/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58594144
buy the rumor sell the news always playing out

>>58594144
just checked their reddit, i cannot believe the cult and cringe I'm seeing lmao. How are they not embarrassed to death

>>58594144
but I'm still up.

>>58594191
When does his options expire? Today?

>>58594191
It's plebbit.

>>58594144
I WANT A FUCKING REFUND AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!
ON THE PHONE WITH MY LAWYER AS WE SPEAK I'M SUING THE FUCK OUT OF GAMESTOP FUCK THIS I FUCKING HATE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>58594144
>make every need a billionaire
They were thinking trillionaire but you got the basic idea

>>58594207
it's like cultists waiting for Jesus to appear and seeing signs everywhere

Are you guys stupid or just shills? GME is now full aware that the squeeze is coming and is telling you that right in your apeface. They want to be able to sell 75 M stonks INTO THE SQUEEZE to profit from the short HF!

You have to release the pressure sometime, if not, you will just have book profit. GME needs the cash to transform their business!!!

Ryan wants to see them bleed as much as we are, thats why he needs the ammo.

Just lean back and let them cook!

GME will reach Mars, Jupiter and URanus soon!

SQUEEZE IS COMING SQUEEZE IS COMING SQUEEZE IS COMING SQUEEZE IS COMING SQUEEZE IS COMING SQUEEZE IS COMING SQUEEZE IS COMING SQUEEZE IS COMING SQUEEZE IS COMING in 3...2...1...

>>58594202
21st

BBBY 2.0

>>58594300
Two more weeks.

>>58594300
>Ryan
Team jew yesssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

ABSOLUTELY RUGGED

LMAOOOOO

>>58594314
actually, in two more weeks it'll start the two week timer

>>58594202
literally 2 more weeks.

any time the stock goes up, HALT
when there are tons of sell orders, let it tank

>>58594144
Is he drinking that fermented cum from Anon's jar?

This will be back to $13 within 2 weeks

OMG I WANT TO SHOVE A REMOTE IN MY ASS

>>58594300
Please stop, your family loves you and wants you to come back

>>58594412

>wife left him
>down hundreads of millions
>SEC on his ass
>has to pretend he can stomach apes
Kek kitties

4D chess, unironically.
This nigga was performing fucking experiments in the middle of his stream, testing if him saying he would halt it would trigger a halt in trading and it fucking did. When it did, he did it again just to make sure it wasn't a fluke, then again and again.

I believe. This was some 11th dimensional backgammon. If he was going to bullshit he would have come up with better lies and stopped ignoring all financial questions to talk about fucking basketball. Guarantee you there was a lawyer in that room just offscreen. Meme man has a plan. Screencap this post.

>>58594412
Is this your first week of investing? The halts are an automatic function of the exchange GME is traded on. It’s not by design.

>>58594463

>>58594512
THIS IS ME RIGHT NOW

I bought with my entire net worth at $52 yesterday. I just got very drunk and I’m trying to gather the courage to shoot myself. Goodbye apes

>>58594510
yes, its automatic, of course.

>>58594200
Me too. These threads are just shills circle jerking their tiny brown cocks.

>>58594498
>wife left him
?
I don't believe you lol
this mf has half a billion (at least had yesterday)
80m cash
and you're telling me his wife left?

>>58594533
Just wait until the 21st.

>>58594412
welcome to tradfi
all execution done internally, on closed source software from the 80s
no refunds

>>58594546
Do you really not understand how halts work? How new of a bagholder are you, I thought all the pond life learned about halts last time that piece of shit ran

Are there people who really went all in yesterday?

>>58594144
Bros im not selling until I see Ken griffin in jail bros! I still have faith in the system but also know the system is fucked!

LFG hodl trust the plan, trust king jew.

>>58594561
She gets half and doesn't have to live with a cringe redditor and you question that logic?

>>58594638
I wouldn't doubt it.

>>58594653
ok but did she really

>>58594144
Hahaha
Oh no no no!
Definitely couldn't be me
Lol. Lmao even.

DFV FUCKING DO SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So, my brother started getting into this GME stock shit and bought a bunch of shares. Is he fucked?

>>58594562
>of what year this time baggie?

