/biz/ - Business & Finance

Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.199 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory

DRS & Computershare
>~75.3 (18.825) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 20, 2024,
>~75.4 (18.85) by Nov. 30, 2023, ~75.4 by Aug. 31, ~76.6 by Jun. 1, ~76.0 (19.0) by Mar. 22 Vs Cede & Co
>
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 371.841B, 76P = 4.893B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 378.125B, 72P = 5.252B per (roughly)

>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Q3 23/FY23 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/20371/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20376/html
>2024 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20456/html
Q1 24 Jun 11; Meeting Jun 13
>798 pg SEC doc confessions of FIs/MMs/HFs/DCEs/Swaps Counterparties etc on short selling transparency
sec.gov/comments/s7-11-23/s71123-typec.pdf

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>Legacy links
wallet.gamestop.com
nft.gamestop.com
https://www.gmedd.com/report-model (Nov 2021)
>Use archives
Avoid DSPP:
reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Kansas City Shuffle explained
>Hedgies think 120,000 calls will fuck them
>Meanwhile, Ryan Cohen is pregnant and will have a baby on 6/9
In reality they are getting fucked in two ways

>>58586698
AHHHHHH 57

Is this the real bread?
Did I make it?

i just think ya'll gettin excited over some dumb livestream that will be a nothing burger followed by a price dump

Hedgie are you okay?

>>58586734
>ya'll
this is a website for white people only

I want cheapies fr fr no cap

>>58586722
This anon pays attention.

Guys... I OOOO'd so much today my body hurts

>>58586734
Listen here, buster. We don't take too kindly to your kind around here.

>>58586698
>Check your broker
IBKR. They're a prime broker and if the whole system explodes (implodes?) my shares are pooled and gone. Is that a realistic scenario rn? I still need to move them to CS. How long does that need? Experience anyone?

pm tomorrow will hit 800+ easily lmao check em

Still holding. Cost average $20

>>58586760
3 years

anyone thinking of buying/adopting any pets after moass? i personally can't wait to get a cat. i've always wanted one, but sadly my current place doesn't allow pets.

>>58586698
God boys, what times we live in. I for one am glad i took a gamble on /gme/. How about you cucks?

I'm embarrassed that I still haven't made any money after so many massive green days. In fact, today I lost 130 lol

This just in-

>>58586760
>How long does that need? Experience anyone?
You can probably start the process during regular business hours for IBKR, but I doubt it will be successful. It took like a week to get mine from Fidelity to CS.

FUCK JANNIES!!!!!!! YOU ARE NGMI!!!!

>>58586767
I'm gonna get a black cat, probably from a shelter

>>58586764
Cost average means fuck all once it hits 6 digits, but yeah, we so fucking rich

>>58586767
Just some dogs for my 20 acres.

Why are you buying this guys bags? Are you stupid?

>>58586771

>>58586771
GG no RM

>>58586771
Wasn't them niggas shit talking kitty before?

>>58586771
kek

>>58586767
I'm going to buy a couple rabbits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aWRBdOklX0
>>58586771
Pretty quick turnaround on another 100% of losses.

>>58586771

>>58586771
citron bros....

>>58586771
>watch me fucking do it again

>>58586771
all this shit is scripted right?

People are STILL shorting lmfao they won't learn. EAT A DICK MARTIN SHKRELI YOU LITTLE FAGGOT HAHAHA

Why are the Jannies being weird?

>>58586771

>>58586771
what a fuckin retard

>>58586794
>Citron research losing 100% on GME

Overnight bros... They're giving us free cheapies

>>58586797
They are crypto baggies.

>>58586771

>>58586771
Why couldn't they follow a simple rule : forget gamestop ?

>>58586796
He’s actually long since today first guy I’ve seen to admit he was wrong and then invest in GME. Kinda like the fraudulent weasel as far as I can like him.

mo'ass for MOASS

>>58586805
topkek

>>58586796
Shkreli unironically capitulated. He fomoed in at 40.

Jeez, it's finally moving enough to get me back here.
What the fuck is happening bros?

>>58586772
I don't expect the system to fail (or IBKR) this month (do you?). So I wouldn't mind if it takes a week or two. Ha, exciting times.

>>58586771
oh noes

Friendly Reminder to stay hydrated while HODLing $GME

WAGMI

>>58586810
Kek they will dump it to make it a meltdowie forever

>>58586722
checked and rekt

>>58586815
It. It is happening.

