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and then the TESLA baggies said
>ITS NOT A CAR COMPANY ITS A ROBOT COMPANY 25 TRILLION MARKET CAP COMING

>> No.58637421

>>58637182
>TSLA baggies -30% YTD
Yes daddy elon here's your 44bn, thank you!!

>> No.58638125

>>58637182
yes, and?

Elon's the greatest CEO of our time. he's the only one that's gonna pull it off.

>> No.58638150

>>58638125
he's an aggressive asshole who's good at leaving his companies alone and letting more competent people run then, all he did was acquire.

>> No.58638169

>>58638150
He’s a natural born bullshit artist and that can carry you a long way. Especially in the U.S. as it stands now. Pound for pound, adjusted for resources available to them, Americans are the dumbest mother fuckers that have ever existed.

>> No.58638201

>>58637182
THEY FUCKING VOTED TO GIVE HIM 50B
WHAT

>> No.58638209

>>58637421
tsla baggies are like linkies, you can teach them to invest, you can tell them the data, you can show them real time proof of agrs, rndr, ont, matic, avax, and another 10 different tokens outperforming their bags and they will still find a way to make an argument about how awesome elon or sergey are and how they're all going to make it in some unspecified timeframe

>> No.58638213
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>>58638125
>>58638169
Really? Defending Elon Musk? After every bullshit move he's pulled?

>> No.58638214

>>58637182
i'll just say GO tesla, and go musk

>> No.58638216

>>58638169
well that is true elon is a maginific con artist, he's like the jimmy mcgill/saul goodman of tech

>> No.58638225
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daily reminder that elon has been dumping your bags for 2 years straight

>> No.58638226
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>>58638125
Are you retarded? that's really lame if you think so...no one is spared any longer

>> No.58638227

>>58637182
fuck tesla and electric cars....
just won 25k on sharkroll and bought fcking dodge v8

>> No.58638234
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meanwhile SOL outperformed you

>> No.58638238

>>58637182
However, musk and tesla did not win it all, but we'll see

>> No.58638241
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>>58638225
>>58638234
Ton outperformed you

>> No.58638242

>>58638234
holy shit even the sol chart looks like a shitcoin

>> No.58638243

>>58638213
the fact that so many people still defend the guy speaks volumes of the state of this world, men would rather follow a richfag dude who made his money from daddy's emerald apartheid mines and continuously makes a fool of himself than look for role models that represent values a human being should have
at the end of the day elongated muskrat is just another autistic idiot who got made early in life and has been lucking it out ever since

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>>58638169
if you are from usa
surely you support an insane billionaire
you're probably frying your cereal and then getting stuck in a mc donald's.
daddy trump in his delusional little way supporting anything that will generate a war.
and you still think you are superior?
no shit

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>>58638150
now say it but without crying

>> No.58638249

>>58638201
Incredibly, no one noticed before...

>> No.58638250

>>58638238
KEK

>> No.58638251

>>58638213
>>58638243
I certainly wouldn't call myself a defender of Musk since I'm really sure what there is to defend but SpaceX just safely returned 4 astronauts from the ISS and the next day launched 4 more to the station, which as far as I know is a first. Him buying Twitter is a non-story for me. Twitter has about 200 million daily users which isn't much compared to facebooks almost 2 billion daily users.
Not having to rely on the Russians for rides to space is a bigger deal for me. That, plus the fact he's managed to some what disrupt the auto industry to a point where most manufactures are making EVs which is nice for the environment.
Basically, I'd like to have a livable planet in my senior years or at least some way to get off this rock if it all goes to hell. Which was my opinion pre Tesla/SpaceX.
>Defend him? Nah Do I appreciate the effort/work he does? Yes

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>>58638209
These are the same people that claim that Bitcoin, somehow, does it on "purpose" (dumping right as LINK begins to pump). It's mental illness and they should not be allowed to neither trade or post on this board.

>> No.58638257

>>58638251
Okay sure. But remember, none of those achievements are his own. And there's people out there doing a far better job than him in every single way, he just has more resources. I seriously hope Altman eventually sues him for slander and teaches him a lesson

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>>58638227
I just want a waifu to cuddle me at night and wake me up with a hot coffee, so yeah, fuck the rest, you can be a simple man.

>> No.58638262

>>58637182
Wow it's like Melon Cuck adapts with the times and understood not many actually cared about his cybertruck venture and Tesla car sales are decreasing because the new flashy toy for corny wealth babies is Bugattis.
>>58638234
>>58638241
This is a TSLA thread not an irrelevant scammer shitcoin thread. Get out, obsessed freaks

>> No.58638263

>>58638257
>And there's people out there doing a far better job than him in every single way
like who?

>> No.58638268
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>>58638225
>>58638234
>>58638241
AGRS outperformed you

>> No.58638270

>>58638225
WOOOAH WOAHHHH THE BEST STOCK EVER, WE'RE GETTING OUT OF THE EARTH WITH THIS ONE (fire emoji) (fire emoji) (fire emoji)
pussy in bio

>> No.58638271

>>58637182
I still can't say the X without getting nauseous, what did you do, musk?

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>>58638209
>AGRS
Wouldn't be surprised if he pulls something similar with an update to Grok. Of course it wont' work and it'd be half assed at best but don't let him get his grubby hands on the concept of Logic Based Programming. He'll go insane and try to copy it no matter what.

>> No.58638275

>>58638125
we love our country :3

>> No.58638276

>>58638262
and there it is, the good old fashioned cope coming from TSLA baggies when they realize even scammer shitcoins fare better in the market than their make believe sci-fi tech company that all it does is blow up rockets and fill our planet with debris that will be impossible to retrieve in 10 years causing irreparable damage

>> No.58638278

>>58638255
>It's mental illness and they should not be allowed to neither trade or post on this board.
if you take /biz/ away from these individuals they will unironically kill themselves in droves. I'm not kidding I'm 100% confident they'll go fucking crazy without this board to shitpost on.

>> No.58638279

>>58638150
THANKS FOR MENTIONING IT

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>>58638209
>Mentioned AVAX
>Mentioned MATIC
Your argument and post are now invalid, thank you for participating in the discussion but you may leave now.

>> No.58638282

>>58638263
Boeing.

>> No.58638355

>>58638243
all brokies blame luck for their failures. Elon is the greatest entrepreneur of our time, i'd rather defend him than a loser crab bucket mental handicap like yourself.

>> No.58638361

>>58638243
it doesnt matter that he is a cringe retard
he still runs shit
i would respect him more if he had a nice physique tho

>> No.58638378

>>58638150
great men inspire a following of good men who do the work. If you had Elon's wealth no one would work for you because you got the charisma and mental of an incel.

>> No.58638395

>>58638243
Yep.
The real wealth is in actual blood money assets.
There is a reason tesla will never reach the pure power that the jp automobile industry has.

>> No.58640669

>>58638243
>who made his money from daddy's emerald apartheid mines
imagine being retarded enough to believe this lmao