>>58594533
calm down retard

>>58594144
when you realize you squandered 300m on memes, you arent a real stockbroker and you will be joining /biz/ working at maccas

>>58594823
It's only speculation at this point, he wasn't wearing a wedding band on the stream today, but he did in his previous videos.

>>58594638
DCA is not degenerate.

>>58594823
>>58595082
You can look it up online.

>>58594144
So short it. Should be easy money right?

>>58595380
>You can look it up online.
Why Florida? I thought they live in Boston?

I mean good for him though, there’s no way he’s not literally swimming in pussy right now

>>58594561
he's also an alcoholic/drug addicted man child. plus tyrone's album may pop off so she's making the right choice

>>58595622
Not like this roaring pussybros

>>58594931
if he bought EOD yesterday? Yes.

>>58594510
squidwardpointBOT.jpg

>>58594191
These people hold the same mentality of the people who are still talking about a dead bankrupt towel store a year later, there is a big overlap. They are retards with no self awareness.

I cannot wait until they stop spamming this board with their dumb retard shit

>>58595380
Waiting for the "PLEASE SELL BABE" edit

>>58594202
Will he exercise his options and DRS them?

>>58594338
It’s the same price as it was 5 day ago.

>>58594512
What’s the story behind picrel?

>>58594300
Tragic...

>>58595380
Kek she took the money and ran

Seeing retards fall for the same old back of tricks never ceases to amuse. You not only have to not know anything about stonks to not see this coming, but you have to be actively deluded with all kinds of lies and herd-mentality mania. In other words your stonk IQ has to be literally negative, not just retarded but subzero IQ

>>58594144
Folks. We gotta buy more. Come on folks. Show your dedication to the team by buying more. Not everyone gets a chance like this to be a part of something special. This is your chance. This is your place to belong. Buy more. Even just as a prank. Buy more lol.

>>58595932
ryan cohen is once again asking for our financial support

>>58594445
Fraid not

>>58594642

> trust
> jew

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT ANON GOOD ONE.

>>58594191
They'll turn on him and RC by winter when they realize RC has no actual plan and just financially ruined them because he felt obligated to.

>>58594144
MY MONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY

what june will look like.

>>58596630
RC isn't going to bankrupt the company, he doesn't want MOASS either.
He's trying to turn this into another shitty steady rise stock. MOASS is in the way of that plan, thus DILUTE.

>>58594533
Only thing more retarded than shooting yourself after not even losing 50% is shooting yourself after not even losing 50% two weeks before the only guaranteed run up we'll ever have.

>>58595738
you need to be 18 or older to post here

>>58596646
Too bad he doesn't actually have a plan which means he's just fucking over investors for the sake of it.

Clown world.

>>58595622
at least hes not a nigger

>>58596615
Based JC enjoyer

>>58596701
Talks like one

>>58596697
>"livestream finally started and Mr Gill isn't saything... judge for yourself that this guy is a drugged up clown"
based cnbc

>>58596697
hi mom I'm on TV

>>58595637
kek

I wonder if Ryan Cohen has thought about doing literally anything with that video game retailer he bought a few years ago?

>>58595380
Bill Gates spuse... also ran.
In project mayhem, Bill Gates Spouse, also Ran.

>>58596723
(You)

>>58594533

>>58596682
Pretty much.
And all this trying to preserve the financial market will look silly in hindsight when the hedgecucks watch it crash anyway thank to factors from before 19fucking 20.
Any finance cuck trying to hold things together Right now is retarded, the smartest play is to be the first to crash it so you're in position to buy everything at dip and profit as it recovers.

The grim irony of Ape culture is that it has the operative mechanisms of a gambling addiction without actually gambling. See, if it were a gamble, if they were truly betting on something, then there would be some actual odds of winning. Apes like to talk about “high risk and high reward” as a coping mechanism as the mismanaged companies they’re betting on continue to slide out of business, but all framing devices like that assume that the thing you’re betting on can actually happen. The weakest team in the league can, theoretically, pull out a dark horse run and take the cup. That’s a high risk, high reward bet. Apes, on the other hand, with their theories of MOASS, with their Cohencidences and Icahn secret reverse triangle mergers, with their fundamental misunderstanding of how a short sale even works, they’re sitting around a blackjack table convincing each other that there’s a secret rule, that if you hit 31 then the dealer has to give you their entire tray.
So hit me. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me.

