/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58554439
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.199 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory

DRS & Computershare
>~75.3 (18.825) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 20, 2024,
>~75.4 (18.85) by Nov. 30, 2023, ~75.4 by Aug. 31, ~76.6 by Jun. 1, ~76.0 (19.0) by Mar. 22 Vs Cede & Co
>
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 452.034B, 77P = 5.871B per (roughly)
End of May Friday RRP: 439.806B, 71P = 6.194B per (roughly)

>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Q3 23/FY23 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/20371/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20376/html
>2024 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20456/html
Q1 24 Jun 11; Meeting Jun 13
>798 pg SEC doc confessions of FIs/MMs/HFs/DCEs/Swaps Counterparties etc on short selling transparency
sec.gov/comments/s7-11-23/s71123-typec.pdf

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>Legacy links
wallet.gamestop.com
nft.gamestop.com
https://www.gmedd.com/report-model (Nov 2021)
>Use archives
Avoid DSPP:
reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

i have 150k invested in GME and i am big in the red, give me hopium.

What's he thinking right now?

>>58554451
I "only" have 20k USD invested. It feels like a lot but some of you really have a lot of money to invest!

>>58554439
he fast, he lean, he a hedge fund killing machine

>>58554451
How are current events not getting you hyped the fuck up? Everything from recent price action, RK return (never left), massive options buying, archegos trial, new market rule, statistics such as FTD's and shorts, gamestop's profitable year, cash on hand and possible announcements (not pleasrdao). Shit's making me FOMO even more. Also if you're red, why not average down?

I can't wait to bankrupt israel

Is 7 shares a make it stack?

>>58554439
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 13th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
IBKR
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
>RH
Schwab

From Thursday:
1. We wanted to see if we did start pushing down at the open we wanted to see the golden pocket hold. It did.
2. We wanted to see the bullish engulfing have a higher candle, but when -traders look at bullish englufing candles this is kind of what we want to see. These continue happen at support and at points of control.
3. The golden cross is sloping up very nicely, this is a really good thing. If we test it cool.
4 The RSI has held above the centerline. which is great.
5. The MACD is slowly started to decrease.
6. DMII positive remains high at 40. VERY POSITIVE.
7. Today we also had the rick and morty lips and bang the rip happened.

The chart is looking pretty damn good boys. LFG!

Next bollinger bands on the 4 hour have beeen squeezing tight since Tuesday at 11:30 AM which indicates a big move to be taking place.The daily squeezing the bottom is coming up nicely. At the weekly we rejected the 200 period moving average, but we are printing doji style candle (long leg doji)

FRODAU
If we had a candle close above 25 on Friday,l that would have been great. but we got fuckt.Oh well.

>>58554543
Hedgies are losing to this.

>>58554561
Only in your imagination.Shorts closed, GMEcells coping and seething missing 2 squeezes

>>58554565
>Oh hedgie boy, the ledge, the ledge is calling...

>>58554561
He's correct, Mars is not closer to the sun than us.

>>58554594
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a8MZBUoQt68&pp=ygUYY29waW5nIGFuZCBzZWV0aGluZyBzb25n

>>58554599
Yes. I was talking to that Anon about the post he tagged.

>>58554603
I'm not clicking that.

>>58554606
Ah, yeah...

Can't wait for the upcoming kvetching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRHlprpFVPc

For fucks sake. Once again I have a huge urge to yolo even more money into GME. The recent happenings are wild, but I've hurled a lot of money at this over the last 3+ years and it's so often been a nothing-burger. At least now I'm almost breaking even...

i buy gme. i draw jiemi. i sneed hedgies. i get rich. it's what i do.

Pleasr is some bullshit. Larry is talking about M&A, Berkshire and dividends. Much more exciting. Actions speak louder than words so I'm waiting for the shareholder meeting.

MERRRR...
GERRRR...
HA!

Fidelity is hounding its users to lend out GME both via phone and email

>>58554516
Yes. About 700 million.

>>58554685
Tempting, but I'm gonna have to pass. I'll consider letting one share go in exchange for the death or imprisonment of Kenneth Griffin though.

>>58554680
Kenny about to geet hit with the super short kamikaze attack

I have an order of 22shares standing by at 22.5. I hope it fills.

>>58554697
Cool. I guess i can move to costa rica then.

>>58554713
My average is horrible. I could have 4000 shares instead of the 2800 I bought at 45

>>58554722
Oh, damn. You're gonna be rich. Enjoy it and have many kids. I bought at 11 bucks so, everything will be fine.I think the complete goverment meltdown will be my favorite part.

>>58554724
Define rich. Lol, I’m hoping on never selling even if it’s just to be a thorn in the side of the bastards who put us in this mess.

I think if Ryan does this wutang/blockchain thing then it will result in more people holding forever. If there’s just a run up without any change to the abuse on the stock then I can see the whales getting out earlier around 4 figures

>>58554724
> have many kids

I have always wanted kids, but am 39 now so might be too late, thinking about surrogate though if I can afford it after this.

>>58554774
Nah. I'm 43...In FL they have all sorts of Islanders you can have a kid with. Go for ti!

Run saar run

>>58554793
Relationships are a trap set by the state. A man’s greatest strength is the ability to walk away at any second

>>58554722
And I could've had over 2000 by now instead of the 1200 I bought at 27. It's all relative, fren. I would be very content if I were you and had that stack.

I had a dream last night that gme went the 40s, and then right to the thousands. And then gamestop split the stock. I don't remember how much.

>>58554870
yeah, I read some book in 2004 when MRA just started and found that I didn't need to get married. The horror stories were unbelievable...

>>58554464
I fomoed in like a absolute retard at the 80 dollar squeeze and have 3800 shares at 38.5 strike. atleast i know how to write options and make 2500 dollars in premium the last 2 weeks.

>>58554475
i don't want to be the party pooper, but most of the theories sound like plebbit cope bullshit. wu tang NFTs, buying AMC or resurrecting Toys R Us. it's all brain rot. i hope they invest all that 2 billion into some gamer gadget stuff like corsair, headphones or PSA card grading or simply buy crypto and open up a hedgefund themself-

>>58554945
samsies

>>58554870
>>58554916
I'm not scared by these horror stories, I still want to have children. I got a feeling a lot of these stories leave out details about why and how things soured between the couple, and the internet doesn't help by showing all the worst scenarios front and center for everyone to see.

>Larry making your mom jokes on twitter
Based

>>58554945
>i don't want to be the party pooper, but most of the theories sound like plebbit cope bullshit.
You are correct to feel the way you do. IT is copium. What isn't copium is the fact that the "dying rick n morty retailer" that everyone knew would go bankrupt and was loosing hundreds of millions of dollars a year, suddenly has 2 billy in cash, had a profitable 2023, and is now effectively immune to bankruptcy. Where the company goes from here on out is anybodies guess.

