/biz/ - Business & Finance

thanks in advance to the people who take the time to copy/paste the appropriate info. Sorry for laziness. Have a good Sunday everybody.

Last week was wild, but can this week be even wilder? Will GME go up? Or down? Will the crab come back again? Another week let's gooooo lemme see your OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO face

wen MOASS

FAKE SILONIGGER THREAD

>>58495292
sometime in the future idk depends on how high GME has to go for you to consider it MOASS I suppose, so you tell me

>>58495292
This year. Checkem

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

i missed my chance to sell now i have to bag hold for 3 more years..

>>58495309
were you busy and just didnt have the time? what made you miss your chance?

According to OP, DFV has nothing to do with GME or Gamestop

imagine if Gamestop became a place to stop by and play a game of chess just imagine it like imagine that scenario

>>58495320
GME went up from $10, eventually hitting $80, becfore DFV started tweeting again. GME's price action is due to market pressures, not because of someone tweeting. Furthermore, DFV doesn't make anyone do anything.
Gamestop is a profitibile, debt free business, and its CEO forgoes a traditional salary. ryan Cohen even buys more GME with his own money. If he believes in his company that much, and after seeing the financial turn around Gamestop has made, how could I not want to invest? Gamestop is simply built different than other video game retailers.

>>58495321
Time to short GW

KEK DUMBFUCK SILONIGGERS

>>58495325
>GME went up from $10, eventually hitting $80, becfore DFV started tweeting again.
He started tweeting again at 2 AM on monday the 13th before the market open at 26.34, try again you disingenious meltdownie

>>58495313
I thought the short squeeze was going to go higher :(

>>58495339
there are several numbers between 10 and 26.34. Even if you take away the decimal there's at least 7 numbers between 10 and 26, maybe even more
>>58495340
i dont think last week was a short squeeze anon..

>GME went up from $10, eventually hitting $80, becfore DFV started tweeting again
GME never hit 80 on the open market, another one of your lies. It only went up to 64.83

>>58495345
>jeet can’t into timezones
Sad

>>58495345
>i dont think last week was a short squeeze anon..
I hope you're right because I can't hold for long

It's almost been a week since the sneeze 2.0 bros... I dono of i can do it. I dono know if I can deal with the stress of holding a stock for 7 days.

So....Ryan wasnt a pumper and dumper, i hope zerohedge says sorry

>>58495345
Last week was the MOASS. It's over.

>+100m Missingno CONTRACTS in one day found with CAT Trial Mode
It's actually far worse than anyone could have imagined.

>>58495320
Sparkles?

Sisters our response?

>>58485134

YEAH I AM A SILO NIGGER
THE SILO OF GAMESTOP
THIS IS A GAMESTOP THREAD
A GME SILO IF YOU WILL

GUESS WHAT I'M ALSO A CHUD A RACIST A BIGOT A RETARD AND EVERY OTHER FUCKING LABEL YOU AND YOUR PACK OF TRANNY HINDU RATS WOULD LIKE TO AD HOMINEM ME WITH

I AM OFFICIALLY DECLARING WAR ON ANY FAT RETARD DISCUSSING NON-GAMESTOP COMPANIES IN MY PERSONAL GAMESTOP SILO

MY PORTFOLIO CONTAINS GAMESTOP EXCLUSIVELY AND I DEMAND THAT THE THREAD DEDICATED TO DISCUSSING GAMESTOP THE COMPANY SHOULD BE AS CLEAN AS MY PORTFOLIO

A.K.A GAMESTOP ONLY

IF ANY OF YOU FAT RETARDED SONS OF BITCHES WOULD LIKE TO CALL ME MEAN NAMES PLEASE DO SO WITHOUT TRYING TO INSERT NON-GAMESTOP POO SLOP INTO MY CLEAN AND PURE GAMESTOP SILO

FUCK YOU

>>58495428
This silo thing is the most obvious forced meme I've ever seen
It isn't working, just stop

>>58495418
Even if they only get fined a penny per trade error that's going to add up fast. This is going to permakill HFT/PFOF shenanigans.

Very organic thread >>58494873

Uncle Rico is coming

>>58495423
you don't fit in.