>>58596753
NOT ME!

>>58596767
investing is gambling anon.
Literally.
That's part of the design.

>>58596646
you're right, hes going to sit on "billions of dollars" and dilute every time it pumps. then, at the very end, hes gonna issue massive cash bonuses to the board and sell gameshit to the nearest buyer. checkem.

>>58595022
>maccas
Well, at least he is not Australian.

>>58596773
If he does, then he's retarded.
He's literally shown his face as a public figure, and all his action are public.
If he screws the public, he's going to get fucking shot.
The money isn't going with him when he's dead.

>>58596793
You wont do shit retard

>>58594144
Degenerate furry gets what he deserves. But then again, will he recover?

>>58596793
Yeah a billionaire is real scared of what you will think and do after he leaves you holding his stinky bags.

>>58596777
Checked

>>58596793
no one will do anything because no one EVER does anything. Gamestop isnt the only company this man owns and nothing will keep him from dumping a giant pile of shit on whoever wants to buy it from him. Really think about it, what has he done with the company other than use it to hoard investor money? They cant even do that properly because they dump on their own baggies every single time theres a pump. Billions of dollars for what? M&A? Of what companies? For NFT marketplace? The same one that was just shut down and lost them millions of dollars in the process? For their stores that still pay $7.25 and only sell funko pops as a form of revenue? Their entire model is shit and they can't pivot into anything as a money raising opportunity other than pumping the stock price and diluting baggies.

If currentPrice >= averageHoldersAverage {
dilute()
} else {
doNothing()
}

Wtf guys I bought GME at $44 today because it was supposed to be a gamma ramp. I went all in because I’ve been falling behind on the mortgage and everything seemed lined up for this shit to at least 2x today. Now I’m down 40% wtf do I tell my family??? Is there any hope next week? fuck

>>58596833
>no one ever does anything
Really?:
https://www.nytimes.com/article/bob-lee-stabbing-san-francisco.html

>>58596844
>one example
btw that wasn't over the company, its because Lee's friend drugged the dudes sister and they got into a fight over it, which ended in his stabbing. Different than being killed over bad business.

>>58596860
Meh, I'm still convinced that during great depression 2, someone will stab cohen for fucking up their one chance for financial stability in a world run by dumbasses with too much money and no long term thinking.

>>58595082
New Wife Money!

>>58596878
they'll have shot themselves first. See: every bankrupt investor ever. Dont get me wrong, Cohen would deserve it ESPECIALLY if he squanders such a cult following like this.

>>58596878
Not before Ken Griffin get's shot in the face multiple times.

>>58596907
You only need one guy to decide for suicide by cop/bodygaurd and cohen is fucked.

>>58596878
He doesn't care, his security will shoot you before you could shank him.
As far as I'm concerned Cohen has betrayed us though. I sold close to 2000 shares after tha last dilution announcement because I finally saw him for what he is. He tricked us into authorizing GME to issue up to one billion shares, and he'll keep dumping them on us any time it runs up. How many floats were they short? Because he can issue 575 million more shares all while doing nothing to actually turn the company around.

I've noticed that
-people with low share counts bitch and moan after everything that's happening because theyre poor fags
-people with over xxx shares are happy to be on this crazy ride

get more shares you pathetic faggots and stop whining

dead meme stock cultists should invest in rope soon

I dont see why you guys are arguing so much over this I have a simple reason
>They double down
I double down
It's that simple though i gotta admit the pyschotic warfare today was massive and after seeing 600k people waiting for 1 guy Im sure we will win sooner rathe than later.
See you guys once GME hits mainstream media again not looking at the ticker until normies or /pol/ speaks about it

>>58597108
this shit is as mainstream and normie as it gets, what fucking cope planet are you living on. are you a fucking bot?

>>58595604
Are those two being sarcastic, or are they literally retarded?

Buy high, sell low

I knew I shouldn't have believed this dumb bullshit too good to be true. I held out until this morning. I lost about $15. How about you guys?

>>58597147
its not 2021 levels yet, most conversations with GME will go "oh you mean that thing that happened a couple years ago, are people still doing stuff with that?"

