimate goal would be to get the rights to adapt their games into anime. For some reason these slants bankrolled only one good anime that being Steins Gate. They could pump out top tier series and sell weeb merch and collectibles at GameStop stores. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.

Look at what just got filed with the New York Country Clerk.

>>58667548
Oh no no no

Baggiebros what now? RK got curbstomped by ruggin ryan the destroyer of the summer of gamestop

>>58667548
>>58667550
I genuinely cannot read this.

>>58667550
>>58667548
What is this? A lawsuit for ants?

>>58667548
>>58667550
ahh yes peepee poopoo

Berke shows Tomita a transcript of a Jan. 27, 2021, chat between him and former Archegos Chief Financial Officer Patrick Halligan about the GameStop short squeeze. Halligan is Hwang’s co-defendant in the trial.

“Is our long book going gamestop on us?” Halligan asks in the chat.

“I have no idea what’s happening,” Tomita responds.

The exchange goes on.

“During this time did you yourself refer to these retail investors as being like a biker gang?” Berke asks.

“I don’t remember that, but I think I just saw a document that said that, that I said that,” Tomita says.

Now the judge intercedes.

“Do you remember saying that?” Hellerstein asks.

“I don’t really remember, no,” Tomita says.

Berke takes the questioning back, asking, “Do you remember calling them a band of pirates?”

“I don’t remember saying that, but as I sit here now I remember thinking of them in that way,” Tomita says.

It’s not entirely clear where Berke is going with this, but the defense has brought up GameStop periodically to suggest that Archegos’ secrecy about its portfolio was driven not by any effort to manipulate stocks but by fears of being targeted in a short squeeze by meme stock investors.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/live-blog/2024-06-20/archegos-trial-june-20

juicy

>>58667548
>>58667550
Could you share a bit more pixels with us please?

So none of you mind waiting until september until rc arbitrarily decides there is no forward guidance in the spirit of hurting the shorts, while diluting on the longs?

If you squint it almost looks like words. .
>Date and number of pages
I think I've been bamboozled.

>>58667719

> reminder that Ken CEO of Citadel blamed Retail investors and the US government for giving stimmy cheques on the overleveraged overshorting of the full float of gamestop by his little buddy Gabe Plotkins
> https://x.com/Practicalstocks/status/1804357479117041995

greatest anti-semetic event since WW2

>>58667548
>>58667550
>>58667719
Old news but good news. Reimbursements are coming to ex-shareholders of bbby because of fraud perpetrated by tritton. And this isn’t the only one. Every single board member (besides those picked by RC of course) is being sued for a similar amount.

>>58667581
>>58667581
>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/live-blog/2024-06-20/archegos-trial-june-20
buckle up fren, it's all about time and pressure, it's building up
they're sweating, doing overtime for 3 years, we're making memes and having a wank rewatching billionaires cry on tv

>>58667799
Triple check
>GS HV AG

>>58667548
>>58667550
Top-tier bait, well done anon.

So with issued shares of 426 million, but actual available shares (meaning subtract DRS, insiders, institutions, etc.) of 204 million, GameStop could buy the entire float at around $20 per share. The new floor is $20 unless shorts are willing to risk the entire float being bought. Holy fuck.

While Babybaggies are metaphorically chasing butterflies, University of BRUNO paper confirmed T+6 + C+35 FTD options settlement cycle and fig newton's data confirms this pattern too.

If DFV exercised at the peak on the 07/12 and waited a day before announcing the YOLO update, T+6 + C+35 (Excluding Juneteenth) is...

July 26th. New memedate just dropped!

>>58667821
>dates
Can you not just skip to next seasons dates…

>>58667485
I hope so bro since I really need some money for rent.

>>58667820
They could buy the free float before two last dilutions at 10$ also but they didn't

>>58667821
>Metaphorically

>>58667823
It was only supposed to be a two week tour. Next thing you know you've been trapped for 15 years, you built a ham radio out of coconuts to call RK for help, and the fate of the company rests in the hands of the Harlem Globetrotters.

>>58667858
And $10 was the floor then, it never went lower, so thanks for proving my point.

I've diamond handed for more than 3 years. I've been red almost the entire time. I'm getting tired. I was excited with recent events, especially the re-emergence of DFV, and I still have confidence that Ryan is something *something*, but fucking hell, there's always just more news about fuckery from the hedge funds, and no regulation, pointless laws, they change the rules, they change the system, they do whatever they want. It's tiresome. If I had throw all this money in fucking Nvidia or even Bitcoin instead... now I'm barely breaking even and it's been three years.

What the fuck is going to happen to this shit.

>>58667868
you are welcome

>>58667888
leafcuck Ryan is going to dilute more and more until you can't take it. Then finally he will take a large funko pop shaped shit in your mouth. Superstonk will eat it up greedily

>>58667900
Checked and bazed

>>58667400
Nothing. I will hold until someone emails me and begs me to sell. Then I will sell 1 if he takes female hormones treatment

>>58667904
Oh no, Ryan should stop hitting the short pinata to get free money when the algo does fake pumps, it’s so fucked up Ryan!!!

>>58667914
Speaking of which, where has Tony been? When Teddy emerges and a cute asian girl with pink hair a wrist watch obsession shows up to mod /r/teddy, we’ll all know who that is ;)

>>58667928
I have no idea who tony is but I will fuck the cute Asian girl with pink hair,if the opportunity presents itself.

>>58667888
>I've diamond handed for more than 3 years. I've been red almost the entire time. I'm getting tired. I was excited with recent events, especially the re-emergence of DFV, and I still have confidence that Ryan is something *something*, but fucking hell, there's always just more news about fuckery from the hedge funds, and no regulation, pointless laws, they change the rules, they change the system, they do whatever they want. It's tiresome. If I had throw all this money in fucking Nvidia or even Bitcoin instead... now I'm barely breaking even and it's been three years.

>What the fuck is going to happen to this shit.

