/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58573903
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.199 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory

DRS & Computershare
>~75.3 (18.825) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 20, 2024,
>~75.4 (18.85) by Nov. 30, 2023, ~75.4 by Aug. 31, ~76.6 by Jun. 1, ~76.0 (19.0) by Mar. 22 Vs Cede & Co
>
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Start of June Monday RRP: 387.069B, 63P = 6.144B per (roughly)
Tuesday RRP: 377.825B, 77P = 4.907B per (roughly)

>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Q3 23/FY23 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/20371/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20376/html
>2024 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20456/html
Q1 24 Jun 11; Meeting Jun 13
>798 pg SEC doc confessions of FIs/MMs/HFs/DCEs/Swaps Counterparties etc on short selling transparency
sec.gov/comments/s7-11-23/s71123-typec.pdf

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>Legacy links
wallet.gamestop.com
nft.gamestop.com
https://www.gmedd.com/report-model (Nov 2021)
>Use archives
Avoid DSPP:
reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>58573903
first for i just found out that i can trade in pre and after market for the same fee and normal hours. Nice!

>Famous investor Warren Buffett took advantage of loss carryforwards with his purchase of Berkshire Hathaway in 1965, and today investors can use knowledge of NOLs deductions to identify companies that are poised to unlock higher free cash flows in upcoming years.

>Berkshire synonymous with great wealth and success, and it all started with some shrewd investment and “extraction” of early cash flows partly through net operating loss carryforwards.

>“And it turns out that the 1964 balance sheet was in effect missing an important hidden financial asset in terms of available past losses that could be used to eliminate substantial future income taxes. Subsequently, Berkshire did make substantial profits in 1965 and 1966 that benefited greatly from a lack of income taxes.”

>In the years to follow, Berkshire posted great earnings. In 1965, the first year since purchase, Berkshire posted around a $4.00 EPS with zero income tax paid!

This is why BBBY / DK Butterfly makes shills seethe. Ryan Cohen challenged Warren Buffett to a thumb war. He's going to get the GME holding company started by acquiring BBBY / DK Butterfly to take advantage of the billions of dollars in NOLs, just as Warren Buffet did when he got started. Again, in order to do so, previous shareholders must be preserved.

Gameshire Bathaway will be born soon and we're gonna WAGMI so hard.

New World Order has been replaced.

All aboard the New WAGMI Order. Choo, choo.

You will own share in the greatest company of all time and you will be happy!

>>>/pol/470208819
Anyone got more info on how this will affect GME holders?

>>58573943
>Literal who crypto grifter.
Same as last thread, why should I believe him?

COHEN.... MAN ITS BEEN 3 YEARS DUDE... WHAT THE FUCK. I STILL HAVE TO WORK A FUCKING DAY JOB! I WAS PROMISED FUCK YOU MONEY AND RETIREMENT! GET OUT OF YOUR FLORIDA BEACH HOUSE GET YOUR ASS TO GRAPEVINE TEXAS AND GET YOUR SELF IN THAT FUCKING OFFICE AND WORK LIKE THE REST OF US! MAKE SHIT HAPPEN!

>>58573946
Believe him or not, it's a fun thought exercise.
And if it actually happens, might be good to have an idea of what to do beforehand.

>>58573903
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 13th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
IBKR
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
>RH
Schwab

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1d6r5vp/gme_yolo_update_june_2_2024/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1d7e4uh/gme_yolo_update_june_3_2024/

>>58573952
>Believe him or not
I don't, stop posting random grifters as gospel truth.

>>58573957
No. I will post whatever the fuck I want.
Faggot.

I can't wait to bankrupt israel

What's everyone's post moass investment strategies? Il buy Land il buy up a good portion of BTC,montero, and efferiumz after the hedgies dump it. Buy up all the gold and silver within a 200 mile radius, Not too sure about reinvesting in stocks after this even though I would like some dividend income.

>>58573958
Buy an ad.

>>58573957
>https://x.com/realBruceSnyder/status/1797808069495210354
Here's another one for you.
For those who don't know, the US-Saudi Petrodollar agreement is set to expire on June 9th. The Saudis have already stated that they WILL NOT renew the agreement.

>>58573967
https://x.com/realBruceSnyder
Again, another grifter. Follow him on Rumble.

You're the kind of retard who pays for the PPshow or Peruvian bull.

>>58573967
Don't care shillnigger. This is more important.
It directly affect my GME gains.

SAUDI ARABIA WILL NOT RENEW THE PETRODOLLAR AGREEMENT WITH THE USA ON JUNE 9TH!!!

I like gamestop.

>>58573961
Buy up a large portion of russian land from the Chinese, start a cult that deifies DFV as God and make the locals worship him

>>58573942
>DK Butterfly
what's that, a stock? Can I buy it?

>>58573975
You're arguing with a glownigger. He's probably even a GPT bot or a brainwashed boomer. Regardless, bitch will find out soon.

>>58573986
> DK Butterfly?
I know her on discord she is into kinky donkey kong e-sex

>>58574000
Yeah I'm a glownigger because I hate grifters getting posted here?

>>58574004
>Hurrr Merrica Stronk
The empire is dead, bucko. The GameStop saga should have made that apparent. Once the petrodollar is disbanded, the guts will fall out of whats left of the U.S.

>>58574010
And these literal who grifters on Xitter have the inside scoop, I'm sure.

wow wonder why deep faggot value didn't give us an update
kek baggies

>>58574016
>flat line for entire day

gee I wonder

>>58574016
His only options are to either buy the shares (which would pump the price) or to not do anything which nobody is expecting him to do at the moment. This fud doesn't even make any sense now.

>>58573977
watameloning... has changed...

I refuse to believe there are dumb niggers here who still try and fud BBBY and Wu Tang.

You lost

You didn't pay attention

You got filtered by Platinum Tranny.

How stupid must you have been
not to listen to Cohen?

How did you even get this far in GME by being this fucking stupid?

