/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58560242
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.199 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory

DRS & Computershare
>~75.3 (18.825) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 20, 2024,
>~75.4 (18.85) by Nov. 30, 2023, ~75.4 by Aug. 31, ~76.6 by Jun. 1, ~76.0 (19.0) by Mar. 22 Vs Cede & Co
>
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 452.034B, 77P = 5.871B per (roughly)
End of May Friday RRP: 439.806B, 71P = 6.194B per (roughly)

>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Q3 23/FY23 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/20371/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20376/html
>2024 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20456/html
Q1 24 Jun 11; Meeting Jun 13
>798 pg SEC doc confessions of FIs/MMs/HFs/DCEs/Swaps Counterparties etc on short selling transparency
sec.gov/comments/s7-11-23/s71123-typec.pdf

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>Legacy links
wallet.gamestop.com
nft.gamestop.com
https://www.gmedd.com/report-model (Nov 2021)
>Use archives
Avoid DSPP:
reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

just think GME is a bad place to park ya money
simple as

If you don't own spare pants yet, I'm sorry to say that it's too late for you!

Welcome back frens, WAGMI

>>58560242
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1d6r5vp/gme_yolo_update_june_2_2024/
PUT THIS IN THE OP

Ready?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz7EhV4t4Es

>>58560268
>late game optionsniggering
kys

Literally homeless right now, I'm at an airbnb, lord give me one more chance.

TY OP AILE <3
>t. A

Shrooms anon here
We did it
Wagmi tomorrow

To the fallen that have hodl but have passed on.....
May their shares be forever in the infinity pool
https://youtu.be/ga9Nxyer0mQ?si=l8SId2OjYLAuu4G-

>>58560279
I thought AirBNBs were more expensive than hotels these days?

>liquidity?
fabricated
>shares?
rehypothecated
>deliveries?
unlocated
>cash?
stocked
>board?
juiced
>institutional trickery?
clocked
>shorts?
fucked
>direction?
up

Friendly reminder: no dates, only up. It may not be tomorrow but some interesting things are happening. When the rocket launched for the moon, it will be a multi-day affair at least with many, many trading halts and very little sell pressure or resistance due to auto-liquidation/closeouts. Until then, be calm. DFV has proven that swinging and options are also healthy.

Okay, I'm lost. Should I buy Gamestop stock tonight?

>TFW you only make 200 billion since your stack is only XXX when you could have made 200 trillion with an XXXX stack.
It's just not fair...

Over or Under 7 days for this to happen again

I can't wait to bankrupt israel

GameStop war bunker located under GME HQ, what is the situation room like right now? Armed guards on the fibre lines? DFV in a secure room? Former SAS security?

>>58560242
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 13th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
IBKR
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
>RH
Schwab

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1d6r5vp/gme_yolo_update_june_2_2024/

>>58560285

I got a shit one in the Ghetto

And by the way, the MOASS is a sign of the collapse of the monetary system and of worse things to come. You've been warned.

>>58560274
yes

>>58560288
>I COULD HAVE GOT ONE MORE SHARE AND I DIDN'T.

>>58560288
>200 trillion
That is a lot of latina maids.

>>58560287
You can't lol

>>58560284
Dfv has millions to play with.

>>58560287
Only if you wanna WAGMI it

>>58560288
checked and based realism anon.

really...

>>58560305

latinas tongue my anus

Is the DFV position real?

>>58560303
>mfw i bought 24 BNEDS as a shitpost
>mfw could have bought 1 more GME share to buy BNED outright

Why did I buy that stack of 1000 xrp on coinbase a few days ago?oh well instead of buying more gme
I'll move the xrp to a ledger and it'll be worth like 200,000,000 a xrp or something after the collapse of the financial system

>>58560319
DO IT FAGGOTS

>>58560242
based baker. wagmi

>>58560309
It all started with only thousands in options at about $3 (today the price is about 8x that). Imagine what options for you can do when this blows past that multiplier

>>58560287
Short it with everything you got with collateral, 10000x leverage and margin...

You cannot stop the Jews. The House always wins. Be prepared. Keep your pantry stocked for 30 days, kiss your wife, and lift heavy weights.

>>58560319
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWQ9iwXwEeA

>It's been 3 years

I am ready.