Same, it will be me who will ledge instead of hedgies if I have to hold my bags for another 3 more years. Fuck all your dates, your theories, your bs mergers, stupid bbbagies. Not one single thing has panned out. I believe more and more all those shit are just so that us baggies continue holding because if everyone opened our eyes and sold, this shit will be worth pennies.

>>58667951
Tony has been dreaming about throat fucking for a while. I think you have a shot.

>>58667821
The 6 is counted in the T+35, so it'd be the 19-20th.

>>58667962
Tony Dong?

>>58667867
Heh… short ladder attacks and “they’re out of ammo” no one told us they owned the damn ammo factory though…. The ladder supply shop, all of it…. Two week tour, 2 month tour, 2 year tour, 20 year tour all came and passed 27 years later, they only digging themselves a deeper hole, deeper than any tranny could have imagined… old Kenny got us pinned in deep

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>58668001
*Tiny dong
>soon to permanently disappear once he finishes his hormone treatment

>>58668016
Did you say dong?
>I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like

>>58668030
Awwww cute melon

>>58667269
Porsche for the weekends
A 65 fastback for my daily

>>58667364
Call the Black Ships.

>>58667798

Why the fuck are Ass To Mouth calls for August $5.50??? Why are we giving call writers more than half a G for a fucking month??

>>58667960
Where the fuck is roaring kitty?? is he scared for some goons? ruggin ryan??

KENNY DO SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dead dog
Dead dad
Dead thread
Dead stock

>>58667504

re...rollan

>FUD on a saturday
Yo I thought you people werent allowed to work on saturdays?
Also, for the faggots going on about subreddits, this is 4chan, you may be confused.

>Thread is moving so fast no one will notice I'm a deer.

>>58668230
i remember the guy that sent deer porn to citadel, with jizz

>>58667990
Wrong. Read the paper again. That would be just "C+35" what you described.

>>58668250
here you go for those that missed out, its been a hot minute

>>58668290
This is what "serious guy" Andrew Left was talking about when he said GME investors are an affront to the integrity of the capital markets.

>>58668290
The hero GameStop deserves,, but not the one it needs right now

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1dliz91/i_would_like_to_solve_the_puzzle_my_8_ball_answer/

Very interesting read.

Today’s a great day for fishin.

WAGMI

>>58667960
disclose the 4bil rr

>>58668333
So essentially DFV figured out the pattern and is going to take advantage of it by using calls to not only increase his share count but add to obligations of the shorts which continue to snowball each of these cycles. And now the predditors are figuring that they too use call options to take advantage of these cycles as well. Eventually things will become too difficult for the algo to manage, then the pattern will break and the short squeeze will begin. Is that it in a nutshell?

I wish I could wake up Monday and see the chart skyrocket. Just a straight green dildo for 8 hours straight.

>>58668353
So sit back and chill. I can do that

>>58668353
How fascinating that the paid group spamming these generals with bbby nonsense are the exact same posters lambasting anyone who ever brought up options trading here? Almost like they’ve been here the entire time gatekeeping topics which cause problems for those short GameStop, while shilling distractions to siphon capital.
Some of us have seen you the entire time trying to manage this, and in the end nothing you’ve done will have worked. Must feel so hopeless. Hope those resumes are updated. Maybe leave the last three years out?
Options have always been the way for retail to actually apply pressure alongside direct registering. There is a reason there are people in every single general preventing discussion of options trading, and the leverage it gives the average retail trader. They were paid to equate every contract with 1dte far OTM calls so that more wouldn’t learn the power of leaps and atm contracts

>>58668333
> 6/21
> 7/20 this time for real, goys
the chutzpah

>>58668384
I still don't understand options though and the whole thing is kind of intimidating. Maybe I should actually try to learn how to do it now.

>58668384
While we’re discussing people’s pasts care to explain why you did all of these? And while you at it explain why stopped?

>fudded the infinity pool
>fudded with government intervention
>got caught pretending to be an insider
>shilled everyone on forming an llc
>attempted to paint flat law as a psyop
>lead a rebellion over a non issue to justify hijacking the threads

>>58668392
I've watched like 4 hours of options tutorials and read a couple book about options and still don't understand them

>>58668399
You are one seedy fuck you know that? Keep pretending to be some “good guy” until they come knocking on your door when this is all over.
It’s fucking hilarious by the way to sit back and observe and watch you call multiple different people me. It’s so frantic and reactionary as if you’ve lost control of what you’ve been tasked to control. This isn’t going to end well for you. You know that now right? I honestly hope you’ve made backup plans for when they come for you

>>58668402
I have a feeling it will be as simple as buying the exact same contracts RK does next time he posts an update. Don’t overthink it

>>58668384
Glow harder you gatekeeping maxi. Who are you to decide what people can or can't discuss in a thread? This isn't your personal blog. Did you forget that DFV himself bought call options? You don't go from $50K to half a billion on holding shares alone, and people who are willing to learn should be able to. Options allow individual investors to control more shares/money. Imagine how much further we'd be if retail was learning and playing options this entire time.
Ryan Cohen owned shares/calls in BBBY and placed a $400 million bid for BBBY that was rejected. Why would he do that? Why did DFV express regret for not buying BBBY? Why is Ryan Cohen listed as a creditor on BBBY filings? You're just going to be willfully ignorant and close your brain to any new information relevant to MOASS. Why are you against investors educating themselves? What are you trying to slide?

>58668404
>no u

>58668384
>Exists solely in this thread to gatekeep conversation about one particular thing
>Slides every thread whenever this one particular thing is mentioned
>Claims that discussion of options has been stifled
>No thread has ever been slid for discussing options
Really tickles the pickle don't it?

> mfw the year is 2032
> we are at our yearly $GME world order meeting to decide the major events of the coming year
> Israel has fully been wiped out
> lord Cohen's sand tribe is honorary member, he owns 12% of GameStop
> a single share of $GME is worth 19k (fair market value)

picrel, feels good man

>>58668423
when do we get our cool cloaks?