It's literally just 3 of you vs everyone else. You fucking retards. Hubris is a motherfucker

>>58573961
Make hardcore coomer porn games as a hidden job and start a romance novel publishing business as a front for it.
Simple as

>>58574032
I simply do not care about either unless it has a direct effect on the stock. It's all speculation and you guys keep spamming every thread while being divisive and calling people names. If anything does happen great, that's good. If nothing happens then you have just been a distraction and an annoyance. Surely you can see peoples frustration when you act as antagonistic as you are.

>>58573961
I’m gonna be a huge landlord and raise rents for single moms.

>>58573961
I'm going to bomb israel and make my waifu real.

>>58573961
Go full dividend farm, buy a good house, tell my family I only made enough profit to buy a place, proceed to be a NEET, maybe get friendly with a smoke shop and offer to grow weed for them so I at least have a side hobby with obligations so I don't get too sedentary.

Did you buy some $100c 6/21?

>>58574059
but of course

>>58574059
Should I?

roaring kitty do something

Don't forget, on top of all this gme stuff going on, Saudi Arabia will stop selling oil ONLY in dollars on June 9th which is a massive blow to the USD. It seems like quite a few things are brewing, a perfect storm of sorts. Maybe Saudi will end up like Iraq 2.0 (Sadam Hussein wanted to sell oil in € and not only $), we'll see.

So shkreli was trolling with that citadel bullshit, right? He sounded so fake. But if he wasn’t, that’s incredibly silly, and we know the silliest outcome always happens..

>>58574115
This might not be the immediate end of the dollar as the main reserve currency, but it will certainly weaken it relative to the other reserve currencies. This perfectly fits the cycles Ray Dalio talks about in "the chaning world order"

>>58574059
bro whoaaa thats cool
how much did that cost you

>>58573961
>>58574115
>>58574117
My guess - PMs, land and crypto, maybe real estate, maybe even other emerging currencies

>>58573961
I wouldn't count out stocks completely (probably not on the NYSE or other manipulated markets). After 2008/9 buying solid MBS made some institutions a bunch of money because they crashed too hard, same might happen to some stocks. A correction is needed, but imagine buying stocks at -70% from what they are worth now, that's a steal

>>58574123
> got a lot of dix pix in dms

I shoulda bought Crypto instead

>tfw you bully hedge funds so hard they had to make their own stock exchange to get away from you

>>58574082
He did. He no longer needs to post. Everyone already knows what's going to happen; the options will expire Jun 21 and he will exercise them.

Today I will remind them that it's ogre.

This is all so exciting. Its like I'm a kid on Christmas again. I can't wait until I'm a millionaire and my tomboy girlfriend is making me sock-sweat and breast-milk milkshakes.

>>58574147
>Blackrock and Citadel refuse to recognise Washington
>Start their own microeconomy based on slave labour and mercenary militia
>California "Me Too"s
>The U.S. balkanizes because you bought a stock

>>58574147
Wait someone explain. I thought BlackRock was long on GME?

>>58574149
I think he's trying to and etrade are trying to throw a spanner in the works

>>58574164
Probably an easier way to carve out the husk of Citadel so they can take over their market making responsibilities post MOASS.

>>58574151
We dug first grave yes, but what about second grave?

>>58574164
Blackrock is long everything, guess what happens when everything crashes. They can't hold GME to retard numbers to compensate because then they'll become target number one for all of the public unrest and legal reprecussions. They'll have to paperhand for a few billion at best. The ensuing clampdown after the fallout to prevent a repeat will also heavily damage their future profits. Make no mistake, moass is going to screw BR over hard, they're just better equipped to survive the storm than the rest.

>Xhiter accounts posting 0614 and 0621 20c calls "I managed to exercise my call early"
>Literally floods of early exercised calls
Going for the mob mentality to break up a gamma squeeze, eh? Very new tactic, I like it.

>>58574159
>Blackcock and Shitterhell refuse to recognize (un)washingcunt.
>Start their own microcock based on toilet slaves and mammary militia.
>California Me Too's
>The SS buttcanizes because you sucked my cock.

>>58574180
>1pbtid about muh burgerstand iz 5evas
Clap for me, fatty, because you sure as fuck can't run from what happens next.

>>58574159
Citadel teaming up with Texas is too ancap for my tastes.

>>58574115
This is the real indicator that the US president is weak.

>>58574180
Are you that federal agent that comes in here and talks about his guns while trying to get anons to threaten violence?

>>58573961
Depends on what the financial world looks like after all this is done. Gold obviously, maybe some land, to hedge against full collapse. Otherwise, bitcoin, maybe some stocks that’ll never collapse, like energy or something, I’ll probably be able to get the best investment advice money can buy, so I’m not too worried. I plan on always having some money always parked in GME of course.

What I’m most excited for is using my money to invest in my writing career. Working a full time job has left me little time to pursue the things I’m passionate about. I mainly write fiction, but I’d love to be one of the first holders to put out a GME book after this pops, partially an autobiography, partly non-fiction.

Just a little something that captures the highs and lows of this saga in a way that feels personal. I’m not a financial genius or anything, and I’m sure I’m not the only one thinking about doing this. So, I wouldn’t mind collabing with other writers to get a better final general “the full story of GME” book and then just doing a separate autobiography on my own perspective.

>dan is coping
The man who made fun of conspiracy theories creates a fantastical word of imagination to cope. God, I’m loving what Keith is doing to their brains. Keep the meltdowns coming.

Anyone know how this anon is coping rn?

>>58574202
>downies don’t know about buy, borrow, die
Ok well this partly explains why they love the establishment, they don’t even know how they fuck over the common man by making up dumb exceptions and rules. Actually, it basically explains everything: they know nothing, not even the basics of how this economy works.

>>58574202
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumb_Money#:~:text=In%20October%202022%2C%20Sony%20Pictures,the%20film%20for%20%2420%20million.
>In October 2022, Sony Pictures bought the domestic and select international distribution rights to the film for $20 million.

>>58574209
Forgot picrel

>>58574210
Dan is just mad he can’t rope, they don’t sell industrial grade titanium cord to civvies.
>someone post the cock worship pic

>>58574200
>using my money to invest in my writing career.
Based and same

>>58574212
OK, one downie knows how it works. Other downies amazed that this is possible. More at 10.