>>58554945
>getting in late
>selling calls
Ngmi. You will get liquidated by the sudden surge, or even if you can cover your options you do not have the guts to hold to meme numbers
>plebbit cope bullshit
Gamestop will use a billion to acquire a company or invest in stocks. RC has a good track record investing in the US stock market (biggest individual holder of AAPL).
Buying AMC or Toys R Us is retarded. The NFT thing is probably a grift unless Cohen returns to the NFT marketplace. They will not acquire in physical gaming stuff, all the growth is in digital and tech or even web3.

>>58554965
>sudden surge
dude, i hope so. i calculate my break even percent gain every single day. i am really sad.

Shills running I bought at x and I'm sad now posts. Fucking fags.

>>58555036
I take it in good faith. We've all been there. But yes, it goes without saying that we've all had over three years to average down, so there's that.

>>58555036
Kek. I almost dropped the food from my mouth.

Did they switch from Indian 3rd world shills to hedgie interns? it is summer I guess...

>>58555036
Impossible for me to be sad when the future is so bright

>>58554959
Larry has been posting a lot more lately and less of it has been his usual wordy business drivel.

must be frustrating to be an MIT quant to have to sit on 4chan /biz instead of their usual /b. What an education! Good thing for daddy's money I guess.

>>58554439
>>58554444
based baker check wagmi, 5's get soon

>>58555065
hehehehehe

>they don't know yet but Ryan is going to do another split shortly when it runs up to 40
Anons remember where you were when Ryan handed you the keys to infinite wealth and then 4x your position. The recent run to 80/360 pre split shows that the splitting doesn't harm your top end in anyway whatsoever. So if you have a small dick stack don't worry it's about to grow. You will have the big penis eventually

>>58554954
Don't you have any friends anon? I can count on both hands in my small network men who've been fucked over by their wives/gf's.

>brother was being slapped quite viciously by his gf, neighbors called the police and he was arrested and spent the night in a cell being questioned
>cousin, despite being a quiet, very docile man who simply works and dotes on his children was cheated on by his wife, they had to have couples counselling he of course had to change, nothing she did was wrong all him
>friend was married for 7 years, his mother died, he cried, the wife saw, started being distant, asked for a divorce 6 months later, he tried to kill himself
>another friend was dating a woman and wouldn't rise to her constant attempts to make him jealous, so she pushed it more and more until she slept with his colleague who hated who was a pencil necked dweeb with little to no redeeming features
>me, dated a woman for 8 years, we were about to buy a place together but we weren't able to afford to buy in the City we grew up in so had to move a ways out, a new guy at work shows up who had been given all of his wealth from his family, a lovely apartment in the trendy part of the city, he was an absolute loser, oversized t-shirts, overweight, video game nerd. She branch swung to him, she said she needed some space which I thought was odd, saw her a week later in a restaurant with him, I walked in and asked them what the hell was going on he said "you've split up!", I said "have we?!?!?", I walked off, they were married within 2 years.

I could go on....

The month of May really went by so fucking fast, only because it was the wildest month since the sneeze. And the funny thing is with the share offering, GameStop getting the $1 billion, the stock price trending upwards, earnings soon, and the outrageous call slurping entity, it's setting up June to be even crazier. The silliness is accelerating at a rate never seen before. Buckle the fuck up.

>>58555105
June is going to be even more wild.

>>58555123
Moona Soona in Joona

>>58555105
Lmfao dumbfuck

I'll own 8 shares on Monday and I am happy.

If you don't believe the infinity theory, why did Petterfy, Interactive Broker's chairmain, say if 2021 wasn't halted it would run to infinity back then before DRS was a movement?
Sam Bankrun-Fried saying that corporate custodians were fearful of losing their power to the common class due to an infinity squeeze then suddenly getting cut off the airways?
People softlocking/never selling their DRS shares with 25% reported in filings?

MMTLP was a trial run to see how people would act to FINRA halting the stock. If GME were to be frozen permanently, considering there has already been a congressional hearing on the first sneeze and is far wider known by multitudes, there would be political discourse.

If found in favor of the elite, let me present an analogy. You put hundreds of millions of hungry monkeys behind computers with a line going up and down, pushing either a green button or a red button to match the line rewards them with bananas. One day, the line goes completely vertical the monkeys screens with a sign that says "free bananas for life". The monkeys lose their minds, they go estatic, euphoric, apeshit, flooded with dopamine, start planning little monkey holidays. Then a sign saying "Lol, Just kidding" pops up. The worse of the monkeys would kill another for a single banana alone, and they all know how to open a different tab on their computer to know who stole a lifetime supply of bananas from hundreds of millions of monkeys.

>>58554439
It is great but RPEPE is better. This meme coin will give me 1000* profit

>>58555166
Update the script. The DRS count is like 20% after Ruggin Ryan dilooted.

>>58555166
>If found in favor of the elite, let me present an analogy. You put hundreds of millions of hungry monkeys behind computers with a line going up and down, pushing either a green button or a red button to match the line rewards them with bananas. One day, the line goes completely vertical the monkeys screens with a sign that says "free bananas for life". The monkeys lose their minds, they go estatic, euphoric, apeshit, flooded with dopamine, start planning little monkey holidays. Then a sign saying "Lol, Just kidding" pops up. The worse of the monkeys would kill another for a single banana alone, and they all know how to open a different tab on their computer to know who stole a lifetime supply of bananas from hundreds of millions of monkeys.
This is a succinct analogy, basically replace monkeys with turbo spergs and autists and it's bang on. They couldn't have picked a worse crowd if they didn't want people to dig deeply into their house of cards and illegal business practices.

i will sell at $420 per share

>>58555228
Genuinely, when the stock price breaks above $80 and the true short squeeze starts, it's going way beyond $420. With forced buy ins, the game will become "name your price".

>>58555228
I'll sell for 19.999.999,99 usd. 1 share, just to avoid having to send an extra piece of paperwork to the sec.
They'd just wipe the cum from their keyboards with it anyway.

>>58555079
You know them by their fruits. There are good women, but you won’t be able to find them until you get your priorities straight.

>>58555079
>Don't you have any friends anon? I can count on both hands in my small network men who've been fucked over by their wives/gf's.
Honestly? VERY few. And even few can claim they had anything I would consider "success" with women. That's something I will pursue on my own.
>I can count on both hands in my small network men who've been fucked over by their wives/gf's.
Not for nothing, but do any of them come across as "blue pill" to you?

>>58555077
>>they don't know yet but Ryan is going to do another split shortly when it runs up to 40
>Anons remember where you were when Ryan handed you the keys to infinite wealth and then 4x your position. The recent run to 80/360 pre split shows that the splitting doesn't harm your top end in anyway whatsoever. So if you have a small dick stack don't worry it's about to grow. You will have the big penis eventually

80*4 is 320 isn’t it?