>>58668392
>>58668402
>>58668406
Options scare the fuck out of me, just when I think I understand them, there’s some weird mystic Jewish word spaghetti thrown in. People that do them are essentially degenerate gamblers and I’m happy for them

>>58668425
soon
> former morgan stanley employee "i naked short sold stocks EVERY SINGLE DAY"
https://x.com/Practicalstocks/status/1804526005488414968

How the hell do these assholes hope to have a chance in hell when we have Kek on our side?

They're literally going to let 2008 play out again except this time so much worse, madoff was the fallguy last time, this time will be Kenny. he's the sacrifice this time around.

>>58668425
With enough money you can walk around in comfy wizard robes and not give a fuck.

>>58668443
They've been spamming F3 (see >>58668440)
but we're patient and got time, eventually, we will win

there's a reason Ken's HF is doing better than Madoff...

>>58668443
GameStop is up 200% since I bought a book on Middle Egyptian and set up a Kek statue.

>>58668443
It seems Kek is with the bathniggers

>>58668444

GME going to $100,000 isn't all that crazy of a prospect. we live in clown world economy. clown things happen

>>58668448
>there's a reason Ken's HF is doing better than Madoff...
Hmm... intredasting

>>58668443
One thing that does bother me a bit is that every crash is manufactured so that despite there being big Wall Street sacrifices, there will always be the wealthy elite that gain from it. Even though retail gme holders stand to gain so much from MOASS, no doubt there will be greedy and evil institutions that also gain from it. And the media have the scapegoats ready, so that all of the actual people that suffer because of this will be none the wiser.

>>58668470
Flat law.

>>58668462
Good thing I'm a bathnigger.

When RC moves I move.

>>58668469
MMTLP hit $24,000 per share at its peak. The plan for systemic-naked-short selling is to only take on those positions that you never plan to close. Using a systemic-naked-short-selling as the form of taking on leverage on a company that has 0% chance of going bankrupt is akin to inverting your limbs at the joint. They are just going to snap under the pressure. You don't just naked-short a little bit. You go balls-to-the-wall because it is free money. They want to be the first vultures to the carcass.

>>58668473
No doubt, the evil at play will always find a way to entrench itself in something new, unfortunately we cannot have the light without the dark.

Blackrock alraedy owns a shit ton of GME, there's nothing to stop these fucks from piling into a golden black swan situation and also riding it to valhalla.

Anyone else miss them on the weekends?

>>58668469
Imaginary internet money is worth $64,000 right now so nobody can argue against seeing big numbers. Besides, a fake media company became the 14th largest market cap in the world only weeks after its ipo. Clown market is completely off the rails and anything can happen.

RIP DrDisrespect’s career

>>58668469
Think bigger, think berkshire. Now think a squeeze ontop of berkshire.

And they have no choice but to let this play out, either fast or slow. They're trapped in here with us in an algo of their own making.

>they're here on a saturday trying to shill their bags
Lmfao

>>58668497
did he also get found out to have $GME shorts?!

>>58668512
Sorry I'm not selling

>Year of Our Lord 2024
>sell calls, buy shares, repeat
>stupid pricks on 4chan mad about how I spend my money
I could not care less, I'm going to do what I please and theres literally nothing you can do to stop me.
I'm going to swing trade.
I'm going to sell covered calls.
I'm going to buy calls when it dumps and sell them when it pumps.
I'm going to increase the amount of shares or decrease them as I please because I hate or love numbers depending on my mood.
Nothing you can say will stop me.
Nothing.

>>58668521
Sorry I'm not buying

>>58668523
Do what thou wilt, just don't cry when you swing and miss and GME blows past xxxx.

There's a point where you can't catch.

>>58668531
>xxxx
You have to go back.

>>58668487
Not true. Blackrock is too big and in no way can they benefit from MOASS because everything else they own will get blown the fuck out to pay for it. It will be like their portfolio springing a leak and getting sold off only so the tax-cattle can slurp it all up. Blackrock already owns everything and it is ALL already leveraged up to the hilt. They will pop like a leveraged balloon.
Something similar occurs in silver. The banks already own all of the gold, however a speculative investment in large supplies of silver would be impossible because they could buy up the entire yearly market cap in an instant and blow the price out of the water and destabilize industry and the capital markets. It's not easy for them to invest in silver because they are so big they will move the price in such a way so as to damage the economy and all of the equities they hold. When banks make a mad-dash to silver you better believe shit is fucked. If you see Blackrock make some big plays on GME you better believe the same.

>>58668475
Oh so you're part of the paid team trying to get everyone's GME shares confiscated by the government? How much did you pay Kek for digits? Why do you have to try to manipulate the markets by discussing a stock? Why can't we just have a normal thread free from market manipulation where we all agree to buy options at the same strike and expiration date?

>>58668475
>when RC moves
That’s how how this works

Wait for the signal from tendie man

>>58668535
I'd really like to believe that trust me, these assholes deserve to get burned to the ground and never recover.

>>58668488

>>58668445
Don't test me, I will fucking do it!

Interesting.

I wonder if Ryan Cohen has thought about doing literally anything with that video game retailer he bought a few years ago?

>>58667431
>>58667433
Companies with that much cash on hand entering a depression will rule the world. The crash is inevitable, GS knows this and that's why they're just holding on to it instead of pulling the trigger on acquisitions.

>>58668445
It's true

>>58668578
>when we collapse into another depression my physical video game retailer stock will surely do good and then my real life can finally begin
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Here is one out of left field, Why do I feel like gut feeling after taking a heroic dose of shrooms

Vanguard is actually the safest place to hold a majority of my GME forever and a day......
Or 50/50 vanguard and cs
There I've said my piece do w/e the fuck you want with his Intel
Eat a dick and creampie some vaginas

>>58668585
This is a most excellent rebuttal consisting of nothing but facts, data and rational thought. Thx fren

Post moass I will finally be able to afford a hair transplant. I look like a seal right now.

