/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58517750
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.199 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory

DRS & Computershare
>~75.3 (18.825) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 20, 2024,
>~75.4 (18.85) by Nov. 30, 2023, ~75.4 by Aug. 31, ~76.6 by Jun. 1, ~76.0 (19.0) by Mar. 22 Vs Cede & Co
>
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 491.720B, 81P = 6.071B per (roughly)
Wed. RRP: 496.382B, 84P = 5.909B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 467.398B, 79P = 5.916B per (roughly)

>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Q3 23/FY23 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/20371/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20376/html
>2024 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20456/html
Annual meeting Jun 13th
>798 pg SEC doc confessions of FIs/MMs/HFs/DCEs/Swaps Counterparties etc on short selling transparency
sec.gov/comments/s7-11-23/s71123-typec.pdf

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>Legacy links
wallet.gamestop.com
nft.gamestop.com
https://www.gmedd.com/report-model (Nov 2021)
>Use archives
Avoid DSPP:
reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>ITT broke bitches
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahayahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah yuck yuck yuck. You actually thought muh BagStop was going to save you, ya dumb bitch

>>58517750
>>58517751
>>58517752
>KEK BAGGOTS

ok put my entire life savings i worked every day for the last 4 years for into gamestop today
am i gonna make it??

>I'LL HOLD GME
>EVERY SINGLE SHARE
>I'LL HOLD THEM ALL

Why are we still having GME threads? You do realise MOASS was last week?

Sneed hedgies
Shorts never closed

>>58517750
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 13th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
IBKR
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
>RH
Schwab

wagmi

freindly reminder pools closed monday
>memorial day.

>>58517752
Sneed. I sold my shares at $60 when I saw them trying to blame the price action on DFV. I'm buying back in because I still believe in MOASS. At this rate, I'll soon be able to sextuple my shares.

>>58517777
Super seven check

Sneed Hedgies.

>>58517753
>He refused the jab and lost his career because of it
Highly based. I lost a job because I refused the jab and wouldn't mask up. I judged you incorrectly, anon. My apologies. I now see you were only had good intentions in your posts. Please understand that we all are here not just to stick it to the man, but to make good money as well. If that means slurping the dip as many times as we reasonable can, then so be it. We cannot accurately time the very bottom.

>mfw wagmi

gamestop is tomrrow eveyrone

>>58517803
>>58517753
>fuck off and go read Plato, you who are replying to shadows on an image board

Lmao I have Plato's republic on my desk.

I never got vaxxed or even tested. Was easy as telling people to fuck off and simply not going places that mandated that stupid shit.

As always,

Ryan Cohen and Keith Gill are both players in the same operation. This entire killshot to the global financial system isn't random. Retail is simply along the ride amongst a war between TPTB. They are not unified at the top.

The Protocols of the Elders of Zion (Jewish) New World Order has been taken over.

Get ready to board the New WAGMI Order anons.

House just recently passed a bill banning CBDCs, just need to pass Senate.

P.S. Hope you're all unvaxxed

>>58502114 #
>Damn we really did pass the great filter didn't we
And you will rewarded with unfathomably riches for it.


>You think this is all controlled and we're just pawns in a game?

I think TPTB all abide by revelation of the method whether its for good or bad karma.

Us retail investors becoming rich as fuck in this war game would help reinvigorate the world post MOASS. We won't hoard wealth offshore, we'll pay our fair share in capital gaind tax, and fiat will be dead alongside the Federal Reserve.

Also, they can't pull off this operation privately because the destruction of the current global financial system is impossible to hide.

Because they can't pull off this operation privately, they use a hype man (DFV) to attract people good hearted enough and with strong convictions to buy, DRS, and hold GME. If you've made if this far, consider yourself chosen by the universe to be amongst the new GOOD hearted elite.

Pic rel is an ok explanation of what I'm on about that you were chosen. There's an even better worded version out there that I didn't save. If any anons have it about GME and AI picking individuals who will see MOASS through, please upload it.

>>58517750
Unbothered
Moisturized
In my lane
Comfy
Not datefagging
Holding and flourishing
Verification not required
Simple as

>>58517846
>Lmao I have Plato's memes on my mongolion throat singing forum

>>58517846
It's amazing isn't it? It seems like it was all a bad dream now, like everyone just forgot all about the last four years. But people really did cuck themselves out. Even worse, some ratted on their own people for good goy points. I cannot be too mad though, they're sheep. It is what it is.

I can't wait to bankrupt israel

>>58517850
>Get ready
is this some kind of joke that i missed in the last 3 years here? should i
>buckle up?

>>58517493
>Finra Arbitrator
Oh shit I forgot about this platinum tranny arbitrator arc

um sirs the stock isnt going up

I wonder if the market makers were expecting that entity to go crazy buying up calls again today. It happened three straight days after all and the chart looked like a power struggle each time. Very strange week it's been.

>>58517890
Yeah truly bizarre. I wonder what will happen in the next few days.

>>58517890
I'll bet they wish they had waited lol. Idk shit is pretty wacky. Could the company still do a merger or other corporate announcement on Monday when market closed?

Digits is percent chance of moass Friday, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal

>>58517902
.02%
I can't believe you've done this

>>58517850
WITH NO SURVIVORS.

>>58517902
>902%
WAGMI brothers

>>58517884
I swear I remember Tranny sparkles admitting to being a FINRA arbitrator and even twitter people called her out for it but i cant find the proof anymore.

She has zero online presence outside of superstink and twitter. She's been scrubbed

>>58517882
get ready for the punchline

>>58517913
I remember when she was defending herself on preddit saying that it's normal and very easy to become one.
>She has zero online presence outside of superstink and twitter. She's been scrubbed
Interesting

>>58517881
>he hasn’t seen his CEO’s Twitter
GME is the pro Israel investment chud

>>58517884
Where/when is she mentioned in court docs?

