/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58548547
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.199 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory

DRS & Computershare
>~75.3 (18.825) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 20, 2024,
>~75.4 (18.85) by Nov. 30, 2023, ~75.4 by Aug. 31, ~76.6 by Jun. 1, ~76.0 (19.0) by Mar. 22 Vs Cede & Co
>
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 417.836B, 71P = 5.885B per (roughly)
Wed. RRP: 459.3142B, 75P = 6.124B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 452.034B, 77P = 5.871B per (roughly)

>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Q3 23/FY23 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/20371/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20376/html
>2024 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20456/html
Annual meeting Jun 13th
>798 pg SEC doc confessions of FIs/MMs/HFs/DCEs/Swaps Counterparties etc on short selling transparency
sec.gov/comments/s7-11-23/s71123-typec.pdf

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>Legacy links
wallet.gamestop.com
nft.gamestop.com
https://www.gmedd.com/report-model (Nov 2021)
>Use archives
Avoid DSPP:
reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

WAGMI

Good night guys. Have some new Jiemi OC and remember that WAGMI. Sneed hedgies and shills, and may the final 2 week cycle begin. Fuck Kenneth Griffin, i will piss on your grave when u die.

I'm going to miss you all, I hope wherever tight tummy anon is, he's living his best life and will get to see the fruits of his labor.

>June 11th earnings
Fun fact:
>National Making Life Beautiful Day
>Corn on the Cob Day (Teddy book)
>King Kamehameha Day
>Erev Shavout (Jewish Holiday for the harvest of wheat and the giving of the Torah)
and interestingly enough
>The release day of ET: The Extra Terrestrial

This stock is about to explode isn't it?

>>58548555
Checked!

Beginning to look like we actually will make it frens

>>58548564
Nah it's all already priced in

>>58548547
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 13th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
IBKR
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
>RH
Schwab

>>58548559
I've throughly enjoyed holding with all you guys too. Funny ass shit and some annoying ass shit happened in these threads. The shows not over yet, but it really is about to happen this time.

>>58548547
based baker! we are going to wgami!

>>58548561
For the stalwarts that have been here the entire time, has there ever been a better aligning of the memes?

>>58548559

Who is Godzilla?

>>58548576
the guy at disneyworld was also something that kept me going, but now it feels unreal

>>58548564
yes

>>58548579
What happens on tuesdays?

>>58548590

my heart cannot handle a June nothingburger

>>58548584
I wish I could have been there for that, sounds like pure spaghetti

>>58548590
>>58548579
Ok what the fuck

>>58548600
Weve had nothing but nothing burgers for three stinkin years

>>58548613
It’s about to get fun.
https://x.com/LEGO_Group/status/1796187292517753296

At $10k I sell 120 shares and then I am set for life. I then ride the rest of them forever for dividends. I WAGMI and so did you figments of my imagination.

>Biden given Ukraine the go ahead to strike within Russia
Oh so that’s how they’re preventing MOASS, with total nuclear annihilation in WW3. Guess that was the only outcome

Really feeling like June might be it.

>trump verdict
>ww3 coming up
>vaccine side effects
>conahoax
>>58548574
lots of distraction
oh yeah its happening

>>58548624
>Pay GME holders millions
or
>Total destruction of the world to not pay GME holders millions

Honk

>>58548614
nowhere near this level

>>58548614
DFV, CAT system, the rumors of mergers, acquisitions, and partnerships.

Larry better not be lying saying good news will be on time.
>>58548635
>russia is hacking us excuse for bank accounts being empty
>>58548624
Nukes are fake that's a distraction. Dirty bombs are real.

>>58548635
Does being a GME holder keep me from the front lines?

>>58548614
>Weve had nothing but nothing burgers for three stinkin years

always manage expectations. im just gonna assume all these are just nothingburgers so if it did pop, i can tell my boss to fuck off

MOONA SOONA IN JOONA

>>58548557
Based

>>58548643
It's normally 1 burger at a time though, this is a dozen different burgers merging. Ironically it is End Game tier everyone coming together.

>>58548641
certainly no guarantee. by the time the draft hits our billions will be worth a fast food lunch.
only those who studied the blade will live.

Why are people talking about June 11 for CAT? Doesn't it come into effect this Friday?

>>58548640
>russia is hacking us excuse for bank accounts being empty
that will be the excuse for why everyones doge coins will be gone. reddit loves doge and will go full retard forcing normies to follow. baam... gidc to save the day.

>>58548635
all the signs are aligning
wagmi so hard

>>58548660
also heard that all the planets will align soon. (they) love that shit.

>>58548660
like ducks in a row

if trump guilty moass imminent

lego, wutang, blockbuster. wtf is going to happen?

>>58548619
Price anchoring faggot.

MMTLP hit 24k a share and wasn't even allowed to fully play out thanks to the Jews at the sec and finra

Phone number prices are not a meme

>>58548668
alright. now its official. but that post was just before.

>>58548657
Full compliance begins tomorrow. The deadlines for resolving issues are in June. June 11 is gme earnings, I don't think CAT is relevant to that date.

>>58548669
The biggest burger with extra nothing on it

>>58548635
Forgot project bluebeam psyop.

Aliens aligns perfectly with all the "too the moon" memes and space

>>58548669
>>58548665

Trump guilty is good for moass, right?

Guilty on all counts.
It’s about to get loud.

>>58548668
>having your lawyer pay someone to keep quiet is a campaign expense
Well I'm glad the NY courts have settled prostitutes are a campaign expense.
>>58548673
What dates for resolving issues are in June? The testing environment went live in January, 5-24 is when the production environment opened, 5-31 is when full compliance is mandatory. 5-5 is the last day to revise 5-31 CAT data.