I will finally be able to pay 5 niggers to fuck me and my wife at the same time in our new 100 million $ house wearing the same pink outfit. We will both cum on their nigger cocks at the same time while choking on nigger cock thus losing control of what is real, all this while Kenny sucks BBC in jail for financial crimes. Life is good hoss..

Todays first kekening will be 15:10 when Garry G. is seething with cocain jimmy and some other shills on Central Nigger Broadcast Channel.

>>58574221
But of course. This is not possible with GameStop because, uhhh, they don’t make enough money.
>can’t even say it’s unprofitable anymore

>>58574220
I knew I wasn’t the only writefag that invested in this. Our day in the sun will come soon, brother. It’ll be up to us to romanticize the GME holder and demonize the Hedgie in the eyes of the normie by writing the truth about what has happened here.

>>58574202
>>58574212
>>58574221
>>58574235
We get it. Predditors are transexual retards.

>>58574206
LMAO thats me
im sitting cozy im my herman miller, HOLDING. Went in another round. 1001 shares my nigga. im gonna wagmi so hard, you cannot belive it.
Monitoring the situation every 3hrs.

It's going to pump today isn't it.
>Hump Day

>>58574258
God wills it.

German market is boring and pre-market is dead. It's going to be a nothingburger day, isn't it?

>>58574234
09:10 Burgertime*

Received first letter of computershare after a week, feel good to own my share in my hand

>>58574277
Duel of Fates just kicked in, 10 hour loop, its fucking today

The five stages of hedgie grief:
>1. Denial - "Forget GameStop, GameStop is going bankrupt, dying brick and mortar"
>2. Anger - "DFV is manipulating the market! Retail is fucking things up!" (Currently)
>3. Bargaining - "Just sell now, take your gains now, don't be greedy!"
>4. Depression - Billionaires crying on TV
>5. Acceptance - Marge calls and hedgies assume the ledge position

>>58574212
holy projecting lmao, that exactly what they (rich faggot) are doing, so of course they think people mean this when they talk about infinity pool and all this endgame shitpost

>>58574281
It's time for silocucks and towelniggers to take a back seat, leave the pumping to your local Loopchads

>>58574303
i will sell 1 single share when billionaire start to paint wallstreet road.
They better skip to acceptance fast

>>58573967
What if the saudis just wants nothing to do with the US since it's gonna implode soon
Smart on their part they don't want to be left holding bags of shit

>RK makes a return and the market goes crazy
>News that BlackRock and Citadel looking to exit NYSE
>DTCC posts reference guide for "shut it down"
I manifested this.

>Sell or die
Thinly veiled threats against investors on social media are okay?

>>58574310
>Kawasaki
>that post in public
Reaching critical [ANGER] levels

>>58574310
Go ahead make a martyr of DFV....
That will make everyone sell ....
I would sell everything my own including my ass/boi pucci to do direct buys on CSgo at that point

>>58574310
>He's running a pump and dump
>He's got to sell soon
>Why isn't he taking profit?
>realization.pavement

Digits is percent chance of moass today, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal

>>58574310
Suppose GME pops off, who's the bigger dog then? You emasculated PeeWee50cc for a username.

>>58574319
>he is about to become a billionaire
>he sadly passed away at 2am from self inflicted acid bath, self immolation, rocks around his ankles at the bottom of a lake with a concrete didlo inserted in his cheeks
>his postion has been respectfully returned to $GME and not his kin
>Up next we have Cramer on why you should be investing in this oven
>thats right john this oven company now doing ovens you can fit full people in straight from the german markets, back in 5

>>58574319
Girl you crazy..
How much?

>>58574310
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeee he’s pulling a pump and dump but why won’t he get the dump over with

>>58574340
Do PnD'ers even have a contingency for no exit strategy?

>>58574340
It's amazing how quickly they end up contradicting themselves

>>58574310
>p-please dump
>it’s ok just dump it now please
>please
>I beg you

>>58574195
>>58574184
Lmao I literally just was bored at work and felt like replacing a post with obscenities. This board is so fucking paranoid when it comes to accusing people of shit. You guys make /pol/ seem reasonable.
I could just comment "the" and I'd get several schizo replies calling me a shill for this or that reason lol

>>58574310
I guess its war now.

>>58574351
Oops, looks like you’ve left me a coded message that reveals your home address. En route.

>>58574338
Holy shit that glare

GameStop

Pump and dump is this week's hedgie dog whistle.

kitty please do something today

>>58574358
That guy got castrated when they went home. He's now an eunuch

Any idea if Kitty decides to bail and sell? I have a feeling he was aiming for the price to be $40 so that he could exercise his contracts for cheap due to the high value of the contracts. But since the price is now 26 bucks(which is his breakeven after premiums), he had no choice but to abandon his plan. Any thoughts?

t. XXXX shares, 50% DRSed

>>58573961
Link

>>58574195
>>58574184
One time I predicted GME was gonna dump at market open after it had been pumping all night and I got insulted by the whole thread, called a shill, and even threatened and then just like I predicted, it did.
I've also predicted it would pump other times but if you're not 100% bullish at all times here you're a shill. It's like a cult.
I really hope the MOASS happens and I have a moonbag in at all times and keep buying power set aside for the MOASS, but the people in this thread are crazy lol..
You can't even shit post without being attacked.

>>58574374
Holy glow, batman! Just got into the office? Warm up first before posting here.

>>58574374
I will fuck your face and ass for 2 hours straight . you will not regret. Many such cases.

>>58574355
I wish, im horny.

>>58574378
Sounds like you had insider info and shared it with non-insiders. I’ve reported your IP to the relevant authorities. They’ll determine if a crime occurred or not.