May 31st, T+3.

im here to sniff some hopium, give me some of the best ones you have

>>58517946
86 billion in swaps about to expire next month.

>>58517941
>6-5-24, or one day before "666"

WAGMI

>>58517946
giant swaps and leaps expiring, lots of people stepping down from positions
wagmi soon.

>>58517946

>>58517750
MY MONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY

CMON RYAN! HURRY UP AND USE THAT 1 BILLION IN CASH TO LOCK THE FLOAT! CMON ITLL BE TOO EASY! WE'LL ALL GET RICH AND HAVE GOOD LAUGHS TIL THE END OF ARE DAYS! ITS THAT FUCKING EASY!

>>58517797
>7
WGAMI!

Enjoying the 45 million share dilution baggots?
Slurp it up like a good little goy

>>58517946
End of this month it will be illegal to trad off record so every move that's made will be on record or suffer consequences. Even if said consequences are little baby fines they do off record stuff with such rapid frequency even a 3 cent fine per infraction would be bleeding money from them at an alarming rate.

The official documents after this recent pop show we are overshorted the entire float by a factor of 10.

Some rich lunatic keeps dumping millions upon millions of dollars in options with seemingly the express purpose of making number go up.

Funky stuff keeps popping up around towelstock documents and lego has been doing the twitter equivlant of comically winking at them all week.

CUNT STOP
WUNT STOP
CUM STOP

>>58517961
huge plays

>>58517877
Top tier content lmao
>>58517878
>everyone just forgot all about the last four years. But people really did cuck themselves out. Even worse, some ratted on their own people for good goy points. I cannot be too mad though, they're sheep. It is what it is.
It's going to come back again when the government announces the third to last step in the SPARs plan which is announcing the vaccines were dangerous all along.
Second to last is people riot and overthrow current system.
>here is where i expect MOASS to happen while everyone is distracted
Final is a new system and GME holders WAGMI so hard.
>>58517933
She constantly appears in the meltdownie subs, actively keeps up with the BBBY bankruptcy dockets to debunk bbby bulls while claiming its perfectly normal behavior, tried to debunk MMTLP because it gets us reference for MOASS prices, claims to work from home and not in the finabce industry yet somehow tries to be an expert in everything. Also appears on shill podcasts that shit gme, bbby as a regular guest

gangs all here

Getting ready for ry chosen to announce the 54M were paperhanded at $20 any day now.
> so long and thanks for all the cash, goys

>>58517750
WAGMI

CMON FUCKING DO SOMETHING, IM FINANCIALLY BORED AGAIN. FUCKING DFVS GONNA BLUE BALL US LIKE THAT?!?!

>>58518012
Ahh so many happy memories.

>>58517956
>"towelchads"
oof, face-melting cringe as usual keith. your money is all gone and never coming back.

>>58518071
>happy

>>58518086
He took a chance, didn't plan out.

Anyone here a fan of Rekeita? He just got arrested for a bunch of drugs.

>>58517991
If you are weary, traveler, rest here

Is it true having just 600 BBBY shares DRS'd is enough to make a cool $1 million USD pre tax?

>>58518136
No one has BBBY shares DRS'd.

Is it true having just 600 towshares DRS'd is enough to make a cool $1 million USD pre tax?

$18 FUCKING DOLLARS

>>58518143
>>58518145
no one has BBBY

>>58517991
Place your bets.

Some say the Atom CATs are done after taking a hit from the regulatory exemption MIRV but others say they still got eight lives. In any case these cats are napping until the end of the month.

Bathniggers, warranties, and the Absolute Unit are in a mexican standoff but the Unit could be working with either or both. WedgeAnon appears to be taking a siesta.

The Leviathan's calls are now OTM. The current leading theory is that the Swiss government loaned UBS enough money to close their positions at a manageable loss. If that's the case those calls could get exercised OTM.

As always sneed politicsniggers.

Contenders:
Atom CATs
>Lights turn on at the end of the month and all the chicanery is exposed in real time.

Revenge of the Bathniggers
>Plan administrator claws back everything due to proven fraud, bondnigger gets his due, RC gets Baby, bathniggers get cash and new equity (GME from new offering or some kind of unit), shortniggers must buy to deliver.

Warranted Dead or Alive
>Shareholders of record receive warrants (special call options) as a sort of dividend. RC and the big investors exercise their warrants which reduces supply. GME makes billions from selling new shares through warrants. Shortniggers have to buy warrants from shareholders of record at a price those shareholders demand.

Wedged into the Ledge
>Pee-pee-poo-poo indicators show line go up soon.

Absolute Unit
>GME shares are exchanged for new units (possibly on tZero) representing ownership of a basket of securities. Other companies (formerly towels) may receive a similar arrangement and be given the same units.

The Leviathan
>Someone bought a lot of calls. Crowd favorite is UBS. All theories entertained.

Dark Horse:
Wu-Tang LAN Party
>NFT dividend of rare Wu-Tang Clan album.

Blast from the Past
>LEGO Bionicle x Gamestop M&A with G3 Bionicles released for shareholders and LEGO Fortnite Bionicle skin NFT dividend.

Glass them from orbit:
>All of them, simultaneously.

Here's to the future:
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT WTF WAS THAT
>HDHRUEUFJTBREUEHEGR7FJRBEHEIRNRH

>>58518158
Bath

They’re back to taking the bait.

>>58518158
>UBS is the Leviathan
Now that's some chicanery I can get behind

>>58518158
ABSOLUTE UNIT for the W

Why would one specific contender make them seethe this much?

>>58518158
I'm still of the belief that this month has played out the way it has because the CAT is looming and there are real consequences that are coming with it. That being said Bionicle theory is completely retarded and therefore my favorite.