>>58555270
Yes. I am bad at maths after I vape herb apparantly

My body wakes me at 4am every morning now to watch the open to pre market. Even on the weekend. Shit is so annoying. Anyone else do this?

>>58555275
It wakes you up then to check you have shit yourself.

True story I have farted in bed and it was so warm and long that several times I've woken up and thought I'd shit myself, having to get up and check myself. No idea what I ate but boys the night tremors are real. When you are in the middle of your sleep and a lava hot 20 second long fart turns your sphcinter into a demon portal with the icon of sin blasting sulphur breath into the strainer of your shorts, only for the fan to circulate the filtered goodness. You wake up with a taste in your mouth, then a feeling like you left the heated seats on, then you smell it and in that instant you think the unthinkable. Have I shit the bed? You dare not pat your bum but you have to, you feel nothing but it's sweaty round your ring from crying due to what expired. You then turn the lamp on and grab a tissue and inspect because you are not sure, nothing comes back so you avoid the 4am shit your pants this day.

One day though, one day I will have something on that paper. On that day I WAGMI and can buy all the shorts and sheets I want for life.

>>58555296
no amount of money will fix this mental illness, anon

>>58555275
kek. i usually roll back over, or make coffee and grow the factory.

>>58555303
So your are saying my sphincter is sentient?

>>58554885
I only have 30 shares :(

>>58555344
How does $30 million sound?

GET
PREGNANT
GET
PREGNANT
GET
PREGNANT
GET
PREGNANT
GET
PREGNANT
GET
PREGNANT
AAAAAAAAAAUGH~

>>58555344
What's stopping you from accumulating more? Don't you have a job?

IM SO BORED

>>58555399
lol if you have a job in 4chan you are in the top .0001% of straight men on this site. Bunch of broke niggers.
Only the gainfully employed will make it

>>58555440
>lol if you have a job in 4chan you are in the top .0001% of straight men on this site.
No fucking way. Seriously? Just how many fucking neets are on this site anyway? How can you be a neet for that long anyway? I only really ever lurk /biz/, /k/, and /g/ mostly, so maybe my perception of how many gainfully employed or here is skewed.

>>58555344
Imagine if MOASS happened in January 2021 and you were only sitting on 10 shares instead of thousands.
My investment strategy is to accumulate positions and not worry about actively trading things. Making 100% on a $1000 investment is a hell of a lot different than 100% return on a $10,000 investment. To make it worthwhile you really do need to get your investment capital into those 5 digit figures.
For me, it felt like a long slog these last three years of working two jobs to accumulate as much of this shit as I can. Watching GME slump all the way down to $9.99 I fortune enough to have been sitting on $7000 I had saved up and moved it in at just the right time. And suddenly overnight I saw the reason for all of that toil. My investment had my stock portfolio showing gains of $100,000+. The unthinkable happened. I was never even in the 6-figure hell up until that point and suddenly I was seeing gains that put you a stones-throw away from being a millionaire. It's absolutely astounding to know that is only the tip of the iceberg.

>>58555412
At least no holidays?

Right.....?

>nigger day June19th

I hope to have life changing money before this date. Nigger always ruining everything

Can someone explain to me the GME thing in a text digest?

>>58554890
Bro I had a moass dream last night to, I fucking came.
https://gcpdot.com/
>>58555036
Speaking of..it’s quite today isn’t it ?

>>58555471
You buy GME

You Hold GME

Shorts close

You hold GME

DIVIDENDS

/end digest

>>58555470
Dawg I can’t believe they close the market on that day. It’s honestly unreal

>>58555501
tbf finance guys have so many holidays it's crazy.
People bitch about teachers having long hols, but if they knew...

>>58555554
>tbf finance guys have so many holidays it's crazy.
Don't be so anti-semetic, anon.

>>58555250
What are my priorities?
>>58555253
>Not for nothing, but do any of them come across as "blue pill" to you?
The only one who was blue pilled was the one whose woman was pushing to make him jealous, all the others are well versed on the nature of women.

>>58555554
True but I think a lot of not most hedgies work all the time. I guess it depends on what they do but I bet they have guys trading the euro and Asian markets

I'm going to pay Liam Neeson to reenact this scene from Schindler's List with the same emotional intensity except it will be based on a true story about a GME collector reconciling all the additional shares they could have acquired.
>This video game... 2 shares
>That date... 8 shares
>This chair. I could have sold this chair. Two shares, maybe. At least one. Yes, one share. One chair for one share.

>>58555583
If only he were actually this pretty

imagine naked shorting a profitable debt-free business that has over two billion in cash and a CEO who doesn't take pay then buys more shares of his company with his own money

>>58555617
INCEL!

>>58555631
anon... imma keep it real with you, i didnt know who that person is, and still dont really know, nor do i really care. but you post that exact picture almost every thread and take time out of your day to call that person out specifically.
If you wouldn't post about them, no one here would ever even think of them. You are the only one keeping their name relevant in any way shape or form. If you really don't like them, then why continue to post them? Just stop bringing them up and they will fade away into the void, forever.
I don't know what they have to do with Gamestop, but they never have and never will ever affect me buying and booking $GME, and I think everyone else who has ever bought $GME feels the same way.
The more you post this person, the more important you make them. If you stopped posting them, no one would ever even think about them. I'm not sure what compelled you to start posting them in the first place desu desu

>>58555166
Could I get a source on that sbf quote?

>>58555649
>doesn’t know who this man is
>claims to not care
>seethes anyway
you just can’t help revealing yourself can you? we all know it’s you

>>58555662
anon, I don't care about the person, what I care about is you being the only one keeping this alive. It's like you have some personal campaign here.
I don't know what you even think you're accomplishing. I have seen you post this, like every thread, and no one ever engages with you. But I can surmise that you don't like this person, which is why it is weird you have continuously posted them for at least like two weeks now, since about when the first run up to $80 happened.
I am telling you that you are the only person in this thread who cares anon. If you really don't like them, then just let them go. Plenty of names have been lost to the /gme/ void over the years, as they should, because they don't matter. When was the last time people talked about the Melvin Capital people, or the Robinhood people, or tv hosts who act all funny when Citadel or Gamestop get brought up? People who talk shit about GME dont matter, and no one remembers them.
You are the only one keeping this person in living memory anon. If you don't want people to like them, then just stop posting them. It is that simple. They don't affect GME, they dont make fun DD, and no one cares what they have to say.

