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That's it. After having a mental breakdown, I decided that either I go ballistic and try to get rich, or I just rope. I'm, 29 and all I have is 100k usd sitting in the bank. Family is crazy, no girlfriend and with every passing day slowly but surely my friends get further away from me because they're all building their lives.

What would be the single piece of advice you'd give to someone going into crypto/stocks with 100k usd to spend?

I have some xrp from back when I bought this shit for 0.4usd a piece, but not a lot, some bitcoin, and that's it.

>> No.58540659

unironically all in AVI is my biased opinion, maybe spread your risk 50% AVI and 50% AERO or MAGA if it dips and sell before the election

>> No.58540664

>>58540653
>>58540659
If it goes to shit we'll rope together but I am fairly certain you'll become a millionaire 95% sure

>> No.58540676

Get good at noticing gems and buy 1-2% of the supply of sub 1m market cap coins with potential. All you had to do was buy 1% of groyper when it was shilled here a week ago.

>> No.58540721

>>58540664
depending on the assets OP is holding, but funny enough, these won't make him a millionaire. If only he could risk further, I'd suggest he look into emerging trends like Depin and RWA.

>> No.58540728

>>58540721
>SAAR these will not make you a lot of money but funny heh... it is although Shiva has blessed me with such impenetrable foresight, granting me the utmost orgasmic pleasure of blessing you with the solution to your query

>> No.58540730

>>58540721
With 100k split between AVI and AERO? Or 100% AVI? Are you serious? So you're telling me AVI won't hit a 350m mcap at the very least this cycle with everything that's going on? It's the most undervalued thing left to buy. I only put AERO in there cus VC fags will push it no matter what but probably less returns

>> No.58540731

>>58540676
Suggesting a meme isn't a good area to consider. I wouldn't take this sh*t if I were him.

>> No.58540734

>>58540653
imagine having 100k USD in the bank and wanting to rope. the Bible was spot-on when it said the wages of sin are death

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>>58540728
Dead internet theory is fkin real.
wtf
Get lost, cunt

>> No.58540743

>>58540731
It’s the best advice in the thread. Taking a sizable position in coins that pump is how this game is played. You can do that easily when you have more than a few $k to play with and your hit rate doesn’t even need to be that high to make life changing money.

>> No.58540746

>>58540731
Memecoins are the meta.

>> No.58540759

>>58540730
Even if this eventually gets to that mcap, that's probably 10x. Do you think he would risk that much for such sh*t? left for me, instead of these, I'd go with depin solution: either peaq, navi, akt, or pkt.

>> No.58540767

>>58540746
Yeah, an easy way to be homeless

>> No.58540782

>>58540759
>SAAR if you gave me your money, I would wipe my ass with it after pooing in the street

>> No.58540800

>>58540759
Anything you suggested is either dead in the waters or overvalued. Akt can do a 10x, that's the one I agree with. Read my post closely, I said 'at least 350m mcap'. It will do much more, if you haven't read up I get it. I won't read up on pkt for example. I think you're biased here. I shilled OP stuff I don't even hold for safe returns and gave him an actual gem. I hope OP doesn't listen to any advice in this thread honestly and just calls it a day, too many snakes on this god forsaken board.

>> No.58540822

>>58540743
>It’s the best advice in the thread

I don't think it is. I see no reason to try to risk this. I see this as a subtle way of trying to feed hungry dev.

>> No.58540836

>>58540800
Does this really even matter? I don't think it does. The cucksucker should just rope himself.

>> No.58540906

>>58540653
Why don’t you use that money to find somewhere to live away from your family, get a job and start working on yourself? I feel you because I’m in a similar situation, but you have the funds to set something better up you’re just being a fag

>> No.58541269

>>58540653
I’m a savvy dat trader. I also trade crypto. Let me tell u Smth.

The era of becoming a millionaire by buying XYZ coin is over. Unless you get lucky and buy that 1 in a thousand coin, which u won’t, you’ll be left a bag holder.

Out of that 100K, how much are u willing to invest in? I imagine some of it u need for bills and whatnot

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>>58540653
>I have some xrp
yeah I see the issue, you're holding XRP but not a single dime on CONAN

>> No.58542553

>>58540906
I have a job, I live alone. I'm ugly + autistic + live in the third world. I just want to get rich so I can neet my life away, play music, play video games, travel every now and then. I already work and exercise daily, now I just need to get rich.

Thanks everyone for the advice in this thread.

>> No.58542564

>>58541269

I'll leave 20k in my emergency fund.

>> No.58543444

>>58540653
I had an interesting hallucination while on DMT recently. It said I should yolo it all to try and be a millionaire. And if I did not succeed it would be my time to ascend. I've never had a hallucination like that before. It was very loud and direct. The clockwork elves where having a serious talk with me.