>>58518188
Checked and masterbaitor pilled

>>58518205
Really gets the orbs pondering...

Truly the fact that it was ever a tradable stock is literally irrelevant as it’s just as plausible of a kill shot as any of the others. Right? Why does it make them seethe so?

>58517946
Idiots responding to a shill fishing for things to fud.

That one contender gets all the siloniggers worked up

Interesting.

>>58518287
He’s such a faggot

>>58518287
He looks AI generated.

>>58518151

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN

I wonder if Ryan Cohen has thought about doing literally anything with that video game retailer he bought a few years ago?

>>58518351
He already turned gamestop around and made it a profitable business and an innovative market leader within the gaming sector he doesnt even need to do anything more Gamestop won

>>58517777
>>58517797
>>58517982
Bwased!

why number go down?

Lol

>>58518414
Kek. Begging.

>>58518414
>put on your thinking cap

>>58518414
>Please... no more... I'm begging you... please

>>58518414
>pls no, not again!

>>58518414

>>58518414

>>58518414
Failed journalists turn to video games or stocks lmao.

This is not doxxing for u tranny jannies. Its directly from the website he writes for

Buttfucker stay out of here!

It’s ________

>>58518414
ser. pls. you must sell.

>>58518456
>Moadel

>>58518414
Cowards.

>>58518463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18

Wooooo, I can't wait for more shenanigans to occur. What will they try next?

>>58518414

we feelin comfy friends?

>>58517750
>i hold gme alongside loli pedos
i guess i shouldn't be surprised

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>58518508
My enemies are, yet again, begging for mercy.

>>58518511
Didn't take you very long to act like a faggot.

>>58518514
based. let's see what happens post-CAT
weren't we supposed to get a GME earnings this week or something?

>>58518520
>if you're not sexually attracted to little girls, you're gay
i pray you use this argument on the yard one day

Imma travel the world and impregnate so many Asian/european chicks and leave it's not even gonna ne funny

>>58518524
Not even worth entertaining.

>>58518508
Yeah.

the hedgies would love for it to crab on the $12-$19 range until the next big thing. They do not want to push it below $12 because that’s too much buying pressure at once.

>>58518521
You don't blend in

Just went and got some chinese food to calm down after the action this week. My fortune says enough and I'm hopeful for the future.

>1337

>>58518538
>only pedos hold GME
the fuck is wrong with you people
anyway i have about 700 shares and am gearing up for a 300 share slrrrrrrrrp to finally hit that 1 comma milestone

Call it, frendo.

>>58518508
still comfy, snax at hand

>>58518508

Your masters that pay you by shorting GME are the pedos.

AAAAA I wanna be uncomfy, the hedgies and shills are my current source of entertainment

>>58518508
You better believe it.

>>58518556
holy fucking based. saved, thanks anon
>>58518554
all pedos and other evil degenerates will face the sword

Interesting.
In other news, cartoons aren’t people, in case someone needs to hear that.

FRIENDLY REMINDER TO NOT QUIT YOUR JOB UNTIL THE MONEY IS IN YOUR ACCOUNT OR YOURE GOING TO LOOK LIKE KENNY

Anons give Lain a watch if you haven't. It's very well made.

>>58518563
of course

WHY IS IT BELOW 20 AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>58518570
I'm currently watching Rome. I'm not much of an anime watcher but I do regret dropping Monster with only like 15 episodes left to go. now that's a goddamn show

>>58518414
It's tomorrow.

>>58518582
HBO Rome? Good bread, that.

WHO THE FUCK IS SELLING THIS STOCK?? DONT THE HEDGIES KNOW IF THEY ONLY BOUGHT AND HELD THIS STOCK TEHY COULD MAKE UP FOR THE LOST GAINS ON THEIR SHORTS??

>>58518582
Lain is really really good. It's so good I think categorizing it as an anime sells short (heh) its artistic value.

>>58518579
So a gamma ramp can be built.

>>58517750
im holding so i can buy a ring and wedding for the girl i love, id feel terrible if i eloped with her. She deserves more.

>>58518586
yeah, I'm 2 episodes in. love pretty much everyone. I think it's already my second favorite HBO production after Sopranos. maybe prime GOT beats it just because it ran for longer and wasn't forced to rush through plotlines (I'm already noticing how fast-paced Rome is and am aware it is canceled after only 2 seasons)
>>58518588
okay, anon, I'll trust you on that. I'll add it to my list. the only anime I've watched to completion are FMA: Brotherhood (awesome) and Elfen Lied (decent). I've also watched most of Yu Yu Hakusho and Monster

>>58518605
try jujitsu kaisan, space dandy, mob psycho, gurren laggan. Im currently watching solo leveling and enjoying that.

Sopranos is dope af, ill check out rome

>>58518594
A ramp, you say?

>>58518613
I forgot that I dropped Gurren Lagann with like 10 episodes left kek during sophomore year of college
I'll check those other ones out. thank you, anon

when you watch Rome, be prepared for a bit of a character dump in the pilot

>>58518613
Solo leveling was dogshit and im tired of pretending it isn't to strangers on the internet (the end of season 1 is so fucking edgy and just more gay plot armor it hurts)

But Space Dandy is renaissance painting tier art so you got that going for you atleast.

>>58518605
I was gonna say, that's the only caveat to watching it--the hunger for more content due to the cancellation and extra seasons squeezed into one but it's so well crafted that one can rewatch it multiple times to discern new elements. The casting was absolutely perfect. My appreciation for Roman/Grecian ingenuity has increased tenfold. Glad you get to experience it for the first time fren.

>>58518613
I second Space Dandy, fun and absurd show that can be surprisingly deep and introspective at times.

>>58518623
If more strikes are purchased as the price falls that may lead us up that magnificent ramp you're beholding there, Chief.