>>58594300
Check /r/politics for literal psychopathy

>>58597192
>muh past has to repeat in same exact way because it just does okay
Meaningless cope theorizing. 600k normies tuning into some uncharismatic cringelord, everyone fucking talking about it with tons of obvious signs of normies fomoing onto the bandwagon, and you cope like it isn't already peak mainstream. You've gotten your top indicators and the fundamentals are still no better than a meme token. Grow the fuck up zoomer, you're babbling about minecraft like its still an obscure indie game.

>>58597191
jesus christ the normie sheeple that buy this garbage are always so fucking poor. just kill yourself already nigger

>>58594144
>rugged by someone called "Cohen"
Shocking

>>58595380
what a fucking dumb broad
if this guy is any smart he will just convert his gains into monero and sail into the sunset
but considering he's a redditor, I highly doubt he would even entertain the idea

>>58597270
>if this guy is any smart
Are you irish or retarded or both?

>>58594144
BUY THE DIPPERINO

LMAOOO FUCKING CHECKED

>>58594144
Nah, we on kas and fun over here kek

Can NYSE CEO David Soxl give me my money back? I needed that money, that was my rent money

this guy shorted the top fyi

>>58595380
>Wife took half right after he profited
>He shows up years later with astronomically more than his initial position and calls that expire in 3 weeks

How anyone could think this isn’t a pump and dump backed by someone with deep pockets is beyond me

>>58594191
Wait til you find out we have /gme/ and /bbbyq/ threads on this very board lmfao
it's not just redditors

>>58594561
>?
>I don't believe you lol
>this mf has half a billion (at least had yesterday)
>80m cash
>and you're telling me his wife left?
WIFE
CHANGING
MONEY

>>58597246
wrong post shill

>>58597644
>years alter with more
Etrade have said he swung calls back in May when he first came back. They're investigating those transactions. He loaded up on calls, came back to bring not he bump, swingied that shit, and used the takings to buy calls for this round.

>>58597670
More like husband changing money lmao.

GME to zero
The system wins.

All this anti-Cohen shit is honestly puzzling.
GME voting is due in a few days and you can literally just vote him out if you have enough shares... But most of the people won't because anyone who read the thesis knows he is critical to the MOASS

>>58597905
He is indeed critical. Everytime the share price runs he dilutes again. Twice this month alone, both on fridays, rushed filings pre-market.

I am done, Cohen will dilute again and again.

>>58597946
it happens on fridays because he knows the normies will be contemplating it all weekend and it gives them more time to mentally capitulate

GUYS BUY THE BYSICAL BIDEO GAME STORE AND DO THE NEEDFUL!!!!! IM DOWN

>>58597670
He looks like he's Animorphing into The Penguin

>>58597905
How is he critical? If anything it seems like he's stalling or even preventing it. There's no appreciable difference between Cohen and Aron at this point.

>>58597813
Is it against the law to buy calls then pump, dump them, then repeat? Honest question, because that's what he's doing. I want to know if he's working in conjunction with gamestop to pump so they can dilute, because that would definitely be illegal.

>>58598289
Cohen was the guy who kicked out the hedgie plants that were trying to collapse GameStop.

If he gets kicked out, you can 100% be sure the hedgies will do a fuck ton of astro turfing to get one of their plants back in position.

These fuckers will keep paying the interest to keep the shorts open. The only way to force them to close is to have GameStop actually generate fundamentals and be at least Intel level of stable. Then they have to close or pay interest forever

>>58597984
sure bud

>>58594533
damn gme tards are 100x more crazy than us crypto tards

>>58596841
today your wife will be spending the night at her boyfriend's

>>58594533
At least don't shoot yourself with ball kek.

>>58594533

>>58594184
I was going to do just that until juden chobani cucked me in PM.
It was supposed to happen in AH like the last time

>>58595380
these whores are fucking unbelievable

>>58596793
Nobody, including and especially you, will do shit.

His wife was tired of his retarded shit and divorced him, watch the stream again, he had no more wedding ring

>>58594533
Checked

But do you know what a gamma ramp is?
Theres people out there shorting gme with all their networth, and its slowly been going up despite the few jumps sure, but the current base is 27$ do you know what happens next week? Same shit but we land even higher. Just wait a little u literally have all the time in your life if that needs to be kek since once u sudoku, u lose 100%

>>58595380
Too bad her name is Caroline not "Anne Marie" and none of the dumb fucks itt will even think to check on this.

