/biz/ - Business & Finance

today's volume: 176 million
average volume: 28 million
is this it? are we gonna make it?

I have 15 shares in GME that I haven't thought about even once since all this started 3 years ago.
What the fuck is happening, why now and am I gonna be rich?

Line go up

just bought 21 shares will i be able to retire?

>>58584946
You had three years

>they are writing fanfics

>>58584948
Holy shit it was right all along.

>FAKE ASS BREAD
>MADE BY A FAKE ASS NIGGA

DFV is going to tell us to hold.
He’s going to have vague ideas about an M&A because that’s the next logical step for Cohen.
He may or may not name a company, but I’d guess not because they want him dead and if he guesses right they’ll hang him..

>>58584946
how does a cool 1.5milly sound?

>>58584946
>he hasn't spent every minute of every day for the past 3 years in these threads
spoon feeding time is over

>>58584937
based emergency bake baker
letemcry

>>58584961
Are you okay? What about this thread is fake?

45 shares at 40 (160 pre-split) from 3 years ago... I didn't DCA, nor anything (cause poorfag without more money to pour into it), just holded. Will I make it? Or should I break even?
Just fucking kidding, I holded then and I'll hold now. To the moon or to the ground.

>it was at $32 when I took a nap
>wake up to $47
>15k people waiting in a stream that doesn't star for 19 hours

>>58584964
he's gonna reveal he was Vlad Tenev all along

you price anchoring faggots talking about 100$-1k a share fuck you! we know this shit is worth the entire derivatives market which is speculated in the quadrillions. that mmtlp shit hit 24k a share, we saw the dark polls numbers at a million a share. anyone selling for crumbs deserves nothing. this is the only shot most of us will have ever to make not life changing, wife changing but actually generational wealth. birthshire hathway or whatever the fuck is work 600k+ a share. "HEAVEN OR HELL LETS ROCK"

based
>>58584937
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/iZz0nF2LND

>>58584988
both are prob ai generated

Bros I keep getting chills everytime I think how awesome RK is and his last position posting. WAGMI!!!

>>58584948
I made this chart 2 years ago and the shills loved to ridicule it. Sweet vindication.

>>58584946
75 million hands are pulling Kenny down into hell while dfv closes the portal.

>>58584948
actually what teh fuck

DFV didn't touch the position AND loaded 133k cash in spite today . LEGEND

>>58584957
We told you.

wedge

Imagine seeing 8 figure swings back and forth and not twitching.

>>58584948
>>58585004
>>58585008
I honestly love this general, I wish the baker was here. The emergency bake is nice.

>>58584833
Only frens will get into the Dwarven hold, but you'll be welcome to check out the cyberpunk-themed bar. I'll pay the employees $25 wait staff and cook staff (starting, Every 6 months they get a $1 raise up to $30 an hour). They'll all be trained to use cyberpunk lingo and wear sleeves on their limbs to make them look like they've chromed themselves. I'll have lots of references to various cyberpunk-themed movies, games, and assorted si-fi stuff. There will be themed dishes, drinks, and for a premium, you can rent the place out for larping purposes. I probably wouldn't break even with it, but I wouldn't mind sinking money into it for my own amusement.

I was thinking of the name Tastey-Bitz, Null Void, or if I'm being real esoteric Onix (phonix and onix a the same time).

>>58585008
gme is the most esoteric investment

I don't want to come into work next week, please let this be it.

Listen, guys, I haven't got long. I've just stepped out on my lunch break to throw some bread in the toaster because I can't believe what I just heard.

Basically I'm currently working for a pretty big financial institution in NY.

I heard a guy (high up) saying that they've now got enough collateral supplied by the Fed to continue kicking this can for the foreseeable future.

The company is toast, but to protect the market they're gonna let the shorts slowly unwind.

They said they can foresee it going to $800, where they'll be another stock split via divvy, then it'll rise up again to $800 over the course of the year.

Thanks me later.

>they're starting to threaten DFV
holy shit this might be it

What's behind 47 kenny

WTFWT

>>58585004
>here OP you can have the more retaded version
- everyone else DO NOT REDEEM

oooooo

just checked my account. still 5 % red. its been a while

>>58585025
Not selling until it hits $600,000k, then I will unload 10%

>>58585018
4chan doesn't let me use the "phi" symbol.

>>58585026
Who threatening our keith

>>58585033
yep >>58584815
damn I love being right.

https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/1d9qxlc/can_someone_explain_what_exactly_is_happening/

>instantly locked

Just hit $48 in AH

Look, I'll be real with you, I want to buy GME. Or at the very least, some small part of me does. But this is very similar to the small part of you that's thought about kissing another man or wondered what a dick in your ass might feel like.