>>58668544
Some of them absolutely will. The problem they are having is that the economy does not run on cash(capital) but on credit. So literally everything out there has some sort of counterparty risk with the promise to be repaid value.
The opportunity of a lifetime is to realize that this is going to unwind like a game of musical chairs. And that all of these "dollars" we own are nothing more than IOUs. "leverage" is a wealth-extraction mechanism that permeates the economy and allows the elite to profit on ownership. However when it unwinds it snaps back and causes collateral damage that will harm everyone. Real world capital assets are good. Gold and silver outside of the banking system are good. Real estate is leveraged and is bad. Equities are also mostly overbought and leveraged to the hilt with corporate debt and also overbought and prone to a selloff. In terms of assets they could be worth pennies on the dollar in value. GME, being naked-short sold puts it in a whole new category. It is already sold off and closing out shorts will have it vacuuming up real-world capital. There is no way around this without watching them just flipping the chess board.

>>58668531
>redditor FUD'ing about "you'll be sorry when it moons!"
I also have 0 cost basis shares set aside in case your imagination-land scenario comes to fruition, homosexual anon.
Everybody here should be doing what I'm doing, you don't need to stress out about this, you will make it if you put some effort into managing things objectively no matter what the stock does.

>>58668585

KEK imagine being able to buy the biggest bottom since crash of ´29 with $4bn dollars

they´re going to be able to buy up massive chunks of profitable companies

yeah lets FUD that

>>58668600
>Real world capital assets are good.
Meaning what? Beets and catalytic converters?

>>58668585
You've mistaken me for someone who gives a shit about what a company sells or grifts. I currently only invest in companies that have large amounts of cash or t-bills (GS is one of them,) because the writing is on the fucking wall. The tide is pulling back before the inevitable tsunami destroys everything. Be smart.

WAGMI

>>58668488
I had one delivering an order. He can only speak his language. I had to teach him how to deliver an order as a client.
>Here,you can now pass me the bag

I’m going to Publix.

Do you guys need anything?

>>58668494
brk.a can go down to $184 from $666,666 then GME can uno reversal that amount.

>>58668615
Machinery, vehicles, tools, businesses (careful of the leverage), houses (watch out for the leveraged premium), land. etc. No one who owned a bulldozer during the great depression was in the bread lines.
Someone working in a service job, or a leverage bases business racket (insurance) or some sort of expendable service that people can do for themselves. Will be keep buying $10 coffees and going on spending sprees every Saturday when they are earning $15 per hour waiting tables. Can landlords keep raising rents to offset the cost of the mortgages and the upkeep costs. Can gasoline go to $6+ without crippling depression?
Lots to think about here.

>>58668649
I'd gut you like a fish canaanite shut the fuck up

>>58668652
i would sell 10 share and look the price drop or going up with joy in my eyes.
Such is the power of not being a psychopathic jew

>>58668649
Buy volume.

>>58668649
I’ll take the buy 2 get 1 twelve pack of Dr Pepper please

I want you all to know. When MOASS happens. I will deliver. Over the last 2 and a half years I have been screenshotting all of your Publix requests and compiling them into one hell of a shopping list. Even some of the more ridiculous things you all have asked for.

That is all. Have a lovely Saturday.

>>58668626
>pass me the bag
so you're saying a poojeet left you holding the bag?
>say the line, Dikshit!

>>58668666
Holy shit checked. Thanks, Stan.

>>58668666
Chobani is literally itt

>>58668649
One of these

>>58668653
A tractor during the great depression was a repairable piece of machinery that you could own. A tractor in 2024 is a subscription service. Something else to consider.

>>58668666
post the spreadsheet or tell us what the craziest thing on it is

>>58668666
thanks, satan. we look forward to it.

I just worry about RCEO is all. It can't be easy being the largest shareholder yet continually having to deal with our stock being diluted.

I thought I was going to be a millionaire on Friday. Why did you faggots lie to me?

>>58668649
a number 9 large

>>58668666
>I will deliver
Good, we don't need anymore FTDs

>>58668696
Did you buy brainstop?

having the cash to slurp every company when everything crashes as a holding company is the biggest chess move ive seen. we are gonna fucking make it beyond even our own comprehension.

he's not gonna order all that slop at one time... right?
>yeah can I get uhhh fifty seven tender sandos and uhh
imagine

Debating taking a loan to go all in on calls foe the July poompa

>>58668709
>Use debt to leverage with time sensitive derivatives contracts
This plan cannot fail.

>mfw baggots rope

>>58668696
You will never be rich baggie bitch

>>58668709
foken genious m8

>>58668660
why are you replying to yourself you massive nigger

>>58668649
RYAN DO SOMETHING!! ANYTHING!!

>>58668751
Are they the same IDs? Shoot. I guess I’ll
Have to do better next time

>>58668666
>Captcha jhadn
Oh we're on

>>58668780
Ryan won't do shit.

>>58668462

Isnt it ironic we must hold on, yet the universe teaches us to let go?

>>58668696
>I thought I was going to be a millionaire on Friday.
From buying GameStop shares?

>>58668828
In chaos theory, the butterfly effect is the sensitive dependence on initial conditions in which a small change in one state of a deterministic nonlinear system can result in large differences in a later state.

“We won!”

I have a feeling this is all going to get very exciting in the months after the fed starts lowering rates

>>58668616
>>58668605
kek holy fuck
you realize their cash position would rapidly crater after their underlying business goes under during a depression right?
kek baggies

>58668916

>>58668916
>after their underlying business goes under during a depression
Why do you think operational costs have been slashed?

> mfw the only alternative the shills have to posting "kek baggies" is this https://x.com/ManyFaces_Death/status/1804249901234294816
I understand now, and will reply to them for more (You) to feed their families.

>>58668924
because they have a failing business model? lmfao
you think it's not going to fail even harder during a depression?
no wonder my portfolio is raping everyone else's here, reddit faggots have no investment sense at all

>>58668882
Please continue fren

>>58668932
>no wonder my portfolio is raping everyone else's here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb_YRLURZmI

So what happens now? Do they just stare at the number awkwardly?

