/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58525116
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.199 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory

DRS & Computershare
>~75.3 (18.825) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 20, 2024,
>~75.4 (18.85) by Nov. 30, 2023, ~75.4 by Aug. 31, ~76.6 by Jun. 1, ~76.0 (19.0) by Mar. 22 Vs Cede & Co
>
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 496.382B, 84P = 5.909B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 467.398B, 79P = 5.916B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 431.239B, 79P = 5.459B per (roughly)

>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Q3 23/FY23 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/20371/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20376/html
>2024 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20456/html
Annual meeting Jun 13th
>798 pg SEC doc confessions of FIs/MMs/HFs/DCEs/Swaps Counterparties etc on short selling transparency
sec.gov/comments/s7-11-23/s71123-typec.pdf

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>Legacy links
wallet.gamestop.com
nft.gamestop.com
https://www.gmedd.com/report-model (Nov 2021)
>Use archives
Avoid DSPP:
reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>58525116
My favourite OP image. Nice.

good night GME

WAGMI

Anyone who uses the term: SILONIGGER, isnt welcome in this thread. Take you and your dead stock away from here, you have your own thread. Quit trying to silo the discussion away from the crown jewel (gme) with your risky shit stock (bankrupt and untraceable btw). You're a silonigger yourself, the own term you created, and to find the definition of that term you can start by looking in a mirror. Get outta here!

Ryan sold 45m shares to UBS via calls @ 20c...? Someone eggsplain because that means GME got rugged being on the providing end of the shares in an infinity squeeze and UBS gets out with a mere flesh wound somehow. Hwang's position would have been far bigger than that.

>>58525116
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 13th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
IBKR
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
>RH
Schwab

Gamestop will do an acquisition but it cannot be a public company. Lc tweets about microcaps were a red herring. If GS tries to acquire a public company they'd have to slowly buy shares, publicly disclose this and make a tender offer. This will result in distracted retail pumping up the price to make it overvalued. Private companies can only be the target and RC is not interested in companies with debt as well, hurts the balance sheet too much.
Only reply with actual targets that are private and have 0 debt.

Seething lol

>>58525143
>GME got rugged being on the providing end of the shares in an infinity squeeze
Nigger who issues GME shares? Also that's all based off of a literal who's claims.

>>58525149
I made a tender offer to your mother that she couldn't refuse and didn't understand

>>58525149
I do like the idea of Lego, but it's well out of Gamestop's budget

>>58525151
This whole saga tells me that the market makers do, and the company thenselves just makes suggestions as to how many shares exist.

>>58525149
Why would Ryan have bid $400 million on BBBY after selling his shares, then?

Friendly reminder to stay hydrated while HODLing $GME and staying comfy on this long weekend!

>>58525155
ESL?

>>58525154
Yeah it's way too big. Would need LBO private equity shenanigans. Nintendo and LEGO will never sell, they are family owned companies for over 100 years

>>58525160
Lay off the weed, Treyvon. It's ruining your reading comprehension and spatal awareness. If Citadel didn't make naked shorts none of us would be here right now.

>>58525120
richard newton is now added to the list of biz browsers, along with cumcat, nigger faggot, 45, clint, rkkg and more

>According to the latest TipRanks data, approximately 99.78% of Nintendo Co Ltd (NTDOY) stock is held by retail investors.
Long way to go

>>58525116
>>>58523461
So did we get buttfucked by gamestop working with UBS? Did they just piss on the squeeze to avoid causing contagion and blowing them the fuck out? There will still be an insane run up, but by working with UBS and giving them an easy way out, did they just diminish our potential earnings as shareholders?

>>58525173
One of them took the black eye to hang all the rest. Prisoner’s dilemma over, now its time for the death spiral.

>>58525143
Probably to keep the European economy from imploding too quickly during MOASS.

I can't wait to bankrupt israel

>>58525172
That ATM tweet from RK makes more sense now

>>58525177
I'm not so sure, market makers have permission to keep markets "orderly", is this just going to result in one party getting to exit with minimal effect on the lit market by marketmaker/hedgefund who stands to lose a lot? Tell I'm a retard and explain it to me why I'm wrong

>>58525181
Now do this one.
https://x.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1791117652276195516

>>58525172
Does the open interest line up with the current interest on calls? Creative but this seems like something to easily fake.

>>58525173
I think UBS was spared because they were forced by the Swiss government to buy out CS and take all their toxic assets. Since they're the only major bank left in Switzerland I think RC would want them to stay around since them going under through no want of their own is too risky a prospect. In essence, in this game of musical chairs, all the lucky firms just took their seat. Now, the rest are going to get fucked.

>>58525167
Add peruvian bull to that list. Hello tourists
TND
TKD

>>58525185
Unfortunately from what I understand is that firm "dind du nuffin"

>>58525185
Probably made deals for a chateau somewhere remote in the alps with guaranteed armed forces security retinue once the legitimate assassination attempts start to roll in

>>58525190
CS most definitely did something. UBS bought them out per the Swiss government's orders in order to prevent contagion; I would argue UBS didn't really do anything wrong. Although I am a bit confused what you're getting at.

>>58525186
+ TSD - total sudaca death?

>>58525195
Yeah I meant to say UBS was forced to buy CS and hwangs bullshite. UBS dindu nuffin and got wrapped into this bullshit, if they get out with a black eye and it ignites the rocket I'm cool with it.

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

>>58525195

Wonder what this Swiss did to deserve a golden ticket out of this? Hmm…

I don't think in all of the years holding this stock I've been more hyped for the next 2 weeks to the month.

>>58525162
>It's ruining your reading comprehension
No my reading comprehension is fine, your grammar and vernacular isn't.

>>58525192
Well, there's that factor too for RC. Allowing the biggest wolf there is to survive buys a lot of protection. I'm sure UBS reps went through the 7 stages of denial in the last year and a bit with Ryan to free them.

Anyway, here's the list again.

>>58525204
That’s bullshit but I believe it.

>>58525167
Richard is one of the good ones… no hype bs in his videos, calm and collected, does not shill any trading discord membership, has a good job as a math teacher and has to maintain a good reputation online. Also, most importantly, not a nig and not a joo

>>58525238
He also told people to not listen to people from india so he's pretty based

>>58525238
He’s good for the non-tinfoil stuff, just the boring facts ma’am.

>>58525143
Ryan’s business model revolves around dumping on his retarded shareholders. Expect the same thing in a few years where apes will say the same shit, “noooo, Ryan will never diloot on us esp at $20. He’s OUR guy!”. They have no real biz model that generates real profits. Their revenue model is based on closing stores and laying off workers. Their main source of revenue is milking idiots like you

>>58525251
shut up bitch

>>58524406
too lazy to find my shill meter, but this post is kicking the nest kek.