You’re not going to forget to swing the top again, are you anon?

>>58586816
The face of failure.

>>58586771

>>58586822
:(
Well there is only one man who can make it dump

>>58586814
whats his count?

>>58586826
they will not sell and will reap zero profits xD

Is today the last, "It's tomorrow" day?

>>58586826
I’m holding for TEDDY.

>>58586816
>tfw they position him near a window ledge

It's genuinely insane just how every single thing he does seems to fall right into place. His stream tomorrow will be the 5 year anniversary of his first gme buy.

>>58586814
so he's paperhanding when it dips to 50 probably huh?

>Tfw only have 27 shares
H-how high is this going, anons? Be brutally honest, it's okay

>>58586846
ur phone number

O Hedgie! Jewish devil and damned SEC's kith and kin, assistant to Kenny himself.

What the Devil kind of Hedgie are thou, that canst not slay a Baggie with your naked shorts?
/GME/ shits, and your hedgefund eats.

Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make kekbaggies of /GME/ sons; we have no fear of your Pajeets, by land and by sea we will battle with thee.

Fuck thy mother!

Thou Isreali banker, Mumbai street shitter, Baggie of Crypto, Happy merchant of Reddit, Nigger of Greater and Lesser /biz/, Kike of New York, IDF thief, Heeb of Chicago, Yid of Boca Raton, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent,
and the crick in our dick. Oy vey! Hook nose, Curly hair, Muh six Gorillion, Muh Holocaust, SNEED!

So /GME/ declares you to be a lowlife.
You won’t even be serving tendies for niggers.

Now we’ll conclude, for we don’t know the date and don’t own a calendar; the moon’s in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day’s the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

Verification not required.

>>58586771
LMAOOOOOOOOO
A NICE WINDY LEDGE SURE LOOKS AWFULLY NICE TO STAND NEXT TO

>>58586698
HEY WTF IS HAPPENING

>>58586846
how does 27 million dollars sound?

>>58586846
my phone number

>>58586846
According to the hedgies, the thousands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TPYuIRVfew&ab_channel=CNBCTelevision

>>58586846
Like 80-100, max. I’m offloading in batches from 60. Phone numbers retards are LARPers trying to lure in exit liquidity, just like in 21

>>58586846
$100 probably
last time we didn't hit that

ChuckputerSneed just published a new FAQ.

https://www.computershare.com/us/becoming-a-registered-shareholder-in-us-listed-companies#new

>>58586846
Don't listen to anyone on here, just trust your heart.

>>58586843
I SWEAR THIS MAN IS A FEEEEEED

>>58586846
up

RK DUMPING SHARES AND I CAN'T SELL CUZ I WENT ALL IN ON 1DTE OPTIONS! WHY DO I LISTEN TO YOU RETARDS?!

>>58586853
>He didn't sell at $69

SERS.......... WHY IS THE TOKEN GOING DOWN? Also, what's the makeit stack?

>>58586816
It shouldn't fail, but don't be surprised if they do. if you want it in CS, start the process ASAP, and ignore any excuse they give you.

Twitter just crashed.

>>58586846
>>58586859
Skip to 1:47

>>58586722
Oooooooooh I get it now. The Kansas city shuffle was when cohen diluted and then had dfv buy all the calls uncovered. Hedgies left the calls uncovered because cohen set a bear trap. Lmao those two fuckers are 100% working with each other.

>Its 5pm est USA time
>Moshe Goldberg rings his cousin
>OY FUCKING VEY IM LOSING MY ASS ON THESE SHORTS, FOLLOW MY POSITION
OR WERE GONNA GET HOLOCAUSTED!!!
>Aftermarket opens
>stock drops by 10 dollars
Do you have trust in your Cohen CEO bros? Never has a Jew made me money. They want goyim slaves.

>>58586878
YouTube is going to crash tomorrow at 12pm ET

Is it wise to sell at the 21st? Or whenever Keith drops his nuke

>>58586771
Dey neba lern

>>58586873
Unironically 1 share is a "make it stack".
The very nature of a margin call means they have to call you and ask you how much you want to sell your stock for.
How much is "make it" for you? For me, it's 1 googolplex. I will come out of this with a high score and having shat upon the markets.

>https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1d9tnwd/holy_shit_benzinga_had_no_words_and_just_straight/
So the shill journalist are now linking to the D.D. source reddit, what is the implication of this ? how much people will they fire tomorow ?