>>58518629
im only a few episodes in but ill take note that it might not be worth the hype. Space Dandy also is the only anime ill ever watched dubbed.

if anyone has any kickass high fantasy shows or anime let a man know

>>58518633
Watch Redline it captures that vibe aswell (movie)

>>58518633
the best blend of comedy and heart. the episode with the girl and stuffed penguin is goated.

ill be opening a boobies restaurant after MOASS

>>58518630
Appreciate it, anon. Gonna pour myself a drink and fire it up. Have you listened to the History of Rome podcast? It is purely academic so it is relatively dry, but if you are genuinely interested in the history, I'm not sure anything else comes close which would not be a well-researched literary source.

Let please take a moment to appreciate the corruption and the greed from the hedgies and our government that lead us to getting rich beyond our wildest imagination. Without them we would have never made it. A genuine thanks to them.

Don't thank them so soon, they might try some more trickery to mess with us.

I have a near encyclopedic knowledge of anime made before 2000, decent knowledge of 2000-2011, and then minimal knowledge of the Gen Z era. I should catch up but I chose to go backwards instead during the SAO/AOT normalfag invasion.

>>58518660
When this is all over with I can't wait to send a thank-you card to Kenny. And remind him that the cold hard stone walls that he'll stare at for the rest of his days are from his own doing, while I'm living the time of my life.

Neat.

>>58518678
>Trump's biggest sponsor is AIPAC
What did Q mean by this?

https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/
>33.76% short volume.
>32.09% off exchange.

>>58518456
Failed teacher more like.

>>58518683
>Sorry jews, goyim are my new best friends now.

>>58518653
Why as a matter of fact I have. Dry and academic describes it perfectly, but I don't think one can endeavor to weave the tapestry of Rome's history without taking on those qualities. I've only managed the first episode due to a busy schedule, but I'm going to make it a point to listen to it before sleeping instead of other mindless YouTube nonsense.

>>58518653
>>58518630
you niggers had better listened to hardcore history's fall of the roman republic and punic war series.

https://x.com/BedBathBeyond/status/1793767364120719571
Cool.

>>58518699
Checked, based, and before he got all faggy and political pilled

>>58518685
Is it at possible shorts selling the reserve shares they’ve been holding all this time instead of shorting?

>>58518675
I barely even know him.

To those of you who watch anime, I personally dont, but there was one called Wolfs Rain that aired on adult swim back when I was like 10.

Do you know if it was any good and worth a rewatch one day? All I can remember is the overarching feeling that it imparted.

Lmao congress stopped fed coin. That means they can't switch currencies after we get rich.

>>58517777
based baker 7's, wgami!

>>58518699
Can you link? Or do I have to buy the CDs?

>>58518741
Wonder why Congress decided that fact since they're probably just as crooked.

>>58518743
https://www.dancarlin.com/hardcore-history-series/

>>58518736
Yeah it’s good. Has an “of its time” sensibility but if you’re okay with that it’s worth a revisit. Remember to watch the OVA it’s the end of the show.

>>58518691
Ok, MIGApede. Thoughts and prayers.

>>58518746
Because deflation is coming.
Why would they switch currencies when the Dollar will strengthen post-MOASS?

>>58518730
No, reported exchanges ratio of sold short to long are roughly the same. It'd appear more trades are going through the Chicago board (CBOE) who keeps the info behind a paywall, also slight bump in off exchange settlement.

>>58518756
>Deflation
>After an infinity squeeze
Eggsplain.

>>58517750
YOU WON’T DO SHIT BAGGIES

>>58518769
Yep, but that doesn’t end well for you.

>>58518773
kek

>>58518699
>>58518724
ive been following dan since he dropped his first podcast comparing hitler to alexander the great. i listened to all his political podcasts as well. his politics didn't change much (centrist), but trump being elected threw all logical discourse right out the window. i do remember one of the last common sense eps he said he always wanted an outsider in the white house and got the monkeys paw version with trump lol. also being in the middle is dangerous now and i doubt he'd want to put his family through that.

>>58518582
If you like history try Vinland Saga. First season is somewhat shonen then season 2 is about the nature of violence and what it does to a nigga.

>>58518768
An exponential cascade of derivative writeoffs, loan defaults, and bankruptcies will delete a hojillion dollars from the money supply. The US hasn't fully deleveraged since the 1980s. The squeeze pulling money OUT of the financial system pulls the rug from under all that leverage, and 10-40% of it going to capital gains taxes will be sufficient to pay off most of the government's debt, if not all of it.

Where is the silonigger himself. The true silonigger is the one who uses the term silonigger.

>>58518785
>derivative writeoffs,
Stopped reading there. If derivates are "written off" then the shortsqueeze is moot.

>>58518797
Listen, you illiterate nigger. Derivative writeoffs happen all the time. Contracts expire, positions are closed, bets are lost. This isn't a magic "delete shorts" button, it's the natural consequence of the value of most underlying assets collapsing in a sell off. GME would be a mandatory BUY asset in such a scenario.

This .... Is .... It.....
Isn't..... It.....
LOL wow whoa thunk it LOL
A Mongolian basket weaving forum bankrupts the entire world for the lulz

>>58518637
Fingers crossed

>>58518806
Shorts are the villains, blame falls on them.

>>58518804
You use the word "hojillion" as an argumentitive point, not realising loans given out are still money in circulation.

>Oh we'll just bail out every hedge fund, family office and bank impacted by the shortsqueeze
Hyperinflationary too, because money is printed to backstop, you brainless cocksucker.

>>58518806
4chan pranks really evolved over the years, huh?

>optionsnigging intensifying on in the cringemines
Hmm

>>58518736
I didn't watch it myself, but knowing people who did, I would assume that it's decent but also going to be a difficult watch if you're not still attuned to 2000s weebness. That's the storytelling style, the particularities of the dub, etc.