>>58574378
OK nostradamus

>>58573961
millions in cash
hide in my closet

>>58574378
This guy is a retard from wallstreetbet, you better start to believe he will cash in no matter what

>>58574384
If you really wished you would’ve have hid it so well. 20 minutes out. We will hug and kiss if consent is given. Don’t forget the safe word.

peepee poopoo

>>58574374
>your ID is glowing
This sounds like a giant bag of FUD. So here's it spelled out to all the shills and cucks. My man RK held through pre-split $400 to $70 and everything in between. And he bought more during the congress event on a gigantic low. He bought these calls when the price was what, 19-21 and when he has options, he will exercise. He only ever sold to in order to get money to exercise, never for money.

>dfv sold years ago
>okay, he didn't sell then, but he definitely pumped and dumped in May
>okay, he didn't sell in May, but he's definitely going to sell now
how quickly and constantly they pivot

>small ooo

>>58574396
Wutchu say about my momma

>>58574374
How about you jump and we stop doing this little song and dance of you pretending to be someone you’re not on the internet? Any thoughts?

>>58574399
Don’t forget
>his account was hacked
>actually he sold it
>actually he’s trolling baggies
>well actually he’s coordinating a pump and dump
All in the course of a couple weeks.

>>58574399
Don't forget Mondays emergency one

>LOOK! HE SOLD! AND REBOUGHT AT A HIGHER RATE!

This one was a good one.

>>58574251
wtf is this, i cant read it

>>58574399
it's like shills are spilling their spaghetti all over the place to see what sticks on the floor but the floor is already 2483 gorillion.

>>58574399
>>58574403
>>58574406
actually his broker is going to kick him off
actually he's going to be sued and forced to give back all his shares because hes a market manipulator

>>58574428
How can he be a market manipulator when he does not control the price?

>>58574435
he makes money and he is not a market maker = illegal

>>58574435
Lol.
Lmao even.
Case closed

>>58574435
>Picrel of Hedgie daughters will also ask how and why too
>But about how and why their Daddies did this to them

>>58574428
He isn't a manipulator. It's fine to buy stocks and it's fine to disclose your portfolio. And memes aren't market manipulation. You're just mad because he's copying warren buffets play book

Holy shit the volatility rn

>>58573967
>The Saudis have already stated that they WILL NOT renew the agreement.
then it should be trivial to find their press release on the subject instead of posting a tertiary source

>>58574439
talmudic magic always wins in the end

>>58574232
You have a diseased brain, friend. I'm relieved I'm not your opponent

>>58574308
the royal saudi bank accounts are loaded with several trillion dollars still; it doesnt make sense that they're not converting all that shit too if they think the US will implode

>>58574452
Agree.

>>58574455
Did you ask the Royal Saudis what they're doing with their money in top secret world changing business deals personally? If not then
>>>/pol/
Go back

>>58574455
They need dollars to buy GME, did you think about this ?

>>58574459
that much money moving would have some financial schizo on /biz/ asking where all this cash is coming from. we know they're not dumping USD for other currencies because those charts are all chilling, for example.
>>58574464
we also know they are not (yet) dumping USD for GME for the same reason

>>58574466
Ken Griffin should buy gme next. You know, since he is obligated to.

>>58574251

finally a SS-Oberjunker i can get behind

>>58574322
That looks tasty

>>58574394
If he’s still in then I’m in. I hate the way that this place has become just like superstink where you can’t even question RK.

My S&P500 liquidated, I will be sending the buy order in for the usual morning dump.

YOLO

>>58574495
Kys

>58574495
>you can’t even question RK
There's nothing to question, the dude literally has his finger on the hedgie rape button and he proudly declared this to the entire world.

>>58574496
>mfw when this is finally the day it pumps at open
http://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/borrow-fee/
you might have to wait for mid day for our shortie discount

>>58574512
>mfw i forgot my face

>>58574495
You should question what ledge you will eventually jump from faggot.

You midwits act like some Masshole getting rich gambling with daddy’s money is going to lift you out of poverty. It won’t. Even if the DTCC steps in to pay RK, you don’t get any of that money. Oh, wow, you did a 10x on the ten shares you bought at $180... I make $1800 in shitcoin pumps while I take a midday nap. But no, throw away three years of opportunities for a dying brick and mortar funky pop retailer. Again, I repeat - Roaring Kitty becoming a billionaire DOESN’T FUCKING CONCERN YOU. You’re not even going to clear enough to quit wageslaving for a summer. But the twitter meme master will! And that’s what’s important!!1!

>>58574495
>questioning a nigger with an insane options bet
>slapped his dick on Citadels table, looks Ken right in the eyes and says "I want tendies"

Volume being this low in premarket. My almonds are activated. What are they up to?

>>58574532
How would I make $1800 if I don’t sell? Explain?
>verification not required

>>58574537
Everyone on the phone to each other saying "DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH IT!" has that effect

>snrgv0hW
You seem angry

>no DFV update
He dumped on you baggots again lmao

>>58574532
But your wife will still cum on my cock like a bitch and i will still own your ass so that's a good deal for me hoss..

>>58574532

you must have taken a long time to write that out.


i´m glad this has taken away precious time from your life, we only get so much time in this world and you wasted so much of yours on a stock you do not own or apparently have no financial interest in

DFV never sold a share. DFV doesn't have backers. DFV doesn't use margins. He bought extremely short dated options before his first like on Twitter and likely got out with a 40x to 50x gain. Look at pic for open interest.
Is everyone stupid and can't look at the volume and do grade 4 math?

>DFV average 4.8 million shares = $22.6987
>Average 800k adjst. split = $13.79435
>Cash Apr 16 2021: $3,535,248.01
>Money invested June 2 2024: $163,439,340
>Money invested + cash June 2 2024: $192,715,740.56

Cash Apr 16 2021 treasury interest up to May 9 2024 (DFV returns to twitter, likes Run Lola Run): about 3 years of interest earned on cash.