>>58586887

>>58586863
>Did Computershare receive instructions from Cede & Co. and the DTCC to limit the registered shares to only 25% for "Market Efficiency"?

>No. That would have been inappropriate, then or at any time.
Going up from 25% would be normal. Going down from 25% would be disappointing but acceptable especially since the number of holders dropped. Staying at 25% for 4 quarters is a statistical anomaly

>>58586859
Fuck em they can put numbers in the screens went they want to but when it comes out to paying people they bitch out

>>58586891
HOLY SHIT LMAO. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY THINKING?

>>58586887
Uhh saar do not redeem please

>>58586810
>>58586814
Wow, didn't think that's happen!

>>58586863
My broker gave me a written confirmation too that the shares they hold won’t be lend out because you can’t short American stocks on that platform. Yes I will use that in court.

>>>/g/100843783
They're going to BOG the entire NYSE LMFAO

I just realized we’re gonna see DFV become a billionaire live.

Once this gets over the $100 mark that’s when we will see the serious shit

Checkem

>>58586916
Kek what would be their explanation when the autist report that glitch did not exist in the code ?

last 3 digits is tomorrow's opening price

>>58586853
What is happening?

>>58586916
NYT, not NYSE. Still funny.

how important is DRS or is that just a meme

>>58586916
thats for the new york times, not the NYSE.. unless there is something I'm missing

>>58586916
The BOGS dies for us to make it.
And for cryptobaggies to never escape the wage cage.

Yes.... yes... please sell. For the love of God please sell! I get my paycheck tomorrow so I can buy more cheapies!

>>58586916
>>58586924
Posted without reading fully
>NY TIMES
and hedgoids are losing (lost) to this

>>58586926
"IT" is happening.

What time is the stream tomorrow?

>>58586769
Are you a retarded swingie?

>>58586928
Kitty didn’t DRS. Tells you enough imo.

>>58586935
That would depend on your time zone

>>58586925
$925 it is

>half off pizzas
I'm going to be able to slurp so much pizza cheapies!

>>58586933
damn, i also didn't read, this would have destroyed wallstreet in a single day

>>58586934
Something on the overnight chart? The Pepe he chose made it seem negative but I can’t find anything negative :)

saars wen buying on robinhood it says "you are placing a good for day limit order to buy 10 shares of GME" does this mean I get them instantly? i dont get it...

Where are all the kek baggies now?

Surprising lack of shills in these threads today

>>58586952
Good for day means it is good for the day that the market is open. I'm not sure if Robinhood sells GME shares on the 24/7 market because Robinhood sucks dick and you're cringe as fuck for using it.

>>58586955
kek baggie
it will dump

>>58586957
I'm in shambles. Sold over a year ago and this is what I return too. Can't even afford calls.

>>58586952
lol
markets closed for the day, you'll buy at the price they are in the morning of tomorrow
should've just put in the amount of money you'd like to put in
also, a company that wouldn't fuck you over anyway

>>58586952
1. The market is closed, fren. You can queue up a buy but it will only execute at market open.
2. Robinhood will most likely fuck you hard and prevent you from cashing in when it matters the most

>>58586957
Hedgies can't pay them anymore.
What little shill you DO see are literal hedgies and their interns.

COHEN, MAN.... WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? WE'VE GOT THEM IN THE CROSS HAIRS AGAIN, AND YOUR DOING NOTHING! PUSH THE FUCKING BUTTON ALREADY! DFV IS READY TO FIRE HIS NUKE, NOW YOU DO THE SAME! HURRY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WE CANT LET THEM GET AWAY WITH IT AGAIN!

>>58586958
it says that the trading session is 24 hour market

>>58586935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1prSyyIco0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1prSyyIco0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1prSyyIco0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1prSyyIco0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1prSyyIco0

>>58586959
WAKANDA 4EVER

dump truckloads of cash into my pockets, yes

Please let it be tomorrow

I can't believe that all of these retail investors are buying GME post market because somebody is doing a livestream tomorrow

>>58586968
Then you'll probably get the shares when it hits your limit price and Robinhood processes the order and updates your account. But, again, you're cringe as fuck for using that shitty company to buy shares of GME.

>>58586952
Use Limit Order, then choose 24 hour market.