>>58668951
>So what happens now?
just crime it away

>>58667428
>https://x.com/Practicalstocks/status/1804357479117041995
and he has the gall to throw the "think of the teachers", what a wank.

love me some video games

>>58668963
he deserves what is coming (financial death to a financial terrorist)

>>58668963
Fuck teachers, should have taught me better.

>>58668963
>Blames it all on a fad driven by stimulus checks and crazy basement dwellers
Now this is a bad comedy joke. Hedgies will make up any excuse they can to deflect from their own blatant crimes.

>>58668983
I never even got any stim cheque because i'm European
still I own over $180K of gamestop, because I heard we were going to bully some Billionaire Jews so even before reading any DD I was onboard

If we are hedgies worst nightmares, do you think they dream us?

>>58669002
the fact Ken has seen a ton of the reddit memes and twitter bullshit, I'm 100% sure he wakes up in a pool of sweat several nights per month thinking of us and the shitfest he has created

>>58669002
>>58669014
The thoughts of the gme autists have taken a tremendous toll

>>58669017
poor guy, I hope he does well in prison

>>58669002
Just a quick shout-out to Dr Earman. Rest in peace. I hope that wherever you are, you can spit on Popiełuszko's body.

just buy gamestop faggots

>>58669090
Done

>>58668951

>>58669172
kek

>>58668846
Yes

The stock market has become a FTD washing machine and there is nothing you can say to convince me otherwise.

>>58669205
>has become

>>58668965
wtf happened in 2018?

>>58669242

>>58669242
Boom year for Gacha games. Asians are gambling addicts.

Interesting.
https://x.com/ftwpurpl/status/1804649731655897556?s=46

>>58669255

>>58669255
oh my god....

>>58669255
when gme moon

>>58669255
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/64916203/si-v-bed-bath-beyond-corporation/?filed_after=&filed_before=&entry_gte=&entry_lte=&order_by=desc
Link to the actual documents.

>>58668666
>I'm gonna get my growth spurt
Publixanon you rock.
...Though, with that get, I worry a bit.
>The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking to prepare a meal.

>>58669255
I’m sure this won’t get slid and we can all have a cordial conversation about fiduciary responsibility of board members.

>>58669255
Damn... fuck JPM

>>58669255

>>58669266

>>58669255
What mean?

>>58669312
Fuck yeah Bloody Roar 5.

>>58669255
Who fucking cares? The company went bankrupt. The short interest does not matter.
It’s hilarious how bbbytards post stuff and then sockpuppet enthusiasm like it actually means something, but as soon as you read it you realize it’s from years ago and has nothing to do with their shares magically coming back.
This has nothing, absolutely nothing, to do with GameStop. Jannies is your job really that tough or do you allow this to continue on purpose?
Off topic. Only relevant to those who lost all their money on a delisted bankrupt towel store, and it’s too late to help them out of their terrible investment which is never coming back. I don’t even feel bad for them anymore. AMC should have been an example to learn from, but some are just incapable of making it

>>58669308
pretty sure that's a crawdad not a lobster you shouldnt fry living lobsters like that anyway anon lobsters have feels like humans do
>>58669255
>"Interesting," says the 1PBTID as he posts a Twitter screenshot
this has zero impact on anything just like every other Interesting Twitter Screenshot

>>58669308
fuck u asshole

Is anyone else thinking it’s unironically over?

>>58669336
It's not over, but looks like we might have to wait another 3 years before something happens again.

>>58669328
Why was JPM not including RCs board picks on this email? They included every board member except for his picks. Reminder that RC is the CEO of GameStop so I’d say this is slightly topical. Does JPM have a vendetta against Ryan cohen? Bbby aside, it does seem like JPM is intentionally messing with RC. Thoughts?

>>58669255
Reminder that it is NOT OKAY to talk about this or you WILL go to prison and the government WILL confiscate your GME shares

>>58669328
This anon gets it. Jannies need to SHUT IT DOWN right now. Don't you even think of discussing this subject you filthy go--GameStoppers.

>>58668649
>>58668666
give us a taste of what you have so we know it's real. Do you want to be remembered as Publix anon, or Publix FTD Anon? Will you be forwarding the shopping list to Gamestop so they can fulfill all orders?

>>58669255
neat

No posts for hours but the moment bbby comes up he’s screaming. Kek.

>>58669255
>Regards

>>58669350
Stop noticing things
>>58669345
Oy vey jpm discussing the CEO of GameStop isn’t topical SHUT IT DOWN!

>>58669328
Relax buddy. Forget about the damn towel stock for a minute and look at his as JPM intentionally trying to fuck over RC. That's the takeaway here. And yes its relevant to GameStop because RC is the CEO, and fuckery against him should not be tolerated.

>>58669350
That's just a coincidence. Stop it right this instant or you WILL lose your GME shares!

>>58669345
>begging jannie
kill yourself

I'm getting sleepy. Anyone else sleepy?

Another reminder that I'm going to keep swing trading this, stockpiling near-zero cost basis shares, selling covered calls on those shares, and using the premiums and excess cash to buy more shares to repeat the process-
and literally nothing you say can stop me.
I'm going to keep doing it.
And I'm going to laugh as the stock either craters to pennies and I own the entire float, or goes to the moon and I become a gorillionaire with no plan to do anything at all with the money.
Stay incandescently mad, downies, jeets, hedgies, and other retards.

>>58669332
The lobster (JPM) made its choice. Soon we'll dine on bisque and lobster sandos.

>>58669334
(You)

Without even thinking about towels if you just consider the fact that that email literally names the chairman, ceo and president of GameStop would make it relevant to gme. Surely no one would argue against that.