I just can't do it. I can't bring myself to do it. My fingers hovering over that "Buy" button just overwhelms me with a feeling of dread. I know that I'll never be able to look in the mirror and respect myself as a man if I do it. I know I won't have the same drive and strength to lift weights or fuck my wife the same way anymore. I'll never be able to wash away the taint of having partaken in this cultish faggotry. Every single thing about the GME movement disgusts me at a core level. I have ended friendships with people I've known for over 15 years because they would not stop talking about GME.

It's ok. Just go get those GME gains without me. I don't have it in me to do it. I'm like the guy in this picture who just refused to be a nazi. Genuinely from the bottom of my heart, I'd rather be poor. Or just make money off the several cryptos and stocks I've invested in that don't make me feel like I'm partaking in some kind of enormous cult faggotry. Also a part of it is I genuinely hate Gamestop as a company and feel warm inside every time I see a Gamestop shut down. I once took all my physical games, sold every single one of them, and then rebought almost every single game digitally on Steam.

In fact, the number one reason I won't buy Gamestop is because I actually hate physical games that much. I really doubt most of you have ever hated anything in your lives as much as I hate physical games.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

gme hit for a million a pop in dark pools. time to flip the money changers tables nigga.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>58584937
Sorry for threadsplitting, was a bit in a rush.
Guess we are a little spoiled by blessed baker.
Have a good night, see you tomorrow for some more kekies at hedgies.

HERE IT GOES

>>58584964
I sure hope BBBY is involved

>>58585050
???

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whats rrp #s lookin like today? draining faster?

>>58585050
WHAT DA FUCK???

GANBATTE

here comes 50+ lads...prepare your anuses

>what the hell is everyone oooing about it's after-
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CAM ON GAME STOCK CAM ON LETS FAKKIN GOOOOOOOOO CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON

>>58585052
i need this so bad

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GUYS LOOK AT THE FUCKING CHART RIGHT NOW

Place your bets on what DFV will do:
>Meme only
>Short Squeeze Thesis
>M&A Thesis
>Reveal another position (BBBY/TOYSRF/etc.)
>Exercise live
>(Your own theory here)

>>58585082
After OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOers

>>58585048
top jej, Imagine being genuinely confused and then you get treated like that. Reminds me of trump related shit.

WERE SEEING SOME SHIT WE'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE

50 EOD AH
LETS FUCKING GO LADS
WAGMI
CHRIST IS KING
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is incredibly bearish and if you can't tell that bankruptcy is imminent i dont know what to tell you guys please sell i don't want to you lose money

>>58584953
Meltdown sub? Someone shared a screen on Twitter where they asked a newbie to short gme and when he asked if he should close since he’s underwater in his position, they asked him to double down.

I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of this stock. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This stock has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Wall St. I am no longer a solvent.

>>58584948
Flatchads...I kneel...

>>58585094
>>Exercise live
I place a nft of a pic of one of my gme shares it will be this.

>>58585094
Second holocaust by exercising his options

it really does look like its gonna happen

>>58585101
Oh no lol

>>58585023
same, I love my coworkers and ill probably sort of wean myself off into obscurity since I dont want to leave them hanging, but the second this rips my investment into my employment is going to radically decrease

>>58585110
Gonna happen? It's already happening as we speak and it cannot be stopped.

CHRIST IS KING

Every Jew worldwide self destructs the second this hits 100

>>58585101
yup, from there

>>58585104
Lmao
Could be me though
Sold $60 calls for next Friday:/

im gonna run for office and make my platform all about addressing dual citizens in positions of influence and power. public executions of pedos and nationalize banks while buying up all the silver to bankrupt the fed.

Not gonna lie. If I was DFV I would walk away with the $300mil and disappear. Guy is truly brave if he’s staying in

>>58585108
>The holocaust will be televised

>>58585123
youve got 1 vote right here homie

>>58585124
He's over 500 mil as per last update

>>58585124
I doubt money matters to him anymore, dude just want's to watch the world literally burn.
>DFV please stop!! you're going to burn the world
>DFV took that personally

>>58585124
You finally show your true form.

Fiddy

>49.99
Goddamn cocktease lmao

$50
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WTFWT????

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Let's fucking goooooooo

OoooOOOOOOooOoooOOOoOOOOoOOoOOOOOooo

Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

50 BREACH

DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT $50 SELL WALL??? WE BLEW RIGHT THE FUCK PAST IT, NEXT UP $75

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AAAAAAAAAA


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

New cup and handle formed on the 1 month.

