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Spent my monthly sex budget in one day.

>> No.58565389

>>58565358
What's your sex budget? Money you save for time with prostitutes?

>> No.58565409

>>58565389

sinko peso

>> No.58568051

>>58565358
Upsold?

>> No.58568074

>>58565358
nutted in the mouth of an 18 year old who just graduated highschool last week. I paid 22 dollars for mini golf and then 30 dollars for food for us both. Was this a good investment?

>> No.58568138

>>58568074
How old are you
Anyway yeah that seems like a fair deal

>> No.58568144

>>58568074
too old, wasted money

>> No.58568151

>>58565358
bought too many semi-naked vids on onlyfans?

>> No.58568154

>>58568074
Depends how much do you make a month

>> No.58568158

>>58565389
GBPs to cash in with his wife

>> No.58569245

>>58565358
I would complain but I have a junk food budget, it grows from time to time depending on how my Tuzki is doing, we're not so different

>> No.58569500
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58569500

>>58565358
>be me
>decided to take a little vacation in south korea
>i had a guy who knew the best parts in seoul
>we went to the best places to eat for a whole week straight
>friday night comes
>"i have another type of meal for you if you're interested"
>sounds gay as fuck translated but he implied sex
>i like where this is going so i say sure and we go to the sex workers district
>there we enter a small but well decorated building
>he speaks briefly with the manager and a barely legal girl comes dressed modestly and starts speaking to me, the manager then motions me to follow her and leads me and the girl to another room
>my friend just tells me "enjoy it, text me when you're done"
>the room was clean and smelled nice, i took a shower and when i came back she was half naked waiting for me
>mfw she was a virgin
>best fucking sex i've ever had
>one hour later (my stamina is awful stfu) i text my friend and start leaving
>the manager stops me and tells me i have to pay
the asshole didn't tell me i had to pay for this, i spent literally all my hooker money on just a single girl, was it worth it? sure, but if it wasnt for the honkler pump last night i would've literally been stuck in seoul without a single penny, be wise with the hooker money lads, ask before you bang

>> No.58569544

>>58569500
KEK

>> No.58569554

>>58569500
okay anon im going to ask you something and you need to be completely honest okay?
did you come inside her?
CAPTCHA: YRSM

>> No.58569578

>>58565389
High quality Bulls aren't cheap.

>> No.58570453

>>58568074
sodomy is always a bad investment

>> No.58570462

>>58569500
how much was it tho?

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58570510

>>58565358
I bought hamburgers instead, and now my belly is full. These are choices we make everyday. Stop being a hooker addict, or start masturbating.

>> No.58570552

>>58570462
about 3 fiddy and the time and effort of a larp post

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58570601

>>58569245
Unironically living the dream anon

>> No.58570603

>>58570453
Based.

>> No.58570910

>>58568138
I'm that poster on a phone. I'm 33

>> No.58571029

>>58570910
How to meet 18 year old sloots?