Historical U.S. Government Money Market Trust/Treasuries yields:
https://seekingalpha.com/symbol/VMFXX/dividends/yield
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/FEDFUNDS
april 2021 0.09
april 2022 0.33
april 2023 4.83 --> started in treasuries here? Locked in 1Y, results $3,709,831.69.
Or:
SPY April 16 2021 until April 16 2024. +22.38%
Results $4,326,436.51

Required return S&P: $192,715,740.56/$3,709,831.69 = ~52x (51.9473)
Required return 1Y 4.83% treasury: $192,715,740.56/$4,326,436.51 = ~45x (44.5438)

If DFV beat the market investing his cash during his 3 year hiatus he would an even smaller return to pull this off.
Even with just investing in treasuries or the S&P 500, a 40-50x return was possible looking at the prices, volume and open interest of $15, 20, 25 and 30 GME calls which expired May 17.
>Run Lola Run
>Go all in on $20 calls, twice

>>58574532

Ordered my wife a strap-on on Monday, fully intend on getting pegged during MOASS to simulate what the hedgies go through with every green dildo thrust. Except hedgies will be real, and it will be in prison with Tyrone.

i like the stock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1gPfqI4_6w

>says he doesn't care about Wu Tang or BBBY/Teddy
>is in the GME threads 24/7 ready to gatekeep info though
Why do you lie so much bro?

>>58574557
Yolo fren. Good for you.

>>58574532
>be degenerate shitcoin gambler
>complain about stock holders
are you shills even conscious?

I still want my $50k back hedgies and I haven't averaged down on 200 shares so pay up as I won't be interested in your FUD until I at least break even then we can talk about the interest on that loan..

>>58574557
Based empathy-bro

>>58574552
I have a 7:15 tee time and tomorrow evening my friends will sit on the rail as I captain my boat in a sunset regatta. I wish you guys would learn how to take advantage of theta or at least step aside and let the adults invest in real companies that provide value. But it makes sense, that worthless people would invest in a worthless company.
>Verification not required.

>>58574310
why would he have made enemies?

>58574571
>dougposting

>>58574378
>im not a shill
>but somehow I hit all the shill keywords.

>>58574571
The orcas have learned to sink yachts. And just in time for you to attempt to flee the country.

>>58574553
Run Lola Run Plot
>Lola now wanders aimlessly before entering acasino, where she hands over all her cash and playsroulettewith a 100-mark chip. She bets it on the number 20, which wins. Roulette pays 35 to 1, so she wins 3,500 more marks, which she immediately adds to her original chip on 20. She now shrilly screams, and 20 comes up again. She leaves with a bag containing 129,600 marks and runs to Manni's rendezvous.
DFV goes to the casino, bets all his cash on 20Cs. Wins hundreds of millions of dollars. He bets this again on 20Cs. The price of jimmie starts squeezing.
>Manni spots the homeless man from the subway passing by on a bicycle with the money bag. Manni steals back the bag at gunpoint, exchanging his gun. A dishevelled and perspiring Lola arrives to witness Manni handing off the money to Ronnie. As the pair walk along, Manni casually asks Lola about her bag.
Ryan and Larry are busy acquiring a company for GameStop, exchanging shares in a market offering for a billion dollar cash to finance it. The price of jimmie starts squeezing. As the pair walk along, Ryan casually asks Kitty about his bets.

>>58574571
how scared are you? would you sell your boat to short gme one more day?

Todays wordle answer is ORGAN

>>58574581
>organ soup on wallstreet sidewalks
moass confirmed

Hedgies will use the term "pump and dump" hundreds of times today.

>>58574579
Literal goosebumps

>>58574151
Lol. Lmao. Kek dumbfuck hedgies.

>>58574571
Why would someone like you concern yourself enough to come here to warn people who are beneath you? Strange hobby you have.

So apparently a company with no debt and $2 billion in cash is somehow worthless and without value. Got to love the "expert" analysis. Let me guess, all the "smart" adults should dump their money into the ever growing AI bubble instead.

>>58574532
sneed

>>58574594
They always do that, they always do it without offering a detailed alternative either, just vague tickers they should look at

>>58574588
Hedgies pump and dump some shit stock every single month and then they have their msm mouthpiece blame it all on reddit.

>>58574603
Funny how that was a blip on the radar and gme has been talked about every day for years.

>>58574571
You forgot about this simple rule.

Could you imagine the mind of someone who has had to battle 100s of psyop attempts for 4 years?

>>58574609
Funny how Anthony Chukumba (Loop Capital) openly went on tv to bash gamestop and then would be the underwriter for hkd

>>58574615
I know him. He's me

>>58574615
It is why the Wu-Tang play is peaceful and tranquil, yet outright batshit insane to people looking in for the first time.

>>58574594
I worked in Manhattan for a decade. I felt bad that the stock market was essentially a tool to siphon money from the young working class up to the retired social-security entitlement class. And while it’s inspiring that you guys made your own little OWS on the net, I think someone should remind you that the house always wins. Did you take profit at $80 back in May? Do you sell your calls when they’re up 1,000%? Or are you an external idiot who hodls your calls until Robinhood auto-sells them at 3:30? Keith is dumping on you and all you get is three more years of bagholding.

>>58574620
>Did you take profit at $80 back in May?
Explain to me as if I drink my own urine how you trade stocks in pre-market.

>>58574620
He waited 3 years to pump and dump? That’s quite an investment. Kek

>>58574615
>for 4 years?
Only to get pump and dumped again lmao and the best part is the baggots never took a profit! Lmao! Didn't learn a single thing bagholding for 3 years hahahahahahahaha

>>58574629
Let the shill alone. He doesn't know the difference between premarket and market open.

Please summon me again.

>>58574636
He will learn in 30 minutes.

No one sold at $80 because it happened in the pre market for only a literal second. It is absolutely impossible to time something like that unless you know for certain that it is the top, and also combined with the fact that barely any retail investors are buying or selling in the pre market. "Take profits while you still can" is just another bullshit lazy narrative to get people to panic sell.

>58574620
>worked - inspire confidence
>inspiring - compliment
>remind - here comes the bashing
>idiot - finally the feelings part
>dumping - designed to make you fear
These are paid professional guys,who have meetings under the guidance of scumbags with psychology background to make you sell. These are structured ways of creating fud. Ask yourself why?

Prepared for another boring day until the final hour when DFV posts his update

>>58574636
Fine, he does anything stupid again your dealing with him.