>>58669345
you are so annoying every thread dude holy shit it is directly the specific way you and you alone post that turns me and i assume everyone off to whatever you are saying.
you specifically are such an insufferable prick that i have to assume you are someone's little brother because you have the same energy as a little brother who is trying to be annoying because that's the only way they get attention
and for the record, no, youre wrong, as has been explained to you countless times, you lost money buying bbby. you couldve bought gme and made money. your money is gone. it's not coming back. any and all of your definition-of-unhinged theories- that you spam every thread- at best benefit gamestop and gme holders alone. no one who ever held bbby will ever benefit from any of the theories you post because bed bath and beyond is bankrupt. those shares do not exist. you and every other sucker who followed the twitter hype lost money and you are never getting that money back.
bed bath and beyond at best is only valuable as far as how it might possibly, theoretically, help gamestop from a financial standpoint. that is the only use anyone could ever get out of bed bath and beyond now because the company has gone bankrupt.
people have tolerated you and your spam for long enough yet you insist on doubling down and being as insufferable as possible

Has it ever occurred to you that your actions make these threads not enjoyable for others? Do you think people enter /gme/ and look forward to seeing you arguing and insulting and being disingenuous?
i used to not care at all whenever bbby shit got posted, unrelated to gamestop as it may be. it is DIRECTLY BECAUSE OF YOU that has turned me against all bbby posting, and i am confident others feel the same way.
I hope the /bbby/ threads arent some containment thread for that topic, i hope theyre some containment thread for you specifically. you are an asshole and i have never once enjoyed reading anything you ever posted.

Not one of RC’s board picks was included in that email. I think that’s an uh oh stinky if I’ve ever seen one. Surely Jpm wasn’t engaged in any illegal activity with the board of bbby.

>>58669359
JANNIES HELP HELP HE'S BEING OFF TOPIC

>>58669372
I'm not reading your novel faggot

>58669372
Kek.

>>58669372
dude calm down
there's nothing wrong with the bbby schizo

>>58669372

>>58669376
What are you hinting at with pic rel?
What does one have to do with the other?

>>58669380
He's right though, there's no fair or legal reason for an acquisition to unfairly benefit one party.

>>58669368
no, not everything ryan cohen does is relevant to gme. just the other day ryan cohen hotboxed his own car with stinky bean burrito BRAAAAAPS is that relevent to gme? or what about his APPLE stock position, does that matter too?

i almost want to think the bbby spammers are some meta-layered shill campaign, where maybe there is something interesting about bed bath and beyond to look at, but the spammers go out of their way to intentionally portray everything related to bbby as insufferable. you all intentionally spam the threads and actually unironically talk about a jewish global conspiracy and shit. you or you all immediately ruin any good grace anon might give you by being as unapproachable as possible, then you actively berate anyone who disagrees with you. THEN you go out of your way to insinuate people who didnt buy bbby during twitter fomo are dumb and you are the only smart one in the room.

>>58669379
>>58669380
>>58669381
>>58669382
case in point. never once have i ever seen you or you all ever just take a single post to admit any wrong doing. youve never engaged in any meaningful conversation. You come to our threads, post the exact same spam, talk about global jewish conspiracies, rile up everyone, and make unauthentic arguments.
THE WAY YOU TALK TO OTHERS IS THE SOLE REASON PEOPLE DONT LIKE YOU HERE
AND INSTEAD OF CHANGING YOU DOUBLE DOWN
i used to not care, now i just filter anything you post. i actually dont come by these threads as much because the fun and joy is taken out EVERY THREAD by you specifically. You have done more to ruin /gme/ than any other anon or poster ever. Good fucking job. I might go to the /trash/ threads where the anime weebs talk about hentai and shit unironically. At the very least the coomers and gooners are willing to engage and talk about gme and try to be a positive influence in each other's lives. Anyone that comes to /gme/ isnt having a positive experience, theyre seeing YOU SPECIFICALLY bring everyone down.

I wonder what shape their damage control will take now.

Someone needs a nappie

Caring about how others see you here of all places. Nigger this is my toilet and my turds are the truth. He must be the “thread engagement” glownigger from the other day.

>>58669381
>there's nothing wrong with the bbby schizo
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>58669411
>He must be the “thread engagement” glownigger from the other day.
No that's me and you guys are 100% downies.

>>58669403
maybe you should just leave, man
bbby schizo contributes more here than you ever have anyway

>58669413

>>58669408
im actually about to go to bed after a long day. /GME/ used to be a fun place to unwind and have some laughs while learning about whatever the lastest GME happening was. For anyone who has been as unfortunate as I have to be in these threads since the beginning, I can say with 100% certainty the current /GME/ meta is the lamest, most toxic it has ever been. This shit isn't fun anymore. Enjoy the low energy toxic weekend threads. Goonight all and fuck off spammers this is a thread for GME not your bankrupt stock
>>58669405
>>58669411
here you fucking go again. no, I am saying YOUR SPECIFIC ACTIONS ARE WHAT DRIVE PEOPLE TO NOT LIKE YOU. And you just keep doing it. Maybe you really, truly, unironically have some sort of autism. The way you behave is causing people to reject your message and actively not like you. If you cant acceot this criticism than you might also be a narcissist.

If JPM was eager to fuck over one stock because of RC's involvement, then you can bet they'd try to fuck over GameStop too.

>>58669417
Neat selfie.

>58669421
I don’t care whether people like me. I’m not paid to be here.

>>58669421
>YOUR SPECIFIC ACTIONS ARE WHAT DRIVE PEOPLE TO NOT LIKE YOU.
everyone likes him except you dude

>>58669403
>i actually dont come by these threads as much because the fun and joy is taken out EVERY THREAD by you specifically.

Nigger shut the fuck up you are the problem currently I hope the bbby toweljihad drives again in their 89 Tacomas with the 50 cal mounted in the back and styles on your 2 digit share stack

>>58669421
>Maybe you really, truly, unironically have some sort of autism. The way you behave is causing people to reject your message and actively not like you. If you cant acceot this criticism than you might also be a narcissist.

Go long on a mirror holy fuck

>>58669405
It seems they’ve decided on walls of text and screeching. Very nice.

>>58669426
Stop, you’re not letting him manufacture his narrative. He’s gonna stop liking you.

let's agree that BBBY is superior to GME

First covered calls this week thanks for the inspiration retards

>>58669428
You love to see it. Interestingly the prime id I clocked earlier(h6DJshEh) hasn’t graced us with a wall of text of his own.