>>58495494

>>58495498
>>>/biz/bbby/

Lord forgive him because he does not know what he is doing

>>58495513
Odd name to call Beelzebub.

You guys know this is just Keith shitting up the place for the millionth time right?
>so bright it glows from space
He can’t help but use the same expressions identifying himself. He is the same fuckstain that was telling people in the gme thread to buy bbby at 25 bucks per share. You have to understand it is his literal job to equate gme shareholders with bbby, and he will never stop. You just have to ignore his shill ass.

I can feel their control slipping.

>>58495552
K**th already ropes years ago. These are hedgies sliding any GME related discussion in a GME thread. Some anons are already considering making a small donation to Wagner to find the indian call centre doing this simian shit flinging post MOASS.

>>58495453
Hehe

>>58495555
I'll check those numbers

you'll never make it you fucking retards

>>58495552
Keith is a cock sucker, he has no idea what he's doing, constantly chasing stocks wagging his tail like a bitch at anything. 2iq spakker, should be a test to be taken before being able to play stocks because I am fairly sure its taking advantage of the disabled what BBBY, AMC, DOGE, Loops, IMX, MSNBC and all the others did to him.

I bought 500 bbby’s when it was at $1. The stock disappeared, and I thought to myself, shit I literally just burned 500 bucks. I said whatever and got over it. Not once did I need some insane cope about getting my money back. These towel niggers are clearly nefarious actors

I love when they do try to make the shillies act like they’re schizo. My personal favorite from last thread was
>jeet is bbbaggie slang so go to your thread
The satisfaction from that will last weeks.

>>58495285
>>58495289
Bro, it takes like two fucking seconds to copy paste that shit. If you’re gonna do a shitty job, just don’t bake

>>58495289
Faggot

>>58495578
Trouble is Emperor Baggy bought at $20.

anyone ever had tonsil stones before? a few just came out and now my throat is sore :(

>>58495320
He desperatly needed a new ID because he got exposed, see >>58495320

>>58495610
Fucked up my quotes >>58495645

I don't care if anyone believes me I don't even care if the believers in the MOASS believes me I'm going to post this and quote me if you must or not....
But the moass is this coming week
It will be the most significant event in human history...
How do I know ?
I took 3.5 grams of psilocybin magic mushrooms on "mothers day" at 3:33pm the mother of all short squeezes to literally shift us into the moass timeline
And the once the 8hr trip was over DFV became active again around 8pm....
I don't give a utter infinite time space and love DOG INDIAN SHIT if you don't believe this
It's happening next week
Don't even quote me we don't need it anymore the timeline is set
It has been written there is no more deviation the 9D alien beings hath spoken and accounted for everything....
Hope you have at least a few DRSd

>>58495724
I'm not a religious man, I'm not superstitious either. There was a time a few years ago where it was absolutely raining digits in the GME threads. But honestly seeing stuff like this makes me want to believe. I feel like if we're all collectively schizo about it, it'll happen. That along with numerous genuine reasons to believe.

>Frozen human brain tissue works perfectly when thawed 18 months later https://newatlas.com/science/brains-frozen-thawed-chemicals-cryopreservation/
WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW

It was a test of the CAT, this thing no one had heard of until the other day AND, okay AND DFV said he was not a CAT three years ago during the hearings. Are you starting to see? Okay, Ryan never sold the 45 million shares, it's a fake out 4d chess move to fool hedgies, plus it's bullish since it gives us all warrants. Also he and Icahn are shadowchairmen of Teddy and have purchased BBBYQ to extra fuck over the US financial system. You'll see when the US courts find that hedge funds have been committing fraud.

>>58495872
Or it’s non acat transfer (drs). You honestly believe the sec is going to do something to cause a short squeeze? They work for the market makers and dtcc. There will never be any regulation which helps retail shareholders.
“I’m from the government and I’m here to help!”
Get out of here with that nonsense.