>>58560274
hell yeah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-dt99J57B4

Okay fr though what's the minimum amount of shares needed to at least get to $10m? That's a number I can live with while I figure the rest of my life out

>>58560338
kek this is how i will explain everything to family

Lmfao, how can a thread be baked without the photo/central theme being DFV JUST POSTED A NEW YOLO UPDATE AND HE OWNS 120,000 Jin 21 $20 strike calls contracts?

>>58560344
That's the best part you never do,
I plan on jus telling them I sold a year ago and I got a consultation job that travels a lot

>>58560346
That was the previous thread. It already filled up.

>>58560342
1

uh, flatchads...?

I sold 4 days ago.

>>58560357

Buy in ASAP

>>58560330
DFV original bet is took them by surprise. They have teams of pajeets working furiously making sure that never happens again.
Dfv is now a big player.
Option trading as a retail investor is basically timing the MOASS. You’re much more likely to be burned than lucky.
Unlike buy and hold, which is guaranteed ticket to Moass

Weird where’s his purple circle retard DRS anons??
Here’s what happens next:
-GameStop runs back up to 80
-More dilution big dilution
-GameStop amasses about 10B in cash
-shorts close with new shares floating at about $25 per share average

The end! YOU WON!!! Enjoy your 3 day pump followed by “we value our shareholders no further guidance” June 11th.

>>58560355

Robinhood tongue my anus

>>58560355
flat kings. I kneel.

>>58560361
Ooo the rare female shill
Show bob.

>>58560355
this isn't on a real exchange and is limited to a 20% move in either direction. you'll see some real shit in about 5.5 hours

>>58560342
A holder with 5000 might make less than a holder with 10. You do not seem to grasp the situation.

2 anons, both anons have 10 shares each, bought bought at say $50 for example and each have a butthole a finger is inserted into the 1st anons butthole, it makes it 2" before the anon is like NO SELL! DONE I AM OUT! the anon sells his 10 shares for $100, what a MOASS he says.

Second anon bends over, same deal, but goes past the 1", 2", 3" hole fist, upto the elbow, the 2nd anon is just humming away to himself, years of schitzo pills training his mind for this moment, "umm sell half a share for 10 million now"


This is what is going to be happening.

Still Holding.

>>58560357
fake, your family would be preparing your funeral right now

Another WSB mod posting in the meltie sub.

Got 50 shares on me, that's more than half of my cash. Just want to get comfy for the coming years after the Everything Bubble pops.

>>58560361
sexy girl marry me boob lady i will redeem!

>>58560361
Great, now I'm holding XXXX in a holding company with $10B unencumbered COH

We simply can't lose friendo. You can still buy a share for the price of a takeout dinner

Strange how Clint, verified glowop, doesn’t want me to buy crypto, an asset that is deflationary, in what is soon to be a hyperinflationary environment. Bros, what does he mean by that?

>>58560359
He can't the theory of MOASS spiking just enough to price normies out is coming to fruit.

>>58560359
Lul just did a test buy at hood for one share
It's fucking over lol
They auto cancel my limit order of 28$

>>58560375
>Great, now I'm holding XXXX I
same. I own 0001 GME. it's all you need.

>>58560372
forgot pic

>>58560361
>YOU WON!!!
I know

I'M GONNA BE RICH
I'M GONNA BE RICH
I'M GONNA BE RICH
I'M GONNA BE RICH
I'M GONNA BE RICH
I'M GONNA BE RICH
I'M GONNA BE RICH

>>58560361
Post your face when Gamestop sell 1 (one) share at 4 quadrlixion $ and bought the world

>>58560378

I hate these fucking assholes

>>58560378
Try to buy one under $27 and see what happens.

>>58560378

Hey baby I hear the margin callin'
Tossed Kenny and scrambled shorts

>>58560380
Also reminder

>>58560380
imagine being this absolute fucking nobody
Meanwhile DFV gets to be played by Paul fucking Dano

>>58560361
eat your own shit

Brehs I scheduled an ASAP transfer of $10k into Schwab hoping to panic slurp on the pre-market before this shit goes haywire. those stupid fuckers are telling me it's going to take 1-2 business days to settle. is there any chance I get the money in the account before the actual bank open at 9:00am ET?

KEK AT THIS DAMAGE CONTROL

WSB DELETED DFV'S POST

>>58560380
>shill mod confirm this is not a bet
HEDGIE ARE FUCKED

The day of reckoning approaches. The prophecy will be fulfilled

>>58560401
Surprised they didn't start laughing down the phone at you trying to make a reservation at Dorsia on a Saturday Night.