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lets fucking go

$50.00 nakadashi'd just like that

>>58585140
nvm just came lmao

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>>58585100
Sure, 1 share for the price of 1 BRK.A

>>58585146
oh, we going

>$52

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>>58584937
Bought in at $28/share, it's now about $50/share. Should I sell or buy more? It's probably gonna pump by Friday (picrel).

https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1d9t9fu/over_700k_of_these_contracts_worth_70_million/
They're so fucked

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WAGMI
CHRIST IS KING

I sold at $45

>>58585116
Clint redemption ark! Sorry for calling you the baker!

>>58585108
*first real one

yo chat is this real i might be makin peepeepoopoo in my pants

>>58585050
the refusal to salute.jpg

Some redditor will have to stuff a banana up his ass how

ITS NOT STOPPING

>>58585123
Wear bulletproof clothing at all times

you're laughing
HEDGE FUNDS ARE LOSING A LOT OF MONEY BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID
AND YOU GUYS ARE LAUGHING?

>>58585194
skill issue

I WILL BUILD A REPLICA ARCH OF TITUS ON WALL STREET IF THIS HITS $500,000

>>58585179
We all make mistakes. It's not too late to buy back in.

>>58585194
How could they be losing money? I thought they closed? Kek.

>>58585194
trading is a tough game isn't it

>>58585194
NOBODY LIKES HEDGE FUNDS
>NOBODY LIKES HEDGE FUNDS
NOBODY LIKES HEDGE FUNDS
>NOBODY LIKES HEDGE FUNDS
HEDGE FUNDS ARE PARASITES THAT MAKE THE WORLD WORSE
>HEDGE FUNDS ARE PARASITES THAT MAKE THE WORLD WORSE
HEDGE FUNDS ARE PARASITES THAT MAKE THE WORLD WORSE
>HEDGE FUNDS ARE PARASITES THAT MAKE THE WORLD WORSE

>>58584937
Thanks, fren.
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.199 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory

DRS & Computershare
>~75.3 (18.825) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 20, 2024,
>~75.4 (18.85) by Nov. 30, 2023, ~75.4 by Aug. 31, ~76.6 by Jun. 1, ~76.0 (19.0) by Mar. 22 Vs Cede & Co
>
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 371.841B, 76P = 4.893B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 378.125B, 72P = 5.252B per (roughly)

>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Q3 23/FY23 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/20371/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20376/html
>2024 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20456/html
Q1 24 Jun 11; Meeting Jun 13
>798 pg SEC doc confessions of FIs/MMs/HFs/DCEs/Swaps Counterparties etc on short selling transparency
sec.gov/comments/s7-11-23/s71123-typec.pdf

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>Legacy links
wallet.gamestop.com
nft.gamestop.com
https://www.gmedd.com/report-model (Nov 2021)
>Use archives
Avoid DSPP:
reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>58585194
We didn’t do anything but invest in a promising company with a great CEO.
Naked shorties did this to themselves.

>>58585194
>Lol
>lmao, even

next ill open source all patents and copyrights that aren't being used. declassify all the shit i can.
give tax breaks and incentive the nuclear family. divorce f/hags get nothing.
ill take a nice big protein shit in front of the campus entrances of all ivy league colleges, while making vocation schools extremely affordable in not just the classic trades but newly equipped trades for the future of nations and humanity.

>>58585202
Was just thinking this.

Link to roof top webcam at jew HQ?

>>58585194
Hedge funds are losing a lot of money because of what they did.

>>58585199
But I'm the master of buying tops

>>58585194
I was always told not to invest more than you are willing to lose. Did you listen, hedgie?

Gonna build a Submarine to bring billionaires to the Titanic wreckage. But unlike those idiots who used a Logitech controller, I’m gonna control mine with a Candycon

>>58585204
ah hem, I'd just like to state for the record that I was never in any way acting based on antismetism.
I just like the stock

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>>58585094
>Exercise live
Holy fuck what a shitshow that would be lmao. Please make it so.

>>58585189
what drove you to post this? did you to yourself "hmm, my friends on /r/4chan probably want to know about this" or are you a retarded troglodyte who doesn't have an internal monologue. You know what, don't "go back", just kys yourself.

>58585179
K

>>58585015
legit incredible balls of steel

he is truly the chosen one who will deliver us all

WE ALL MADE IT.
NOT VACCINATED
GME RICH
CHRIST IS KING

>>58585050

u wot m8

>>58585194

>>58585226
GOD BLESS ANON
WAGMI
CHRIST IS KING

>no resistance
Clear sailing lads, we fucking made it, New York Stock Exchange by morning.

>RMS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Any flat law deniers left?

Hey guys I've been out all day how have things been with Gamest-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How the fuck are we supposed to sleep tonight?