>There are still freaks who hang around these threads, salivating and tugging themselves off waiting for a chance to swoop in and talk shit whenever anyone asks even the mildest of questions.
Thanks for letting us all know that we're still on the right path, fuckheads.

>>58525253
Go back to your $300 discord.

>>58525172
The calls and contracts are bought and paid for. There’s nothing to hide now that they own the calls. They simply execute when they expire and save themselves now
Nobody knows who owns them.
But, whoever owns them, owns them. And once they own them, and they have the money to exercise them... they are "safe from a squeeze".
So yes, it would make sense that once the contracts were locked, and once they knew they had the bankroll to exercise these in June that leaks would happen.
It's also leaked as a fuck you to all the other hedgies, over a holiday weekend, where now they won't be able to think, sleep, eat, fuck, or even take a shit without knowing "UBS just made it first out the door... we're fucked" .
It's what I would do if I was UBS and I was forced to eat a bag of shit that I never naked shorted... a little screenshot, a quick online post, and the internet takes care of the rest while I sip my champagne on my yacht in the Mediterranean over the weekend...

>>58525204
meds
>>58525276
Bailing people out isn't fair! Japan is probably next for bailout.

>>58525276
The only way I would forgive RC for diluting on us at $20 is if UBS actually exercises those contracts and we see price go up drastically. If the price just move sideways, know that we all got fucked and RC has cockblocked the MOASS play. Sure, we can all cope and say that “GME is a good long term hold even without MOASS!”

>>58525287
I don't like his strategy either, but this both covers his ass, and gives 2 outs for a run
>acquire a synergic business and see the price skyrocket
and
>those calls get exercised and we moon
imagine if BOTH happen at the same time, and then the margin calls begin.

>>58525287
Who says UBS bought those $20 calls? Gamestop is allowed to invest their cash on hand into the market.

>>58525305
This would have been an amazing play
>sell shares @20
>buy 20$ calls @5
>45M shares turn into 180M shares under contract
>every share is accounted for
>releases the financial Zyklon B on the naked shorts

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

>>58525305
Who said anything about what GameStop is allowed or not allowed to do? They can do whatver the fuck they want but bear in mind we as shareholders are also allowed to judge whether or not we’re being dunked on by RC.

What if those 45 million shares were brought and directly registered by Lol UBS ?
Probably saw the writing on the wall and wanted OUT first and fast
Ids done NIGGERS hard R
Shid pops off next week
Ubs brought a fucko tons of calls to exercise too

>>58525339
what if nobody cared about your reddit fan fiction faggot

>>58525337
>Who said anything about what GameStop is allowed or not allowed to do?
Well actually not normally
https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/gamestop-ryan-cohen-stocks-warren-buffett-berkshire-portfolio-investing-pachter-2023-12

>58525341
Why are you so angry ?
At 5:30am on a Saturday morning ?
On a mogolian penis shaving creampie anal tranny massage board?

It's next week

>>58525358
I don't know how people haven't tempered their emotions by now. Every day I see people spam shit I don't like, politics I don't like and say stupid stuff 24-7. Yet what is the point in arguing and dividing? We are potentially fighting one of the biggest psyop scenarios in the world and people are losing their cool over nothing lol. I want to be absolutely numb for moass.

jews bought, gentiles sold yesterday. thats just how the world is

>58525139

THE dumbest of SILONIGGER'S

who here still /holding/ ? im sitting on 150 shares.

>Don't examine the ratio of "organic" complaints to mentions.
>Don't compare this ratio to that of other tangentially related subjects.
>Don't you dare notice things you filthy go--gamestopper.

>>58525143
it says on yahoo that it was 20 dollars each

>>58525364
I took 3.5 grams of Psilocybin magic mushroom on mothers day
It goes to zero I LULz
It goes to infinity I LULz
I simply do not give a fuck that can even be fathomed by mere mortals
We all die I lulz
We all live I lulz
How does anything even beat this ?
I think the AI strengthen over the past 3 years in preparation for the moass and infinity
I simply do not give a utterly single fuck
Bring it to ZERO go ahead I would jerk off into my mouth and laff and go fuck femboy bucci
It goes to infinity I do the same
How do u win against this ?
Infinite time lords and time gods rise up
All this hath happened dost before

>>58525238
>>58525243
Watching Richard & then watching Jackie is like the most mental whiplash possible.

>>58525172
I don't get something. If Hwangs position was only 32m shares worth(2/3 of OI) to 35m worth, why did it bankrupt Archegos and CS? Was it really share^Derivative^Derivative^... that was some Saw contraption that would destroy banks if moved in one direction and destroy some other banks if tweaked on this L2? And to stop this boogeyman of burgers going apeshit about the market? Or Gov intervention for bags they didn't even create? Burgers won't do shit because market mechanics are becoming public knowledge over the last 3ish years and they haven't bothered starting OWS2.0. and Hwang is on trial now, UBS just took the original counterparty position for Hwang.

If it was that risky, leveraged and maintenance-ladened to bring down UBS as well, why not just be an insider and wind it all down officially and out in the open? They had years to deal with red tape and CS chose to DIE instead? Is there something about SEC insider status they want to avoid? Because if its the size of the position being revealed, RC literally owns more than that out in the open and doesn't give two chocolate frosted frog ice cream cones.

Doesn't add up. If it's real and leads to the gamma squeeze/MOASS, I don't mind. Internet Historian can piece it together.

Its like Ken has a gun to everyone's head is the only thing that would make sense, or at least whoever controls Ken does.

>>58525389
I went back and read the release, it was shares sold, not written calls. Disregard that post.

>>58525415
The evidence it was only 35 million is a series of text messages and 'dude trust me' as a source.

>>58525415
Once the dust settles and the truth is unraveled
I suspect this is going to be bigger and greater than anyone could have even fathomed
It probably goes as far back as July 4th 1776 as some sort of well currency reset should the financiers get too bold and have a stranglehold on the world

>>58525120
High effort!

>>58525423
It was foretold in the Elder Scrolls.

>>58525402
I'm swearing off Jackie completely after he berated anyone who was willing to harbor any thoughts that RC might be selling and instead chose to double down on his theory that 'its just a shelf offering guys, RC will not sell those shares at $20'. Seen him calling people all the nasty names in his streams and on twitter who disagreed with him. Nothing to learn from a person with an attitude like that. I'm sticking to Richard as he's actually a legit teacher(math) and is willing to be wrong when he's not sure.

>>58525143
If the UBS thing is true, that's "only" some 30+ million shares.
Back when the sneeze happened GME was shorted approx. 260 million shares according to the SEC report.
Due to on balance volume and years of >90% utilization it's assumed that more shorts were piled on.
If that chat wouldn't have been leaked UBS could have quietly closed out their position, without
the ATM they would have needed to report it due to insider rules.
Why is a silent exit necessary? Because when the first people start to run it's a scramble to get out.
And you want to hurry silently out while nobody is clumping up at the exit.
Why give UBS an out? I don't know, maybe RC has connections there, maybe because it's just
a big national bank that itself isn't cellar boxing and just got left with the Hwang position unexpectedly.
No matter the why, the 30million shares buy pressure will be felt the coming weeks unless
shorts doesn't hexaduple down again.

