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hair transplant for your nw3
surgery to fix your droopy eyelid
surgery to augment your chin
surgery to straight your nose
surgery to advance your jaw

>> No.58661008

>>58660988
So you don’t have to work anymore and interact with people who see you as less because of your genetic shortcomings duh

>> No.58661053

>>58660988
All of that is no more than 100k, and that's with the best (and most overpriced) surgeons you can get.
>hair transplant
10k
>droopy eyelids
blepharoplasty is no more than 10k you could even get supraorbital and suborbital implants + blepharoplasty for 20k
>nose
Don't know, in most cases it's a retarded surgery
>chin
Sliding genioplasty is no more than 10k
>jaw
You can even get bimax for 20-30k in Italy. You can get a jaw implant to fix your chin and jaw angles for around 20k
Overall 70k and that's with invasive and overpriced surgery. 50k for implants + whatever you pay for a rhinoplasty. Just admit you're a poorfag.
>t. getting jaw and suborbital implants this year

>> No.58661059

>>58660988
>surgery to fix your droopy eyelid
i actually kinda need this as have a slightly lazy eye Sadge

>> No.58661072

>>58661053
lots of pain and struggle while some tards just born handsome

>> No.58661077

>>58661059
mine looks like thom yorke or even worse, congenital

>> No.58661081

>>58661072
That's life boyo, I know it sucks but I want to get a couple of years of normal life before hitting the male wall

>> No.58661105

>>58661077
you gonna get surgery or leave it? im on the fence

>> No.58661110

>>58660988
The point of money is being able to pay for those surgeries dummy

>> No.58662018

>>58660988
and how are you gonna afford all that without money?

>> No.58662591

>>58660988
When you have money you don't need any of those things. Unless you make money from being attractive, which you don't.

>> No.58664338

>>58660988
for that I simply prefer to hang myself and see if I'm more handsome in my next life, if I make profits at least I want to use them for something useful, I mean I already made progress with the purchase of my car with kendu inu, and if I want to have bitches I can always lie that I'm a millionaire
imagine spending thousands for a facial upgrade lmao

>> No.58664946

>>58660988
>>58661053
i was just about to say that, im currently sitting in the comfy 8 figs and i would have to sell only 10% of my agrs bags to get most of these, maybe even less
the point of money IS to get these types of things that you could never get otherwise

>> No.58664951

>>58660988
All of these are just frugal shit that you will not care for in 20 years. And some of them will even give you health problems down the line. Just accept who you are and move on

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58664953

>>58661077
I think that even makes it an uglyhot.

>> No.58664954

>>58661053
based doctoranon

>> No.58664962

>>58660988
It was easier to inject air on yourself

>> No.58664965

>>58662591
that's a paradox tho because if you're hot, then you make money and you dont need money to be hot because you always were from the start

>> No.58664967

>>58664946
what the fuck are you doing on /biz when you're rich, is your life seriously that boring that you need validation from the shittiest place on the internet?

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>>58661077
based, you could sport a look like this

>> No.58664973

>>58660988
Worse is having an extra nipple and no money to stop being a freaking weirdo when it comes to going to the beach, by this time I've spent every summer alone.

>> No.58664975

>>58664967
This is the best place of the Internet if you don’t see that you NGMI

>> No.58664985

>>58664953
It's like you can't lie to me
hunchback of notre dame...yes or no

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58664993

>>58664985
d-daddy? yes d-daddy?

>> No.58665838

>>58660988
>Bro just waste a shit ton of money to look better for sociopathic normies that only think about themselves
>Bro trust me you will get hella hoes
Actual pathetic, fragile mentality.

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>>58661053
I look more or less like dude and I got a 7/10 gf. Why should I throw away 100k to look "better"? People that have this kind of ugly shit done to their body look horrible by the time they hit 40 anyway.

>> No.58665846

>>58662591
/thread

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58665853

>You WILL throw away your features and twist your image to appease others and feel accepted

no

>> No.58665866

>>58661053
what's the point