>>58585226
Unfathomably based

If we hit $60 in AH/24h I will suck every dick in this thread

To think it hasn't even really begun

>>58585222
what a waste of trips
shame on you and your red id
you are most definitely ngmi

I genuinely cannot do anything but watch the chart

Why didn't I have more balls a month ago :/

>>58585226
Um this is misleading as there is no evidence that the vaccination is harmful and I’m going to mark it as DEBUNKED. We’re trying to foster a cohesive movement here, so this misinformation can’t be allowed to lead newcomers astray. Also, next time post a source or I will delete in on the spot. Thanks for the cooperation and welcome to /maccvaxxd/.

>>58585214
Maybe you should be heterosexual instead. Christ is king, and Christ forgives.

>>58585239
Set alerts on your apps and use them as your wakeup alarms

Now you know why they are making a new stock market in Texas lol

>>58585239
Comfy.

>>58585245
same im fried
IM FRIED
IM FRIED
IM FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>58585252

Texas tongue my anus

>>58585252
Who the fuck is investing in it LOL. not me, and they're going to be OUT of money!

>>58585239
DFV sleeps swinging multigenerational wealth and an army of assassins after him.

>>58585246
I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN WHY DIDNT I BUY MORE I FEEL LIKE A STACKLET DESPITE OWNING MORE GME THEN 99.9999% OF PEOPLE! no joke it makes me sick desu.

Every time I look at the chart it dumps and when I don’t look it pumps. I’m counting on you guys to tell me the price because I’m not allowed to watch.

March 12, 2021
June 4, 2021
November 19, 2021

What do they have in common? They all closed higher than today. Why do you baggots think this time will be different? You missed $80 last week ($320 pre-split). It will open at $30 an you will have missed ANOTHER exit.

>>58585246
Damn, that's a cheapie

>>58585202
BASED TUT TUT QUEEN

>>58585265
lmao what do you mean anon its just been going up ALL DAY
WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>theyre really going to tell people a youtube live stream announcement caused a stock to rise almost 50% in value
im not even mad im just sad and disappointed in whoever believes wall street
>reminder DFV is lurking

Ok fr, how high is this gonna hit? My fren who is a crypto-shill daytrading candle watcher says it will likely hit ~70-75, but if it can clear 80 it might rocket to 180. I told him to ledge and it will hit 100000

>>58585265
DONT LOOK

>>58585252
>New TEXAS WALL STREET
>made by Shitadel and BlackCock
Imagine being literally anyone:
>Shitadel? didn't they scam and rig the stock market?
>BlackCock? didn't they go buy everyones houses when they went broke from covid and also put all the DEI crap everywhere?

>>58584937
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 13th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
IBKR
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
>RH
Schwab

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1d6r5vp/gme_yolo_update_june_2_2024/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1d7e4uh/gme_yolo_update_june_3_2024/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1d9rq9t/gme_yolo_update_june_6_2024/

>>58585252
The current stock market is about to get glassed from orbit. I have no idea who they think is gonna invest in their new one. Kek.

I just want the glowies in here to keep reading this

>>58585267
why are you gay?

>>58585272
You’re welcome I’ve only been taking quick peeks.

>>58585252
Texas cant even manage its own power grid

>>58585265
I am going to get you a spoon so you can eat my ass

what’s Kenny thinking right now

>>58585267
im going to pump estrogen into your water and then fuck you

Are we close?

>>58585281
i just want all normies (non f.r.e.n.s) to sell.

>>58585284
It's more so they can build a castle to defend themselves under armed guard

>>58585277
checked.
Thanks for cleaning up.
Didn't saw the newest Yolo-Update.
Half a Billion, this fucking legend.

>>58585287
what's the fastest way to depart?

>>58585287
It's just static and a thousand yard stare

>>58585287
How does one kill themselves quickly and painlessly.

I SAID WE GO TO $69 TODAY

>>58585297
>Kenny goes to Hong Kong

>>58585300
checked and kek’d

>>58585287
>what’s Kenny thinking right now

>>58585287
>o-one... m-more... d-day... p-please...

Couldn’t afford more than a few GME shares but got this $20 AMC call with a 2 yr expiration. Last time AMC traced and tracked GME. I hope we make it bros.

Bros. I paper traded GME today and made $40k (traded using same amount I would have used in my brokerage)
I feel fucking SICK and FOMO'd to death bros
Now this shit is $50 after hours, and prob will explode more tomorrow

Question: how do you stop making yourself sick with fomo? Bros it's eating me alive

I wish nothing but for fates worse than death to hedgies and their shill pawns.