>>58555681
Go back

>>58555684
k, you do you anon. You dont have any kind of response so youre just gonna troll. Enjoy having this person live rent free in your head. No one but you gives a shit; everyone else is busy focusing on how great of a company Gamestop is and how stupid hedge funds would have to be to naked short GME, but you have fun talking to yourself

>>58555593
I have 1856 GME, 2000 BBBY and 1 GROV . Grove is something larry cheng is in, no idea what it does, 1 share is like $1.5 and I had some change. He said "I'm only involved inn2 public companies Gamestop and Grov" Teddy is public so he's probably involved as he and Ryan Work closely on Dragonfly. Literally spare change from buying GME but the fact I created Ryan Cohen with my mind t3lls me that it is enough, Thinking it isn't enough is something which leads ro ruin. I understand the sentiment but it is damaging to onces soul to think like that after. I have enough the WAGMI dice have been cast and I get my money paw of fortunes regardless of how much I put in.

Sorry, it's just that I'm not gonna pay taxes on any of my MOASS gains is all

>>58555709
Same

>>58555709
I setup the lions share in a tax free ISA. The rest.... they can try and come at me for it kek. Intend of living in dividends for life. So does Cohen. If he can pay a ridiculous dividend I'll hold 100% but if I see enough to WAGMI at 10% I'm selling a tiny bit but I see his plan. He wants dividend Units for life. After 3 years of eating shit most people would sell a tiny bit to WAGMi and then have generational wealth

I have been drinking and smoking all afternoon so my brain is absolutely zozzled

>>58555470
>>58555501
I've made it a point to let people know the schadenfreude I feel when they complain a bout Juneteenth. Blame Texans, it's their fault.

>>58555716
You have to pay invome taxes in dividends, capital gains on stock sales, apparently. I was told this is why Berkshire Hathaway doesn't do them.

>>58555583
They should be Truth seeking behavior

I still have 100 shares. When will I be a trillionaire?

>>58555741
give a couple weeks

>>58555741
checked, looks like your first class ticket is booked sir, how does June 11th sound?

Interesting.

I’m fly to Florida for a couple of days on June 11th on spirit airlines (kek) I’m going to get wild at hat tricks in downtown Tampa in the middle of the day if MOASS pops off

>>58554954
>work at company for IT
>coworker gets divorced from his wife of 3-4 years
>no kids
>he still has to pay 40% his pay in alimony
That happened in 2018. Female liberation and the state replacing the husband has ruined relationships.

Ban no fault divorce. Make adultery illegal. Ban alimony/child support. Almost all criminals in America are raised by single moms. Government studies already prove that female led households create all the criminals.

Child support/alimony should only be in extreme situations. A girl isn't entitled to a guy's money because she jumped on his dick for so many years. If they have kids, and she's actually being abused, sure, let her divorce and give her some child support.

Otherwise piss off. Paying women to ruin their kids' lives.

>>58555780
I'd just leave the country with all my money at that point.
Fuck this gynocentric world order.

>>58555741
Checked.
Tbh anons, no I dont have a job, I am not capable of working with stinky poos and I live in a dump zone. So instead I am become poor chemistry student paid for by the government while my country slowly dies. All my shares are DRSd though so I probably won't be able to sell them anyways so I should probably get some broker shares but it looks like it's gonna WAGMI all over the place before I can afford it.
>
These weekend MOASS dream threads are Uber comfy lads

>>58555775
You’ll be in a fun place for it.

I feel like a hunter with GME. If I don't get my daily dose here I start to shake. Is it normal to wish to impregnate all the zoomers after Moass even though they will do it for being with a rich guy? Should I redeem myself?

>2103 will come sooner than you think
Interesting.
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/15/2103
https://www.flsenate.gov/Laws/Statutes/2011/620.2103

>>58555805
Aren't all zoomers pansexual vaccinated trannies? Are you sure that's safe?

>>58555690
My response is that you’re a whining silonigger tranny, hope that clears things up

>>58555805
Raise a good family with one instead.
>>58555823
Still falling for generational warfare huh? They did it to you, whatever generation you belong to. Like always the cult is tiny.

>>58555690
You have to go back

>>58555828
it's weird that people go out of their way to enter the Gamestop stock threads and type out a post saying how much they dont like Gamestop stock
it's weird that people go out of their way to enter the Gamestop stock threads and type out a post saying how much they dont like someone who doesn't have anything to do with Gamestop stock

>>58555823
>>58555835
There will be a line at my genetic material and I will make everyone take an std test before. I will conceive a plan in order to make me famous and then all the bitches that swiped left, will suddenly slurp my stick because they wanna be famous. I will give back to society and invest in plants,factories and a sustainable future. I will allocate a living wage for my offsprings families. And before my ashes will be swept away from this world like a dog shit, I will create a statue to represent the will of the man. It will be seen from home. I will die happy knowing that I did everything I could to help people and of course ejaculate in zoometes.

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

>>58555861
You regret getting involved don't you? You thought you would be able to have a skin thick enough to not let comments phase you. You were flattered by the dirty hedge fund money that convinced you, you were able to trick retail.
I bet you wish you could go back in tie and not take their money? You're like Judas Iscariot throwing gold coins back to the Pharisees.

That money you accepted has condemned you. You let your own hubris cloud your judgement.

Concerning.

>>58555716
>I see his plan. He wants dividend Units for life.
exatly and why I don't intend on selling my DRS shares.

>>58555867
>I will die happy knowing that I did everything I could to help people and of course ejaculate in zoometes.
This is a dream worth fighting for.

>>58555909
Good riddance.

>>58555861
It’s weird you think anyone is going to read all that shit you wrote
Also learn how to read ID’s newfag

>>58555741
I heard that if GME can go to a thousand it can go to a million.

>>58555940
Fred was 10 years, three months too early.
We’ll know we WAGMI’d when people make time travel investment jokes about GME instead of Bitcoin.

>>58554722
that's a lot of shares retard

>>58555909
If we MOASS soon I'll fund his defense.

>>58555954
People will need to learn to accept their win.
Postgame shilling from melties (hedgies will be ledgies) will be to lie that they made more money than you did. Just be zen.

>>58555969
This.
Comparison is the thief of happiness.
Gratitude is the answer.

>>58555805
>daily dose

>>58555969
>Postgame shilling from melties (hedgies will be ledgies) will be to lie that they made more money than you did.
They can't say that though. If they did, then they'd be required to post a screenshot with timestamp, lest they be labelled a salty faggot who missed out on the most obvious play of all time.

>>58555946
Huh, anon. Sure is weird NASA says Xenon isotope ratios normally produced from nuclear weapons came from the soil, just randomly, seen nowhere else. I thought you said it was explained by cosmic rays?

Completely impossible with the 3 million year evolution of modern humans and 6,000 year old recorded history that somehow nukes went off on Mars.