>>58548676
>Forgot project bluebeam psyop.
i guess that will happen when things got really bad.

>have sex with porn stars
>TO PRISON!

>>58548679
Trump giving speeches from a prison cell will be historical.

>>58548665
June 3rd six planets align
June 3rd fauci testifies over origins of covid and covid response.

Remember the covid playbook called SPARs by (((john hopkins))) university is a literal step by step of the entire covid response BEFORE covid was even around.

It ends with gov saying oopsies vax were dangerous all along and we apologize.

Normies will riot + trump arrested would totally distract from MOASS.

When majority of retards got vaxxed its going to be a major distraction

I cleaned my guns about a week ago. Gonna go ahead and clean them again, load em up and load the backpack

>>58548680
good time to look away from that stonk market, eh?
nothing to see here, hedgies are only using traditional talmudic magic to fix the gme

>>58548687
>Wins election from prison cell
>inaugurated in prison
>war room in prison
Hahahahaha Clown world baby, you gotta love it

>>58548686
no prison

>>58548681
>What dates for resolving issues are in June?
June 12th.
Ryan is being very cheeky with those earnings.

>>58548697
He had better have further advice for shareholders on the day.

>>58548688
everything sounds very much like the harvest in lawofone.
wouldnt be surprised if the ufos that show up are actually real. for a harvest there will be harvesters.

This month has objectively been one of the most significant months since the sneeze and it's setting June up to be even wilder.

>>58548680
>Guilty on all counts.
They really want a civil war, don't they?

>>58548686
He used campaign money to shut up some whore he had to pay to have sex with.

>>58548705
definitely. just heard on cnn that they will fast track trump. he may up in the gas chamber before next week.

>>58548712
Imprisoning someone for giving a person money to not reveal something isn't any better.

Alex Jones was right.

>>58548705
>>58548714

>>58548714
Too bad, seems like a nice guy.

>>58548702
There's schizo shit on /pol/ and /x/ saying when they come, they'll say they're here to save you and you to board the ship, then take you away and feed on you lol

Basically don't board the ships and since when does a rescuer ask for your consent to be saved? They just save you regardless of what you want.

Anyways I think it'll probably be fake and gay holograms or vaxtards hallucinating from whatever in the injections getting activated.

MOASS is paired with the great reset except instead of NWO its New WAGMI Order

>>58548719
That doesn’t really matter. It’s a crime.

>>58548712
He factually did not. Regulators are claiming he should have marked it as a campaign expense, because it protected his public image.

He used his own money and is getting arrested for NOT saying it was a campaign expense.

Remember guys if you buy prostitutes and they find out you are wealthy, silence can only be rented, not bought.

>>58548712
>Campaign money on a whore
Ok, women are whores, whats the punchline

>>58548701
No, last time he had, we had to buckle up

>>58548726
>Basically don't board the ships
easy if unvaxxd
hard if tv just told you that you have 2 years to live and they tell you about the medbay onboard.

>>58548712
The reverse. He used the money and did NOT label it as a campaign expense.

>>58548737
No women that get paid to have sex with you are.

>>58548726
>There's schizo shit on /pol/ and /x/ saying when they come, they'll say they're here to save you and you to board the ship, then take you away and feed on you lol
Wait until you find out who Epstein was really selling children to...

>>58548614
>LOOKS LIKE WAGMI'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

WAGMI is coming.

don't give a flying fuck about left or right, dem or rep or whatever black and white chimpbrain labels dumbfucks use, but trump wouldn't have been too bad to have just for the beef he seemed to have with kenny. Not a lot to go on but they didn't strike me as friends. Hes a stupid fuck, but a necessary stupid fuck.

>>58548650
Absolutely this.

>>58548733
Legality != morality

There’s actually no greater fud than knowing I hold this stock with some of you Trumptards.

>>58548747
The dollar has lost 99% of its purchasing power since the Jewish Federal Reserve and fiat began. All of that wealth is hoarded in private hands, vast amounts of wealth we can't even imagine.

MOASS is simply a redistribution of that stolen money back into the hands of the masses who will pay their fair share of taxes and not hoard like a dragon with gold offshore.

The USA will be revived again thanks to MOASS. Pic rel is what they took from you and what we'll be returning too.

>>58548756
yea. but if you are that wise youll be the one of the few really holding to meme numbers.

>>58548756
If all it took was politics to filter you out from MOASS then you were NGMI. Money is green retard not blue or red.

>>58548755
If that’s what we were arguing then sure but practically speaking it was a crime. It’s really irrelevant how you or I feel about whether it should or shouldn’t be.

>>58548693
If he wins he goes free. Federal supremacy clause applies and these are state charges.

>>58548760
This implies im holding to ever sell.

>>58548765
Agreed.

>>58548765
theres a spiritual edge to this that not everyone sees. if you dont see trump as the corona starter and vaxx pimp youre possibly ngmi

>>58548726
>There's schizo shit on /pol/ and /x/ saying when they come, they'll say they're here to save you and you to board the ship
I had a dream about that 2 years ago. They were obsidian spheres with gold runes etched into them vaguely reminiscent of picrel, but much more geometric. They were about 20-30 meters in diameter and would 'land' and hoover a few feet off the ground, opening up so people could walk onboard into a glowing white light. After a bit, people started pressuring me to go too, but I wasn't having it even when they started to get violent. After a certain point, the spheres started straight up abducting people by flying overhead and sucking them up in shimmering curtains of light.
They were inertialess and moved super fast - I remember seeing one hoovering over a waterway in some city, and then it accelerated off down the river in the blink of an eye with such speed the force of the vacuum ripped up all the water.
I think the thing that sticks with the most is a deep, instinctual loathing that I felt. My skin would crawl for days after every time I thought about them. It stuck too - I hated those fucking things so much that despite being 2 years later, when I just looked up references of them I could still feel my skin crawl.