>>58495724
Great now it’s definitely not happening next week, you squealed and pissed off the shroom gods anon

>>58495872
>It was a test of the CAT, this thing no one had heard of until the other day AND, okay AND DFV said he was not a CAT three years ago during the hearings. Are you starting to see? Okay, Ryan never sold the 45 million shares, it's a fake out 4d chess move to fool hedgies, plus it's bullish since it gives us all warrants. Also he and Icahn are shadowchairmen of Teddy and have purchased BBBYQ to extra fuck over the US financial system. You'll see when the US courts find that hedge funds have been committing fraud.

babe wake up new pasta just dropped kek
gotta bring out one of my classic shilling gifs for this one
>inb4 muh 'not the real Chadshill'

>>58495887
>>58495900
You must be shills if you don't believe the US judicial system isn't going to uncover the fraud and destroy the US financial system. I bet you also think BBBYQ actually was canceled.

Uh oh spaghetti-o's.

We just got our distraction from GME and CAT.

>>58495944
Ken Griffin was spotted near the scene with a stinger missile. They're really getting desperate now.
Source: my dog thought broadcasted it to me

This week is going to be pretty lit, isn't it?

>>58495907
>muh US judicial system
mfw
daily reminder that the entire fucking market is a massive fraudulent scheme to extract money from retards which has been indisputably proven time and time again yet
>muh US judicial system
has literally NEVER taken action against these people
>inb4 literally ONE retarded CEO went to trial in 2008 after (((bankers))) almost nuked the world economy (and he's still rich and back running a hedge fund TODAY)
KEK
it's almost as if (((billionaires))) don't have to follow the rules for some strange reason
imagine redditors unironically believing this is going to change now (after already being shown it won't 3.5 years ago and again just this past week) because uh... well uh... it just WILL

>he's never read a michael lewis book
midwit status: detected

why do you guys all post watered down generic anti-semitism when the CEO of your beloved company is a jew who scam exit pumped your stock and dumped on your heads?

>>58495453
>the jews will be made to pay!
>but not cohen, hes a nice jew, we can trust him
huh?

>>58496249
If you ever had to deal with Jewish people you would know they are very emotionally triggerable and get stuck into an anxiety panic loop. You can see that in real time by the way they’re acting in Palestine. They’ve got the same emotional frame and behaviour as women do. With that said when a Jewish person accepts this situation and tries to work it out they are better equipped at dealing with emotional people and often are more centered than the average clueless guy.
This is how you can solve the dilemma between how it is possible to have such vile examples of Jews together with very intelligent ones (Milton Friedman, Feynman…) or even emotionally intelligent ones

>>58496060
No, no it won't

>You are now holding fourth generation bags
Holy fuck baggies

So lost with what to do with itself now the MOASS is over. How is everyone spending their new wealth?

https://www.dougcifu.com/

we feelin' comfy, frens? the preliminary earnings announcement and shelf language are highly intriguing. plus LC said that last week was a productive one, and he never speaks that candidly

>>58496486
proud baggie here. have only slurped, never sold, since March 2021. thanks for making me feel seen, anon :)

>>58495555
Q U A D S
U
A
D
S

>muh weekend announcement

Kek shillies
https://x.com/NewIncidence22/status/1792206626390462490

>>58496894
FRAUD LAWSUITS AGAINST THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS (TOTAL TRITTON DEATH)
PLAN AMENDMENT
ASSET CLAWBACK
CASH AND EQUITY
WAGMING

>>58495437
SHUT UP SILONIGGELURK MOAR PHAGGOT
>>58495560
>>58495552
>>58495567
Why are you ID hopping h to talk to yourself because you

DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION YOH SILONIGGER WHO HAS LIED IN EVERY GENERAL FOR OVER 3 YEARS ON MULTIPLE ID'S GATEKEEPI G INFO AND TRYING HIS DAMNEDEST TO STILE COMVERSATION BY MASS REPIRTING ANYONE WHO QUESTIONS YOUR ALTERIOR MOTIVES


YOU

DUMB

SILONIGGER

YOU LOST

>>58496894
This isn’t working for me. Has anyone been able to replicate?

>silonigger
It's because we're literally holding GME ballistic missiles, aren't we?

>>58496909

>>58496900
TOTAL SILONIGGER DEATH

>>58496951
No I meant searching on rh to get the ticket to pop up. Has anyone else been able to corroborate this?