>>58585315
Nigga fuck off, miss me with that shit

>>58585319
stop being an emotional little baby for starters

>>58585289
$200 pre-split price. I'm fully green across everything, even my 2021 buys. 99% of people who bought in that time can cash out right now and take profit. If retail is going dump, they'll dump in the overnight or tomorrow. If they don't it's too the moon.

I don't have enough to sell but supposing someone has 20k shares, they could cash out for a cool million right now.

>>58584913
>>58584939
Based fanfic writers - I've written about 600-700k worth of fanfictions so far, and it's gotten my competency up enough to start writing a fantasy novel. There's something so fun about writing fanfictions.

>>58585315
retard

>>58585048
>https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/1d9qxlc/can_someone_explain_what_exactly_is_happening/
look at this idiot
they can't generate returns from a stock thy dont fucking hold
that's the point, theyre SHORT the stock
what a moron

>>58585319
By posting pictures of tomatos.

We sooo back!

>>58585315
>>58585319
Retards.

>>58585319
You had over 1000 days

50!!
Tomorrow is going to be fucking bonkers

>>58585323
Ok, what next though
Should've just pulled the trigger this morning in my brokerage, would literally be up a cool $40k, fuckin gayyyyy bro

Fuck I can only buy tommorrow, can I still make it? Is it time to long gorrilions?

>>58585319
>Question: how do you stop making yourself sick with fomo? Bros it's eating me alive
Hold your shares for 3 years straight while getting constantly blamed for everything bad going on, and that you're fucking retarded for going against financial advice from financial institutions.
Yes, they give you financial advice.
Yes, they did make a post/news thing saying to SHORT gme literally a day or two again.
Literally all you have to do is hold. That is all.

>>58585319
Do what you just did, but with real money, and you'd be the best trader on wallstreet

>>58585315
>>58585319
Retards.

Just stay above 50 please

>>58585329
DOES THIS ACTUALLY HELP???????
>>58585331
Yeah no shit faggot

>After-hours trading
how tf is this even legal? it's like there's two classes of people

>>58585296
WGAMI.

>>58585328
We also know that institutions own 30%, pretty far off his 80%. Like it's as fast and easy to find GME's institutional ownership as it is to find SPY's.

>>58585343
Nigga get Robinhood

>>58585342
>DOES THIS ACTUALLY HELP???????
Am I looking sick with fomo to you?

>>58585336
do you have some GME right now?

>>58585343
ya whites and non-whites

>>58585315
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOSER

We trending at 100k posts

>>58585322
Nigger I bought it a month ago let me live my life

>>58585335
after you have suppressed your emotions on the matter you can think rationally

>>58585344
another check.

>>58585343
Every broker lets you trade in AH

>>58585343
It's two rival tribes

Fr, can we get a quick 50% drop?

>>58585350
No not really actually

>>58585252
not to mention texas isnt as equipped regulatory wise to handle the ins and outs of trading so shitadel and blockcock would be able to get away with even more of their corrupt bullshit with alot less oversight.

>>58585247
semitic merchant hands wrote this bullshit

WAGMI

>>58585225
Lisan Al Gaib!

>>58585357
Shame on a nigga who try to run game on a nigga

>>58585366
This nigger really started posting tomatoes to fix his emotional trading

WAGMI

AND

WANGTPT

Another 46 Million shorts in the red today alone.
>More skulls for the skull throne

>went up $15 today
>I earned around $135,000 in a single day
>feeling a bit unreal and wondering if moass is actually happening this time
>then DFV posts his update showing a quarter of a billion gain in a single day
How does this man sleep or even function?

I only have 1 share :(

Im ready for tomorrow. Are you?

>>58585374
Wholesome desu

>Andrew left literally got wiped out again
Who the hell keeps giving this retard money?

Interesting.

I own 1 stonk and i'm curious how this plays out in the infinity pool scenario where i just hodl through mass hedgie death as i dont care about money. How will they close their shorts if nihilists like me arent selling? What will happen?

>>58585374
Only advice any anon gave and I think it worked

>>58585382
Government bailouts probably.

>>58585373
I will rip your throat out nigger full stop nigger I’ll beat your meat nigga bitch frfr

>>58585378
CHEAPIES

>>58585376
Actually, LOL, that's woefully not up to date with the 180 Million volume we've had today. We'll see how many more shores were added when everything gets tallied.
>50% would be 90 million short volume.

>>58585384
dafuq

Did /ourguy/ Richard make a new video?

>>58585388
Checked but your attitude isnt based. Calm down or you're
>NGMI

>>58585385
You figured it out. Infinity pool isn't a meme. Phone number prices are not a meme. The best time to be alive is now.

I have 51 shares
Will I be rich enough to take my cute gf away on a nice holiday
I want to surprise her

>>58585384
What does it mean?