>>58560401
no fucking chance but keep it in the chamber just in case

>>58560369

>>58560401
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March up to the brokerage and offer to suck some dick to fast track the transfer but in any case as your about to gulp the dick it's prolly on its way to infinity already lol
Nice
https://youtu.be/NHozn0YXAeE?si=_6uAEY8VGcbMeIhA

>>58560411
>>58560412
fml... well tomorrow will be a good day either way then. either WAGMI or I wait for a crab below $20 and buy options once IV dries out

I WANT MY GME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTP2RUD_cL0&ab_channel=DireStraitsVEVO

Lmao. They don’t know how to spin this.

>>58560415
I'm an XXXX holder, I just wanted to buy in even more

>>58560404
lmao what a faggot
it's joeginning

>>58560421
>CONNOR! WRITE A FUCKING HIT PEICE!
>How am i suppose to-
>FUCKING PRINT IT!

New Newton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jcRX2G4_pg

>>58560409
holy fuck this is bullish.

A sincere thank you to all pump engineers. Now, a toast, to all who hold GME

>>58560334
>You cannot stop the Jews.
watch me

>>58560404
what a fucking bum

I want to remind everyone that the election season is in half a year. If you think any of this is a coincidence, you dumb and gay.

>>58560355
Say it with me: FLAT *clap* IS *clap* JUSTICE *fart and cum*

210M jesus christ man If only I could manage to reach 7 figures already

>>58560404
Can we get a comment from Daniel/Goofy?

>>58560392
>>58560404
>worried that people were finding out who to blame
oh shit it's not just OPINION
they're all hedgies lmao

>>58560415
>Trying to slam money into an account on a Sunday night
Drop the facade for a moment. You're not retarded, are you? If you tried this any other time they'd tell you the same thing. I had money sitting in my brokerage counting on the price to drop for a week now. With DFV getting this sinful position, I'm probably going to burn up my available cash tomorrow buying as many shares as I can. I only have $500 bucks so it's not going to be a big addition to my position, but I'll take what I can get if the rocket is about to lift off. Ya friggin idiot.

>>58560334
Jews know that their golems always turn of them. They have a term for it. It's called a "pogrom". Pogroms are inevitable and they know this.

This just in gme just hit the north tower!!
But seriously
I'm kinda scared I think me taking the 3.5 grams of magic mushrooms triggered the moass
I kinda knew it would tho

Again,

How the fuck are we supposed to sleep tonight?

>>58560274
THE MARKET IS THE MEANS BY WHICH ALL IS REVEALED.

ATTAINING ONE'S TENDIES REQUIRES A STERN WILL AND UNFAILING DIAMOND HANDS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbhz0O0dAyk

>>58560447
we have a funny one here boys

>>58560447
I have to go back into the wage cage so I must sleep. I look forward to waking up to silly pre-market percentages though

>>58560404
Man i though we were retarded, but it turn out meldowie really believe in the teddy bear book and all other shyzo theory, infinite kek

>>58560447
I just woke up 2 hours ago. Lucky me. I'll probably go to the gym later.

>The tranny WSB mod that deleted DFV's post is gonna be well known once DFV makes history again
What a retard

>>58560447
Sleep? During MOASS pre-game?

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1797440467078111645?s=46

I am ready for tomorrows WAGMI.

>>58560404
compromised faggots.

>>58560447
it's 5 fucking AM over here, pleasde send help

>>58560447

Sleep easy knowing that you're a righteous man

In addition to DFV, have you guys seen this? Things are looking unbelievably, inarguably bullish

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1d6j719/gme_setting_the_stage_for_a_massive_melt_up_video/

>>58560447
Fuck bro I've been wandering around my house in circles. Thoughts thinking I didn't buy enough gme (even though I own 99.99% more gme then the average person), to how I'm gonna quit my job, listening to music, wondering how this is actually gonna go down. We are actually going to make it. I believe gme has some corporate shit/ nft dividend coming up to. Like we are actually going to fucking make it.

>last thread was baked 30~ before post in pic
What a funny coincidence.

When I bought this + 300 more back in March before the 16th, the word somebody in my sphere of influenced used was "Disappointed"

Lol. Lmao even.

>>58560479
So Ken was shitposting in the end.

>>58560480
>not 100%
Do your really believe in moaas tho ?

HOLLLYYYY SHIIITTTTTTTTTTTT

>>58560447
What do you mean? I'm going to sleep extra comfy knowing my shares will be worth $500 in the morning.