>>58555905
>>58555932
you are the same ID and I am not whoever the person in your picture is. See how no one else but me is even engaging with you about this. And it has been that way nearly every thread for weeks. The tone in your posts is so self righteous lol. Enjoy being the sole advocate keeping this person relevant because literally no one else has cared and no one else will care.
Im going to lead by example and continue to talk about how Gamestop is debt free with $2,000,000,000 in cash and growing, since they are a profitable business. I wish GME paid me cash dividends so I could use that money to buy more shares of GME. I will not breathe further life into... whatever it is you're on about, and instead will simply move on with my day- which is a good day, because I hold GME. Any day you spend holding GME is a good day IMO
Have fun with your personal campaign retard anon

>>58555969
>>58556013
I for one plan to metagame the post-game shilling by complaining about how my best friend or rich uncle killed himself because he lost all his money. Accompanied with pictures of dead hedgies and shills of a certain characteristic

Gamestop is a profitable and growing business that not only has over two billion united states dollars in its bank, but also has zero debt. It's CEO, Ryan Cohen, has successfully turned the company around and even forgoes a salary for his work. He keeps buying GME shares with his own money though, which to me, signals that he really really really believes in his company. I believe in Gamestop as well, so I think its stock is a good investment.
>>58556004
this is lewd watamelon would never do this

>>58556025
Your gender identity is valid but your seething isn't. Seek help
>Pic related

>>58556025
You’re a total retard lmao

Interesting.

>>58556025
Tits or gtfo

>>58556080
Look at that smile. You just know Brad's wife got spitroasted that night

>>58556004
Thanks doc.

>>58556027
Devilish.

>>58555954
It doesn't seem like it. That's only 1/125,000ths of the company before future dilution.

Forget RC's 10-20%. Forget RK's 0.23%. That's only 0.0008% of the company. A humble 1000 stack is only 0.00029% of the company.

>>58555969
>People will need to learn to accept their win.
There is nothing else that can be done. It simply is.

>>58555978
Even one share is WAGMI compared to the unbelievers.

>>58555619
holy shit reddit can't meme

I just took a WILD NASTY FUCKING SHIT AT the Burlington coat factory one of their dressing rooms
I think I just triggered the moass for Monday....

>>58555815
Good find anon. We may also become time travelers.

>>58556024
Couldn't the sun going mini nova cause the same thing? I think this is more likely. But who knows?

>>58556193
That's a hypothesis with no facts to back it. We know nukes make xenon, we know mars has xenon in weird ratios. The facts back it being caused by nukes more than a micronova. Plus mars is far enough micronova debris is less likely to hit it.

>>58556027
Wall street already issued new coupons for the upcoming dead shills and hedgies. But they are expired.

Quick, violent MOASS.
Or...
Slow bleed rise like Tesla.

Thoughts?

>>58556256
Quick jump to somewhere between 700 billion and a trillion 300 million billion dollars.
also known as 7x10^11 or 3x10^29

Well. I did it. My brother died and I was main beneficiary of his stuff. Went from 2000 to 25000 shares at 21. I miss you Zach and I wish I had you instead. I will take care of the family and fund a bunch of stuff you would’ve liked to see.

>>58556256
A violent MOASS would have the current powers scrambling to distract everyone. WW3, Covid 2, literal demons crawling out of the earth, and maybe nukes. It would be so much funnier than a slow rise where 401k baggots could get on the rocket ship.

>>58556275
RIP to your brother. I cannot imagine the pain you're going through. He would be proud that you're following through on your convictions.

>>58556275
brother is pretty based, rip.

>>58556275
Shake and bake

>>58556274
This seems quite reasonable.
>>58556279
Yeah, I don't see how else it could happen though if they do this NFT divvy.

>>58556275
You spent a million bucks on GME?

>>58556280
>>58556290
>>58556291
Thanks frens. My brother was pretty based. He only had a couple thousand gme shares and the rest was various other retirement stocks I sold to go all in. Basically liquidated a half million dollar portfolio and with my job on top of that I’ll be paying taxes on like 700k next year which is roughly 300k. Obviously my hope is that this shit plays out in such a way that I will not have any trouble footing that bill by 4/15 2025. If it doesn’t oh well. I will find other ways to pay it.

>>58556316

>>58556275
Fucking BASED. I'd trade my siblings for a 100x in shares in a heartbeat

>>58556024
Nice reading comprehension. Cosmic ray bombardment OF the crust produces fission events.

>>58556332
if they got the nanobot injection you might not be that many beats off

>>58556275
Sorry, but I have to ask, was he vaxxed?

>>58556359
They aren't rich anyway but I will be keeping their shares afterwards because they did take the vaxx against my wishes

>>58555909

Alex Jones is a plant

>>58556154
>I only have 1 BTC
>if only I could travel back in time to 2010 and buy 100,000 BTC

It's possible this may be your final weekend being poor bros. How are ya feelin'?

>>58556421
feeling zen. even if it doesnt happen next week I have a feeling its very soon.

>>58556421
I practiced for being rich by going to a rich friend's place for hamburgers and political scheming.

>>58556421
>How are ya fee...
I AIN'T TALKIN' 'BOUT NOTHIN'
THIS SKULL IS FORT KNOX

>>58556421
i get passive income, so this is a waiting operation.

>>58556316
>He only had a couple thousand gme shares
Your brother was a fucking giga-chad. You should be immensely proud to have had a brother like him.

>>58555165
>retail bought $1 billion in shares over a couple days
I’d say kill yourself, but the odds are you’ll forget to breathe for a minute and the problem will solve itself.

DFV teamed up to push the button https://x.com/ThePPseedsShow/status/1796970491619520752

>>58556350
Why isn't it seen anywhere else?
>>58556421
Laid off from my job, my neighbors are BPD psycho assholes harassing me then playing the victim. Not good, but the recent pump gives me some hope.

I'll be happy when the economy crashes. Most people deserve homelessness when the few good people get shit on and everyone defends the people causing problems.

>treat people shitty
>get a response of healthy emotions
>ahhh I'm the victim
These people are a bigger drag on society than the homeless crowding LA/SF streets.

>>58556457
Not giving you engagement you pennysniffer

Anons please watch this to understand the specifics of how RC is such a great investor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gCk9yBBOUo

Moon if you're so great.

https://x.com/PleasrDAO/status/1797055605808431156

cat comes back this week i suppose

>>58556457
PP is a grifter irregardless of your opinion of BBBY.

Interesting.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/sony-pictures-classics-re-release-run-lola-run-25th-anniversary-1235877479/amp/

>>58556421
Comfy. This month is going to be wacky.

Kek dumbfuck 24 hour crypto baggies

>>58556462
Why are they like this? I had a "friend" come back from a vacation recently. Instead of a usual hey dude I'm back, I get a text saying
>I'm back bitch
I said "You talking to me?"
>Yerrrr
I didn't even bother replying. Do people normally insult each over text messages like that? It's amazing. He would never say that to my face, but because it's a text message it's like an excuse to get away with anything you want to say. It's like people look for a negative reaction for the dumb shit they say, then get dumbfounded when they get a reaction they don't expect.