>>58594505
The high production values, his unwavering confidence, sitting there just laughing at the most powerful behemoth in the world, not an ounce of anger, fear or frustration, he is not working alone.

>>58598910
>>58594533

Alright, guys, just to remind you: you don't HAVE to go all in, you know? I've been shorting since last month and had I been all in, I'd have had to buy back at 300% loss. Right now, I'm just holding the short position until expiration. No harm no foul.

To be clear, this point is valid even if I had been holding long positions. I don't know how the stock's gonna move, you don't know how the stock's gonna move so why go out in a whimper.

Position sizing is an important skill to have and "all in all the time" is not it.

Kek baggies remember when you could have sold at $80? Then $60? Then $45? Now you're back to bagholding lmao

>>58598315
It seems like he's content with preventing a moass and having GME (and swing traders) be the one to benefit from the short squeeze. They will have made probably around six billion dollars over the last four years, not from operations but from dumping on shareholders.

I AM SELLING THIS SHIT COME MONDAY
I KNEW THIS WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
YOU CAN NEVER WIN AGAINST THE TRIBE
THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS TO NOT PLAY

>>58595720
>>58594144
can he afford to exercise? he can obviously have more cash in his bank that he didnt wire over to his account. Looks like he would need 252m to exercise his entire options position.

>>58599993
>can he afford to exercise?
Not all of it no. He has like 30m liquid cash.

>>58600013
unless he has more not on the site yet. he wouldnt need to put it there until closer to expiry anyway but i kind of feel like he cant get out of this position. I feel like most of r*ddit he actually thinks stock markets have infinite liquidity and can handle anything thrown at it. he may not even find buyers for the contracts because its such a high volume.

It's all a rigged system you fools. GME will pump, it will crash the entire economy. Some with make it out with money but I suspect all trading platforms will simply close / stop trading of GME and the government will force GME to issue enough shares so much that every short seller can get out. This is like Covid but for the financial system. This is the catalyst to push adoption of blockchains and tokenized assets.

>>58600029
Yes I agree, I don't see where the liquidity comes from for 120,000 contracts that expire in less than 2 weeks. The market makers have to "make the market" but the bid / offer can be whatever they want. Maybe he can offload it OTC to someone who has the money and wants to own the shares.

>>58595380
Haha women moment, I've had conversations and it's clear women are the pragmatic gender and men are the romantics, and in this economy pragmatic is cut throat hyper-what can I get isms from being with you.

>>58594533
haha lol. at least be creative and do a flip too. coward.

>>58600178
to be fair, when you're told by the 1000+ men that you've fucked that you are perfect and "the one" and meant to be together, you'll start to realize romance is bullshit and aim for rich daddies anyway

>>58594445
You should short it then.

>>58600130
>Maybe he can offload it OTC t
yes he can for sure but generally hes going to have to ask his broker to find someone to buy it unless he knows who to call himself.

>guy games the systems
>gamestop out jews him and just issues more stock to pay the execs more money

KEK

After this week, I literally will never buy another stock or etf besides GME again in my life

Dont listen to the haters

DFV was close to becoming a billionaire but didn't exercise his options, so clearly he thinks there is more upside and is holding on. This stock offering merely raises the floor price and is hedges are running scared as their profits dwindle.

>>58600696
>o pay the execs more money
>KEK
even funnier he basically handed the shorts liquidity. last time he sold a few weeks ago who bought? could have been a citadel or something. every time theres a run up the jew kicks them down. honestly pretty funny.
>>58600879
>hedges are running scared as their profits dwindle.
you know hedgies could have bought at the offering and shorted it down from the afterhours high right? theres no indication theyre suffering here.

>>58597651
>he doesn’t know that both of those generals are almost entirely made up of Redditors
It’s just r/wsb fags who think they’re being edgy by posting on 4chan

>>58597520
Nope

>>58594191
I tell myself its ironic. It has to be.

>>58594533
Not to be asking over this guys corpse but wouldn't now be a pretty decent time to buy in for a quick flip?

>>58600879
>DFV was close to becoming a billionaire but didn't exercise his options, so clearly he thinks there is more upside and is holding on. This stock offering merely raises the floor price and is hedges are running scared as their profits dwindle.