>itt bathniggers and gameniggers argue about who's going to wagmi more and when
>mfw i know the answer is neither and never

>>58496953
>chatgpt

>>58496964
You hold GME.

>>58495437
wtf is a silo nigger?
NO I WOULD NEVER ASK THIS TWICE
IN TWO THREADS THE SAME FUCKING POST
>wtf is a silo nigger?
>wtf is a silo nigger?
imagine being too fucking dumb to not post the same thing twice in consecutive threds, wow.

>shills, retards and deflecters in the thread again

This is the only sign I need, it is truly tomorrow. I do not give a single shit about you shilttalkers, you will watch your money givers plaster the pavement next week while you can crawl around in your shithole looking for the next job as a shill.

We are WAGMIng it starting tomorrow.

>>58496972
>thinking i would ever hold either jewish rugpull
excellent reading comprehension faggroid

Leaf here, just found out the market is open, WAGMI a day earlier boys

>>58496983
>muh shills in thread means wagmi tomorrow
i've been shilling every single day for 3.5 years yet not a single moass has happened
what gives bro?

>>58496966
NOT AN ARGUMENT SILONIGGER

YOU WILL GET THE SAME INFO

OH NO YOU YOU USED GOOGLE TO SEARCH! NOT A VALID ARGUMENT YOU FUCKING RETARD

OH NO YOU USED AN AI TO CONSOLIDATE A CONCISE ANSWER TO A QUESTION. YOUR INFO MUST BE INVALID THEN

YOU FUCKING RETARD

>>58496988
You can't hide from me. You hold GME.

>>58496993
>all-caps seething over being called out for using chatgpt to formulate a thought like a 2-braincell zoomer
kek

I don't think normies understand. We aren't praying for MOASS. The company is already undeniable on fundamentals and RC is a visionary when it comes to consumer verticals (beat Amazon at their own game with his first startup, leading to a buyout).

The reason this is a black swan is that naked shorting in the American market has gotten to such inconceivably absurd levels that there is no way for all shorts to close out without spotlighting the millions or perhaps BILLIONS of synthetic shares and derivatives & hedging instruments executed off of the back of that sort of retardedly risky environment.

GME literally cannot go bankrupt. The shorted/loaned shares literally cannot all be resolved. Therefore, it is simply a waiting game because GME has already won on fundamentals and beat the cellar-boxing strategy financial institutions use to make sure they can't lose.

There are not cohencidences. GME cannot die. Shorts cannot close. Soon, you will witness the sky on fire.

>>58496998
>the old 'bored holder' cope
>with no proof

>>58496993
>YOU USED AN AI TO CONSOLIDATE A CONCISE ANSWER TO A QUESTION.
If you can't provide a concise answer yourself, you didn't understand the issue. If you don't understand the issue, what makes you think you will know a correct answer when presented with one. The answer is you don't: you just pick an answer that tells you what you want to hear.
>>58497010
>with no proof
I was there.

>>58496909
>>58496956
Works on my machine.
https://robinhood.com/us/en/stocks/BBBYQ/

>>58497013
>demands concise answer from some other anon
>gives me the most retarded answer possible

YOU DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION

YOU COULD HAVE LISTENED TO COHEN

BUT YOU DIDNT

>>58497016
You know that I know.
>>58497019
Shutup bitch

WHY DID YOU NOT LISTEN?

>>58497022
>i definitely know bro
>no i can't post proof
imagine being this big of a faggot in /gme/ in 2024