>>58668649
some clarity

>>58669433
It's not, the only hope BBBY has is to be converted into GME in the most blatant display of failure of fidicuary duty (meaning it'll be blocked) or spun off into a new ticker.

>>58669442
cope more dude :-/
BBBY is bae

>>58669343
lmao they excluded RC and Rc's board picks

the photo i just posted was the same year (2022) but several months earlier.

Reminder that watamelon has been coopted by glowniggers to fit in to /GME/.

>>58669422
Checked

>>58669427
Kekked

>>58669433
Checked and shrekked. I have only a small bag of towels but a nice comfy stack of book GME.

>>58669453
>distraction
What did he mean by this ?

Is it true BBBY holders will be getting $934.00 per share after tax?

>>58669428
>>58669427
>>58669426
>>58669424
you use multiple IDs to give a false sense of consensus. You might be one person or several I dont know. What I do know is you are disingenuous and you are the reason these threads arent as fun as they used to be.
You specifically are the cancer in these threads. Enjoy talking to yourself endlessly while posting twitter screenshots and constantly changing goalposts.

Gamestop and Bed Bath and Beyond are completely different companies. GME is a good investment, BBBY cannot be invested in because they went bankrupt. Gamestop is profitable, billions in cash, and has plans to grow their business in this new modern era. Bed Bath and Beyond went bankrupt. The people who bought BBBY because someone on twitter told them to, lost money. The people who researched GME and came to the conclusion they should buy the stock are doing fine and dandy because GME is a good investment. BBBY does not exist anymore because it is bankrupt. And there is one guy or a group of people dedicated to making every /GME/ thread hostile while they spam a forced and inaccurate association between GME and BBBY.

>>58669456
I can deal with any amount of sliding and narrative shaping, but coopting watamelon went too far. It’s personal now.

I still refuse to believe anyone could be this dense.

>>58669470
Just go to bed, my sleepy little boy.

>>58668333
Checked
>>58668353
Interesting

>>58669470
Please take note that RC tried to buy the company for 400 million in december 2022? Please take note that a current board memeber of GME (larry Cheng) who also helped RC build chewy, went onto theppshow, where the primary purpose is to discuss bbby. Please take note that the most prestigious M&A software suite known as pitchbook listed bbby as sold in january 2023.
Please take note that RC made a tweet a month later "hey government stop shooting down my balloons".
Please take note.

>>58669470
Nigger the trees are right here plain as fucking daylight to see with your God given eyes
>>58669255
>>58669453
But tell me there was never and will never be a forest

>>58669477
I’m disgusted by you greedy jews

>>58669456
>>58669471
>>58669472
>>58669474
nope, you frame everyone who challenges you or disagrees with you or likes you as some conspiracy paid shill whatever. I've been a Hololive fan longer than GME threads have existed. The truth is YOUR ACTIONS ALONE is causing people to not like you. You have only yourself to blame.
You also have yourself to blame for wasting money on bbby- which went bankrupt- when you could've just bought GME, which is actually a great company to invest in. People invest in GME because it is a good company. People invested in BBBY because theyre weak willed and easily swayed by emotions and that's precisely how wall street took advantage of losers like you who lost money on bbby

>>58668353
well here the fun thing, redditor will buy call NOW with inflated price, best case scenario they aren't retarded and still own share, worse case they are indebted to 20K to their sister and become meltdowie.
Either case they will have burned their money and not buy the call for basicaly free when the hype die down and Hedgie are patiently farming max pain.

>>58668846
No.
The universe teaches us to let go of what isn't important.
If you don't hold on to the things that matter, you will be left with nothing.

>>58669255
Hello Chief…

>>58669490
There is no way in hell he will engage with this post.

Not impressed by you goys. Disclose the money ryan filthy kike

I'm sure I'm slow on this one but holy fuck

https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/1dm7vqa/new_evidence_shows_jpm_contacting_bbby_board/

>58669504
>People don't like you
Oh no. Anyway.

I don't care whether or not you bought towels. I don't care which thesis ends up being correct. I'm just here to shitpost and pass the time until I have enough money to start a sex cult on a 5000 acre ranch somewhere in the Dakotas.

So, is there any updates on the RC vs DFV civil war?
Why the fuck are so many gme boards suddenly flooded with anti-moass RC shills trying to say slow stock climbs that'll only pay of a little bit better than the economy-destroying nuke we've all been paying 3 years for?

Ryan is gearing up to splurge the $4 billion on graded Pokemon cards. Are you ready GME bros, we are about to have the biggest graded shiny Charizard collection in the world.

>>58669548
there's no civil war you gossipy little weirdo. DFV explicitly stated in his stream that he believes in RC raising capital to fundamentally transform the business. get a life instead of needlessly speculating about people who already are set forever

>>58669548
For the same reason they don't want you to discuss one specific thing to the point that very organic posters in this very thread won't even engage with discussion except to attack posters who attempt to discuss this one specific thing.

They don't want you to be comfy knowing that corporate action is coming to end the chicanery. They want you demoralized and focused on swinging for meager gains so that when they run the price up just prior to corporate action you sell all your shares.

>58669548
There is no civil war faggot. It’s the latest psyop attempt to try and fud holders.

>>58669544
I like you, WAGMI

>>58669566
:)
<3

>>58669556
Holy shit look at this. $243 bucks for this beast. We made it GME bros.

>>58669471
The year is 2026. The price of GameStop is $6 quintillion dollars per share.
>I don't understand. Why won't they sell?
>We're not sure sir but it seems to have something to do with watermelons.
>Waterwhat?
>Melons, sir.

>>58669544
>a sex cult on a 5000 acre ranch somewhere in the Dakotas
Checked, seeing all of the outlandish things the autists do with their riches will be exciting to see

>>58669581
Someone with the money buy all of it to pump GME.