>>58548772
Nuance is not allowed in these threads fella.

>>58548771
>This implies im holding to ever sell.
does it? (it doesnt) can you show me where? (you cannot) can i ever forgive you? (yes easily, done)

>trump sentenced july 11th
YOU WAS SO CLOSE KEK

Interesting.

>>58548777
>>58548685
apparently, i cannot post duplicate image

>>58548784
She has a grabbable pussy if I ever did see one.

No idea what Putle rambling about.

>>58548772
There's an extremely niche demographic that will see this to the end.
>unvaxxed
>pure book DRSed
>never selling/infinity pool
>full of unwavering conviction and spite

Some believe quantum AI has gathered us here.

Wow they really threw trump in jail as a distraction from the moass, didn't they? Interesting timing.

>>58548798

I can't wait to bankrupt israel

>>58548795
>pure book DRSed
not starting a fight but thats reddit talk. (ok the whole thing is)
reddit: buy gme
reddit: sell gme its over
reddit: if you didnt sell drs em!
naw

>>58548795

>>58548784
based

>>58548798
Pre-election crisis was always coming, I thought it would be economic collapse but this makes sense.
MOASS will be one of many happenings leading up to November.

>>58548795
>>58548807
I very much want to DRS fully, but I cannot in all good consciousness tie up all my shares into that God forsaken jeet platform. The website is so fucking awful and looks like it's held together with popsicle sticks and spit. I'm pretty much hoping I'm good with my shares split largely between Schwab and Fidelity. If Fidelity rugs, I'm just going to invest in firewood because society has collapsed at that point.

/pol/ is such a cesspool

Trump verdict confirms we start moass tonight. They were going to deliberate til tomorrow when CAT went live, but someone called in and told them they needed a news distraction right now. The covering begins tonight.

>>58548823

>>58548831
Only June 11th post I could find in the archives relating to GME.

>>58548818
imagine if Gamestop acquired Computershare or a service that allowed people to DRS

>>58548772
I can see the Shire… the Brandywine River… Bag End… Gandalf's fireworks… the lights in the Party Tree.

Unique crossover.

https://x.com/MindandEmotion7/status/1796285394264449525
Uh oh, Dougies

>>58548775
It's amazing how people will insist they don't believe in God, but are neutral, or even sure that there are aliens out there. It's amazing really.

>>58548850
Guilty of what? What were they taking him to court over?

>>58548850
Even people who disagree on fundamental aspects of politics can agree that the trial was utter bullshit.

>>58548846
imagine if GME did an M&A with brazil bro

>>58548818
I got 100 shares in CS for any possible dividends and incase the stock is frozen pending a court order that says only real shares matter and hedgies after to buy those back.

Then I got 50 in TD ameritrade along with a $25 call option for June 21st. If hit 30 ill break even across my broker and the call option for the shares I hold and its profit after that. if it does moon I'll sell the 50 shares for current price and the excersize the call for 100 shares and hold them till it looks like the top/SEC is gonna rugpull and then ill sell all of them. I'll keep the CS for after that point or beyond

DÖP DÖDÖDÖP
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>>58548885

>>58548874
>>58548877
>>>/pol/
I literally don't care if you're a republican, democrat, commie, trannie, fascist, faggot, retard, black, white, asian, latino, furry or necrophile.
I just like the stock and this political discussion is an obvious attempt at divide and conquer

>>58548874
He wasn't on trial for anything listed in the charging documents, he was on trial for being an enemy of the unelected regime that rules us. They scraped together lots of little things in order to present something resembling a case because being in court takes away from the campaign trail.

>>58548892
There's a very large overlap between people who are short GME and people who buy politicians.

>>58548900
Checked, thx, as I suspected. So these were all minor things that they got him with that rich people would ordinarily get away with, like parking tickets, sleeping with prossies or not paying a fine on time etc.

>>58548900
Not my problem. Fuck you pay me.

>>58548872
It really is stupid watching hardcore atheists gush over simulation theory or cower in fear of roko's basilisk. It's like watching them re-invent religion. It makes sense though when you realize all of these alternative theories don't subject them to a moral law.

>>58548914
Just like how they got Capone on taxes rather than killing people

>>58548892
based. there's only one trial i'm interested in

Kek

Interesting.

>>58548920
I sentence Kenneth Griffin to have his balls stomped on by a steel toed boot for every single share of gme that he sold naked.

>>58548807
>this argument is bad because of who is saying it
retard
>>58548784
pulte has no insight or wisdom about Gamestop/GME, AND, he is rich and detached from the struggles of the working man, so I dont care what he says on X (formerly Twitter).
GME is a chance for freedom for some of the proletariat. Why should I care what anyone thinks about GME when I've already made up my mind? I believe Gamestop is undervalued as a company, so if I buy its stock today, then in the future it will be worth more than my initial investment. Anyone drawing attention to themselves to talk about GME is probably selling something, and no thanks but I aint buying. Only buying gme.

>>58548919
good point

>>58548930
Self defeating post.