That's all just conjecture though, maybe the UBS thing is faked, who knows.

>>58525428
Jackie actually did admit he was wrong on his last stream, but yeah, him shit talking anyone he disagrees with is expected, dude’s a huge.. personality.

>>58525429
Yeah, they are going to start stabbing each other soon to get out

>>58525429
>>58525436
https://youtu.be/aRR0pMFcaKM?si=dlvanmXGBTjLMvoi

I'd honestly be pretty pissed if BBBY is actually bought out from its ashes.
I bought some shares back then on eToro, and they got liquidated last october due to the compagny being officially bankrupt.

>>58525429
If there have been chateau chats to let the 45m pressure off to avoid 10% SEC rules, Ryan would have likely said something then to prompt a swift exit that ends Ken's leverage as MM.

Maybe UBS had been unwinding, who knows. As for Ryan's Grace, maybe some things are truely priceless if he saved the Swiss population having a currency reset, if that's his prerogative in his position to prevent worldwide fiat collapse. We're lightyears better than fiat and would be a bandaid ripped off if executed right, but its not my leverage to act upon.

>>58525238
beeing a mather teacher is only for smart guys. so i trust him

Is it true having just 600 shares of BBBY DRS’d will be enough to net you a cool $1 million post tax in 6 months time? Big if true

>>58525243
imagine beeing such a autist, that you write a excel sheet for 3 years with all the daily events and look into boring options chains and swap data. dats some sperg big short michael burry behavior. super based!

>>58525455
one of the dumbest fully developed adults I ever met in my entire life was my high-school geometry teacher

Is it true he’s directly descended from Isaac Newton and has a rooted the very same trading methods? Thx

>>58525467
*adopted the very same trading methods

Charlie still exists, trying to tie GME in with AMC on a daily basis.

>>58525467
lol, the best thing about this is that he’s been making videos about GameStop since ‘21 and only blew up in this sneeze cycle after 3 years. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving guy and hopefully he gets something out of this exposure.

>>58525472
I enjoy his smooth delivery and always pleasant demeanor. He talks about high level maths in a way a teacher should so that everyone in the class can understand. He's one of the few people I hope WAGMI but invest in their talents to make more people math literate post moass.

I like Richard, good guy, deserves to WAGMI

>>58525449
Why? Why would you be pissed to win? You realize the only way bbby can reemerge is if fraud is proven?

Happy Caturday GME Chooms

>>58525496
Fuck I forgot the CAT

>>58525449
I’m not a fan of BBBY…. However, I really don’t care how I arrive at my millions.

Damn, UBS Leviathan theory getting some serious traction I see.
>>58525474
>I like Richard, good guy, deserves to WAGMI
I agree, I've been watching him a while now. Just a genuine dude who loves GameStop and wants to know what is going on.

Theres no way people are pathetic enough to still hodl diamond yolo hands gme in 2024.
AHAHAHAHA

>>58525589
you will be left behind.

>>58525589
8:22 EST on Saturday of a 3 day weekend, and the best thing you have to do is kek baggies?

>>58525591
From homelessness? Sounds awesome. Let me guess baggot its going to moon in 2 weeks?
AHAHAHA

>>58525596
$87 billion swap swamp.

>>58525594
Don't let him get to you ape!
Diamond hands. We will defeat the hedges 2 weeks.
HOOODL to the moon
2 weeks!

>>58524406
>>58525256
I don't see gamestop logo anywhere someone got screenshot?

>>58525603

I wonder if Ryan Cohen has thought about doing literally anything with the video game retailer he bought a few years back?

>>58525606
Wait its in 2 weeks really?

>>58525594
kek baggies should already be filtered by now. at this stage, i'm only interested in hearing about bear thesis from OG holders because the schizo crowd has been slamming bs all week.

Shills are up early on a Saturday. Weird, but good morning sisyshillies! This is gonna be a long weekend of rock rolling.

Kek

What the fuck ist wrong with that retarded cuddle talk about UBS. I want them to go bankrupt, just like CreditSussy, I don't care If they "deserve" it or not. I call bs on that retarded story that is based on some shitty screenshots. UBS ist going bankrupt and I hereby believe it into existence.

>>58525657
We have a long weekend. Shall we play"Does UBS Deserve It?" I'll start: Neutrality gold supply domination.

everyone is so quick to accept the UBS texts but AFAIK you can't sell SHARES in an offering in exchange for CALLS

idk feels like another "in two weeks" shill but I'd love to be wrong

>>58525621
You really have to take a step back to admire how incredibly autistic people here are sometimes.

While Ryan uses you as his personal cumrag you accuse anyone who doesn't believe a videogame retailer is 10 billion a share of being a paid shill, in return he dilutes you.
KEK

>>58525657
Still no concrete proof of it yet so nothing is certain. Maybe Carl Icahn is buying the calls or maybe it's multiple entities. For all we know the call buying and the share offering could be completely unrelated. Time will tell. Right now all that matters is that GameStop is looking to make a move, and if the speed of the share offering is any indication it looks to be soon.

>>58525672
I’m sure there’s many possibilities in the middle other than just retail is Ryan’s cumrag or selling to UBS

>>58525677
Checked. Bad news early.
>Dilution
>Poor earnings
Good news on time.
>Shareholder meeting

>>58525694
potentially* bad
>58525672
the projection on this one.
>finished diluting a month after announcing the intent to dilute, price settles in at double in said time frame after briefly touching 8x
kek my bags faggot.

>>58525606
The "gamestop" logo on toys r us is from a web development company that got bought out by Salesforce that went by Demandware - they also had a power symbol for a logo

Give me the latest copium on why chobani sold and it's a good thing.

>>58525606
>>58525709
Here is the Demandware logo. Now that I think about it, the toy questions feel like that time gern posting got out of hand

>>58525671
None of the GameStop thesis makes any sense, it’s all based on a misunderstanding of the market that someone told redditors as a joke. If you try to bring in logic now it all falls apart.

>>58525708
You are Ryan's cumwhore idk why you are saying projection while your eyes glaze over? All that cum must have gone to your brain I own 0 shares.

>>58525718
cash flow positive, q1 2024 beat last years performance, 2 billion in bank now, voting against dei

>>58525723
kill yourself

>>58525730
Cry cumrag

>>58525736
die mad

The rc fud has always been the laziest and lowest effort tactic of them all. It's not even worth repeating the numerous reasons every single thread why rc has absolutely nothing to gain from fucking over shareholders. He's growing the company and looking to build something out of it.

>>58525728
>thanks for using my face to wipe your ass daddy jew may I please have some cum too I can pay for it

>>58525737
Die poor cumrag
Gonna cry?