Off the top of my head, if you find yourself going, "I like this but I don't know if I can finish it for the reasons anon gave," i would look into Psycho-Pass and Odd Taxi (they being well-written series with some elements of WR but less "anime" weirdness to quibble about). .

>>58518826
>not realising loans given out are still money in circulation.
Defaulting on fractional reserve loans deletes money.
>because money is printed to backstop,
Not full value, only up to FDIC/SIPC/NCUA caps, and those deposit holders are the underlying fractional reserve. The rest goes up in smoke. The government can barely sell enough bonds in the current market to sustain our existing spending levels, let alone printing some large multiple of GDP. You're talking about the Federal Reserve ending the fiction that its issued debt can ever be repaid and just willing more dollars into existence in direct inflation, in an election year.

Lol

>>58518806
I cant believe the litmus test for financial independence is whether or not you are racist on an anime image board.

>>58518755
What, you don't like jokes or are you just compelled to virtue signal?

>>58518859
this is why there is a portion of my shares that i will NEVER fucking sells. sore fucking losers.

The good guys always win in the end.

>>58518859
based illiterate dumbfuck

>>58518867

>>58518922
Now show 2024

>>58518623
>Gamma mass driver
To outer space, every one of us!

Could Master Chief beat the 00/Wing boys in their Gundams?

First major stage of CAT tomorrow. Do you think we’ll get ledgies?

>>58518941
If singles, no.

>>58518859
I truly don’t know how to feel knowing this level of retardation walks among us and also happens to hold the same stock as me.

>>58518955
this is too easy

>>58518955
Is this board so slow you can just perfectly predict digits now

>>58518955
based

>>58518639
I'm told that Jobless Reincarnation and Frieren are currently the standards. Overlord got multiple seasons even though it reads as trash on a surface level. I think the second season is told mostly from the point of view of one of the beast races? Which is neat.

>>58518955

>>58518922
>2006
We made a swastika on Club Penguin
>2016
We changed the presidential election outcome
>2026
We became the single most powerful economic force in history
>2036
We made a swastika on Mars

>>58518756
I honestly can't imagine everything deflating despite the fact that inflation can't go on forever.

>>58518990
Don't forget about the pools and messing with football.

>>58518678
Who conducted this poll

only 4 more dollars until clint can start averaging down

only two more weeks before gme gets flushed down to $0.99

>>58518756
>>58518785
I'm with you through all of this but then there's still infinity so wouldn't it be deflation followed by hyperinflation? There are probably more shares owned by dead people than shares outstanding at this point. How is there to be an end?

Look on the bright side bag bitches. Next time you doomp 20% from dilution you’ll only go down like a couple of bucks! Remember to hold past the top through the dilutiooon like bitches

https://x.com/PleasrDAO/with_replies
Interesting.

>>58519046
If it's an infinity squeeze then the small window of deflation before hyperinflation is your opportunity to use your MOASS gains to hedge for hyperinflation.
PM's, land, guns and ammo, rice and canned food, etc.

If it's not an infinity squeeze and deflation happens without hyperinflation then your MOASS gains are now worth more.

Either way, you win.

>>58518859
>>58518909
>>58518951
Let’s not forget this retard tried to fake a DM from Ryan cohen and uses a copious amount of steroids. He is a midwit at best.

>>58519074
Ryan Cohen doesn’t send DMs, he dedicates all of his time to thinking of new ways to jew his shareholders and having a dead daddy. No time for that stuff

>>58518871
>Literally believe's trump will turn on Israel despite being part of the dichotomy
>Says I'm virtue signalling myself
Holy tardation.

>>58519079
Please for the love of god find a second hobby and then Jesus. In that order.

>They're still trying

>>58518678
Interesting how that towel stock is always intertwined with GameStop. The same way that faggot movie theatre was at the start of this play.

>>58519070
most of the government is either corrupt or incompetent, but not all of it. i truly believe the DOJ/SEC/FINRA is involved with this. and if they are involved, they will not allow hyperinflation to happen. the DOJ mentioned they were focusing on shorts. i believe letting DFV post was to catch the shorts in the act. and sneed me if you'd like but during the MMTLP fiasco, there were parts of FINRA that wanted to let the shit run while the corrupt part pulled the u3 halt.

>>58519087
>>Literally believe's
Do you not know what "joke" means? Holy shit, where are you turd world retards coming from?

>>58519091
My hobby is pissing down your mum’s throat. Jesus hates baggie bitches.

>>58519125
>blasphemy
Hope this post was worth it

>>58519138
Don't worry. It was the chicken who made that post.

>>58519121
>I was pretending to be retarded
Nobody laughed.
>>>/pol/

>>58519111
That towel stick doesn’t exist anymore and can’t actually harm gme in any way. While that theater stock somehow still thinks it’s intertwined with gme thanks to faggots like RFK hashtagging.

What did they mean by this?

>>58519162
Oh great. Nothing suspicious at all right?

anyone else ready for the ai tech bubble to die

>>58519162
>routine maintenance
What did they mean by this?

kek baby fractal overnight. they literally can't do anything except the same pattern.

>>58519146

>>58519167
It's an AI not knowing the difference between a Reddit joke and a real answer.

https://mstdn.social/@Kurt/112488468889090491

>>58519074
Same retard helped get the bbby sub nuked. He's on tranny sparkles, dismal, rensole team

>>58519114
>there were parts of FINRA that wanted to let the shit run while the corrupt part pulled the u3 halt

How do you know?

I hope MMTLP bros get their squeeze but sucks to hear FINRA and SEC intervened

>>58519199
Yep, glad you figured it out. Good on you, anon. It’s very telling that they were forced to reactivate him after his hiatus. Even more telling that he agreed.