>>58560479
I remember in '21 people suggested listening in on police radio streams, but theres just too many locations, too spread out

what kind of scotch does RC drink?

>>58560480
Make sure to tell them how disappointed they are in you if they ever try to ride your coattails

>>58560474
I saw this before DFV posted and thought "meh, maybe", but now I'm bullish on it.

>>58560498
Citadel [TRIGGERED]

>>58560360
Why not both? I have my shares in diversified locations including computer share, and several brokers, but that didn't stop me from buying a single call contract that may or may not pan out, but the worse case? I lose my $500. Best case? I score a premium to cover lunch while I wait for my first MOASS leveraging move.

>>58560470
Don't worry anon, the whales with XXXX shares will hold for you.

Keith, Keith you son of a bitch, you have been an annoying son of a bitch for a long time but you better have some quality C&BT pasta ready for this.

>>58560404
>DFV IS HERE DFV IS HERE DFV IS HERE
DFV IS HERE DFV IS HERE DFV IS HERE
omg hi :3
sorry reddit hates u canz post here fren >,<

>>58560506
That's true, if this goes Berkshire I ain't selling over 3000 of my shares.

Be honest with me anons.
Can I still make some money if I buy tomorrow at market opening?

>>58560488
Timezones, anon. Premarket starts at 1am on the west coast. If I can cash out my first tranche at 6:30am for comma prices I don't have to go back to work.

see you at 4am

>>58560511
You won't have enough money to buy a share.

>>58560515

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNiz29hrZQo

Thread theme

>>58560511
Heh... If this isn't $100 PM i would be surprised, DFV is a chimp with a machine gun right now locked in a room full of shorties all looking for a door that does not exist.

>>58560511
Yes. When MOASS happens, it will create enormous buy pressure which will result in numerous halts. It'll take days to resolve. Right now, DFV is just saying the stock is undervalued and he's maybe figured out the hedgie algo that's keeping them alive. Buy some tomorrow assuming premarket doesn't go parabolic and then just hold and be zen. Don't whine about shit not happening fast enough.

>>58560515
>it's the brown dicklet
can't wait to see you kill yourself lol

>>58560515
>not brown
>fake canadian

>>58560527

sneed

>>58560527
>sneething seethoid thinks i'm going to DOTR
>still can't post a single piece of evidence of my apparent tiny brown dick
anon, i...

Why meowing pussy no drs?
Why float no drs one (1) time?

>>58560534
You're the one that posted your tiny brown dick you faggot. I'm not saving your pajeet pics.

>>58560535
A fantastic question for another time.

post your classic moments itt

>>58560536
>massive fucking cope
KEK

>>58560447
I'm at work and so keyed up aye, pacing around the staff room... do I have a bat in the toilets?

>>58560535
I wouldn’t be surprised if he does DRS considering he posted to superstonk and not wsb

Ok, since we’re wasting time until morning hour, I have a dumb question.
Why is it important that dfv have so many shares?
Other morale boosting, is it just that the liquidity pool just got a whole bunch smaller?
And dfv is announcing it now because he’s obligated to disclose he has 5% of the company or something?

>>58560546
You're a literal poo leaf kek
Go back to your native country.

>>58560535
because when he sells hes going to be a fucking billionaire. why would he give a single shit what happens after that exact moment

>>58560552
idk but wagmi tomorrow

ITS BEEN THREE YEARS.

I AM READY. WAGMI BROTHERS

>>58560550
WSB is a Citadel Tranny shop now, le'compromised

>i can not wait for the congress hearing part 2

>>58560515
man DFV is such a cool dude.

>>58560535
maybe he doesnt know how to sell from Computershare
>I dont know either
or maybe this is just one of his accounts whon knows
>implying it matters
DFV doesnt change anything for me I'm still gonna hold GME because Gamestop is a good company

>>58560421
>he likes the stock

no fucking shit WAGMI

>>58560550
Holy shit can you even imagine him posting a circle?
>DRSBOT +2,000,000

>>58560242
in all honesty how high you think this goes? i got a solid xxx amount. Im a firm believer in MOASS but we talking it hitting the thousands. Im only selling less than half my shares and holding the rest for dividends. Been here three years

>>58560571
Feel free to sell or short. We're all individual investors.

niggerfaggot got called into work on a sunday night

>>58560578
I have 5 shares. If it hits 10k I'm cashing out.