>>58585110
I miss him so much brehs

>>58585378
How does $500,000 sound?

I reall didnt think GME schizos were gonna make it and Its shocking they did it before the link marines, I know most of ya'll are white millenial dads working shit jobs so im happy for yall

>>58585384
imagine gme actually crashes the economy

>>58585396
Try to fade a nigga like me like that well throw hands nigga I’ll wipe that hook nose off your stupid face your yamaka will expose your kike barcode nigga

>>58585399
volume active in another part of the stock market. It might be active in...certain stocks.

>>58585406
You give kek trips, quads, dubs and quints for 3 years, and you don't think he has been conjuring something amazing?

>>58585287
>NOOOO

>>58585352
No! It will take atleast half a day to get it. I lost the 3 years train..

>>58585406
The stock market is not the economy.

>>58585393
>last video was "It's getting personal"
I wonder what the title of his next one will be. I actually, and unironically want to see him tear out of happiness. Dude puts a lot into his videos and it shows.

So Ryan was never going to do anything. We had to rely on DFV to show some cojones.

>>58584937
Will $GME surpass Nvidia's 3T market cap during MOASS and what color will you be buying your Lamboat in?

>>58585391
They're just going to keep doubling down, aren't they?

>>58585377
You get used to it.

You're here wondering if you've been priced out. You have. You had 3 years.

>>58585409
I don't know where you're going with this. I wish you the best of luck anon.

>>58585415
it is when the 1% controls almost everything

>>58585424
lmao in a few weeks people will wish they bought at $50

>>58585375
WAGMI

AND

WANGTPT

CHRIST IS KING
GOD BLESS YOU ALL ANONS
WE SHALL DEFEAT EVIL

>>58585418
Computershare purple

>sold 40 shares last week at $40 because I knew the stock would go down after Gill posted his positions
>forgot to buy back in when it went down to $29
FUCK
at least I still have my remaining 40 shares, r-right?

>>58585414
You can still buy from your broker during afterhours

>>58585429
That’ll be tomorrow. In a few weeks it will be ogre

>>58585419
First you double down
Then you double down for a 4x
Then you double double double down for 8x.
Then 16x
Then 32x
Then 64x
Then 128x
Moral of the story, don't double down more than once kids.

>>58585397
Yeah but how will it play out? Are they going to be frogmarched round to each weirdo autist's dms offering anything from a million dollars and a blowjob to please sell them the share?

>>58585437
Talmud calculators have no limits

>>58585406
>imagine

already sold my call and doubled my money off that
holding on with 10 shares now
we are making it to the fucking moon

Okay why the FUCK am I losing money?

>>58585398
Don't blow your money on girls

>>58585337
they really did tell retail to short the stock 2 days ago
those fucking rats, the ledgening can't come soon enough

I think it’s best we stop buying and let the stock cool down, this could ruin many people’s lives and lose people jobs if we continue this. You don’t want to be responsible for suicides do you? Think before you act and leave the stock that should be 5$. Invest in credible institutions and companies not this garbage.

>>58585417
Ryan had the hardest job in this game, stopping the company from going under.

>>58585377
I'm up 6 figures too and am numb to it. I could sell right now and buy a GTR in cash but nah. I could sell at 7 figures and buy a new house but nah. I'm shooting for 8 figures minimum. What the fuck is the point if I have to go back to waging caging for property tax and maintenance upkeep? 10 million isn't going to last especially with this fucking inflation. I need to be up 50 million before even considering to sell.

>>58585448
Blow it on shemales instead

>>58584944
Yes. Everyone holding shares in DRS will make it

>>58585429
I'm going to laugh when what's left of /biz/ realizes we were right all along and collectively ropes because they are priced out.

>>58585447
>he bought

>58585450
In order:
>No.
>Good.
>Yes.
>Never and eat shit.
>It's a legitimate institution and you can choke on it.
Next

>>58585447
>average cost: 50.60
bogged

>>58585449
Exactly.

Guys seriously stop buying it’s not funny anymore.

>>58585451
His part of the attack comes next week this is Kittys playground for now

>>58585453
I aint selling till im retired. Fuckem

>>58585450
How many suicides?

>>58585379
where to see?

>>58585469
Somewhere between 1 and all.

Seriously stop this isn’t a fucking joke you are actually hurting people this isn’t a game. People work hard for their money not to be lost and you think pumping a stock is a game it’s not it’s dangerous and undermines our entire economy.

>>58585453
>>58585463
I was up 6 figures in May and now I'm up 6 figures again. Doesn't mean shit. I'm holding for freedom.

>>58584943
>>58584943
>>58584943
Thread limit reached, the other (fake) thread is at 55/310.