>>58518414
what stage of grief is this?

>>58519221
Bargaining.

>>58519221
coping and sneeding

I hope they're paying the shills at a premium, they'd be losing even more money lol.

>>58518768
>entire market collapses
>all bonds, credits, leaps, options, etc become get blackholed into GME and become worth nothing
>stocks go back to pre-derivative prices
>federal reserve ends and money printing stops

Still Holding.

>>58519036
>only two week before i'm jerking off the hardest of cocks in this thread for rent money.
Stop turning me on, you tease.

>>58518827
guess we ended up occupying wallstreet after all.

>>58518955
moass confirmed.

>>58519279
>we
I just like the stock and have no reason to sell for anything less than phone numbers.

>>58519279
Liquidating Wall Street*

>>58519070
I don't care bout no hyperflatuation or whatever. I'm not selling my game share.

Let them bleeeeeed

>>58519195
LMAO

wagmi

>>58518414
Buying more tomorrow.

>>58519114
I wouldn't trust DOJ to piss on me if I was on fire, but maybe there are a few prosecutors who are seeing the insane corruption in NYC and Chicago and want to defund it.

Retard here. What is a "derivative" and why does holding gme to infinity produce a bunch of it?

>tonight is a full moon
>next full moon 6-6-24
>>58518768
Its like dracula flow poster said, the market will be made in his image.
>>58519279
WATCH LAIN
>>58518859
so true!
>>58518951
I'll not understand options then pontificate on the inner workings of battles between people who nobody knows about. Watch Lain.

just got home from a 15 hour shift. God damn my feet hurt. come on bich baster rine coin

>>58519372
A "derivative", as the name implies, is a security with its value being "derived" from an underlying asset (e.g. a call option is a derivative of a stock, because the value of the option is derived from the underlying stock). In the case of GME, there are many ways to interpret the creation of excess securities, but what you may be referring to is the idea that there has been an impossible amount of swaps (another derivative) created in which GME is included. The issue hedgies are facing is that they have created such large swap positions that the size of these securities would need billions of GME shares to validate them. There are not that many shares in existence, and yet the value of GME increases, further endangering those who are entrenched in the swap.

>>58519372
If buying a stock is like buying a car, derivatives are like car insurance. You pay a small fee for a plan that pays out if your initial purchase loses a certain amount of value within a specified amount of time. The problem is that you can buy insurance on your insurance, paying another fee to get paid out if your insurance doesn't pay out. You can also get insurance on someone else's insurance, paying a fee to get paid out if they don't get paid out, and this chain can go on indefinitely as long as people are willing to pay the fee to pick up the insurance policy. This is called "the derivatives market" and every major bank has literally quadrillions of dollars in derivatives that they cannot pay out if there's a cascade failure in the market.

>>58519423
There are also upside derivatives like call options but you don't get that same pile of shit effect unless it's being deliberately injected like in the runup to 2008 (bad mortgages => MBSes => CDOs => CDO^2 => CDO ^n). Nobody is doing that to GME, because the underlying asset is a company that isn't going bankrupt.

>I could have exited green on that tuesday open
I can't believe I bagheld again...I...should have sold...

>This has been my sentiment for a long time now. While the squeeze play is still on the table in my mind, I also think there's enough shenanigans going on, and probably government interference that it might not happen. I've fully stood behind the fact that I believe with RC at the helm, Gamestop is going to rival Amazon in the next 10-20 years. I think holding for that long and possible adding even more shares over that time will ensure I have retirement money better than my 401K.
AHAHHAHAHAAHAHAhahahahahaahAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaHAHAHAHAhahahahAAHAhaHAHAHAaaaa

>>58519557
Who are you quoting other than suicide squad joker's chest tattoo?

>>58519557
I will make a financial kebab out of you nigga

>30 million volume in the overnight period.

>>58519620
I hope we have a quiet few days, me and a mate just put in DRS request of 6k

>>58519620
dilution is getting priced in

>>58519141
Kek! Underrated

> CAIS Reporting Deadline Extension
In August 2023, CAT NMS announced revised CAIS reporting deadlines of May 24, 2024, for Interim Reporting Obligation 4; and May 31, 2024, for Full CAIS Compliance.

So reporting deadlines are today whatever that means and just one more week until compliance.

The way I understand that is: You have to submit your metadata today and in a week all your trades must go through CAT?

>>58519771
I'm glad somebody got it.

>+0.01

>>58519844
Yeah, but what's the volume? This feels really sluggish

how do D.U.M.B.S. fit into the MOASS equation, From my understanding even if we can win a financial victory how do we convince the poomp Enginers to get on board with drilling into the earths crust Ala Mr. Fantastic Fox.
>Picrel

Gamestop

>>58519617
The Balkans support this decision.

>>58519867
Use existing patents.
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/qlfc6r/til_in_1972_the_los_alamos_national_laboratories/
>H4X42

Would be funny if Robinhood of all brokers is somehow the only one left standing
Ultimate turbo creampie and crushed inside vagina without a condom, foreskins pulled back for the sake of procreation

>>58519915
It would be ultimate HONK if it was only international holders that benefited, and Americans are told it is unpatriotic or some fluff to bankrupt billionaire jews.

>>58517936
I don't know if she was mentioned in court docs but I remember when someone found out about it and she admitted to being one.

45 million shares

Check this shit out

>>58520036
>Sell 45 million shares.
>purchase 45 billion calls.

>>58519617
Is the man signing the paper happy to sign, or is he being humiliated? It's hard to tell. I suppose it's up to the viewer. Excellent artwork.

>>58520055
That explains last week's Custer fuck.We really are just riding the waves of wealthy investors.

Which begs the question. Can moss happen if so many bigger players are able to cut down before it grows?