>>58525738
>nothing to gain
He gained a billion from fucking your over this week you stupid fuck. He gained a billion in 21 doing the same thing. How much did he gain fucking you all over in BBBY again?

>>58525741
kek mad on Saturday bitch

>>58525740
crying because you got throat fucked on fundementals, die shitting

>>58525745
>Cumrag spends getting mad over his sunk cost fallacy and a rich jew
>you are mad
Wipe your face cumrag!

>>58525743
Why would he dilute himself even as he works for free?

>>58525747
>fundamentals
>ever shrinking company can only make money off dilooting paypig share holders
We have different definitions of good fundamentals.

>>58525749
>he's having a Saturday gme meltdown
sad, it's so nice out

>>58525757
Because his GameStop investment is an insignificant part of his personal wealth, it doesn’t matter

>>58525760
>He says inside his small dark apartment tardraging over paid shills
Do cumrags really?

>>58525760
>cumraganon
A new character in this ever expanding cast

Big news from Ryan:
Free facewipes in 2 weeks
HOOOODL

End of April:
>Stock price between $10 an $11
>GameStop has $1 billion
Right now:
>Stock price above $21
>GameStop has $2 billion
I genuinely cannot believe that there is still this strong of an attempt at gaslighting people to believe that GameStop getting $1 billion off of a minor dilution is a bad thing. GameStop making an acquisition to bolster their bottom line is actually beneficial to the stock price and the shareholders and will become even more damaging to short sellers.

Leaked from earnings:
>I would like to thank all of our bagholders for swallowing my cum. We are planning a third dilution for the next runup. Please use the facewipes I have sent out in place of dividends.

>>58525762
>If there's one thing jews are known for it's not caring about their own money.

I only invest in companies that make grown men cry about cumrags on sunny saturdays with their boyfriends

I hope the fuddies can keep the stock price from skyrocketing in the german premarket so I can double my investment on Tuesday morning.

Anon who said there would be no dilution last weekend, I'm here for my apology. Consider yourself hexxed.
>captcha: DANG

>>58525786
>so assmad he walks outside to take a picture of the sun and immediately hammers it into his iphone 4
I can't tell if your face is covered with cum or tears immediately after getting diluted KEK.

>>58525172
I figured it out guys.
06/03/2024 has $87 billion in shorts.
06/21/2024 is 267,819 calls ramped up ITM from the 2 preceeding weeks.

06/21/2024 is T+14 from 06/03/2024

>>58525800
Wait really 2 weeks?

>>58525796
kek die mad

>clint gets a kender surprise
kek clintniggers

someone explain the heavy down pressure this last week if GME/RC allegedly made a deal with UBS for CALLS of the 45m offering

it literally makes no sense

Shall I move to Switzerland post moass or is this a retarded idea?

>>58525825
The heavy down pressure was GME selling 45 million shares of common stock at the market into the biggest pump since the sneeze, my brother in Christ. There is no need to do mental gymnastics like a AMC or (former) BBBYQ holder.

>post moass
anon, i...

>>58525825
They solded at market anyway.
There was no deal, but maybe a request from UBS to dilute so they'd avoid having to report shit, and GME might have complied.
Or maybe it was Ryan that needed some pocket money to buy something, or give us a dividend.
Or maybe it was just him going wtf, I said I would sell those shares because the price is going crazy and I'm not doing shit, but now my enemy know my plan, so I gotta sell them NOW - and now he has more money than he can coom on and doesn't know what to do with it.

>>58525804
>fatass gets upset and tries brags that he can bike 7 miles
How much cum did you drink before you thought that was impressive?
>my 300 pound cumrag life
ohnonono

>>58525837
i'm gonna shoop ryan's face onto adam aron at some point to make baggots seethe extra good kek

>>58525837
yeah i know, I'm just saying this whole UBS text thing is full retard trolling

>>58525841
i don't think UBS has anything to do with what's happened in the last 2 weeks anon. That's just hopium

Do baggies really get angry and go for long bike rides after getting diluted? kek

>>58525801
109 times, you say?

>16pbtid

>>58525848
I think that anon I hexxed was a pump and dumper, possibly even connected to that twitter that was posted here yesterday. It's full on BBBYQ tier hopium overdose, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

>>58525848
>i don't think UBS has anything to do with what's happened in the last 2 weeks anon. That's just hopium
Me neither, I'd bet on an acquisition or a divy.

>I can't getting I'm getting diluted for a second time
>No it has to be Ryans masterplan, 4d chess is ass
>2 weeks

>>58525863
Hopefully an acquisition, eight or ten more dilutions and they can buy Steam. Why would they give a dividend though, they don't make any money except off our backs?

>>58525873
>Why would they give a dividend though, they don't make any money except off our backs?
To blow the shorts of the shorts, of course.
Haven't you read the motivation for the dilution? Fuckers are moving the line without anything moving on the real world, no reports, no earnings, no news. That's unacceptable.
Giving a dollar to each share would stop this nonsense.

>ubs exercises calls in the following months
>prices sky rockets to 1-2 thousand a share
>other hedgies do nothing, Noone forces a margin call
>prices goes back down to levels like it is now, still massive hidden short interest back to business as usual
Guys a squeeze is about to start and I'm genuinely FUDDED.

>>58525882
>I CAN'T BELIEVE IT I SIMPLY CANNOT
>why the why the FUCK WOULD HE DILUUUTE
>Nonono this is all part of our bosses plan, I wont fall for the shillies kek shillies
>Hear me fellow ape
> WE WILL NOT LOSE THIS WAR 2 WEEKS
>Diamond ha- ACK

>2 jeets sign in at the same time
>Consistently post within 30secs-1min of each other
>Do this 5 times in a row
Maybe he poos on it, maybe it's GPT

>>58525885
You're on the chan, not on reddit.
AND you expect a massive fucking spike.
Get a strategy ready for taking profits, because you know that's what all here, shills included, are going to do.

>>58525868
>>58525890
did you have to AI generate fat guys riding bikes? are there no pics on google of actual fat guys riding bikes?

>>58525898
I took pictures of bagstop holders today, this is straight from my phone

>>58525900
But can your AI animate them to the sound of Fat Bottom Girls?

>witnessing actual meltdowns on a beautiful Saturday morning
It's soon.

>>58525903
I wish LOL that sounds fucking amazing

>>58525882
It would, but it's not going to happen. Cohen will continue to dilute us every time we runup. There are a dozen things he could do Tuesday at open to end this, but he's choosing to keep all the gains for GME. I think about why, maybe it's self preservation so he doesn't end up getting Arnaled, or maybe it's pride so it appears that he turned GME around into a multibillion dollar company. Same shit he pulled with Chewy desu. Anyway, I just want my apology from the anon who was saying there wouldn't be a dilution.