COHEN IVE LOST OVER 15 THOUSAND DOLLARS IN THE LAST HOUR, FUCKING DO SOMETHING!

>>58586972
HEYAHOYAHEYAHOYA

>>58586974
I can't believe the float is shorted 4x over

>>58586975
robinhood's unfortunately the most popular and accessible at the moment
i tried getting into fidelity but that thing just sent me error after fucking error

>>58586877
On it. From Europe, anyone has anything to warn me about? The guide makes it look easy.

https://www.drsgme.org/drs/direct-register-shares-from-interactive-brokers

>>58586981
Yeah, unfortunately you're right. But accessibility doesn't mean reliability. Fidelity is the place to be. If your shares are in Robinhood then all I can say is... GOOD LUCK LOL XD

Got “the” call. Fireworks tomorrow and saturday. No I will not elaborate.

>>58586977
how? how did you lose money by holding the best stock in the entire global stock market? seriously how?

sers why number go up and down but i not allowed to buy? who buy and sell then? make no sense.....

>>58586984
Forgive me, brother. Fidelity has failed me.

>>58586974
>not waiting for the stream to start for maximum content
100% retail doing this for sure

I got into this a little too eagerly and set my shit up on Robin Hood.

Should I just keep it going on there or would it be smart to sell it all and just rebuy it on Fidelity?

>>58586987
retail obviously
the media said that the reason the line go up today is retail buying in anticipation of the cat man streaming
it HAS to be true because the media would never lie

>>58586983
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1ch3lrh/questions_about_direct_registering_ask_here_have/
I'm an Americunt, so this is where you put on your big boy pants and go DYOR. Good luck.

>>58586983
It's even easier now, there's an automated page.
But it takes time to get the snail mail back

>>58586986
It was UNREALIZED loss of 15 thousand dollars in deep value I lost in the last hour when the stock went from 69 to 54.

>>58586952
if you want to buy with 24hr specify a limit sell for whole shares

>>58586985
I got "the" call too (the voices in my head) and can confirm

>>58586997
fucking retard, your cost average should be at least below 35 by now

>>58586957
Probably cancelled their shilling contracts from India and Israel. They paid for shilling and it still pumps up anyways kek.

Profit loss from a short stock holding is not going to bankrupt ANY relevant hedge fund because their holdings of other stocks are in the millions of dollars.

Hedge fund short stock holdings are typically funded with spare money to gamble. Most hedge funds are not going to allocate most of their funds to bets that could potentially bankrupt their company.

>>58586985
What did they mean by "got the call"
Please elaborate

So much winning with being a GME holder, your gonna get sick of winning sooo much. You're gonna be begging cohen and DFV for a dip, but they're just gonna say "NO! We've gotta keep winning!"

>>58586991
I would advise just buying more shares on market open with Fidelity and just pray to God that your shares in Robinhood actually sell when the time comes.

>>58586991
If you can afford it you should buy some shares from fidelity, DRS those. When you get your Computer share account you should sell your RH shares then buy directly through CS.

Not financial advise though.

>>58586991
robinhood doesn't have your shares. they just take your money and then put an i.o.u. (maybe) note in your account. does that concern you at all?

>>58587005
Paid shills aren’t worth it in this play. Doubly so on /biz/. Shills just make me bullish.

If he starts exercising those options on live stream that means BTC will plummet at the same time

As always

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>58587008
You underestimate their greed and arrogance.

>>58586991
Do not sell your robinhood as its gonna take some time for the money to come out so you can spend it. I consider make an account on fidelity and buy what you can so you have coverage and initiate a transfer from fidelity usually takes a few business days. We are unfortunately at the point where its impossible to tell if this is going to rip ass tomorrow or put on the pressure for a few more weeks since the calls expire on the 21st. One thing is sure, you are running out of time to act.

>>58586991
I've had mine on RH for the past 3 years, but I have it over places too. I'd suggest buy some on another platform too if you can.

>>58587009
they didn't call you yet? oof.

>>58587017
If that happens and volatility goea through the roof you do realize they may just shut the stock market down for the day right?

>>58586734
Go do something productive with your day ya little faggot. Even fifteen push-ups would be radically more beneficial than just sitting on your saggy ass. Faggot

>>58586985
booty call

The Hedgies just covered and bought back at the 50s. Will they be able to stop the momentum?
AH is the most jewiest shit in the world. Cant even trade options.