>>58548924
how much you wanna bet his donation website is gonna crash due to high traffic?
>>58548927
now THIS is a chart worth posting. Did the June Pool get added to today? This is one of the more mysterious things going on right now, and I can't wait for June to pass just so I can see what's on the other side of this strange call position. Bullish for gme

I have witness the future and WAGMI. I suspect earnings is a nothing burger with maybe a hint or tip but 13th is shareholder meeting. That's when the spiciness happens I believe, where else would you drop the news of everything?

>>58548927
>>58548935
Yeah the call slurping entity has been one of the most fascinating things to watch in years

Neat.

>>58548946
kek AMCniggies

stop making new threads immediately after the old one hits bump limit. your fucking thread from 19 hours ago is still alive.

New threads aren't made immediately after bump limit since /biz/ crippled its own traffic with the verification and the previous thread is at image limit.

sup gang. can someone tell me why the shills and trolls are so obsessed with how we spend our money? is this really the absolute best the hedgies can do?

>>58548962
this is a gamestop board

>>58548976
FUD is there to push you off GME or have you sell early.
Yes they are desperate.

>>58548946
he obviously hasn't been watching very long, there's loads of times where they've moved in different directions.

>>58548962
if only there was someone to clean it up

>>58548999
Checked

>>58548999
Checked but that would be too expensive to pay someone to clean it all up.

Rate of interesting has lowered today in the wake of the verdict. Will continue to monitor.

Oh ffs Cohen....

11th June.

DFV : ET final message where he ROCKETS OFF TO THE GREEN PLANET

There are no cohencidences on the voices in the walls telling the ones in my head that Ryan Cohen is real and not me projecting him psychically

Ryan, please sell Halo 3 Legosets after WAGMI

>>58549006
>>58549018
jannie'd

>>58549040
Yep.
>>58548561
>>58548579
>>58548590
>>58548591

>>58549040

Lol

I am currently hitting the griddy for financial freedom.
Kenneth Griffin, you better be scared.
Fellow Gamestop holders and I,
are getting many DRSd shares,
and getting many aftermarket OOOOOOs
#TKD

>>58549040
Wtf. Is this reality or matrix? Today I dreamt that one will skyrocket to 2 million instantly but this is too much

>>58549044
c-checked…

>>58549040
or a very cruel joke

>>58549040
so are we getting news on earnings or on annual meeting?

>>58548962
Lmao watamelon

Some anon was talking about the computershare AMA a week ago. I watched the video. The CEO of computershare basically called out GME holders for being frustrated and making false claims that the information CS gives out to the public or to companies is inaccurate. The CEO states that it is accurate that the number of holders has been stale and dropped somewhat over the years. Now I don't think CS would completely lie like that if the numbers were fake. If the 25% DRS holding is fake, CS would have no incentive to cover for the DTCC and the status quo of the corrupt financial system. So the most likely option is that the CS numbers true are at least from the transfer agent its side. What options would the DTCC have to prevent true DRS numbers and broker numbers to reach CS and gamestop? In the past there were fairly accurate guesses based on survey results and DRS bot estimates of a significant percentage of GME holders, comparing to public numbers like Superstink subscribers or RC twitter followers.

>>58549077
CHECKED

>>58548918
>roko's basilisk
Kek. I don't even know what that is!
>It makes sense though when you realize all of these alternative theories don't subject them to a moral law.
They don't like the idea they maybe, just maybe, there really is a higher power that wants us to be better and become the best we can be. They don't want to be held responsible for their actions on earth. Simple as.

>>58548962
>complaining about threads
anon, there is one person/a team of people who use a tripcode then ensure only their thread is considered the real one, no matter if another thread was already made and is totally fine. This has been established for years at this point. It is useless to go against this tide. Just let the bakers bake; they are literally like children who throw tantrums until they get their way.
Then you also have someone/a group of people who know this, yet are dedicated to making new threads anyways because they know that the bakers will carry on as usual, thus causing a split. The bakers and the splitters are both thread splitters, and both refuse to change, because they dont care about Gamestop or GME, they care about controlling this space.
Save yourself the trouble, and just don't worry about it. Use whatever thread you want, and stop caring about how many threads are on the board. If jannies cared they'd set things right. They haven't, never have, and never will, so you have to assume they really don't care.
Let the jannies worry about how many GME threads are on the board. Trying to argue with either side is only going to shit the place up. Personally I use whichever thread has more OOOOOOOO posting and has more posts talking about how great Gamestop is fundamentally as a business to invest in.

>>58549035
interesting things are still happening, they are just overshadowed due to the "news." CAT system goes live tomorrow, SPY and other "boomer" staples of the markets have had funny glitches today. I think more June Calls were placed today, yeah? so that's brewing still. DFV staying silent is itself somewhat interesting, because he had another chance today to be active, yet chose not to, so you have to ask yourself why he chose to extend his MIA streak another day, which itself gives more impact to his final tweet.
The shilling will probably be less for the evening, because everything revolves around Gamestop, and this theatre is just another way to distract normies from GME, so the shills are probably out and about elsewhere annoying other anons.

>>58549102
>Kek. I don't even know what that is!
Some bullshit thought experiment about how if theoretically humanity ever made an omnipotent A.I. that could solve everything, it would travel back in time and torture everyone who didn't contribute to it's development as fast as possible, because the creation of the A.I. would be seen as the ultimate good, making anyone who knowingly took any action that would stop or delay it's creation as evil. So if you know about Roko's basilisk that means you now have to devote your life to creating Roko's basilisk or it will clone you drag your soul out of heaven and torture you for infinity if you don't.