>>58525904
>Alot of shill activity today
>Look at ken griffin hes so mad that we are hodling
>Fellow apes, Cumslurpers, Based regards, WE WILL SEIZE THE DAY
>This is a surefire sign of 10 BILLION USD A SHARE KEEP YOUR TITS JACKED
>2 WEEKS HOOOOODL

It makes perfect sense for the hedgies and hedgie simps to be assblasted over the fact that the company they've been trying to kill for years is now suddenly $1 billion richer and ready to make a move to improve itself even more. All they can do is complain and try to appeal to emotion.

>>58525922
>Get on your bikes, ride!
now I got the song in my brain and can't get it out.
WTF, I'm not even supposed to have a brain!

>>58525924
>>58525922
WE WILL WIN KEN MAYO GRIFFIN HOOODL

>>58525922
I look like this and I say this

>s-say he's on a bike
>yeah, kek him melvin!

It's gonna be a long weekend anons, take a seat, get comfy; first one's on the house. Now, how ya feelin? How about that Gamestop, eh?

>>58525938
>Ryan cohen and citadel cooming all over bagstop baggies
Ohnonono

>>58525946
>he can't stop thinking about gamestop
uh oh

>>58525953
>baggies waiting open mouthed for a faceful of jewish ceo cum
Umm based much fellow apes?

Any baggies? I need my cum swallowed PRONTO

>>58525959
>Saturday morning interns showing kenny their 12 hour timesheet
you got this bro rise and grind

>>58525968
Okay but why are the baggies there with the mouths open and the jewish ceos are cooming everywhere? This was a weird picture to take

Loving every laugh

Sneed shills

>>58525975
Based fellow reddit slurper. HOOODL

>>58525975
It can't be stopped.

I also saw it on reddit its happening in 2 weeks

Once the price is flying over $10,000 dollars what song are you going to be listening to?

>>58525990
https://youtu.be/Mcfk3KFhIZg

>saturday morning interns mad they can't run

>>58525990
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E
I'll be waiting for them near the bull statue. Extra points if they get the horns.

>>58525975
>>58525983
Comfy.

>our local j-slur baggot doesn't like clint-posting
oh neat guess i'll post it again
kek clinties

reminder that ryan just dilooted on you and you're acting like he's still your heckin guy while sneeding adam aron for doing exactly what ryan just did to you (AGAIN)
>sorry for dilooting again at $20 instead of $300 two years ago or even $80 last fucking week i actually forgot that i need TWO billion dollars instead of just one to get this NFT marketplace up and running whoops haha

>>58525997
>Bagstop hodler gets rejected from mcdonalds and hangs picture of his eco friendly bike on the wall
Ohnono

>>58525991
good taste and i kek'd

I notice alot of you talking shit so heres some FACTS about what you refer to as "bagstop" redditors
1. WE care about the enviroment and bike
2. WE have a female leader
3. WE will collapse the us economy and have 10 billion each a share (don't do the maths on this)
You are JUST a paid shill, while I am unemployed I consider the potential returns on time spent arguing here far greater than a measly $10 an hour at my old job at mcdonalds (I was let go for eating, capitalist scum)

doubling my bag on Tuesday. how does that make you feel?

damn reddit just put 4chan in its place

>>58526027
Based baggie

It's telling that the worst thing shillies can think of to insult hodlers is calling them gay/women on the receiving end of a nut. As if having a big veiny dick in your mouth, at your mercy, the body attached to it writhing uncontrollably in pleasure, sounding exultations, wracked with sublimity, and then feeling your maw fill with his warm offering to your carnal expertise is not one of the best feelings in the world. And of course, you keep sucking, drawing out more. You slather your tongue over his balls, his nipples, biting, suckling, keeping his seed in your cheek for when you part his lips and dump his own ejaculation down his throat. You inhale his tongue, feeling it tickle your palate. Feel his moans and shudders turn to whimpers of surprise and then panic because you won't let go. His tongue is reaching deeper, near the back of your throat; for him, it's painful, the soft tissue stretching, ripping, his jaw unhinging to open wider, wider, too wide; there is a snap, and still you slurp. How is your own jaw so wide? How do you resist his desperate fists, as his his broken head disappears past your lips? Because it is simply ecstasy. To stick a finger in his asshole and lift him all at once and to plunge his form down your distended esophagus. To tickle your tongue across that beautiful cock one last time. To burp around his toes.

Ruggin Ryan Cohen thanks you for buying high and hodling through the pumps!

for me, its because GME MOASS would make the government so much money. People fundamentally cannot understand just how deep the debt hole is for the US Government. It's damn near unmeasurable, and there is no way out. Until they collect tendies tax from GME profits. In hindsight, it will seem as if the two were always meant to happen together.
That and because it's entertaining. Those two reasons are what personally make me believe.
>>58526043
ew im not reading all of that dont be gross anon

>>58526018
>31 pbtid

>>58526018
kek Saturday shifties

>>58526046
I promise it's worth it.

Wow scitzo fud shows up overnight about ubs. A strange part of me almost believes it because shills know things from their handlers’ the moment gme takes any action. But still gme filed that they sold them into the public market did they not? Also shills knew gme was diluting because, go figure, the moment gme corporate was interacting with the market wallstreet knows about it.

Someone tell me when did this extremely organic ubs narrative show up and why?

They only ever fud like this when they’re the ones dealing with uncertainty. This weekend has them shook.

>>58526034
>No one is closing their shorts. Fuck you, pay me!
The short squeeze is...shorts closing. Sounds like the doomed matador hedgie at the gates trying to stop the stampede with logic about how bulls should be calm.

If the leak is real, UBS plans to exercise their calls before GME earnings. That's about 34 million shares to keep them under 10%. If these are not hedged, market makers will have to go out in the open market and buy 34 million shares and deliver them T+2 (soon to be T+1). What happened the last time people exercised shares? GME ran to $500 pre split.

We'll know if its real or not within 2 weeks lmao

Anon, are you really not man enough to apologize? Fucking pathetic.

>>58526071
Exactly my take. Read like a hedgie trying to calm all the others. They’re scared.

>>58526076
T+1 starts Tuesday.

>>58526053
>Bagstop employees run for their lives as the 300 pound landwhale tranny sparkles crashes the bagstop parade and demands to speak with the ceo
Fucking based

>>58526076
Tuesday for T+1.

>>58526086
>tranny sparkles
You seem to know an awful lot about this stock.

>>58526071
>>58526078
Some of the comments are aware lmao

Due to all that UBS talk it is very certain that next week is going to be red crab instead of "omg moasss ommggggg". It's just shills hyping some shitty story that is not true to begin with. And if I am wrong I couldn't care less as I will get rich, but all those posts just glow. They read like some gay ass ai nonsense. Post hand.

>>58525167
>>58525238
>>58525243
Richard is cool, always has been from the beginning, he even mentioned he's cautiously optimistic about this additional billy in the bank. We'll see how the company manages it going forward.