when gme goes to $0 i WILL be making gabbussy my braphog slampig

YOU NOT ONLY DIDN'T LISTEN YOU NEFARIOUSLY LIKE PLATINUM TRANNY LIED ABOUT IT, GASLIGHT PEOPLE ABOUT IT, MISREPRESENTED IT TO PEOPLE ITT, TO PREVENT DISCUSSION ABOUT THE WIDER PLAY AT HAND BY THE CHAIRMAN, CEO AND CHIEF INVESTMENT OFFICER OF THE COMAPNY, WHO UNIFIED RC VENTURES AND GAMESTOPS INVESTMENT STRATERGY IN AN SEC FILING WHILE ALSO HAVING AN AGREEMENT WITH THE COMPANY ABOUT TALKS OF BUYING THE COMPANY, WHICH BOW THE PREVIOUS BOARF HAVR BEEN GIT WITH A LAWSUIT FOR FRAUD NEGATING ANY AND ALL CH11 PROCEEDINGS, MEANING THEY HAVE BILLIOBS IN NOL'S AND SHAREHOLDERS MUST BE MADE WHOLE, ERGO THE COMPANY WHICH EMERGES ISSUES SHARES WHICH ONKY HOLDERS OF THE ORIGINAL COMPANY CAN RECIEVE

>>>/pol/468545406

>>58497065
Ayo did gabby leave you?

it's never been more over

>>58497081
…for hedgies, melties, shillies and fuddies.

>>58497095
Based

Going silent isn't gonna work shillies I still hold GME. 24 shares drsd in MY name. RIP dumbass

Siloniggers killed on sight

RUN THEM OVER WITH YOUR CAR

YOU LOST

YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE

REVERSE TRIANGULAR MERGER WITH A MIXED CONSIDERATION

TEDDY MERGES WITH DK-BUTTERFLY IN A REVERSE MERGER THEN ACQUIRES GME IN A RATIO SHARE CONSIDERATION

TEDDY AND GAMESTOP ARE BOTH HOLDING COMPANIES

NAKED SHORTS WILL BE FORCED TO BUY IN AND IF THEY STILL HAVENT COMPLETED BY THE MERGER DATE - IN A REVERSE MERGER IT COULD BE ANY MOMENT - THEIR POSITION IS CARRIED OVER AND THE FORCED BUYING BEGINS AGAIN

TEDDY AND GAMESTOP IS GOING TO WIN SO HARD IT'S UNREAL BROS

IF ONLY SOME OF YOU LISTENED

WE'VE WON

>t.

I would really prefer if shills would be quiet

We going up tomorrow?

who here has madee the most gains since back in 2021

>>58497833
Yes, but we won't WAGMI until Tuesday.

wagmi

>>58497874
>ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO
shutup bitch

anyone else in the +$25-50,000 range

>>58497947
I'm in the 6,000,000 range
>inb4 that sounds like a fake and made-up number

>>58497922
bitch i hold both, but you normal niggers better show some damn respect to us towel chads.

>>58497956
>bitch i hold both
You only hold one

>>58497955
based on the float size, the US gov could pay off all their debt on taxes alone, with $50k per share. That to me isn't high enough. I like your number, but it's still not as pretty as
10,000,000 per, and that's because I'm bad at quick math and increments of 10 are easy.

>>58497959
WRONG

>>58495285
Dead cat bounce today is likely but by end of week it'll be sub $15, probably 13 then stabilize around 15.

>>58498004
There will be a cat but it’s very much alive.

>>58498004
>deadcat bounce
You’re so desperate.

it's called a dead baggot bounce
>inb4 seething

>>58498091
>tfw bought $15 put contract for 49 cents at open last monday
I only bought one, I should've bought a dozen, but whatever, I don't like gambling, but I was 90% sure where this shit was headed.

Is gamestop going out of business?

realistically where is this price heading by the time it opens again? I want another 1k and was hoping it would be available to purchase around the $20 mark but just keeps climbing pre market

>>58498167
it'll keep climbing until you buy

>>58498197
dw mate I'll be buying just not sure how much at this price ie 20% of my available funds etc

>>58495321
Lame. Imagine if it had hologram arenas instead.

Kek siloniggies

https://www.dougcifu.com/

Kek dougshit

After the MOASS, I will hire gangs of Pakis to find the location of the pajeet shill HQ. I will then pay them handsomely to break the fingers of everyone in there.

>>58495339
True but the price climbed 80% over the two weeks before he spoke up, what was that about I had figured that was why he posted the sitting up meme because he saw the climb

Anyone know anything about why GME rose 80% the first two weeks of May before RK had spoke up at all

So retail wins? Tomorrow will be fun.

>>58498542
Yeah.

>>58498542
Meaning it will go to $15 and crab around $20 for a while.

