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I am going to give my little sister 2000$ AUD to fuck around with on stocks.. any advice you want to give her?

>> No.584621

>>584569
Beginners are bound to lose money @ stocks

>> No.584626

>>584569
Through which broker?

>> No.584643

For 2000$ AUD I'd teach her to suck my cock real good.

>> No.584653

>>584569
Why use real money? Can't she start on some sort of a practice program?

>> No.584662

AKA: 'I am opening a trading account and haven't a fucking clue what I'm doing, teach me pls.'

>> No.584664

>>584569
throw the lot into AFI or one of the vanguard funds (or another index etf)

then use a demo account to fuck around pretending you can pick stocks

>> No.584665

>>584643
Fucking degenerate scum

>> No.584677
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584677

>>584665

I don't think you quite understand the definition of that term.

>> No.584866

>>584569

Women can't trade stocks, just pay off her car or pay for a semester in college or something.

>> No.585631

>>584569
Shell probably lose it all in brokerage fees lol.

getting breast implants will be a far better investment.

>> No.585637

Just do research. Find out how much demand there is for a company's product, and if it is high, buy.

>> No.585687

>>584569
>giving money to a woman
Just get her a 2000$ giftcard to a cosmetics shop

>> No.585689

>>585687
>>585631
>>584866
>>584653
see this
>>584662