>>58560588
You do you brother.

>>58560578
I think this goes at least to 10,000. If it goes much beyond that, intervention is off the table and it's up to the size of your balls.

>>58560552
>why is it so important that dfv have so many shares?
because he's been increasing his position meaning he is serious fucking business
>is it jus tthat the liquidity pool just got a whole bunch smaller?
if he exercises those calls, it would set up a ramp
>now
no
>obligated to disclose
who cares

>>58560578
three years also, xxx holder. putting 1k in tomorrow to buy in and probably looking to sell also less than half if it hits 100. keeping 100 shares though DRSd in my name forever most likely.

>Today I will remind them.

>>58560578
I heard someone say if it can go to a $1,000 it can go to one million.

>Superstonk more active than WSB
kek

>That beautiful flatline at 27

Oh yes

>>58560552
the whole float is locked bro

also the apes we lost along the way are all fucking running back FOMOing, which leads the normies to FOMO, which makes the stock go up, which make shorts cover because of margin calls, etc etc etc

>>58560593
>putting 1k in tomorrow
Most expensive share you will ever buy in your life.

>>58560592
>obligated to disclose
who cares
His lawyers might. I mean, he could just waiting until the FEC or whoever forced him to disclose.

guys. I'm not selling

>>58560602
no shame

>>58560404
honestly the more they seeth like this the more i wanna buy. Its just such a confirmation

>>58560599
Wallstreet bets is actually lame as fuck. Just a whole bunch of people using the same jokes over and over, people losing money, and absolutely no ((conspiracies)) aloud.

>>58560603
>on twatter

>>58560578
>in all honesty how high you think this goes?
Just up.

>>58560605
Beautiful anon, fucking beautiful, godspeed to you.

Lads, let's just make sure we remember that it's not about dates (can't time the market), it's about direction (only up). I've no doubt we will see some tasty price action this week due to CAT, T+1 implementation, MACD crossover, LEAP expirations and several other bullish indicators, but life isn't over if MOASS doesn't begin tomorrow.

Believe in the fundamentals, the data, and the Board. Stay zen.

>>58560607
It used to be a lot more fun before Citadel took over the mods.

This may be it, put your HOLD orders in boys.

>>58560599
im on the wsb discord, its actually fucking dead

>>58560593
>putting 1k in tomorrow
order filled for 0.00000001 shares

>>58560505
God I wish I'd just caved and bought one insanely OTM call on Friday. Had the order in and everything, but I wanted them to come to my bid. It'll probably open outside what I can afford.

>>58560588
10k per share is like over 3 trillion dollar market cap which is around Apple's current market cap.

>>58560625
Lmao I went to buy a $20 June 21st call, but decided to buy shares instead. Oh well.

>>58560588
kek ledgies

>>58560626
Sounds like someone else's problem.

Watching the sunrise one last time as a broke ass bitch is bittersweet

>>58560626
so what youre saying is its easily possible

>>58560626
>10k per share is like over 3 trillion dollar market cap which is around Apple's current market cap.
You're right. That seems a bit low doesn't it?

>>58560626
>He thinks market caps matter

>>58560620
IM GETTING AN ERROR WHEN I TRY TO SET MY HOLD ORDER WAT DO

>>58560598
this is my PT

>>58560621
>Honeypot denizens nervously awaiting marching orders.

>>58560593
see a 100 dollars is nothing desu. Ive invested into this and held for three years i feel like its gonna be much more than that. Like im thinking thousands. Any short squeeze above this has gone LEAGUES above 100 bucks and gme is much much much more shorted than those before

>>58560626
It’s dead easy, you take a shorty into your bank, then you smash their face into the keyboard for ever day they delayed MOASS, the computer changes the imaginary money and problem solved.

>>58560634
That's where my first tranche is, just so I can take profit, quit my job, etc. I have thousands of more shares after that and will hold them as high as I can.

>>58560627
We overthought it. The key is to YOLO recklessly apparently. You don't get rich by working hard or being careful. You get rich by filename related.

I bet we're still getting a wu-tang dividend and merger and acquisition announcement from gme within 2 weeks.

>>58560541
Das my my OC. It even had the highlight.

>>58560655

We really gonna glass the hedgie fund niggas from outta space aren't we?

>>58560626
>Market cap is THE LAW
Idiot.