I thought Tuesday was supposed to be a day or something not monday

>>58498564
Been hearing “tomorrow is a big day!” and “it’s next week!” For 3 years anon.

>>58498564
Now until EoM is all hype. Moon sentiment might change if we don’t MOASS by EoM and there isn’t any more fuel like RK or something.

>>58498567
“Buy, hold, drs”
“Wow! What a dip, buying more!”

>>58498576
Next big hype is going to get pushed to earnings in June right? Then something else will get manufactured to push hype out longer I guess

Is Larry saying we're a mightily faggy company?
I’m not sure how to feel about that.
I thought we were SS

Who here unironically believes in the MOASS? Your 10k investment will turn into 1 billion? How? Whos gonna buy? Is this just some meme where people are dedicated not to breal character? Im not being cynical or whatever, this is a serious question.

>>58498837
You need to dilate my son

DOWN 0.5% BULLS ON AN HERO WATCH

Reminder if you have more than four (4) shares of $GME, you do not believe in the MOASS.

:o

>>58496249
>but not cohen, we can trust him (for now) to fuck over the boomer jews
ftfy

WHY ARE WE BLEEDING???

PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.
I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA MAKE IT. I THOUGHT WE WOULD NEVER SEE RED AGAIN. I WAS PROMISED THE PRICE WOULD HIT INFINITY.

MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>58500306
They’re gonna keep burning money until MOASS. Enjoy the discount.

>>58498837
Don’t except rationality and logic here (or anywhere in the stock market). They think GME will blast to 6-7 digits and the federal government and all the trading platforms will just have to pay out because they just have to!

>>58501353
To self-reply I am holding because I do have psychic intuition and I did dream GME pulling off a supersqueeze to about 1000-2000 it occurred over a weeks span, other stocks were also squeezing and the market was going haywire and crashing in other sectors. I’m never wrong. But ammo, AI, genetics, and robotics stocks.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>58501395
*buy

>>58501400
duh MOASS anon thought you knew

HE SOLD?!? PUMP EET

unmoonabe

>>58495292
2021

WAGMI, IDGAF.

Dead general holy fuck

>>58501522
It’s quiet when all the shillies leave

>>58501529
They have to clock out.

>none of you guys sold
>it's already almost back to where it was a year ago today
>you guys honestly still think you'll make it by holding stock from a dying company
>this general still exists
How are you guys this delusional and stupid? It's not even funny, this is just pathetic

>>58501587
You have no power here

>>58501595
All I want is for my words to echo in your head once you finally realize you wasted your money buying a dead meme stock because you listened to retards on the internet

>>58501587
Buy some shares and join the fun or gtfo fag!

>>58501587
Imagine not seeing the rising tide and not jumping on the ark.

Some people become fish food.

didn't look at the chart since noon. why did we big poompa the last 15 minutes?

>>58501650
Someone boughted

I'm going to invest my millions into cat girl breeding programs. Neco Arc will be real. Will enjoy nuggies and pilk every evening.
https://youtu.be/JsW9geyUdVE

>>58495944
Iran is a giant cuckold state. This will do nothing but more “final warnings” and announce missile strikes 72 hrs in advance. Gay.

i bought two shares the other day. I just hope it screws over the Wall Street shorters. Not that I understand it. Diamond hands. Fuck em'.

/gme/ told me we were getting pump today?

I almost got into the green. ah well, maybe in another 3 years.

>>58504807
we always say we're getting a pump

>>58501587
There is no point trying to help these troglodytes. They unironically believe that a single share of GME will reach a price of tens of thousands.

Good morning, frens. Remember to stay comfy and zen. No dates; just up.

Disbelievers, trolls and shills have no substantive arguments; pay them no mind.

>>58495285
>>58495289
This is the new LOGO bake, when this faggot bakes without the links it’s a fake bake. I’m not sure why he keeps doing it but rest assured it’s not in good faith.

Are we to believe the dumb faggot can’t use copy and paste?
Just stay in the discussion on the last bread until it’s threaded or don’t I really don’t give a fuck just understand this is fake

>as always sneed hedgies

how much money did you make this year from this meme alone

real thread we are in here

>>58505347
>>58505347