>>58586991
Don't sell them. Go you can transfer your shares directly on Fidelity from Robinhood, https://www.fidelity.com/customer-service/transfer-assets

>>58587020
should clarify, fidelity supports instant deposits, but if you want to do a transfer from rh to fidelity, fidelity can initalize it for you. but at this phase, I would just try to have shares on more than just robinhood so you have some security. RH is fine as a broker, they just burned everyone once and its very possible they may do it again if things get serious

>>58587008
Well you see the problem is rosenberg lent shares to goldberg who lent shares to friedman who lent shares to shapiro who lent shares to horowitz who lent shares to zimmerman

>>58586991
>>58587030
only takes 3-5 business days. You'll be fine, if you need help use their chat rep or call them directly.

Guys there's this girl at the gym I want to fuck. I can't wait to charm her with my riches post moass.

>>58587038
Sorry anon it's like having muscles.

>>58587009
Margin Call.

>>58587004
Uhh, excuse me

>>58587026
Yeah and sell their imaginary internet money in the meantime to find liquidity to close shorts

Where are my sub$20 cost average chads at?

>>58587037
>>58587030
>>58587020
Roger, thanks guys. From what you fellas are telling me, if it blasts off tomorrow I'm better off sticking with RH, but if the pressure is on for that 6/21 date it would do me well to switch over to Fidelity?

I better wake up tomorrow to at least 70 in the PM

>>58587050
Best I can do is $130

>caring about cost average

LMAO

>>58586957
More of them in the non-generals, guess trying to dissuade anyone not clued in yet

>>58587045
Seems like a decent proposition. Guess ima be up at 4am.

>>58586965
>>58587005
Those rat fuckers are getting their ropes ready or oiling their guns

>>58587048
I was at 20 but fomo’d in for some more today and it’s $25.99 now
Feels slightly bad but hopefully it will be worth it

>>58587049
brokers never actually bought real shares, they just gave you an IOU for the shares you asked them to buy
if MOASS happens then they will go bankrupt way before they are able to pay you a single dime

Is it the Whitehouse that gets super busy with pizza deliveries when shit starts going crazy?

>>58587026
>shutting down the stock market for the day
lol
like lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG--1so0KcA&t=270s
this is more like it, this is what hedgies are going to do at wall street

>>58587053
I genuinely don't know my cost basis

I'm so fucking stupid I'm so fucking stupid fuck

>>58587059
pentagon

>>58587059
Yeah that's probably true. The pentagon pizza hut is normally busy before war.

>>58587008
How about selling shares that don’t even exist?

>>58587059
trying to find a way to look at historical pizza/food deliveries for certain areas. Do the food delivery apps have anything like this

>>58587059
The pentagon.

>>58586994
>>58586995
Right, thanks. Love that, what an exciting thing to explore.

>>58587041
What if I've got muscles, confidence, good looks, charm, fat house, money, fast car?

guys I just got the call

>>58587074
Confidence is the only thing that matters. Fast cars only attract old men and little boys.

>>58587077
Was it Publix anon? How is he doing? I miss that fucker like you wouldn't believe.

>>58587049
think of it like points of failures. Your best bet is to have shares on computershare since they're in your name. They cannot swindle you from that because you own it and are not a beneficiary of it.

I have 80% of my xxxx stack DRS, and the remainder is split between various brokers so I have multiple points to sell from if need be. I even have a few shares on RH, but that mostly for the lawsuits

>>58587077
THE call?

>>58587048
im at 30 for 3 year and it wasn't high enough to even bother buying more, guess im trully retarded for missing the 10$ offer

I am curious what the price will need to get to before they start taking more uh, aggressive measures

>>58587009
Call of Duty: Vantage

>>58587077
Care to elaborate?

>>58587077
you mean your familiy calling you to make things nice once they realized you were right all along?

>>58586771
ohfuckohfuckohfuckohFUUUUUUUUUUU

>>58587079
no
I got THE call

>>58587077
>the call

>>58587077
>Tomorrow we poomp et

>overnight

>>58587093
Oh shit, THAT call? God damn, so it must be true then... holy shit

LONG STORY SHORT

Someone with 100 shares of a stock can sell a call and someone buys it for a price (premium). The "call" is basically a bet that the stock will not reach the price of the call. For example, I have 100 shares of Gamestop. I don't think it will reach $60 by Friday. If you do think that, you can pay me $3000 to buy the call that I am selling, and if it reaches $99 by Friday, and you exercise your call, then I am obligated to sell you the shares for that agreed upon price of $60! That sucks for me, the seller of the call, because I could have made $9900, but I only made $9000 ($3000 premium + $6000 for the 100 shares) minus my initial investment. You, the buyer of the call, got 1000 shares for $9000 and saved $900.