>>58585471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1prSyyIco0

>>58585450
Trading is a hard game. There are winners and losers. Not on us if someone ropes or takes a short walk off a tall building because they can't cope with poor decision making.

CAPTCHA: JOYD

>>58585453
You’d basically be a slave if you sold now. Hold a little longer until you can be free. You deserve it

>>58585469
6 million

>>58585475
Mr.Left how much more bailouts do you need?

Please stop. It’s not fun just stop

>>58585475

>>58585475
your larp wasn't funny in the last thread, please stop

>>58585450
I agree. At first I was in it for the memes but after taking a step back I realized how immature we are being. I'm going to sell some now and the rest when market opens tomorrow

Anons, be honest with me. Have I already missed the boat? I put in a transfer to my broker this morning to get in there but converting my banana republic dollars to USD takes a few days. Shoud I just write my will now?

>>58585482
lol shorty

This is not a GME board. If you see Citadel behind every blade of grass, if you think you're fighting the man, if you only really care about one stock, this is not the board for you.

There are better places for you filled with people who are just as excited about that shit as you are. Go there.

"THIS IS BUSINESS & FINANCE HOW DARE YO-". None of you sell. Your general doesn't even let you post gains. You yell at eachother for getting out. It's a financial suicide cult. Only one person is allowed to sell it seems. Unfortunately DFV and the way regulars behave is a package deal, and we do not accept delivery. I hope you guys don't get fucked again and spend three years coping about hedgies and FTDs and whatnot.

>>58585464
>more gamma tomorrow
>more FOMO tomorrow
>RC starts shitposting next week
>even more gamma
>even more FOMO
>DFV starts exercising
>MAX GAMMA
>SHORT SQUEEZE
>ENDGAME

>>58585482
>it's not fun
holy skill issue, the entire point of gamestop is that you play video games while your investment does a funny

Find your dreams come true
And I wonder if you know
What it means, what it means
And I wonder if you know
What it means, what it means
And I wonder if you know
What it means to find your dreams
And I wonder

[Verse 1: Kanye West & Labi Siffre]
I've been waitin' on this my whole life (And I wonder)
These dreams be wakin' me up at night (And I wonder)
You say I think I'm never wrong (And I wonder)
You know what? Maybe you're right, aight?

[Chorus: Labi Siffre]
And I wonder if you know
What it means, what it means
And I wonder if you know
What it means to find your dreams
And I wonder

[Verse 2: Kanye West & Labi Siffre]
You say he get on your fuckin' nerves (And I wonder)
You hope that he get what he deserves—word! (And I wonder)
Do you even remember what the issue is?
You just tryin' to find where the tissue is
You can still be who you wish you is
It ain't happen yet, and that's what intuition is (And I wonder)
When you hop back in the car
Drive back to the crib, run back to they arms
The smokescreens, the chokes and the screams
You ever wonder what it all really means?

https://youtu.be/4qR_JH4fERM

>>58585450
I just love the stock
I'm going to eat a tomato now

>>58585475
but naked short selling is totally cool, right?
Lmao get fucked hedgie faggot

>DFV's stream is just him spending the entire trading day exercising his calls 1 contract at a time and watching the price shoot up
Can't wait to see CNBC's reaction

>>58585476
Freedom is why we all are still here.
WAGMI anon.

>>58585477 Checked
Still got a ways to go for the image limit.

>>58585497
Jimmy Shill will genuinely have a stroke live on TV

JUST SHORT THE STOCK AND SELL IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE
SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE AND JUST ADMIT YOU DONT KNOW HOW THE MARKET WORKS

>>58585488
Shut up Bitch

>>58585450
Pavement livestream wen?

>>58585501
I hold for my frens. WAGMI

>>58585488
Shit up bitch.

>>58584944
That's only average because of the last few weeks. Before that, it was like 2-3 million.

>>58585487
IF GME is too hot for you look at FFIE and AMC. Not financial advice.
FFIE is penny stock that was about to be delisted and shorted to unknown heights before people found it and bought it up. It has major distortions but many shares available and is effectively on sale. r/ffie is fast rising and has had sizable activity
AMC is AMC, follows GME

>>58585524
This is a shill.

>>58585524
>Ken's Company
>Adam Enron

>>58585503
Wasn't aware, I'm used to the post limit killing threads and not image limit. Oh well, an attempt was made.

>not financial advice
>post reads like literal financial advice

I don't understand why people are even talking about "selling". Isn't Ryan Cohen going to ask for the shares back with the merger? We're literally only just at the starting line.