>>58556421
Ready.
Lot of personal development in the time it has taken. In that sense I am thankful we’ve had this time to believe. But it’s feeling like its time now.

>>58556394
I'd rather have 1 BTC than 0 BTC, nonetheless you can't even trade 1 BTC for 1 house.

200 BTC on the other hand? That's enough collateral to borrow some money, buy a house, buy some blue chips, and use dividends to pay for living expenses and loan payments.

>>58556512
Irony has reached a point where it's become 'unnatural' to be a positive person to those around you. Like that one whore who dared a homeless lady to jump into a lake then walked away when she said she couldn't swim and was yelling for help.

The internet has completely poisoned interpersonal relationships. No genuine emotion or social connection.

I might buy Facebook just to fire everyone and close the company.

>>58556421
It's been so long I wore a hole in my shitting pants.

>>58556421
It needs to happen soon or ill get a phonecall from ms. Marge or mr. Grim

>>58556512
when moass happens put a hit out on him
who the fuck does he think he is to speak to a gmechad in such a manner?

>>58556460
Mars has an extremely thick crust, thin atmosphere, and weak magnetic field. Venus is too goopy, Earth's atmosphere and oceans (and computers) soak up a bunch of cosmic ray. Everywhere further out than Mars doesn't lacks eithet exposed heavy elements or an atmosphere.

>>58556521
Whats weird is that people vilify the discourse on 4chan but this place is so much more sincerely wholesome than anywhere else I've been on the internet. People on Facebook, Insta, and Reddit come across as psychotic beasts at worst, or just totally insincere in order to get good goy points or otherwise prove that they're prosocially supportive of an obviously broken society.

On 4chan, anonymity allows people to be vulnerable, whereas all these other social media sites are connected to your name and therefore real ego, resulting in so much pathetic posturing.

>>58556512
Meds.

>>58556421
i want the entire world circus this month. lets fucking get it.

>>58556535
Normienets
>Assholes pretending to be decent people
4chins
>Decent people pretending to be assholes

>>58556512
"I'm back bitch" is casual guy conversation lingo. He by no means intended even slight offense with it. A suitable reply would have been "damn, I was hoping you'd died." Followed by asking to hang out so he could talk about the trip.

Good friends rip on each other all the time. It's a form of trust because they know the other guy doesn't mean anything by it. In fact, being entirely nice and polite all the time with minimal confrontation can actually be a sign someone doesn't like you.

>>58556546
Is the same as calling your pets the meanest names in a happy voice. I love my little piss bitch and numb skull.

>>58556512
show tits or gtfo
>>58556546
this
if there is any problem in the relationship between you two, it is you

741 Ryan Cohen's The Master Plan:
ryancohen acquired buybuyBABY
with Cash ($15 or $44) Merged with Bay+saksfifth avenue+Chewy+ KossHeadphones+ToysRUs+LEGO= Teddy Holdings147

Questions?

>>58556558

>>58556558
when you have no intention of insulting them and are being genuine in your expression of happiness in dealing with your pet, yes
non-verbal communication; your tone is more important than the words themselves
unless you are dealing with a female, or are one yourself, in which case everything is fair game to be angry about.

>>58556569
>acquired buybuyBABY
No, Dream on me Inc did.

>>58556569
>Questions?
Meds

>>58556569
No that about sums it up.

>>58556512
>>58556521
Holy shit, my former "friends' were all like this.
I thought I was fucking crazy or autistic because I couldn't understand why they would act like that.

Why can't people be sincere and genuine bros?

Why is June 11th another hype date?

>>58556606
Earnings + ET release date + a lot more tinfoil.

>>58556606
Teddy merger will be made official

>>58556606
It was prophesied in the Elder Scrolls. We are all The Prisoner.

>>58556455
>doesn't know what dilution is
kek baggie
cohen has created over 60 million shares out of thin air so far
the shorts totally can't close though amirite?

wow meltdown chads really hit the nail on the head with this one.

>>58556619
>remember skyrim release date
>mfw

>>58556421
I think MOASS starts this month. It's so obviously 100% true that hedgies can't even handle an $80 share price without nonstop trade halts.
As BBBY wraps up the CH11 and RCs pump & dump lawsuit come to a close I think the next step follows shortly after. RC and team aren't waiting around forever.

>>58556635
Skyrim released November 11th, 2011 dumbass

>>58555458
shiiieeet i kept a comfy wfh job and made just enough to pay my bills and barely a counter 300 shares. got /fit/ and played a lot of vidja
>>58556275
F
>>58556496
>run lola run re release drops on friday june 7th
is someone going to exercise calls this friday?

>>58556632
Shit. Should I sell?

>>58556643
11-11-11 the date we're talking about is the 11th

>>58556644
>barely accumulated 300 shares*

Presented without comment.

A tale of two 4chans
>>58556521
>>58556604
>>58556543
and
>>58556530
>>58556546
>>58556558
>>58556560
I'm not gonna lie, anytime another grown ass man gives any insult, especially over a text message, I can't help but lose respect for them. And then you're supposed to sit there and respond with a 'witty' reply? My brain literally cannot fathom it. It's all so fake and gay. I'd much rather be insulted in person so I can turn it around on the fly and not give a fuck.

>>58556665
I'm ready to be hurt again.

>>58556665

>>58556670
Kek! Haven't seen this one in a while. Thanks for the laugh shilfren.

Who will be assassinated first?

Alex jones
Ryan cohen
Donald Trump

>>58556665
Merger Moonday

>>58556682
>ryan cohen
kek implying baggroids would ever do anything
daily reminder that you will NEVER do anything
>>58556678
np bagfren

>>58556668
>I'm not gonna lie, anytime another grown ass man gives any insult, especially over a text message, I can't help but lose respect for them. And then you're supposed to sit there and respond with a 'witty' reply? My brain literally cannot fathom it. It's all so fake and gay. I'd much rather be insulted in person so I can turn it around on the fly and not give a fuck.
This.
It's like some of the stupid social games that women play.
It's the inherent lack of respect that honestly gets me.
Are most people today this nihilistic?

>>58556668
>>58556713
i struggle with the social games women play and the car and mouse shit you have to engage in to get laid. which is one reason i watch what i eat and work out; the better you look without a shirt on the less games you have to play with wome. but busting another dudes balls is something that men have done for literally thousands of years. it’s the age old saying:
>women compliment each other and don’t mean it
>men insult each other and don’t mean it join a body building gym or take some kind of martial arts. being around other men with high T levels will get you used to that kind of talking.