It is very, very stupid.

>>58549128
You forgot to mention that it's basically Pascal's Wager, so the cruelest part is that you're safe from it until someone tells you about it.

>"Stop making so many GME threads!"
Honestly, if I don't see one on the first page, I make a new one. Fuck jannies, if they were important, they wouldn't be jannies on 4chan

>>58549128
Yeah, Roko's Basilisk doesn't take any kind of paradox into account and hand waves any objection to its capabilites as "it's omnipotent". It also doesn't explain WHY it would expend energy torturing people when it has already achieved its goals. An interesting thought experiment, but it doesn't hold up to scrutiny.

Interesting.

>>58549179

>>58548934
He only buys gme he already made it

>>58549184
True.

>>58549077
Kek based watamolon

>>58549077
Keked!

>>58549177
I believe that the idea is that it's incentivized to make its creation come about as quickly as possible, and that it's maximally efficient. So, you're either Good or Bad, it's a 50/50 split. Anyone who doesn't know about it is automatically Good because they're innocent and couldn't have knowingly directed their actions to help or hinder. So, already, the ranks of the Knowing and Good are going to be quite small; once you Know, you have to be very, very Good to get in. Otherwise you end up Bad. And what's the maximal incentive to not be Bad? The threat of eternal torture. (It's not actually your body, which will be long dead, but your consciousness quantum funtimed into Hell.)

The main problem with the thought experiment is that people have no way of knowing how such an AI would come into existence. There's no way of knowing if your actions will ultimately help or hinder its creation. Maybe you think you're making the god AI, but you're actually slowing down its development by funneling money and time into a dead end. Or you think that your small gestures and evangelizing help, but it turns out that only those who amass a fortune capable of mass-influencing the public are Good enough.

>hErEs WhY gMe EvEnTuAlLy DiLuTiNg Us By 45MiLlIoN sHaReS is BULLISH fOr ThE MOASS
kek, gme baggies are turning into amc baggies

>>58549204
There's also the problem of acknowledging the existence of souls without accounting for how God feels about a robot taking over his creation.

>>58549040
How do I explain people around me my investment strategy is entirely based off memes and schizo speculation ? It's been astonishingly successful so far - however - but when people start talking about Technical Analysis, Fundamentals and Forward P/E, it becomes a bit difficult to admit my strategy revolves entirely around mysterious dates and top tier memes.
>Captcha: DRSXD
KEK has spoken

>>58549213
Even when I tried talking about the most basic tier of schizoness, the CAT and roaring KITTY link, my friends just stared at me like I was crazy and nodded slowly lol.

>>58549208
you should short it and cash out king

>>58549213
I've only told one person about this whole thing and they are still skeptical, even after seeing how this month played out. The overcoming the barrier of normalcy bias is just too much for most people. This play was always meant for the esoteric ones.

>>58549208
2 billion warchest, price stable. Get fucked.

>>58549222
get checked

>>58549103
Kill yourself or check into a mental hospital

>>58549103
Truth

It’s been one of THOSE days

>>58549208
Wu tang ain’t nothing to fuck with

>>58549220
Ain’t that the truth brother, wife thinks I blew 1k on this, when it was actually 16k

>>58549048
They know we know they know we know they know. And yet they still meme.

Ryan has shitposted this whole time. I've not slept well since the 10th or so because I'm thinking about all this and planning my next life

Why is the guy who makes new threads called baker

>>58549249
that's his last name

>>58549249
Lurk moar.

>>58549249
works at a bakery

Interesting.

>>58549251
>>58549253
>>58549254
All of you kys

>>58549128
>So if you know about Roko's basilisk that means you now have to devote your life to creating Roko's basilisk or it will clone you drag your soul out of heaven and torture you for infinity if you don't.
That's about the most ridiculous theory I've ever heard. How can an AI that tortures you for infinity if you don't serve its birth ever be considered the ultimate good? Do atheists even? I wonder how many of them actually believe in that insanity though. Makes me kek desu.

Nice titties btw.

>>58549179
Yeah I'm thinking we're back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psLm_Uwh3oc

>>58549258
will wiggle my tickler whilst?
>>58549268
i forgot where we were lost, just killin time.

i literally fucking cackled out loud when i read earnings was unironically 2 weeks away. i really hope this is fucking it. i just want to work out, go to the beach and play vidja.

>>58549265
I remember fedora tippers on reddit shitting themselves over it back around 2015ish. It was a huge deal to quite a few people.

>>58549271
Based and no spoonfeeding-pilled

>>58549278
I just want to hire Boston Dynamics to build a custom robot mimicking the creature from The Ritual, pay a professional special effects studio to make it look as realistic as possible, and then drive around the country following hikers into the woods. I'm not asking for much here.

Is holding GME a hate crime yet?

>Induction: The process or action of bringing about or giving rise to something.
>Destruction: The action or process of causing so much damage to something that it no longer exists or cannot be repaired.
>Reverse Merger: ???

>>58549307
*bang*

Quite a lot of posts for a non-verified bake...

>>58549322
Whoops, Didn't see the trip on the previous thread.

Do you think the economy enters freefall before or after the election? Don’t see how it lasts the year pretty much everyone that isn’t gargling biden’s cock knows at this point how bad things are

>First name Wu. Last name Tang. Perhaps you've heard of my clan.

>>58549248
kek Buck broke Kenny

>>58549040
I want to believe bros.

>>58548636
Either way, we win…

It's over bros. Trump was found guilty. Ryan Cohen will be going to jail

>>58548576
This action pleases the Sternguard.