>>58526076
Someone/something with a TON of money bought the calls. A very high risk play. That is fact. At some point very Likely that person is going to exercise those calls, they have the money to. Someone know something we don't. The UBS theory seems to make the most sense.

>>58526086
wild pivot, this how I have to run btw

>>58526076
>before GME earnings. That's about 34 million shares to keep them under 10%
do you/does this theory mean like.. right before earnings? or in general anytime between now and earnings?

>Control F
>Richard
>Seven times mentioned, technically 8 after mine
>All praise

Surely this is organic
Idk who he is but the praising reads inorganic

>>58526105
Do NOT interpret Long Dicked Larry.

Watched that guys 6 minute video

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ePHBFkB-WH4

This all seems like hype fatiguing for me as any action gme takes to “alleviate pressure” would be gme implicitly admitting they know their corporate actions can crater the economy by fucking the shorts. We all know RC is doing this (gme and bbby) because he knows it will fuck the shorts and he sees value, but to formally alleviate pressure would be enough to stop him as now he could be considered to be manipulating a market.

UNLESS the government truly orchestrated it then they would be off the hook, interesting times. Without an M&A this thing is probably never going to light off.

>RC sells shares of bbby
>2 months later, RC offers 400M for bbby
>RC listed as debtor and creditor on hundreds of dockets up to this day

I wonder who the acquisition will be (reverse merger or whatever the plan is)

>>58526099
>Due to all that UBS talk it is very certain that next week is going to be red crab instead of "omg moasss ommggggg". It's just shills hyping some shitty story that is not true to begin with. And if I am wrong I couldn't care less as I will get rich, but all those posts just glow. They read like some gay ass ai nonsense. Post hand.

I’m with you on that. 3 years of moass dates and schizo theories that led to nothing has made me believe that the UBS theory is one of those nothingburger that is not worth getting excited about. Or go hog wild but manage your expectations. Hope in gme doing something extraordinary will always lead to disappointment.

>>58526114
there's an anon that posts "what's he thinking right now" with Richard's face all the time

>>58526111
Anytime between now and before earnings day, which is estimated to be around June 5. We should see spicy action soon if its true.

Why would GME help UBS out? One theory I read was to prevent a unintentional hostile takeover attempt by crossing the 10% threshold.

>>58526114
He's just a guy on youtube who has been talking about gamestop for years now. People like him because he's levelheaded and genuinely interested in learning more about how the stock behaves. Not everything here is astroturfed.

>>58526129
I recognized his face from that anon but never knew his name lol

>>58526114
This 15 min vid with Richard is the best at explaining of bullet swap and naked short timelines using maths and close dates, matching with big movements perfectly.

https://youtu.be/yLxWxZlvVNE?si=CRFTcEt8Plm6aaxT

The amount to me is interesting 45m is more than Cohen has with 36m~. I wonder if the UBS stuff is nonsense and they printed enough so a potential controlling party (Teddy) could buy before earnings so to facilitate ownership in a merger. The number is important and they needed cash for plans, the M&A is now likely but with Larry being blunt on twitter it seems they have a plan and want to move fast. The plan is to never sell. They either let the first one out the door or next week a single player bought enough to control the company if they bought them all. Regardless unit dividends is going to be the future.

Never sell, the units are going to be paid by short sellers for a LONG time.

Kek kennies

>>58526130
That's an original screenshot. What timezone is that?

>>58526129
ok but what IS he thinking right now?

>>58526130
>One theory I read was to prevent a unintentional hostile takeover attempt by crossing the 10% threshold.
That is an actual possibility and we might see an other atm offering if that's true.
And also the motherfucking run of the century, if they're serious. It might be the only chance the shorts have to bankrupt Gamestop and save their sorry asses, and Ryan's policy of having a board that emphasises stock ownership makes it all the more difficult.

>>58526133
checked, I don't usually watch finance streamers either

>>58526141
funny how that UBS pocket sand stopped the jokes about the 45pbtid dabs.

>>58526105
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWJHhCpc2fU

>>58526151
he is thinking about all those teen girls in his math class

>>58526157
>funny how that UBS pocket sand stopped the jokes about the 45pbtid dabs.
It’s even funnier how the UBS story got this far based off a fucking WhatsApp screenshot and people are just ran with it. So now, apparently, we gonna open at $200 on Tuesday.

>>58526179
Who else do we know who speaks French and has been caught lying about being an insider before?

Wouldn't surprise me

>>58526141
>they printed enough so a potential controlling party (Teddy) could buy before earnings so to facilitate ownership in a merger

BBBY shares outstanding is 90 million pre dilution. I originally thought maybe GME would do an all stock acquisition where 1 BBBY gets you 0.5 GME shares so 2:1 ratio which 90 and 45 work perfectly but after GME filed they completed the share offering idk anymore.

If they privately sold it to Teddy maybe the theory still holds true. Idk, just speculating

>>58526158
>>58526118
audible keks

>>58526186
Good job there's no one shouting you down about what possibilities our chairman CIO and CEO might do with the money considering his other interests and attempted take over of another company. Sure would be silly if someone started kvetching about all this pondering

>>58526146
The original anon posted it 6:02PM EST, assuming it was taken right away and posted, it was 11:49PM in their timezone.

What countries are about 5 hours and some change ahead of Eastern Time Zone?

>cohen sold 45 million shares at $120 pre split
you forgot to divide by 4 dipshit

>>58526130
>detoxification must be done in the infected place Hwang
What did they mean by this ?

>>58526195
I refuse to believe there are any real authentic holder left that haven’t figured it out yet.

>>58526196
UK

>>58526130

>>58526130
They didn't really "help them out" much more than diluting enough to keep UBS from being an insider. That's literally all. They're still going to have to purchase shares on the open market and it looks like they'll do it by exercising calls, and we all know what happens when GME has a massive amount of calls exercised. Literally 35m shares worth need to be purchased by earnings. UBS is going to be the only short that survives because they're getting out first, we will be on pluto by July. Not to mention if they acquire a certain retailer that was murdered...

>>58526196

>>58526205
There isn't. The one(s) that do is the poster we all know. It's his job to control info, which is why it was so obviously correct and valid.

>>58526223
>They didn't really "help them out" much more than diluting enough to keep UBS from being an insider.

You're right, I should have worded it better.

>UBS is going to be the only short that survives because they're getting out first
They had a gun to their heads to absorb Credit Suisse by their own government. Makes sense the first person to run to the door is the innocent party that got roped into this mess against their will.

>>58526034
>2024
>redditors seething about fox news
This is why we will be allowed to squeeze. Almost all of the money those retards make will be reabsorbed by the system in a few years.

Financial implications of buying £20 of BNED if infinity bag gauntlet is real?

>>58526196
Its Daylight saving on the East coast btw, so Switzerland is likely the source.