>>58585487
>The GameStop short squeeze, starting in January 2021, was a short squeeze occurring on shares of GameStop, primarily triggered by the Reddit forum WallStreetBets. This squeeze led to the share price reaching an all-time intraday high of US$483 on January 28, 2021 on the NYSE.This squeeze caught the attention of many news networks and social media platforms.
>US$483
if there's a short squeeze you could be early but nobody really knows

>>58585524
>bring in ze distraction bots

>>58585541
You’re ahead of many people ITT.

>>58585398
If that woman knows you have even a fraction of what you'll probably get from this you're going to be completely broke within 3 years. Women and money mix like gasoline and bullets in a 90s action movie

>>58585540
Falling off the bottom of page 10 and getting archived is what kills threads and right now /biz/ is so slow it can take an entire day for that to happen.

>>58585524
glow harder nigger

>>58585568
Alright, thank you, I'll wait for the image limit on the next thread. Speaking of, what is the image limit? 110?

>>58585535
I just like the stock, Electric cars are cool.
I'm fresh to the Call Options game so I'm starting small in the smaller guys

it's happening

>>58585576
If you’re not a shill then you’re a sucker.

Kenny what doing?

>>58585488
>over 3000 posts
>18 GME threads currently up
Face it loser /biz/ is a GME board. Seethe about it on social media and post a screenshot of in the next thread. Make sure it doesn't have your name and face on it or you might get bullied to suicide just like tiny dong

>>58585576
>brown shitstained hands typed this post

>>58585575
150. Pretty low for a fast general.

>>58585524
kill yourself faggot

>>58585587
ledging

>>58585586
Explain it to me then, what's wrong with FFIE?

>>58585108
Kek

>>58585510
>>58585514
>>58585589
Anon tried to meme

>>58585104
Yea I feel bad for anyone who shorted it.

>>58585618
I didn't see that because I don't visit the cringe mines.

>>58585607
Literally owned by Ken Griffin (who will be liquidated soon).

>>58585432
Same but I had a 30 dollar limit sale

Guess it's nice compared to normal market.

>>58585194
You had like 3 years to close your shorts.

>>58585524
Tongue my anus. This is financial advice.

>>58585135
Clint was revealed as a psyop many times but I’m glad even the normies in this thread will finally see why he’s been building this persona for the last few months.

>>58585631
Dude you're missing on videos like this
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1d82lzs/comment/l7fpeuk/

>>58585120
Hey, how did you get this pic of me on a date with anon?

>>58585618
Think of it as a cross-website (You). Whoever originally wrote that is in these threads right now seething.
>/biz/ is a GME board
>r/wsb/ is a GME sub
>deal with it faggots

>>58585667
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1d82lzs/comment/l7fpeuk/
>Should have known someone wanted to show me a mans asshole
Thanks for my yearly dose of reddot cringe.

>>58585677
I almost want moass to fail so I don't wagmi with these literal faggots

>>58585686
I see it this way. They will acknowledge their cringe when they still manage to drive people away from them and fix their ways, or they will blow their money on useless bullshit while we do real work.

https://x.com/pulte/status/1798813036125536410
Pulte finally shows his true form

>>58585494
>https://youtu.be/4qR_JH4fERM
Fantastic mix, thanks for sharing fren : )

>>58585677
>>58585686
ever hear of /gif/????

>>58585702
Sorry, meant I, not we.

>>58585705

What's a jif?

>>58585704
>Ryan doesn’t
Wow I guess Pulte didn’t know anything after all. Case dismissed.

>remember gme_meltdown exists
>start chuckling out loud
Those fags are unbelievable, lol. This shit isn't even like bitcoin where people can make valid insults against it like it being a massive waste of resources or it being used by grifters running scam operations. What a stupid community.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

just blew the fuckin doors off of 52
LETS
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How am I going to fall asleep tonight bros.

>>58585790
drink a bottle of wine like I just did
gnite

>>58585772

>>58585790
Sleep brings you closer to DFV’s livestream fren.
You want to be awake and alert for tomorrow.

>>58585797
Gnite
>>58585801
Solid advice

53
>53
53
>53
53
>53

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>>58585806
you're way better at this than me
thank you senpai

IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP GAMESTOP

>>58585790
im playing ff16, its pretty great. fell in love with ff7rb. fall asleep playing dope games.

Let’s not be greedy guys
Maybe we should sell
They’ve learned their lessons
Oy

>>58585823
Ganbare kouhai

>>58585842
What was this anon trying to say? Oyster?

post your wagmi face
also
54
>54
54
>54
54
>54

>>58585852
THERE'S NO WHERE YOU CAN RUN, KEN.

>>58585852

>>58585844
checked
>54

>>58585852
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Redacted" did a piece on RK/GME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0M5BwWPRvs

>>58585852