/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58660785
All this retard needed to do was withdrawing his crypto to monero and then pretend to loss the seed key

>>58660785
lool that has gotta be fake

>>58660785
>r3ddit
>us
>posting this shit-tier retard thread
kill yourself shitskin

>>58661139
Every single post like that and anything on r/amitheasshole are writing experiments / writing practice, even all the cuck ones.
More engagement means the homosexual thinks he's a better writer.
Do not engage.

>>58661140
>im superior and white and aryan for browsing this online forum while you are a shitskin for browsing that other online forum

>>58661134
I don't think you "losing" sensitive data holds any water in a court of law anon.

>>58661367
Unironically? Yeah

>>58660785
We are being tested, for sure.

>>58661139
Remember all the suicides going down with LUNA's downfall two-ish years ago? Aaaall the depression in this board after the 3 years of endless red candles and Bobo/doomposting. A lot of people are THIS retarded. Way more than you realize.

>>58661171
who "practices" writing like that

i thought fabricated stories like the ones in aitas were just to farm karma

>>58660785
why am I not surprised coming from reddit?

>>58661384
KEK

>>58661368
>Judge asks to see your monero account
Yeah, no, good luck proving that I actually have any money

>>58661384
It's not like 4chan is the best trusth place on the intrnet

>>58660785
Good riddance, I was looking for the most retarded guy in all of biz, and guess what?
you've earned the top award! congratz

>>58660785
That would never happen to me because i hold my agrs stacks on a cold wallet, which i store in a safe, in a private room that needs my fingerprints to open. Even if the IRS were to get me they would never find it and after i serve my due time i would come back to be unfathomably rich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0lN0w5HVT8

Thread theme btw

>>58661367
yes, thank you for summarizing it for me

>>58661367
uh huh sounds about right

>>58661386
you do know that thanks to the shitty gta 6 leak there has been a lot of work done to be able to track monero transactions right? it wont be long until the feds have tools to know if you have money even if you yourself hid it

>>58661367
>Believes in superiority while having to move her fat tits to get close to the computer

>>58660785
KEK nah man he's cooked

>>58661436
>her
imma correct you here anon there are no women on biz

>>58661140
why don't you do what you really know how to do, make me a curry rice ?fucking moron.

>>58661423
CUM CRUISER
HOW WET IS YOUR PUSSY EXACTLY?
MAN, SHUT THE FUCK UP NERD
PUMPED UP BY MY WHITE FAT COCK
YOU GF'S PUSSY TASTES LIKE MY CUM
I ACTUALLY BEAT A NERD
TO DEATH

>>58661448
I did not mean mammary glands
i was talking about FAT boobs from a fat crap trying to be a man

>>58661423
>implying the irs wouldn't just demolish your "private room" and safe to get their hands in your shitty ass cold wallet
you think trezor is safe enough against the top institution that makes money for the state? hahahaha

>>58661434
Good luck proving that legally without entirely blowing up one of the most useful backdoors ever

>>58661461
a-anon thats still a man

>>58661448
did someone told *women?
WHERe?

>>58661423
Wrong. Everybody knows what biz's thread themes sound like. https://youtu.be/iVcg5pk0Hy0?t=519

>>58661423
>holding your shitcoins in a cold wallet
>price dumps 10% in two minutes because it's a shitcoin
>"FUCK FUCK FUCK" anon says shitting his pants, getting dressed and hopping into his car to his bank to fetch his wallet
>checks phone during inevitable traffic
>another 10% out, wiped, ceases to exist
>"NOOOOOOO FUCK YOU OBAMA YOU FUCKING NIGGER" anon yells out his window in delusion
>actual niggers start shooting at him
>anon manages to avoid getting shot without even realizing he was getting shot
>arrives at bank
>60 Karens in line, 3 hour wait minimum
>checks phone again, alarms belling and ringing, over 50% of his shitcoin's liquidity has been wiped out
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" he yells on his knees in the middle of the bank
>gets kicked out for schizo behavior

>>58661503
if you aren't burying your wallets in your backyard you are doing it wrong.

>>58661386
Authorities can examine your property and devices when the judge obviously figures out in about a second or two how much of a coincidence it is for all that money to suddenly vanish with no key in sight lol

>>58661503
>>58661506
Something similar happened to me in 2021 or so during the pandemic, right before btc started mega pumping it had a few weeks of pretty severe dumping and I couldn't for the life of me find my wallet. Wanted to hang myself for a little bit.

>>58661513
>Authorities can examine your property and devices
So what... Why would you even leave any trace on your devices or property. At that point everything should be gone

>>58660785
Lmao retard using Coinbase and a bank account when he could use Monero and buy prepaid cash cards and gift cards.

The govt wouldn't know a thing.

>>58661455
you got one sick dick, bitch

>>58661367
Now you're getting it

>Judge sniggering while reading out portfolio
>Lawyer had to use a piece of paper to cover his grin
It's so over...