I’m just having a hard time comprehending everything rn bros. My little retard brain can’t process everything all at once. This actually is insane

>>58560626

>>58560656
I really want that album chief

>do it for him

Wow AMC bros isn’t this awesome??

>>58560664
Lmao just chill, we are in some kind of simulation. Just accept it. The creator of the simulation (probably your self) has a since of humor. I'm actually alot more calm about the moass then I thought I'd be, so far. All you have to do is hold on.

>>58560664
you had 3 years to process that wagmi.

I find it funny this WSB mod is so concerned about people losing their money yoloing GME but apparently every other stock is fine to bet on right?

I seriously hope this man is one of the first to rope himself.

>>58560673
>Literally no evidence of AMC calls
>Gueys He HaS AmC CaLlS
Comped.

I'm gonna have a painter make abstract art with this as the inspiration

>>58560577
Fake Niggerfaggot.

>>58560673
>and amc

>>58560673
AMC gets free helicopter rides.

>>58560683
It’s actually happening though, we never ran drills for this level of happening

>>58560664
Based

>>58560660
I remember a really old article. Malcolm gladwell saying trump was a successful businessman because he consistently made smart bets.
Dfv did his research (or someone tipped him)

>>58560683
Of this had happened in 2021 I would be beside myself right now, I've accepted the great wagmi. It feels about damn time. I just am wondering how many relationships I'm about to lose, but if they're worth losing then they're worth losing. Bummed out I didn't buy more lmao, despite owning more then 99.999% of people.

>>58560690
or so you think

>>58560695
>It’s actually happening though, we never ran drills for this level of happening
Speak for yourself, but I have been prepared this entire time

>>58560642
Oh no I get it, trust me. I haven't sold a single fucking share since that what was is like January 5th date or whatever? 2021? I'm all in baby. you're right though. I really shouldn't sell any. it just gets me hype knowing I can. plus if I profit then I can buy in when the price falls before it goes up then buy more when the price falls before it goes up then buy more when the price falls before Gamestop absorbs Berkshire Hathaway

>>58560552
My theory is that he's the secrete 4chan shitposter from 2015-2016 era who said he would buy enough shares of gamestop to become a member of the board through options trading and outraight purchasing...I cant remember the rest of the copy pasta but it was to spitefully bring back some game or franchise. Would love another oldfag to help me out here.

>>58560673
>DFV only shows GME
>YouTuber says it's "AMC and GME"
Classic

>>58560706
>that image
holy fucking reddit
go back nigger

>>58560694
Kobeeee

>>58560552
Shills have been saying he’s a pump and dump grifter for years. This proves that nobody believes in his thesis more than he does.

>>58560705
Post hand then.

>>58560673

>>58560673
>AMC too
God

>>58560706
It’s the range of emotions that’s fucking me up

>>58560715
>post hand
>post dick
i'll post what i want when i want and when i do you'll cope and seethe about it as always

>>58560714
Pump and dump rarely last for three years. Point taken though.

>>58560566
checked and based gay anon

>>58560689
This actually looks insane. It didn’t even do that the week it pumped to $80

>>58560720
Ergo you're too brown to post hand. So less than niggerfaggot you're merely just a nigger.

WAGMI

>>58560242
you know after it all happens ill probably print out some of these threads and keep em in a binder somewhere. That way when i think back i can always remeber our shitposts together.

I just got to this thread what happened?

>>58560680
>>58560664
>>58560695
You didn't take enough magic mushrooms to fathom the concept of infinity... Over the past 3 years
First a 10 gram trip
Then numerous 4 gram trips
And recently one final 3.5 grams trip on mothers day that triggered the moass timeline for real this time
I think all those shrooms expanded my consciousness to manifest the moass into reality
You're welcome bros

I'M STILL GRINNIN EAR TO EAR

>>58560727
They're doing this BECAUSE of the week it ran to 80. The darkpool processing RH overnight capped price swings at 20% from close.

>>58560694
>>58560687

>>58560673
After MOASS I’m going to make it illegal to be an influencer of any sort on any platform.

>>58560734
DFV posted on supershekels.
>pic related

>>58560741
741 checked. They do be like that.

>>58560742
>after moass

>having to explain to the tourists once we get our NFT wu tang album and we merge with blockbuster each $20 share is going to be worth $1 million each minimum

Gonna be a GME summer

>>58560743
That looks... Good?

>>58560736
Shroom anon, I'm the ketamine and nitrous anon, I saw what you saw. The universe told me that the moass is gonna go down exactly as it I supposed to. And to use that money to spread joy to others in the universe.