Now imagine I sold calls without having shares. For years. And the price kept going down, so nobody exercised their calls, but I kept making premium. I actually placed members on the board of Gamestop to ensure the price would go down! This is basically free money! It's super effective, and Gamestop is down to $4 a share! I'll do it again this week OH FUCK GAMESTOP IS NOW TRADING AT $470 AND KEITH GILL EXERCISED A FUCK TON OF CALLS I HAVE TO BUY FOUR HUNDRED MILLION SHARES AT THIS PRICE AND THE STRIKE PRICE OF THE CALL WAS ONLY $10 SO I AM LOSING $46000 FOR EVERY SINGLE CALL OPTION AND I SOLD THOUSANDS OF THEM.

Good thing I control the markets, hah. We'll turn off Robinhood for the weekend, change reporting requirements, use crypto and falsified balance sheets for collateral, sell swaps to other investment firms, fail to deliver shares when options are exercised, falsify data from Cede & Co. and the DTCC, use ETFs to obfuscate the price, and straight up just manipulate price discovery.

Post hedgie face tomorow

>>58587101
Heh

This thread.

What price are we dumping on roaring kitty?

>>58587108
>Imagine a hundred ounces of gold exist in the whole world.
But you are Jewish, so you promise to sell someone 200 ounces of gold next year at market price
>Halfway through the process, the only person you can buy gold from is also the person you owe gold to.

>What happens next?

>>58587108
Fast forward to present day.

These fucking antisemites haven't sold the stock, despite it going down for three years. What do we do? 49th Year Debt Jubilees aren't really common practice anymore... I know, let's hyperinflate the dollar and crash the global economy and introduce a central bank digital currency! Fantastic. Hey, Keith, get on x and pump the stock and then we can blame retail traders for obliterating everyone's 401k! Now there's a gamma squeeze and all call options are "in the money". Next week, or more precisely in 35 days, the effects of this gamma squeeze will become apparent. And GME holders will be incredibly rich (unfortunately the USD is worthless, but at least they were vindicated!).

Currently, there are not enough shares for shorts to deliver their promise. Essentially, shares of GameStop are the most coveted and valuable commodity in existence, and the future denominator of all world currencies.

When is the next dip? There's no way we're going straight to 200 from here without a dip.
Is this the best cheapies we can get?

>>58587115
6,000,000
>inb4 that sounds like a fake and made up number

my phone is ringing.... should I pick it up?

Holy shit I havenb't even been paying attention and we're at 60

>>58587117
the singularity of the global financial experiment. I'll take Wandering Merchants for $1000.

i'm going to bed bros
my limit is set to 150 i hope it pumps again while im at work

>>58587109

>>58587109

>>58587109

>>58587138
lol god that its horrifying

Digits and it's tomorrow.

>>58587119
Nah. Deflation is coming.

>>58587115
What’s an exit strategy? I’m waiting for the Berkshire numbers for life time of dividends

>>58587109
>

>>58587144
>7144

>>58587144
Holy fuck, it's happening!

>>58587144
Well lads, tomorrows the day.

>>58587144
HERE
WE
GO

HONK PROTOCOL IS EMMINENT

>>58587144

>>58587144
Checked.
>>58587138
Hot take I like Gensler and Cramer.

>>58587147
One word, Infinity POool

>>58587144

>>58587109

well shit, i just made a fidelity account
will sell and move my money into it to buy gme and hopefully i won't get fucked

Digits and it’s really happening and we are going to 4 digits

>>58587137
nice

>>58587163
don't sell. transfer using fidelity, https://www.fidelity.com/customer-service/transfer-assets

>>58587166

>>58587144
you done it now
>>58587166

>>58587144
>>58587149
Holy checked

>my final CS order filled at $29
FEELS GOOD MAN

>>58587163
If your fast enough you should slurp a share for $360

>>58586771

>>58587166
CHRIST ALMIGHTY WAS IS LITERALLY UNIRONICALLY HAPPENING

Yo somebody literally just hit my spam voicemail asking me about meetings for dinner to discuss my holdings. Wagmi.