>>58574629
May I suggest Robinhood, a children’s “broker” for childish, childless incel investors like yourself? I sold 300 shares at $70 when the May MOASS lost its pump. You watched your options go down 1000%.

>>58574395
Id say bring it on, but honestly it seems pretty dumb, were on the same side. You guys just get your panties in a wad over shitposts or anytime someone tries to warn you about hedgies pulling the same bait and switch they pulled 3 other times that lost me most of my original winnings.

>>58574512
Ooooh there are the FTD data!
>35 days after the beginning of the last spike
>JUNE 10
next week is going to be fun.

>>58574651
>for childish, childless incel investors like yourself?
You seem emotional. Why you lashing out shill fren?

>>58574651
careful, letting your guard down in a general like this can result in a fatal raping

>>58574645
Their ENTIRE business model is fleecing retail by making them trade and gamification on the apps encouraging the alot machine style high turn over of stocks allowing them to skim pennies per trade and selling that data to HFT to front run the trades with shorts so you buy infinite shares and then when they crush it in say 3 years they get you to capitulate except we didn't so their little psy op of pumping it in PM and making you panic at 60 on open then down to 40 to hold it there for a day to encourage sells then drop it hard and fast to see about stop losses.

No one sold.

No one will sell.

Not this side of the AGM / Dividends

GG KG

You lost

If you want me to sell so bad, you should consider letting the stock price go up naturally. You know, the whole "price discovery" thing. That's how supply and demand works, right? Sorry, but the market maker doesn't get to decide what my stock is worth.

>>58574645
options lag a bit (price falls, but volatility shoots up, it's a wash), so I was able to sell to close a few calls well.
I wouldn't suggest doing it, and I myself don't really know what I'm doing anyway, but there's that.

>>58574651
girugaMAD

>>58574439
And is not a Jew*
Fixed it for you

Interesting post from user which has 1.4 million DRS shares, the largest DRS holding as confirmed by multiple people with their own eyes that looked at the share ledger last shareholder meeting.

When I accumulated a large GME position in 2020, Merrill Edge terminated my accounts with Merrill Lynch--even though I'd been a client for decades. I moved my holdings to Wells Fargo. A few months later, same thing happened. My account was abruptly terminated. Nobody wants responsibility for GME shares. They don't exist. What they are doing to RK is not new. It's standard operating procedure when someone gets too close to exposing the house of cards.

>>58574663
They need to talk to me in my language. I hold 1856 Holocaust tokens. They need to provide me with 1856 countries free of jews before I agree to sell.

No wooden doors this time

>>58574656
Because you are in a cult. SI is at 20%. This is not a repeat of Jan ‘21, despite how strongly you interpret the dot or ponder the orb. Sell now or baghold forever. Alas, I must take my leave; the fairway beckons and the grass glistens in the morning dew.

>>58574680
I guess I will hold forever hoss..

>>58574680
Why does me being in a cult make you so emotional? You can literally just not come here.

>>58574680
Yes back from whence you came. To the ledge to ponder.

>>58574680
>Alas, I must take my leave
Thanks I just died of cringe

>>58574651
>[RATTLED]


I have not lost a single cent on this, I haven't sold.

>>58574680
VW squeezed either 6%

Cry harder hannah YWNBAW

>Another episode of "I made money by swinging but you're all poor losers. I bet you want to swing now don't you?"
These retards are so tiresome. Bunch of spoiled faggots throwing a tantrum because they're not as smart as they paid everyone to pretend they were. Hang on I'm getting a call.

>>58574675
It's for (you).

>>58574680
nigga just turn away from the screen. nigga just close your eyes

>>58574694
He really wants to drive home that he's so intellectual and successful. If I was so wildly rich and successful, I wouldn't be posting on a Mongolian horse breeding forum on a weekday morning, that's for sure. Especially not to beg random strangers to sell a video game store stock.

I wonder how much money you can make loaning out 5 million shares and/or selling calls


would be funny if the shorts are funding DFV´s option exercises

>>58574680
>Because you are in a cult
And that's bullish.
Volume is up, the trend is upward, there's a guy that's trolling the whole stock market infrastructure, and the company has 2 billions ready for acquisitions or investments.
Earnings are bad (not really, but can be spun as bad), but already disclosed and priced in.
Is there anything better on the market right now, anyway? Because I can't find anything better.

>>58574674
Isn't Bank of America the second bank that's in huge trouble and has an insane derivative exposure (like x10000 vs assets)?

>>58574680

>>58574571
If you're so convinced then short GME... With proof...

>>58574724
He uses Robinhood, I don't think he's able to short stock he doesn't own.

>>58574651
>go down 1000%
Hedgies are losing to this.

>>58574737
He's literally a hedgie

>>58574202
>dan is coping
Oh God yes. The tears of the Cardboard Cuck. Long have I waited for this day since he first kekked us during GamerGate. My fellow /GME/ntlemen, there will be mountains of salt to mine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUomVzVcNR0

>>58574712
DFV has clearly been writing OTM calls then using the premium to buy far dated calls during downtrends part of which he then sells during run ups then uses the profit left to exercise the remainder on every single cycle for the past 3 years most likely with funding from pulte who RC intentionally keeps at arm's length to avoid insider trading allegations.

>>58574651
It really pisses me off that I get threatened multiple times for shit posting and just slightly disagreeing with people but actual snot nosed shills like this don't get that...

>>58574756
Pulte is not as wealthy as people think he is

>>58574751
I hope his GME/BBBY video titled "This Is Financial Advice" gets him into legal trouble.

>>58574757
>my feelings are hurt
Then cry?

>>58574758
Pulte is a faggot.

roaring kitty please do something

>>58574757
Have you tried being less of a faggot?

>>58574765
Is he a cool faggot like Freddie Mercury?

>>58574756
I will break every financial bone in your body and I will make soup out of you. The financial remains will be scattered across the globe. German ingenuity will be used. Spoils will be shared.

I wonder if Ryan Cohen has thought about doing literally anything with that video game retailer he bought a few years ago?

>red again
Kek nice moass baggots

>The word of the day is faggot.