>>58560745
Post hand.

Honestly I'm gonna miss these threads when this is over. I've never found a more interesting thread in all of my time on 4chan. Nothing will top GME.

I'm using my MOASS money to obliterate that cerulean feline smurf motherfucker swaggering around.

>>58560753
there is no after, moass doesn't end

>>58560743
isn't it fucking weird that the price x the value of those two positions equals out exactly to big round numbers?

>>58560666
checked satan, its a good start from what vibes im gathering.
>>58560736
>>58560748
whelp fuck, is that what those wire frames were showing me all those years ago? maybe its time to take a peek again.

>>58560736
Thank you shroom bro. I knew I should have tripped at least a few times over the past 3 years to prepare

>>58560762
Post hand.

Watch NVDA crash tomorrow

Can someone actually estimate how high this is gonna go? I don't wanna hear outrageous like 2k price but actuall estimates. I think 125 a share based on previous pre split price

>>58560770
you first
i'll wait

>>58560741
>27 shares
>to buy a fast(ish) car

I'm so glad GME holders have much more noble causes.

>>58560761
>all GME holders issued with a credit card by the fed no limit due to it being unable to calculate the deep fucking value of GameStop

>>58560774
Oh my sweet summer child.

>>58560774
Dawg. Keep lurking

>>58560774
>inb4 the seethe
>(probably not actually inb4 it)

>>58560774
We have no clue how bad they've fucked up due to them hiding shorts. So up is the only answer.

>>58560747
Yes, we're all expecting to shit ourselves when premarket starts.

Are any of you reinvesting in GME after the squeeze? I want to have as many shares as possible

>>58560774
$2k/share for MOASS really isn't outrageous. my question is, at what price point does the government forcefully intervene and process "fair market" buyouts?

>>58560777
After moass (jk there is no after, it lasts forever) there will be no fed.

>>58560748
Yeup I recognize u from the past threads about 3 weeks ago or so
First literal thing I'm going to do
I plan on paying for the complete cancer treatment of young girl with her mother that has signs out of my local grocery store nearly every day
I think the universe chose us to spread joy and happiness and help those in real need
I don't want luxury cars or houses heck I'm in a homeless shelter right now just chillin, it has clean beds, a locker for my stuff, hot showers and 3 meals
It's not much but it'll do for the time being

>>58560785
Yes, why wouldn't I stay loyal to the future holding company that's made me rich?

>>58560777

>>58560784
Nice

>>58560774
Shut up bitch

market opens at 4am est right?

>>58560775
Post hand.

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

>>58560786
Well who sets the price and how? I bought my shares to be protected by computershare. Are they gonna make cohen sell his shares too? What if I don't sell? The government doing that would admit the stock market is a fraud. The whole thing is oh so oh so fucked.

>>58560786
For years I was afraid they'd pull the plug at 10k so now I have almost 3000 shares. Now I don't think the Brandon Occupied Government has the state capacity to intervene without its agents getting perforated so ayy lmao.

>>58560800
>deku
Asta clears

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1d6tzlz/this_is_not_a_gamestop_subreddit/


uhoh looks like they locked comments as the thread was made, thats classic deamplification at work. They are trying to smother the biggest DFV happening in 3 fucking years lmfao, when RC performs M&A actions with gme/bbby/teddy whatever-the-fuck his endgame plan is, these hedge funds are going to jump.

>>58560782
Post hand.

>>58560762
it's an eclipse

>>58560743
30m in cash

>>58560774
the numbers you see on your screen are up to your imagination

>>58560785
I’ll allow people that till my land to look at my shares.

>>58560810
bunch of pussies. If I had to look at myself in the mirror I would kill myself out of pure disgust.

>>58560810
I will admit Pulte posting WE WON! hours before DFV's posts today is really Tenshi'ing my corndog.

>>58560802
good boy now rollover

>>58560823
Post hand.

>>58560786
>crash the American economy with two, maybe three major wars happening
You make it sound like a bad thing.

>>58560807
It's not really about that. There's a bigger picture than just one stock when it comes to the stability of the global economy and its superpowers
>>58560808
nice. I'm a low XXXX holder myself. see you in the golden halls of Valhalla, brother

>>58560809
Enjoy your nigger clover

Colombus using the blood moon to scare the natives eat your heart out

>>58560777
Checked. This is an acceptable solution.