It's really crazy that we only have one dedicated shill right now and he's clearly a holder trolling to get his foreskin washed for free in the Walmart bathroom
We are gonna make it folks

imagine being so desperate that you’re buying instagram ads trashing ryan cohen. a plebbitor figured out who’s behind the company in the comments
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1d5tj6n/instagram_ad_blaming_ryan_cohen_for_tricking/
>It took 2 fucking clicks to find out that this company has angel investors Nathan Rodland (Co-founder of Robinhood), Emilie Choi (COO of Coinbase), Bill Capuzzi (CEO of APEX), Charlie Johnston (Fmr. President of Morgan Stanley Smith Barney), Stephanie Zhan (General Partner at Sequoia)

>>58556731
Shocker. Does anyone wanna see my penis?

Not suggesting action.
For informational purposes only, you can now connect thealbum.com/gme to Robinhood if you have it.

>>58556731
>the secret list of the biggest faggots alive
shorts are freaking out it seems.

>>58556729
>he's clearly a holder trolling to get his foreskin washed for free in the Walmart bathroom
ryan could never even begin to imagine how this feels
KEK
>also unironically believing i would hodlnigger the stock that literally cannot squeeze
>ignoring my repeated gme options swingchad updates with proof
anon, i...

>>58556742
I'm not doing anything until I hear from the company. I know, I know, I'm sorry, it's just that I'm not doing anything until I hear from the company is all.

>>58556750
Reasonable.

>>58556742
I'd connect mine if I could find a source that thealbum.com is tied to wu tang.

>>58556742
>Not suggesting action.
may i suggest picrel?

>>58556742
You can connect Chase too (JP Morgan Chase).

I'll connect RH because I don't care.

>>58556668
Not gonna lie. You have too many teeth. Surprised nobody has corrected this for you. Remarkable.

Maybe we should buy our own GME ads on 4chan. How much do those bad boys cost? Imbred, are you here?

Is it really about to be over? It feels weird after waiting for so long.

>>58556742
What is up with people needing to connect their accounts to a random website? Why do you feel you need to do that?

Wutang is the shittiest nigger rap group CIA asset of all time

>>58553536
Had to do reality things. Wanted to respond to this though. On that "exit first" idea, that is essentially what the premium is for in the case of Leviathan tier call exercising like this. They're betting the cost of all that premium is less than the movement of the share price from exercising. It's really quite exciting to see thousands of shares hit in quick blocks, but they're seemingly go day by day. That 1+ players are doing this is as exciting to me as the 7 gme securities and the wutang nft, Because it means they intend to price OTHER people out from doing options as well!

>>58556742
>Robinhood

>>58556806
I thought the wallet got shitcanned. Do you mean my Buck Bunnies are still out there somewhere?

Interesting.

Post-MOASS someone needs to create a ethnic-targeting bioweapon and finally answer the jewish question.

>>58556827
How could he be unsatisfied with such an accurate depiction?

>>58556646
that would be great if that was moass. The anniversary of Skyrims release date

New Lynchkino for MOASS
https://x.com/DAVID_LYNCH/status/1795137899735691746

>>58556829
I’ll be focusing on the blacks

>>58556855
We should start a biotech company together.
Like 23&me, except with secret projects for our goals.

>>58556668
becoming upset with a friend for using an insult as a term of endearment is a revelation of weakness on your part
only if you are insecure in your friendship, insecure in yourself, would you take this insult seriously
that sender above was actually right, he is acting like a bitch
your final thought was spot on, you shouldn't give a fuck. if you do, why? figure that out
>>58556713
>It's like some of the stupid social games that women play.
i will give you that, it could be a subconscious "shit test" to see if you are worth keeping in contact with
>It's the inherent lack of respect that honestly gets me.
i deal with enough bullshit in my day to day life, the last person i want to keep around as a friend is a man acting like an emotional woman over a falsely perceived lack of respect
>>58556724
this anon gets it

>>58556829
>>58556855

>>58556869
I work in the proteomics arm of a oncological pharmacology lab, I'll join

>>58556275
Sorry to hear. Make your brother proud.

>>58556421
That'd be nice.

In my job, I'm supposed to wrangle clients down certain paths when I talk to them to get them to play with the investment bullshit we have. I never fucking do it. I just help them with what they're calling in about. If there's a blatant thing leading to me getting a "referral", I'll take it, but I'm not going to go out of my way to do low-key sales for this fucking brokerage I'm working at.

I'll be surprised if I'm not fired within a month or so. My one saving grace is all my other stats in terms of customer satisfaction, showing up on time, and general competency in my field is at or above par across the board. If they try to breathe down my neck about referrals I can hit them with, "You can hire 30 people and maybe 2 or 3 would be as good as I am. Go ahead, I'll just work for another company". and just call their bluff.

>>58556275
Your brother just WAGMI’d your great great grandchildren. But RIP anon, that’s rough.

>>58556275
>25000 shares
Still not worth your brother but you will make it enough to have a whole litter of kids.

>>58556275
condolences bro.

>>58556279
>>58556294
nft, leviathan(s), 7 security type filings, swap unrolls, cat, am I missing anything for priming for violent moass triggers forming a trigger nexus.

>>58556872
Consolidates more resources towards the higher priority target to speed up development. The secondary one can be finished afterward.

>>58556803

>>58556275
>I will take care of the family and fund a bunch of stuff you would’ve liked to see.
did your brother die of cringe because he saw how much of a faggot redditor you are?

>58556945
>58556947

>58556947
Not chad at all.
Indian tier.

>>58556275
Rip Zach. Let his legacy live on.

Man I can't wait for the jumpers to start.

Yes, your deaths will provide much entertainment, hedgefuck cucks.

I can't imagine having a brother die. Use your fat stack good. I feel like he will be proud of what you will accomplish.

>>58557003
I really don't get it....
A executive in a shorting hedge fund
Why not just cash out like 50 million dollars and just fucking disappear ?
Why would u have to swan dive into the pavement ?
As much as it is needed
Yes it's shorted to infinity but who cares take some money and just run forever until rico rapes you or something

>>58557022
They're in so deep that there is no getting out.

we are not dealing with the brightest people. I think they literally thought this would last forever,.

Even still, No remorse, they made their bed and now they have to deal with it. Either insane jail time or death.

I can't wait for the show to start.

bros… be honest
did zachary ledge?

first clint’s neighbour and now…
not like this bagbros

>>58557022
these people have never endured any hardship in their lives. They've never once been told no. They've never had a problem throwing money at couldn't solve. They're the weakest, most thin skinned people on earth. The thought of going from a multi-billionaire to just a millionire is so unbearable to them they would rather kill themselves than live the rest of their lives in as just upper-class.