>>58574716
They're all as bad as each other. Some more leveraged than others.

>>58574771
He's our faggot for what ever that's worth.

btw shorts closed and drs doesnt do anything

>>58574786
Ah, that's the image yes, nice work. It seems it was Goldman Sachs I was thinking of, but yeah Bank of America is quite fucked too if it goes sideways for them.

BAGSHIT

SIMPLY

CAN

NOT

PUMP

LMAO

Is it possible for these stupid cunts to name another meme stock that isn't gme or amc?

>>58574791
ok, then there's no problem if I hold and keep buying.
Worst case, I'll lose some money, so not gonna invest money I can't lose, that's standard advice anyway.

>>58574532
Lol. Kitty confirmed for Masshole master-race confirmed lmao.

>>58574798
Please keep taunting the stock, it's green now

>>58574780
Green again.
Was that all the discount we get today?
Come ooooon you can do better than that

>>58574798

>>58574803
we really are going to be targeted as terrorists

>I'll have a dump on open
How original.
>And an extra order of kek baggies
Daring today aren't we?

>>58574798
impeccable timing sir, now pay me

>>58574813
As foretold long ago. It’s literally all coming together

>>58574798
Your timing is always impeccable. Thank you for starting the pump again.

Still Holding.

>Shill activity is spiking
Looks like things are going to happen today

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

MAN THE PUMP STATIONS THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

ALL OOOOOOO POSTERS TO YOUR STATIONS

>>58574831

POOMPA SQUAD ASSEMBLE

>>58574831

CAM ON GAME STOCK LETS FAKKIN GO CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON

>>58574831
You will recieve one moderately sized oooo when we pass $30

Gamestop

MOTHER FUCKING HEDGIES! I LIQUIDATED MY S&P500 FOR THIS! DUMP IT LIKE YOU NORMALLY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Bought anyways

>>58574831
I'm liking the look of those little green peaks, looks like it's bout to 'splode

roaring kitty did something

>>58574828
>Run, Lol, a Run

Sure is green in here

>vhQM2YaB
Hello saar?

>>58574845
ha i told you bro. told you it was gonna pump on open. they closed the shorts overnight.

>>58574831
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>it's beautiful

LETS FAKKING GOOOOOOOOO CAM ON GAME STOCK CAM ON CAM ON CAM ON CAM OOOOOOOOOOOON

Oh shit

Did you guys ever notice that pepe the frog is GREEN? Is this why the shills hate him so much?

>>58574680
You wife will leave you and will be slobbering on my massive cock and balls when this is all said and done. I bet she has a fat ass. It's not personal, she was literally BUILT FOR GME.

S N E E D
N
E
E
D

gme back at the price it was a year ago!
its over!!! WE WON!

>>58574874
>Getting a rehypotecated wife from a shill
I mean, if that's your thing, more power to you.
It's better than a synthetic wife, but not by much.
Can't you get a genuine one to DRS?

hmmmm... should i buy more calls now?

>>58574883
Sneed faggot

>>58574647
based frog

>>58574886
>rehypothecated wife
They're called concubines, Anon.

>>58574888
Checked, DFV has become more powerful than Wall Street

>>58574888
holy trips of truth

>>58574883
Think about the fact that they have literally been naked shorting this stock for three+ years since the sneeze and we have been DRSing our shares.
How can you reduce the supply of a stock while the price consistently goes down? A damn highschool kid could tell you that doesn't make sense on basic supply/demand.
The ONLY thing that makes it all make sense is the systemic-naked-short-position.
We WON. We are MILLIONAIRES.

>>58574888
How can you deny those digits?

>>58574888
What a blessed day

>>58574888
Checked. Guess they shouldn't have written and sold those options. Same as naked short selling. Fraud only works when nobody bets against it.

>>58574888
Checked.
>>58574895

>RELEASE THE KITTY

i trust roaring kitty

>>58574835
On it boss

She steady climbin'!!!!

>>58574888
>Citadel is shorting GME
>Citadel the fuckers that caused the housing crisis of 2008 by selling fucked up Mortgages
Have these fuckers not learned a god damn thing?

>>58574888
Checked. We're all gonna WAGMI it so hard it's unreal

>>58574888
Imagine selling thing you don't have, couldn't be me

>>58574917
Yeah, that they can survive and be richer if they fuck everybody else.

>>58574886
Oh no, I won't have her as my wife. What are you crazy! She'll be the hot chick who will accompany me on my island vacations and cozy northern cabin retreats. She can stay or leave as she pleases. Besides, she's gonna leave him anyway after she finds out how dumb her man was for having shorted GME, so I'm doing both of them a favor :^)

>>58574888
oware da

>>58573961
Do what your overlords do: sell off everything you have in the stock market now or wait for interest rates to climb to 10%. Once debtors become unable to pay the interest rates the Fed will do what they always do: engineer another "disaster" (Covid, housing crash, 9/11, etc) to create panic and destroy the market even further. The market crashes and debtors lose everything (after (((THEY))) have already sold). The reserve then lowers interest rates to entice the cattle who just lost everything to take out another loan and start spending to make up for lost time and money. This jump starts the economy, and the fed/bloodlines buy back everything on fire sale. That's how the ruling bloodlines make so much money, by stealing more and more money every year via interest (lending money that doesn't exist and taking money from cattle that DOES exist) alongside programmed disaster-crashes. Don't be cattle; think like a snake

>>58574888
Uhhh... bros. Do you know that the hedgies are either going to have to SLAM the price or MOASS starts in two and a half weeks.
I don't think they are going to go looking for those shares.
I think DFV is going to exercise these calls no matter what.

>>58574888
Ch-checked

>>58574920
this guy get it, when only 1 single scrapegoat take everything (and didn't even get sentenced to death anyway) they just learned they are immortal not that they almost all died, kek hedgie

ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES!
ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES!
ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES!
ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES!

Throat-fucking every single baggot ITT

ooooooooooooooooooo

>>58574888
I wish I could understand options to join in on that

Knock knock.
Who’s there??
Retail motherfuckers

>>58574888
TRIPS OF TRUTH CHECKED

Roaring Kitty is has officially committed the first financial holocaust in the history of mankind. Put me in the screencap lmao.