>>58549120
>>58549120
>why he chose to extend his MIA streak another day
What makes you think he would tweet at all before MOASS?

>>58549309
Matrix, neo & agent smith, only way to beat smith was to let him merge

>>58548935
Already did.

>>58549258
I love you too :^)

>>58549307
Just you wait, goy.

>>58549349
(You)

hello?
is this the future billionaires waiting room?

>>58549386
Yes.

>>58549331
the script changed to let trump win to have an excuse to pop the hot air balloon, so after the election.

>WELL ABOVE $20

>>58549331
Right around the election. Oct/Nov.

>>58549386
It is now. Thank you for joining.

how are we feeling? comfy?

A homeless woman said I looked hot today.

WAGMI

I'm just curious, have any anons on the GME rocket ever been convicted of a crime (misdemeanor/felony)?

Are mutts gonna seriously engage in "kinetic negotiation" over Zion Don? I can't tell whether he's still as popular as he once was, he certainly isn't on /pol/.

>>58549421
Movin' on up, King.

>>58549338
Does this mean I have to start listening to the Wu Tang clan now? Were they really behind the whole thing all along?

>>58549438
Gotta diversify yo bonds, nigguh.

They'll let GME rip and giganiggahyperinflate the dollar while MIGA is out rioting over orange man, effectively pulling the rug while they're distracted.

You come out your shit is gone.

>>58549435
The glowies might false flag as disgruntled MAGAs but no, the organic anger will translate to the election, not the streets.

>>58549441
not on my watch.

>>58549441
>Mfw that face
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. What kind of psychopathic, Bernankefied, amygdala-fried, Babylonian madness lies behind those chinky rat eyes? How you ever work for or do business with a man whose last name is SHILL?!

>>58549307
There is nothing edgy about your cringey reddit normie cult. It's time for you faggots to commit mass suicide already.

>>58549450
pretty sure this is hedge funds buying themselves and exit strategy if they can't drive the price down with naked shorting due to CAT

>>58549472
show us where the long hurt you mr short man.

>>58549472
Ughhhhh… the thing is I’m just not selling…. I know… but I’m literally just not going to sell… I’m sorry.

We’ve held for the entire biden presidency

>>58549432
Yeah, but I’m appealing the conviction

>>58549491
>>58549498
Barron pls

>>58549472
>It's time for you faggots to commit mass suicide already.
Projection much? Was that you on the way to the office at 4 PM? Nothing like a bit of overtime huh :^)

>>58549472
Imagine being so filled with hate because of a video game store stock.

>>58549432
I got a fine for weed possession. No conviction. I've quit since then.

>>58549472
>cult
Over the target.

>>58549472
I do enjoy a good cult

>>58549472
Hi Shorty McShorty

>>58549472
Nothing personal, kid.

What if the wutang theory is true but RC is only using them as a vehicle to deliver an immutable dividend the kill the shorts, and the real reason to pick them as opposed to any other artist or other NFT dividend is simply as a diversity checkbox/make all niggers feel like they were a part of it?

>>58549554
What if KG and Dog Seafood were pinned down by like, 7 blacks and literally split in half by a MASSIVE, GARGANTUAN BBC?

>>58549554
False. Every single GME holder is a member of the Wu Tang clan making it a white supremacist movement.

>>58549554
What if the real reason is that it's really funny?

https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/
>37.08% short volume.
>37.89% off exchange.

>>58549566
too low

>>58549213
I have a very close friend who also owns GME at my suggestion and gave him 10 shares with the prospect of "just trust me bro". He doesn't lose anything so he doesnt have any skin in the game, but at the same time I can share my schizophrenia with him every time somthing happens. We even started the 2 more week running joke 2 years ago. He's a real bro.

He always took me sort of half seriously but was a good sport and humored me, but after the run to 80 he's had a "oh fuck" moment and has taken it a lot more seriously. The two year of psyops is what kept me ac00mulating and the two weeks of mayham was probably the moment that I went from "I'm pretty sure this is going to happen" to "I'm 100% certain shits about to get wierd."

>>58549571
We were seeing a gorillion calls bought.

>>58549566
checked, shorts scared

>>58549571
Hypothetically it would be the end result of more shares being in circulation than there should be.

>>58549498
Good luck my friend

The shorts closed in 2021, the SEC said so. Don't you know?
I'm holding shares of GME (GameStop) while Ribosome Combin pivots thee video game retailer to a Millennial diamond dealer/purveyor in a very cool, very legal manner.

>>58549564
Wu-Tang single handily ends racism when the world becomes GME holders and non GME holders, ushering in 1000 years of Wu-Tang.

You faggot baggies are going to be in a jail cell next to Trump

>>58549622
he's not going to prison

>>58549554
I mean Wu-tang is unironically good and I would be more than happy just to get that album for free airdropped into a new wallet.

anyway I’m Robert and I still hold hundreds of shares and I really don’t know what I’m going to do with all this money.

short nvidia. CS more GameStop. We win boys.

Damn I failed hard at trolling kek

Uhh, schizobros?

>>58549636
Not until I hear confirmation from GameStop corporate that it's legit.

>>58549636
this timeline is about to get real stupid, isn't it?

Bros... are people that are smaller than XXXX holders gonna make it too? Or is the float too big now?...

oooooo?

This shit is insane.