>>58557022
one thing is certain. you don't hire a ex-secret service for the lolz. you hire him because you are worried.
also there is the fact that these people are accomodated to certain lifestyle. some years on the run as an outlaw to then get blasted anyway because you fucked up big time with the banking cartel? nah, man. if shit hits the fan as it's supposed to, taking half the market with it, you 100% will see pink pist in the pavement of wall st.
picrel is for 1929. I project no less than 300 casualties if this event happens.
>58557029
>58557030
hold on right there faggot

>>58557042
>2
>Just 2
We've had more than that already and it hasn't even popped yet.

>>58557030
>>58557029
you wanna open the box of laughing at other people's deads? sure thing, kike, let's do it.

>>58557046
kek

>>58557045
Thomas H. Lee
Self-inflicted gunshot to the chest.

>>58557056
Gustavo Arnal.
Fell to his death from the Jenga Tower. Ruled suicide.

>>58557033
pic related
>>58557046
It's not going to be some crazy hedge fund guy shooting random Gamestop employees. It's going to be an insane hedge fund manager catching half a mag breaking into some rural republican's house who happens to own GME.

How CNN will rejoice! Capitalist pigs getting their just desserts. Militants like Antifa will certainly agree.

remember, bonus points for crying on TV before you jump like this guy (he hasn't jumped YET)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhd0ppxRRlo&t=1s

>>58557062
>Ruled suicide
Ryan can't keep getting away with this

If I was a short hedge fund manager, I'd move into a van and live on the outskirts of society. Cash-only transience isn't so bad? Tens of thousands do it every day!
>>58557064
KEK. If they livestream it, I will donate 1m towards a 501c3 of their choosing.

anyway. how do you think the normies will react this time when the draconian greed of a bunch of 70 year olds ruins the economy again? I don't think they will take it very well.

>>58557068
It was really funny when normies were screaming at random Bofa employees over their savings going away for a day.

If their savings are really gone, much worse. People are gonna steal all their computers, office chairs, desks, and either live in the building or burn it down.

Crack a beer, in a van!

Hedge fund managers should move into a van down by the river!

>>58557083
most of these fucks are already notorious pedofiles, it would be fitting.

Then let mob justice play out.

Moass is Monday because chuds are faggots

>>58556332
Nah he was one of the good ones, but I understand not everyone is so lucky.
>>58556371
He was, but he was a first responder and died on the job trying to save someone. I do the same kind of work and am vaxxed as well but no worries fren if you need help up on the mountain I’ll come get you no matter what.
>>58556452
Thanks fren you’re right.
>>58556893
Thank you I will.
>>58556900
Checked. Big of true.
>>58556926
Appreciate it.
>>58556947
Nah we’re both in a relatively niche ems/disaster response role and he bought it. As for myself, being so close to death, dismemberment, nature etc on the reg I don’t get weird about letting people know I love them or keeping my positive emotions for others locked up. >>58556964
>>58557013
Thanks a lot. It’s tough. Always knew it was a possibility but he was larger than life and a massive presence is gone. I’ll do my best to step up.

>>58557125
>vaxxed with 25,000 shares

Between you and reddit the infinity pool will be an actual reality

>>58556275
Time to get those green candles to reach him in heaven.

>>58555066 Checked
WGAMI!

Soon.

Interesting.

>>58557204
Why is this interesting?

>>58557204
Huh. So Switzerland will be paying for our tendies after all.

>>58556871
>becoming upset with a friend for using an insult as a term of endearment is a revelation of weakness on your part
only if you are insecure in your friendship, insecure in yourself, would you take this insult seriously
that sender above was actually right, he is acting like a bitch
your final thought was spot on
As much as I hate to admit it, I think you're right. I should not look too deeply into shit like that.
>you shouldn't give a fuck. if you do, why? figure that out
I normally couldn't care less for insults IRL, but seeing them in a text message has always rubbed me the wrong way. It would me well to get over that. It would be foolish to allow something as trivial as this to end a friendship.

>>58554945
>but most of the theories sound like plebbit cope bullshit
I can see some of the data and theories there, but I explicitly said I don't buy the whole wu-tang pleasrdao shit, and neither propping up the shitbags that is AMC (lol AA is a plant) or Toys R Us (looted clean). I do have the hopium that Larry Cheng tweets are an indicator that they should go the way of investing like Berkshire, though nothing like a garbage spent silver mine (again, AA, LOL). That said I hope you sell puts rather than calls, or you're playing with fire. Anyway with your high average, all you can do is average down or wait for another peak, it's bound to happen at least at some point, if not soon then years.

If shorts are closed, why have the price action and why was the ex-chief of the SEC calling about shutting down GME again? Investorplace had FOUR articles to sell GME by different "writers" the week before it jumped from 14 to 80.

I think not being able to get an US bank account as an European it's the most insane stupid thing about the current state of things after Moass. Here I am, with billions and I cannot invest those money in US bonds or in the stock market because I have no US checking account. Ridiculous.

Thank fucking God we finally got rid of the dozen GME threads hanging around the catalog. Kind of hard to have discussion worth a damn when it's cut between half a dozen threads that all exist at the same time.

>>58555741
It reaching 4k is my suicide stack. 1 mil is probably enough money for me to live off of dividends or bond payouts if I invested it correctly. I'm hoping we reach clown level numbers and my suicide stack fantasy becomes a fading joke in comparison of the actual price, but I'm not hopeful enough that'd ever happen.

>>58557327
How do you buy US stocks without dollars? Is it just custodial bullshit?

>>58557046
Lmao pekomelon

>>58557345
Wtf are you talking about. On computershare you need an US checking account. The alternative is to us wise to make 166 transaction of 6million $ for 1 billy. If I want to invest 20 billy I can just kill myself now and let the money burn.
If you are talking about US demise then you have to get a reality check.
If you are talking about how to buy stocks as an European, you convert the money in $ and just press buy(brokers). All the brokers do not have transfer to computer share option. Xtb are fucking scams. They say they transfer but they act like they do it know English language when it comes to transferring. Just so they can stop the process. The only real player is computer share and for you to buy directly you need an US checking account.

Wtf are you talking about. On computershare you need an US checking account. The alternative is to us wise to make 166 transaction of 6million $ for 1 billy. If I want to invest 20 billy I can just kill myself now and let the money burn.
If you are talking about US demise then you have to get a reality check.
If you are talking about how to buy stocks as an European, you convert the money in $ and just press buy(brokers). All the European brokers do not have the option to transfer to computershare. Xtb are fucking scams. They say they transfer but they act like they do not know English language when it comes to transferring. Just so they can stop the process. The only real player is computer share and for you to buy directly you need an US checking account.

>>58557454
>>58557454
>>58557454
Threaded.

>>58557337
Price anchoring faggot. And $1M is NOTHING. Die poor.