He didn’t exercise because the CEO front run him and diluted the stock on the day of his stream. Shorts will now go in to finish the job. Price is barely above his cost basis. Kitty got spit roasted by both hedgie and Ryan. Aaron Adam wishes he could get in on this gang bang.

>>58594533
>1 posts by this ID

ANON NOOOOOOOOOOO.

>>58594510
yes the "automatic" parameters that cause the stock to halt in 10% intervals... what this anon is talking about though, and you're dismissive of... is that it halts going up 3%, and doesn't halt when it goes down 14% in the same timeframe... this is market manipulation at it's finest.

>>58602257
>Shorts will now go in to finish the job
kek this is a weak one you nigger

>>58594144
how can the goyim fall for a manufactured agent like this?

>>58602257
hes still holding so that makes me extremely fucking bullish. rc can dilute all he wants. it wont matter. aslong as dfv is in, so am i. simple as.

Two weeks to flatten the hedgies.

>>58594533
did he stream it?

>>58594144
So this glownigger is jazzing up the markets with dumb money froth?

>>58602410
I get the feeling DFV is never gonna leave, literal infinity pool.

Dude makes his money off options anyway.

>>58594144
>ITT options fags who got rinsed and have no idea what's actually happening.

can someone give me some quick figures on
gamestops

1d
5d
1m
3m
1y
3y
5y

rundown?

thanks in advance!

never mind i got it guys dont worry about it

would Monday be a good time to buy

so Ryan cohen is kind of like sergy?

>>58602995
it's gonna be the last chance for a reasonable opening.

>>58602995
>GME is not for rational investing and requires a certain amount of trust in KEK and Kekology, investing in GME without faith in clown world may result in honk

>>58599144
Jesus Christ just swing some calls without touching your shares in CS.
I'm a complete dumbass and even I'm eating well from this scheme.

>>58594202
>>58594309
27th
Nice totally organic thread faggot.
Nothing ever makes it past 7 posts anymore on biz but this thread full of snarky disinfo about GME totally reached 100 and some quickly organically...
Kys you're not fooling even the fumbest person here.
When I see shit like this it tells me to buy. Only Jim cramer telling me to sell something is more bullish and vice versa.

>>58594314
>>58594323
You guys aren't even trying to change the script from the typical election cycle schpiel...
I expected a little more effort I'm honestly insulted.
The only thing I've ever lost money on is the stupid shitcoins that are shilled here, probably by (((((you)))))) I'm still up on GME.

>>58594445
That's what you've been saying for weeks now. If you're so confident then short it with proof and a timestamp. I've been saying that for weeks now and none of you shills have obliged.

>>58594510
Yeah just like the 400% short squeezes that happen every other week and don't have halts like GameStop.

>>58594533
Just hold you fucking dumbass. If you shoot yourself or sell I'll rape your corpse and videotape it and show your friends and relatives. There are fates worse than deaths

>>58599117
This dumbass was shorting HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWH

>>58594594
Well they certainly don't work like this on any other stock I watch daily, not even the ones that go to 400% in a day. Not as frequent anyway...

>>58594642
It's not about trusting a Jew, there's factions of Jews and Jews that don't quite fit in with the other Jews. The protocols explicitly state that some low level Jews must be thrown under the bus occasionally to fulfill their greater plan.
When it comes to fucking the goyim they usually come together, but it's not like they don't have feuds and throw eachother under the bus.
I mean Epstein eventually went down, Weinstein, ponzi, Madoff,the people from Enron, the company who's name escapes me which is why we know about naked shorts and FTD in the first place, pollard, the Rosenberg's, all Jews who were thrown under the bus eventually and that's just off the top of my head.
Now it's not out of altruism. There was 100% something they did to piss off greater Judaism, but that's my point. You can work within that to make money.

>>58594642
I can't believe I forgot bankman fried, Jordan Belfort, and those guys who sold sanctioned Chinese ammo to the us military. Ephraim something.

>>58597014
You do realize that security is usually like 2 guys max maybe he has 4 and they're just hoping to get through the day.
They're not going to be able to anticipate someone hiding in the bushes or in a window and sniping or probably even jumping out and shooting if it's an illegally modified weapon.
There's even a good chance they'll run and try to save themselves in such a case. They can always find other work, they only have one life.
All it takws is one person who loses their life's savings and is suicidal.