>> No.58543458

>>58540653
I had $100k of btc. Now I have $250k of btc (and it's only $70k). Respond accordingly
>oh I need to buy some piece of garbage because I need gazilliionX to make it
Literally the classic question of taking a sure $100 vs a gamble for $200
$100 is always the better choice
Btc is an IQ test

>> No.58543479 [DELETED] 

>>58540653
> I decided that either I go ballistic and try to get rich, or I just rope
Im just curious if it all goes to shit what would your prefered choice of exit be? I am in a similar situation like i said

>> No.58543484

>>58540653
>I decided that either I go ballistic and try to get rich, or I just rope
What would your prefered choice of exit be if it goes south? out of curiosity

>> No.58543499

Hold XRP till December

That's it

>> No.58543501

>>58540653
Pump 10K into AAST and thank me later

>> No.58544299

>>58543444
godspeed friend

>>58543458
I have some btc, I'm positive but it's not a lot

>>58543484
I'm lurking SS and looking for ways out because I don't want to make a mess. At the same time, I'll probably go with a tall skyscraper. Easy access to a lot of them. Always thought it would be kinda cool to jump and shoot myself in the head mid air, don't think I've ever seen someone do this.

>>58543499
I'll probably die holding this crap.

>> No.58544384

>>58544299
Don't buy cryptos but risky stocks, like WBA

>> No.58544409

>>58540653
Martingale strategy at a high stakes table until you have enough to FIRE.

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58544428

Kek, majority of people don't even have a $1,000 in their banks and are in debt, up to their eyeballs.
If you aren't a complete sperg, you should definitely be able to turn that money into something greater than.
I'm in the exact same position as you, left $10k in my bank and moved every last dollar into crypto.. I've already quadrupled since the beginning of this year.

-t 31 year old.

>> No.58544556

>>58544428
what's your portfolio look like?

>> No.58544580

>>58544299
Is there an effective way to make oneself pass out after jumping? to skip the whole gun part

>> No.58544645

>>58540822
"hungry dev" has a treasury worth like 5 mil that they have never touched, paid for hacken out of pocket along with the bug bounties, and are doing a smartwallet integration with coinbase, why would they need /biz/ faggots as exit liquidity?

>> No.58544655

>>58544384
I’ve been looking at Walgreens, intel and a few others. Walgreens seems like a great deal with the dividend payout, but they too much debt and no cash

>> No.58544660

>>58540653
if you have 100k usd you are rich to me

>> No.58544671

>>58540653

There is no secret.

There is no 100x that you will "make it" with overnight.

There is however an entirely new global asset class that is rising up from the depths of illegality to the heights of legitimacy. An asset class being chosen by the global elite to be a part of the foundation of the new world economic order. An asset class still ignored or untouched by the vast majority of the world population, pension funds, businesses, and world governments. You may already know this, but you know something most other people don't.

Bitcoin and Ether are the bedrock of the new system, the many coins and tokens being spun up are mostly gambling or greater fool scams. Your allocation should always reflect this reality, regardless of what the shill bots and degens will shout at you. Gambling on tokens is incredibly stressful, and you will pay a price even if you eventually win on any given "play" you make, understand and accept that fact before you ever partake, though I would advise you don't. Gambling in real life is rigged against the player, even more so in Crypto where your money can literally be stolen outright without any recourse for your or repercussions for the thieves.

Accept that you will have to continue working and saving incrementally but the faster you do this, the further the multiplier will take your net worth. Bitcoin and Ethereum are accelerants for your USD earnings in the same way stocks are but their returns and risks are orders of magnitude greater.

You will likely ignore this and chase a 1000x memecoin and end up rekt as so many have been before you. If not, you could end up slowly but surely seeing your wildest financial dreams for your net worth materialize and then fade into the distance of your past like so many sign posts on a highway.

Going slow and steady in crypto has greatly improved and changed my life, I hope it will also change yours.

In either event, good luck and godspeed.

>> No.58544693

>>58540653
don’t try to make it all in one play, that’s a recipe for disaster. always remember, with 100k you’re only a few good plays away from making it.

also do yourself a favor and get a bag of honkler before it goes ballistic like apu did. same scenario unfolding rn

>> No.58544709

>>58544671
>>58544693
Thanks. I really won't. I'll pursue one or two alt and memecoins, but I decided to go with bitcoin. I'll try stocks for a while too.

>>58544660
I earn in usd and live in the third world, so I save a lot. At least you don't have to deal with rampant crime and an unstable government

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>>58540676
>Get good at noticing gems and buy 1-2% of the supply of sub 1m market cap coins with potential.
Actual smart, high IQ advice.
>>58540731
Retarded normie who doesn't get it.

Every time.

>> No.58544752

>>58544709
>100k USD
>live in 3rd world
you're delusional dude. just make some rich friends because you're certainly in the top 5% of your country.

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>>58540653
>I decided that either I go ballistic and try to get rich, or I just rope

God never gives us what we can't handle bro. Plese don't just gamble away that 100k you're in a better position than most people. If you have no debt take 15-20k waIt for a dip and buy some meme/altcoins and btc.