>>58519886
Thanks for bashing in any faggot's head ITT, Negan.

>>58519812
And, hypothetically, say one is holding a load of swaps acquired when the price was $40 (PRE-split). To roll these over would require the price to dip below $10 on expiration and it would be really annoying if some whale somewhere kept buying $20 call options to keep the price up. All hypothetical, of course.

>>58520073
>Can moss happen if so many bigger players are able to cut down before it grows?
To believe in the MOASS, you need to believe the fundamental tenet that the SHFs essentially printed shares in excess of those publicly available. Based on that, there wouldn't be "dilution" until the company releases shares in excess of the fraudulent shares (at least not in the sense of killing the MOASS). Your masters should have briefed you on all of this before they sent you.

>>58520051
I wouldn't worry about it.

>>58520055
>45 million
>45
Ryan Cohen is with us, signals

>>58520051
So it will close at 20

TODAY IS THE DAY MY BICH BASTERDS

>>58520111
oooooOooooOoooOOOO

the calm before the storm

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I BEST SUGGEST YOU PAY UP NOW HEDGIES!

Did GayMC really get approved for another reverse split?

PULL THE TRIGGER

>>58520178
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR RC?!?! YOU HAVE THEM IN YOUR CROSS HAIRS!

>>58520178
>>58520184
>He's gonna do it himself

Fuck this stock.....it's ruined me. My dopamine receptors are fried. Nothing outside of gme seems interesting. Holding this stock is like having a drug addiction.

>>58520215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5SPOx49IuE

>>58519617
>>58519887
>>58520071
>According to the story, the Zaporozhian Cossacks (from "beyond the rapids", Ukrainian: za porohamy), inhabiting the lands around the lower Dnieper River in Ukraine, had defeated Ottoman Empire forces in battle. However, despite his army having suffered this loss to them, Mehmed demanded that the Cossacks submit to Ottoman rule. The Cossacks, led by Ivan Sirko, replied in a characteristic manner: they wrote a letter, replete with insults and profanities. The painting exhibits the Cossacks' pleasure at striving to come up with ever more base vulgarities.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks

>>58520215
i was the same way. get yourself a good vidja, put your phone on airplane mode and play for an hour. do this every day whether you want to or not. dopamine receptors fixed.

>>58520111
I believe today we will see what's in the box.
https://youtu.be/1fSgSm4hryc?feature=shared

why are the threads moving so slowly?

>>58520235
Oh ok, that's actually amazing. The painting is just capturing the creation of one of the most legendary shitposts of all time lmao.

>>58520256
Old baggies sold the exit pump
All the new who bought this recent pump are on discord

Why don’t hedgies just buy GME shares and then when MOASS hits they can just sell it to cover their losses. Seems so obvious

>>58520235
>>58520261
>he creation of one of the most legendary shitposts of all time lmao.
lmao i never thought about it like this but youre right. i really should have more paintings on my walls

>>58520267
Because they never could afford to buy them in the first place. You're placing the cart before the horse.

>>58520277
At $20 a share? How can hedgies be so poor?

>>58520267
Because they need to buy back shares to close the positions they are already underwater on. They don't get to keep those shares; closing a short means buying shares to return to the source they were borrowed from. In this case they need to buy back all of the shares they sold naked, which is a lot. There is no conceivable way they can ever close and somehow "cover their losses"

>>58519887
We welcome the Impaler's support.

since this is going to be a long fucking weekend no matter what happens let's start getting these threads comfy. what vidja is everyone playing? i've been going back and forth between fallout new vegas on pc and the jak and daxter trilogy on the ps3 (bought from our favorite gamestore). new vegas is fucking hilarious and jax and daxter is a game i wish i wouldve played as a kid. it's fun as hell.

>>58520277
They naked shorted this infinity
It's just lol

>>58520267
That isn't how the infinite money glitch works for hedgies. For them being short ruins them before they could even sell as their assets are taken from them first.

>They will own nothing, and they will be happy.

We have boiled down to a singular GME thread and one downie thread. The posts are once again slow and the price is crabbing. I think we're ready for something to happen now, either that or months of crab. Hopefully it's the former

this is a 55 y/o man

is this going to be a ooo day or an aaa day

>>58518149
I have 20k BBBY actually
Not sure where 600 =/= 1 milly comes from but OK
WAGMI anyway
1000+ GME shares as well

>>58520367
Does he even lift?

>>58520377
>I have 20k BBBY actually
May I see them?

>>58520338
I don't even give a fuck anymore
It's today I jus threw 200$ into the 128$ call options that expires today
The universe can SUCK MY COCK and like it love it
I know that the end is near

>>58520296
broke my 5700th hour of factorio..
also the dot.

>>58520377
These are just numbers pulled out of asses. Depending on how much dilution is rolled back due to bankruptcy fraud, bathniggers are looking at between 2x and 10x the total shares outstanding in the market. Any kind of corporate action that forces short positions to close is well into name your own price territory.

>>58520377
>20k BBBY
Alright Mr Big spender over here with his $20

>58520387
>In gme bread
>Only posts deprecation
>About the bobby

>>58520296
uncharted 1 on my ps3

>>58520425
Kek

>>58520296
I have been getting back into Pokemon and animal crossing. It's something I can pick up/put down/take with me, and they're great time sinks.

Dubs and the crab dies

>>58520439
If you kill the crab, what are you going to do about Halt Crab?

>>58520411
Interpreting (strongly)

>>58520296
>>58520411
i could never get into factorio. felt like too much work to me.
>>58520430
based and ps3 pilled. that franchise is next on my list after jak and daxter. i recently replayed the OG god of war series and those games still hold up. the second one is the best in the series imo.
>>58520437
i remember i binged played fire red as a kid when my parents made me go to the beach with a broken arm lol. they were pissed i didn't do anything else but wtf did they expect lol

>>58520425
heh

fuck, man ...

