/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58503745
i bet she's proud of you

>>58503779
She is. I promised to give her money in the future and she refused

>>58503745
You should be doing your banking though your mother. So if you end up marrying a cunt and she tries to fuck you over, financial records say you've been living on handouts from your mother for the last ten years

>>58503745
i told my mom i had over a million in 2021 and she asked me to sell half of it to be safe and i didn't and now i have less than half of what i had

>>58503745
Keep growing it anon. What’re ur holdings?

>>58503745
My mother wants me to buy her a retirement house when I sell my bags

>>58503745
Six figures is literally fucking nothing

>>58503745
Is she in Mumbai?
Did she redeemed already?
I bet she's taking a shit on the street right now

>>58504150
It is LITERALLY hundreds of thousands, it can be figuratively nothing for you, and nobody cares anyway because nobody cares about you. Good job anon, sending love to your mother.

>>58503745
mine sometimes makes jokes referring to me as a “businessman” when all I do is wait for a dog like Kendu to triple my money, a mother's love is truly beautiful

>>58503745
Same here. Can trust me mum.
Except 7 figs and she has a 6 fig portfolio herself

>>58503745
It's not 6 figures unless you cash out

>>58504621
You can’t do anything with six figures except buy a third hand car or some manchild toys. To start doing things, you need 4-5m. In that sense, six figures is nothing.

>>58504755
Six figures puts you in the top 5% of Americans in terms of cash. Stop acting like you're too good for it. It may not buy a house but it's a lot of money. Most people have never seen that much money in their life.

>>58504792
The average American salary is 300-400k unless you’re a beggar, a drug addict or have a meme degree.

>>58503784
>>58503745
Take her out to a nice dinner.
Six figures is always just the start.
Gl anon

>>58504806
The Average American salary is like 60k. The highest paying average salary by state is Massachusetts and that's 80k. Most Americans live month to month and never save even 5 figures. They never have 100k at one time and buy everything with loans. You are delusional and been watching too many tik tokers.

>>58504150
you are such a fag
fuck off and go somewhere else

>>58504831
>Great… now let’s see what that looks like for engineers, doctors, lawyers and finance execs.

>>58504858
less than a couple percent of Americans are engineers, doctors, lawyers, and executives. How are you this poorly informed? How old are you?

>>58504869
If you’re not smart enough to belong to these professions, you’re de facto irrelevant. Yes, 6 figures may be something to a retard 50-year old cashier, the same way $30 means a lot to homeless fentanyl zombie.

>>58504889
You said the average American salary is 300-400k. This proves how stupid you are. People who make this money money are even aware of how rare their income is. Which means you are probably a poor peasant like everyone else. The audacity to ignorantly think you are too good for 90% of the population is insane. Which means you probably have accomplished zero in your life.

>>58504889
you remind me of one of those college girls who say they would only marry someone if they make like 500k salary, clueless to the real world

>>58503745
Lmao 6 figures is literally nothing, no need to brag about being poor

>>58504935
Oh look another retard that watches zoomers on tik tok. Still saving for your gucci bag, faggot?

>>58504899
Literally everyone and their mother is a millionaire at 2024 from crypto, real estate, online grifting, social media, etc. The only non-millionaires left around are children <20 years old. If you haven’t made it so far you’re behind the curve.

Even being a millionaire means nothing. 100k in 2015 is 4m now.

>>58503868
a broken clock is right twice a day
if I took the money and ran every time a woman told me to I would've missed out on >1k% worth of gains on multiple winning streaks. they've been right a couple of times, but I would never attribute it to anything more than chance

>>58505006
Once again you prove your ignorance and stupidity. Less than 10 percent of Americans have $1,000,000 in total assets, including their overpriced homes. The number of millionaires with $1,000,000 in actual cash assets is smaller , like less than 5%.

>>58504993
Insults from poorfags don't mean anything.
It's like a downie calling someone a retard

>>58505561
you are poor though

>>58504858
>Great… now let’s see what that looks like for engineers, doctors, lawyers and finance execs.
notorious for not getting out of debt until their 40s and 50s

>>58505061
1,000,000 is fuckimg nothing stop trying to make this a thing

>>58505612
The math doesn't lie. You are in the top 5% if you have that much cash and in total assets you're in the top 10% of all Americans. You have been lied to by social media.

>>58505621
You're arguing with a meth head scammer goes by Black Kali, he's a fuck head don't even bother, if they got a name/trip there's over 99% chance it's him.
There's less than 5-9 active posters here now and he's one.

>>58505637
Fuck off schizo

>>58505637
While that may be possible, the stats on people who believe this about money will shock you. This is what many minorities and younger generations believe.

God I miss 2020 biz when half the threads were about being in six figure hell

>>58505677
Most of biz posters were full of shit and 2020 was full of newfags anyway

>>58504754
It is. No one calculates wealth by the amount of USD you have
Cashing out is a brainlet take if you hold serious crypto (BTC/ETH)

>>58505758
It's not a brainlet take. Crypto is not money unless you sell it. A house is not money unless you sell it. Both can drop in the value due to the market but until you sell it, it's not real money.

>>58503745
I too have a six figure portfolio
One of those figures is a decimal point
The two figures to the right of that don't matter at all, neither do the 3 figures to the left
I made myself sad

>>58505776
no one argued it's money you retard
get yourself checked

>>58504621
>>58504853
Poor ass niggas

>>58505810
absolute retard

>>58503745
I live in constant fear of my family finding out about my 300k stash of $CONAN
>t. they're all libtards

>>58503745
Now I know.

>>58504150
I made more with super, doge and shib alone than whatever you achieve for the rest of your life, you pathetic waste. Die in a fire.

>>58504858
>lawyers
In debt and unemployed after finally finishing law school
>doctors
Don’t start working until their early 30s, massive debt. Also required to take the heart enlargement vaccine
>engineers
Good morning sar, I’m your replacement
>finance execs
Maybe the only real job in your list that actually pays for an honest days work