>>58549639
everybody like
>NOT UNTIL I HEAR FROM GAMESTOP
chill guys, they're not even taking your data yet

Stupid reason why it's 100% happening soon in June
I saw this real Smurf cat in a vision I had over 2 years ago
Think that's so raven nickelodeon show
I've had a flash forward of over 2 years + from 2022
It's not even funny anymore
What no one actually gets about the universe and time that time is a 4D jelly it can be experienced forward and backwards because it is a reoccurring universe
This has all happened before and infinite amount of times already

>>58549578
Based.

>>58549432
No. Are you suggesting that the DRS list would be leaked publicly and anyone charged with a crime in the past would be doxxed?
>>58549303
Pay Unitree 500k to make one of these a foot taller covered in silicone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzX1qOIO1bE
>>58549331
Before, it has to.
>>58549613
I don't think Ryking Cohees is doing anything with that company he's Chairman and CEO of...
>>58549622
You remember when Bofa had a glitch and peoples' savings accounts were empty? It lasted a few days and people calmed down. Just imagine what's going to happen when they are gone and the bank can't get it back. Pensions/401ks too, so there's going to be a bunch of old people camping out.

Occupy Wall Street except everyone is going to be looting every financial institution in their city. There's probably going to be credible threats towards local officials with nothing to do with the stock market. Martial law is a certainty.

I'll be sure to drive down with a trailer full of plywood and 2x4s so they have somewhere nice to camp.

>deleted
KWAB

>>58549650
I always thought of it like time snakes

>>58549650
Based future past back to the present dreamer anon.

>>58549650
How rich do we get in ur vision

>>58549650
Yup. Multiverse theory.
There was a thread on /x/ that claimed to be a woman who worked at CERN.
Supposedly she tried to warn the world about the covid-19 pandemic but went about it in a stupid way.

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/30021683/

Basically, there are infinite universes, and they're not all in sync temporally.
Like how in this universe it's 2024, in another universe it could be 1884, however the rate of time is the same.
Kinda like how two clocks move at the same rate, but one of them is several minutes ahead.

>>58549643
Yeah.

>>58549667
So fucking rich that on my deathbed or something I somehow with the help of my riches
I teleported my consciousness back to my younger self to relive the moass and life and basically achieve immortality in a round about kind of way
That was how nearly every single day from 2022 onward I had extreme deja vu
I wished I was fucking lieing because it would be less creepy if i was

The moass scares the shit out of me
I'm basically doomed to relive my life for an infinite amount of times because of my future selves
For better or worse

>>58549679
So fucking based. I wouldn’t mind reliving moass an infinite amount of times. But good luck to you brother

>>58549679
What happens when the cycle closes? Does future you breath a sigh of relief or simply shrugs because he already exists in the future where he made it from MOASS and cascading gains? Is he "Not sure" about the Butterfly Effect?

Also you should read more about the nearly achieved quantum internet and the (((implications))) of negative time crystals.

>>58549679
>>58549688
If you came back in time with past knowledge of the markets, you'd probably make a company named after some stupid fucking meme from a neverwas future and get rich. Sneed Capital, Sea Goat Investments, et cetera. People have already done this. Obscure companies with nonsensical names that quietly stack gorillions of dollars are run by time travelers.

>>58549706
Looper is a good movie.

>>58549662
DRS list is already public, anyone can go see the ledger. Some redditor did last year, they found like none of the known names or figures on there too. It got hidden pretty quick once they said mods weren’t on there or Keith Gill

>>58549679
Sounds like hell and I've been in the same boat since beginning of blood moon season stuck in an infinite death loop cycle in my early 20s due to taking acid one fateful mothers day eve. So atleast don't worry you decide when you've had enough of the bullshit.

>>58549719
I remember that. Ryan Cohen wasn't listed either

>>58549719
It doesn't really matter. Hold GME however you wish and reap the benefits. Just don't be surprised if normal brokers prematurely sell your shares and cite some liquidity/market crisis rule when shit hits the fan

>>58549706
Roaring kitty is unironically a time traveler isn’t he.

>>58549740
I don't understand this. For example, "big" brokers like Schwab and Fidelity, in the event they go under, don't sell your assets. They're simply custodians, so they would just transfer them to another broker.

>>58549719
drshodlniggers on suicide watch KEK
>>58549740
have fun trying to sell during muh moass when computershare’s dog dick website is down indefinitely
>inb4 some redditnigger catchphrase about never selling even at 6 gorillion dollars
kek baggies

>>58549761
I hope you're right. I have like 300 shares on Fidelity to sell but the rest are DRS'd
>>58549764
Way too much autism. Work on being less of a dweeb

>>58549764
I want to DRS so badly just in case, but I have been locked out of my account so many times because of an address change. Their site is fucking garbage and barely works, and holy shit the process to "verify" yourself was so beyond frustrating that I kinda just wanna trust Schwab and Fidelity to not rug me. Like, if Fidelity and Schwab rug us, I'm assuming ComputerShare HQ is gonna get raided by Delta Team and have their shit confiscated.

>>58549766
nice reply bagfaggot, i accept your concession

>>58549769
For me, it's having 50% of my assets on Fidelity to sell during MOASS and the other 50% in Computershare for the infinity pool. Imagine actually trying to sell from CS and waiting for a cheque in the post

>>58549769
the price couldn’t go to $80 without computershare literally roping itself and baggroids somehow expect to successfully at some 9-figure price per share

an all capitals ‘kek’ doesn’t do this justice and im phone posting rn so just imagine i posted the angry cry laugh emoji gif thanks

>>58549766
Obviously I wouldn't trust some nigger broker like Robinhood or fucking CashApp, but that's because they don't really buy the securities. I know for a fact Fidelity and Schwab do not have the right to sell off your assets, as they simply hold them. SIPC insurance is reserved for very extreme instances where shares are lost in a transfer, but these firms also have insurance on top of that for WAY more than SIPC (I know Fidelity protects up to $1B in securities per account). I also can't see the government allowing these select brokers to rug, as capital gains tax would be very appealing to them.