>>58597191
You're just stupid bro. it's not the stocks fault or anyone else's fault. There's been plenty of money to be made here.

>>58597361
>Please don't buy the diperino, I'll cry*
Fixed it for you

>>58597031
richfags can throw away $1000 like its nothing, and if it 3x's then thats a nice little bonus.

Poorfags are giving up food to drop $1000 and if it 3x's, that's life changing money.

>>58594144
I can't believe how rugpulled I got. I'm fucking lining Ryan Cohen's pockets for no reason. At least this will be a memorable moment like the Squid Game crypto rugpull. Whenever anyone talks about it in a few years I can be like yeah that was me and tell them exactly how it happened. Of all the ways for /biz/ to make me lose all my money, this is probably the one with the best intangibles.

>>58603392
Kys culttard, stay on reddit.

>>58596630
Rc must have at least a semi fun job. i wonder how he got recommended as the Reddit breaker.

>>58602257
I have zero clue what is going on but it seems like everyone involved is doing some kind of insider trading.

>>58594533
How is my little wolf of wall street doin-
ANON DON'T LET YOUR INTRUISIVE THOUGHT WIN.

>>58596697
It's all so tiresome.

I want the Code Red part of the memes to hit now

ORDER SOME CODE RED

i don't care for celebs but i just watched the kitty stream from friday to see what the big deal was and i gotta say i was positively surprised. keith is a rock solid guy (in a coocoo and off kind of way of course). i love how he completely ignored all these retards asking him to say something legally incriminating haha lol. some absolute reddit nigger was even asking about fucking amc in the chat ahaha lolololol and he just completely ignored it. that shit was pure fun. again, rock solid dude. would have beer with. 10/10

I know it might be silly, but after learning how very Christian he is in the recent vid, I find myself significantly more uninterested in what he has to say. I enjoyed his calm enthusiasm but how can anyone take a religious person seriously in any context?

>>58602257
>DFV literally praises Ryan Cohen during the livestream and says he is confident in what he is doing while holding hundreds of millions in call options and shares
I'm not selling hedgie but I will buy more to make sure you seethe

>no roaring kitty update
He dumped on the baggies lmao

>>58604216
>I'm not selling hedgie but I will buy more to make sure you seethe
kek you don't need to sell retail baggie. Cohen just created 75 million new shares that are getting market dumped.

>Jannies get pissed with more than one GME general (regardless of bump limit)
>perfectly fine with 12 FUD threads
Jannies gay.
FUD'ers gay as well, GME is the easiest stock to make money on.
Redditors will always pump.
Hedgies will always dump.
Cohen will dilute 40-80M every time the price gets out of the 20-60 range.
If you're in the red on this, DCA down.
If you're expecting lambos, get your CB as close to 0 as you can.
If you just want to make money, follow the above indicators, ez.
These FUD'ers/shills/hedgies/bots/whatever are as fucking obnoxious as the pissed off baggies crying every thread.
Biz is absolute dogshit now, what happened??

>>58604493
>Biz is absolute dogshit now, what happened??
Jannies nuked the board with an email verification. They couldn't undo the damage even by removing the verification. /smg/ and /pmg/ have moved to /bant/ permanently because jannies have destroyed this board.

can i make money on this

>t. wagie

>>58604968
>make money
make history

>>58602257
>>58602410
DFW would have been a billionaire had Ryan not diluted. overnight afterhours he was a billionaire until the filing hit and it went down. he was clearly expecting to be a billionaire on stream and wasnt.

>>58605544
Can someone redpill me on dilution, why does Ryan keep doing it?

>>58606027
It is his fiduciary duty to take money from stupid normies. Why wouldn't he.

>>58606027
Because everyone loves dunking on reddit

>>58606027
he believes the stock is overvalued and would rather raise funds then have his company be viewed as a pump and dump. it's the right thing to do.

Thanks for the exit liquidity :)

>>58606044
Do you know a fat piece of shit named Seygay The Stinklink founder ?:
>They are the same person.

>>58607296
>>58606027
he knows the company needs cash injections to survive and VCs arent going to do it. it is the right thing to do but MOASS will never happen if every time theres a squeeze he provides liquidity to shorts.