>>58560823
>he's scared
kek pajeet

The more I fathom about it the more it makes sense
The gme moass is alien 9D beings reorganizing the simulation or something
The shrooms told me this

>>58560778
Bro been here since initial squeeze. I just don't know if it's gonna really happen. Seems like house always wins. There is always some way around closing their shorts. Been avoiding for 3 years. Why can't it continue

>>58560774
You think $2K is outrageous, just wait

keith is going to be a billionaire

>>58560810
>https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1d6tzlz/this_is_not_a_gamestop_subreddit/

how do i send a reddit cares message to this faggot

>>58560851
We're all gonna be billionaires. He will be a trillionaire.

>the publix anon sacrifice was real

Someone bake please I'm in bed. Don't fuck up the OP and use a good pic

>>58560777
>>58560842
I could manage to hold my shares if given a few million a month to spend.

>>58560844
>scared

>>58560287
I'm afraid it's too late

>>58560861
Post hand.

>>58560857
The thread hasn't even left page 1 yet.

>>58560823
look, it's the 5.4 feet tall asian faggot acting though again. this thread was cool until you presence filled it with cringe.

>>58560849
If they could get out of it, they'd stop manipulating it by now, there wouldnt be any reason to.The media they control wouldnt be so against gamestop, if they could. They wouldnt of shut off the buy button if they could get out of it. Don't think these guys are infallible. They owe a debt of shares and they have to buy back as simple as that. They can put it off but one day they are forced to buy.

>>58560334
Which Jews? Did you forget that some jews want the moass?

>>58560626
wf your right thanks I just sold

>>58560836
kek. i can't believe jerediaper is going to moon with me
how many shares?

>>58560877
>>58560877
>>58560877
>>58560877
>>58560877

Threaded.

>>58560886
Post hand.

>>58560886
sus, not going to that thread FAGGOT

>>58560885
who the fuck is that and who the fuck are you don't talk to me or my GME shares ever again

>>58560886
pajeet thread

someone make a proper

>>58560895
ok decuck

>>58560856
oh shit

>>58560888
>>58560891
>>58560901
you may not like it, but you're stuck with me
try not to be so sensitive redditfrens

>>58560879

that doesn't annul what I posted. Shit is really hitting the fan and we must prepare.

On Thursday the price skyrocket past $10,000 dollars. The MOASS has officially started. What song are you listening too?

>>58560906
see you in 3 days faggot

when do german markets open

>>58560906
Post hand.

WAGMI!!!!!!!

>>58560685
All you had to do in this whole fucking show is to NOT slavishly believe psychopathic hedge fund managers who have a vested interest on the other side of the bet... and this dumb, worthless fucking cretin of a reddit moderator couldn't even manage that. Holy hell.

>>58560911
Real Slim Shady by Eminem

>>58560919
Suprise twist, they're hedge fund interns.

>>58560911
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=9IC1FaElkhk

THE JEETS ARE COMING IN FORCE

>>58560886
kill yourself tony no one will really miss you

>>58560911
https://youtu.be/04F4xlWSFh0?si=isKhkcqQjbyLDbGy
Let the bodies hit the floor - drowning pool

I don't worry about a game plan, I just buy and DRS GME. You have enough brains and money to do options, go for it.

>>58560911
Something Protomen related, I imagine.

>>58560911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Hsy37wIfM

Oof we're actually in the endgame now eh? Still, I feel like something is gonna go wrong soon.

GME and everyone who owns it has some major big dick energy. It cannot be stopped. Prepare you're anus

>>58560378
Imagine getting your face ripped off by a gamestock pump

>>58560911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVJr7e0Tufc

>>58560689
I could run it through stable diffusion if you like. Idk what you want out of it though.

>>58561007
Don't bother, if this thing pops up I'm commissioning an actual artist for it

>>58560999
>>58560999
>>58560999
Threaded.

HOW THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO WAGIE IT UP TODAY!!

>>58560777
Look ast the 7 security shelf filing they did. it talks about us govt and global securities. What do you think those are? Almost like a bond or way to relax taxation in exchange for staking shares right? Almost like a govt issues credit card for an impossible to value asset.

>>58560419
I saw Sting last year in concert and he sang this, he has an incredible voice still

>>58560808
>Brandon Occupied Government
>BOG
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ANON!?

thank you jannies, very cool

>>58561720
>>58561720
>>58561720
Threaded.