>>58549789
>these firms also have insurance on top of that for WAY more than SIPC (I know Fidelity protects up to $1B in securities per account)
sauce me up big dawg

>>58549670
This book: https://archive.org/details/TheFabricOfReality

It goes into the discourse of how this kind of multiverse dimensional construction should work. Including the no going back to your own past and a past directed time machine is a parallel dimension machine.

>>58549795
https://www.fidelity.com/why-fidelity/safeguarding-your-accounts
>Total aggregate excess of SIPC coverage available through Fidelity's excess of SIPC policy is $1 billion. Within Fidelity's excess of SIPC coverage, there is no per customer dollar limit on coverage of securities, but there is a per customer limit of $1.9 million on coverage of cash awaiting investment.

>>58549769
I moved countries as a DRS maxi so I'm just fucked. 2FA is linked to an old address and phone number in another country. Infinity pool it is.

Look at this graph.

>>58549823
Every time I do, it makes me laugh.

>>58549823

>>58549823
Who had Chernobyl style style bouncing of bars on their bingo card? You guys can tick that off

>>58549832
Chernobylposting has been around for a while.

>>58549831

Interesting.
https://x.com/TeuHunden/status/1796385466427887901

Thanks Grok.

>>58549850
Wut mean?

>>58548575
>

>>58549566
Checked.

are these guys for real whats going on?

https://x.com/LEGO_Group/status/1796207684321968605

>>58549862
Toys r us is about to enter the game

>>58549870
My best guess? Honestly, GameOver screen is going to appear for hedgies today.

>>58549870
Take the LEGOpill anon.
Bear trap:
https://x.com/LEGO_Group/status/1792462733666894281
Roaring Kitty reference:
https://x.com/LEGO_Group/status/1792201380108648891
To the Moon:
https://x.com/LEGO_Group/status/1792148400793645375
Loopring (GME):
https://x.com/LEGO_Group/status/1792202693605314792
Self explanatory:
https://x.com/LEGO_Group/status/1792204466411786517
BBBY signal:
https://x.com/LEGO_Group/status/1791423604606861530
https://x.com/LEGO_Group/status/1790805734944342151
https://x.com/LEGO_Group/status/1792544742963601420
The si(g)n:
https://x.com/LEGO_Group/status/1792571198263509406
See:
https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1791117652276195516
https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1791140301895352325
https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1791121430836584789
Their profile description:
“Thinking about our next build ”
Gamestop dragon post:
https://x.com/GameStop/status/1790407710246133888
Kitty dragon post:
https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790049362846117942

2024 is year of the Dragon.

Unrealised losses chart just got an update.

Uh oh stinkies

>>58549878
New ones since the pasta:
https://x.com/LEGO_Group/status/1795013199999222002
https://x.com/LEGO_Group/status/1795011312033964369
https://x.com/LEGO_Group/status/1795021975443702106
https://x.com/LEGO_Group/status/1793007598419030369 (reference to a Tuesday night lol)
https://x.com/LEGO_Group/status/1795409823925666046
https://x.com/LEGO_Group/status/1796187292517753296

Can you see yet?

>>58549823
this chart is sublime. the moass is sublime.
soon I will be bathing in wealth and so much goddamn capital. i will have a fleet and seven course meals
hedgies i applaud you

>>58549878
Remember when 2023 was the year of the rabbit and Ryan did nothing with Buck bunny except shut down the NFT marketplace his endless runner was on

>>58549823
You ever stop and think how fucking absurd, fake and gay securities are? Like nobody gives a fuck anymorr about the underlying business, just will it arbitrarily increase in value based on the whims of whale funds. Companies with cures for cancer get shorted into the dirt, meanwhile a graphics card company is worth $2T

I honestly hope we do blow up the whole market so we can put this stupid degenerate shit behind us as a species.

>>58549915
I like to think it started out legit when shares were physically delivered and trading was so cumbersome that none of this fuckery existed. Once technology got more advanced and HFT took over, it opened the door for so much bullshit. Stock price doesn't really represent shit about a company. Lets not forget the derivatives market is over a quadrillion dollars which just sounds so fucking stupid out loud.

>>58549870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPoXfCYQOTg
audio version.

I feel like something will happen tomorrow.

>>58549976
Baggies about to be red as fuck

>>58549978
nice try retard but my digits say otherwise

Why is no one talking about the volume?

>>58549871
oh yeah boy this basket about to get hot. What else should we grab up while we can I wonder.

>>58549885
Lol get fucked hedgies. It's time we turned those unrealized losses into real ones.

>>58549995
Can't they write them off for tax purposes?

https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1790743946764644659

Did anyone else see the one frame with the Reddit character hanging around the neck of Edward Norton at the :30 second mark in this video? What does it mean?

>>58550038
Have you seen Fight Club?

>>58550042
Yes

>>58550045
But did you watch it?

>>58550066
Possibly not, long time ago. Will watch it again tonight.

>>58550114
>>58550114
>>58550114
Threaded, frens!

>>58549438
The problem becomes not "is God" but "which God". Even withi Christianity, God seems to want different things, depending on who you ask.

Belief in a higher power and creative force shouldn't be as controversial as it is though.

>>58548577
feels

>>58548892

I just want them to pay what's due, then go back to hating each and every one of you