>>58587166
You son of a bitch finally got digits. That means it really is happening.

>>58587166
Holy mother of god

When we're in MOASS and the infinity pool, I will personally go to the original job I had back in 2021, walk in the doors and yell "I QUIT", like I originally wanted to do when I first bought back in 2021.

>>58586771
Speed running bankruptcy
RIP DUMBASS

>>58587169
My brother, I will name a child after you.
>>58587176
No need

>>58587166
oh fuck, checked

>>58587180
Tell them you want $10,000 per share

>>58587152
And the Apigenic Protocol.
Rentry dot co slash cr underscore general. The government is going to allow everyone to get access to imortality to help soften the blow.

>>58587166
pic rel

>>58587180
First I'm not selling anything because someone asks, maybe I'll open a SBLOC.

Second, I'm not giving any info to anyone of any broker or institution unless they can verify they can communicate from an official channel.

>>58587188
WTFWT

I’m going to buy some breathe right strips so I can breathe through all the laughing I’m going to do tomorrow

Assuming everything goes off tomorrow instead of the 21st, what happens to the price?
T.retard

>>58587190
Bro im gonna gonna say, you called my phone number, that's what I want. Holy shit, I'm blowing up

Don't go to Falador

>>58587190
i would tell them im not selling and close the call

Hope you guys don't actually think you're getting telephone number returns. This will max out at $160 and fizzle out for a long time. You are in a cult, remember?

>>58587199
Enjoy your last weekend being poor

>>58587199
it goes to phone number xD
and they will CALL YOU on a cell phone to ask you what price you want to sell your stock
this is LITERALLY WHAT WILL HAPPEN xD

>>58587190
This.
Then after they're done wiping sweat from their assholes tell them you changed your mind and you want more

>>58587077
Mom?

>>58587199
checked and
>

>>58587187
thanks anon, my name is Adolph

>>58587204
>First doomsday cult in history of doomsday cults to deliver may I add, savvy

>>58587077

I haven’t had this much fun on 4chan since /sp/ added flags during the 2012 Olympics this will be legendary

>>58587211
Thank you.

>>58587204
>conspiracy theories
It's over bro, guess we lose.

>>58587206
I can not wait for this.

>>58587204
>Calling out jews for their shenanigans is a conspiracy theory
The absolute shamelessness of these kikes

>>58587204
>doomsday cult
Finally some accurate reporting.

Andrew Left on suicide watch

Optionsfags, this is an interesting piece of not financial advice.

>>58586969
>literally begin work when this starts
How long into the stream do you think shit will do down? I’ll have to tactically time my 30 minute constipation time

>>58587206
unironically yea

>>58587119
Oh, you forgot the news: CBDC isn't happening any time soon for some reason.

>>58587204
I guess DFV's 120000 calls are just a "conspiracy"
I guess the price of gme going up over 60 today is also a "conspiracy"

>>58587202
based anon, thank you for reminding me.

>>58587225
>not just putting airpods or whatever they're called into your ear so you can work while listening to a drunk kitty destroy the global economy
ngmi

>>58587206
Is there any actual limit to this? I mean, if I say I want a million dollars, they can't actually accept that, right?

>>58587166
>>58587144
Holy checked

>>58587213
LMAO BASED

>>58587166
checked. WAGMI

>>58587225
hes probably gonna exercise and/or sell off options over a period of time

>>58587166

How hard will the battle for 80 be?

preview of the morrow.

>>58587231
they can and they will

>>58587221
>becomes an hero
>andrew left

>>58587240
DFV is going to use the spirit bomb to break through 80 once and for all

>>58587223
I'll sell what, ten shares at $200 to exercise the 20C and get 100 shares? Not bad.

>>58586771
>>58586816
kek
>>58587144
checked.

>>58587241
Hedgies r fukd

>>58587205
>>58587206
>>58587210
Hopefully after hours isn’t too brutal so I can slurp a little when I wake up :)

>>58587252
How can anyone look at this retarded chart and notice nothing ?

>>58587239
The battle for 320 is hard I was there, my first buy in, the trauma, it’s ironically 10 shares that are still red to me, I am battled hard now, i am ready

>>58587241
Translste doc’

>>58587145
This. Crashing the economy and spooking all the foreign labor out of it is the bloodless deportation option.

>>58587226
Orange is the new green.