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>>58544556
You're going to laugh, and likely tell me I 'fell for the scam utility token'.
But ironically I went all in on Jasmy.
I have 0 regrets.

>> No.58544990

>>58544980
not too late to buy apu on eth
you use the meme enough

>> No.58545014

>>58544990
I hold pepe just for the lulz, only have 100M though.

>> No.58545021

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>> No.58545042

>>58544793
I'm tired, man. Every single right I've seen in my life has been wronged in the end, I'm the ultimate sucker. I have all this money and nothing to live for, might as well throw it at these stupid coins and hope for the best.

>> No.58545289

>>58542564
Okay, so with 80K you will begin.

How much do you expect to spend / live off of annually? Under ideal circumstances. Really think about the numbers and tell me. How much would you spend per year to live your life.

>> No.58545544

>>58545042
If having money makes you unhappy guess how losing money will make you feel? Friend, do not make reckless decisions in this state of mind and the coming turbulence will not help. Keep a hold of your XRP until the end of this year and you'll have done well.

>> No.58545853

>>58540653
Dump it all into Apu Apustaja on ETH mainnet (make sure its the real one) while its still crabbing in 0600s and low 0700s and then hold and wait. Oh, and make a thread thanking me sometime after you make it. I'll be watching for it.

On second though, here's the CA to make sure you get the right one.

0x594daad7d77592a2b97b725a7ad59d7e188b5bfa

>> No.58546078

>>58540721
>I'd suggest he look into emerging trends like Depin and RWA.
AI gonna moon, ngl.
But security is still important, this is why I'm all in on Push Protocol, fast notifications on my MetaMask for when some wag tries to snatch my crypto.
>Bullish on not getting rekt.

>> No.58546274

>>58540653
Bitcoin will hit 100k somewhere around this year, if not higher. Big boys invest in bitcoin. Simple as. 1 BTC is around 68k right now. It's literally easy money. Buy 1 BTC now and hold. Of course it might dip back to 60k or even 50k, but if that happens buy some more. Hold until september this year and you'll see some good results. Then cash out and fuck this gay little crypto market. Don't listen to fags here telling you "buy shitcoin #2526 it's a x100" they are waiting for prey like you to buy and then rug. If you want to day trade meanwhile like a fucking chad, check the BTC/ETH , BTC/XRP , BTC/LINK charts or whatever alt and buy the bottom and sell the weak short lived pumps and buy back a few days after. BTC goes up, alts go up rule always apply anyway

>> No.58546733

>>58545289
Today I can easily live with 20k/year, which is why I've saved this much. I just want to chill, don't have high ambitions or want to spend a lot of money.

>>58545544
Losing all is a reason to kill myself

>>58546274
The posts telling me to buy meme coins do nothing to me, I hope it's not a human typing those posts because they really sound like bots

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>>58540653
Slam 10k$ into honkler and hold until elections. Thank me later.

>> No.58546767

>>58544428
Cycle's over boys

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>>58546733
Yeah, it's funny how some pajeet fags shill you a coin but doesn't tell you anything about potential risks. None of them is there to help you, really. "buy my coin, x100 guaranted hurr durr" That's the kind of level of mental retardation you see here in /biz.

>> No.58548654

>>58546733
Investing 80K into SPY / VOO will return an annual 10%, investing 80K into QQQ / VGT will return an annual 13%. The rule of thumb is to live off of 3-4% of your investments so you can let them grow and increase your yearly spending.

Those are the safest, hands free, risk free ways of slowly growing ur investments. But if you did the math you’ll notice 4% of 80K is not 20K. So you’ll have to increase your portfolio somehow. I strongly advise you to stay away from any sort of crypto aside from the biggest coins like BTC and ETH. even in stocks, you could lose your money falling for the memes.

You could learn to day trade, but something tells me you’re not interested in spending time learning how to trade lol

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>>58540653

I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU DELUDED FUCKING YANKS!!! I'VE HAD IT UP TO FUCKING HERE WITH YOUR NONSENSE!!!!! $100,000 IS A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY TO MOST PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD. DON'T BE DEMORALIZED BY CUNTS LIKE THIS. IF YOU HAVE 6 FIGURES TO YOUR NAME, WELL DONE, YOU'RE DOING BETTER THAN MOST. I don't usually all caps fag like this, but you yanks piss me off something fierce.

>> No.58548753

>>58548704
real, 100k is a lot. but i guess it just doesnt feel like it because for people with that amount its just sitting in their accounts while they have the exact same standard of living

>> No.58549340

>>58548654
Thanks. Day trading will be hard, my work is very demanding right now, but promising. I'll just continue doing this. I'll throw my money in some stocks/bitcoin, and maybe 2k in some meme coin. I'll lurk more, read some more before doing anything.