>>58526232
I expect nothing next week. I expect them to short harder and control it as much as possible but it's Cohen doing a M&A which will trigger it. UBS may have been given the parachute but I think it will be "priced in" by the algo. Cohen pulls the trigger when it's most inconvenient

>>58526245
They weren't given a parachute. This is misinformation. GME did their share offering in the open market not to UBS.

>>58526237
I thought the same, a few shares means nothing to me but the upside is great.

>inb4 it's cheaper memes

It's like 40 shares at what $0.65~ per?

>>58526245
>I expect nothing next week. I expect them to short harder and control it as much as possible but it's Cohen doing a M&A which will trigger it. UBS may have been given the parachute but I think it will be "priced in" by the algo. Cohen pulls the trigger when it's most inconvenient

Most likely will open to a high of 23 and then slowly will crab between 20-22 all day. It’s all so tiresome.

holy fucking shit the guy that ryan fucking cohen hangs out with just all but CONFIRMED the teddy keiretsu
literally how can anyone itt look you straight in the eyes and say GME and BBBY aren't both about to go to infinite money per share
surely anybody who denies this simple fact at this point is being truly disingenuous
ryan hungout with him remember
simple as that boys

>>58526263
>holy fucking shit the guy
is a literal who

>>58526229
>>58526240
Nice, it pretty much matches. So it adds plausibility to the leak being real

>>58526276
>the guy that ryan cohen hungout with is literally saying GME is about to merge with BBBY to destroy the naked shorts
are you trying to suggest that ryan is retarded or something? just fucking lol
sneethe harder seethoid

>>58526240
it literally isn't though you dumbfuck. The clock moved back in spring and we're now back to 6 hours behind Swiss time. Use google next time

What is this larp Niggerfaggot is trying today?

Do we all have to buy silver/bitcoins/etc just to keep our money post moass.
I've seen a lot of this over past years.
Would it be okay to keep just cash?
Hesitant to invest in anything post gme.

>>58526287
>can't refute
>must claim i'm a shill larper instead
>literally CANNOT refute
>cannot even fathom responding with anything even vaguely related to the actual post
>must be a larper
>can't refute

>mfw wagmi

>>58526287
diluted poop in the soup.
still smells like poop in the soup
but hey at least theres 15% less poop this round. the shills are learning.
now if they could only figure out, no, poop is not wanted in the soup. none at all. people can taste to poop in the soup.

>>58526296
>our latest spampost poster who will post this every day for 1-3 months until he ropes
wow "i can't wait to bankrupt isreal"nigger must be nearing their DOTR already
seems early desu

>>58526196
>>58526283
my barely a contribution to the conversation, I go gym now

>responds to the name
>claims it isn’t his name

>>58526300
Thanks, the times check out

>>58526305
>literally responds to being called a faggot multiple times in every single thread
>isn't aware that i'm aware of their bagcope moniker they use to avoid saying the forbidden name
>can't admit he's simply afraid to say the 9-letter no-no word

The original screenshot could have been screenshotted and posted a few minutes later that the original anon, so the times match imo

>>58526314
By the original anon*

We may have quite a few live ones in here today. Shouldn’t have shorted.

>>58526323
so what you're saying is only swingchads are making money on fagstop while ALL redditors get BTFO
based and agreed

>>58526151
>should have sold at $60

>>58526176
Also this

>>58526305
Every single time kek

>>58526287
It’s a classic
>say a thing that’s happening in a sarcastic tone
>that will surely show them the folly of their ways
It’s fun to watch.

>>58526323
Why are meltdowie like this ? if they need a cult this much they can just joing the wokie or a real religion, did they even think about it ?

>>58525939
Thanks for opening up early, barkeep. I'm waging, but it will be whiskey and ginger beer for me tonight. That gme sure is something. I'm tucked in and cozy with my position, and waiting for this volatility to make me some money.

>>58526361
even funner to do kek
>no really guys pulte isn’t actually retarded he’s just pretending, i mean why else would ryan hangout with him?
lel

>>58526328
This guy most likely has not wipes the cum out of his eyes

>>58526369
They are driven by peer pressure or by certai talking head affirming their twisted world beliefs. Which is why the comments section of this twisted creature is 99% downies. They are the typical vax max retards who are incapable of not trusting "authority" figures because that would require thinking for themselves. Which would require some introspection and empathy. We empathise with gamestop and retails plight. They literally worship the system and it's "message" because without the narrative of current thing they are supposed to be angry with like Trump or Brexit or Russia or Jews etc they would have to think inwards and about their direct surroundings rather than abstract kvetching of places and issues not really effecting their quality of life

Is it true that holding just 600 shares of BBBY as directly registered shares will return you a cool $1 million USD?

>>58526383
>has not wipes
doing the sneedful as always i see good ser

>>58526396
if you believe that ryan isn’t retarded and pulte is only pretending to be a retard for the luls, yes

>>58526063
>BBBYQ enthusiast doesn't like the UBS connection
Interesting

My initial impressions of Pulte was that he's a rich retard trust fund kid that has way too much money and just does twitter giveaways but it kept nagging me to ask, why did he latch himself onto the BBBY train as a hype man.

My views over the months that he first appeared have changed. He's more or less some kind of cheerleader from the sidelines and while I don't think he's privvy to any inside information, he's got a general idea of what's going on. His trolling of Doug shitfu, his side chicken, his daughter, etc is pretty funny.

I think he may have been brought in as a hype man and philanthropic model of what retail investors should aspire to be like post MOASS. Giving back and activists, for stocks and beyond kek

I am personally willing the wu tang dividend into existence as part of the units

Guys wouldn't it be funny to post the GameStop logo ITT so anons know what it actually fucking looks like and stop spreading conspiracy theories that Toys R US shares the same logo when you google it

>chat GoyPT
i hate midwits so much it’s unreal

>>58526493
>>58526497
Shut up bitch

>>58525449
I wouldn't worry about BBBY being brought back, It's actually not possible for a canceled stock to come back.

>>58526043
I appreciate that the cum fudding stopped after this was posted lol

>>58526503
shut up bitch

>he's still trying to fud BBBY after the fraud lawsuit
Kek this is the power of cognitive dissonance

>>58526464
Um, this was debunked sweaty

are you-… are you thinking what im thinking, ryan?

>>58526519
Can you share the snopes link please fellow stock enthusiasts?

I wonder how it feels to be trapped deep underwater in a short position on a company that has zero debt and $2 billion in cash.

>>58526522
If you guys check the pinned tweet on DFV's page, it's an interview of Ryan Cohen during his CHEWY IPO days where he describes he wants to be a category leader in growing and thriving industries.

CHEWY -> pets
GameStop -> gaming

And the obvious third choice:

Bed, Bath, and Beyond -> home/baby
(mostly buybuybaby)

BBBY was a thriving cash generating business that was sabotaged from the inside by a malicious board who wasted all of its cash reserves multiple stock buy backs at the expense of the company and were aware of their actions if you read the plan admin's fraud lawsuit against them on 11 counts of fraud.