>>58587252
>>58587256
>aurora borealis

>>58587256
it hasn't peaked yet

>>58586726
>>58586726
>>58586726
NEXT THREAD, back to your dear OG baker

>>58587231
>>58587241
>>58587265

I wonder if Ken and Co have rang Kitty to beg yet

>>58587204
> Hope you guys don't actually think you're getting telephone number returns. This will max out at $160 and fizzle out for a long time. You are in a cult, remember?

>>58587268
>this is your fault Gensler

>>58587270
>>>58586726
too many threads! who is the OG megaman?!

>>58587272
>>58587275
Boys...we're going to the moon

>>58587272
Nigga you telling me that funny number is the funny number?

>>58587277
Yes, I took over because he was at thread limit, but I have sleep time soon.

>>58587145
> After all schizofags have sold their usd for btc from seized wallets Joe bans crypto all money printing is deleted and the dollar goes back to 1920 values.
> apes owe the government 5T in taxes and become slaves forced to switch lights on and off every Saturday in Queens until they die

>>58587272
>>58587275
I don't understand any of this - pls help?

>>58587252
damn.

>>58587193
This saves you from being a manlet?

>>58587293
Look at the top, see where it says "last" and "quantity"
Well, replace "last" with "price" and the rest is for you to see

>>58587204
>t. ex Wikipedia janny 2007-2010
Wikipedia is unironically filled with pozzed npcs now. Every slightly political article is hard biased towards the left. The site is still good for non political information, but any articles on developing situations are completely divorced from reality.

>>58587109

>>58587275
Qrd?

>>58587313
Your minimum sell price
Those are/were dark pool prices

>>58587223
Well, you better be coming for the people at the top of the chain, and with some breathing room. Because there's no way everyone has the cash to exercise.

>>58587326
If Keith pops it, alongside Ryan on Tuesday, people will willingly sell organs

>>58587319
1.3 milly a share??

>>58587256
It’s the letter N, I think it’s trying to communicate with us.

>>58587343
Yes

>>58587345
Then it seems the next letter is I

>>58587304
I wish this were the case. It took 2 weeks for the Yasuke article to land on, "Okay he MAYBE might have been considered a samurai sorta kinda depending on who you ask."

>>58587109
>I gave their lives purpose
>I made it so they'll never experience the HOA
>and this is how they repay me

>>58587275
>>58587282
>>58587293
>>58587313
>>58587319
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1000lqv/my_darkpool_trades_seem_to_be_a_hot_topic_this/

This guy caught it. He's posted about it a few times.

David Lauer started blaming solar flares immediately (for some fucking reason).

This kind of shit is why so many people call out price anchoring. Where we are going is entirely unprecedented.

What are you spending your 1 share on?

>>58587297
No. But atleast you wont ever be in a manlet body that is also decaying like a bitch.
And it even works for your dog.

Y O U R D O G
O
U
R

D
O
G

>>58587109

>>58587053
>>58587063
during the 3 years lurking these threads it always amazed me how much anons cried about their cost average. we saw this shit trading at like $1.3m a share in the dark pools see >>58587272. who gives a fuck if you bought in at 40 or 300.

>>58587399
Exactly. It only matters if you were trying to max your shares and were buying at all pricing periods. It's all a flat line.

>>58587379
when i read this i realize that i have already made it but what i really want is for all of you to also make it.

>>58587399
>>58587412
>>58587447
gme is the new gold

>>58587447
we're all going to make it.

>>58587241
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT. I PUT IN A SELL ORDER FOR $5000 JUST TO SEE, HOW DO I CANCEL IT????

Negative catalysts:
> DFV telling cringemines they are retarded cultists and there will never be a moass
> moar dilution
> dead CAT
> DRS numbers fall off a cliff

Positive catalysts:
> M&A
> fancy dividend
> actual moass

I'm not feeling so good about the next few days

When you walk away
You don't hear me say
"Please, oh baby, don't go."
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

Hold (g)me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

>>58587343
Too low.

>>58587283


Nancy pelosi bought gme, $7.5m worth.

>>58587545
I can’t even find a source but I can wipe my ass at nearly anytime and the toilet paper would be caked in shit, so it must be true.

>>58587545
That's fake

crab at $60

>>58587545
stupid fuck

someone kek my bags for good luck

Digits is percent chance of moass today, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's hnreal

What do you see /biz/