Here is the situation:
>Gamestop hinting at possible Merger & Acquisition
>Planting red herrings to throw off retail and Wall Street alike
>meanwhile LEGO tweets have been sus
>LEGO is selling its old BIONICLE IP to Gamestop
>Lego doesn't care for Bionicle (despite being the sole reason Lego survived as a business)
>Lego ended Bionicle early, kneecapped its G2 revival
>Ryan Cohen transforming Gamestop into a one stop nostalgia stop
>Bionicle G3 will be the new funko pop, but better because multimedia
>Bionicle G3 will have: cross platform video games
>board games
>trading card games
>collectibles
>novels
>comic books
>the actual toy figures
>the lore soft reboots every year so fresh yearly release cycle
>even the cannister they come in looks nice on shelves along funko pops
>targeted for all ages; millenials and zoomers for nostalgia and gen alpha for a new generation to play with the toys
>Lego will retain some rights so they can throw the rare Bionicle easter egg into their products (no big deal)
>Lego Fortnite was in part a test run for their digital brand
>Gamestop will issue Gamestop exclusive Bionicle NFTs
>Bionicle Fortnite skin
>Bionicle G1 lore dump for those who missed it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CIJ_MjIOHM
>here's the entire Bionicle movie too if you need something to watch while watching the GME ticker https://youtu.be/ep7fZkUwqVg?si=ta5Ta1rLbibYmyZz
>Ryan Cohen will MOASS GME by bringing back Bionicle

>>58574940
No sleep till moass

>>58574888
I kneel

>>58574943
YouTube it bro, educate yourself

>>58574888
>caught posting false or misleading info again
>baggots who have no idea how the market works will believe this
Lmfao

>>58574940
Sharazade had a thousand tales

>>58574888

DFV just needs to exercise 94,203 calls to take all the legdies candies

he doesnt need the funds to exercise all 120K calls, bite that hedgies he can sell to cover

>>58574835
PUMP ENGINEERS PREPARING PUMP GENERATOR. ALL SYSTEMS ARE A GO.

>>58574953
Can I get a pump status?

I will trade one (1) share for an IRL waifu Audrey!

>>58574961
Can I get a cost average stratus?

>>58574961
28.50 is the new no-no line

>>58574964
Can I get a skin color status

>>58574964
If you want it so bad, go look for it. I already posted it. The threads are still there.

>>58574970
Can I get a CEO race check?

>>58574953
>caught posting false or misleading info again
kinda like the mainstream media does everyday including right now on live television? the ones who call Gamestop a memestock even though the business is profitable, theyre debt free, and have over 2 billion in cash?

gg my niggers. it has been a fun ride. we're gonna have to have a millionaire meet up on our yachts. I love you baggie basterds.

>>58574949
reality:
>nft shop
>low margin future ewaste
>dilute even more

>>58574975
Wow look look how much money they have must be a good investment lmfao

Can I hear an OOOOOOOOO?
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>58574973
Can I get a penis length check?

>>58574988
Can i get a sexuality check?

I just made one weeks worth of pay in 30 minutes just shitposting with you bros. I fucking love this timeline. God bless it.

>>58574982
>>58574986
you are so mad lmao you make me want to buy more GME

>>58574970
gottem

>>58574994
Can I get an onlyfans billing statement?

whatever happened to "muh fair value"? whatever happened to "muh back to single digits next week"? Where is your energy? Your conviction?

>>58574993
You didn't make anything because you didn't sell baggot.
>>58574996
Please buy more right now and post the order

Goddamn, Kek must love me with these digits he be doling out.

>>58575002
LOL GME WAS AT 75 PLEASE POST AN UPDATED PORTFOLIO

Keep seething, it's pumping the stock more

>>58574960
Computing poomp reservoir simulation and geostockstatistical equations before imminent upward surge.

>>58575006
Ohhh you're so fucking MAD KEK. Please post more. Your salt sustains me.

>>58574988
kek. how do you respond to that without sounding mad?

>>58575002
He hides his conviction under his penis. That’s why I can see it clear as day.

>>58574996
please buy as much as you can afford then take out a loan and buy more than you can afford
make sure to DRS too because that definitely does something!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Is he exercising yet bros

Can I get a Tony pulse check?

>>58575018
You also neglected to tell everyone you're still red overall
Sad!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UwC9k5WbuI

>30
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>58575031
No one will be red after about 30 more minutes of this. Except you, of course.

As promised, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>58575026
Doesn’t seem like it

I am financially erect.

> immediately to 30
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>58575031
YOU FUCKING WISH BABY-BOY. I'M GREEN AS FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Are they going to let it crab at 30?

>>58575006
>>58575022
If I bought when you told me to, hypothetically speaking, then i'd be making money, and your boss would be really mad

30 is nice

>>58575011
lol caps lock

>>58575039
Sadly none of them will sell when you get rugpulled again
Red is guaranteed for REDdit

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>>58575049
At this point I fully believe he’s not paid to be here. He’s simply short and terrified.

P.S. if you have 200+ shares, this is when you write calls and take the premium.

>>58575048
Yeah, crab vertically

It's a beautiful green dildo, lads
time to shive it in the hwdgies' ass

>>58575049
no my boss only gets mad if you DRS and never sell. because thats the real secret to making money the big boys are terrified of

>>58575017
"ask your mom"

>>58575053
>he didn't sell when it was 80 and he was taking pictures of his portfolio
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>58575055
Rugpulled by who, exactly? You won’t answer this question but I’m posing it anyway.

>>58575056
SHUT UP YOU'RE SCARING IT

>>58575055
just made 3k in seconds :^)

>>58575071
kek

>>58575055
Shut up bitch! Imagine your wife's disgust when she finds out her man shit-talked and bet against the most powerful men of all time. Your wife's pussy is as good as mine kek!

>>58575065
Thanks for the tip, I'll DRS the shares I got at open.

>>58575070
By your jewish master who's genetics force him to dilute the stock