BBBY was rushed into being cellar boxed once Ryan Cohen displayed interest in it. Meltdownies are still being paid to be here because shorts are scared of Ryan going after BBBY in bankruptcy and emerging as the owner of it once it completes a successful chapter 11 restructuring.

This is the killshot to the short basket and a phenomenal expansion to our future Berkshire Hathaway in the making. It's a great business acquired at a fair price as Charlie Munger likes versus a cigarette butt that needs to be turned around like Warren Buffet used to like but switched to the former and saw BK grow rapidly.

No other stock in the basket makes sense to acquire. Not Koss, not AMC, not Nokia, not BlackBerry. None of these tickers have what it takes to be a category leader and are cigarette butts.

BBBY is the only option.

>>58526535
what about amc though

>>58526506
>I wouldn't worry about BBBY being brought back, It's actually not possible for a canceled stock to come back.

Countdown before ‘well, ackchyually……’

>>58526535
I hope so. I’m ready to be rich so I can sleep with insta thots half my age

actually my DD is that ryan diluted so we could buy amc and he wouldn’t have to dilute to buy bbby and you cant refute this therefore i am right and (You) are wrong
dont bother replying ive already accepted your concession

>>58526537
nobody watches movies anymore

>>58526522
Video games are in a contentious enough long term position. People are really sick of AAA studio practices, and the majority of gamers are mobile users or indie players: studios that don't go through GameStop. Cohen has enough of an uphill battle without buying an already dead industry. Movies are on the way out and theaters are already dead.

>>58526562
>>58526563
sorry but you’re both wrong
thanks for playing

>>58526535
>Bed, Bath, and Beyond -> home/baby
>growing industry
>global birth rates plummeting
>global depression rapidly on it's way with most of the west already facing massive recessions that are never going to go away and people under 35 will not be able to buy houses and live without 2+ room mates also paying bills
>homes and baby products
>growing industry

>>58526574
>global birth rates plummeting
>global depression rapidly on it's way with most of the west already facing massive recessions that are never going to go away and people under 35 will not be able to buy houses and live without 2+ room mates also paying bills

MOASS will reset this country to its original state. Purchasing power will be restored and deflation will happen. Birth rates are going to skyrocket once we're back on 1 income households. I'm not worried

>>58526569
My brother in christ, why is this the way you choose to use your saturday away from the ricefield

>>58526396
insanely low price anchoring

>>58526563
>People are really sick of AAA studio practices, and the majority of gamers are mobile users or indie players: studios that don't go through GameStop.

Agree with all the points, I wouldn't be surprised if GameStop becomes a publisher or developer at some point. Would flow perfectly for them.

>Cohen has enough of an uphill battle without buying an already dead industry.
The golden age of gaming will return soon. GameStop can easily weather this gay ass cycle of shit woke games and early access ai slop.

>spends his saturday on 4chan asking others why they would spend their saturday on 4chan
you simply cannot make this shit up

>22pbtid

>>58526592
You are in a gme thread my man, a stock you clearly have no stake in other than le keking on le baggies. You are allowed to be autistic, Im just asking

it's mighty comfy knowing that /gme/ holds the madcatz controller with the broken turbo button

>>58526577
By the time MOASS happens even if it is the meme dream where everyone who holds makes it including single digit holders, the overwhelming majority of GME holders will be well into their 30s and the median age of GME holders will be 40-45. It will be way too late for a GME baby boom and even if it hit GME holders are less than 200,000 people globally so even if every single holder couples with a non-holder and has 5.5 kids each that's only 1,100,000 new people added to the global population where 100,000,000+ people die a year.

In reality MOASS means $1000-2000 dollars per share and only a fraction of truly big GME holders will make it, and the economy won't even stutter as wealth is transferred from a few retarded hedgies that Cohen didn't give parachutes to to a few retarded GME holders that had the luck, finances, or balls to build an actual stack where $1000 a share actually makes them a multi-millionaire. GG for everybody else, buy something nice for your mom for her birthday.

I dont care what schizo theory is correct, I have half my gme drs'd, another half split between brokerages, some bbby gamble shares somewhere in the ether that regardless of what happens to them I still win.

I also believe in every schizo theory that I come across because it only makes my resolve to hold all that more powerful.

They can't win,

>>58526638
At 80 i was already a multi millionaire. Peak comf

>>58526638
Joke on you, i will have 10 baby with every women on the country to rule the world

>>58526657
you must be 18 to post here

>>58526663
T.infertile boomer

>>58526638
>In reality MOASS means $1000-2000 dollars per share and only a fraction of truly big GME holders will make it
Why are you being such a faggot lmfao.

MOASS means mother of all short squeezes. Do you even understand what a short squeeze is? It's not an algo controlled run up and down. Its a forced buy in for shorts and its violent. The asks get eaten up instantly. In Jan 2021 you had retail investors showing proof of fractionals selling for 5k a pop despite the price never reach it publicly. Dark pool prices alone show 1.3 million dollars per share for GME.

MMTLP hit 24k a share and didn't even get to finish squeezing because the gay ass SEC and FINRA halted it more than 500+ days ago.
>Inb4 why cant they halt GME fud
GME is a billion dollar corporation thats been a household name for decades and boosted in popularity these past 3 years. SEC and FINRA won't halt shit.

Why do you think every single brokerage suddenly implemented restrictions on limit orders posr Jan 2021. Instead of setting million dollar limit orders you can now only do like 20% above the current price.

They know what will happen during a short squeeze, the asks will get eaten up and so will your million dollar limit order. Forced buys in are at any price.

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

RC slow rolling the play has the best outcome. Easy come easy go.

>>58526705
>dude just wait 30 years
fuck off
>>58526638
i see we're at the bargaining stage

>>58526713
you can sell at 2,000 a share in 5 years, I won't stop you

>>58526674
Why the fuck would I think about going below $24k from MMTLP or even 5k from Jan 2021 for GME.

Name your price is not a meme. Just gotta have the balls to hold through it all

https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mj2g0z/video_of_someone_selling_gme_worth_512450_a_share/

>Berkshire Hathaway market cap 880B

Would be pretty funny if GME generated trillions of dollars during MOASS and did a hostile takeover of Berkshire Hathaway.

Maybe that's what Ryan Cohen meant by challenging Warren Buffett to a thumb war kek

>>58526747
>>58526747
>>58526747
Threaded.

>>58526705
Just found out that they don't issue dividends. The chorus of "never selling, gonna make money off gme dividends" is starting to sound suspect.

>>58526464
Checked and godspeed, Anon. Wu Tang Clan ain't nothin to fuck with.

>>58526638
I wonder what would happen if a bunch of retards who aren't assholes end up with enough money to secure the necessities for people who aren't them. That would be crazy right? Like some kind of butterfly effect.