>>58520460
ps3 never did me dirty. I played Infamous the other day and genuinely enjoyed playing a video game, something I havent felt pc gaming in a while. Now I'm just going through my catalogue. Greek Kratos from OG God of War is kino, cant stand none of this norse nonsense

>>58520270
If I can get a copy of that painting, it's going on my wall for sure.

>>58520265
Join the ‘Jackie Le Tits’ discord for $300. I will teach you TAfaggotry. DM me for details.

>>58520379
He lifts bedposts.

Ooooooooooo

>Pops +20% and then retraces in the blink of an eye

>>58520515
wtf even was that though i saw it too on yahoo finance

>>58520515
This stock has turn me into schizo
>>58520521
Saw it on marketwatch

>>58520509
>>58520515
>>58520521
It's just a glitch don't worry about it, now give me your CS login details.

>>58520515
>>58520521
You already know....
It's today
The algo is dead

>>58520296
Edith Finch. Amazing.

>>58520460
i like puzzles

Can a jannie find the rope, place it around one's head, look at the abomination that was once it's penis and kick the stool please?

>>58520515
Imagine the old cartoons where a character is in a boat full of holes desperately trying to plug each one as the boat gradually fills with water

>>58520270
Oh wow, it gets even better, this was allegedly the letter that Mehmed IV sent to the Cossacks to surrender:
>The text of the Sultan's letter to the Cossacks:
>As the Sultan; son of Muhammad; brother of the Sun and Moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of Christians? I command you, the Zaporozhian Cossacks, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist troubling me with your attacks.
>Turkish Sultan Mehmed IV
And this was the reply:
>Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
>You, turkish devil and damned devil's brother and friend, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.
>You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, Armenian pig, Podolian villain, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!
>So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding Christian pigs. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year in the book, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
>Koshovyi Otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host

Holy fucking kek, TURKEY BTFO.

>>58520525
That's why I knew the end was near with Dave the quant Lauer's sudden appearance of the "Urvin" terminal lol.

>>58520545
someone could have wrote that word for word on pol and it wouldn't be out of place

>>58520562
>fuck your mother
war never changes

>>58520551
Even hedges admit it with their
"UWin" terminal

>>58519404
>WATCH LAIN
I've seen it several times. I'm mega lainpilled.
wagmi and this market will crash with no survivors. meme magic is real.

>>58520545
>catamite
Lmao I've read this before but never made sense of it til I looked it up just now.

>>58520515
jesus fucking christ they are fucking stubborn. everyone knows it's over. give it up already.
>>58520545
>>58520571
fucking kek'ed outloud

>>58520525
>>58520551
>>58520573
did you guys see the updated AMA with glitch boy?
> Is the site going to be monetized in any way, like subs/ads/patreon/selling info via cookies?
>A: Yes, we aspire to be a sustainable, profitable business. Our primary goal is to charge public companies for access to their verified shareholders. This is important to public companies - they currently pay a lot of money to a monopolist (Broadridge) to get your mailing address. Urvin will charge far less, and give them a digital channel to engage with shareholders. Public companies are excited by this idea and are willing to pay for it. We will also offer certain premium and real-time data packages to users for a small monthly fee. Other than that, we have no specific plans, but we do like the idea of eventually allowing creators the ability leverage Urvin’s data and tools to engage with their followings like a substack.

>>58520442
>Halt Crab

>>58520442
Attack its weak points for massive damage

Everything returns to wedge

activate the cat

>>58520515
Just slurped 32 more shares. Kek hedgies. Fuck your mother!

>dump eet

>>58520626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwaD9tb1P50

>>58520626
>activate the cat
From Reuters:
>Over the coming weekend, market participants will be preparing to start settling trades in one day on May 28, instead of two. Although they have been testing faster settlement since at least August 2023, this weekend will be critical
>this weekend will be critical
>critical
I wonder why?
>Image limit has been reached, so just, I don't know, use your imagination, I guess?

>>58520626
Does it start today or after today? What about the 31st?

>>58520545
>>58520562
>>58520571
>>58519887
>>58520587

Yeah, turkey had beef with romanians also:

The town had been deserted, but the Ottomans were horrified to discover a "forest of the impaled" (thousands of stakes with the carcasses of executed people), according to Chalkokondyles.
The sultan's army entered into the area of the impalements, which was seventeen stades long and seven stades wide. There were large stakes there on which, as it was said, about twenty thousand men, women, and children had been spitted, ... The rest of the Turks were dumbfounded when they saw the multitude of men on the stakes. There were infants too affixed to their mothers on the stakes, and birds had made their nests in their entrails.

A lot of wars back then. You'd think we learnt something by now.

>>58520659
>turkey had beef
I kek'd

>>58520652
It's shrodinger's CAT - both essential and useless until MOASS happens.

>>58520606
It flagrantly breaks the rule 10 no self monetization rule but mods justify by saying dave is a tremendous asset and it's currently not monetized so it gets a pass lmao. Users hated this nigga when he first appeared 3 years ago but mods protect and elevate him

Give me your CS credentials goyim

I still can’t believe how slow these threads have gotten again.

>>58520367
Nick Offerman is only 2 years but looks more than a decade younger. Real, "Beyonce would play me," energy.

>>58520691
it's so fucking obvious it hurts. i feel for the newer people wandering into the sub, seeing that post pinned and all the fake upvotes and give their creds to that grifter. then a few months down the line they have a data breach and oopsie someone has your account info.

>>58520673
Kek

>>58520551
>>58520691
>>58520703
Remember that anon that nooticed Dave Lauer's plebbit profile pic is a literal wolf in cat's clothing? You just can't make this shit up.