>>58669585
There are going to be so many Toyota Siennas on the road it’s going to be unreal

>>58669544
Actually, what would be the best way to structure a sex cult?
You'd definitely need someone to become the charismatic figurehead, a set of rules to regulate people away from getting Too stupid, and some mystical bullshit to encourage people to work together rather than fuck each other over.
Both the ideal and Worst possible figurehead is actually a pretty women, ideal because it'd make it the easiest to get other women to join and actuall follow the cult's rules, worst because she's also highly likely to get a big ego and think she knows how to actually run the cult.

>>58669561
also, he basically wrote the playbook of a potential GME future. see >>58669453
>cut the bleeding
>opportunistically repurchasing shares
what is he doing with GME? Closing unprofitable stores
what happens when they push GME stock price low? Perhaps he repurchases shares?
Imagine he buys back the entire dilution at $15 or less. GME is back to original float numbers and makes $1 billion+ in 3 months

>>58669598
You'd need a woman to handle recruiting. All the best sex cults have women recruiters.

The best way to go about it is to position yourself in cult lore as the fleshy incarnation of the divine or at the very least the chosen messenger. Then you make up some bullshit High Priestess position for your female recruiter to occupy.

The High Priestess will obey you as she simply wants to be the highest status female in the hierarchy though you may have to concede some privileges. If you are cunning you can eliminate competition and satisfy the High Priestess by granting her supreme mating privileges with the male recruits.

It would be best to invent some sort of trial or vigorous competition for the male recruits to endure. This focuses their masculine efforts on competing with each other instead of you for access to the females.

The loyalty of the High Priestess is thus secured because she is getting first access to the top males in addition to her elevated social status.

>>58669616
Excellent point. Have you ever thought of joining a sex cult?

>>58669641
Finally, some good DD

>>58669591

Can't believe I spent $1,000 on a sealed Pokemon XY Evolutions box during covid.

>>58669641
This nigga fucks, what’s the ROI? Like for a sex cult? Do they pay membership directly in cash or gifts?

>>58669641
Hmmm, there's tons of fish in the sea. Maybe I could make a web based reality show full of dumb zoomers that don't know any better due to neglectful parents. Get my retarded underlings some pussy, I get to use their money to life a life of luxury. I'll have to be sure to push wholesome values while degrading people on purpose so they don't notice me abusing people for personal profit and sex.

What should I call it? Fishtank?

>>58669666
Checked, Satan.
You can do whatever you want. Make them keep a normal job and give 10-80% their pay to you.

Fuck I think that old Jew guy Sam Hyde already had this idea. He even LARPs as anti-zionist while practicing kaballah and hating white people.

>>58669666
Checked and that part isn't any different from your run-of-the-mill cult.

Your recruits should sell all their possessions and donate all their money to the cult. It's very important to make up some mystic bullshit about untethering yourself from a fallen world. People will only part with their money if they think they're getting something better in return.

In addition to the immediate financial benefits this has the added benefit of increasing cult fanaticism because your followers have personally invested in it.

You might from time to time snag a recruit with a substantial amount of money. Perhaps a trust fund recipient. But most of your followers will not have much wealth. Therefore the bulk of their time should be dedicated to productive activity. Of course your cultists should be tending to crops and livestock as their top priority, however they can also be used in various profit-seeking endeavors to bolster the cult coffers. I do not recommend making novelty complaint department fake grenades. That did not end well for the last sex cult that tried it. Stick to woodworking.

All in all you should not expect your sex cult to be financially profitable. The majority of the cost is in setting it up: land, facilities, etc. But if that initial cost is covered you should be able to be self-sufficient come what may in the outside world.

>>58669680
This anon knows sex cults

It's all going to crash to zero after the 26th isn't it....
https://www.fool.com/investing/2024/06/22/3-reasons-to-buy-nvidia-stock-before-june-26/

>>58669713
Trust me, I've watched it develop over the past year. The reason their activities are hidden and out of the public is because they know people can see through it, so they psycopathically lie/obfuscate it publicly.

>wait, you took a 22 year old incompetent girl, who was already a grooming and rape victim, groomed her more, pimped her to your buddies, gave her drugs, used her to milk simps to donate to your own investment scam, and you're saying you're the good guy? So you can eat more restaurant food and buy another sports car? While claiming you're a champion of the alt-right?

Lmao. The shit is so obvious even the most devious snakes can't hide nowadays. God bless the internet. Can't forget animal abuse and taking advantage of a 501c3 charity animal rescue for profit..

>>58669735
I'm so tired...

>58669641
>male recruits
So tiresome

>>58669755
Someone has to grow the beets, anon. If you set up your sex cult expecting women to do manual labor you're gonna have a bad time.

>>58669641
What the fuck am I reading

>>58669735
had a friend that only invest in his 401k text me the other day saying he bought into nvdia. it really is the beginning of the end. fun fact: nvidia was the company to replace enron in the s&p 500 after it collapsed.

>>58669765
They shouldn't have given me three years to prepare for having money.

>>58669735
>>58669770
It's only a matter of time before the AI bubble pops. It's built entirely on speculation from people that really don't understand AI at all.

>>58669770
Your friend is the designated wreckage brother

>>58669772

>>58669777
Lmfao what the fuck is going on in this thread

I am drunk. My cost average was 100 shares at $31. Then I bought another 100 shares at $21. Now my average is $27. If the price drops to $10 I will buy $3000 worth of shares. I no longer care about the share price. All I want is 1000 shares. And I hope they short it to oblivion so I can get it cheap.

>>58669779

>>58669777
Checked.

>>58669785
uhhh BASED

>>58669777
Checked

Be honest baggie bros, would you let Cohen MOASS in your boypussy?

From the downie sub. Why in the world would a bunch spiteful faggots who claim to hate gme be reading every document from the lawsuit for bbby? Why didn’t Sue trust Ryan?

Cat gametubers on caturday.

>>58669774
Unfortunately until the GPU demand bubble pops people will keep buying up NVDA. Fucking AMD or Tenstorrent pls hurry.