>>58596841
tell your family you're dumb money and need help for your gambling addiction. I think it's your only choice desu

RC didn't dump the diluted shares on the open market. He sold them to hedgies at half the price to dump them on the baggies.

>>58594191
The list of financial cults is ever expanding.
>AMC
>GME
Crypto:
>XRP
>Chainlink

>>58609765
Ding ding ding

My conspiracy theory is that wall street wants to capitalise on meme stocks and DFV is complicit in this pump and dump indirectly somehow.

I can see more meme stocks coming into effect in the future. I can only imagine just how much fucking money the people who actually know what theyre doing jumping in at the right time and shorting it into the ground. With meme stocks they get to repeat the process several times a week with profits 100x what you may see by shorting a regular blue chip stock.

>>58598910
>muh kike will give me millions of dollars
>kike won't dilute shares every given chance to stop MOASS
>muh jew is special he would never ever fuck goyim over

>>58610099
Checked for double digit truth.

>>58610252
Are the Hedgies and DFV working together against the Apes?

>>58610252
They will do this with GME ad infinitum since faggots here continue to believe in the MOASS fairy tail and kikes will continue to get richer as they artificially squeeze GME a 100 or so each time .... just enough to keep faggots here believing.
>just the tip daddy it's too big

>>58610266
Probably

All I know is wall street is definitely wanting to lean into the development of low IQ bagholders willing to throw money into wallstreet to stick it to them. It is free money

>>58610266
Yes. Jews always work against goyim, even buy out goyim to work against his own goyim.

>>58610275
But it would be so sweet if somehow thr faggots were right. DFV is like king faggot and he thinks they are right. If he’s out, I’m in girlfriend

>>58610249
Same desu

>>58610252
>made 3.7k on shorting the top of the may pump
>got greedy and lost most of it like a retard shorting the june pump (fucked up the timing)
>waiting to see if there's a third top so i can short it again and make my money back

I doubt there'll be any more activity after the 21st but I think given RK's calls there's a good chance we get one last push

>>58611467
He doesn’t control the market, he’s tried all of his ways of getting reddit excited and Cohen cucked him. Nothings happening this month. Or maybe nothing over $40 ever again since Cohen’s gone all AMCfrican American on it

>>58594144
Stories that can’t be made up. Imagine if he did a podcast about sharkroll next, would you ape? Seems like all it takes is a nutjob telling you to kek

>>58610266
cohen is working for the hedge funds

>>58607296
>>58609376
he could raise funds AFTER a short squeeze
but he instead does it preemptively, to protect hedge funds
and the redditors are all cheering him on

>>58611516
Yes, that's why he threw the hedgies out when he took control.

some sub 80 iq thinking there. Must be a dumb nigger.

>>58597308
watch his wife get half his money
a smart tech savvy person would dodge that shit

>>58611542
as a distraction, worked on your retarded ass
pump a little more so he can dilute your asshole again with 100k shares

>>58611546
Gotta wonder how much fun with glue you had in school.

If anyone tells you that Moass isn’t one June 21st and nothing bad will ever happen again, they are a liar jew paki

its like all you fucking retards didnt hear during DFV's stream that he thinks its bullish by the board raising capitol

fucking retards

>>58594144
>be reddit memelord
>wow gme is going back up lol, maybe moass really will happen.
>make funny meme post
>stonk pumps
>GME is jew central and panicking
>hey guys I'm gonna stream when it goes up lol!
>shares dilute same day, Mainstream media is fucking spooked shitless,
>potential feds visit him and coach him on a course of actions.
>show up an hour late on stream
>hey guys this isn't financial advice, I like the stock, I'm sort of surprised, how can they dilute the stock like that? Isn't that manipulation?
>fud everywhere about how you didn't pump the price
>zero reporting about 75 million shared being created.

>>58612064
just two more weeks for cohen to unleash the master plan that will save gamestop
this time he's flush with redditard cash

>>58610099
These will be the new world factions

>>58614904
>he couldn’t do his secret plan with 2 bil he needed more
Cohen’s secret plan to make it 2002 again must be special, it’s better hidden than Nixon’s secret plan to fix the Vietnam war

>>58615026
He’s buying up Koss, Kodak and stuff like that.

>>58594533
>33

DFV is literally the anti christ